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Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.

P.S. When I leave, please let the thread die. If you want to keep hanging out that's fine, but do it in your own thread, please. And don't use an OP that lures Anonymous into thinking he's getting tarot readings if you don't plan to give them. That's just not cool.
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I'm getting tired already.
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Hi thread
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Aww man, I wasn't able to start the thread with #OmegaTime
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I like how I remember that there's a Reimu thread today up until around 7PM and then forget about it until midnight.
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>>708594532
It did seem off, I was going to corrent that...
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>>708594532
I need more context.
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>>708594355
Jesus Christ how self absorbed are you?

>Don't talk in my thread after I leave it please make a new one.

Like none if us will know you'll just lurk and pretend to be someone else.

Pathetic m8, not even sad.
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>>708594532
Reimu, I want to be called -sama too. Can you teach me how to be dominant?
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Ooh another thread~

I might be getting tired though.
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I fell for the ruse.
Shame on me.

-Koi
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based russian territory
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>>708594951
Well I got here after this was made so I don't know if it counts as falling for it, but it does appear to be fake, after checking the previous thread.
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>>708594971
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Hello again

-Sweet Roll
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>>708594877
Wanna be my pillow?
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>>708595092
The thread is real, the post about Reimu going to bed is not.

-Koi
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>>708594787
Hmm?

>>708594872
I dunno if I'd be the best teacher for that.

>>708594780
Join the St-... oh wait, a lot of people aren't getting the notifications again. Hmm...

>>708594877
Well, if enough people are ready to leave I could just close up. I can only delete for a little longer though...
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>>708594736
I wonder if the reason I'm lacking dubs is because #OmegaTime is not being backed by The Sun at the moment. There is not enough praising.
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>>708594355
hi, SalsaBlast rolling the dice.
I'd like to ask the fortune teller: Do you believe in destiny? I mean, a premade and unchangeable one.
greetings
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>>708595432
PRAISE KEK, not the sun.
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>>708595432
PRAISE THE SUN! \o/
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>>708595318
N-nothing, that was just a joke! Ha..ha..
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How do I make my neck and shoulders stop feeling so stressed and tense ?
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>>708595253
Sure!

>>708595318
Well I'd like to stay up for a while longer since I"m waiting for someone to log on but they sure are taking a while.
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>>708595316
>>708595318
Good to know, feel like it doesn't change much either way, though. What matters is if people come around.
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>>708594858
It's for Anonymous's sake, dumbass. They keep coming in after I'm gone asking for readings. It's not that hard to just make a hangout thread that doesn't have false hopes attached.
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>>708595569
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>>708595318
I-I think you would...I like the way you're dominant but not mean. You get called -sama and have people lick your feet, but you don't hurt their feelings. I wanna be just like you, reimu!
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>>708595617
Jack off.

>>708595651
Not sure if real Reimu, but that's a lot of salt you're emitting.
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Who /Luftwaffe/ here?

Gotha did something.
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>>708595621
Excuse me
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>>708595548
No, I don't. Even if you believe in tarot, it just gives you a glimpse at the most likely future of the path you're on. You can change it at any time.
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>>708595617
Relaxing in positions that allow these areas to rest, though a massage or deep heat cream may help. Also reduce the amount of weight and stress on them, be it a day off work or not sitting in your chair in a poor position.

-Koi
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>>708595602
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>>708595640
I believe Chuuni has gone to rest.

-Koi
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>>708595849
How do I make my position better? I'm sitting in a chair
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>>708595740
PRAISE KEK, MEME MAGIC IS REAL

THE SUN IS A FALSE GOD
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>>708595621
Wonderful, I'm sure you'll be comfortable.
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>>708595943
Huh? I wasn't talking about any specific person.
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>>708595946
Perhaps a further laying back kind of position.

-Koi
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>>708595925
From undead church, where should I go from there on?
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>>708595925
Look at those numbers >>708595959 then tell me if your god is real or not.
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>>708595824
Does this count?

>>708595621
Who might you be waiting for?

>>708595959
I happen to know some high level meme magicians.
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>>708596110
I felt the context to mention something I was sure about.
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>>708595959
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>>708595943
he scares me..
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>>708596345
>no repeating digits
Your statement is false!

>>708596259
Looks better than the Po-2
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>>708596124
straight to Blighttown, obv
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>>708595432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WCGPs41XHP

-Koi
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Goodnight Reimu, I love you so much!
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>>708596452
Are YOU /Luftwaffe/?

>>708596610
Neck yourself!
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>>708596452
He has incredible sight and insight.
It's right to be afraid of such power.

-Koi
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>>708595810
Just thought I'd help you feel like your attempt had some effect on me.

I'm always here to help, Anonymous.
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>>708595602

>\o/

The way you did it was not incandescent enough

The proper way to praise is as follows

PRAISE THE SUN! \[T]/

-Sweet Roll
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>>708595847
This is not so much tarot-ish at all but what the heck, here we go: Does someone's (beloved one) soul/spirit/whateveryoucallit stay with us in their own will or it's just a painkiller we give to ourselves?
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>>708596610
Goodnight, Anonymous. I love you too~
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>>708596452
I just wish he would post new pics. I feel like I've seen him post the same 3 in a row at least 3 times. At least that Kagerou pic is pretty hot.
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>>708595847
My modals: Thanks!
SB
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>>708595847
not necessarily the mostly likely future, but the future possibility that you need to contemplate in that reading. there is no absolute destiny, but when you ask the universe for guidance, the message you receive is no accident.
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>>708596764
Oh, no, I was a different dude commenting on your salt levels. They seem to be much higher than normal.
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>>708596497
So.... where? Noob in the saga.
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>>708596864
Good night Reimu!!

Thanks for everything you do!

Mantis
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>>708596712
I do not know what that is.. sorry
>>708596733
How can I close myself to his power?
>>708596868
T-that's what you're worried about? I don't like those pictures... they're scary too
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>>708596821
That's a matter of faith. It's not something I can answer definitely. If you believe it, it's true for you.
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>>708597038
Tinfoil hats and ignorance?

-Koi
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>letting BC be part of your threads

HAHAHAHA
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>>708597038
/Luftwaffe/ is the best air force that has ever existed! 109s, 190s, 110s, Fw-200s, Me-262s! The roar of the engine is like the sword exiting its sheath!
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>>708597111
What do you think about that?
SB
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>>708597006
They're not really. Is it because I cursed?

>>708597021
Goodnight!
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>>708597202
I have a lot of ignorance.. is that good enough?
>>708597245
They have no idea who BC is
>>708597261
Then why did the French kill them so easily?
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>>708597014

Where are you exactly and what have you done?

-Sweet Roll
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>>708597014
From the Burg, you're gonna want to head through the Darkwood Garden and Basin, through the Valley of the Drakes, and down the big ass elevator into the poison swamp.
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>>708597485
Tinfoil hats.
And a good cup of tea.

-Koi
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>>708597245
"He doesn't even really live here, he just sits in the corner and froths at the mouth"
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>>708597245
I don't even know who that is, but it's not like I'm a mod. Please don't bring avatar drama here, though.
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>>708597038
I somewhat like their postings, but the images are unnecessarily lewd...

>>708597485
Who is BC then?

>>708597014
I wanna beat up the neppu
softly
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>>708597594
I don't really like the bitter taste of tea.
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>>708597717
I don't like your chances then.

-Koi
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>>708596788
The fact that I praise the sun should be enough to prove my loyalty to it, no?
>>708597581
Sounds like one hell of a ride.
>>708597486
Anon already helped me out, thanks tho.
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>>708597660
That's kind of the normal operating procedure for anyone in these threads, innit?

>>708597468
Probably. The thread curse has transferred to you.
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>>708597712
Lewd is evil too..
I'm BC, it's another name I use in another community
>>708597882
Can you help me, please?
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>>708597935
Eh. It's not too bad if you strengthen your equipment, always have a shield, and you're not a pussy.
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>>708597485
>French
They fell like a domino thanks to their lack of enthusiastic leaders! The Luftwaffe almost crushed the RAF if Hitler hadn't have fucked it up!

Besides, the aircraft themselves look sleek and deadly, like an arrow in the wind!
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>>708597309
I think it's best if I don't answer. I am a Shinto shrine maiden after all, though.
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>>708597038
Yeah this is an imageboard after all. I don't like seeing the same stuff over and over.
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>>708597947
If it means I get to drink a cup of tea, and you were the ridiculous tinfoil hat, then sure.
Not sure if that'll help much though.
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>>708597660
Sounds about right.
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>>708597485
>>708597717
>>708597038
>>708596452
>>708595845
what the fuck go back to /a/ you fuckin dweeb
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>>708598111
>>708597111
Two triple ones in the same thread

Why is Hakurei such a cheat code?
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>>708597717
You're oversteeping and your water is too hot.
Tea isn't bitter at all when prepared right.

>>708597947
Ohh, I must be hella tired for not making the connection...

>>708598194
/b/ - anime/random
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>>708598143
>were
I have brain problems tonight.

-Koi
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>>708598194
what the fuck go back to /mlp/ you fuckin dweeb
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>>708598080
I try to never take chances, I go with bandit dagger and shield, I try to always either wait for a parry or go for a backstab. If there are too much enemies I try to use an halbard, dagger is strengthen already tho.
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>>708598111
Seems fair to me. I mention that bcos I have a friend (almost gf, good'ol times!) who used to read tarot and that kind of stuff. It was quite interesting talking this kind of things with her. Then we took separate ways 10 years ago and here we are. See you next time. Thanks!
SB
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>>708598292
maybe if you stayed on your own board you wouldn't be criticized. this shit is cucksimus maximus
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>>708598095
Oh I thought you were talking about WW1
>>708598124
Do you think Chuuni is crazy about murderous women?
>>708598143
It's almost like you want me to suffer Chuuni's probing...
>>708598194
I'm sorry for making you upset...
>>708598292
So you're saying tea is a skill and not a talent?
>>708598292
Don't worry, BC is long dead and gone. I'm not that person anymore.
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>>708598275
That's the power...

That's the power of love.
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>>708597935

Well, another route would be to just go to the lower area of undead burg, kill the capra demon (Fucking pain in the ass), go through the depths (be careful about basilisks and slimes(?), kill the gaping dragon, then proceed to blighttown

But don't if you haven't rung the church bell yet

-Sweet Roll
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>>708598502
Then you're set for life. Learn some pyromancy ASAP and enjoy riding the easy train.
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>>708595845
Yes?

>>708595980
Thanks~ I'm laying down as we speak! I might be here a while so stay right here.

>>708596259
Wow playing friend. I texted him but he probably fell back asleep.
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>>708598698
Are you the same Kotori I talk to know the Steams?
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>>708598618
Not sure how to help you here then.

-Koi
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>>708598618
you need a therapist, this shit is making me sick
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>>708598694
>>708598502
also this: https://youtu.be/QRPNiDYwWGQ
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>>708598698
I'm rather sleepy; I can't promise I'll make it through the whole thread.
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>>708598853
I don't want him to know about my past...
>>708598862
I'm back in therapy now, actually. I really don't like it...
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>>708598988
How much does he already know, or rather have you told him already?

-Koi
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>>708599111
Nice trips
I haven't told him anything... he's psychic so I don't have to tell him..
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Going for a general reading.

~James
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>>708598618
everything is both a talent and a skill.
Though, a talent deserves no praise, as it's not something you've invested any time in.
There's a lot of knowledge to go with tea as well.

>>708598698
Ahahaha...

Eh, guess I'll sleep some.
Four hours really isn't enough.
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>>708598920
Ah. Well that can't be helped, but a pillow doesn't need to be awake.

>>708598814
Yes that would be me.
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>>708599322
First try? I'm jealous.
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when is reimu going to leave I want to bump her thread when she's gone
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>>708594355
should i ask that girl out or go for the other girl
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>>708598694
What do you think of >>708598671 ?
And when will I be allowed to summon Solaire? What about golden guy inprisoned? I want my reward for setting him free.
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>>708599220
You may have to rely on Tinfoil hats.
And cups of tea.
Though no guar that he won't still have +20 insight.

-Koi
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>>708599349
You're supposed to be my pillow, not the other way around!
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>>708599444
wow i never expected to actually roll trips
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>>708599401
Idk how I did it, but I'm glad it worked!
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>>708599328
hehe what tea do you recommend i drink first?
>>708599349
I thought you were Umi all this... time....
>>708599421
She already left
>>708599444
Nice trips
>>708599489
stop troling me... i'm serious v///////v
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>>708599322
>Queen of Pentacles
A strong female role model will play a heavy role in your near future.

>Five of Swords (Reversed)
You'll face gossip and slander from a malicious person or group.

>The Chariot
But, with the help of the Queen, you'll ride the chariot to victory over them.
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>>708599444
seems i need to give myself a name go for mat
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>>708599650
Wow, thanks!
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Quints get.... I'll treat them fair I swear.
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>>708599633
I don't know your past, I have no proper advice to give. I'm sorry.
You should still try the hats and tea though.

-Koi
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>>708599474
That works too, you can get your pyromancy glove by helping the pyromancer, and the gaping dragon fight is a ton of fun, but the capra demon sucks assholes. You can summon Solaire for the gargoyles, and Lautrec(Gold guy) as well. Lautrec has your reward back in Firelink.
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>>708599474

That is the actual route

Solaire can be summoned for some bosses

Gold guy can join you too

I can tell you what happens after you free him

but I'm not sure if I should

-Sweet Roll
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>>708599535
Oh. I misunderstood that. Oh dear. Well that works too!

>>708599633
Why though.. ;_;
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>>708599444
That girl:
>King of Pentacles
She offers you stability and worldly success. She seems like the more standard option if you want status and the respect of your friends and family.

Other girl:
>Seven of Swords
This one's a bit rocky but what she offers is uniqueness and the chance to fight against the expectations of society.

The choice is yours.
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>>708599869
do you think I should just stay away from chuuni?
>>708600087
Because you use her avatar in Steam
>>708600188
Is this >>708600087 kotori?
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>>708600188
cool thank
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>>708599886
I freed Lautrec, he said "I'll give you a reward later" and the prick dissapeared.
>>708599885
So.... from the church, where? Also, I don't know how to hit the dragon tail under the bridge after I hit ir with an arrow, any tip?
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>>708600253
You know what I'd say.
Tinfoil hats and Tea, if you plan to be around him.

-Koi
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Name, Quinn
Question, How can I find my love
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>>708600534
Reroll, come on please
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>>708600357
Go under the bridge and loiter there for a bit while you pepper his tail. He should just chill up top until you make it happen, then he'll bail. Also, from the church you should head to blighttown in one way or another.
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>>708600534
Last reroll or I'm out
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>>708600405
I think I need something else to protect myself from his probe
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>>708600253
But I use Mikono as an avatar, not Umi.
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>>708600087
>that works too
Good, I'm still holding you to it.
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>>708600807
I just don't know if I can trust you anymore.......
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Just like nobody should trust you BC. Fuck off.
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>>708601084
british columbia?
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>>708600768
Let me know if you work something out.
Or if the tea and tinfoil hats work.

-Koi
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>>708601084
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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>>708601176
Don't leave me alone...
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>>708601332
Do you not have some other company?

-Koi
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>>708600357

Head back down to undead burg, from what I remember there is a route downwards, I just don't remember where, look hard enough and you will find it

In the depths, be EXTREMELY careful about the monsters with the huge googly eyes, they will really mess you up if you don't know how to handle them

Cut off that bridge drakes tail for a surprise (The same surprise is on a lot of bosses or creatures with a tail)

-Sweet Roll
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>>708594355
Hey, just want a quick fortune telling on a specific topic. Will I be able to save more money this year?
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>>708601479
what kind of sweet roll are you
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>>708598618
I don't know much about them, other than they like to collect hands

>>708598640
Love hax OP
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>>708601466
No I'm wandering outside atm.. and it's pretty lonely
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>>708601638
what does bc stand for?
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>>708595980
Now I feel like rewatching this, also when next season?
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>>708601578
Do you think he'll cut off my hands and put embalming fluid in them?
>>708601705
Blood-chan
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>>708600925
It can't be helped.

>>708600863
Okay~
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>>708601638
Well, I really do need to head off myself.
Don't get lost out there, and goodnight.

-Koi
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>>708601544

The overused(?) meme kind

I did not choose this

-Sweet Roll
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How do I find motivation to exercise and be healthy? I'm not remotely fat, just unhealthy and I eat junk or not eat at all
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>>708601933
why are you called sweet roll?
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>>708601842
Umi
>>708601843
I don't even want to go back home......
-hugs- sweet dreams <3
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>>708599999
How is this possible?
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>>708601793
Spoopy name! Sounds cool though, better than Bell or AzK
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>>708601970
because she is a roll of sweetness!
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>>708602059
T-thanks... I don't really like it because I don't like the person that gave it to me.
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>>708602148
Opps
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>>708602059
I like the name Bell
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>mfw this thread
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>>708601935
You can't wait for motivation. You have to do it whether you feel like it or not.
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>>708602296
sounds like so much work...
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>>708602230
It's okay. It sounds a bit shitey. I just tell everyone to call me Gavin.

>>708602148
Thats too bad. A really cool name ruined....
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>>708602296
am i doing good so far?
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>>708602394
I know, right? But you'll get used to it. Start tomorrow. Small steps, no excuses.
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>>708602588
The person who gave it to me was very manipulative and controlling...
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>>708602394
Lmao, no wonder you're unhealty.
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>>708601970

Back when I first came to these threads, I didn't have a name, until one anon did an elder scrolls guard joke for one thing, I butted in and said something about me stealing a sweet roll, and when another thread rolled around I had to make sure people knew who I was, after a short while, I decided Sweet Roll, and the name stuck

That's the dramatic tale of how the pastry headed sweet roll plunderer came to be

-Sweet Roll
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>>708602627
Seems like it, yeah.
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>>708602675
i'll try it out with stretches tomorrow first i guess.
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>>708594355
Can I get a RL Armpit pic Reimu?
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>>708602923
May I has hugs before I go for the night, please?
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>>708602787
So I heard.
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>>708602991
Alice didn't give me that name... She gave me Hata no Kokoro, though.
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>>708602066

>she
>did you just assume my gender

No, I'm a guy

Not a big deal

I thought you knew that

-Sweet Roll
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>>708602896
So many (You)'s, that's so flattering.
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>>708602926
Eat a decent breakfast too, assuming you have something available. Bananas or cereal is better than nothing at all or junk.

>>708602956
Not tonight.
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>>708602787
They sound like an asshole.

>>708602970
G'night I guess! Have a really stealthy Doomturtle!
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Just gonna post a screen cap from my failed thread. Could really do with some company tonight. Alex.
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>>708594355
Miss Reimu, I've got the flu

Can I ask for your blessing ( and advice) for a speedy recovery?
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>>708603330
No breakfast food

I guess I have ensure drinks
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>>708602002
Kotori!
>>708603398
Hello. This probably sounds preachy but try to not drink at all if you can't control it when you start. Alcohol really is destructive and won't help you.

I can give you company at least.
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>>708602970
>*hug*

>>708603398
You mentioned considering suicide. Call a hotline and see if they can refer you to some help. Or seek it out on your own. That's called binge drinking, where you maybe don't drink often but when you do you lose all control. It sounds like your mental state really took a plunge recently, so that's your best option and the first thing you should try to sort out.

If you let your job know what happened, they'll probably be understanding. This is a mental health situation, not something you did out of malice or laziness.
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>>708603532
Tea with honey and lemon, great for when you're sick. I have to drink it for life because of how sick my memes are.
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>>708603151
I think everyone is a girl for some reason
>>708603186
I'm a mod and I can bypass the spam filter, so don't get used to it.
>>708603389
They were... I'm glad I got that toxic PoS out of my life for good. And goodnight <3
>>708603709
We'll see..
>>708603753
Ow...
I love you Reimu.. goodnight <3
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rolling dubs for info on my sex life
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>>708603838
attempting to reroll dubs for info on my sex life
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>>708603838
>>708603857
re-reattempting to roll dubs for info on my sex life
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>>708603882
Here, take my dubs
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>>708603124
Alice took advantage of you too, did she not?
Take care.
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>>708603678
That works. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, it kickstarts your metabolism, so it's best to put some kind of nutrition in your stomach in the morning even if you end up skipping lunch.
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>>708603838
>>708603857
>>708603882
re-re-reattempting to roll dubs for info on my sex life

i know there's about a 1/10 chance to hit dubs but come on guys don't fuck me around
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>>708603928
reroll
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>>708603838
>>708603857
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>>708603902
>>708603928
i appreciate the other anon who attempted to roll dubs on my behalf

since I've tried so hard can I just get a free one? pls
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>>708603963
i also appreciate this anon for rolling on my behalf

>>708603971
>>708603928
>>708603882
>>708603857
>>708603838


the above posts are samefag
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RESIST
AND
BITE

>>708603805
G'night! Have a good one!

>>708603928
Rolling for fagboy over here
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>>708603532
Sleep and chicken broth. Slather Vicks on your chest, tits all over bottom of your feet, then put socks on.
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>>708603927
I'll try

This is going to be awful

Thanks OP
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>>708603971

Here, catch

>>708601933

-Sweet Roll
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>>708603532
Get well soon, Anonymous!

>>708604064
This seems like pretty sound advice. A hot bath while holding a hot washcloth over your face and breathing deeply through your nose will help a little too, if your sinuses act up.
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>>708603971
You can have a roll from me.

I might try to sleep when this thread is over I guess, I honestly didn't expect my friend to sleep all day. I hope they're okay.

>>708603805
It's hopeless isn't it...
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>>708603398
me too ... cheap beer cheap weed and 5 missed calls from work ....cheers
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>>708603753
Is it a valid reason? Also I have been binge drinking every night for at least like the past 4 years, so that might be an issue.
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thank you >>708604166

sweet roll is a pretty appropriate name for you

still here waiting to hear about my sex life in tarot form lul
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>>708604291
Yeah, you definitely have an alcohol problem. And any mental health crisis is usually a good enough reason for them to show you some leniency. They either are decent human beings who care or they want to avoid a lawsuit for firing a possibly disabled person.
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>>708604291
Um I'm a bit worried now that you might go into serious withdrawal. That could be very dangerous.
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>>708603805
Gnite

>>708603398
Does that mean you were typing in a pool of vomit as well?
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>>708604480
you don't live in the united states, do you?
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>>708604686
Yea. I cleaned some of it up. Still smells horrible in my room and my gf is sleeping on the couch in the other room. I feel super ugly right now. Which also makese want to drink more. Jesus this is a pathetic state to be in.
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>>708604801
Well, he could do sue their ass tho.
>>708604878
You clearly have a problem anon, and a serious one at that. I can't really say much but to wish the best for you.
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>>708604878
Mmm, sounds nasty. Good thing you decided to post on 4chan instead of drink more. Or maybe you're multitasking. That's cool too.
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>>708605091
very unlikely. at-will employment is pretty common in the states. i could tell just by the way you wrote.

also, i rolled dubs for my sex life but it doesn't look like i'm getting a tarot before the thread ends

mfw
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>>708604801
I live in Gensokyo but I have made lots of friends from there. One of them have been in similar situations where they snapped under anxiety and stress and stopped showing up to work, and in both cases at different jobs their boss was willing to work with them.

I figure either they lucked out or there must be a reason why a company treads lightly around mental health. Even if there's not, trying to patch things up would be better than just letting it fall apart.
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>>708605318
at-will employment laws, as outlined in >>708605301

it sucks, but that's the US for you.
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>>708605301
Well, that sucks then.
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I shouldn't have had that second energy drink...
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>>708606006
I only drink energy drink when I'm mixing it with booze, what time is it there?
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>>708606257
2AM. It was a few hours ago though so it's wearing off.

Not a fan of mixing caffeine and booze myself.
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It can't die now

Lewding last image slots
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I can't sleep so rolling for a tarot reading to get my mind off stuff.
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>>708594355
Princess please love me
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>>708594355
I HATE HOW THIS FAGGOT MAKES THIS THREAD EVERY DAY TAKE YOURE WEB SHIT TO A
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>>708606648
I guess since >>708605301
never got their reading you're out of luck
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>>708606492
What you don't like to speedball anon? It's super fun having the back and forth and being completely beat after for a few days.
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>>708606712
Damn... guess there won't be another thread either...
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>>708606791
If there is it's probably fake
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>>708606763
I do but with better stimulants than caffeine.
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That's all for tonight! Goodnight everyone, thank you all for coming.

~Reimu
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>>708606699
Too late.
>>708606492
It is fun and tastes nice, for me, it's that or just drinking straight from the bottle.
>>708606709
Not everyday tho. So, you're wrong again mister kike.

~Neptune
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>>708607024
Fucking slut just ignored me
Fuck you
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>>708607055
Hm I'm making you new princess
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>>708607077
Wooah woah woah, hold on there, that's
>r 0 0 d
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beeblebrox
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zoltan istvan for president
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if you're not a manc you're a wank
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>>708607244
It's fine by me I guess.
Btw, sage your post, ok? Thread should die.

~Neptune
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This thread is pretty gay anime. I'm alright with it.
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>>708607895
Come earlier next time then~

Night all.
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