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Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.

P.S. When I leave, please let the thread die. If you want to keep hanging out that's fine, but do it in your own thread, please. And don't use an OP that lures Anonymous into thinking he's getting tarot readings if you don't plan to give them. That's just not cool.
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#OmegaTime
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>>708582137
hey
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I SUMMON THY CHIEF TO LOOK!
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>>708582137
i want to lick your socks
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get!
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>>708582137
>more Reimu OP
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I can't seem to get doubles today
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>>708582137
Hello Everybody!

`Mantis
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>>708582137
That reminds me! I have acquired another silly little fortune which means I have two to give away again~
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>>708582509
Dude, same. Even with it being #OmegaTime
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>>708582137
Hey reimu, will you help me get a job?
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Fortune telling? With tarot cards? Seems very Jojo esque. If I don't get a stand by the end of this I'm gonna be miffed. Also my nickname is Baguette Boy.
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>>708582334
Hi Anonymous.

>>708582401
Same sock guy as usual?
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New thread!
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I'm here yadda yadda blah blah blah.

Need advice anon?
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>>708580842
>>708582213
Continued from previous thread. Let me know if you missed the first half.

You're in the perfect relationship -- however in our youth we don't know enough about ourselves to recognize such. Until we've experienced the world we can't know for certain that this is TRULY what we want. Which is why people in your situation tend to date around but still keep the best friend nearby. And it's why in the long-run you will end up getting married to her.

Short-term, you have three directions you can take this relationship.

>You can screw everything up
Women's minds are interesting and fickle things, and if you act in JUST the right way you'll manage to make her forget that you're a potential mate and relegate you to permanent "girlfriend" status. This is often called the friend zone, but it's a unique and less depressing version. It's the "girlfriend" zone where you still get to hear about her sex life but you never get to be a part of it.

>You can take your time
This is the easiest option, and will come most naturally. This will lead to you two ultimately coming together as a unit but spending the intervening time experiencing yourselves and the world

>You can enjoy your hormones while they last
We aren't young forever, and you can make the most of it. Come up with bullshit rationalizations for why you should have sex and without a doubt it will be some of the best sex of your life. You also won't feel bad about it, because our brains have a unique way of knowing when something just feels right. Say that you want to help her practice so that she can be better for her boyfriend, or that you would like anatomy lessons, or that "if you flip a coin and it comes up heads then clearly god wanted it". No matter how dumb the excuse, you both want it and she'll be happy for the excuse.
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>>708582401
I want you to lick my socks too!!
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omega time, huh?
RASHA, I invoke thee!
Doubles for relationship reading with this girl
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>>708582730
ok, here's a bread sword
that's your stand

-meowbot
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Gib tarot reading plz
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>>708582727
How can I help?
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>>708582864
Reroll
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>>708582920
Rerolll
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>>708582961
Reroll
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>>708582741
Oi, Moo. I'm feeling in a pretty good mood today. Mind if I do a few readings?
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Rolling for a reading
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>>708583008
Rerollllll
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Reimu, I still feel scared and nervous about exploring my sexuality. I keep feeling like I'm doing something bad or being weird when I look into more obscure kinds of things, and I'm afraid to be sexual at all when I have an identity. What do I do?
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>>708583038
Last reroll
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>>708582884
I want to find a better paying job, without having to do full time work, since I'm going to college
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>>708582838
even the demon rasha failed me tonight...
starting to wonder if fate doesn't want me to get a reading yet.
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>>708583108
Really last reroll
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>>708582846
But does it have any powers. Is it like a Baguette sword that can speed up time to the end of the universe. Or is it just like Anubis.
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>>708582836
only if you stuff them in my face
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>>708582137
Sounds like a bunch of foofy woo
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Rollo
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>>708583173
IA, YOG SOTHOTH!
Bestow doubles!
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>>708583025
I'd appreciate it, even!

>>708583066
Just keep taking it a step at a time. It's all about what you're comfortable with, and aside from committing crimes, there's nothing wrong or bad you can do.
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>>708583036
Rerollio
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>>708582884
post Reimu butt
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Batcirno doesn't work as a superhero name anymore. I mean, hi thread!

- Cirno
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>>708582509
>>708582680
It's funny to me how half of the time I get them and don't even pay attention to it or notice.
>>708583066
I'm rather sure that is something you have to work past with time, one step at a time, dear.
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>>708583276
yes, it can speed up time and other stuff that i forgot
just stay with it
it's your new friend

-meowbot
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>>708582401
You actually think the picture is of op?

That makes you actually retarded enough to lick socks.
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For the anon who wanted a palm reading (palm reposted for identity):

Your life line is very well-defined, average length, and has a consistent curvature. It looks like you are a low-energy individual, not too susceptible to disease but not particularly well-suited for physical labor, either.

Your head line is straight and deep, but fractures at the end. This fracture suggests a tendency towards nervous breakdowns. Your mind detaches from reality and you lose yourself in negative thoughts. Outside of these swings, you tend to be very analytical, practical, and dedicated to your work.

Your heart line is S-shaped and curves away from all mounts. This speaks negatively about your character. You usually give others an uneasy feeling and fail to express your emotions well. You will have poor luck in relationships and marriage.

Your fate line is rather short, ending abruptly at the head line. This suggests that you are decisive and your own willpower is going to guide your career and success. People with this kind of life line often stop working for others at a young age and start working for themselves.
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>>708583139
What's your current job? What does it pay?

>>708583299
Less work for me!
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Reimu, I feel like politics are making me really stressed in a time when I'm really stressed already. I just watched the debate and everyone just feels so stressed and desperate and it makes me feel bad. I'm still going to vote, but is it bad if I take a step back and not think about it? I feel like I shouldn't because people doing that is what got us into this situation in the first place, but I don't know how much more of this I can take. What do you think I should do?
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>>708583481
That's a heavy pussy!
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Alright Anons, I'm willing to do 5 basic readings for whoever. Just so long as the question isn't too dumb.
So either a general reading, or a yes/no question.

>>708583398
Awesome, thanks!
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>>708583396
uhm.... lucifer, hook me up with doubles? No selling a soul or anything, but I could use a bro with divine powers hooking me up.
Especially if the cards are good.

if this doesn't work, I'm out unless somebody donates their luck
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>>708583420
>CHOMP
...ice cream

-meowbot
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>>708583420
Hey, good to see you again!
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Who /Luftwaffe/ here?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11465675
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>>708582213
>>708582804
I appreciate the input and see what you mean.
I suppose for the time being I'll just have to take my time and see where it goes, I don't imagine it going too poorly right now and I've got plenty of time to think it through more. Although I don't really feel right morally if she does still have that boyfriend and I tried something, even if she doesn't look at it as much of a relationship because it's long distance.
Thank you for taking the time to read about my girl troubles.
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>>708583066
I don't like that show, rei is so spineless
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Hey I'm Mr. Sweet Roll

Look at me!
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>>708583569
It's just 2 part time jobs, one is 9/hr and other is 8
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>>708583652
Will it work out with this new girl I'm talking to?
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>>708583420
I think bakacirno would work better.
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>>708583615
Reisen! Good evening~

>>708583733
Yess!! I was once away but hath returned, never fear world for Cirno is here!

- Cirno
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I failed to open this image before the thread died. However I'll accept this payment and give a brief reading now:

>Past: Queen of Coins, inverted
The Queen of Coins represents a motherly person who is down-to-earth, homely, practical, and offers security to those around her. Inverted, it shows an imbalance of work and family commitments.

>Present: The Emperor
The Emperor represents manliness. He's the stereotypical male. He's a provider, a fighter, strong, courageous, etc

>Future: Four of Coins, inverted
The four of coins shows a person clutching their money. Upright it might mean you're conservative or controlling. Inverted it just means you're self-protecting, greedy, and materialistic

All signs point to: workaholic who values money over family
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>>708582137
Does he like me?
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>>708583398
>>708583481
I don't know if I'll ever be comfortable with it, at least with other people. I feel guilty and disgusting after I touch myself, even to what would be considered very normal things. There is one person I talk about something that could be considered sort of lewd with, and while I like it mostly for non-sexual reasons, I can't admit that thinking about it in a lewd way makes me feel a little fluttery too. It makes me feel like a bad person, or that it ruins my character or perception of myself to others.
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>>708583401
Re-reroll
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Does Emily like me ?
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Does anyone know if Chuuni is male or female?
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>>708584424
Male. Also a hand fetishist.
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>>708583633
A-ah?
>>708584313
It's actually pretty natural to feel that way if you're coming out of a very sexually-repressed condition and I think it sounds like you are.
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>>708583801
I've lived many lives and yours is one of them. Just remember that society tends to create arbitrary rules and limitations which were never vetted by mathematics or science and have failed to withstand the test of time.

There are beliefs, proven wrong time and again, which are the basis for many of these rules. Some think that if you love one person, you cannot love another: for to do so would prove you did not love the first. However we are not born with a single coin of "love" that we must choose who we hand it to. Love is a fountain which overflows and which we can share with the world. Growing to love another doesn't reduce or discredit the love you hold for someone else. Do you think a man stops loving his wife when his child is born? Why then, must a man stop loving his wife when he meets a new woman who sets his heart on fire?

By refusing to acknowledge how our emotions actually work we deprive ourselves of life's greatest experiences and drive ourselves to madness, hatred, depression, and loathing. If we learn to accept that the world is more complex than boyfriends and girlfriends then we learn to see how we can share a magical moment and no one is hurt in the process.

The world is finally wising up to the fact that there's more than simply "gay" and "straight". Hopefully it will soon learn that there's levels between "love" and "hate"

>>708584424
This anon is correct: >>708584651
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Don't feel like voice today.

-Koi
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>>708583581
Take a step back for your own mental health on this one. There's very little left to actually learn this time around-- it's just going to be a shit show until election day.

If you want to get more involved anyway, I'd suggest getting more involved at the local level. Third parties might seem like a long shot now, but the only way that can ever change is if people seriously consider them for the smaller stuff first. And house and senate seats are up for election this year too. Those go way further toward shaping the country than who the president is. Obama got cockblocked hard by the legislative branch skewing heavily toward the opposing side halfway through his term, because the people on that side knew how to use their votes effectively after they got riled up.
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>>708583542
Kind of right,except I never give an uneasy feeling towards others unless I'm deliberately trying to AND if anything I express my feelings full on and outwardly. I'm a physical theatre actor and I have to express feelings and emotions correctly on a daily basis. I think doing palms by using pictures puts the reader at a disadvantage, you can't see the size of my hand etc. etc.
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>>708584778
Sauce?
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>>708584101
Death, Hermit, Empress.
It's pretty uncertain, Anon. It really could go either way on this.
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>>708584922
This reply makes me respect you so much.
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>>708583878
Hey sweet roll
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>>708584916

It is alright

Anything wrong? or just don't feel like it

-Sweet Roll
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>>708584992
I also think palms only show our genetic inclinations and don't represent the changes which are made to our character through life experiences. My palm seems to think I'm outgoing and quick to help others. Maybe my father was and maybe my brother is, but it doesn't realize how my youth has twisted and tormented me.
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>>708583760
>Me-262
>Me
Voted!

>>708584313
Though not sure about all of that, I recognize some familiar themes here...
well, I just consider myself asexual.
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>>708584778
What do you mean? I didn't think I was sexually repressed...
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>>708583952
You'll have a hard time finding any better than that while you're in school, unfortunately. Most higher tier jobs are gonna be full time or require things that you probably don't have like years of experience or a degree.

It couldn't hurt to look, though. Does your state/whatever have a job board?
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>>708584922
good lord, more of this Reimu OP
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>>708585173
renko?
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>>708585031
You see the title of the image? It's a bunch of tags. Go put some of those into danbooru.
>>708585246
Anyone who can't accept their sexual urges and feels ashamed of touching themselves is most definitely repressed.
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>>708585189
Nothing's wrong, good news this week even.
Mildly lacking energy at the moment and should be sleeping, but just am not.
Thanks for the concern though, Sweet Roll.

-Koi
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>>708585477
What is danbooru?
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>>708585041
Really?
the cards seem to be hinting at a few things... possibly that I need to take it slower.
"death" in the past is overdramatic, but correct...
hermit is a bit worrisome...
but empress...
that's kinky. I'm into that.
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Can I have palm reading please? Thanks
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>>708585574
http://danbooru.donmai.us/ -- you can search for pictures by tags

Although many thing gelbooru (http://gelbooru.com/) is better
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>>708585955
spoonfeeding
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>>708585124
Ahh, thank you! I'm flattered.
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Another day, another konbanwa.
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>>708585579
"Death" means change -- it's not negative

"Hermit" means self-reflection and introspection

"Empress" means getting in touch with your feminine side

>>708585945
A palm reading, or a tarot reading in exchange for a palm?

>>708586010
If he knew how to use Google he'd have used it. No reason to deny someone an answer to a legitimate question. Depriving people of information because it makes you feel superior breeds a nation of idiots.
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>>708584922
I mean, I haven't really thought about third parties, I want Trump to win because I feel like the pendulum needs to start swinging back hard to counteract the social justice craziness. As time goes on he's said some things that I don't like, but the left and people into social justice absolutely despise him, so I think it'll be good if he wins. Not to mention all the horrible things Hillary and the DNC has done, and how she tries to take the moral high ground because people just won't pay attention to the things they do. But you see? Here I go again. My neck feels stiff and tense and I feels stressed just talking about this. I think I need to stop. Please help me
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>>708586198
oh.
then it's even more accurate...
but I was getting into the though of her being a domme.
oh well, that can be saved for later. time to self-reflect~
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>>708585477
Well...how do I stop feeling this way? Are you sure it doesn't make me dirty or a bad person? Not to sound braggy, but I usually am and like to be seen as cute or sweet or innocent, and I'm scared that being more sexual will just ruin that.
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If anyone has the time, I'd like to see what someone else thinks about the situation I posted in the last thread. (Again, to the person who took the time to read and respond to it, thank you, you cleared a lot up for me)

I'll just repost it here...

A girl I've been friends with for as long as I can remember has been acting really strange around me lately, usually like she's coming onto me. I've had some other friends hang out with us and they've mentioned that she's been acting strange around me too.
It got to the point where me, her, and a few friends shared a hotel room with two beds and she asked to share one with me. Eventually we did cuddle a bit and she even changed in front of me (including dropping her panties and asking me which ones she should wear).

But the problem is that as far as I can tell she has a long distance boyfriend...
What do you think about this situation, because I have no idea what to do from here, and my friends all agree she's clearly interested in me, but none of us know if she's actually still dating the guy, or if she'd be cheating on him...
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>>708585477
>Anyone who can't accept their sexual urges and feels ashamed of touching themselves is most definitely repressed
I've got to disagree with that.
Mostly because using 'everyone' will always leave you with at least one case of being wrong.
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>>708586559
The simplest thing to do would be to just ask her if she has feelings for you.
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Well... Worth a shot.
Should I move on from a specific girl from my past or should I follow my relentless foolishness in trying to get her back?
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rollerinous for the getterinous
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>>708585955
>>708586411
Okay I have no idea how to use this. Do I need an account?
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>>708585579
They mean something a bit different than you're thinking.
See
>>708586198
This anon here has it right.

Guess no one else wants a reading, so back to my pie.
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>>708586198
Palm please
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>>708586238
That's kind of flawed. The pendulum does swing back and forth like you say, but that doesn't mean it's the right way to go. It would be best if it rested somewhere in the middle, or if we broke the pendulum and bent it in a new direction.

One side might be going extreme, but that doesn't mean the opposite extreme is the best solution either.
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Rolling
Currently failing academically, and socially. Im a lazy degenerate with only one useless skill and no purpouse in life.
Also in love, but she's a smart stacy and im a disgusting beta
Should i kill myself?
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>>708586899
nice
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>>708586559
"you know... I've been thinking, and I just need to say this:
you're sexy as hell. not just your body, but your actions, and how you've been around me. I'm interested in getting to know you in a different way lately. before I do... are you still dating?
If not, I'd love to take you out sometime.
maybe get a hotel with just the two of us"

done.
write a note if needed.
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>>708585367
You go it.
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>>708586899
komaeda never fails
i want to know about my fortune in love man :3 i would appreciate that from ya!
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>>708587084
why dont you post here more
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>>708586835
This or a fortune. Won't re-roll again after this. Don't want to spam your thread.
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>>708587026
I'm just scared reimu. All the videos showing up about hating white people and men and straight people, and seeing the things that happen on campus, the girl saying science has to be abandoned because it is a western concept, it just scares me. I don't know what else to do.
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>>708587026
Goodnight Reimu OP
Sleep well
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>>708587280
You should already know the answer to your own question.

Does said girl have any interest in you? If not, move forward.
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>>708587421
you can grab america by the pussy and make it great again?
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>>708587484
I haven't spoken to her in two years but not a day goes by without me thinking of her.
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>>708587272

Timezones (it's daytime in my place)
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>>708586933
No. But it's seriously not difficult to figure out, man. I mean, geez. Come on.
>>708586553
Of course it doesn't mean anything like that. What happens in one's own mind is harmless.
>>708586787
Can you think of an example where this wouldn't apply?
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Fuwa
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Rolling for Tarot or fortune or whatever it is.
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>>708584108
B-Bakacirno!? This means war, you traitor!
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>>708586933
Type things in the search bar and hit "go"

>>708586997
On it shortly. I'm a tad distracted with work

>>708587840
I do tarot for hands if you don't want to bother with GETs
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>>708587056
No, you should work to make your life better so you can experience it from a different perspective. Also, that one girl isn't the whole world. Whether it's with her or not, you're most likely going to fall in love with several people before this ride is over... unless you get off early, which is just ending any hope of you ever enjoying it.

>>708586835
I'd say move on, most likely. Maybe try once, but if it doesn't work out, you can't let one person define your whole life and stop you from moving forward. People come and go.
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Rolling for dem sweet tarot's
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Hello!
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>>708588131

Do you actually fap to her?
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>>708587087
notice me sempaiiiii!
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Reimu, I'm feeling really bad right now. How do I make myself feel better?
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>>708587972
Like a literal picture of my hand or is it code for something?
I don't come here often.
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I'm your fan, OP.
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>>708587604
Love is tough to deal with sometimes, isn't it. I don't know your situation and even if I didn't I wouldn't be able to understand your feelings or hers- but if you want to reach out, go for it. Maybe it will work out, but in my opinion, it's foolish to go in thinking it will. I'm sorry if that sounds harsh but the reality is people usually move forward with their lives, with or without you. At the very least it might give you closure that you may or may not need.

My advice is flawed and comes from personal experience, though. So take that for what it is worth. Good luck with whatever you choose.
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>>708588077
>Ace of Pentacles (Reversed)
Greed of some kind seems to be ruling your heart. Money isn't the only route to happiness. Jealousy leads to decay.

>Five of Cups
On the current path, you can only expect disappointment and manipulation from others.

>Judgment
It's time to hear the call of a new life. To reawaken your enthusiasm, reassess your motives and values so you can progress as a person.
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>>708587690
Cut someone's balls off and see what happens.
And, there are people who have no sexual urges.
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>>708587690
I really don't know what I'm doing. How do I put up tags?
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>>708587972
Yuno? Baby's first Yandere.
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Where did my waifu go?
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>>708588937
anon? baby's first reply
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>>708588711
Well that doesn't sound good. Ty
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>>708585945
Your head line and life line DON'T intersect at the beginning. This was common in older generations but is extremely rare in newer generations. An intersecting head and life line suggests a rough childhood, and it looks like you had none of that.

Your life line is thick, but short. This suggests a strong talent for physical labor but generally poor health.

Your head line has a slight curve and fades away as it progresses. This curve suggests you are gentle, tolerant, and realistic. The gradual fade suggests you tend to forget what you were thinking about. You have all of the makings of a professor.

Your heart line ends at the mount of saturn and branches off into a trident. The trident shape is rather rare, and suggests a strong sense of fraternity (sibling or brotherly love) with a poor sense of romance. You grow fond of people without growing attracted to them. The short heart line suggests you are self-interested and not concerned with love.

Your fate line is extremely long and managed to just nick all three lines, curving along the edge of the palm. This kind of line indicates that you're good with investments and predicting the future.

You also have a sister line which cuts your fate line in half and ends at the head line. This suggests that your head (which is quite easily distracted) often interferes with your ability to profit from this fate. You may see the future then simply... forget to take advantage of it.
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>>708588340
Lose yourself in something you enjoy. Or try something new and positive, and learn from it.

>>708588411
Thanks, Anonymous!
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>>708588737
The last one is obviously an entirely different case but I don't imagine they would have sexual urges to accept, meaning that doesn't apply. And the same goes for Asexuals. Neither of those situations apply here.
>>708588872
... There are tags on the left side of the page. Hit the + to add one. Then search. Jeez, guy, come on.
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>>708589099
Give these to this guy
>>708587840
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>>708588357
A literal picture of your hand. In exchange for providing insights into the mystic I charge a fraction of your identity as my price.

I also have a hand fetish.

>>708588937
Also the easiest yandere to find pictures of, so she's about 60% of my yandere folder
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>>708589209
please don't feed the trolls
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>>708589156
I'm scared if losing myself in somrthing. I worry that if I spend too much time on something I'll waste time or I'll get old and realize I spent it on the wrong thing
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>>708588289
Why would I fap to myself?
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>>708589316
I mean YEAH, in theory but some people are just... dull. I'd feel worse if I just assumed he was a troll~ Everyone deserves a chance, silly.
>>708589361
Well, that's pretty much bound to happen at some point.
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>>708589509
Narcissism.
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>>708589254
Eh, why not.
Done weirder things before.
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>>708589361
That's only a concern if you don't add new things along the way. Besides, in short bursts (such as until you've moved on from what made you feel bad) there's no way that could happen. If you truly lose yourself in something you enjoy, that's not time wasted at all. There's no overall point to life unless we make one for ourselves, so there's really no wrong choice except to fear making a choice at all. People are more likely to regret the things they didn't do than the things they did.
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>>708589614
>dull

There's no need to hold back, bunny girl.
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ben dover
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I had indian food for the first time today. It was pretty good.
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>>708590046

Andy Cornholder
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>>708589614
That makes me scared

>>708589854
Okay...thanks reimu
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Reimu is my mommy!
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>>708590085
Oh? What did you have?
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>>708590085
What specifically did you have?

>>708590182
Yes. I experienced your cruelness first-hand in the not so distant past.
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>>708590391
who are you
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>>708590085

Have you ever tried samosas? If not, you should try some, they are pretty good

-Sweet Roll
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>>708589773
>Past: The Moon, inverted
You started to accept that there are parts of the world which will never be known to you. Everyone has secrets, and you learned to live with the secrets of others rather than pry and attempt to learn them. This acceptance is not cheap, however, and leaves you feeling confused and sad. You feel like you can never quite "connect" with the people around you, as they will always hide part of themselves.

>Present: Nine of Coins
The nine of coins represents gratitude, luxury, self-sufficiency, and culmination. Things have worked out well and you're now enjoying a time of great peace and success.

>Future: The Empress, inverted
The Empress represents anima: the female side of the soul. Upright, it's all of the positive aspects of women: fertility, beauty, nature, abundance, religion, mystery,... Inverted, it's all of the negative aspects: dependence, pettiness, etc.

I don't know enough about your personal situation to properly interpret this, however it sounds like things are going great now but you'll slowly become a needy little bitch if you don't work hard to remain self-reliant. I assume this makes more sense to you than to me.
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>>708590454
Anonymous, obviously.
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>>708584313
I want Reimu to help me explore my sexuality
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>>708586899
>>708587087
well i got lucky now i get despair in change of it
im soo happy right now!
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>>708590085
Are you a boy, or are you a girl?
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>>708588303
Hello
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Kind of surprising how flat I feel today, despite the good news I've had this week. Must be something on the back of the subconcious.

-Koi
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>>708590046
>ben dover has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "32".
theres a joke here but im not gonna make it

>>708590175
>Andy Cornholder has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "15".
good luck for both of you
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>>708590538
Hand dude here, also the same dude that said some things about the girl that remains present in my mind.
The reading is spot on actually, quite scarily so. Though the future part speaks the most to me.
I recently created a "plan" to get back into contact with this girl. From the last part of your reading part of me is finally willing to give up. Unfortunately the other part of me is a stubborn little shit who refuses to let go.

Thank you for the reading.
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>>708589209
Oh well, maybe I need to shut up and get some extra sleep.

>>708589316
Some people are naturally nursing like that.

>>708589361
You would never know though.
I think investing a single uman life for something specialized wouldn't be too bad if some benefit came from it to the rest of the population.
Have you heard of bulletball?
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>>708590795
What was the good news?
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>>708590795
Hopefully you will perk up soon. Care to share the good news?
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Walk in room, see this, wat do?
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>>708591058
don't let her leave until she eats eggs
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>>708590795
Tarot may be able to help tease out what's bothering you from your subconscious. If you're willing to pay the price, that is

>>708590909
Glad I could help
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Sometimes I think about putting Reimu's futa pee pee in my mouth, and it makes me feel like there's butterflies in my tummy...
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>>708589209
Maybe it'll be easier if I didn't do this on my phone. Anyway out of all the characters ITT I think yours is the cutest.

>>708589072
Shut up anonymous <4

>>708589254
Upload your folder then.
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>>708591016
What?
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>>708591058
Question what kind of weed that my friend gave me and immateriality buy a big enough supply for at least a year.
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>>708591174
Why would I upload my identity? So people can pretend to be me?
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>>708591058
You lean back and smile, broadly!
How you doing, Lewdmu?

~Mantis
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>>708591016
>>708590391
What

>>708591113
Nono, I started posting stupid shit.
I'lll set the alarm to go off in a few hours.

>>708591058
Go scold Bunnu, she's our first suspect.
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>>708591168
It's not very big though...
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>>708591031
Passed a Driving Test netting my full Car License and then "we" had our housing application accepted.

>>708591152
I don't know Chuuni, might not really be something I should look into. I haven't got much to go on and shouldn't try predicting the future on so little.

-Koi
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>>708590351
>>708590391
I had the buffet so a little bit of whatever was there...I don't know what stuff was called! ><

>>708590182
Yup!

>>708590638
Who knows?

>>708590498
I have not, but I'll make sure to some time.
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>>708591307
Yes!
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>>708591474
You know.
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>>708591440
Stop "What"ing me you heathens.

>>708591449
Congratulations on that at least.
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>>708591449
Often when we feel we lack information it's because we're refusing to accept the information we have. Tarot forces us to consider our lives objectively in much the same way that rubber duck debugging can help programmers with their code.

The Hanged Man reminds us that often to get what we want we much act in a way that is counter-intuitive. Sometimes to read the summit you must first climb down, and sometimes to start a fire you first need water.

>>708591563
I would rather not. I've learned that lesson before.
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>>708591442
a flag...

>>708591670
Another...

>>708591704
>>708591750
weeew

>>708591677
what
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>>708591449
Ohh, right! You told me about the first one. I guess the housing thing might have you a little nervous even if it's a good thing. I know I would be if I was anticipating moving.

>>708591474
Ahh, I see. You should try Nirvana and Naan bread sometime. I made it myself a couple of times and it was heavenly.
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>>708591357
I'm doing fine, what about you?
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>>708591798
Bully.
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>>708591058

Be confused

What is she doing here?

Why is she tied up?

Who tied her up?

Why, of all places, would she be doing this here?

How is Lewdmu doing?

-Sweet Roll
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>>708591700
Just feel like attempting to predict the future disturbs the flow of time and bends what should happen to a new will. I feel like this should be something I should not try to change by prediction, but by change to myself.

>>708591677
Thank you.

-Koi
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>>708591704
Oh wait it's actually åland!
The swedish child we kidnapped and aren't allowed to build a military base on!
Fucking useless island I say

>>708591915
...what
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>>708591446
That doesn't matter! What matters is that it's yours, and that I can make you feel good like that! And besides, it's cute...
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>>708591814
The house and moving is something big, but going by expectations, it is something I can only see by waiting until I'm there. When I'm there, I can sort out my responsibilities and manage the time I have. Quitting my existing job is more likely the greatest concern.

-Koi
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>>708591814
Well I had the bread at least, it was good~

>>708591611
Do I?

>>708592111
Not as spicy as I thought it would be but I suppose that's what I get for having the buffet stuff. Otherwise very nice, different than anything else I've had.
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>>708592111
No, no it's not okay.

>>708592183
I'm done with you.
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I think I was banned from 4chan? Help? I submitted hentai before and now it says that I can't post anymore.
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>>708592070
I think you're overestimating the power of tarot.

When you are lost in a boat at sea tarot does not attempt to change the winds and the waves. It only provides you a map so that you are better served to row yourself to shore.

However I won't press you. It's late and I'm tired so it'd be better if I left, anyway.

>>708592320
It looks like you just posted this
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>>708591883
Dodgers lost 10-2 tonight. But we'll get em Friday!!
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And how do I add a tripcode
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>>708592282
Indian food all the way over there? :O
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>>708592308
I want to hug this thing now
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I'm about to shave my legs for the first time, any advice?
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>>708592438
It's not the tarot itself, but the knowledge it brings.
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>>708592483
>tripcode
>on /b/
take your cancer to another board
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>>708592282
I see~ Good, good. I shall have to try it.
>>708592308
If you're just going to be weird and vague, I'll just stop responding. Tell me what you want to tell me already. I've been more than accommodating.
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>>708592548
Why? They will grow back and become itchy.
It'll take days and weeks and months for them to be comfortable after shaving.
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>>708592609
Hue.
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How do you know that i posted that picture? I did post something similar, but not that one.
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>>708592548
Take your time.
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>>708592548
Use Nair/Veet.
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>>708591958
That would be an interesting 2hu plot.

>How is Lewdmu doing?
I'm fine, what about you, Sweet Roll?

>>708592442
I hope so!
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>>708592641
Because it's too hot and I don't want to be gross and hairy

>>708592773
I don't have that
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>>708592529
>this thing

Paws off.

>>708592627
Have a good night, then.
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>>708592548
Do it in the bath with really hot water, shave in strips to keep track of what you're doing, stretch out your legs before you shave your knee-pits.
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>>708592882
Shaving hairs can bring greater discomfort.
Hair is the body's natural way of dispersing sweat. Without the hairs to distribute it...
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>>708592866

I am doing fine

-Sweet Roll
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>>708592558
Tarot cannot do more than help you to realize what you already knew. It provides no new knowledge, but causes us to reflect on ourselves. If it provided new knowledge then every time I gave a reading people would respond with "Oh, wow! I didn't know that!". Instead they always respond with "This is exactly right and you're totally right and I TOTALLY see what you're getting at"

Their reactions should be nothing but proof of my words. Tarot just forces us to accept what we already knew. It teaches us nothing.
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>>708592882
exfoliate first, moisturize after
take shower beforehand
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>>708582137
Call me Orange---based on my real name, which ain't Oran. Currently all-nighter cramming for a linear algebra exam that I'm doomed to fail. How's my future looking?

P.S. What's GET stand for?
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>>708592483
There is a way but I'm not spoonfeeding

>>708592757
HEY YOU
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>>708592523
Yes! There's a nice little place.

>>708592627
I hope you do!
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>>708592988
But them it gets in the water and will make a huge mess, and other people have to use it. I'm getting a bit scared from what other people are telling me...should I just wait and use the Nair thing, reimu? Do you shave your legs?
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>>708593169
just watch Gandalf scenes from LotR

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
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I would like to know what is coming for me, if its good or bad.

-NotRobot
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>>708593098
You have read my hand once before.

-Koi
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>>708593166
I am indeed afraid of a lot of things.
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>>708593169
A GET is when you have dubs, trips, quads, quints, s...whatever comes next. You get the idea, I think.
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>>708593300
as you can see, kek wills it
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I want a fortune!!
>Gray
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Get.
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I love dubs guys anyways

Check um'
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>>708593293
Yeah, I do. It's easy to rinse the tub out afterward. But Nair would leave you smoother for longer before you have to redo it.
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>>708593578
Dang, close
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>>708593573
So I should just use an electric and manual razer then?
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Rollerino
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>>708593573
There's no pain, unlike wax or epilator. Shaving with razor is super easy to mess up and get razor bumps if you aren't patient.

Nair is inconvenient..but you have to maintain it.
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>>708582137

just thought id go ahead and let everyone know that OP is a goddamn liar and a PHONY
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>>708582137
This is Sync. I'm having a mix of financial problems and home problems. I quit my full-time job in order to focus on school more while being forced to move back with my family, but I feel uncomfortable and out of place. I'm mostly just waiting to get to a 4-year college/uni to dorm. It's kind of a rant, but wat do.
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>>708593578
You can have my Tripps
>>708590666


~Mantis
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>>708593930
I used to know a Sync back in 2008, but you sound too young to be him.

Anyway, there's not much to do besides ride it out. How long until you can go to a university?
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>>708593860
Bell here

I bet you're a nu-male cuck.
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>>708593860
What would op even be faking?
Or do you think anyone here believes that there is internet in gensokyo?
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>>708594095
Aw, thanks man
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Rollin'
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That's it for tonight. Goodnight everyone.

~Reimu-sama
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>>708594355
>>708594355
>>708594355
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>>708594132
1 year after next years fall semester. I started to use this name a bit after 2013, so I'm 100% sure we're different. 23 years old to be specifc
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>>708594207
We help each other here.
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>>708594405
Gnight Reimu.
Rest well.

-Koi
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>>708593729
Up to you. If you do use Nair, it's better to wipe it off early than late.

>>708593747
I know. I've just had a bad experience trying Nair. Completely my own fault, but I don't take the risk after that.
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>>708594405
I love you reimu!!
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>>708594405
So this one is the fake this time, huh...
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>>708594405
Good night, Reimu, thanks for everything you do!

Mantis
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>>708594526
How so? I've also been considering shaving. Not because it's hot, but I wanna be a trap.
>>
ron
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>>708595045
You'll need to do more than just shave then.
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>>708594405
>>708594413
Which one is the real one?
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>>708595182
Oh I know. Ordered a self waxing kit online to get started
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How do I make my neck and shoulders stop feeling so stressed and tense?
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>>708595198
New thread is real
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>>708595568
Thanks anon
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