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Sup /b/ros? Alcoholic thread. get in here faggots. Keep me occupied while I get smashed.
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Hey anon. I'm Alex...I work two jobs yet somehow manage to drink all the time. I literally drink mor days than I don't. And by that I mean I usually drink 5/7 days.

But at least I drink at home and still show up for work, so that's something.

Just finished my third Long Island....after having 4 glasses of wine. What are you drinking?
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>>708574232
At the moment this pic related. A functioning alcoholic. We have something in common Alex .
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>>708574232
Long islands after wine?? You femanon?
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Get in here guys it's lonely
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>>708574475
Functioning is key! Pic related is my drink right now...nothing fancy.

>>708574599
I am not. But I am currently drinking with the lady, who happened to choose the drinks.
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>>708575377
Well whatever gets ya there I guess! You've got one up on me. No gf sadly but I ain't gonna dwell on that tonight
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>>708575377
How is that Bacardi stuff? Mean hangover or wut?
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>>708575377
phew, for a second that looked like night train
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>>708574232

Either of those two jobs service industry? 5 out of 7 days a week sounds about right for that.

Also drinking the above, with some shots of Red Stag Cherry, awesome stuff that I only found now that my local liquor store put it on clearance...
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>>708576020
Nice, anon. That dark ale looks more like a stout.
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>>708575555
Been with her for 7 years. Security over everything. I miss having new experiences but wouldn't trade her for meaningless flings. I'm constantly switching what I drink, but usually try and stick with shots.

>>708575656
It's great for the money spent. Little sweet, but gets the job done. I couldn't speak for hangovers...I've been drinking so much for so long that I never really feel different in the morning.
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>>708576020
I work for a liquor distributor in southern IL and work security during the weekends at a lounge in STL...so alcohol is everywhere for me lol
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>>708573797
i can't get addicted to alcohol. It's repulisng for me

can you help me anon?
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>>708576439
Surely you can find a drink you can stomach, lad.
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>>708576559
it's not that i can't stomach it, I drink rakija like water at times. But still I haven't heard the call yet
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>>708576385
Op here . Used to work security at night in a Honda technician centre. Easiest job to drink. Got me super depressed tho so quit.
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>>708576221

Has the look but not the taste, still some darker flavors but not the thickness/syrupy-ness of a stout, still feels light with 6.5% (Canadian).

>>708576385
Sounds about right, kinda draws you in when your around it all day every day, yet I still hate dealing with drunks at my bar
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>>708576738
>the call
Wut?
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>>708576755
The place I work at is called the Mandarin Lounge. It's a nice place and there's hardly any issues.

BRB! Headed to Denny's with the lady and a friend to get some drunk food. Will post pics!
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>>708577005
I know I hate being around anyone that's more than 3 shots in and acting like a fucking child. Unless it's a hottie 10/10. But even then... still.
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>>708577139
Nice. Please do
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>>708576738
The fuck is rakija?
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>>708577576
it's the nectar of the gods
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>>708577349

Barely even get those, business class hotel bar. Few MILFs now and again and some actually decent looking escorts now and again that I get to kick out but nothing that's worth it.
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>>708577743
Elaborate please
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>>708577918
Ever get a gun pulled on ya?
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>>708577928
it's plum distillate

I make my own
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>>708578047

Not yet, worst I've had is some junkies that wondered in that I expected to call the dishwasher on, two of our dishwashers are former military, no security in the hotel, one of them ended up freaking out when he saw a security cam and they left pretty quick.
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Trying to quit /b/ro here. Currently drinking Coors light. About 7 in, work in the morning. Bright side is, I've managed to cut my drinking down to Fridays and Saturdays from what was 7 days a week every week for years. At it's worst it was a handle of vodka a night every night for a few months. Summer of 15 I was down to 12-15 beers a night every night. LIke I said, down to just Fridays and Saturdays, maybe a beer or two during football season on Sunday every so often. Working on reducing the amount I drink on Fridays and Saturdays now.
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>>708578112
Oh brandy wine. That's why you hate liquor, fam. Try cocktails with vodka or some other clear liquor. The fact you make your own makes me instantly respect you tho.
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Alcoholic who hasn't drank for 18 months now reporting in.
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>>708578581
Health issues due to using? Also cudos, fam. That's amazing progress. Do you miss binging? (Op here) drinking every night at this point in time.
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I'm here! Really feeling some fried red potatoes and eggs...just not sure what else!
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>>708578674
Sup recovering alcoholic ? Welcome
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>>708578606
Everyone does here.
what's the difference between liquor and brandy?
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>>708579190
Fuck ya dark ale guy!!! I fuckin LOVE Dennie's btw
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>>708579252

Doing good man. You still a drinker? What drink you on tonight?
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>>708578581

Good on ya, only nights I don't have a few are when I have to work in the AM. Keep on it Anon, wish I could go back to enjoying a night and making my own dinner without a few in me.
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>>708573797
Just got fired from my shithole job. Drinking 151 and bombshell blonde beers. Feels good man...
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>>708579045
No, no health problems. I played a lot of sports and ate remarkably well when I was younger. Continue to eat well and exercise almost daily so it kinda levels out. I do miss binging every day, the absolute pure ecstasy of it. The wonderful joy. It's indescribable. I was doing a lot of drugs when I was in HS and started drinking a lot more when I stopped (limited*) my drug use. I want to quit because every time I'm hungover I get so depressed I want to do nothing but lay there until I die. I'm lucky that I don't have a terribly addictive personality, but old habits definitely die hard. I hope you never get to the point I was at. There's nothing more shameful than having the schedules of the workers at all the local liquor stores memorized so the same one doesn't see you buy a handle multiple days in a row. Boozing is amazing, but please don't get to the point I was at.
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>>708579254
>everyone here does
>what's the difference between liquor and brandy?
Wut? Ur drunk right?
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>>708579982
i'm just not english and I don't drink anything else
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>>708579458
this shit.
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>>708579477
Thanks, bro. I appreciate the support.
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>>708579840
Op here. 151 eh. You are brave famalam ! Sorry to hear about your job.
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Two over easy eggs, hash browns (extra crispy), bacon, and grilled red skinned potatoes...I'm excited...can you tell? Haha
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>>708579898
>having the sched of the workers at multiple liquor stores memorized.
That's me fam, nothing to be ashamed of really
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>>708580867
hot... post your dick
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Am I the only one who prefers to take a numbing 3 second chug of some hard liquor all in 1 go then get hit by a train in a bit rather than drinking say a lot of beers
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>>708580867
Op here.
>bacon
I fucking love this guy
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>>708580149

Britbong so I've never heard of that, a bit like a Stella/kronembourg? I used to drink Tyskie all day until money got low, then it was the famous English cheap ass cider, £3.79 for 3 litre. Drink the full bottle and you were smashed. Fucks your insides up but hey... My life only had purpose when I was drunk. Spent every day drunk for about 3 years.
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>>708580142
Fair enough. Provide us with a pic of your wonderful creation plz
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>>708581462
it's the middle of the night i can't right now
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>>708580341
No worries Anon haha

>>708580924
We had some shitty flooding in the area this past week, seen one of the regular workers at my liquor staying at my hotel after the wreck, Kinda awkward interaction where neither of us acted like we knew each other at the bar.
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>>708581434
They don't have Sapporo out there? Nah, it's less skunky as Stella. More like regular beer. Tall cans make good for shot gunning and super cheap $1.80 Canadian a 500 ml can where I'm at
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>>708581128
Sitting next to my gf and friend at Denny's...and even if I wasn't, not gunna happen! Lol

>>708581199
I mix all my food. I'll snap off a bit of bacon, scoop up a little egg, stab some potato, and top it off with a little hash browns. I eat them solo a little, but for the most part I mix it!
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After how many years do you get liver problems? Drinking 3 years straight now, every day. SHould maybe quit for a while
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>>708581997

Not bad at all. We have 500ml cans of erm, carling (shit tier I know) for around £1 each. 568ml cans around 1.20.
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>>708581462
ok on second thought, here is the pic. I can't do better
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>>708581629
Man, I love awkward situations like that. makes for dank tales.
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>>708577576

It's some kind of Eastern Europe Eau-de-vie, made with all kinds of fruits and shit. I drank quite a few shots while I was in Serbia this summer, it's actually pretty good!
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>>708582193
Go to the dr and get a liver enzyme test. It's literally different for everyone
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>>708582264
Good enough I guess. You drinkin it now?
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>>708582451
Yeah an anon in here apparently brews his/her own
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>>708582225
Carling is the bomb, fam.
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>>708582620
no i rarely drink alone

i looked it up on youtube, here's a video of how it's done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FxeTUx3DYI

it's cooked twice (prepek)

>>708582774

as i said, almost every house in the country here brews his own
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>>708582871

Always preferred kronembourg myself, mainly because of the extra %1. I was a serious alcohol fiend.
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>>708582917
Op here. Cool. Gonna check the link later. Where you from my man?
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>>708583137
southern serbia
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>>708583101
Aren't we all my friend, aren't we all...
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>>708583263

Best thing I ever did tbh was stop drinking. I'd have been dead now if I carried on the way I was going.
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>>708583093

Imperial Pumpkin Ale? The fuck is that and how do I get to try it? I like IPA's and had a half decent pumpkin flavored beer last night, where do I get this?
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>>708583260
Russian? I'm one quarter Russian. My grandfather was a Cossack Russian who came to my country (canada)
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>>708575377
>long island in a bottle
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>>708583529
no... serbian
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>>708583374
I've been goin hard since 05. Recently went 6 months sober. Went to aa and sober for a year back in 2013. Fucking hated every moment of it. Been back on for over a month straight now after 6 months clean.
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>>708583777
Sorry, I'm drunk. Lol I read Siberia
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>>708583512

Saucony Creek is in PA, I'm pretty sure they only distribute to a few states on the east coast. Check your local bottle shop.

It's like a big, buttery stack of flapjacks drenched in real maple.....it's my go to autumn ale.
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>>708584099
lol ofcourse you're drunk, we're in the drunk bread
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>>708583093

Also, tonight's soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfBd7J75L9c
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>>708579898
What drugs did you get into fam?
Me mostly weed and coke. (Op)
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>>708584185
Op here. I can't stand seasonal beer or the idea of it.
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>>708584291
Very nice my /b/ro
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>>708583777
>>708584000
>1000 posts in less than 30 seconds
Two trips, what the fuck, get out you normies
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I like the coors season. All year same shit.
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>>708584185

That sounds awesome but I'm Canadian, still east coast but doubt that I'll get to try that anytime soon. Also liquor sales are fucked in m my area, can only buy from the government run liquor stores.

>>708584291
Go anon go! Ignore what anyone says, I love my whiskys, especially my scotch but good ole Jameson's stand right up there.
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>>708585272
wait a minute
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>>708585272
Everclear is brave. You're only human, anon
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>>708584185
>>708584834

Dark Ale Anon, love me some variety in beers. Give me pumpkin ales, give me some kind of weird shit with peppermint for xmas, give me radlers for the summer. No promise I'll like it but I'll try it all.
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>>708585396
No cold beer and wine stores eh. That's fucked bro. Ya man crown on the rocks sound fucking amazing right now
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>>708585927
Op here. I like an open mind.
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>>708584239
Yes we are my friend...yes we are
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>>708585531
thats what im saying. I get in trouble on everclear every fucking time.
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Don't let this thread die faggots
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>>708585975

There are a few in the only real city in this Province, got some of the attached shit there last month but that's a 5 hour drive from home.
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>>708586440
BC here. Wut province fam?
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Denny's was delicious...for some reason I couldn't post my food thought because it said the file was too large :/ Back at home though!

Got myself another Long Island before I pass out. Work at 5:30AM :/
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>>708586360
What kind of trouble do you speak of anon ?
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>>708586773

NS, used to live in Vancouver BC tho, where I got a taste for the Trios Pistoles, amazing that Quebec beer is easier to get on the west coast than the east.
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>>708587072
Sweet dreams anon, although you may not remember said dreams. You are a legend and hope to see u again some day
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>>708586440

I love Trois Pistoles
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>>708587429
Never heard of this. I like gulden drakk I think it's called.
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>>708587429

Some of the best shit there is in a dark ale, I've been without for almost 3 years due to the 5 hour drive to get it and the last few times I went the one store that sells them was sold out
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>>708587285
Used to live in van
Ever see this crap? Brava 5.5
Cheap as fuuuck but easy goin down
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>>708587342
Why thank ya sir! I pretty much lurk /b/ for YLYL threads and threads that seem genuine. This was one of them!

Going to finish this while browsing before fading into the darkness...
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Recovering drunk and junkie checking in
...3 years off the sauce and going strong
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>>708587882
You a Guiness fan, fam?
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I'm just gonna vent a bit here /b/ros, I don't expect any feedback, I just think it'll help me to write it down.

>Be me at 15, never really drank besides an alcopop slipped my way by a relative at a party
>Recently lost a shit load of weight over the summer holidays (almost 3st in 8 weeks) by eating right, swimming and working out like fuck
>Return to school after summer hols and I'm suddenly popular and quite good looking
>Start getting asked out by "the popular" lot
>Go out with them for a couple of months, usually this involves standing outside of stores for most of the night asking people to buy us alcohol (I was never really interested in it but yano, peer pressure n blending In n shit
>Drink with then a few times but never really get into it because it's so hard to get alcohol and I'm still trying to stick to my ultra strict gym diet
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>>708585531
No, just stupid and lonely.
I don't believe I'm treated as a human though. Some military experiment and I speak another language that isn't even of this Earth?
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>>708588004
It's been a pleasure.
(Op here)
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>>708587964
>Brava 5.5

Can't say I have but it's been a good 3-4 years since I moved back to the east coast and only really started to get a taste of the drink as I was on my way out of BC.
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>>708588072
What junk u did/do?
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>>708587964
Fuck wrong pic anon sorry I'm drunk
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>>708588093

Not really, always found Guiness to somehow be watery as hell while still tasting like burnt molasses, so many better options in stouts and porters
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Another alkie checking in guys. I haven't drank in three days. I don't get what most people call withdrawals, I just get in a terrible mood. Very irritable. There are twenty something bottles of liquor in the kitchen and I'm fighting the urge to go open one now just to calm my nerves for the night.

Anyway, some of you guys that have been conversing throughout this thread post your ages please. I want to compare my habits to yours. After a handful of you post your age I'll post mine. Thanks.
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>>708588292
Ha. I like you
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This thread is active why won't it bump?
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>>708588586
Totally agree but it still has a place in my heart/ tummy tum
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>>708588861
It's on page 2 bro. Have another drink and calm down.
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>>708588614
Op here. Shared a pic of me. 30 yo
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>>708588876

Eh, never got the taste for it. Tho I could say the same for this crap, the local stuff that claims to be an IPA while barely being a pale ale.
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ziveli
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>>708588255
>about March/April the next year me and my fancy go on holiday to Barbados
>Its an all inclusive hotel with bars dotted about the place. If you have a black wristband meaning you're over 18 you're given beers/vodka/rum/whiskey/whatever no questions asked
>The guy handing out wristbands gives me a black one without even checking me ID
>Parents and grandparents say I've lucked out and encourage me to drink. Say I'm on holiday and should forget my diet for a week and have fun
>I get beyond drunk. Every. Single. Night. Of that holiday because I can
>After that we come back to England, I've smuggled bottles of cheap vodka, absinthe and rum home.
>Drink those every night, by myself, because why would I stand outside asking for alcohol that might never come when I have some right there
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>>708588093
>the popular lot
>standing outside of stores for most of the night.
Op here. Fucking gtfo
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>>708589274
Muh nigga
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New brews, new tunes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFWazj7Ud8
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Ok I guess nobody wanted to play the age game. Anyway 38 here.
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>>708589415
Why are you green texting?
Ya if u had the liquor why would you rat around like that?
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>>708590223
i'm 21
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>>708590223
Told u I was 30
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>>708589415
Me and my family *

>Since then I have completely abandoned my gym sessions, gained back all my weight plus 9lbs
>Drink every single night and vomit most nights, now when I vomit I think "oh good, more room for vodka"
>I flunked out of uni because I was drinking too much to get to lectures
>The worst part is 2 weeks ago I was in hospital for 6 days and didn't drink once and didn't get any withdrawal so I know it's not addiction, just lack of will.
>My dad died from an aneurysm from drinking too much after getting PTSD in the Falklands
>This now keeps me up at night that maybe it's just something that's in my genetics and I will one day drink myself to death
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>>708589382
Cheers anon
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>>708590340
Cause I'm telling a story. Makes it easier to read in bitesize segments.
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>>708589274

Alright nights done anon's, starting in on the scotch and it when to my head, gotta drive the gf to work in the AM. Goodnight sweat Anons.
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>>708573797
>alcoholic anons
Emperor save us.
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>>708590223

29, big 3-0 is on the horizon.
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>>708590433
How old are u anon?
A part of alcoholism is linked to genetics.
Keep working out. I always do when I'm drunk most of all my burned cals are just beer cals.
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>>708590921
Be safe my friend be safe
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>>708574599
Fuck you, man. I'm going to defend Alex. Long Island Iced Teas are fucking delicious and packed with alcohol. You're a dingleberry eater if you don't like them. And who's got a problem with wine?
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Drunk on Jack and coke. About 4 shots worth in 2 hours.
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>>708590433
Don't be a bitch and just sweat that shit out. Make sure you have protein shake with some booze in ther for post workout noms.
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what kind of music do you listen to when you get drunk /b/?

I try to stay on the chill side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbhEjAXE580
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>>708591228
I don't have a problem with the above 3 topics of discussion. Never said I did. Your a nervy little cunt aren't you?
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>>708590971
24
I know I'm only gaining weight cause of the alcohol, but I can't go to the gym anymore cause I'm too hungover all day and I can't stop drinking because when I'm sober I'm depressed as fuck and can't sleep a wink
I think some of us are just destined to be removed from the gene pool lol
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>>708591592
Op here, got some kungs "this girl" playin in the background and watching jk news on the tube
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>>708591733
>cunt
Britfag detected
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>>708591843
>hungover all the time.
that will pass over time.
Minimize your weight in which u lift, do more cardio. Stick to your diet and shit will work itself out fam.
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>>708591843
Man I love that statement.

>some of us are just destined to be removed from the gene pool

I'm right behind you heading to the trash can of life at full speed.
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>>708592289
When you assume , it makes an ass of u & me. Canadian /b/ro ask anyone in this thread (op btw)
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>>708590424
I know man but there's like 20 other anons here. Anyway cheers.
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>>708591592

I enjoy chill as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71nROr1yLgI
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>>708592357
Op here.
You're a human being, not a disease
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>>708592655
Face since all the cool kids are doing it.
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>>708592655
Cheers. You get a point for the bacon (even if it was microwaved )
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>>708573797
working on this for the moment while I watch the third debate.
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>>708592826
Yeah, but I wouldn't say I contribute anything to society. Human beings are a virus on the planet in my eyes.
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>>708575045
im with ya
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>>708592930
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>>708592967
No I fried it in the skillet and then laid it on the napkins to soak up some of the grease.
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>>708593034
Don't watch that trash bro
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>>708593216
That's the only way we do things here fam.
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>>708593034
My dead favorite IPA. My brother's too.
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>>708593311
you're the puppet, im not the puppet
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>>708593491
I'm Canadian but I've watched the most recent (for some reason)
Shits scary a f fam
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>>708593449
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/64/178318/

>nuff sed
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>>708593438
I have this salami that I need to eat before it goes bad. How would salami and bacon taste with provolone on toasted either honey wheat or Italian. Oh I just remembered I have tomato too
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>>708593491
Stfu Yankee bastard cuck.
Jk love ya!
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>>708593824
just give us a nice pic fam
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>>708593605
im american and I want this to be the beginning of the end
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>>708592299
You double dub fag you!
Believe me, that old me who could get up early morning, run 3 miles as a warm up then swim 100 lengths and come back a few hours later for weights has been killed.
But thank you so much for your encouragement
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>>708592357
Ha, thanks Bro.
May aswell as use it seeing me n thee are headed towards extinction at the speed of light
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>>708593996
My functioning alcoholic father tells me tales of how he was on the gymnastic team and how he got tons of pussy while getting high and drunk too. I guess the good ol days never really die do they?
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>>708594362

>thee

Where abouts are you from if you don't mind me asking?
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>>708593983
I plan on it but idk if the thread will last long enough. I'm trying to get a nice buzz first.
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Don't let this thread die you faggots
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>>708594437

My dad's currently laid in a hospital bed delivered to our house, liver failure and now his kidneys have given up. The liver isn't doing its job and toxins are going to his brain, making him seem like he's had a stroke. No one's in, I speak to him and there's nothing back.

So yes, the good ol days do die.
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>>708594653

It shall never die.
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>>708594717
How old is he and what were the first symptoms?
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>>708594717
That's sad to hear, surely they live on in memory and spirit .. take it easy on yourself anon. You're like a brother to me in a sick twisted kinda way.
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>>708594717
>>708594828
PS sorry about your pop man.

Selfish question by me just worrying about myself. Started having an ache in my side and lots of diarrhea but no other real signs. Hoping it's just my gall bladder or something.
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>>708593996
Thank you . I love you too
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>>708595088
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Drinking a Yuengling for you OP
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>>708595370
Post a pic fam
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>>708594828

He's 57. The first symptoms, other than his complete dependence on alcohol, was the yellowing of the eyes and skin, and then the swelling of the stomach.

It slowly but surely got worse, he was going in hospital every 2 week for a stomach drain, and losing more and more weight every time. He ended up just skin and bone, asleep a lot of the day.

They kept him in for 5 week as he deteriorated fast, the main issue being the toxins (ammonia) that the liver usually deals with are in his blood stream, and entering his brain causing confusion, slurred words etc.

They decided they cannot do anything, they cannot do a drain anymore because his sodium is so low he could have constant seizures, he cannot have a transplant because he's too frail, wouldn't survive the operation. But he cannot eat neither, as his stomach has swelled up.

While he was still himself he said he wanted to die at home, so they delivered a hospital bed and brought him here. It's now 05:41 here, my sister is asleep, she's up at half 6 and I'm back to sleep when she gets up. Shits tough man, but we knew it was coming.
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>>708595446
That's tough buddy. I shed a tear for you, no snark.
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>>708595446
That's rough in many ways but as a human being you need to keep your fucking head up. (Op here)
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>>708595446
Life throws you curves man. Others sometimes won't understand but in the end you need to look out for you and yours. Stay strong fam
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>>708595667

Yeah man, when I was younger I suffered from depression, had a tough upbringing, and my mum died at 8 so I tried suicide and all that.

I'm 23 right now, beat depression and refuse to let this set me back there. I'll always remember him, and I'll know he's somewhere at peace.

My heads up and it refuses to go down. Thank you Bro.
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Op here, plz don't let this job die fam.
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>>708596010
Your a little tender emotionally. We all are man. Life goes the fuck on
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>>708596252

I look at it like this man. I never asked to be here, but I'm here so I'm going to get the fuck on with life. One day I'll be dead, same as everyone else, so I'll stick around just to be a nosey bastard and see what the future brings.
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>>708595088
Can you keep this thread alive, senpai
?
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>>708596473

If he can't, I'll do my best.
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>>708596389
You're a human being not a disease
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In other news, sailor Jerry's ain't all that great straight.

Also fuck this 2mb shit I had to crop the picture 5 times.
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>>708596546
Domo senpai, walking literally a block to reload so I can continue helping us.
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>>708596585

As I said earlier though, I believe the entire human race as a whole is a disease. =P
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>>708596695
No shit but it fucks ya either way anon
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>>708596695

Straight is the best way though. A few more swigs and it'll start sailing down.

And don't even talk to me about the 2mb limit. That shit fucking kills me.
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>>708595431
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>>708596760
That mentality is shit my man. We have come a loooong fucking way when you read a fucking book
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>>708596820
>>708596913
Makes a great dark and stormy but I'm not in the mood for a mixed drink tonight. I'm trying to get the job done.
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>>708596933
Cudos fam. 1 of my faves.
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>>708596960

I don't believe that though. Look at what we have right now. Islamic terrorism, Russia goading every fucker into a war, North Korea just out of this world crazy.. But this is off topic for an alcohol thread.
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>>708597031
Got any pop?
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>>708597146
Lol r u worried about war?
Wut r u fuckin 12 fam. I'm Canadian and i know that no country can fuck with the man downstairs. It's a fucking joke when Russia spouts its mouth circa Cold War .
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>>708597031

Have you ever tried pic related? This stuff is just amazing straight, and it does a good job to get you messed up.
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Drinking some of this right now, its pretty good I usually get Jack or Wild Turkey.
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>>708597378

Not worried about war, no. Just why I believe that the human race is a fucking disgrace. Not happy unless we're killing someone.
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>>708597401
Cinnamon ?
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>>708597551

Yeah, and it's cheap too. £19 here right now, and it's worth every penny.
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>>708597168
Coke, Dr Pepper (that's what I'm chasing with at the moment) Sprite, Canada Dry, and Diet Mountain Dew.

Pic related was an uncracked bottle when I joined the thread approximately 1 hour ago.
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>>708597442
Wild turkey is good on ice
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>>708597401
Never seen that down here in Florida but might be only because I don't pay much attention to the flavored stuff. I'll give it a try if I get the chance though.
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>>708597516
Where u from fam?
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anyone tried this? I think its damn good. Will drink whole bottle lol
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>>708597650
1 up for the Canada Dry fam yum
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Last week
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Week before
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>>708597925
Tasty af
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>>708598010
Don't let this thread die
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>>708598283
Trying not to. Here's my current stash.
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>>708598274
it really is. I like a little bit of ice, but you dont need it
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>>708597892

England.
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Side note: I'm frying the salami I showed earlier and my girl says it's bad because it's slightly sticky. It still smells and tastes fine. Any validity to this stickiness idea?
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>>708598482
Very nice
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>>708599085
I share a place with my brother and the restaurant he worked for shut down without notice and the owner let him and the other manager split the liquor that was left. Cool part for me is my brother doesn't drink!
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>>708598828
Nice op here just got back from picking up a little more of my nectar
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Why do I feel like all the original alkiebros are gone now?
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Op here, plz don't let this job die fam.
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>>708599433
Hi op. Frying salami.
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>>708599539
Forgot pic
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>>708599433

Nice! What you picked up?
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>>708590433
Don't quit cold turkey but just start to limit your drinking down and moderate it. Start with only drinking every other day, then 3 days a week, then only weekends if you can. You can do it anon, make your dad proud by not making his mistake
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>>708599539
Well then... let's fry it up good shall we?
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>>708599595
More of my usual
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>>708599451
Well gee it's almost like they have reduced lifespans or something
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>>708599733

If I hadn't been sober for 18 months I'd be picking up some Jim beam right now.
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>>708599451
we're not. I literally think about drinking and going on b/ throughout the week lol
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>>708599636
I'm excited
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>>708599887
>>708599749
I meant as far as the thread
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>>708599862
Not worth it bro. I'm buzzed now and I'm telling you you're better off. Hear me.
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>>708599862
Op here. You're doing gods work unless you beat your wife/kids those are the only 2 rules here.
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>>708599929
Nom nom. I love drunk munchies . Post pics of puke if it occurs. Jk, unless u want to
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>>708581196
That's all I do. I have three gulps to get drunk and 5 to get fucked.

I don't know how much I'm really drinking but it seems to work.
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>>708600027
Don't let this shit die faggot
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>>708600099
Lol relapse ?
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>>708600099
>>708600272


Don't worry, I plan to stay off alcohol for the rest of my life, I'm the same bro who posted earlier about his dad dieing from alcohol related liver disease.

The only thing I touch now is becks blue and erdinger, which are both nice alcohol free beers. Mainly for special occasions though, but I do enjoy the taste.
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>>708600272

And I don't beat women or children. Never raised my hand to either.
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>>708600384
I'm 38 years old and I haven't puked from alcohol in as long as I can remember.
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>>708599862

It's for the best.

Those who sober up need up. For whatever reason, your personality, or neurochemistry, or whatever you want to call it, lends to worse outcomes when intoxicated than when not.

It's not that you can't handle your booze, it's that you become destructive in one form or another when you have it. Be it to others, or yourself.

I commend you for your resolution, and ability to be able to say no, or accept the protests of others which have allowed you to become sober.

I raise my glass to you, good sir.
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>>708600532
Good for you brother. Don't let anyone shake you from that.
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>>708600485
Ya got me ther man (op here)
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>>708600529
Never quit but wish I could.
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>>708600463
The thread or the sammich?
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>>708600532
You miss it right ? That's okay as long as you keep your head on (op)
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Alcohol and weed do not mix
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This is the comfiest /b/ thread I've ever been in.
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>>708600903

Nope, I don't miss it. The last year or so of my drinking got me into almost daily trouble, I was in and out of the cells due to drinking too much and just going round trying to pick fights, or throwing things at windows because I was a horrible drunk. I don't miss the pain I caused myself and other people.
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>>708600838
Both fam... both
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>>708601194

You got that right man. Nothing but peace and love in here.
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>>708601194
Welcome. /b/ isn't all faggots and retards
:). Op here
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>>708600532

This is me....and I'm off to bed, it's 6:38am. I hope to see you all again in another thread soon. Take care alkibros.
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>>708601151
Op here. I adore weed. It's the only way I can eat every morning after.
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38fag again here's what this thread has accomplished
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>>708601209
Violent alcoholic? Worste kind of sort. Some of my best friends have that kind of spirit. -all I can say is don't beat the ones close to you.
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>>708601617
Pce out famalam
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>>708601966
U dug into it. I like that about u.
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>>708602160
You're either doing it or you're not.
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>>708601966
now thats a sandwhich(s)
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>>708602254
Op here. I know right ?
>>708602273
I know right?
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>>708602594
So who is still here?
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>>708602682
Op here till this ship sinks
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Page 6 anons can we keep this shit living?
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>>708602682
Van God damn?
Sexy
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>>708602682
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Bump
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Don't be shy u fucking faggots
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drink up
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You're all a wreck and have let me down. You're all probably jacking off to furries or some damn thing. I hate ppl these days. Thought u would bring joy into my life. You all have failed except for dark ale/Dennie's /b/ro.
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>>708603466
Op here....... hey, that's pretty good!!
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Got way too drunk last couple days and want to continue. I can't even taste it anymore
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>>708603466
The bandaid really gives it that "hey I really need pussy" look.
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>>708603639
sad thing: literally reminds me of me
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>>708603646
That's the fucking spirit. Elaborate please
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>>708603784
Drink up and type your filthy heart out fam
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>>708573797
How does one type a reply to an old post but still get replied on by people wishing to speak to more people?
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Op here. Switched up my tunes. Currently jamming to this.
Pic related.
Sadly op here
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>>708604026
Ur guess is as good mine senpai
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>>708603956
well I have red bumpy cock with red pubes. And? Well.....thats it. Going to drink now lol.
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>>708604243
Keep in touch with the thread?
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>>708604235
senpai! notice me!

How's your night going so far?
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>>708599280
Well, u got that fam goin for ya man.
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>>708603894
Several bottles of Canadian club. Woke up to banging sounds and just threw up on myself. I need food and I don't know where to begin. Everything is a haze.
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>>708604434
Op here. 19 in of these bad boys. It's going ok I guess. Wish this thread would wake up a bit tho lol
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>>708604434
Sorry forgot my pic of what I'm slamming . Forgive me, I'm drunk
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>>708604574
That's normal....
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Page 6 fam. Don't let it die
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>>708604574
Eat whatever you can stomach very slowly to start. Water is tricky sometimes .
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Bump
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Come on it's lonely in here
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