When the only fuck you get is life....
It will pull your pants down, fuck you up the ass and not even have the common decency to give you a reach around...
I need quick methods to suicide myself off, this is no joke.
I will live stream if anyone has any decent suggestions, at the moment hanging my ass is looking preferable... simply less messy, although I may consider slashing up the road.
Opinions on the quickest method of dispatch please? Given limited resources?
Nothing too painful please.
Exit bag
>>708563438
fapping to death
Bullet to the brain is quick.
>>708563791
I'm with this dude. Masturbate until you die from a damn good heart attack.
Shut up, kid.
>>708563438
Lethal injection of marijuanas
>>708563438
Set up a stream and we will tell you
>>708564089
Bumping, maybe OP wont be fag
>>708563517
im with this fag
>>708564089
Look, set one up on tinychat or something
>>708563979
I got 2 marijuanas, and 3 beers.. I call it the exit pack... Am oldfag so its not like I will be especialy missed
>>708563438
Go out into the ghetto and call as many blacks "nigger" as possible. Wear a go pro.
>>708564288
Go ahead I have a cell phone
plz explain how I do it
>>708564484
I don't want to be vegetated by a nigger but thanks for your input
>>708564201
Exit bag? Google my friend on this?
>>708564539
Tinychat - Group Video Chat by Tinychat
Search appstore for it
Its on android too- just make a room and post the info so we can join
You should have made this thread on r9k you stupid nigger
>>708564676
Dress up as a gorilla and grab a child at the Cincinnati zoo.
>>708563438
Overdose on a good drug, Heroine, for example.
Every response that is not "fentanyl/heroin overdose" is literally a troll that wants you to suffer.
Opioids are the safe, certain, painless way to go. Literally drifting off into a blissful sleep.
>>708564864
When you sign up it gives you a room in your email like mine is
tinychat dot com fslash (my username)
Should work
>>708565195
Inert gas asphyxiation is painless, and it actually clams you down a lot before you go out.
>>708565492
Hypoxia gets you high.
But not as high as opioids.
>>708565008
Long //// requires cash, and lets face it I'm not too rich if I'm talking about killing myself.
Infact I'm broke with no prospects... injecting smack is a bit undignified.. come on.. I may be suicidal but I'm not going out like that,,
>>708565195
Fentanyl would sound better on the coroners report I think... where does 1 obtain this fentanyl?
>>708565702
Do you have a grill or car?
>>708565492
Inert Gas??
I like the sound of that... or carbon monoxcide but I cant get hold of any monoxide atm
If someone took you and gave you purpose, shelter, and food would you one day strain for your own will? Or do you belive yourself worthless and would be used as a pet?
>>708565702
Why do you care? It's a happy death.
You can snort it if you like. Heroin, especially with no tolerance, is cheap as dirt. Injecting $20 worth will kill you. Hell, even snorting will probably put you down.
>>708565916
Dark web. It's extremely strong per gram compared to heroin. It's a little harder to get, but it should be doable.
(Over)dose volumetrically so you know how much you're taking. Research amounts that got others into the hospital on Narcan. Google that shit.
>>708565401
Ok. well as soon as we establish how best to fuck myself up I will do that.. thx.
>>708565916
just go score some H
>its carfentanil and baby powder anyway
>>708565702
Fix: Get a loan for 1000$, most small places cap at that. Get however much heroine that can buy you, learn how to use heroine then inject it all.
>>708565974
I had a car until my bitch ex wife took it.. now I ride a fucking pushbike
>>708566382
Have a grill or something that can burn propane or charcoal?
Dont do it in your house and make sure theres lots of ventilation ;)
Because barbecue grills should never be operated indoors, nor should stove tops or ovens that operate on flammable fuels ever be used to heat a residence.
>>708566168
I actually was about to kill myself with Fentanyl but I did some of it and got the high of a fucking LIFE. Still use it.
>>708563438
>Nothing too painful please.
Fuck you, you only die once, do it in style.
>>708563438
Nah,. The last person I helped took my advice. Better you hear all these garbage methods
>>708566168
Not overly bothered, what I mean is I'm hitting the road asap tonight and I'm not going city to get heroine.. And I highly doubt $20 would kill me, fuck me up! but not closure
>>708563438
I have thought long and hard about this myself.
First of you wanna double suicide so if one mathod fails the other will finish the job, also came to the conclusion that just falling asleep and not waking up is prolly the best way to go.
So my method is this. Overdose on heroin in a bath tubb full of water. If the od dont kill you you'll drown in your sleep.
>>708566573
Eat a glycerin gel patch. Its like playing russian roulette. One of them will kill you.
>>708566317
Fucking loan for $1000,, c'mon man... plz
Fake and gay
>>708566836
>thought long and hard
>still here
Maximum summer
>>708566680
That's the problem, sometimes you have to die twice if your method is fucked up..
>>708566993
was you saving that meme for your first post on a suicide thread you cunt!
>>708566741
$20 will get you anywhere between a whole gram to .3g if you live in the civilized world.
A really heavy insufflated dose is 75mg.
20$ will kill you.
>>708567419
I guess you just moved out of newfag city. Welcome to summerville it's slightly nicer there. But you're still a faggot, faggot. Now STFU and lurk moar.
>>708567852
I live in the UK,, $20 is .2g at best, but I appreciate where ur coming from
>>708568201
Ive been here since 2007, if I lurked anymore I would live here.
CUNT!
>>708568261
Then spend $40 and die happily.
>>708568862
spend $100 and just make sure you die faggot
>>708569192
cant afford to pay my rent but got $100 to spunk on H, think about it.
>>708569413
why do you care about rent money if you are you're gonna off yourself?
Are there no suggestions apart from Opiates... ffs, can a room lamp cable take the strain... I'm looking at tying a neck tie to it?
>>708568549
>cunt!
Liar!
>>708569881
Masterbate furiously on the courthouse steps with a pellet gun until you get shot. Cops always fucking unload. You're welcome.
>>708569802
I have $5, there's no rent money.. theres a cold fucking street to live on..its happening tomorrow I just want to go in my own place.... not cause a scence about it just go
>>708570338
Got electricity?
>>708570338
ohh sorry anon i guess just jump out the window or something
>>708570076
Ok, your a funny cunt, i'll give you that
>>708570440
>haha don't call me out
Newfagginest fag I ever did spy.
>>708570391
I have that at least, 2 more beers... and your upcoming suggestion?
>>708570585
you got me,, I just registered yesterday.. dang your intuitive
>>708570599
That you are a pretentious twat. But if you ground yourself and hold a hot wire in a way to complete the circuit, you won't pop a breaker. It isn't likely to be painless, but it won't take long.
>>708570799
Now that its out of the way, we can move on. I would give you your token 8 year old and cherry soda, but we ran out like a year ago.
>>708570800
Nice dubs.. and why am I being pretentious?
I would have thought my situation,,, the one where I plan to die sort of isn't pretentious.. unless I was in an emo group? Its a mortal sin
But I am a twat u nailed that
>>708571055
<Ran out a year ago
Just after moot then?
>>708571388
You want to discuss your personality before you die? shit drink your beers and go to sleep. The newfag has more character.
>>708571577
Basically :/
>>708571577
>>708571388
>>708571055
>>708570799
>>708570599
In Le name of Le emporer I noow declare this a dubs thread
>>708563438
Hey, I'm not going to be a cunt and tell you not to kill yourself but you should at least talk to someone about it before you do. I'm sure someone is willing to Skype you. If not I will if you want to talk. If you feel that suicide is what you want to do that's your choice, I'm not going to try to stop you.
>>708571872
Rolios for my bunghole.
if you have acces to insuline, use that
>>708571604
Thanks for your input, but was a shitty cuss
>>708571880
you got SC? I'd talk on snapchat I was serious now I'm torn
>>708572150
Hang yourself. If an 8 year old Ethiopian can do it, so can you.
>>708563438
We all can tell by the way you responded to replies in this thread that you are a nothing more than just another troll. Whatever.......
>>708572367
>we
Please don't do that.
Don't be a pussy about it. Do something that will get you on the news, and put your name in history. Like murder suicide Oprah or something.
>>708572315
No, We can chat on Discord or Skype if you don't want to use voice chat
>>708572316
What in the fuck are you on son? Fucking Africans??
>>708572442
KILL OPRAH BOIIIII
FENTANYL FENTANYL FENTANYL FENTANYL FENTANYL FENTANYL FENTANYL FENTANYL
>>708572479
Africans are a people, not a drug. Seek help.
>>708572367
This asshole speaks for the masses, and is thus a massive asshole
>>708572569
>just go grab some from the gas station
Tons of stuff better than street cut fent.
>>708572590
A fucking Ethiopian is an African, correct me if I'm wrong?
Try a shit ton of Benadryl, I tried with 7 pills cause I was a pussy and woke up high as fuck shaking like a fuckin niggerfag on crack
>>708572642
Well said. There would be one more cruel reason to kill yourself, when not even /b/ is helpful in the last minutes of your life.
>>708572798
what are they cutting that shit with?
>>708572825
And? You are still a twat that doesn't sound worth helping.
If your going out you may as well go out in style. Start a massive fucking fire.
>>708572866
>7
>350mg
No you didn't
>>708572936
Quite a bit man. There are places to get it pure and easy, but I ain't helping a goomba find it.
>>708572866
Benadryl??? Massive overdose? Never had hayfever again?
>>708572951
This. Self immolate OP. In public
>>708573232
KEK
>>708573181
wtf is a goomba you cretin?
>>708573046
And why's that?
>>708573298
Light a cigarette, pour gas all over yourself, then pick up said ciggy and take a good hot puff before dropping it.
Say something useful like "bitches ain't shit but tricks and hos" before you go.
>>708573692
Because you weren't taking benadryl, but gaypentin.
You woke up with dick withdrawals, not OD.
>>708573547
OP.
>>708563438
Just stab yourself a bunch in the chest. Pain won't matter if you're dying, plus an interesting watch.
where do you live OP?
>>708574031
Stream it.
>>708573298
This,,, I'm sorta feeling that in my own sick and twisted way.
But i'd need a 9mm slug pretty quick after the initial ignition... I'm wondering how quick the fire burns your nerves from the skin, and estimated time till I an hero
>>708572442
Livestream it
>>708574058
England
>>708574097
>totally pussing out your own suicide
Fuck. Kill yourself, twice. Film it and fuck the tape, then kill yourself again.
if you really wanted to die, why would you care about pain?
>>708573707
BLM MADE ME DO IT
AWW HECK I GOT CYBERBULLIED
>>708574097
Less than a minute. You won't be coherent enough to use a gun. Make sure to use fuel oil, not plain petrol.
>>708574339
Lel
>>708574031
u would seriously need to swiss cheese yourself before you died
>>708574240
how long have you been suicidal? do you have friends, family?
>>708574097
Don't burn yourself nigga, that's retarted and painful. You said something about dignity, kek. I'd research the next upcoming launch of a rocket then try to come into the closed off area of NASA following with the attempt to somehow stow away into space, so that your corpse will never rotten and be an attraction to astronauts and aliens. If that plan fails, youll get shoot by NASA watchman which also is acceptable and better than setting yourself on fire in public.
>>708574567
Slice across your right thigh just below your nuts. Push hard
>>708563438
Look a pavement ape in the face. You'll die an alt-right hero.
>>708574699
>don't be awesome
Faggot shut up.
>>708564963
kek
>>708574789
I feel like this is a clever joke and I missed it.
>>708574335
This is a common question, but I would prefer to spend my last few minutes of life not in brutal agony
>>708574969
>I want to die, but I'm a pussy
/life
>>708574645
No just me
>>708575158
Livestream it
>>708574969
faggot
>>708574699
<get shoot
I'm the wrong color
>>708575401
You are a shit sandwich.
>>708575158
Not the guy you replied to but I'll be your mate if you want someone to chat to.
You say you have no prospects but that is never true, anything can happen, go move to some random place, go fucking live in a forest and build yourself a shelter, there is ALWAYS something you can do, just do anything other than kill yourself.
>>708575257
I'm on it, gonna string myself up.. will of course livestream cos I'm an attention whore
>>708575620
>I'll be your mate
Nigga you gay.
>>708575697
>string
Something a little more sturdy.
>>708575697
Make sure to link us to it
>>708575727
Your a fucking sack of meat with no empathy
>>708575158
guy you replied to.
>>708575620 he's right OP, if you want to kill yourself you might as well try moving forward because you could kill yourself anytime anyway. just don't do it tonight
>>708576114
>you're
You. Are a gullible cum guzzler. I have more empathy in my pinky than you have braincells.
>>708575697
Do you have skype? Or any kind of im thing? Add me, don't do it
>>708576151
DO IT FAGGOT
>>708563438
Hey, it's the guy from earlier. Are you sure you don't want to talk? It doesn't even have to be about suicide. We can just talk like friends would.
https://discord.gg/MPNuf
>>708575727
If you're OP you either do not want to kill yourself but troll or you are a douche who is in this misery by his own faults. Why did you even open a thread? Suggestions for the best way to kill yourself clearly is just a pretense do have discussions and drawing peoples attention on you. This guy offered you help and you just respond ignorantly not realizing a friend is what you need and what lets you survive.
>>708576299
>OP all tangled in kite string
ffff
>>708576387
>like friends
Hey can I see your penis?
>>708576151
Exactly, unless you are in excruciating physical pain that will never end, or have some kind of threat of being tortured by bookies or some shit then you have no solid reason to. You can change your entire life, gain new experiences, and not end your life when there are plenty of reasons to live
>>708575620
Your either an aussie or a Brit I think, I appreciate your offer.. I could do with a friend right about now. Thanks appreciate the offer m8
>>708576389
You caught me. I'm a fag. Now go find another thread to cream over.
>>708576389
that wasn't OP you stupid piece of shit. even if he want's a discussion, whats wrong with that?
>>708576389
that might not have been him, but the offer still stands if it was.
>>708576715
Let's hurry up and get these faggots married.
>>708576715
Haha you caught me, aussie
Where you from?
seriously add me on something dude let's chat
I won't even try to have anal sex with you cos I'm gay for wanting to be friends with you apparently
>>708563438
You need to make society pay, for what they did to you. And the only way to do that is to go and pledge allegiance to ISIS on camera(so you wil not be forgotten),and shoot up a local University with a ak47, full of priviliged white guys. The police wil kill you, but atleast you died with honor and dignity.
IM THE BATMAN
>>708577109
he totally want's to have anal with you. chat with me instead, I'm hetero
>>708577109
>now kiss
>>708576389
I'm OP.. that statement wasn't mine... one day anyone could find themselves in this situation. I'm not joking you about. I have PTSD, but I hate it, and myself things have been going downhill for a while. i'm not a troll no.
>>708577356
group skype chat niggas?
>>708577648
PTSD doesn't exist. Shell shock exists. PTSD is just another way of saying whine ass. Let's hear your gay excuse.
>>708577861
George Carlin?
>>708577109
Norwich, ~England... I can add on SC or Kik or something mate
>>708577922
Huh? The comedian/activist?
>>708577648
Message was based on premise that supposed anon is OP. You had therapy? If you're introspective I suggest Psychoanalysis. Any psychotherapy is worth trying. If you find the right one you find a therapists who on the one side wants to help you and on the other side can help you.
>>708577861
Your an absolute cunt, fucking never served a fucking day for your country so fuck your statement, fucking shell shock... wanker
>>708577870
mine's nicpartlin, OP and other dude add me
This might sound weird but take a photo of this thread with a message that shows who you are, like proving it with a (You) or something so that it's not just random trolls in the chat.
>>708577937
Yeah dude my SC is opbm8, but do the photo thing as well so I can tell it's you and not someone else
>>708578029
Yeah, he did a segment on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuEQixrBKCc
>>708563438
http://www.suicide.org/attempted-suicide-horrors.html
By the way OP. If I hadn't painted you out as a moron, you wouldn't have a bunch of kids trying to "prove me wrong". You're welcome.
>>708563438
please stay with us OP. There is no need to commit suicide. Dont be fucking selfish.
>>708578237Guy from earlier, I would join but my phone broke a few days ago so I'll just lurk I guess.
>>708578205
Servred a third of my natural born life, shipmate. Grow the fuck up.
>>708578093
Yes psychotherapy, counselling.. the military pay it still, ajust got to the stage where talking and tablets ain't helping... Get tormented by nightmares every night.
>>708563438
Anyways whats the reason you want to leave this all behind ?
>>708578292
Neat anon. Gonna watch this after I make sure OPs asshole is torn. Thanks.
>>708578553
not sure if they guy has skype but you can still add me there even if you can't do the photo shit, what's your name?
>>708578529
>Do it for us
Worst way...everybody should have the right to kill oneself
>>708578769
My Skype name?
>>708578800
>no people should feel guilty for their feelings
I hear you.
>>708578920
No, your WOW nickname. Of course, idiot.
>>708563438
Find a dealer, buy alot of heroin, overdose. Its gonna be the best thing you have ever experienced. Not joking, your body is simply not able to produce that much pleasure on its own. Enjoy your OD, sucks that you chose to end your life mate. Hope you get reincarted into a perfect world.
>>708578920
the WOW dude wasn't me, yeah Skype
>>708579226
theuglybiscut
>>708579226
Tendic89
>>708565702
just snort a 40 bag (typically half a gram) if you have no opiate tolerance you will basically go into a peaceful sleep and never wake up.
>>708579226
>grade school circle jerk incoming
>>708565916
most dope these days is cut with fent anyway, which is far less euphoric so fuck that.
>>708579226
bythepussy666
>>708565638
clearly you've never used duster
So glad you found someone to cry with OP. Stop shitting up the board.
>>708579366
I do have an opiate tolerance from codeine
>>708579665
Its pretty great. Dunno what you've tried.
>>708580033
>from cough syrup
>weakest opiate available
Kekekekekek
God damn you are a humongous faggot
>>708579858
What are you doing for the board? Posting in trap threads as per?
>>708579226
It is theuglybiscut. I know, fucking gay ass name.
>>708580263
Not turning it into Barney's learning center you fucking pansy.
>>708580262
Are you familiar with the CWE process, its not fucking cough meds
>>708580419
CWE is for codones. You absolute mong. Codeine comes in cough syrup and fake pain pills. As in you're a degenerate.
Thank Christ I don't have to listen to your whining anymore
>>708580725
The best part of your intelligence spilled down ur mamas ass crack
>>708580725
What the hell are you on about codones? what a wanker. you don't have Tylenol in that place u call home
