>a man puts a gun to your head >he pulls you into a room
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>a man puts a gun to your head
>he pulls you into a room
>infront of you is a dog and kidnapped little girl
>he says you must choose one to shoot or he will shoot you
who do you shoot when he hands you his gun? dog or little girl?
little girl
>>708554588
I shoot him OP. I shoot him.
>the man
/thread
can i shoot them both?
He gives me the gun? I shoot him.
>>708554588
him
>>708554588
The girl
Her fault she doesn't know some sick flips to jump 20 ft in the air and smash down at the gunman.
Dog is just a dog, not really his fault tbh. Doubt he knows wtf is going on.
Is the little girl jewish?
Answer is obvious.
>kys
>>708554588
This dumb ass copypasta. He gives me the gun I shoot the guy who threatened me.
I shoot myself
>>708554588
Myself!
>>708554588
Shoot girl
Every single time
Without doubt
No matter the circumstances
Never kill doggo <3
Would torture the girl aswell if need to
Wont touch doggo
>>708554588
little girl she will still be warm for a while.
>>708554825
He still has another gun pointed to your head so before you can do that, I bet you will get shot first.
>>708554948
I like
>>708554588
Do I know the dog or the girl? I'll save my dog over some random kid any day, but I'd save my niece over my dog. If it's just a random dog, and a random kid, I'd probably save the kid.
>>708554725
Thinking outside the box, I like it!
Shoot the dog then him, after that's all said and done go and get ice cream with the loli
>>708554588
360 no scope you faggot
>>708554588
I shoot myself
Myself
>>708554588
I shoot him, what the fuck man this is so obvious.
>>708554588
Shoot, or kill? Because if you were steady enough you could nick the girls leg or arm or something. Shoot her in the foot. Or shoot the guy like the others said.
>>708554681
Winrar. Take that OP, faggot.
I have more empathy towards humans so i would shoot doggy
both
>>708554588
>tip fedora
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away
>>708554588
i'd fricking do a kick flip and steal his gun while he's on the ground and then i would steal it and shoot him and get the dog and the girl and we would get married and have alot of sex and then she would want kids and i would say ok to her (because i love her) and we would have kids and we would live a happy life and then we'd love each other but then a few days later we would be walking down the street and i'd see the man and then he would pull a gun on us and then i would say i told you never to mess with me again so then i would do my ti-quan-do (that i learned) and i'd knock him out and then give him over to the police and then it would turn out he was on the america top wanted and then i would get 1 million dollers so then me and my wife would be rich and i would be very happy with my dog and wife and kids
>>708554977
> who do you shoot when he hands you his gun? dog or little girl?
> his gun
you shoot him.
>>708554588
I shoot out the light and we all run
shoot myself
Why not shoot the autist that just gave me his gun?
>>708555391
its a little girl (9 years old)
you couldn't even fit inside of her
>>708554896
Love you /b/ro
Neither. Just lift one toe up and press one down and the bullet will bounce off your head and back into the gun barrel and explode in his face. If the bullet doesn't hit the gun and he shoots again, just change what toe is up/down and he can't hit you. swap back and forth until he's empty.
>>708555555
>>708555570
Kek lol. Why?
>>708554588
I shoot him, duh.
>>708554683
>>708554683
could of worked, but you closed the thread in your own post
>>708554588
Umm how big is the dog if it's big the dog if it's small the dog yeah fuck dogs
>>708555554
QUINTS
>>708554588
I'd shoot the gun.
Killing the girl, skipping doggo, shooting the dude. And end it all with me and the gun pointed at my head. Then it's just to free myself.
>>708555893
>>708554588
Let him shoot me. I don't have the balls to do it myself.
Myself
>>708554681
/thread
>>708555893
Learn what quints are, you cunt
>>708554588
I shoot OP
>>708555000
Dubtrips have spoken!
>>708554588
both
I shoot him, or shoot myself
>>708555554
Really?
Aisha was six or seven years old when she was married to Muhammad.
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
>>708554588
Okay, assuming I am not able to shoot the man (which everyone else apparently does), I'd shoot the little girl and then rape her corpse while it's still warm. One doesn't always get a good fuck from a tight pussy that easily after all.
>>708554588
I would shoot the girl and take doggo back home
>>708554588
When he puts the gun in my hand I will shoot him in the gut immediately. Then I will stand over him as he lays on the ground helplessly. Proceeding to empty the magazine into his face.
>>708556537
Whoops, wrong thread
>>708556572
Fucking based.
>>708555555
>>708555053
Get out norman
>>708554681
Xactry
>>708554588
shoot the little girl because all women turn out to be horrible when they grow up. fucking hashtag this bitch
>>708555391
Do you have autismo?
>>708554588
I would keep missing until he got annoyed and did it himself so I didn't have to choose
>>708554681
You are smart.
>>708554766
Underrated post.
>>708555963
Would you shoot the gun with the gun?
>>708554588
shoot both then blow my fucking brains out
>>708554588
Shoot all 4 of us .
ITT EDGE OF DAYS
>>708557153
If I shoot the gun, the gun will be fired.
>>708554588
Sounds like the Skyrim's Dark Brotherhood entry test, so i'd do the same thing :
Shoot the man.
>>708554588
shoot the man when he gives me the gun. shoot the dog. fuck the little girl.
>>708555893
When you remember a decade ago when you were this new
>>708554977
No way is his reaction time good enough if he has the gun right up to me. I just dodge to the side, he fires once then i shoot him in the face
>>708557593
This
also if dogs butthole is tight enough I might give it a go
i point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heaven on down for you
>>708554588
girl. we cause enough bullshit harm to other animals, she might as well take one for the team.
>>708554588
I would put the girl inside the dog and kill both with 1 magnificent shot, then the guy would die from impressedness and I'd end on a sick trip kill
Shoot man, fuck the girl and adopt the dog
what color are the little girl and man? this is very important to my final decision i'm a cop!
Line up all three and kill them with a single bullet
did i win?
>>708554588
adopt the guy, eat the dog and shoot the girl
>>708554588
Him lmao
i'd sell the gun for meth
>>708554588
Line all 3 of them up, conserve ammo.
Walk away with a free gun and a great story to tell.
>>708558610
I'd sell the meth for a dakimakura
Shoot the guy and with the same bullet hit the door's lock, aim at the gilr and force her to suck my dick, kill her and give the corpse to the dog as dinner, then, adopt it and take him home
>>708554588
>87 replies and 7 images omitted.
crtl-f "him"
>18 replys
more than I thought there'd be
>>708554588
I realize now that I have the fun I'm under no obligation to shoot either of them, but I still shoot the dog because I fucking hate dogs. I then make the girl fuck the man and film it, then shoot the girl, and give the video to police so the man goes to jail forever. then I have sex with the dead dog.
>>708555326
>360 degrees
Everyone. Get bloodlust, find more victims. Then kidnap girl, doggo and neet. Give the neet a choice. Kill them all.
I'll take the slug. There is always my next life.
>>708556531
they didnt have sex until she was older
Call him a cunt and tell him to shoot me.
Not even suicidal, just spiteful to a fault.
>>708555000
Go back to Japan
>>708554588
Him.
>>708554588
Can I fuck the little girl after I shoot her?
Can I fuck the dog after I shoot it?
Can I shoot the girl and fuck the dog?
Can I shoot the dog and fuck the girl?
I NEED ANSWERS, DAMNIT
All. I kill all.
>>708554664
>>708554764
>>708554948
>>708556010
>>708556572
>>708558022
Fucking degenerates, can't even abide the basic notion of protecting your own species. You belong with the dog.
>>708559454
Fuck gun. Kill girl. Marry dog
>>708554588
He handed you his gun. I take this to mean his only gun. I shoot him OP
I kill the man and fuck him, force the girl to suck the man's dick with gun while spreading her pussy for doggo
>>708554588
I shoot myself in the foot 9 times.
When im nervous i lose my aim
>>708556537
For that one? Shoot myself.
>>708560015
You get bad aim when nerveous too?
>>708559773
>Using autism as an insult
>On /b/
>>708559773
>protecting your own species
we're overpopulated. at this point killing people is the same as saving people.
literally every specie short of mosquitoes are more valuable than human lives. everything loses value the more the numbers increase- we've outbred our value. do everyone a favor and kys.
>>708559834
Where exactly did he hand you a gun?
>hands you his gun
shoot the kidnapper
Why not both...
What quantity of girl and dog are we talking about here. Also any background as to why the guy is doing this to me?
>>708555326
>360
Kek
>>708559454
Yes.
>>708560413
>>708557696
>>708560525
You wake up in a closed room, no windows, one door, one lightbulb
>>708557696
>>708557696
>>708554977
you never said that. You cant change the rules like that.
>>708554588
Why the hell would he hand me his gun?
>fuck that bitch
then shoot the man
>>708560413
:^(
>>708561668
ed...
>>708554588
shoot the dumbass who gave you the gun
>>708554977
pull a bruce willis diehard, shoot him through yourself so he cant see
>>708554588
Animals don't go to heaven, that little girls life matters more than your life. i would save her if he shoots me anyways.
Tell him "The only thing I've wanted was to die" then headbutt the dick in the dick
I'd kill myself
>>708557696
>I'm the rootenest, tootenest cowboy on 4chan
Tell him "The only thing I've wanted was to die" then headbutt the little girl.
I can't fucking stand children. I go up to the girl and bash her fucking head in.
>>708554588
what color is the girl
what color is the dog
>>708562513
woah there, you might cut yourself with all that edge
What I wanna know is why the dude wants to do that shit.
I mean, c'mon.
>>708554588
>>infront of you is a dog and kidnapped little girl
> dog
> kidnapped little girl
Well hell if the dog isn't kidnapped, it must be his dog, so I'll shoot it.
OP... Question solved!
>>708560413
>Well, well. Aren't we the overachiever. Two possibilities, two victims. Must have been one of them, right? So why take chances..."
>>708554890
Indeed fml
>>708562217
No one goes to heaven, all life matters equally
>>708560525
>quantity
one and one, dipshit.
>>708554588
I shoot the guy, then the dog, then the girl then shoot up a school and rule the entire world.
>>708554588
Dog must be killed, human beings are a significant piece of sustaining consciousness. Dog has feelings, dog is replaceable. Shoot him after, save girl walk out like it was all a dream and move on.
People on 4chan don't want to die? What the fuck?
Shoot the doggo
>>708554588
This bs copypasta scenario really doesn't matter. It says CHOOSE one not shoot one. So you don't have to shoot anyone? Big deal. This being said, most dogs are better than most female humans...
>>708554588
I'm suicidal, hate kids and don't really put animal lives above humans.
Shoot us all.
>>708554588
I shoot him then i shoot op. Then put gun away give little girl 20$ for lollipops and give the dog a pat on the head
>>708560145
Yep. Overpopulated is an understatement.
>>708564263
Nice edge, bro.
>shoot the man
>take the girl and the dog
Yeah, I'm weird. Deal with it.
>>708554588
I'll just shoot the guy who hands me the gun.
>>708554588
He hands me his gun? Well, I'd just walk out the door, and go sell the gun. Then I'd get wasted with the free money.
>>708554588
I would rather be quick and shoot him instead.
Shoot the girl, dogs are great. Fuck the little girl, shes just gonna grow up into a fucking roastie.
>>708559773
This is a pretty common thing and the reason humans often prefer a dog or cat or other such animal to a human is the fact humans percieve animals as innocent and pure. Lovable and often without fault.
Humans often see other humans as up to something, shifty, or lack trust of them. It's common for humans to assume another human has done something "deserving of this" in the past. Much harder to do so with a dog or cat
>>708554588
not gonna lie, free gun fam
I tell the dog to close his eyes and shoot the girl
Can I shoot both though?
Kill the little girl, i love my puppy
>if that guy give me a weapon thats cuz hes sure about how stop me, so, try to shoot him just end my nigga.
>>708554681
Assuming I'm not some ninja or any other type of super unrealistic human
Assuming he's given me a hand gun with one round in it well holding another weapon to my head with multiple rounds
Given the options kid or dog or I die
I'd ask for a few seconds to think and come to terms with what I'm about to have to do
Take a deep breath ... shoot the dog between the eyes
Move to a corner of the room and act heart broken over it ... toss the gun across the room behind the gunman
Wait till he turns to retrieve the weapon ... use dead dog as shield and jump on top of the gun man
Beat gun man savagely until i can't lift my arms to continue
Take gunman's weapon and shoot gunman in both legs and arms
Untie child and tell him/her to run and find help
Use the same ties to tie up gunman
Leave him bound and gagged with dead dog
Let the rats finish the job
>>708554588
the dog, the little girl, and the man.
>>708554588
Girl. Like I give a fuck about humans. Wipe them all out for all I care, including me.
>>708557696
You're like that retarded kid that'd say he 'blocked it' when you shoot him with a nerf gun and say "ur dead". fuckin hate that faggot
>>708564263
whoaaaah calm down kiddo this is a violence free website
>>708554588
Little girl gets shot, no contest.
Little girl. We're over populated.
dog
and the little girl
>>708554588
do i get to fuck the corpse?
>>708554588
I'd shoot myself. I'm tired of life
>>708554588
Shoot man who handed me the gun. Adopt dog and girl.
