Yo floridafag here.
Any one else living this shit shithole state?
Any panhandlefags?
Yep. Riverview, near Tampa. I hate this fucking place. Leaving on 11/9. Took a job in Pittsburgh.
St Pete. Fag here, but yes this state sucks
>>708549089
Riverview is a shithole. Ghetto next to decent areas. Lived there about a year.
>>708549089
>>708549090
Nice, i know the areas. Im from Plant City myself. Living Destin now.
>>708549318
No, polk county is a shithole. Fuckers will rob the nut out of you to sell it to the sperm bank.
>>708549320
I pass the area when I head out of town. Kinda empty right?
>>708549602
Polk county is fucking horrible
727
>>708549731
Whaddup bitch me too
Who /flagler/ here?
>>708549602
Polk is another shithole. Some sluts in Lakeland though. There was a "club" there for a while. The only club in Lakeland. The socialite.
>>708549825
Taking a dump and smoking a bowl while browsing 4chan. Living the life!
>>708549668
Na you would be suprised. If youre on I4 and get off the main exit by the starbucks it takes you to town.
>>708549917
Stuck in my retarded ass accounting class wanting to an hero
TAMPA
>>708550020
Exit like 34 right? I think I know where you're talking about
407....Orlando is not that bad and there is a lot to do here
>>708550042
Hot girls? I just got out of like 5 hours wOrth of meetings.
Vero Beach reporting in
>>708550101
Californians are cool.
the cig of choice in tampa
>>708550155
Nah mate it's a night class, no hot chicks. Plus all these people have the intellect of a hamster
Sarasota reporting in
>>708550141
Yeah i think thats it. Its a pretty big, spread out town. Shit we have 3 high schools.
panhandle fag, this state sucks completely, Panama city
>>708548780
Hialeahfag checking in
>>708550186
concrete home
metal storm shutters
underground utilities
that hurricane met its match
>>708550432
>>708549875
>>708549724
Speaking of shitholes, add panama on to that list. Im only an hour away and wont go there.
>>708550403
Yeah I know the area ish. Right out there near Florida polyshit uni
>>708550450
Cuban?
Type freest state into Google
shit brix
>>708550631
Yup yup
>>708550640
Born and raised in Hialeah. Family is cuban
Bradford county reporting in, we are a shithole too. Accepting nudes for bradford/union dirtyfoots, extra points for DOC whores
>>708550745
Like... Hialeah Gardens cuban?
I live in Naples. Sucks man.
PSL reporting in, shit hole of a city
>>708550932
yeah must be tough growing up in Naples, Florida in the 21st century
lol wtf
>>708550728
At least there's the 24 hour Starbucks. My drives west on I4 are around 3 am
Anyone seen this chick down over there?
ITT: Florida is a shithole
Anyone know sluts from Polk county? I know of two sisters..
>>708551063
It's americas toilet. If you don't count Detroit
>>708550985
THIS LOOKS ROUGH
>>708550985
Naples is horrible. There is nothing to do here at all. I didn't grow up here though I grew up in Michigan.
>>708551023
No but i want to. Nudes?
>>708551063
i'm on the ocean in a private community, degenerates get arrested for trespassing it's not a hard life
Fort Myers reporting. Confirmed shithole, but sometimes has its moments. Can't wait to move again.
>>708551220
How old are you?
Tampa > Sarasota
unfortunately I live in Sarasota
who here /pubslave/
I am /not/ ready for tourist season
>>708551220
how about swimming, surfing, fishing, boating you miserable cuck
unless you're a mexican doing work for wealthy people your life is by default better than most people who have ever lived
>>708550995
Da fuck, for work im guessing?
Anyone from Cape Coma?
>>708551348
29.
>>708551499
Mariner grad here
>>708551452
Surfing in Naples...haha
Daytona Beach reporting in.
>>708551504
Fucking smash them old hot plastic cougars and milfs. Thats what you do for fun.
>>708551587
>>708551452
>surfing in florida, period
ha
>>708551562
Have a friend that lives there. Hates it. Nothing but old people.
>>708551461
yeah i work for a restaurant company and i have stocking shit to take care of all the way in fucking orlando where i used to live
>>708551652
People try and surf all the time over here near Stuart.. and fail
>>708551652
Sebastian Inlet is actually not that bad
So any FL slut pics?
>>708551452
I love swimming and the weather is great. I agree naples is beautiful, but there's really no culture here. It's boring man. Do you live in Naples?
>>708551759
sebastian was the shit. love it when the bio luminescent bacteria show up
>>708551792
close ur eyes, and point anywhere on the map in FL. they are all slutty
>>708551735
Fuck thats a drive. You had me at restaurant though. I cook myself as my profession.
>>708551452
>surfing
Haha yeah man! Come to Naples and enjoy the huge waves we're known for. derp.
>>708551914
what about here
>>708551687
Correct. It's bad. I live in downtown Fort Myers across the river. Best of a shit area imo.
>>708551735
let me clarify that: the commissary where our food is delivered from is in orlando and i have to do the stocking in my own restaurant. so quite frequently i have to submit paperwork in hand every three weeks for stock purposes
>>708552010
yeahh man sou chef here
>>708551850
When did this shit start?
>>708551914
Good point but pics would be nice. Could find Eskimo bro..
>>708552095
Yup, you'll find lotlizards
>>708548780
is trump winning in florida?
>>708552240
I hope so
>>708550450
Cuban Hialeah fag here as well.
>>708552095
Have a friend who works in everglades city. All sluts.
>>708552203
it varies year to year, in like one spot. usually starts up right around spring but it depends on fertilizer run off from the surrounding areas. the more runoff, shorter the bloom
>>708551625
True. A lot of those around here. And lots of hot latinas. That is a plus.
>>708551251
Heh I wish. Closest *I* got is from online
>>708552374
Never heard of it in Sebastian...when I went to Port Saint Lucie..:that shit waaaas green and stunk
>>708552131
Stock purposes? So you have a chain restaurant?
>>708552095
pic related
>>708552570
Yea PSL to Jensen was really bad
>>708552570
the contractors for construction south of palm bay are fucking up the lagoon its pissing me off
Is shitty indoor football still a thing? I know Lakeland has the Lakeland Raiders.. terrible
>>708552593
i work for bloomin brands so yeah
>>708550276
Tampa too. Everyone I know smokes pic related.
>>708552198
Hell yeah bro. Thats where i want to be at. Im in the military as a cook right now. Have had my hands in the reaturant biz for like 5 years before i joined. Wheres the resturant located? Hows the pay?
>>708552854
we're all over the place. Outback, Carrabbas, Flemings, And bonefish. i work for bonefish out in st pete. pay is really good for the job i have to do. making 14 an hour currently with the chance of moving up. Hows military cooking?
>>708552779
I fucking knew it. I was a carrabbamico for 3 years in plant city. I want to try and get into the corporate office when i get out of the military.
>>708553110
Sorry i wasnt sure if you where the samefag.
>>708553135
is definitely the best company ive worked for
>>708552764
Yeah, Tampa Bay Storm still going strong and still shitty. Last year we went just because Coolio did a show after the game. It was weird. It was all like white tweens. How do they even know who Coolio is?
>>708553208
i was. i had to switch off my phone to the computer
>>708548780
Key West reporting
Flagler fag here
>>708549872
palm coast or flagler beach?
>>708553244
Coolio!?! WTF? Did he bust out Gansters Paradise?
>>708553417
Went to key west a couple of months ago...what an overrated shithole
>>708553296
Youre good. Its not a bad company at all. I was on the list to go km but i droped the news j was joining and they tried to keep me but i needed to go. How long you been there now? What station so you work?
>>708550145
me too. don't mind it either
>>708553475
Palm Coast
>>708550276
Can confirm, my first at 15
>>708553561
What exactly were you expecting? Beaches? Lol gtfo
>>708553586
been there for two and a half years. spend most of my time on the grill or plating the food to be sold
Port Charlotte or as we call it Port Shithole
>>708553746
Not roosters everywhere and actually have things to do...the place is just horrible
>>708553540
Of course. It's like his biggest hit.
I actually thought it was weird that he was asking the audience to song along. It was and white tweens and kids and their parents. Kind of ruined the integrity of the song for me.
Also, he wasn't rapping the swears or "nigga"s to any song. I understand he's trying to be family-friendly but it was disappointing.
Tampa -> Tampon
Palmetto -> Palmghetto
Bradenton -> Bradentucky
Sarasota -> ???
Used to fuck a Mexican bitch from Melbourne.
>>708553750
Nice. Why do you have to get the food? Why isnt that shit delivered to the place?
Sarasota fag checking in
Nothing to do other than bars and smoking weed
>>708554097
There's making fun of the tourists
>>708554135
they piss me off going under the speed limit
>>708554171
You sure it's not all the elderlyfags driving?
Anyone from broward county?
>>708549731
>>708549825
Yeah, let's party
>>708550186
Port St. Lucie here woot.
>>708554171
they piss me off when they act all fucking entitled because they're On Vacation and Rich and Tourists
it's especially bad because I have to deal with them all day every day working in Publix
>>708554090
it is, but since i handle the accounting for the food i have to submit the paperwork for it and the stocking to make sure we are getting the proper shit and the numbers arent being messed with. im basically a mailman for that end of the job. theyre working on getting the company to accept the paperwork by mail
>>708549089
i just moved here to riverview from port st lucie. it doesn't seem too bad in comparison, other than the fact it's still in fucking florida. i finally got some weed but it's super dry and was $30 for a quarter.. fuckin hell
From Tampa but just moved to West Palm Beach.
Looking for some bud
>>708554471
I'll be your bud anon
maybe 4 years ago i visited tampa and it was like a ghosttown, has the economy there gotten better?
Just moved to wildwood...lookin for trees.....
>>708554542
depends on the part of tampa, mostly its a shithole
>>708554540
Find me some pot and we got a deal
>>708554291
Yup, from Pembroke Pines.
>>708554542
every time I check waze at 6 its all red from traffic
far from ghost town op
bud? dabs are better
>>708554345
Ohhhhhh sorry bro, that fucking sucks.
>>708554803
if you wanna destroy your tolerance levels and wallet sure
>>708554819
it could be worse. i get to drop by orlando and see some old friends when i make the drive. how long till you retire from the military?
>>708548780
Panhandle fag reporting in, 850 pensacola
>>708554313
I get that at my job. People come in furnishing and decorating their summer homes. They're always assholes.
I live in al fl is nice
>>708554291
Grew up in Sunrise. Been in Wh-Orlando 12 years now
>>708554906
I get 50 a gram and it lasts me a week...
>>708554935
If i dont reenlist, ill get out in summer of 2018. Its an alright gig. Would rather go back to school for hospitality or culinary/business and open or manage a place.
Yo, fuck The Panthers and their fair-weather fans.
>>708554946
Fort walton dog
>>708555479
sounds like a tight deal. its been my dream to open a restaurant. might get my culinary when im done with the craft brew program im in
>>708555130
dear alabamy
give this to us
thanks, flardy
Lakeland fag here, sup bitches
>>708555818
do you work for publix
fuck that hellhole. the embargoe is over give that shit to the cubans.
>>708555598
If anything, they should give it to Louisiana. But since Mobile is like 1/3 of Alabama's "culture" (if you want to call it that) they're not going to give it up for anything.
>>708548780
386 reporting in
>>708555595
Dude thats my fucking dream. I want a gastro pub so bad.
>>708555906
Nah cracker barrel
>>708556089
>deltona
deltona!
>>708556089
Welcome b/tard
>>708556169
that'd be tight as shit. if you want USFSP has the craft brew program im in, its awesome. they partner you with an internship in one of the craft breweries in the st pete area
>>708553110
Only concept in their portfolio worth a damn is Feming's. Bonefish has it's moments. Outback performs, but their food is mediocre. Carraba's is trash.
I fux with Flemimg's, though.
>>708555336
an eighth of bud at that price lasts me like 3..
>>708556492
i agree with you. sounds treasonous but bonefish can get tiresome with menu variety. love my flemings discount though
>>708556346
What?! No shit. Ill have to check that out. Do they have culinary or hospitality there too?
407 Orlando / Kissimmee
I need friends.
>>708553945
Sarasota -> Scary-sota
>>708556804
You prolly won't find them on 4chan m8
>>708556695
Im not entirely sure about either. its a tiny campus out here so it wouldnt shock me if the tampa campus did but we didnt. also nationally recognized business program too, so if thats enticing.
ps for those of you who are desperate and considering it, don't work for publix. Don't even consider it.
I'm working in the seafood department as a practical department manager for only $9 an hour with no chance of advancement/promotion
>>708556880
It was worth a shot.
904 jacksonville here
>>708548780
Dunedin, actually pretty decent for this shitty pinellas county
>>708556215
>>708556272
Man I thought I was the only one from Deadtona on 4chan
>>708556997
Join some club or some shit if you're in school, or get on tinder and find some girls
>>708556928
yep.. i worked there for about 6 months for like a dollar above minimum wage as a teen. they really treat you like shit.
i got out, but my sisters have not.. they've been working there 10 years or more now and make like $12 an hour. it's fucking pathetic.
i moved across the state and my gf got a job at a call center making $18 an hour.. no experience or college necessary. so many places don't wanna pay you shit
>>708557022
How bad did Matthe fuck you guys over?
>>708549089
>Moving to Pittsburgh.
Holy shit it's like you don't realize what a fucking downgrade you're making...
>>708548780
>>708556916
Well thanks for the heads up, ill have to check it out
>>708549320
I live in plant shitty
>>708557184
College drop-out, already got a girl. Just no friends.
>>708556630
It's like Bonefish is clinging on with that Bang Bang Wednesday deal. Other than that, all overpriced in my opinion. Brunch seemed to do well for y'all when it rolled out, but haven't been in at least a year, so I dont know if that's still busy.Had a buddy that was a KM for them in Orlando. They worked his dick off.
It's not treasonous if it's true. I'm sure your personal apathy for the menu doesn't effect your work ethic. $14/ hr for BOH ain't too shabby.
>>708557612
Get your girl to bring one of her friends and we can chill
>>708548780
I lived in Lakeland for a year. Packed everything and left only to return (to Florida) on vacations.
>>708557569
yeah mate. also the restaurant scene out here is pretty solid
>>708557612
Shit bro, she's gotta have some friends. If you like sports you can make friends at sports bars.ive made some friends through weed, idk if you're into that or not.
>>708557597
Fuck yeah dude! S/A?
>>708550276
If you're a nigger
WFLA Tampa facebook is streaming some sexy piece cooking stew. Needs to get trolled.
>>708549320
>>708557597
What's it like growing up in plant? Is it very divided between the poor and the rich?
>>708557612
Also... meetup dot com
>>708557704
>>708557612
Yeah I'm with this other guy. She got more than one friend I'm down
>>708557750
I never really went into st.pete to much honestly. The only place I remember going for food was Mazzaroz italian deli
>>708557320
I so desperately want to quit, but I have no other job opportunities here in Florida.
I fell for the IT meme and there's literally no tech sector in Florida.
Not to mention I don't have the money to move anywhere else, but it'll take me forever to save up money at my job as it is now
>>708557665
our business has been pretty steady. i know that brunch had the attraction of the endless mimosa shit but a lot of other restaurants have jumped on that train. its not what i wish it was but it doesnt affect my work ethic
>>708551023
She used to lick my asshole.
>>708557986
dude i live right down the street from there i love it
305 SQUAD
>>708551120
Charity and Marsha? Last time i have them a ride and one tried to pin a baby on me. I was like bitch i don't even know you.
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>>708557993
No IT? Are you retarded? There's IBM, Oracle, Veritas and many others...
>>708557917
Kinda actually. I lived in Waldon lake, but not the rich area. Like the actual middle class area. The schools are so fucking segregated its not even funny. But at the same time, everyone gets along.
>>708558211
none that have any entry level positions
>>708556928
Publix is goid for 15yo that pay into the stock options. My boy did 13 years with them (the last 5 just once a month to stay on payroll). Stock split so much he ended up cashing it all in for $30k when he found out he had a baby on the way this year. I think hes an idiot for not letting it ride longer.
His dad retired after like 28 full-time years with them eventually being a GM in West Palm. Nigga retired at 55 and is goooood.
Publix ain't ALL shit. And that Chicken Tender sub is certified heroin.
>>708557957
Dude, let me k ow when you are down and we can chill...I will be out of town this weekend
>>708557704
>>708557957
She's got some cute friends but the rule of thumb is if they're cute - they're taken.
>>708557399
Nil in East Orlando
>>708550276
>>708558293
What kind of qualifications,certifications do you have? Speak any languages?
>>708558127
No shit! Dude, i could spend hours in that fucking place. The cheese room along could take an hour!
>>708558316
You got snapchat? Or something else to communicate?
>>708558296
yeah but the daughter of the owner has been pledging millions to stop medical marijuana in florida.. might be a good time to sell?
>>708548780
239 reporting what do!
>>708558266
>The schools are so fucking segregated its not even funny
how so? Are there several schools or do the rich and the poor go to the same school?
>>708558438
I have an A+ and Network+, working on my Security+. I can speak JLPT Level 3 Japanese
>>708558450
love the coffee. i only get my cheese from there now
>>708558467
Not really..:dont even have fb...I guess I can download it
any UCF fags here?
>>708558589
>>708558438
Oh, you meant programming languages. I don't know /programming/ languages, but I'm a wizard when it comes to Linux and bash scripting.
the problem is, my resume is still tiny and sparse even with this shit put in.
>>708558630
Shit bro no wonder you're lookin for friends on 4chan lmao
>>708558574
Theres one in the main part of town, plant city high, and two on like the outer parts, Durant and strawberry crest. I never fucked with strawberry creat cause it wasnt built when i graduated. But durant had mostly red necks and spanish while PCHS was a mix but mostly white and black.
>>708558589
Apply and be confident, man. These certs can take you far...I've seen people getting these jobs with much less than you
>>708557847
Fuck you, she's adorable. Don't be a hater. I'd let her get it.
>>708557774
M/24
>>708558533
Did not know this. Good intel. What a cunt.
Fwiw, people still are going to buy groceries and while at the very top of what the avg consumer is willing to pay. (Fuck you, Whole Foods)
They'll be fine. Chik-fil-a owner publicly admitted hating fags and there's still a 30 min wait inat the doible drive-thru by my work for lunch.
>>708558724
I meant spoken languages, not programming. For technical support, you start around 60k..:a lot of companies look for foreign language speakers though
>>708558825
I am not the one looking for friends
>>708558634
Graduated '08. Fuck, I'm old.
>>708548780
>panhandle
Try living in central Florida cuck
>>708558945
You go to pchs?
>>708558879
alright, thanks man, appreciate it.
>>708558888
there's still the issue of there being no (publicly listed) IT jobs within 90 miles of me
fuck me, I was born in the wrong place
>>708559244
Where are you located?
>>708559150
'12 for me, got to hs in FL?
>>708557917
I don't see any segregation. My family owns a couple of stores Here. But i chill with anyone that is cool. Some people don't like us for being thugs
813 here just moves, already hate it.
>>708558621
They got good shit. You have a snapchat or a email? I could hit you up if im ever down that way.
>>708559141
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Not like I could tell on 4chan
>>708559181
Central FL > Panhandle.
I'll take Disney fags over South Georgians/ Easter Alabamians any time.
Only thing panhandle has is beach. And its the Gulf. Fuck the Gulf.
>>708559363
sggreene is my snapchat boss
>>708558542
Let me fuck you
Apopka, FL here.
>>708559320
Yeah, but in South Florida.
>>708559573
dude, fuck apopka
>>708559324
>Some people don't like us for being thugs
is it a racial thing, or are you just thugs?
>>708559502
Fuck yeah, ill snap you dog.
>>708559504
Ha.
>>708559032
>Chik-fil-a owner publicly admitted hating fags and there's still a 30 min wait inat the doible drive-thru by my work for lunch.
True, but he isn't paying millions to keep gays in jail.. or some other comparison i'm trying ot make. all of my stoner friends know about it, and a lot of the yes on 2 crowd. we all try to shop other places when we can, but publix is still good for some things, and yeah.. they probably won't go down.. maybe just not as up as they wanted.
i believe it's because they invested a ton of money on a huge pharmacy warehouse in central florida
The shittiest hole in Florida is Homestead
>>708551609
Derbyshire here, you hear about that chick that got hit by a car crossing ISB?
>>708559816
florida city
>>708559722
solid
>>708559188
Went to Durant
>>708559753
Valid point
>>708559711
Its anybody in general. They closed down the pc movies because one of my cousins shot a rival member there.
Chicago-fag here
I've been to FL at least 35 times. Vacations, visiting friends, etc.
How is FL a shithole?? Sure theirs butthole parts but no where in this country is there a state without that. Chicago has the S side full of niggers but It's still a good city.
Been all over but the panhandle and I have yet to find dealbreaker reason for living there
>>708548780
850 here, good buddy.
Yo, Fruitland Park. We got fucked by the villages, they bought a shit-ton of land next to us and now the whole area is filled with shitty drivers and cranky old people
Obama Loves Pepe@
https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/788875017312493569
>>708559317
sarasota
>>708560574
>I have yet to find dealbreaker reason for living there
florida /is/ the dealbreaker
miramar
any good petite escorts out there? so many niggs
Tampa
>>708562307
Her or him?
>>708562307
Tallahassee shitlord here. I'm half tempted to go to Cabos to watch the debate and get hammered with these guys.
>>708562395
>>708562413
Technically both are in Tampa
>>708562465
>>708562413
>>708562465
God, would smash
>>708562665
>>708562756
any of you guys in Tampa ever been to the Dubliner Irish Pub?
>>708563015
So is this you, or a chick there? Need to know.
>>708549825
>>708549825
Same whats up 727
>>708563015
>>708550432
850 checking in. PCB, 32407
>>708563259
Anybody in the 239?
>>708563302
>>708563466
>>708563507
Fucks both of them
>>708563547
That chick on the left has nice tits
>>708563547
Lets see some nudes b/ro
>>708558387
smokes marlboro because hes a fud
>>708552814
you smoke 305s you a broke nigger
>>708557788
salty much
>>708556048
fl used to go the the Louisiana state line alll of coastal Alabama and Mississippi belonged to west Florida,
West kendallnigger here. I need to sell stamps and I'm dabbing because I'm pathetic.
Any Tallahassee fucks here? Grew up in Miami moved here for fsu go noles jk fuck teepee niggers this place sucks :(
>be me 18 liveing in tampa
>leave tampa
>realise very where else is shit
>go home
>type this
>release im typing this
>keep typing
>keep trying to think of shit to say
>so fishing and I right
>like if you live in florida and dont fish you gota problem
>also tits
>>708562455
They're showing it at Andrews and waterworks tonight
Both places suck dick, like this entire town does
because tampa
>>708564397
I don't fish, I find it boring.
Probably because I'm bad at it lol.
>>708559150
04 fer me ur not old yet faggot
>>708551318
Fort Myers born and raised...
Had to get the fuck outta there, haven't lived there since high school, though Moms still there.
It's not so much the area as it is the shitty people that live there...
Too many Trump supporters/red necks/ retirees.
>>708551562
North Fort Myers Red Neck reporting in!
Pinellas county p park
>>708559573
I used to live off of Wekiva Springs!
