So apparently Americans put butter in their coffee.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So apparently Americans put butter in their coffee.
What's wrong with buttermud, eurocuck?
>>708534613
I'm American and I've never heard of this.
But then again I don't drink coffee.
>>708534613
That's so disgusting.
Yes, we do and it tastes amazing. :)
Especially down south, we love putting some butter and sugar in our creamy coffee.
Usually I add about 3 spoons of sugar, 2 tea spoons of butter and some milk, makes my mouth water thinking about it. :D
>>708534613
Uh the fuck are you talking about? That's not a fucking thing as far as I know. Cream/milk? Yeah, some people like that shit, but butter? That's nasty.
>>708534613
I'm American and I can confirm this is true.
>>708534817
From south, never heard of such a thing.
>>708534613
Which america are we talking about?
>>708534613
I'm American and I don't do that to my coffee.
Tf
>>708534613
please tell me its true
>>708534613
>not putting fermented lactation products into your grounded seed and water solution
>year two thousand and tenty six
It's called 'bullet proof coffee'. You're welcome.
>>708534870
Huh? it's actually quite a huge thing in our community here.
>>708534613
Coffee, especially espresso, tastes great with butter added.
>>708534613
Everyone puts butter in their coffee, the only pussies who don't are the eurofags because they're precious tum tums can't handle it.
Get rekt faggot
Yes I am American, and I can confirm this is true as well.
In fact, we put butter in our butter, and then we butt butt the butterbutt in the butt butt butter.
Yum.
>>708534613
google bulletproof coffee
>>708534904
butter isn't fermented
>>708534613
>>708534817
I'm from the south, I've never heard of this. My family drinks coffee straight black. We do eat ranch on baked potatoes, and crush up bits of stale bread and put it in milk, though.
Californian.
Never seen anyone do this, not even the Hmongs or Armenians with their weird food.
>>708534613
did you know you make caramel by mixing butter and sugar?
This is not a normal thing at all. It's some fad diet for hipsters. Bulletproof diet or something.
Posts like these make me proud of being American. These cucks are jealous of our delicacies.. plain and simple.
>>708534721
It doesn't have name
>>708534817
Do not
>>708534839
Lying ass
>>708534901
no American I know does it and I'm from America
I think he might be referring to Bulletproof Coffee, which is coffee for morons
Jesus, why are you faggots saying you haven't heard of it? God damn, you ruined a perfectly good opportunity to fuck with the europeans
>>708534613
American here: Can confirm.
>>708534613
>Not breaking open bullets from your government issued AR15 and dumping the gunpowder into your coffee
If you don't do this, you're not a true American.
>>708534613
Uh, no. No we do not. If you drink coffee any way other than black you're a female or a cuck.
In France we prefer mayonnaise
>>708535035
http://thetastingbuds.com/2014/06/what-is-butter-coffee-where-do-i-get-it-in-austin/
You're welcome. :)
>>708534613
Louisiana fag here. It's a thing.
>>708534613
>>708534839
>>708534929
>>708534935
>>708535004
>>708535011
>>708535102
>>708535207
gross
>>708535186
huh no shit
>>708535067
>delicacies
>floats greasily on top and ruins your heart
Kek.
>>708534929
>our community
what state faggot
>>708535025
>butter isnt fermented
HAHAHA CHECK OUT THIS RETARD HE DOESNT EVEN USE FERMENTED BUTTER
>>708535201
>http://thetastingbuds.com/2014/06/what-is-butter-coffee-where-do-i-get-it-in-austin/
Holy shit, well, what do you know. It's totally a thing. Never got around to my neck of the woods, though.
>>708535166
Except my family are supporters of confederacy, we like shooting in the ranges during the holidays and love sports and yes we love butter coffee as well.. please do not be so narrow-minded. Thank you.
>>708534904
coffee isnt a seed
milk or cream arent fermented. neither is butter.
how much more wrong could you be?
Eurofag here. We actually do this.
>>708534613
Amerifag here, not a thing where I'm from or anywhere I've been
>>708534817
Enjoy that increased cholesterol intake. I can feel the heavy breathing and neck bward through your phone, faggot.
Alright, if this is a real thing, it has to be regional. Too many conflicting answers here, if anyone is to be believed
>>708535290
I am from Austin Texas, man.
>>708535311
Butter isn't fermented, idiot.
>>708535207
Confirmed--but it's mainly old people that do it.
>>708535343
Coffee is a berry yes I know now go shove a two thumbs up your ass
>>708534613
Nice try eurocuck
>>708534613
Cream by another name.
All it does is add fat that milk doesn't have. We just use half and half.
>itt eurocucks projecting
>>708535455
>understanding humour
>2000+10+3+3
>>708534613
I'm american and I've never even heard of this. I drink mine black
>>708534613
Didn't know this was a thing until i watched the last episode of quarry
Antarctic fag here, this is an afrodesiac, with a lil seal blubble its amazing smeared on some fat bitches rolls, the chest edges were super difficult tho
>>708534613
If you don't consume enough saturated fat, you're a low testosterone nu-male faggot. So put some coffee in your melted butter just to make sure.
Im an Amerifat and this shits too much
>>708534613
>implying those fat fuckers don't stuff butter into everything
>>708535318
>I found a blog
>that means its a regular thing and not one attention whore out of 700 million
Show me the butter coffee convention, or butter coffee guild, or freedom coffee..ya dumb shill
Reroll
>>708535343
no, coffee that you drink is form the seed from inside a cherry.
so it not a berry either.
>>708535418
What's a neckbward
>>708535528
>>708535474
>getting this upset that you're wrong and going full retard
lmao
>>708534613
Now we know why most of their women look like Wildebeasts
It's true, we have some weight problems, my family and I.. but we love our pineapples on our pepperoni pizzas and we love adding butter and white sugar in our coffee and we also proud as fuck of our heritage.
USA!
>>708535431
>never heard of bait before.
Homer: "I have to words for these pork chops, Marge. Shake and Bake."
Marge: "But you love Shake and Bake. You put it in your coffee."
>>708534613
A regular cup of coffee with even two tablespoons of butter is probably healthier than 90 percent of the sugary crap people order at starbucks
>>708535528
>thinking acting retarded is humor
>hurt durr pretending
Newfag
>>708535534
No one in our community would drink their coffee black except for old grandpas and other elderly!
Butter's a great condiment for most food and drinks in America. Coffee and butter, fries drizzled with butter is my fave or butter fried eggs on my hot buttered toast yum yum
>>708534613
Nope - murican here
>>708535577
>>708534817
your bait is strong, young one.
>>708535882
the only coffee that needs milk or cream is shit coffee.
good coffee needs, at most, a spoon or two of brown sugar.
>>708534613
Well butter used to be milk, and people put milk in their coffee so it should work with butter too i guess.
However it looks utterly disgusting.
its the cannabutter they put in the coffee (weed butter)
I'm American and this definitely is served pretty much everywhere, any fellow Americans who say otherwise are just lying because thier ashamed.
>>708536038
cheese used to be milk.
do you put cheese in your coffee?
>>708534613
Y'know, in da kohee, better butter than bitter.
>>708535757
SAUCE
>>708536038
>butter used to be milk
Retards, retards everywhere.
>>708536016
How disrespectful, ever since I was a kid, mom would make me some coffee before an upcoming exam and it always had added butter and sugar in it.. tastes amazing and kept me up throughout my exams. Nothing can replace that.
Also black coffee tastes like my grandpa's worn out cigar ash.
>>708534613
>Americans
You mean "United Statens", right?
>>708534817
Nice bit bro.
>>708536067
FUCK. 100% interested in bulletproof coffee now. Jews ruin EVERYTHING.
>>708536208
It ain't bait, bro.. I even added a link later to pinpoint the exact location of our coffee trailer close by. :)
>>708534613
oh yes, butter for warm coffee.
When I invite a date over for "warm coffee", I always make sure to give them butter.
Once they are all lubed up in the ass, I go to town on that creamy coffee. I finish it off with a bit of my own natures butter and coffee, straight into her coffee. I'm like a barista, but with creampies.
>>708534904
>assuming that just because you don't know the actual meaning of your "fancy" words means nobody else will
>being okay with looking like a jackass
>>708536198
Difference?
Eurocuck!
I have never seen this, but its not that different from cream, butter has a few more calories and protein but otherwise its the same shit. And you cucks add sugar to your coffee ontop of everything, fucking yuropeons.
>whole-milk&coconut oil in coffee master race.
>>708536104
>their
Are you sure? Maybe you're just full of shit?
>>708536191
ill say again, if you need to put anything other than sugar in your coffee, it means your coffee is shit.
good beans, freshly ground, properly brewed is better than any instant coffee, anything you buy from starbucks and anything your mother makes.
>>708534613
I live in Texas and I've never heard of this..
>>708535166
>sharp edges
Bulletproof coffee is nothing new. Dont care for it much myself. I drink it black all day erryday.
>>708534613
Its part of the keto diet for gaining muscle without eating outside of said diet. Its called bulletproof, maybe if you got in shape or knew anything about diets bruh.
>>708534613
Here we put mayonnaise in coffee
>>708534613
Coffee is for fat hipster americucks..
>>708536381
>Youropeons
>uses coconut oil
>hipster faggot detected
>>708536418
mom usually buys those sachets from a coffee company called Nestle espresso.
Company is swiss, but we make it American by adding our own butter and milk right from the farm. :)
>>708536381
>not that different from cream
>lard and oil
Genius over here
>>708534613
Yeah, this happens quite a bit, most anons here wouldn't k ow about it because they advettise doing it on like the Rachel Ray show and talk shows led by women. That male late night guy Jimmy Fallon loves doing this too, and did a show about it.
It's all over TV and it's popular with women, so of course people here wouldn't know about it.
It's suppose to be good for you, if you use whole real butter not margarine or things like that. No oils or lard. It's suppose to be done in the morning to kick start your imnune system for the day
>>708536384
Your just raging because your American and your too scared to admit it.
Name me any coffee house that doesn't put butter in the coffee as default in our great country??
>>708534817
I'm from Texas and what the fuck is this?
>>708536642
Majority of americans drink coffee, is the common office worker a fat hipster? You're an idiot.
>>708536674
Where do you think butter comes from?
Hint; churn the cream
I'm from Texas and its standard to put butter in our coffee. Can't imagine coffee without a good spoonful of 2 of butter or lard imho
>>708534613
Only place I've ever heard of anyone doing this is the internet.
>>708536565
Bruh, you're a fag. Diets that work and aren't for tryhard fatheads don't have some loser's name slapped on them
>>708536673
>Nestle espresso
theres your problem.
that stuff is no better than a jar of instant.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletproof_Coffee
>>708534613
I'm from the U.S. and this may be a joke or not , whatever, but just looking at that picture kinda makes me queasy.
>>708536915
Eurofsg confirmed,
Join the US butter coffee master race....
>>708534613
FOR THE E N E R G Y
>>708534817
>3 spoons of sugar,
>spoons
Not tea spoons
When we were little we used to have sugar milk and butter, sometimes cream instead of the milk, then when we hit teens we were allowed it with coffee too.
Every person I've ever met in the US does this, and I've been to every state.
I tried it.
Seepic
>>708536863
Why do you think it doesn't taste like milk or cream
>hint: you're a dumbass. There is no legion of grandmothers making your butter. Its colostrum emulsified with lard, oil, and salt. Read a book.
I AM BUTTMUD AND THIS IS AMERICA
>>708536645
You'll always be fat and europeon.
I use it to balance out my fat intake, being swole aint easy.
>>708536674
>lard = fat
>oil = fat
wew lad you sure got me
Can confirm this is true, I'm from CA and it's meant to be great for curbing diabetes. Add a few spoons of sugar for taste and extra energy....
>>708537279
I AM A JEW AND THIS IS JACKASS.
I'm American and this is definitely true,
>>708534613
I just take a stick of unsalted butter and swirl it around my piping-hot all-American workjuice. One stick lasts about 3 days. Good thing freedom-butter's cheap, tee-hee ;)
>>708537142
Well Tea spoons are reserved for butter because too much of butter is not so good for the health my physician said, but for plain simple sugar, I'd say the size of spoon is roughly this size. :)
We love sugar too much here and eh it's not so bad.
>>708537339
>everything is the same ingredient.
This is exactly why supplements come in a big horse bucket of powder for you meatheads.
>but bro, its oxygenated!
Cannot hold my keks.
well, if you want to stop being fat fucks... make your body burn fat as fuel instead of stuffing your dumb faces with worthless carbohydrates. Fat doesn't make you fat. Giving your body an excuse to avoid using fat does.
>>708537251
Churned butter has nothing but sweet cream in it, you retarded margirine eatin' nigger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletproof_Coffee
"Coffee drinks made with butter and other forms of fat have been in use for centuries by people from the Himalayas, Ethiopia, Nepal, Vietnam, and Singapore"
HURR DURR AMERIFATS ARE SO AMERIFAT THEY INVENTED BUTTER IN COFFEE
>>708534904
>two thousand and tenty six
>tenty six
shit, my 3yo is on /b/
>>708537766
If you live on a farm and make it, you hair splitting cunt.
>>708537747
That's so true!
I currently weigh about 95 kilos at 5'8, family is pretty okay with it.
>>708537766
Show me your "commercially churned" butter so I can laugh my ass off at you.
>>708537735
>you meatheads
Your insecurities are showing friendo
>>708534613
As an American, I can proudly say I take my Coffee black with a spoonful of Freedom(TM)
>>708537832
bro, It's our delicacy now no matter where it came from. A lot of people underestimate the quality of our cuisine I feel.
google bibbytube, we like the Butta Coffe here
>>708538097
>lifting chuckleheads who can't just diet and exercise regularly because they want their ass slapped
You know exactly what I mean, meathead.
Op I dont do this but know many who do. Think of it this way.
>When you put cream in a mason jar and shake it for a long time it turns to butter.
Cream is pretty much butter fam.
>>708538370
If. You. Make. It.
>>708536131
no, but i dont put butter in it either.
or milk.
>Black Coffee Master Race
>>708535017
>Bulletproof coffee
Y tho
butter in my coffee? what? no, I put coffee on my butter. It tastes better.
>>708538054
>>708538256
>can't diet and exercise regularly
What do you think I do every day?
>asses slapped
lmao
You'll figure it out one day fatboy, enjoy your heavy cream and sugar.
>>708538514
>oh look, a commercial steam emulsifier
I'm laughing at you.
Yeah, so? Are you going to tell me that brits don't put apple cider in their pasta next?
because of this thread I made a concoction out of hazelnut drip coffee, unsalted butter, sugar, cinnamon and a nice splash of whiskey.
turned out surprisingly well and I plan on trying it again
first reply gets to name my drink
Butter tea is great, like salty cream of wheat without the wheat. I imagine this would just taste a bit thicker than that.
>>708538521
Go someplace people can watch you. I don't drink coffee meathead.
>>708534613
man, those amirifags and their weird shit....
>>708534613
I know this is probably bait, but I still wouldn't be surprised.
>>708538642
>>708538457
>>708538256
>>708538054
>>708537911
>>708537735
You seem upset friend
>>708538734
faggotler
>>708538734
Fuckboi Formula No.9
>>708538734
Cup O Ass
>>708538864
Totally bro. Saved.
By the way, coconut oil is also a great addition to coffee.
dont know if was called already, but its bullet proof coffee. coconut oil does i t too.
and why is it gross???
milk and 1/2&1/2 is almost the same , but full of sugar.
>>708534613
Never heard of that, but Colombians pout butter in their hot cocoa, which is pretty fucking delicious,
>>708538939
good thinking
the gay crowd is the ever growing market demographic
>>708539121
Okay that I could get on board for.
>>708539064
Don't let these >>708536645 >>708537735 faggots know about that
>>708535207
Unconfirmed. I work with new people weekly and have never seen it in this part of La. Then again I don't venture into the redneck areas.
>>708534904
Bulletproof Coffee. It's bullshit craziness. People drink it and think it is somehow good for them. Granted, it's supposedly pretty good, but I mean, it's salty milk fat, so yeah.
I put activated almonds on my cup of coffee.
>>708535449
Bull shit
I've lived in Austin my whole life and never heard of butter in coffee
I've heard of yak butter tea from the Himalayan mountains but not butter in coffee in America
>>708537204
Yeah, this isn't a thing.
Nobody does it. Nobody's ever even thought about doing it.
>>708535377
no we don't you faggot stfu
Sounds like it is a very specific concoction that isn't regional, and isn't done by any group of people.
But watch. As we "prove" it is.
>>708539243
Why wouldn't you use Coconut Milk? Also high in Mono/Polyunsaturated fats, and slightly less dense.
>>708538990
>saved
>>708539381
But why its bulletproof?
>>708534817
>>708534613
samefagging
>>708534613
Stop importing memes from /int/
Butter/milk/dairy creamers and coconut oil extend caffeine intake into the system. Less of a jolty rush and more of a level, consistent alertness
>>708539627
>implying
>>708535330
>please don't be narrow-minded
>supporters of the Confederacy
Fucking pick one.
>>708540490
I know you're straight out of school and don't know anything you weren't taught, but you just proved his exact point SO hard.
Its called bulletproof coffee. Drink it and skip breakfast and lunch. Google it nogs.
>>708539381
>it's supposedly pretty good, but I mean, it's salty milk fat,
No it literally isn't. It's coconut oil mixed with unsalted creamer or milk. Either you or the people you know are all plebs
>>708537747
Yeah people for some reason still believe that wives tale that dietary fat is bad for you.
>>708539516
What was the anime name again?
Nostalgia just hit me pretty hard because of that picture..
I watched it with my great grandfather. He also showed me diva fights (wwe). Great times, great man!
>>708540647
bullet proof = coconut oil
>>708535166
YEAH DUDE I'M A MAN I ENJOY THE TASTE OF BURNT SHIT WITH UNDERTONES OF ACTUAL DISTINCT FLAVORS, FUCK GOOD TASTES, IF YOU DON'T ENJOY TASTING SHIT AND GETTING INJURED AND BEING FINANCIALLY DOMINATED BY YOUR WIFE AND WORKING YOURSELF INTO AN EARLY GRAVE YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN
FUCK PEOPLE WHO ENJOY LIFE
MASCULINITY IS ALL ABOUT MISERY
ENJOYMENT IS FOR FUCKING WOMEN, SPANK ME HARDER MOMMY, I'M A REAL MAN
I put tobacco in my coffee.
>>708540810
Sorry, auto correct. I meant Tabasco.
>>708534613
Ironically, the only people I've ever seen do this are fitness/crossfit homos.
>>708534817
Well it sure explains pic
>>708534613
Okay Im from the northeast (good part of 'murica). I fucking love coffee and have never seen this done once. Never even heard of it until I saw your post.
>>708534613
>So apparently Americans put butter in their coffee
No. A few misguided individuals have fallen for a snake-oil fad which promotes a blended beverage made of coffee, butter and oil.
This has nothing to do with gourmet coffee (as literally ZERO coffee enthusiasts do or promote this) and everything to do with scamming gullible people.
To wit: the “inventor” of this snake oil claims that merely drinking this concoction increased his IQ by 20 points.
>>708540773
Haha, fucking medabots!!
I know what I'll do tonight.
Have a good one m80's
I am in The Ozarks and can weigh on in this.
Salty cereal is a conoction of oats or barley mixed with 1/4 per salted butter which is spread onto babys hands to keep em quiet, mostly used by black shack folk. You can see a bottle of it near the TV in this picture. >>708537204 is right, but it's pretty much a black or white trash thing. A couple years ago some hipster foodie blog posted about it and white homosexuals started drinking "bulletproof" coffee. It doesn't taste good or anything.
>>708541350
Forgot my picture
>>708534613
No wonder they're all fat as fuck.
>>708535166
>people who need to validate their masculinity with black coffee
Dubs checked, though.
>>708541509
>fat
>from the diarrhea water
>>708541145
South east U.S. reporting in. (GA) We enjoy eating grits, and gravy with biscuits, but God damn boy, I ain't never heard of anyone putting butter in their coffee. What are you, a god damn heathen, boy?
>>708534613
Cream butter or oil butter? Cream I can understand....but I've never seen this done before. Sounds French to me
I didnt know that americans put butter in their coffee. wow so gross
>>708534613
Yea nigga, it's bretty good for you if you use unslated butter, it's a good way to get a bit of fat in your diet and avoid any unecessary carbs.
Also one would put the coffee n butter in a blender and blend it, not just plonk butter into their coffee.
>>708534613
Quarry is a good show.
>>708534613
WHAT THE FUCK im in 95% way to barf
>>708541602
i also hate adding anything to coffee or tea and its not to brag about but i just hate it , for example sugar and cow juice are disgusting
>>708538097
He is right you know.
My 8KG bag of mutant mass has so many buzzwords and ingrediants that they "invented".
Still makes me big though.
Canadafag here. Butter with coffee? That is mad.
A fair bit of American food doesn't appeal to me. I don't like grits, I don't like the stuff you call gravy, and holy shit the chewy rubber you call American Cheese is terrible.
All that being said, you guys tend to know how to put together a tasty meal, so long as you stick to normal food. Deep fried butter was a good call too, buds.
I like my breakfast to look like pic related- and yes that's tea in the back there.
>>708540646
Actually I just figured you fags were super easy to bait and you just proved my point SO hard.
>>708534817
I'm American and I like salted butter in my coffee, but instead of being a sugarcane-sucking Southerner, I put (real fucking) maple syrup in my brew.
Care to guess which state I live in? Eh?
>>708542910
The Denny's special
This is a troll post.
>>708534613
I put butter in my coffee if I'm out of coconut oil. But I'm also keto, so that's why.
>>708535166
coffee is for fags though
No we don't.
>>708543361
>maple syrup in coffee
Jesus christ anon. I'm disgusted but intrigued, I might just try that, consider here in Canada we have great syrup.
>>708540879
Sorry!
damn auto correct, I meant to say takoyaki
>>708541155
>tfw my mother fell for this and started buttering her morning coffee
>>708535418
>neck bward
>bward
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>708543867
I only use the finest of syrups... I'm dead serious about my salty sweet coffee game. So, naturally I use Canadian syrup! Sometimes I even wash it down with a Kraft Dinner ;3
>>708543626
Underage fag detected
>>708534817
>yfw
>>708535377
Get the fuck off my continent this wouldnt happen if the führer was still here
>>708534819
Butter is just heavy cream / milk that is whipped around like crazy for a bit.... Its how you fucking make butter. There is literally no difference between a pad of butter and a little bit of cream in your coffee.
>>708534613
If you did this to a perfectly good cup of coffee in my country, you would be beaten up right there and then.
Even my wife and grandma would beat you like a runaway slave after shit like that and they don't usually approve any violence. How do I know? I just asked them...
I would understand a line of coke, ounce of weed or even the spoonful of heroin with your coffee... Bit that shit you do, is just wrong. I hope some fucking Ahmed Abdul Kadir Muhamad Muhammad Muhammad Ibn Naqir from Al Nusra blows few more towers again in murrica after this shit.
>>708534613
>>708534721
>>708534778
>>708534839
>>708534817
>>708534817
People call it BulletProof coffee and here in Cali it is getting alot of followers.
They say the cholesterol in morning stimulates system to loose weight and keep arteries clean
>>708535082
>>708534721
BulletProof Coffee*
>>708544687
>The post that saved this thread
>>708542804
preferring things one way or another doesn't mean anything, it's when someone uses it to deal with their own insecurity that it becomes pathetic.
take big beards for example. if someone just likes having a beard, fine, no problem there. however if they grow a big taliban looking fur factory just to feel manly, they're the exact opposite. that just means they're an insecure little bitch, desperately trying to feel tough, like this guy: >>708535166
>>708544784
>alot
>loose
fucking kill yourself retard
>>708534613
someone lied to you.
>>708535166
>i'm insecure about my own masculinity
>i try to feel more manly by drinking ground up beans in boiled water in a specific way
>>708544784
I want to nuke fucking retard California soooooo bad right now... thanks for reminding me you're all worthless down there.
>Still haven't even legalized weed...b-but Bullet Coffee is hella tight
Run while you can, anon. California must be erased.
>>708545075
fucking newfag
>>708544355
You've got me craving some KD now, bud.
Then thank god im australian
>>708544784
Holy crap, and I thought Toronto was bad for hipster shit.
>>708534613
Butter, sour cream and chives in my coffee. Tastes great. Go America.
>>708534613
Amerilard here. I don't know if it's 'cause I'm from the south, but nobody here does that. I think it's as disgusting as the rest of you do.
Im american and I find that fucking disgusting
>>708536131
>Implying I don't
>>708545401
I am American poorfag, so it's IR for me tonight... And tomorrow...
>at least I have good coffee to keep me sane
>>708534613
fucking hell..yet another reason to be glad i'm asian.
butt coffee...it's butter toffee you fat fucks!
>>708544836
It's called buttermud literally everywhere else homo autisticus
>>708545694
No Bacon bits and shredder cheddar?
Gtfo my country you Muslim scum!
>>708543361
Fuckin yooper. Stop sucking your brother's dick for a minute and learn to not waste good maple syrup on this type of shit.
>>708545245
pretty much spot on for bellingham. I'm there right now
>>708546190
holy kek
>>708546005
i applaud you being an ass-plugging aficionado but no, there's no such thing.
>>708537886
ur kid's gonna get the fucking b&hammer m8; get him off the fucking ipad
>>708546437
>He doesn't know what search engines are
>>708546254
Nigra I go hawd on my beans doe... I even grind my own.
Try it yourself with cheap syrup and cheap beans, and you're guaranteed to be drinking a cup of cat shit.
Also, salty coffee is what makes Maple syrple ideal.
>>708541145
NE is full of faggots and libberals.
>>708546604
search engine for enjoying large things in your rectum??
>horyshiet.bmp
California - be me, around 1974, at a coffee shop in a small town in central CA., see an old geezer dump a spoonful of butter into his coffee cup. Ask Dad, he says some of the old timers do that. Butter is like cream to some folks.
Does nobody get that this is a simpsons reference?
Can you even mix butter with coffee?
Or is it like oil and water?
Still... sounds nasty
I've only seen people who are intermittent fasting do this. I have put cannibutter in mine to get high.
>>708534613
the fuck ive never heard of this.. shitll make you fat
708546767
(You)
>>708546810
THIS.
Fucking this.
Is how you butter your coffee.
>>708545308
nice try kid.
>>708534613
it's a weight loss fad started by a company called Bulletproof Coffee.
>>708535186
From France can confirm. Mayo and semen.
>>708539627
Leet 4chin haker.
Whoop de fuck.
>>708547921
Snort.
>>708544687
Then how come when you freeze it or let it sit it doesn't turn into milk/cream?
>literally
Fukin cancr.
>>708546803
Kinda, the recommendation is to "blend until frothy".
>>708538469
bepis
>>708534613
Someone mentioned that to me yesterday. Said it had to do with the way the caffeine fuses with the fat so it keeps you awake for a long time without a crash.
>>708549481
I'm willing to bet the people who drink this end up with terrible acne.
>>708534613
Fucking disgusting!
>>708534613
I can't stand coffee alone. I prefer latte, specially 1/4 coffee, 3/4 milk, a just little bit of sugar, but never a full spoon or equivalent.
>>708535186
Do you add white flags into it aswell?
>>708535455
it is you mongoloidic moron
>>708535590
>saturated fat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturated_fat#Cancer
>>708534613
I'm an American coffee drinker and I've never heard of this. I'm NOT from the south.
>>708550131
I spit in your coffee. Go find a nice pansy drink like Perrier or something.
>>708550248
No, it ain't.
>>708550669
I'm from the south and I've never heard of this.
>>708551292
yes it is
>>708551372
Its not alcoholic. And it can be made right away. Fermentation takes time. Be dumb somewhere else.
Butter coffee could explain why you people are all so fucking fat.
>>708551723
>he's actually falling for the bait
>>708551204
Keep your turd-flavoured brown drink for yourself, moron.
>>708551892
I know you're retarded, I don't want you infectious
>>708551921
Keep your hoity toity shit to yourself, fart sniffer
>>708551817
>fat makes you fat
>thinking something you put in your face directly becomes part of you
I guess someone on dialysis should just eat liver. And you need to eat more brain.
Carbohydrates make you fat, stupid. fat makes you burn fat.
>>708553240
>I just said the opposite of everything that exists because the Atkins diet is more true than everything.
Meathead logic.
ITT: Euro faggots acting like Americans.
>>708534613
Americans don't do this. It was a stupid gimmick from some coffee company.
>>708553523
>eight people already said this
Goo jawb.
>>708534817
Everyone around me drinks coffee except for me and I've never even heard of this until today.
Can I have the last posts you turd gobbling homos? Most diets are shit. But staying away from bread, red meats, dairy, and sugar will show improvement in two weeks. ESP if you cut out all sugar
>>708553947
All carbon chains like dextrose, lactose, and sucralose can not be fully digested. This is what leads to radical buildup we call "fat".
>>708554136
Exercise is semi important, but actually NOT a huge factor. Sunlight and fresh air, however are extremely important.
>>708554295
Digestive enzymes and probiotics are your friend. Pricey probiotics are expensive piss unless you're very sick. And take a fucking daily vitamin. If you're a guy, make sure it has zinc.
>>708534613
No one does this anywhere.
>>708534613
Part of the newest fad diet. It's supposed to curb your hunger and promote body metabolism to burn fat. It does neither and just makes you fat, gives you the shits, and ruins your cholesterol.
Enjoy the diabetes bulletproof fags!
>>708553500
You made a point on my side then went ad hominem. Pretty sure i won that exchange.
>>708554495
All plastics, soaps, cleaning chemicals, cat litter, most treated water...kills your immune system and makes these digestive issues something your body can't handle. If you want results, avoid synthetic things. Even rayon clothes and sealed pillows set people off. You just don't realize it because you're numb to the environment. Be good faggots.
