Hey /b/, who's your favorite wrestler?
I'll start, mine is The Grand Presentation
Your mom
>>708505510
I loved the group The ForceField
Rock Hard Scott Anton
It's hard to go wrong with the Boulder. Does anyone think he looks like Dwayne Johnson?
I loved The Path Fighters
Can't forget the one and only DJ Fashion
Cant forget threefold-after G
Keking like never before at this thread
>>708506705
Ah yes, aka The Leisurely Activity, 8/10, good worker, bright future
I always loved the extreme fighter.
The Police
James Ellsworth
Unruly toddy hose was a great wrasler
>>708505510
Gotta be shockmaster
The coroner was always my favorite :D
The Stone
Steve Stevenson.
Walking Stick was always my favourite
love becky
Dave Flash
Recent James
this faggot
OH MY GOSH JEREMY LEGISLATION ITS BEAM MYSTERIOUS WITH HIS PATENTED POST CODE PUNCHER
these guys
>>708506152
The Who?
NWO Wolfpack
>>708507568
the contract killer brent cardio
>>708507780
>>708507798
Overrated
Reggie the edgy
considerable kale was a force to be reckoned with
Exam
The Brooklyn Brawler
Eurofag reporting in - what percentage of wrestling is real/fake and is actually every single 'fight' staged?
>>708507798
>BEAM MYSTERIOUS
Heh
The family man.
>>708507136
Kek!!!
Mr. Onederful
The Conquistadors
Bug Bite
Tito Santana
>>708508516
Too soon
SilverIce
>>708505510
The underwriter
>>708508516
whats sad is he only had one title reign.. poor rick bennett.
The Devil Music Public Transit Authority was my faves.
>>708508735
I thought that was the OverGiver?
>>708505510
I like captain insaneo
>>708508798
That's his twin brother
Sp00ky skelly
>>708508474
If it's on TV at all, then it is all planned out. All matches are predetermined and most of what is said is from a script. The rings are on springs and the moves are specifically designed not to hurt you opponent.
That being said, people do get really hurt, even die, and wrestlers will get pissed off and intentionally try to fuck up matches and storylines.
Andy The Tuff Guy
Negroid
>>708508837
Good ol' Dick Crass
>>708505510
Mine is Jessie the body Ventura
>>708508516
Winrar
>>708507545
You mean Rebecca Hanganigger?
The ambassador of /b
>>708508925
Pro wrestling stopped pretending to be "real" about 20 years ago. WWE openly acknowledges that it is all scripted and predetermined.
Ace "The Mind" Ventura
>Mfw this whole thread.
Thanks anons. Not often I kek this hard
The SJW
>>708505510
You fuckin idiot his name was THE BIG SHOW
Do you even kno ur wrestling?
>>708509140
Ok, so how do they determine the winner? Whoever pays the most or something?
>>708509297
It's entertainment. The storyline/script is written by the writers, the wrestlers are stuntmen who are trained to make it look as real as possible. If you wanna watch real wrestling then watch grecco roman or freestyle wrestling.
what the hell is wrong with you people. Doesn't anyone here watch wrestling? You guys are fucking morons! IS IT THAT HARD TO LOOK UP THE CORRECT NAMES OF WRESTLERS?
>>708508474
Almost all matches are rehearsed and blocked out before hand, just like any other stage show.
One of the reasons a lot of wrestlers have long hair is to cover their faces as they tell each other the next part of the match, during the match.
>>708509297
It is a tv show. They write it. Like, Big Bang Theory with niggers and steroids.
Daddy Issues
>>708509385
>>708509423
>>708509474
Thanks for the info /b/ros
>>708509474
Quote of the week motherfucking KEK!
>>708509284
>>708509396
Keep trying samefag, it'll be funny soon.
>>708509297
They have a constantly changing story line, but the guys who get "pushes" and win more matches are the ones whose characters are most popular with fans. Basically.
Hot Scotland, hawaii tits and the karate kid
Captain Isano shows no mercy.
>>708509396
Juggalo found
>>708509509
Actual wrestling is boring as fuck though. There are no flashy moves like in the WWE, it's mainly about pinning your opponent to the ground and fucking him in the ass.
The Reality King
>>708509284
>triggered
Danny Bonaduce
I liked the Pythagoras Theorem
the game
Lady blowjob.
Loved her special move death by deepthroat
>>708509140
No. Wrestling has been scripted since the 1940s when they reformatted the presentation for television. People were walking out when it was legitimate, since there were some matches on record as lasting three hours at the time. Remember too, this was before strikes or throws were really introduced, just straight up grappling for over an hour.
It was adapt or perish, and they adapted by making it like other TV shows. People had characters now, starting really with "Classy" Freddie Blassie, "Gorgeous" George, and "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers. There were others like Antonino Rocca, Lou Thesz, and Duke Keomuka, but they weren't as outspoken.
The wrestling we know today was really molded first by those names mentioned, but it took off with guys like Dusty Rhodes and "Superstar" Billy Graham with larger than life personalities being dominant over actual wrestling credentials.
It hasn't been "real" for nearly 70 years, and those who tell you otherwise are just trying to work you. I say this as someone who wrestled in the most minor of promotions, and even at that level it's scripted.
>>708509998
Didn't she decide to get really fat and do porn, then she died from overdose on cocaine or some shit later on in her life?
>>708509701
Ben Brazzers owns his own weed shop now.
>>708509998
>says gif
>doesn't do gif things
Much dissappointment.
Lexi belle
flipping ponytail stoner is really good
>>708510024
I meant they dropped keyfab.
>>708509396
This is the guy every girl gets "saved" from at the bar.
Lrn2comedy faggot
What the fuck is wrong with you all. All these wrestler names are WRONG! Do you have a memory span of a goldfish?? The names are: The Big Show, Shamus, the Rock,triple h and so much more!
Gargantuan Straw Bales.
One for the older britfags
>>708510024
>>708510143
I meant they dropped Keyfab in that it was the mid to late 90s when they began openly admitting that it was all a work
I know wrestling has been scripted since at least the 30s.
Tassel Man
>>708510237
Alright, I'll bite your bait just so you could realise how unfunny you are and fuck off.
You don't get it dude! They're doing it in reverse so they could fool people newfag!!!!!
Emerald Eric Sheet
Strong Man Randall Solemn for me.
>>708510382
even replying
The Canadian Fantasy, Dirty Streets
The Punks
>>708510343
It was actually in 1989 but close enough
>>708510641
Right, with the steroid case.
come on you fucking Jabronis
>>708510801
Oooh I forgot about the Steel Oil Baron
>>708510736
Wait so your saying the Hulkster didn't get his 24 inch pythons from eating right and getting a good night's rest?
>>708510801
Ran Arnderson GOAT
Duck Dynasty
>>708510801
Is that Bronze Shrek?
>>708510875
You forgot the prayers and vitamins.
chief-jay-strongbow
>>708509848
Kek
>>708511013
Blast Mistletoe
Nigger with a Bird
Feathery Boa Man! He's always been my favorite. WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN THE 24 INCH PENIS RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!???
>>708507215
Leafy?
Super Mario
The Wet Pink One
The creature in flesh
>>708511822
Winner.
>>708507366
Mr. Toothpick
>>708511107
there is a good documentary about him on Netflix worth the watch
Harambe.
Captain Breast Cancer Awarenesa
WINRAR
>>708512234
KEK
The Fortified Hooligan
>>708506293
kek
The Nigger Shooter
>>708509629
remember when that fat fuck would sit on mens faces and no one thought that was gay?
>>708509629
>hawaii tits
Fuck you I'm in school and lost my shit when I read this
Hunting Guy
Mr. Fail
Handsaw Jeff Reagan
>>708505510
I like my wrestling like i like my breasts: Real not FAKE.
Chipotle
The Millenials
Battleship
>>708513645
You've never felt fake tits. Til then, sit down, bitch.
Im quite sure you were a shit wrestler as well
Tremors
>>708514018
Kek!!!>>708514018
Debo
The Honey Pots
>>708514132
Wrestled for Virginia Tech on a scholarship. The only tits you've felt is your Mom's, go back to your basement fag.
American Heart Association
>>708513645
No one gives a fuck about real wrestling
Whigger
The GOP
>>708507758
Kek
The Rock Official
Hugh G. Mungus
tell me you didn't love this creepy bastard
>>708508725
heh
>>708514919
Noone gives a fuck about you. BTFO!
>>708505510
I seriously find the lack of Macho Man in this thread disturbing
>>708509506
Yep
>>708515686
nigga blew gold sand in peoples faces. Ofcourse I liked him
>>708507606
Is this real?
>>708515932
His finisher was literally just kicking guys in the balls. Golddust rules
the family man
>>708516508
Goldust? You mean shiny residue
>>708508516
good ol Canadian Strangler
>>708508516
>>708517352
love Tony Danza
>>708507215
NO CHIN MUSIC!
>>708517556
great call, i kek'd, i really did
Can't believe no one has mentioned the Overgiver
What about the Bulk Began triplets?
>>708517556
AND THATS THE BOTTOM JAW
CAUSE CHIN BONES WONT GROW
>>708510341
Sizeable Parent was way better than him
Silky Smooth Lana Galveston says,
Can you see what you're microwaving?
Soshee 'The Horst' Savings N Loan
>>708516197
is this?
Royce Gracie
>>708516694
Kek shiny residue
>>708518826
Osssss
>>708518826
He sure gets his ass beat a lot, for someone who's supposed to be grear
>>708518262
Underated
Why don't you faggots watch a real sport? Ripped male actors rubbing up against each other wearing fucking speedos.
It's basically poorly directed soft core porn,
>>708521121
YO DID YOU JUST CALL WRESTLING GAY BRO
DONT YOU KNOW THE ROMANS USED TO WRESTLE?
ROMANS CANT BE GAY BRO
srsly tho, good job, you came up with some real original complaints there. You will never know the joys of wrestlekino
Delete yourself fam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM9ESD-XRJg
>189 / 110 / 87 / 8
>not a single anon has picked The Lovelorn Adolescent Sean Mikels as their favorite
You guys have shit taste.