What would you put in my girls holes? Can be anything at all
>>708503444
Chinese firecracker!
And light the fuse of course...
>>708503444
trips
>penis
>>708503498
Alternatively, how about an egg? Put an egg inside and kick her in the cunt, shattering the egg. Watch mix of egg white, egg yellow, and blood pour out.
>>708503444
Cactus in that banged-up lookin pussy
>>708503498
Awesome
>>708503608
I like this idea
>>708503444
An Allen wrench and a tube of toothpaste.
>>708503444
can i infiltrate your gf
A peeled carrot , take a bite out of it after
>>708503498
>>708503608
Another idea I just had: Stuff a deflated football inside her ass with a cord securely attached and hooked up to a pump. Inflate the football insider her ass and then pull on the cord really hard, pulling out the football and ripping her asshole apart in the process. Oh, and make sure to capture on HD video in slow motion.
>>708503723
Nice
>>708503736
Of course when would you like to?
>>708503828
Tasty I mighty try that on her tonight actually
>>708503958
Fuck yah I would love to see you do that to my girl
>>708503444
Penis, fingers, face. I would definitely do dogs in a tub with her.
Anyone else have any ideas I could try?
>>708504358
Love it
>>708503444
My heart
>>708503444
30 small marbles
>>708504434
Now I really like that idea
Hers another of her gaping pussy
>>708503444
I'd put my dick in, ofc. Where do you live, I could do it right now.
>>708504835
Illinois
>>708503444
>>708504558
I would happily fuck your girl. I wouldn't even wear a condom, I'd want to fill her pussy with my cum. I'd love to make her my cumdump while you watch me fuck her. Would be hot to fuck her from behind.. slamming into her pussy relentlessly.. and when I was right about to cum, i'd look over at you and tell you I was going to cum then explode deep inside of her. I'd pull me dick out then have you watch my cum leak out of her. You'd need to see what a dirty whore your girl is and the fact that I just claimed her by cumming in her. Would be hot to use her.
>>708503444
my cum obviously
>>708504558
Stuff deflated beach ball in that pussy. Inflate it until she says no more. Fuck her in the ass for a bit and gape butthole with salad tongs.
Repeat step one but in her butthole. Now two inflated balls.
Take pics. Post.
>>708505052
Awesome I would love to watch that actually happen it's my dream to watch her getting destroyed would you fuck and fill her as too?
Scissors. One blade in the pussy, the other in the ass. Commence the unihole.
>>708504904
I lived in Chicago for 13 years. Fuck that place. The whole state is going bankrupt. Would have fucked your girl, though if I was still there.
>>708505160
I fucking love that I think that's my new favorite
>>708505210
If she'd be willing to suck me hard again after I blow my load in her pussy, i'd be more than happy to fuck her up the ass and cum inside of her asshole as well. I have always gotten hard thinking about fucking another guy's girl while he watches. That's just always been a big fantasy of mine, but generally most guys are too teritorial about their girl so I figured id would just remain as a fantasy. Knowing there is actually someone out there that WANTS other guys to fuck his girl turns me on.
>>708505334
Where are you now ?
>>708505130
Nice I would love to watch you blow your load in her
>>708505391
PNW. Taxes are still high, but the corruption is low. And you get a lot for what you pay in. That, and I'm a brewer, so it's a great place to be for that.
>>708505313
Nice
>>708503444
me.
not my dick but myself, over the course of several months i will slowly crawl inside there, stretching her as i go, it will be a long process,
start with my fist and work my way up to my arm, eventually get my other hand in there, work my other arm up into her.
then the hard part, i need to stretch her wide enough for my head
once my head is in i need to slowly work her down over my body until i am waist deep.
then i will reveal my ultimate form to the media, and ascend to become the god beast i deserve to be.
>>708505369
Hell yah she would sick you back hard in would love to see you fill both of her holes with your warm cum
>>708505335
Then you can make her get dressed and go to the store with you. Just knowing that she is walking around in public with her pussy and ass stuffed full and trying to act normal would be a huge turn on.
>>708503444
Op where in illinois, im in northern illinois. Wheaton to be exact.
>>708505691
Fuck yah that would be awesome
>>708505566
Nice
>>708505747
Peru
>>708505680
Wish we lived closer by each other. I'd come over whenever you wanted me to fuck her. Would love to make it a regular thing.
>>708505771
Yes it would.
Lots of lube.
You're welcome.
>>708503444
>>708505900
I would love to make a regular thing also
>>708505931
Thanks man i loved it if you think of anymore post them
>>708506069
Glad I made you day lol
>>708505885
If you want op i coudl drive out there and fuck her for you
>>708503444
Pinocchio's nose
>>708506508
Pics of you to show her and how old are you and are you std free?
>>708506588
Haha nice
Fuck dat cute little asshole and pump it full of cum
>>708506659
I would love to watch you fill her full odd cum
Bump for my girls holes
Last bump keep it going guys
>>708506224
After you get her back home inflate more. When she says no more deflate and double fisting time. Make a video.
Profit? ??
>>708507587
You might be on to something there
Ghost pepper
>>708503444
>>708504558
Have any other pics of your girl? Would love to see more. Full body shot, face, tits, whatever.
How about yourself guys make fun of my girls loose gaping pussy
>>708507994
This sharpie in pooper
>>708507994
Dignity
>>708507985
Here's an old one
>>708507985
Clean shaved fresh out of shower from last week
>>708508108
Nice THE Big one
>>708508198
Thanks man. Shes got a great body. Nice fucking tits too! So I have to ask, how many guys have you had her fuck while you watch? How many guys have blown their loads inside of her? Does she ask you if she can fuck other guys or do you ask her to do it? How often do other guys fuck her? Ever worry about pregnancy from guys cumming in her?
>>708503444
Christ Jesus. Only he can fill those holes.
>>708508373
We haven't done it yet just talked about it but we are looking for a guy or a few to fuck her while I watch
>>708508257
Nice pussy! damn, I wish she'd lower that down on my cock and ride me. Would love to see her titties bouncing in my face.
>>708508570
She might if you are near IL
>>708503444
>>708504558
>>708507994
>>708508164
>>708508198
>>708508257
I'm in Illinois but I doubt she'd fuck me. I'm in my late 30's and I'm a BIG dude. I'm 6'9" 340 lbs. I have long hair and a long beard. I basically look like I stepped out of a 1970's time portal. I'm probably not her type.
>>708508921
That's even better are you well hung?
>>708509061
I know i'm pretty much the stereotypical "Oh he must have a huge cock", but I really don't. I'm not small or anything, but i'm not huge either. I'm a good solid 7 inches long when fully hard.
>>708509585
ahahahahahha bro why the fuck do you choose to look like this
>>708509664
I prefer long hair and I like beards. As for my weight? Not really a choice. I don't eat much, but I've just always been a bigger dude. *shrugs*
>>708503444
The barrel of a shotgun
>>708509585
Hell yah man I think she would love for you to fuck her holes were are you located?
>>708503444
id put a knex in there.
like a yellow one.
>>708508257
Damn, I want to eat that then fuck it. Nice lips, would play with them all day.
>>708503444
>What would you put in my girls holes?
1. My cock.
2. My cum.
>>708509858
Nice
>>708509917
Then would you take it out an lick it?
>>708509901
Won't give exact location due to many people being assholes on this website. But, I'm in southern Illinois. What area of Illinois are you in? Also, you both are of legal age, yes?
>>708509918
She would let you do all of that and I would watch
>>708509585
show cock
>>708509931
And I would love watching every minute of you doing it
>>708510056
Peru/Lasalle and yes we are both legal
>>708510247
I'm about 4 hours and 22 minutes away from you. That's actually not too far. Probably the closest i've ever been to anyone i've ever known online. Kinda cool. So this could be a reality sometime in the near future. Would definitely want to communicate with you guys through email off of this site before we did anything. Might sound odd, but i'd wanna get to know you both. Not sure I could just come there and fuck her. Think it'd be a little awkward. I've never done anything like this before, but it's always been a massive fantasy of mine.
>>708510191
I'd love having you watch while I fucked her and cum inside of her. Is she on the pill? If not, woudl you be worried about me knocking her up?
>>708510478
Yes we would definitely have to email but let me ask her and I will get back to you
>>708510573
Pill
>>708503444
A kitchen sink
>>708510658
Fair enough. I'll be on here for a little while longer. If you wanna exchange emails, let me know. Nothing has to be rushed, even if you both wanted to get to know me over an extended period of time, that's fine. Hell, i'd prefer it that way anyway.
Dragon dildos
>>708510478
>>708510573
>>708510056
>>708509585
>>708508921
This guy is gonna get raped, then murdered, then raped, then cut into pieces, then burned.
Don't do it man, this is /b/, you're gonna get raped or something
>>708511064
Lol
>>708511064
You're probably right.
>>708511170
>>708511347
Glad to see I'm not the only one thinking it. Someone screencap this, I've called and I want to brag about it in the future
>>708511064
>>708511170
>>708511347
>>708511760
Yeah, you're definitely not the only one thinking it. I mean really... psycho murderer comes on /b/ knowing it's a bunch of horny guys... "oh yes.. cum and fuck my girl... by all means I want to watch"... WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?? That's the biggest catfish ploy i've ever seen in my life.
To the guy waiting to see if he'll let you fuck his girl?
>Pic related!!!
>>708510868
Sounds good man
>>708503444
Anymore of your girl OP?
> The Year of Our Lord 2016
> Believing that a guy just happens to want you to go fuck her hot girlfriend while he watchs
> On fucking /b/
> mfw
nothing. i would have respect to you and your women, and not put anything inside her.
think she could take my cock, OP? :)
>>708512662
too small
>>708512328
Yes old ones
>>708512662
Don't know it would be tough for her but she might be able to handle it
>>708503444
Anything? Well then... I would have her lay back onto her back... then hike her legs up over her head so her ankles were on either side of her head, kind of arching her back so her pussy was in the air... I would have her spread it WIDE open... then I would get use her rear end as a chair and sit on her pussy and proceed to take a massive shit inside of her pussy. I'd love to use her as a toilet. Once her pussy if full of shit, I would then use my shit as lube and fuck her until I came in her shit filled cunt.
>>708512800
>>708509585
It's the Amazing Atheist.
>>708512921
Fuck yah that just made me hard thinking of you doing that to my girl
>>708512975
Close. I'm agnostic.
>>708507994
You call that gaping?
>>708503444
Batman
Hotsauce.
>>708513175
Very nice the most I can get in her is all 5 fingers and most of my hand she just can't get past my knuckles so close though is that your girl?
>>708513277
That might tingle her ass hole a little
>>708513356
Yea, try latex gloves and lube.
>>708513187
Lol
>>708513429
I will try that next time thanks any more of her?
>>708503444
the head of a snake, then id put a black wig on her head and call her goku
>>708513519
I have a few videos but I'm not 100% sure how to convert to webm
>>708513639
Ahh ok
>>708512662
RIP my gfs pussy
>>708511064
do it and send pics of you being raped and murdered
>>708513187
>>708513639
Search for WebMConverter on Google, works like a charm.
>>708513868
>>708513437
>>708513187
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb
>>708503498
Seems OP ha already done that, see >>708504558
>>708504558
How old is your gf OP? How many dicks did she fuck before you? You seem to have a nice dick seeing that gaping hole, would love to swap gf's some day.
>>708514879
Hell yah she's 19 do you have any other of your girl?
>>708514879
Only 1 before me but he only fucked her ass
>>708515080
Was he Brazilian or something?
>>708515005
I got plenty. Nice age, mine is 28. You like her?
OMFG who can possibly believe all this? Then again, the plot thickens
>>708515148
Nope she would only let him in her as because he didn't have a condom and she didn't want to get pregnant she was young and dumb that was 3 years ago
>>708515234
Hell yah any ass or pussy close up?
>>708515328
That's actually pretty smart and hot too tbh. She still sees the guy?
>>708515513
No it was 3 years ago before we started dating
These are ones she just sent me 5 minutes ago
>>708516037
>>708516037
Another
>>708509585
>6'9
>barely taller than stall door
Lul I'm 6'5 and can confirm that you are close to my height or shorter.
>>708516037
Nice tits and a nice firm ass. Share more if you have.
>>708516171
Lol
>>708516171
>Too short to even realise it's not a door
>>708516358
Just some older ones
>>708503444
I'd be sucking and licking that pussy only to lead me finger her to her orgasm. After that I'd bury my cock deep inside blow my load and use the dripping cum as lube to fuck her ass
>>708516358
>>708516429
Post 'em if you like
>>708516358
More of her ass for you
>>708516666
Ouch
>>708516714
Nice pic. You fuck her in the ass often? Any of her having something in her pussy or asshole?
>>708516499
Dam I fucking love it would you cum again in her asshole?
>>708516813
Yes luckily for me in do get to duck her ass often and no good pics just one of my dick before it went in
>>708516661
>>708517060
Another
>>708516935
Nice bro, I would fuck her ass senseless and DP her with your dick in her pussy. Share more please
>>708512662
Would love to see my girlfriend get filled by your dick
>>708516813
Closes I have
>>708516842
Oh yeah and after that you can lap up her dripping cunt and make it wet enough for her to ride me reverse cowgirl so you can look her in the eyes
>>708516395
It's called a stall door you fucking inbred.
>>708517286
Fucking love it keep going
If this happens my fucking god. I love the internet.
>>708517492
Lol
>>708517665
More of her
>>708517761
Another
Keep them going guys
>>708517803
You like to get involved or you just like the idea of your girl getting fucked like the little slut she is?
>>708509585
the typical 4chan virgin what i imagine they look like.
long hair, beard, over weight, baggy shirt, baggy pants, ugly blue color jeans that you would wear in middle school.
>>708518110
Either way I like both but would rather just watch
Bump for my girl anyone else?
>>708511064
rollin' for this
>>708520082
still here
fapped and camed
>>708520881
Awesome what picture did you cum too?
Keep it alive anons someone else has got to want to do something to my girls holes
>>708521826
Let's hit 200 with this one
>>708521826
Fucking corn husking stump jumping idiots, you halfwit cow fuckers that think you're southern make the actual south look bad.
>>708503444
The first 10 inchs of my stihl 441's guide bar and chain. Just sayin one big hole is better than 2 small holes.
>>708523238
Lol
>>708523458
Hell yah that's what im talking about
Id stick a fuel pump in her ass and fill her up $50 worth, then id make her squat over a fire with her hands above her head, when she starts shitting out petrol i'll jump on her back and ride her to space
>>708524439
Lol
>>708503444
Stick your fingers in her ass and and show us that gape op
>>708525233
I will try tonight if it happens I will definitely post
Only 10 more replies to 200 let's keep it alive
>>708503444
put a piece of peeled ginger root in her ass
>>708526233
Where would I find that lol
>>708526286
grocery store probably, thats where i get it, your welcome
>>708526484
Nice looks like fun I just Google it
Wow, nice
maybe toilet brush
>>708526910
OP here do you Iike my girl?
>>708527147
I like that idea
my bookshelf
yeah, she's hot
>>708527283
Don't think that would fit lol
My foot
>>708503444
My dog's cock
>>708527384
Thanks she's a freak too I love it what would you do to my girl if you had the chance
>>708527664
That might fit with a ton of lube and some work
A pocke th pussy cause that things wrecked
>>708503444
Anything at all?
I would put a pocket universe in there, that would allow me basically infinite storage space and like, a great place to go relax or escape from the real world.
"I'll call you tomorrow Bob, I'm having a bit of a Vagcation, ifyouknowwhatimean."
>>708527715
Hell yah she would take it like a Champ
>>708527896
Nice
>Nuw Ch@n Open.
http://adult-club.pw
>>708527920
Awesome
>>708503444
We r w8ing 4 photos m8
>>708505052
>make eye contact with a dude right when you cum
dude, that's literally gay
>>708528490
I've already dumped all that I have this is the only one I didn't
>>708528681
Not when he's fucking my girl for me
Bump for my girls holes
>>708503444
>>708529601
Ouch
>>708512662
i would love to watch my gf struggle to take all of that, and then id eat all your cum out of her
>>708512662
a bit thin...
>>708503444
a wii controller
>>708503444
Ottawa illinois reporting in
>>708530082
That should work
>>708529825
I'm op that is not my cock but he sure has a long one
>>708530172
Awesome you are the closest so far
>>708530172
What would you do to her?
>>708529825
agreed... "struggle" is the right word because that much cock would destroy my gf
>>708531177
Nice op here is that your girlfriend? If so do you have any more pics?
>>708503444
broken glass and HIV
>>708503444
My Colon
>>708532344
Lol
>>708532179
Is she your girlfriend?
>>708503444
My dick
>>708532920
Which hole would you cum in?
Do you think we can make it to 300 let's try where are all the anons
Looks like it might finally die she had a good run any last minute replies
>>708503444
A fish hook :D
This
>>708534643
How about a anal hook?
>>708534722
Is that piss if so awesome she would love your warm piss in her asshole
>>708503444
first name?
>>708534850
A mixturr
>>708534871
Brooke
>>708534940
Even better
Bump
Looks like no 300 on this one may be next time I guess
Keep it alive for another hour to 1.5 hours and I will reward you anons with fresh panty pics from her dirty laundry when I get home
>>708503444
a fuckin lizard
>>708503444
Is your girlfriend a horse? Why her pussy look like this?!
>>708537063
Now that would be a site to see
>>708534722
holy fuck your piss looks like mountain dew, this is your queue to stop living on msg and corn syrup, also drink so fucking water now and then.
>>708537221
Just the angle of the picture there are other pictures I posted that it looks normal like it really is this is just a weird angle
>>708509828
>As for my weight? Not really a choice.
>*shrugs*
>psh nothin personnel kid
>>708537560
Lol
>>708537967
>fat as fuck and knows he could be thinner if he ate less white castle and stopped taking his thinkpad to the toilet
I too, have crippling white privilege
>>708537967
Don't rattle big dogs cage lol
i would put my dick in her asshole.
where does your gf live?
>>708538621
And I would look to watch you do it would you cum inside her ass?
>>708538858
We live in Illinois
>>708539105
yes, and it leaks out. and then i go for another two rounds.
>>708539153
oh. too bad, i live a little further away.
>>708539200
Fuck yah I would love to watch your cum flow out of my girls holes
>>708539269
Dam
>>708539364
yep, and then i would fuck her missionary style.
>>708539538
That's her favorite she loves when my cock rides her clit
>>708513175
Dude wtf why does your dick have hair on it
>>708540571
can you post pics of her ass closeup?
>>708540780
this, op.
>>708540711
That's his fist lol
>>708540780
Just the ones I have already posted in hereby here there are a few of them mixed in
>>708503444
She has narrow hips and is pretty loose on the inside, right?
![57_9283b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KIE5MQd.jpg "57_9283b[1].jpg")
>>708503444
I'd stuff both holes with jingle bells. Every time she walks you hear her jingle.
>>708541401
Yes
>>708541411
She would love it she loves the holidays lol
>>708541461
which one?
>>708541621
Yes to both
So close to 300 let's keep it going anons
Any one else?
Like I said earlier when I get home in about 45 minutes I will post pics of her panties if you guys keep it alive
Watermelon
>>708544463
Would have to be a small one but I'm sure we could get it in her
