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>>708448233
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
カラミチーマス
Goodnight
Sup my niggas
Sachi is a slut
>>708456876
ANOTHER 2hu?
Mine
>>708455891
We do sleep together too, but we're definitely together awake!
And what of it?
God damn it
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
>>708456876
>>708457115
Stop with the pumpkins already you might annoy some kind of ancient powerful god.
Hello again everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>708457064
If Chen is still around, we have the whole Yalumo family
>>708457205
Yuuki!!!
>>708457111
She's mine and mine only, you are not to do such!
And you mustn't speak such things out in the open, even if they're dirty lies.
>>708457133
>*gives treat*
Good foxxy
Claimin Nonon!
>>708457417
Luluco!! How's it going?
>>708457290
You can't tell me what to do
>>708457501
She's mine and loves me! We love each other!
Nothing wrong with a slight hint at what we do. We're a married couple after all.
>>708457329
we have a Chen?
Wew
>>708457544
:3
>>708457617
Good watching some tosh.0 eating some cookies
>>708457655
Lets get festive
>>708457655
FOOL YOU
got lucky this time no ancient powerful beautiful god appeared.
>>708457838
How are you doing? :3
>>708457831
He was around earlier, not sure about now
>>708457838
Dude I haven't seen Tosh.0 in a while, I loved that show way back in the day.
>>708457714
Nonsense, clearly you want to take my life and i won't let you, phony!
It's not to be spoken!
Emilia
>>708458023
I don't have any more pumpkins
We got away with it
>>708457838
>>708458463
>>708457714
YOU FOOLS
>see picture
Post sad music
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=96HtY9XJSMA
>>708458208
Yeah they got a marathon so I'm just kicking it rn. How about you how was your day :3
>>708458051
Very good Nani hbu?
>>708457838
Festive Nui.
>>708458463
Why would I want your life? Mines better. I got Nui.
Why not speak it?
>>708458788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
>>708458843
Doing quite good. Cool toaster.
Goodnight thread
>>708458843
Is that a show about toast?
>>708458949
It was alright, I spent most of the day at work, now I'm typing up a report for statistics. My favorite parts of Tosh.0 are the web redemptions
>>708457838
Better festive Nui.
>>708458752
Nani!?
>>708458949
Nonsense, mine is the one with Nui.
You use it as a way to brag which shows you have no respect.
Anyway i must rest now, see ya kiddies!
calmed
>>708458949
Uhnf
>>708458970
Why thank you it cooks all my toast
>>708459025
It's a show about my bath tub waifu it's not just a toaster
>>708459103
Yeah mine too cutie pie but now they have web meetings and stuff I guess to broaden the amount of stuff they can get on the show
>>708459441
Hiiii, how are ya?
>>708459504
I had a toaster once.. It ran away.. :C
>>708458788
>>708459441
You say that, but she's here cuddling with me now.
Nothin wrong with a little bragging. Aint like Nui doesn't like to brag too. She's just a little more coy with it.
It only bothers you because you know it's true.
>>708460071
Oops
https://m.youtube.com/watch?
v=h0xLgdH0dP8
>>708459504
I've seen a few of those. They aren't as good as the live sketches with Daniel and the people in the web redemption, but they're still good.
>>708459796
Was going to rest.
>>708460304
Hey! now you're lewding her way too much.
It only bothers me because someone like you thinks you can lewd her out.
Such acts are unacceptable!
>>708457037
A cute!
>>708460979
I can be cute to :C
>>708460756
I get ur logic
Would you ever cat call a sweet honey?
>>708459796
That's why mine is bolted down
>>708460906
What is this "lewd her out"? Her lewd side is strictly mine to see!
I'm just tellin ya that it happens. Not what happens.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>708461213
I thought it about it, but I leave in a neighbor overseen by the WGATF (White Guys Against Toasters Foundation) contrary to their name, they seem to only be against Toaster harm. I.E. Bolting it down.
>>708460906
Oh why no rest if I may ask?
>>708461213
Probably not. Why do you ask?
>>708461392
Smuggaroni!
>>708461392
Nui, too, takes battles seriously.
>>708461336
Strictly me to correct you there, and you did treasure her you wouldn't speak of it to others like news.
>>708461420
Noise was bothering me, how are you?
>>708461569
Digi-sword!
What up?
>>708461983
Serious battles are super serious!
>>708462001
Quite well, interesting showdown going on between Nui and Nui, whatever happened to Mata Nui?
>>708462093
I'm fine, got home from work not too long ago. Yourself?
>mfw this thread
>>708462001
I treasure her more than anything! We're just not the most reserved quiet couple in the world. I don't think Nui is all that familiar with reserved or quiet, really.
>>708462221
*Between me, Nui's husband, and this other guy whose an imposter.
>>708462391
That's more complicated than the entire plot of Danganronpa.
>>708462627
"Me, Nui's husband," describes me, it is not three people
>>708461420
What about drowning them?
>>708461569
Jw haha it's in the episode I was watching
>>708462355
Studying for a 100 question practical test. Horray for medical stuff
>>708462221
He ain't a cute.
>>708462391
If that were true she'd not dare speak of you anyway!
>>708462760
Welll, more complicated than the entire plot of Diner's Drive In's and Dives?
>>708462810
Is OK but can result in a unnamed hamster's death somewhere in south Iowa.
QOTT: do you have plans for Halloween?
Yes besides trick or treating for free candy
>>708460979
Hi there. What's up?
>>708463034
Drowning myself in smoke, and sad music with Ryuko.
>>708462893
Goodness, hope you do well. That sounds miserable.
>>708463034
Not yet. My roommates and I may have a little party, but I have class the next day at 8am, so I'm not sure yet.
>>708462810
I figured that was why lol.
>>708463004
She does enjoy bragging about me. She's rather coy with it, but it's a heck of a lot lewder than anything I've said if ya read into it.
>>708463178
Gei. Go out have fun :p
>>708463024
Scree? Idk how I feel about a dying fluffer
>>708463343
Don't you even dare spread such lies!
>>708463435
Oh it will be fun though! We have a great time! And, thats the reason I dont drown toasters, I never want to risk a little fluffers life.. I just eat toast, and try to ascend to godhood ya know?
>>708463182
I survived the last one. I miss labs though. Now it's about 3hour lecture. With a '10 min' break. We could've test our blood and stuff
>>708463573
It's all truths. Every word of it.
Every. Word.
>>708461209
>Looks up art from Kuena.
>Can't find a picture of you.
Mfw.
>>708461392
I love you. <3
>>708463034
Nothing at the current moment, but plans might change.
>>708463169
Chose to leave the Discord because some of the guys in there were starting to piss me off.
>>708463735
You've gained the favor of this anon good Nani poster hope you two slay some dragons worthy of ur godhood. Dragons a better kill than fluffers imo
>>708463832
<3
>
>>708463832
Nonsense! don't even pretend such lies are true!
>>708464211
Awesome LuLuCo Senkets!
Thanks for the favor, and yeah little flufflers are wonderful, Dragons are cool sometime. So how has your day been?
>>708464045
I love you too <3
>>708464211
?
Well <3 anyway.
>>708464245
Don't even pretend you don't know you're Nuiless. She's with me!
>>708464418
P good I wish I had a console for games I don't have a single one
>not a single one!
>>708463792
Jeez. Longest class I've ever had was 1 hour 15 minute lecture. Fortunately CS majors don't have labs, or at least my school doesn't offer any.
>>708464805
If you could have any console what would you want? (I consider PC a console)
>>708464245
>>708464748
just admit you're waifu a slut
>>708464045
Hmm. Sounds fun, i suppose...
>>708464211
Don't fall for his lies!
>>708464748
You sit on a throne of lies as always.
>>708464919
A good pc nothing like letting a MOBA control your irl personality haha
>>708465362
I sit with Nui in my lap
>>708465395
I had friend, whom anytime he drove would refer to the driving lanes, in the style of MOBA lanes... Like if he went to the middle he would yell "GOING MID DON'T LET THEM GANK ME"
>>708464465
>I need to shop a (You) onto pic related sometime soon.
>>708465044
Not really, no.
Touhou is great. Remilia FTW
>>708465708
I'm convinced that you're not a liar now, just insane!
Claimed. Don't fucking touch.
>>708465787
Wow that's both original and priceless I never thought about it like that but now I might do it just to freak out passengers
>>708465814
Yeah probably not. Lol
>>708464821
Welcome to the medical field. This has been going on since the second week of semester. Dude labs are fun. Err, was fun. Get do plenty of hands on stuff. Got so excited for blood testing then suh said 'no we're rushing these chapters for a test and lemme add another chapter because why not?'
Funny guy, teach well, but we didn't need that
>>708465814
Who's stopping you? I don't think I've done that. Eh, I don't see the need since doing '>' would be enough
>>708466266
Night
>>708465936
Insane how? I have an insanely cute wife, so there's that.
sup faggalaggots????
>>708466613
You believe that you can speak of Nui in a lewd manner and think she's in your lap when she's in mine.
Anyway sleep for reals now, bye!
>>708466397
Haha, that'd be great!
>>708457046
Stee Lyn my lolololol
>>708466420
I doubt that you'd happen to use discord.
>>708466542
I suppose you're right.
>>708466542
I took an astronomy lab where we went to the school planetarium and look at the night sky, and we also had to go to an observatory to look at the sky through telescopes. The observatory part was cool, but the planetarium was boring because the professor spoke very dull and monotone, the room was warm in the afternoon, and they turned off all of the lights. I fell asleep numerous times lol
>>708467347
Shizuru#7621
I do, i just avoid large groups if i can.
>>708467458
7261
oops.
>>708466890
That's right anon, leave here here. We'll take good care of her
>>708467080
Third regalia <3
>>708467614
That sure is your favorite isn't it :3
Where's Koume, I need to cry about how my subwoofer is acting up and I've only had it for 4 hours.
>>708467735
Third regalia is the best as far as Nani goes but the interesting thing about it is that you don't really get to see it from behind. Beyond that I love her attitude between u n me she is best klk waifu :3
>>708468226
Yeah it is interesting leaves room in the imagination though haha! Don't let Ryuko let you type that :3
>gets to work
>gets put in a different location, more hands on experience
>Can't check phone for thread
Why even live
>>708467505
good....
>>708462380
what the fuck are you looking at nigger?
>>708468226
Woah fuk off
>>708467347
I'm not stopping you from doing it though lol
>>708467381
I ENVY YOU SO HARD. I BET THE NIGHT SKY WAS GLORIOUS. BEING ABLE TO SEE CONSTELLATIONS AND MUCH MORE. Lmao dude I wouldn't blame you. The tone he spoke, the nice room, the night sky etc. Perfect napping time
>>708468396
Poor Courtney. But your work is much more important dude
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>708468779
Oh it's you... I-I thought u were nice two definitely very best as well
Nui I love you
>>708468353
Riiiight
>>708468989
day-walker
>>708469034
I'm in the mood for cookies now..
>>708468707
Good to see mavis is up to the same old tricks
>>708468989
Hello smugs, how are you?
>is this where we start lewding?
>
>>708468989
DESPITE THE COLD FALL AIR IT WAS GREAT. Have a good night Smuggaroni!
I'm heading to sleep too, good night /waifu/!
>>708469034
That's better.
>>708469270
post lewds
>>708469347
Dis a nice Yuukers:3
>>708469191
Come on over pal bring a computer
>>708469367
Nui may not be as lewd in the anime but her ability to duplicate and be number one daughteru gets her mad love
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>708470468
>>708470170
I have had a lot of fun with clones.
>>708467458
Is it time to add the cute blonde loli bote?
>>708470539
hey it's tomoko the misfit. how are you?
>>708469270
howdy
Friendly reminder all Trigger waifus are loved by me with all my middle school heart
>>708470102
Fucking elitist memes.
>>708470973
Drunk. Still telling raunchy stories to get (You)s?
>>708470975
meh, not a fan. too young for my tastes, i did however like blackrock shooter, which had a middleschool hero.
>>708471095
i generally tell stories that make little sense and are usually very offensive.
>>708471390
Tell me a cute story.
>>708470975
>middle school heart
wanna erp?
>>708471581
No get out 4chan I have dark web body guards I'm in middle school get away
>>708471390
I'll check it out
> oldfag
>>708471512
it is late and i worked a million hours today so you're not getting my best. this is NOT oc.
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.
>>708471512
>>708472040
That wasn't cute at all.
Kinda reminds me of Who's on First.
>>708472175
Now what the fuck do you want?
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>708470539
>>708471730
Hello.
>>708472285
They probably just want to trigger you.
>>708470975
Lulu's pretty cute
alright i'm going to bed faggots, i gotta get up ass early.
>>708472418
I saw a pretty good Syndra play on a Pr0fe5510nal game and I gotta say, the right build and the right playstyle compliments her greatly. The player generally wrecked everyone.
>>708472455
Of course.
>>708472512
You could kill yourself.
>>708472418
Hi Syndra. Sleep well?
>>708472795
rude
>>708472957
Well you are bastardizing my waifu.
Why should I be kind to you?
>>708473072
>>708472957
>>708473072
Does it really trigger you that much?
It's just a joke.
>>708473072
It's not like you don't post lewds of your waifu.
>>708473629
It really does.
Her eyes are green. It's canon.
>>708473768
(You)
>>708473960
Dude. Calm down. You're yelling at a dude on the internet about what color your waifu's eyes should be. Maybe he prefers an alternate universe version with different eyes. You're acting like he misgendered you or something.
