Hey, I'm the bouncer at this party, if you wanna get in,
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Hey, I'm the bouncer at this party, if you wanna get in, you gotta get dubs or higher. Singles (who are not ready to mingle) will not be let in.
We got a tough crowd down here, let's see if you're up to the job.
iM UP FOR THE JOB
>in case i get doubles
my name is john pierre I live in rhode island pls let me in
I DEMAND ENTRY
And they don't stop comin and they don't stop comin...
I believe I've been here before, excuse me sir...
*tips $10*
>>708456792
I'll see if I got some dubs laying around
I look like a maniac, that's what they call me. Now let me in, my girl's in there.
I just went to get my keys in my Mercedes, can I come back in? My boy big hoss is down there and I got some things to tell him about life and not knowing what's gonna come through that door.
LET ME IN YOU WAGECUCK
'Scuse me man, I'll just be headed through here...
d:^)-C-c
Let me in you nignog
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Can't let you in, we got rules.
>>708457511
Right this way sir.
please lord kek?
>>708456792
Step aside fat shit the VIP has arrived
hUhUH
suck your dick
I don't want to go in
>>708456792
I left my dubs in the club last night can I just go in to grab them?
>>708456792
Yo sup man I've got some dank bud and a 24 pack of orange Fantana, can I come in?
>>708456792
Sir if you could please check 'em
>>708456792
I eat 3 like you for breakfast yiu midget.
Fuck off
Nigga plz
heres my dubs, bouncer sir
speak friend and enter?
>>708456792
Never made sense not to live for fun...
I got this.
hodor
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Enjoy, yourselves gentlemen.
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>>708458026
Can't let you in, club rules. If you left your dubs in the club, you would have a stamp. No outside food/drink.
Dont you know who I am?
I'm the guy bringing the "stuff", ok?
Outta my way ya brute
heres my stamp
>>708456792
Listen you fucking turd burglar get away from my room before I tell mom you are trying to tickle me and touch my boobs again.
Let me in faggot
call me opie cause i got this
>>708456792
Ayyyy Joey, how you been *hands 250* hell of a line you got, tell Nicky I got his stuff, see you around Joey
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Go on a head fellas.
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No.
Pls
>>708458116
im sorry if i must have disturbed you sir, but this is urgent, we need to bring this party to the net level, yo know what i'm sayin?
may I join the party? I brought cocaine
Yo man let me in
ayy yo vip comin through
>>708458200
LET ME IN
>>708456792
hey, uhh, yeah. >>708457511 said he would put me down as a plus one.
Let me in or else I'm telling
>>708456792
He sir can I please be allowed in with singles? I never get dubs.
Let me in or I bomb this place down
Role
>>708458252
Hey, sup? Can I join this gay ass party full of basement dwelling tards? We can talk about pony shit and traps...
>pats pockets and stares off into space confused and in a slight panic
Shit.. I know I've got them here somewhere..
Let me in you fat fuck.
move you fat fuck you're taking up my entire vision
>>708456792
Imma just.
>>708458609
Hold on, let me go out to my car. I think I left them in the glove compartment.
>>708456792
=3 rawr pls let me in! x333
>>708458676
*comes back
>>708458666
checked
Come on man I just want to get into the party
>>708458728
I left them at home, boss.. Can I still come in?
>>708456792
Here's my tri card. Now let me in
Wild mexican enters
>>708458772
Wait.. they're right here in my shirt pocket!
>>708458666
BETTER FUCKIN LET ME IN OP.
>>708456792
Let me in fagget
I don't even fucking want in your stupid party.
Over here gents...
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>>708458522
You just got VIP Lifetime Access:
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>>708458853
Can't let you in, you're not on the list.
>>708458817
You need to stop.
Who's gonna stop me?
>>708456792
like i would go to any party where youre the door man. i have an all access pass mother fucker
>>708458817
Wait.. that's just a receipt from target. FUCK
Let me in B0SS
>>708458899
You are truly worthy! Double dubs. Thank you bounca.
>>708458904
How about you give them dubs and I go in for ya? THANK YOU!
>>708456792
h-hi... can i join the party?
step aside gentlemen, lets dance.
suck my trips
>>708458918
im awlays on the list. if im not on the list in your dreams you better wake up and put me on it.
Op, how do you handle the constant desire to gobble cocks?
Step aside pal.
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>>708459053
Get lost, scum. Go to Iraq and Don't come Back.
No thanks, I think I'll wait outside.
I'm here for the pussy
>>708458899
Satanic trips guy here.
What does VIP include?
I came for the mr. pibb and giblets.
Open the door .. check em
>>708459082
like op, i'll meet you at the back door.
>>708456792
Smells like sex in there
>>708459082
How about you back the fuck up and let me in you fucking doofus.
how about you let me in
I brought these
>>708459082
thats a nice jacket, what brand?
Rolling trips for bouncer work
I have no interest in your party or your double chin.
If I happen to get dubs, the person above me can have 'em.
>>708459214
outta my way you aspie bitch
I got VIP access bitches
I swear I left my dubs in my other wallet
>>708456792
Let me in. I need to mow down 50 fags. Allah akbar.
If you don't let me in, I'll just break your fucking jaw.
>>708459359
kek
How 'bout you just get out of my way, bitch.
>>708459142
You can come here anytime you want even when it's closed, bring outside food, enter without girls, wear whatever you want, and request your own music to our DJ.
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No more wallet checking, you're taking up the line, let some other people with actual digits come ahead of you. If you don't go, I'm gonna get backup.
move aside .. you have no power here
I'll just make my way inside now.
C'mon, dude. I just wanna impress my date.
>not letting someone who has trips in
ishygddt
>>708459516
Satanic trips guy again.
Thanks for the offer man, I'll gladly take it. Jot my name down as "Windows XVIP."
>>708458899
Glad to here that I'm being treated like that VIP I am.
I'm smooth, fella. I promise ill be an asset. Look at how persuasive I am. *grabs bouncer by the pussy and smooths blond hair*
>>708456792
LET ME THE FUCK IN!
You just got Dicked!
Lemme in
Busey is loosey!
I was inside.. then some sand nigger stole my wallet.. went to the car to get some cash... LET ME IN
rollerino
>>708456792
From one bouncer to another, can I get a break man? I've had a shitty week and it's only Tuesday.
>>708456792
I wish to bring larger boner inside please
>>708456792
Move over faggot I'm coming in
I left my half-eaten sandwich from Jimmy John's inside earlier during happy hour...may I retrieve it?
my cock is excessively large
What up wit it vanilla face me and my homie azamat just parked our slab outside and we lookin for a party
rollio
I will pimp slap you into yesterday if you don't let me in!
LET ME IN YOU COCK GOBLIN
here I come
im gonna raep your kids lmao xD
i don't even want to go in
guys
*ahem*
John is expecting me, my good sir
*knock knock*
fuck you and goodnight
>>708456792
You cannot contend with my surerior katana skills
let me in, you fucking bouncer, i got something to take care of
>>708456792
Can I get in?
Look at me dubzzz
I'll suck your cock bouncer just let me in. Here are my dubs
Big daddy long pipe ready to party
Nigger
Pardon me faggots, VIP coming through
>>708456792
I uhhh...know the owner. My name should be on the list. *clicks tongue and winks* So, why dontcha just open up so I can slip through?
>>708456792
CHECK EM
Step aside fatty
I hate niggers. Is that enough to get in?
>>708456792
let me see
>>708462968
nvm
I ate nails for breakfast... Without any milk.
i'm in.
>>708463999
yea dude you are
>>708456792
let me in!!
Step aside
Let me in for fucksakes
>>708456792
rolll
>>708465111
Im in....
>>708456792
I'm obviously of age. Just check my dubs
I believe I will be entering this fine establishment with the upmost regard for my fine bouncer here and his BEAUTIFUL jacket
VIP is here
see this pass nigger? I thought so.
Ey
>>708466553
PUT ME IN COACH
Kill yourself I'm going to blow that ass with fire cream
Check em'
fuck em'
Coach.
>>708456792
Let me in fatty
Nigger em
Ey fucked the corpse of a dead newborn
Fuck off nigger
Check em
>>708456792
Ok. Where's your manager, I want to buy this place.
Does my head look alright /b/?
>>708456792
Im a professional dubman, I never post without the assurance of consecutive digits. Ill crash this party.
You can't stop me.
Your the father let me in
Move.
ooga booga lemme in
I'll show you tits if you let me in the club
I have the key I'll just let myself in
Check em!
I want to see your finest VIP section.
Here to shit on the floor and watch some nigger dance on it.
I left my car on there if you excuse me I'll just go and get my dog out from the vip strip tease area as well
Eat a dick beta faggot.
This party calls for my most elegant shoes
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>>708456792
Literally the most unintimidating fat fuck i've ever seen, If your bouncer is that beta im gonna pass.
>>708467399
I'm with him, sir.
let me in biggo niggo
I'm here for the bitches, and I think the bouncers dead. Free roam!
shiggy diggy
Es Paco. Lemme in amigo.
lemme in
slips 20, here ya go my man
Ay
>>708458116
cool, make sure you grab the 10" black one for me
lemme in fam
Rolling
>>708468311
you gotta let me in now bro
Am I free to go orrrr??
Gibe trip
Step aside, I'm a professional partier.
>>708468530
get out of here with this shitpost I prefer the overused meme on reddit
>>708468311
>>708468611
u def gotta let me in now
Cocks with rocks
>>708456792
Out of the way
my friend Hank said I'm on the guest list
>>708456792
Open the door fag
Do you not know who the fuck I am?
MOVE FATASS.
I'm getting in.
>>708456792
i got kool aid
>>708470439
LEMME IN BITCH.
Nigger.
Ravioli
Ravioli
I demand entry to the op orgy
Please can i come in
>>708456792
PLEASE, I NEED TO FIND SOME BODACIOUS BOOTY TO MUNCH ON TONIGHT!
Outta my way fag
I'm in
PLS I NEED IT
>>708456792
Move aside Shamu. I've got some alarmingly heavy drinking to do.
please sir can i gain entry to your fine establishment
Beep beep im comin in
Just on my way through
>>708456792
Move over
>>708456792
im just here to deliver pizza man
>>708456792
Plea...Please let me in! I'm a good guy
IM HERE TO PARTY
Im a famous actor. Let me in. If trips I reveal who I am.
>>708456792
Dont mind if I do.
>>708456792
it's cool bro I didn't want to go in anyways
EZPZ
witness
Quads and I'm the new bouncer and all are invited into the club
let me in bro
>>708473066
Hey man it's me, anon! Let's go get a drink together eh?
am leader of russian mob, let in or die horrible death in cold siberia
>>708456792
>doubles
Dubs are for pussies, you're not ready for the trips I've got mr bouncer..
>>708456792
all these losers better get out of the way, VIP here
Dub ready to club
triple k right here
move bitch get out da way
Fuck you
im in
i dont even want into this party anyway, i just brought an ounce of weed to sell to people outside, i guess if you let me in we can get it started though
Hey, I came in drunk before the party started yo.
Ready for round 2 ya feel me?
Jew coming through
>>708456792
I'm on the list. Name is Dubs Mc Dubbison.
Virgin
>>708456792
Here are my DUBS right here.
>>708456792
Baka let me in.
I'm on the list fucko
I've got a bomb!
>>708477898
It's gonna explode if I don't get dubs
>>708456792
Excuse me, I do believe I'm on the list
>>708478586
I'm sorry, it may be under this name
>>708456792
Get out of the way fat fuck I'm in.
>>708456792
There must be a mistake you dumb shit check the damned list again
I demand entry to this fine stablishment
>>708456792
*flips fedora* may may?
>>708456792
its seems like you're made out of clay or some such substance
>>708479001
ooohhhh off by 1
>>708456792
Dont mind me my good sir
Comin in hot
See you guys inside
Damn party is still going? Good thing I'm vip
