ITT : the weirdest shit we've fapped to.
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ITT : the weirdest shit we've fapped to.
>>708456367
I saw a video on Facebook of some redhead in a ghetto makeshift hut full of flies use a fish as s dildo. Not my first porn by a longshot. Rather one of my first faps
>>708456367
I fapped to the thought of her once and i was applauded by how bad it felt knowing i technically cheated her
http://efukt.com/21154_Buffalo_Billy's_Bath_Salt_Adventure.html
you wanna taste my spodie dodie?
The idea of a formless, inescapable void
>>708457770
WHY?
It's not -that- weird.
>>708457397
Those tits tho
>>708458320
hey I can do that :^)
>>708459589
Well there is a distinct difference between weird things people save and post and weird things people masturbate to.
>>708459589
Shit is so fly
>>708459773
I was referring to the gif I posted, I wasn't saying the stuff posted in the thread is normalfag shit, but the gif I posted.
my granduncle
>>708459589
>>708460412
jesus
>>708459974
i kekd
>mine
>>708459589
White people crazyyyyyy
This....many times
fuck your thread this a roll thread now
Horse dick clit
>>708464454
roll
The taste of fried chicken makes me cum buckets
>>708464833
shit
>>708460412
Wow
>>708464454
roll/
I was fapping when I came across the image, immediately came buckets. God help me.
>>708460412
This is like 3 maybe 4 times worse than goatse.
>>708464747
>horse
Did you mean dog?
>>708464454
Rawl
>>708456367
>I'm a cutfag.
>I jerk it to smegma.
Pic related
>>708463139
What do they call this? Fapping to furries?
>>708464454
Rol
>>708466329
Nice dick cheese. If dubs you have to eat some and post results.
>>708464454
rolling to some cringey shit
>>708466453
Lmao i would eat someone's dick cheese. But like i said I'm a cutfag. I just jerk off to pics like that.
>>708456367
Stay informed /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuJGHuIkzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDc8PVCvfKs
>>708464454
roll
>>708467256
What is the name of this fetish?
>>708459589
>>708459913
I sent you that pic in confidence, ass douche!
>>708467605
Furry lel.
>>708467977
Where you at? I will suck your weenie.
>>708456367
Probably PTHC.
I fap to heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>708464454
Sure
>>708460412
what's that?
dump unforgivable porn
>>708467605
Autism
I wish furryfags would stick to dedicated threads, it's just sad and I feel embarrassed for them.
>>708468200
I know this is a joke because nobody would ever do something that disgusting.
>Also nice 00
>>708466748
do it then faggot.
>>708468402
>>708468200
There's messed up shit. in this thread, but fuck man? What the hell is wrong with you!?
>>708468444
Tbh I don't think it's actual furfags that would spam other threads, probably just some asshole with nothing better to do. Checked btw
>>708468444
Trips do not lie
>>708468553
>>708465863
Reading this out aloud made me laugh heartily
>>708468523
How?
I've looked online for guys who are into it, but kinda a rare fetish. Takes some effort to build up dick cheese.
>>708468641
>>708458320
buffalo billys bath salt adventure
>>708468671
Fuck you you are the scum of 4chan
>>708468726
>>708456367
https://youtu.be/EZkbKQO_KwA
>>708468671
>>708468787
Sauce?
>>708468787
that last one
fucking kek
>>708464454
rell
>>708465591
There is no salvation for you.
don't lie, you know you would
>>708457256
This is my favorite meme. No-one ever responds to it but me.
I appreciate u, anon.
>>708469064
Mods?
>>708464454
REROLL PLZ
>>708469137
It's not porn so they really can't do anything.
>>708464454
Rol
>>708466748
10/10 would let you eat my smegma, no homo
>>708469064
I genuinely thought she had a tail
>>708469208
Well that shit fucked up as fuck
>>708457256
>>708469051
I dont get it. Explain pls?
>>708469296
America, where sex is worse than violence.
>>708468671
Me in the middle
>>708469279
story?
>>708464454
fuck it, rolling
>>708469296
Where do you think we are?
>>708468865
Nothing unfortunately...
>>708468900
Checked, also
>human sprinkler
>>708468402
Is that a pickle?
>>708457256
Nice feet :3
>>708469208
Can't do anything isn't the right term. They can do whatever they want, they pay for the rack space to keep the place running. They just probably won't do anything.
>>708469268
One rerol
>>708469296
A naked underaged girl is absolutely disgusting and horrible and you should be ashamed of yourself! But a underaged girl turned blue hanging from a rope dead? Is she clothed? Oh okay thats fine.
>>708469440
the scum of the interwebs
>>708456367
I regularly jerk it to this hentai I found of some dude getting blown by his little sister because she wants to experiment and doesn't know any better. Holy shit diamonds just thinking about it
>>708469327
There's nothing to explain. There's just some guy that posts that picture in shitloads of threads. The meem is that there's some guy that posts that picture for little to no reason. It's irrelevant to most threads it gets posted in.
>>708469296
I've seen worse posted here
>>708465043
Haven't we all?
>>708469094
sauce?
>>708469654
My first day on /b/ and i stumble upon this shit wtf
>>708469735
none sorry
I like how this mentally challenged furry shitposter just keeps posting until he gets a reaction out of anybody, his parents not giving him attention sure mustve caused some sort of deficit
>>708459974
gonna need source and more, STAT
>>708469772
lurk more faggot
he's cute tho
>>708469440
Home
>>708469948
go to another chan for it, /b/ is the wrong place to get bestiality porn.
I'd give anything to suck on her hoof
>>708469995
Lucky snek
not my proudest wank.
>>708470014
Grove Street
>>708469506
I got that pic on a similar thread the other day, geez act like I offed her myself or something, just another dead human, why the faggotry?
>>708469658
Where can I find more???
>>708470243
You're responding to the wrong poster, faggot. Drink WD-40.
>>708469064
KEK fuck my sides
>>708470133
I jerk it to self mutilation shit all the time :/. Worst is that i get off way harder if it's rp'd as forced.
>>708456367
I'm a music nerd so I fapped to my favorite song. Never came though
>>708469658
This is fake right?
>>708470407
What do you enjoy about it? Wouldn't that kind of be shitty if you'd get off on self mutilation but would fuck up your dick enough to never be useable again?
im asking for a friend
>>708457397
Would do anything to have a woman like this .
>>708457397
Niggur
>>708464454
roll it
>>708470520
http://d.facdn.net/art/h0rs3/1363294115/1363294115.h0rs3_kdanim1serverload.swf
>>708470552
Fuck knows, ask him
>>708470729
>>708470639
>>708469064
>>708469658
Source????
>>708470623
Yes. And that's the main part of what turns me on about it i guess. It's like yeah i want someone to cut my dick off and feed it to me, but then I'd have no dick so it's not really something that i could justify. Even if it turns me on a great deal. I get off hard on doms threatening to mutilate me though. And other shit like extreme pain. Also would be hot to do stuff that didn't completely destroy my genitals. Like some mods or something. The fucked up looking shit people post with like split dicks and such.
>>708469665
That is hugely arousing for some reason.
>>708470890
Thread just like this one /b/ro
>>708464454
hey, thats pretty good
>>708471114
I guess i forgot to mention what turns me on. And it's really hard to explain. All i can really say is im a masochist and I'm fucked in the head??
Also things that don't cause permanent damage turn me on like cbt, chastity, hitting. dom/sub stuff. Most guys aren't willing to do the bloody stuff though.
>>708471267
There.
>>708471114
I suppose that's kind of reasonable, when you're getting off on the thought of someone threatening you with that. Like a guy who tells you he wants you to suck his dick while sliding the flat part of a sharp knife along your shaft, giving you the implication that he's just going to turn you into a dickless bitch if you don't do what's asked of you. I guess I can sort of understand when you put it like that.
>>708471760
I really hope you die
>>708471760
Welp
>>708471888
I think you get it :)
Nice trips.
>>708471888
>>708472111
Holy shit checked
>>708468671
Kek
>>708464454
RELL
>>708473566
What the fuck happens if you get dubs
>>708471888
>>708472111
WHAT
IS
HAPPENING
>>708470495
> Requesting Adolf Hitler Derail
Someone call me?
>>708464454
Roll
>>708464454
Handy Dandy
>>708464454
roll
>>708456367
>>708464454
>>708464454
Rollan
>>708470173
What the fuck is this meme
>>708469658
How the fuck is THIS shit legal???
>>708464454
roll
>>708464454
yuh
>>708464454
rull
>>708464454
rolld
>>708464454
rolls
>>708464454
Rollin
>>708464454
Rolling
>>708464454
Rollong
>>708464454
roll
>>708464454
roll
>>708456367
On multiple occasions I've found out about a female pornstar who contracted HIV, so I look up the male performer who infected her. Then I look up the most recent scene featuring both of them and blow my load as she takes the anal creampie that gave her the virus.
>>708464454
>thread
>>708464454
i masturbated to a video of a male horse fucking a male donkey, i was ashamed kinda.
>>708468400
SM North blows.
>>708459589
kek
>>708460412
Sexy track marks
>>708464374
im adding this to my collection. I suspect powerful juju resides in this orgasm
>>708464454
WHY THE FUCK NOT.
>>708464454
Roll
>>708464454
Llor
>>708458320
U want mah spodie dodie?
>>708464454
Roll
>>708464454
Rollling
>>708464454
rollio
>>708471760
Nigger
>>708471267
kys
>>708456367
Don't ask why
>>708464454
Rolling!!!!
>>708464454
roll
>>708468402
The pickle made me laugh my ass off, lmao
>>708464454
Kkk
>>708464454
nig
>>708469658
>When you donate your body to science
Probably didn't think her sliced tits would wind up here
>>708459589
That poor doggo :(
>>708470105
Dude I would have smashed Kate so hard regardless
>>708464454
rollinnfaaa
>>708478087
Fuck you, you blow douche >:(
>>708464454
rollololol
>>708464454
Roll
>>708464454
kljbhdfvs
Buh
>>708481399
Reroll
>>708461728
The M1911 barrel doesn't come down
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1911_pistol
> At this point, a link pivots the rear of the barrel down,
> educate yourself faggot how can I fap to this shit with your retardation
I can't
>>708459589
>>708464454
Roolll
>>708464454
Lets do this shit
>>708469658
best birthday cake ever.
>>708464454
trump
>>708469995
>ereptile disfunction.webm
>>708464181
the man in the picture is black. just sayin
>>708470266
The Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago
>>708468865
I'm guessing it's from a video by Dogma: http://www.dogma.co.jp
>>708468787
The Japanese have always know how to treat their women. When did we in the West go astray?
>>708480827
I'm pretty sure this is a prop from the Hannibal series.
>>708464454
Rolol
>>708460412
I can fap to this
>>708456866
Kek this isn't a ylyl
>>708464454
rollarina
>>708480374
why
>>708464454
Roll for some good shit
>>708484177
Red roll
>>708484105
oh fuck me
start this video at 35s and open the gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
>>708464454
Rollan
>>708464454
rolllllsdfgdsfg
>>708464454
rerpoll
>>708479538
>>708464454
roll
