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ITT: Things you've never told anyone else before
>I saw my dad fucking pillows and watching portn when I was 8 years old
>>708427196
>I saw your dad fucking you and watching cp when I was 18 years old
*crickets*
>>708427306
I saw your dad watching you watching some guys dad fucking him and watching cp when i was 28 years old.
>>708427355
I like their bushes
I saw my dad fucking me when he was 108 years old?
my dad fucked your dad for cp?
oh well. the bushes ARE nice.
Been hooked on some vintage scans lately
got a torrent for playboy years 1959-2000
its gonna be a busy winter
>>708427196
Sucked my dogs dick twice
>>708427196
I used to peek on my sister when she would sleep topless in the summer. I would then masturbate into her bras
>>708427196
No matter how hard i try i cant feel anything.
inb4 edgy 15 yo
its been years since i felt happy or sad
when i was about 10-11, i gave my neighbor a blowjob behind his shed. he had offered to buy me a sega game if i would try something out but promised not to tell anyone. he was in his 40s and married with kids. it didn't last long, he came in my mouth and told me to swallow it, and i got David Robinson's Full Court a few days later. not the best deal, looking back.
I suck cock way better than any girlfriend I've had.
>>708427690
Link to set?
>>708429606
damn, is this true?
>>708429014
Male or female? You that is. Swallow? I shot cum in a dogs pussy and pushed it inside her with my finger. Small dog would have rekted her.
>>708429830
They're all i got, a long time ago.
>>708430110
Damn.
I did 9/11
>>708430244
clever
I have sex with my dog almost every night. It's really nice
>>708429689
More
When I was 5 I was curious if girls had dicks too so I made my cousin drop her pants and underwear and when I saw I put my fingers inside of her pussy.
>>708429606
Damn, my entire ps1 collection was bought for me by my uncle for similar reasons.
Thought I was the only one.
I'm not the only vidya whore.
I cant make my gf stop shave because everyone in society is an asshole about it
My cousin (m) used to make me kiss him and I'm not gay. He made me do it and it feels nice to get it out after so many years
>>708430645
Why do you guys all have this set? I want in!
my cousin molested me when i was 5, he was 12. he tried to fuck me but it didn't enter. years later he lived like that never happened, probably he thought i forgot or he really forgot it. he lived with us 2 years when he was 25. actually i wanted him to fuck me but i couldn't get the courage.
>>708427196
Once I was on the couch watching porn with my girl when some huge asshole jumped came at us from out of nowhere. He pinned us down under him and as he repeatedly rape us I noticed some kid watching from the shadows.
>>708430645
why is everyone able to see your girlfriend's crotch?
>>708430505
ok
>>708430791
>>708430455
Moar?
>>708429606
>not the best deal, looking back.
Bro, that's like 40 bucks for a couple of minutes work.
If you think about that in terms of an hourly wage, you were making more than most CEOs.
That pervert valued your time more than any employer you've had in your adult life.
>>708427196
Right. This is a left or right thread, isn't it?
>>708430965
I'm fucking dying!
>>708430110
>>708427690
>>708427954
>>708427355
>>708427196
Shave those disgusting bushes, there could be a fucking dick and balls under all that
>>708427196
I own several dildos and use them semi-regularly.
Anal orgasm and prostate are different, and so is regular dick-orgasm. I like them all
And SOMEHOW i'm not attracted to men and wouldn't consider myself gay
>>708431156
haha laugh at the faggot
>>708430965
If someone pays you $1000 for cutting off your dick which only takes 1 minute, would you take it because it's an amazing hourly wage?
>>708431238
haha laugh at the faggot who likes bush along with his 80 year old grandpa
When I was 10 I waited until my 36 year old mom got her regular glass of champagne. Then I told her I found her porn collection. I was so nervous before I told her that I was almost hyperventilating. I told her I wanted to watch it with her. We started watching it and she asked me of I liked it and what i liked about it. I told her I liked feet and I asked her if I could massage hers. She let me massage her feet and I started licking her soles. I stopped because I got hard and my boner was poking out of my shorts and there was precum staining the grey fabric. I told her I wanted to make her cum and she let me eat her pussy until she had an orgasm. Then I asked her if it was my turn and she asked me what I wanted. I told her a blowjob would be nice so she sucked my cock while she layer across my lap and I tried to dry finger her asshole. I came in her mouth. It was one of the best nights of my life.
>>708427196
I've fucked over 30 prostitutes, and as a result, I'm disillusioned with sex. I want more out of life as a result, and no longer care about women now that I know their true use and nature.
>>708430901
There is not much more to it, she likes it, I like it, lives good with your dick in a warm dog pussy :)
>>708427196
I like a ukulele lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6gcG3t-RI4
>>708430737
the ambiguity of gender in your story is annoying
I stole all doormats in my neighbourhood.
Nobody found out that it was me.
my younger sisters friend passed out in my bed after getting wasted at a party. she was a deep sleeper and I fucked her from the side. I came inside her. she never said a word.
>>708427196
I wanna Asian GF so i can secretly fatten her up.
>>708430527
How old was she?
>>708431339
Of all the things that never happened this didnt happen the most.
>>708430791
>>708430737
m or f
>>708429689
Sauce?
>>708430752
Um yes I r8 dis
>>708431339
damn, you sure got some imagination
>>708431653
>implying im binary
>>708431339
Kill yourself incestous son of a bitch.
>>708429606
>>708430532
Damn, back in the day all you needed was a bag full of candy and a van. Kids these days with their video games, geesh.
I routinely befriend girls online and get their social media and then talk dirty with them and usually get their nudes or at minimum get them to enjoy what I'm saying. I then blackmail them with convo screenshots or nudes and make them do anything I want. I always tell them I will post their nudes on social media if they don't do it, but in reality I have never actually posted something, even if they don't do what I say.
>>708429606
Age/ Gender/ happen again?
>>708430791
.
>>708431173
Same - actually own a bigger collection than my gf.
>>708430791
..
I seriously want to get pegged at least once. Preferably by a BBW.
>>708427196
I wrote a 5 page essay in grade five to a girl I had a crush on about why she should go on a date with me. I had charts, graphs and pictures too displaying my "level of love for her" and "potential future wife probability." When I gave it to her all she said after reading it was 'you could have just asked me out directly.' Thinking back on it, I was a cringey kid back then...
i like dis
When I was 11 I walked up the stairs and caught my stepfather jerking off. He had the door open and a pretty big dick, that's all I saw before walking back downstairs as I didn't want to have an awkward conversation about what he was doing.
I look at cp
>>708431742
dick = male
pussy = female
both = hermaphrodite
neither = ????
>>708432021
Anon do you have literal autism
>>708431586
Like 3 2/3
>>708432133
I think so :(
>>708432223
1 off
>>708429606
>Ian freeman
>>708427196
Bobby! Stop calling your sister pillows!
You know she is sensitive about her weight.
>i was so drunk that i threw mangas at random people on the street
I jacked off on my hot coworkers (F) dental floss
I cheated on one of my ex girlfriends with the friend of another ex at her party, who I left ex number one for and then lied to both of them about it when i was made. Both believed me and thought the other girl was lying just to make it seem like she got in my pants. Good times
>>708432438
it is what I enjoy. And I am not you
>>708432371
>>708432482
Why is this happening to me :(!
>>708432450
even worse. they were off our couch.
>>708431590
You don't have to believe it. I've only ever told bits of the story to a female friend who I think used her knowledge of my foot fetish to get me to massage and lick hers regularly for the last 12 years.
The worst part of the whole thing is that my mom told me the next day that we could never do it again and nobody could ever know. I used to lock myself in my bathroom behind two doors and turn all the lights off so it was pitch black in the shower. No windows either. Then when my mom was at work, I'd use the purple dildo on my mouth and my ass that my mom kept under her bed. That's probably where my taste for scat play came from. I'd always put the dildo back but it always had three smell of my ass. I'd masturbate to the thought of her fucking herself with it. One time after she passed out from drinking, I walked into her room and repeatedly called out her name to see if she would wake up. I lifted the covers and started fingering her. She was already moist but she got wet. She woke up and asked me what I was doing in her room. I think she was too drunk to realize what I was doing. I went back to the living room and masturbated with my fingers in my mouth.
>>708431298
No, that's absurd. You can only have your dick cut off once and then you have to find a new source of income. Where as you can suck a million dicks and be no worse for wear.
>>708432438
I like BBWs, and I like butt-stuff. Let's fucking GO.
>>708432644
it's the autism, anon
it's bad mojo
>>708431812
pics?
>>708432648
>The worst part of the whole thing is that my mom told me the next day that we could never do it again and nobody could ever know.
You missed a huge opportunity. All it would have taken was one call to social services to see her locked up for the next ten years. You let her know that and she has to do whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want.
Goddamn your teenage years could have been sweet.
Im 26 and I live out of my parents house, one day I go back and find my dad doing some weird shit with my dogs. Didn't want to ask so it wouldn't be uncomfortable, also hoped he would act normal and I could pretend nothing happened, the fucker was weird as fuck and silent and with a face of shame, just wish he was dead
>>708432786
Save the Whales
>>708432907
>>708431343
wow, that sounds awesome!
>>708433013
I am a weeaboo who loves BBWs. As a result, I am conflicted over the issue of Japanese whaling.
>>708427196
This happened when I was 16
>My parents almost divorced years ago.
>They reconciled and got things back on track.
>I came home early one day to find the screen door locked (its never locked) and an unknown car parked in front of my dad's truck.
>I ring doorbell
>Nothing
>Can hear the TV through the door though
>Go to back door
>Screen door also locked
>wtf
>go back to front door
>dad finally opens
>"next time stay at one door!" he says
>"sorry"
>He's in his bathrobe
>"Why is the screen door locked?"
>"oh uh, idk I guess I locked it"
>I walk in
>TV still loud
>"Who's car is that?"
>"I'm not sure, it's been there for a while"
>I act overly suspicious of my dad, who obviously catches on because I'm not good at hiding it
>"Hey why don't you show me that game you got?"
>wtf since when is he interested in my vidya?
>I say that I don't really want to
>"Cmon it'll be fun"
>He starts leading the way down stairs to the Xbox
>I follow
>I get about 3 steps down and then bolt to the front door
>The woman standing there in total shock is none other than my uncle's ex girlfriend
>Shes 25
>My dad is 50
>My uncle was 42 at the time and had just broken up with her
>"Oh hi Anon I was just talking with your Dad"
>"Hi..." I say with an angry smile
"Well, cya later!"
>She gets into the above mentioned car
>My dad tries to convince me that they were just talking about important matters and didn't want to be disturbed
>This ain't Louisiana - I ain't buyin it
>He sees that I don't buy it
>Tells me not to say anything to my mom, since they literally just got back together
>Says it would make her really mad
>Still tries to go with the story that they were talking and re-assures me that nothing went on
>I still don't buy it and he knows it
>He also knows that I have the power to break this family apart
>But he knows I would never do it
I have been tormented with this information for 5 years and can't look at my parents the same way. I'm tempted to tell my mother what I saw.
>>708433029
>>708432907
Don't believe me I don't care. But if you are interest in getting a girls nudes post your kik and I will message you and get the info on her and will likely be able to get nudes from her.
>>708431590
Nice1 Anon. I`m saving this quote.
>>708433206
It is liberating. I laugh at other men who still have their dicks held hostage by women, while I'm off doing w/e I want whenever I want, not having to report to anyone.
>>708432786
You do know that one B stands for beautiful? Which makes the entire concept a paradox on itself. Therefore BBW cannot be.
>>708431394
What kind of dog is it?
My exgirlfriend was mostly crazy. Tried to stab me after arguement I had her arrested. Still miss her often even though I have had someone for awhile. Something about the crazy ones really fuck you up.
>>708433401
>Big
>Beautiful
>Woman
Oh, yes they can.
>>708432999
Believe me I was disappointed. I spent the entire next day at school thinking about everything we were going to do together. It was a major bummer. I was hoping to fuck her and eat her ass and have a great sexual aspect added into our already pretty great mother son relationship.
Just wasn't meant to be. I don't see her that often because she lives out of state, but whenever I see her I am tempted to bring it up and see if I can get her to fuck around with me at all. Just nervous about how she'd respond. Plus I'm married and have a kid now.
>>708433227
disgusting story, I am sorry for you. Thanks for sharing
>>708433513
post one then
>>708433647
Pear-Chan...or as she is known now,
>Becca Bae
>>708433227
One day you'll be 50 and you'll understand that the desire to put your dick in a woman in her prime one last time before you start to wither away is purely physical and doesn't mean that you love your wrinkled wife or her saggy old tits any less.
It's easy to judge when every chick you're going to fuck in the immediate future is going to be young and hot.
>>708430532
keke'd
>>708432021
actual low-function autist
I masturbated with my little cousin, when I have 15 and se 10, but beca use she touch me and my Dick. ..
I wrote about some of my adventures in RuneScape for a Creative Writing class, and again in a later English Comp class.
>>708433752
you're supposed to post one that is beautiful though
>>708430532
>>708429224
Nice
I got jerked off by a girl working in a coffee with legs (cafe con piernas) while my gf slept at the hotel
>>708434189
Such an assessment is subjective. She's beautiful to me, and just once, I wish she'd ride my face and ass.
>>708434318
I find it discussing tbh nothing attractive about an unhealthy woman
>>708430880
i know this kinda proves a point, but hairly legs on women really rub me the wrong way.
like wtf, that just looks wrong. i do like a little hair down below tho.
>>708434412
>discussing
>>708430527
It's ok anon, I was in same age as you when I lost my virginity. Good memories...
>>708434489
Discussing*
I'm in love with my 19 year old niece. We had sex many, many times last summer.
>>708434412
I'm telling you, fat sex is truly the best sex. So many rolls, folds, etc. I'm getting half-mast just thinking about it.
>>708434458
okay, i love it. I love to feel her unshaved legs around my hip
>>708431343
this right here y'all. This nigga gets it.
>>708427196
when i eat any kind if cracker i chew it into paste and spit it into two other crackers to make a kind of sandwich then i eat it
I had a BBW girlfriend who loved to suck my cock constantly. I broke off the relationship because she was fat and married a hot chick who wasn't good in bed.
Ten years later I'm jerking off and fantasising over the BBW cock sucking superstar.
>>708434636
did she just shave her moustache?
>>708430527
Similar thing happened to me with my sister
>>708431343
I was right there with you m8, but now gettin some isnt satisfying a desire to me, its just about proving to other people that i can. I regressed :/
>>708429858
nobody lies about david robinson
you know that shit is true otherwise he would have said sonic or someshit.
I want to do this to you
>>708431343
yeah I gave up on dating, women don't really want you unless you're a status symbol or have money for them to spend
>>708431845
Are you fucking blind? He said 10-11. And the fact that he was after a vidiya game clearly states that he is male.
>>708430795
Does Marina ever spread dat pussy of do hard core?
>>708435075
kek, you went backwards.
>>708435150
A phrase I learned perfectly describes what women do to men:
>emotional terrorism
>>708433227
don't tell you little pussy narc
>>708427196
Fucked my best mates mum twice
Been cheating on my girlfriend every weekend with different girls.
>>708435150
my last ex was supposed to be the one. Spent me down and then started fucking around. Love is bullshit, stick to pay for play. If you want to procreate, find a chick who is down to do it without marriage. Its an unnecessary legal situation designed to fuck men outta their cash.
>>708427196
I share my asian girlfriend with a few of my friends every now and then. Something about seeing her savagely gangbanged just does it for me.
>>708427465
I saw your dad watching you while watching him while watching some guy's dad fuck his kid while watching cp when I was 38 years old.
My ex was turned on by the most psychopathic shit. We'd been going out for about 6 months, normal shit, great sex, when she suddenly told me she wanted to try something. She said she was turned on by cutting. Me being an idiot decided to try it, not really knowing what she meant. Anyways, one day we're mucking around in my room. She's on top of me and she brings out a blade, starts cutting into my ribs deep. When I say deep, I mean blood pouring out. I look at her with the most insane look, while she has this intense look of pleasure on her face. Ended up angrily fucking her while I bled at multiple spots. Anyways, after it finished and I cleaned up, I asked her if it was the cutting and blood that turned her on. She told me it was the expression of pain that made her wet. Ended up breaking up as she had multiple mental insecurities and instabilities. The crazy part is that you wouldn't of ever picked it, my family loved her, my friends liked her, her friends were normal, it was seriously out of the blue.
>>708429374
that's depression anon. Seek for help.
>>708435501
>cuck
>willing cuck
The worst of the worst gentleman
>>708435295
i could go the rest of my life without sex again but I feel compelled to do it and conform to normality
>>708435570
No it's not, that's far from depression. Depression is more so having a decent life, deep in pussy and still even with that warm wet sensation around your dick you still want to neck yourself.
>>708435570
I'm scared to seek help. I don't want to look weak in front of my family and friends.
>>708435295
I'm just trying to condition myself not to feel lonely about it anymore. I haven't had sex in two years, no woman is ever interested in me, I've been on one date this year alone (and got catfished when she was way fatter than her pictures), and every other girl I've tried talking to just ghosted me. Feels bad man.
>>708435458
Funny thing is that my last girlfriend was about to have everything handed to her. I just wanted her to housewife and have babies. Instead she dumped me for inexplicable reasons.
I'm basically planning on sticking to pay for play. At least those women are honest.
>>708427196
I lost my virginity to a prostitute and covered it up by saying i met a girl through a dating site for a 1night stand. Everyone believed me. 2 years later i had the first time real sex, with an ugly chick, but better than nothing. Now i already fucked 3 hot ones with the latest one im having a sex relationship. But i kinda regret loosing my virginity to a prostitute.. but tbh, it sbette rthan nothing. My deepest wish would be to relive my Teens as someone who gets laid, not as a Traumatized abused fat social anxiety and awkward computeraddict.
Lost my viginity to a horse after years of being told I was a horse fucker at college I did it and it felt amazing!
>>708435790
>conform to normality
You must never do this.
>>708435911
I've been single since 2005. It gets better, especially the more you learn about MGTOW and such. It's still lonely at times, but we'll eventually have android wives anyway, not to mention VR.
>>708436046
Like how is it to fucka 16 yo? is it better or worse than a 20 yo?
>>708435874
You don't have depression faggot, suck it up and just come to terms with how shit reality is. Throw away all those little cares you like to give throughout the day and just set out to do enjoyable things without being an edgy faggot and becoming homeless/unemployed.
I'm not saying throw away reality, you do need to work, some people find ways around it, doubt you will.. but seriously stop crying about practically nothing.
>inb4 you don't know what you're talking about
Only reason I haven't necked myself is because I now give little fucks about life and just do whatever.
I'm secretly into shoving pine cones in my ass
>>708435704
You're jelly you don't have a woman who will fuck you or who cares about you so much she'll fuck your friends because it turns you on. He's the lucky one. You're a loser tbh.
>>708436070
I know. Im sure im not the only one here who has to put on a facade every time they step out the door. Id just rather blend in then become OC in a cringe thread lmao
>>708429858
kek but also good logic and definitely true. two thumbs up anon
>>708436046
same here anon lost v card to a prostitute but the fucked up part is that she was scared of what I wanted to do to her I was so thirsty you can't imagine
>>708429830
Not op but I found this hopefully it helps
http://m.xhamster.com/photos/gallery/4373576/oahu_hawaiian.html
>>708429014
Yep. you're white.
>>708436318
Meh, I don't even iron my shirts anymore. People want to treat me like a demon/monster, so I'll just look the part. Most days, I don't even speak to another human.
>>708436294
>projecting this hard
>>708436142
You're not going through what I'm going through so don't pretend like you know what I'm experiencing.
>>708436070
it doesn't help that I'm physically unattractive as hell
fat, bald, few hobbies other than video games. I don't even have that impressive of a dick.
one fuckbuddy from my teen years pressured me into sex and now I have a conditioned panic response to sexual situations unless I'm 100% comfortable, and even that can get ruined in the middle sometimes.
I'm just hopeless
>>708436142
that's also a form of depression.
>>708435501
Got pics of your good little slut? I'm trying to talk my wife into this.
>>708431574
yfw she gets fat everywhere but her ass remains flat as a board
>>708436600
Just be you. To hell with everyone else.
That's what I do.
>>708436527
>being called out so accurately the salt falls out of your spaghetti.
>>708436575
"i'm the only human who doesn't feel good"
Stop. Shut the fuck up and go do something. That's the only way to feel better.
Gosh, you're crying for help in 4chan. How much sad do you want to be in your life?
>>708436510
as mush as I appreciate that sentiment, Id rather maintain the illusion of normality, and still be a nazi on the inside. Kinda wish liberal fags would do the same
>>708436294
Nice bait, I'll bite.
>You're jelly you don't have a woman who will fuck you
Strawman.
>or who cares about you so much she'll fuck your friends
Anon, every girls dream is to get gangbanged. They love attention and I've been with enough girls who admit they would love to just be used over and over BUT... at the end of it all still have someone to get lovey lovey with and cuddle (it's faggoty shit).. the girl doesn't give a shit about what the cuck wants.
>because it turns you on.
Strawman. What turns me on is actually messing a girl up and exploiting insecurities then abandoning them in such a way to make it appear their fault so I can easily get access to them later when/if I want.
>He's the lucky one. You're a loser tbh.
The woman is the lucky one, having someone so gullible to allow them to fuck other guys. The cuck is the ultimate loser but so is the woman, as she will be used over and over, the beta will finally be tossed aside and the girl will have no chance with a real man. Can't function after being with a cuck.
>>708432133
no he has metaphorical autism. faggot.
>>708436575
That's what every 15 year old on Earth says. Guess what prick, you aren't a special snowflake. As you get older you'll realize more and more just how much everyone does go through the same bullshit as you.
Now, quit being an inconsolable edgelord faggot and be grateful that someone spent 5 minutes to even aknowledge your worthless ass.
>>708436746
I try, but it's a lonely world, man
>>708433227
your mom is probably a whore anyways, all women are like that. your dad is just an alpha
>>708431966
It wouldn't fit, though. How would she wear the strap-on?
>>708431156
You have school tomorrow
>>708433227
went through a similar thing. I found out by mistake when he game his phone to play games and I saw messages. after playing with his head for a while, he realised that I knew everything. never talked about it. I was - and still am- cold and distant to him to remind him that what he does has consequences. he either stopped or got better at hiding which is just as good.
at the end of the day, your parents are just people. some are pervs, some are assholes and some are cucks.
>>708436941
As my step-father would say
>where there's a will, you find a way.
>>708436899
>but it's a lonely world
even better! wise men worry not of trivial thoughts given out of anothers tongue who are not contempt with themselves at all, and to not be surrounded by this goblins for an eternity is a godsend.
>>708429858
its the \b\ on 4chins on the interwebs of course its true!
>>708436793
>calling someone a loser because they're getting exactly what they want and deriving both pleasure and satisfaction.
You really have a limited perspective on what people are capable of enjoying don't you.
Cuck gets what he wants. His woman gets what she wants. Everyone wins except you because your disgusted by the act that everyone else involved is really enjoying.
>you are a dumb twat. Please reply to this.
>>708436635
Everything is a form of depression nowadays.
>>708436575
You sound like a 12 year old faggot, go put a black background on that quote and instagram it.
Whatever you're going through is nothing in comparison to others but why care about others in the first place? Why care about things at all in the first place, keep yourself alive and try find things you enjoy. Stop being like all the faggots I see nowadays who let everything get them down and have a scheduled nightly cry and rant on /b/ about their feelings being sore and tired.
Nigger faggot, bet you don't even like hearing this. Grow up, wise up and go get interested in something besides mastering the victim card.
>>708436294
>cares about you so much she'll fuck your friends because it turns you on. He's the lucky one. You're a loser tbh.
Kek
I'm the loser
She's not fucking his friends because she cares about him
cuckolds, amirite
>>708429689
Me 2 bro me 2.
>>708436294
>>708436294
>cares about you so much she'll fuck your friends because it turns you on. He's the lucky one. You're a loser tbh.
Kek
I'm the loser
She's not fucking his friends because she cares about him
cuckolds, amirite
>>708431653
It's all m here.
>>708434458
>rub me the wrong way
Right? All scratchy and shit? Nah, girl. Nah.
>>708432709
id imagine youd need some medical insurance and a brace for that TMJ youd be working on
>>708437239
Yes, you are too insecure to be open to something highly erotic and fun. You're a long way from sexual maturity. Have fun with your vanilla. Maybe you'll get adventurous one day and try strawberry!
I had a crush on this one girl and when I went back to class to get my books, I was all alone in class so I decided to sniff her chair for my arousement.
>>708431156
Dumbass virgin detected
>>708427196
i stand to wipe
>>708437505
>>708437700
WELCOME to the club
>>708437652
And then you lift your head and turn around and the teahcer is sitting silently at their desk, staring at you
>>708437216
>>calling someone a loser because they're getting exactly what they want and deriving both pleasure and satisfaction.
Usually cucks are pushed into it, therefore made to believe that they enjoy it because the woman says so. Actual cucks are the highest form of degenerate and usually borderline PC and SJW, I've watched documentaries on white guys letting black guys fuck their wife to say sorry for slavery.
The black guys laugh.
>You really have a limited perspective on what people are capable of enjoying don't you.
Well if you define a limited perspective as being someone's opinion not suiting to yours, then yes. Yes I do. I could say the same about you, friend.
>Cuck gets what he wants.
Said that twice now, some do, some do.. ultimately it never fully works out.
>His woman gets what she wants.
That part is.. I'm just going to be repeating myself now, you're really boring and have really plain limited views on how the world works, don't you :)
>Everyone wins except you because your disgusted by the act that everyone else involved is really enjoying.
For me to win, or lose.. I would have to take part, I don't take part in being cucked. I can be disgusted in absolutely whatever I want and it's especially true in what I say when the majority favour my view of disgust on being a cuck.
>>you are a dumb twat. Please reply to this.
You're a true cuck. Autistic and not so bright.
>>708431419
reading his story it never entered my mind that it may be a femanon. Have I been on /b too long?
>>708433216
this is underated
>>708431812
what do you actually get them to do?
>>708432021
top kek
I hope this isnt true
>>708436646
>>708438070
More pics, masturbating with objects and things like that. If I really don't like them I will get them to do humiliation stuff, but usually just more pics and masturbating. I tell them what to do and sometimes they like it enough that they keep talking to me after lol. Lots of girls like to be dominated.
>>708430880
Those are urticating hairs. If bothered or threatened, the girl will rub her legs together, causing the hairs to become dislodged. If the hairs make contact with the offender's skin, eyes or mucous membranes, they can cause severe irritation.
>>708434077
English, por favor?
>>708430645
Banged one like that once.
Was like rubbing on steel wool.
Had to keep it buried deep till finished.
No thanks !
>>708437893
>Making scientific claims about cucks
>breaking down and replying to every part of what I'm saying as if it's written law
>coming up with fiction about how cuckold relationships never work even though you admittedly are too limited to be even wiling to experience it.
>trying to insinuate that your vastly superior intelligence dwarfs mine and therefore my argument is invalid
Weak bro.
You are scared to try something that others can enjoy. It's cool. But you're the one missing out by closing the door to new sexual adventures.
Pretty dumb.
I've only ever had sex with escorts. The worst part is I've had multiple chances to lose my virginity to attractive girls but I never made a real move on any of them - I always put it off for another time and as a result my self esteem went into the shitter.
Sex isn't a huge thing for me anymore. I'm more interested now in having a real connection with people, but because of my self esteem issues and lack of social dexterity I'm just not a fun person to be around. FeelsBadMan.
>>708430723
That's funny. I used to make my cousin kiss me. It probably fucked him up for years and as far as I know, he has never told anyone.
>>708438460
Try a human
>>708433282
welcome newfag
>>708438166
Fuck dude she's hot. Do you ever clean her up after she's been used?
>>708438460
guess it was trimmed, that hurts my face always
>>708431343
Thanks a lot for making me ravenous. Goddamn that burger looks good.
>>708438614
gross
I was molested when I was 10.
I still feel like finding the guy and killing him.
>>708438166
She's a cutie. I bet her pussy on tight af. How many guys has she been with at once?
>>708431526
IM LAUGHING
>>708438742
Think of the calories, carbs, and grease, Anon. Wouldn't you rather have a nice orange or some non-GMO, organic, sea-salted blue corn tortilla chips instead?
>>708437809
Their pies are going to stick like velcro
>>708438747
fuck you too
>>708438866
Are you f or m and what happened? Who was this guy?
>>708437893
I feel so sorry for you. You're so angry and you think you're so smart. I hope you're just 19 and will grow out of this
I slept with the CEO of a Japanese company in a hotel room that costs 8000 per night. He told me not to tell anyone. So here you guys go.
>>708437893
>I've watched documentaries on white guys letting black guys fuck their wife to say sorry for slavery
Name one documentary with that in it
>>708439064
I was gonna guess 18 - 22. He real salty.
>>708427196
I dont know if I'm in the right thread but.. here is my story;
I was born in the 90s, got myself into a good "friend circle" which likes my terrorism jokes
I always joke about society and the cringe worthy people in politics talking about sum shit which isnt part of anything logical at all.
>my english sucks cause I'm drunk and not native English, sry
That being said, I'd like to do it. But that would cause more trouble than anything else.
I got really good grades in school and even re-made it to be allowed to study at universities..
But I cant see myself in a job for the next 50 years.
.. well, my job is selling maryjane.
>TLDR;
Having terrorism fantasies.
I'm ill or just lost.
I even considered working for the government in the future to make things better, but when did that happen at all, when people like me tried it.
>>708439202
Kek'd
>>708438506
>>Making scientific claims about cucks
Kek. That's all I have to say.
>>breaking down and replying to every part of what I'm saying as if it's written law
Wait, you're baiting me? Why are your jimmies rustled so badly!
>>coming up with fiction about how cuckold relationships never work even though you admittedly are too limited to be even wiling to experience it.
Read what I said again, thanks.
>>trying to insinuate that your vastly superior intelligence dwarfs mine and therefore my argument is invalid
You're the one doing that, I never said or even hinted I was of greater intelligence. Anon, insecure are we?
>Weak bro.
Coming from an actual cuck.
>You are scared to try something that others can enjoy. It's cool. But you're the one missing out by closing the door to new sexual adventures.
Not scared, not stupid.. cucking is for literal retards. Niggers aren't even that stupid to get into it. Always white guys for some reason. (Don't take that statement literally, dumbass <3)
>Pretty dumb.
Indeed you are.
>>708439314
>>708439202
Name one documentary. You said documentaries so you should be able to name at least 2
When I was a kid, I snuck into my friend's house when nobody was home, they always left the door unlocked.
I went into his older sister's room, jerked off into her dirty panties, and put them back in the dresser.
Was worried for ages I'd gotten her pregnant, thought my sperm were really resilient.
>>708434278
are you from chile my friend?
>>708438583
Thanks man. Sometimes I'll help her wipe and other times I'll go after she's been used because I tend to enjoy that more than going first.
>>708438870
It's just 4 other guys and me so 5 is the most.
>>708438988
Nauseating. Start your own thread.
>>708439206
No serious relationship ever either
>>708438583
>>708438583
>>708438583
MEH
>>708439064
>I feel so sorry for you.
Thanks.
>You're so angry and you think you're so smart.
Not only am I not angry, I'm not thinking anything of the sort. Stop saying you know what I think. Idiot <3
>I hope you're just 19 and will grow out of this
and become a cuck or at least accepting of it? Damn, you guys are idiots.
>>708439206
>I was gonna guess 18 - 22. He real salty.
Not salty, just not a cuck. If you read all the posts people are actually jumping on me for not wanting to experience having multiple guys fuck my girl, I disagree with it, move along.
Damn cucks are fucking weird...
>>708439481
so annoyed?
When i was at least 11 I tried to convince my male cousin of the same age to grab my fully erect penis when we shared a bath
>>708439314
I'm gonna guess your 22 maybe 24. Live in or near a densely populated city. Not currently in a relationship but you are friend zoned pretty badly right now or at least usually. One of those ocd guys who goes through his friends social media and picks every little thing about them and over analyzes it to the extreme.
Lost your virginity to someone who felt sorry for you. Or maybe still a virgin.
Biological mom or dad not really around. Probably emotionally unavailable mom if she's still communicating with you. Either only child or youngest sibling.
How am I doing captain salt?
>>708430723
"Made you"
>>708439455
Damn. Does she enjoy taking on all 5 of you guys at once? Also you ever thought about bringing more people in?
I used to steal my sisters underwear, put them on and masturbate in the bath
An acquaintance introduced me and a friend to some girl we think he was interested in. We took her out on town, told her what a good guy he was, took her back to her house and tag teamed her.
She kicked us out before we could cum because my friend kept trying to stick his finger up her butt while I was fucking her.
My friend is in a relationship, we both agreed to never speak of it again and we didn't.
Oh fuck! I just remembered! I cried after that because I felt like such a shit bag. God I was drunk.
My sister's boyfriend is really nice, family love him etc.
But I will never accept them because she's being a fucking race mixer.
>>708439455
Does she do anal? Do they wear condoms? Does she swallow their loads? Does she do it sober? Any pics of her feet /legs?
>>708439643
>>708439434
So there is no documentary and you're just an angry young man making shit up to support his world view?
>>708437486
who is this woman?
>>708435533
Scars?
I fucked my friends hot girlfriend. Everyone was down in the basement watching a movie, and me and her were up in the garage having a cigarette. She started talking about how big her ex boyfriend's dick was, and how my friend and her had anal every Friday night, and a bunch of other sex related things. Next thing i knew, she said she wanted to show me a birthmark she had, and she literally dropped her pajama bottoms and bent over. Faster than i could comprehend, i was fucking her bent over a car parked in the garage. I never did see the birthmark.
I lived in a constant state of fear for almost a year until they broke up and she moved away. My friend is basically psychopath, I've seen him beat the living shit outta people for little reason. I won't tell anybody still, because I'm afraid of it getting back to him, even though it was long ago.
>>708439434
>Name one documentary. You said documentaries so you should be able to name at least 2
I watched it about a year ago, nor remember the exact name or link to get to it. So no, I shouldn't magically be able to pull it back up.
I'll look for it until the thread dies, maybe you'll get it.
>>708439643
You don't just disagree you feel the need to do line by line refutations. Did you catch your girl checking out a black guy or something? Why so salty?
>>708435533
I'd cut a girl, but I wouldn't let a girl cut me
>>708439899
My sister's bf is jewish and I feel the same way
I regularly steal garden gnomes from various neighborhoods around my area and leave a ransom note. I have stockpiled around 200 gnomes of various sizes and eventually plan to set them up in a public area over night. Just for schlitz n giggles.
>>708440163
Was that the whole subject of the doc? It should pop right up on Google. But it doesn't. Hmmmmmm
So I guess you were lying?
>>708440163
I'm baffled by what an obsessive and insecure loser you appear to be.
>>708440180
>You don't just disagree you feel the need to do line by line refutations.
Or maybe I just like breaking things down so I can reply to specific points I wish to target?
I disagree with it, what more can be said? It disgusts me and like you cucks have the need to boast how great it is, I have the need to point out how retarded it is.
>>708439959
Look -v
>>708440163
>and you're just an angry young man making shit up to support his world view?
Don't see how I've made much up, most of it's based off my own opinion and knowing the majorities view on what cucking is like, it's a taboo. Some like it, most hate it. Deal with it <3
Still looking for the documentary by the way, made me burn my porridge also, hope you're proud.
Angry little man :)
>>708440109
>fucking a friends gf
I wish they would gas people like you in my country
>>708440207
I carved my initials into my girlfriends thigh with a scalpel. That was over 5 years ago. It's faded now.
>>708440327
Pics or it didn't happen retard
>>708436793
>because it turns you on.
>Strawman. What turns me on is actually messing a girl up and exploiting insecurities then abandoning them in such a way to make it appear their fault so I can easily get access to them later when/if I want.
Reading is hard. He wasnt talking about (you)
My niece and i use to have anal sex when we were teenagers.
>>708440383
and you seem to like the same videos with different lighting and people all over again and again, get out and have real sex if you want it that bad
>>708439128
Which city and are you japanese
>>708440383
>I'm baffled by what an obsessive and insecure loser you appear to be.
Not really obsession, I watched a documentary about cuckholding ages ago and this is really the first time I've talked to some about how I disagree with it.
Sorry I'm not letting a bunch of guys fuck my girlfriend to show how secure about myself I am and cool I can be.. damn, cuck logic really is retarded.
>>708440546
I literally couldn't help myself. This girl was a 10, one of the hottest woman I've ever seen.
>>708440592
>implying others can't reply to your bullshit in a public thread.
Okay cupcakes.
>>708440562
Was it exciting to hurt her like that?
Was she into it?
Ever worried you're opening up a door into being a psycho killer? That's one of my concerns.
>>708440662
My bad for identifying my posts by selecting similar images that you don't find particularly tasteful.
Oh wait, you're a faggot.
>>708437893
>Well if you define a limited perspective as being someone's opinion not suiting to yours, then yes. Yes I do. I could say the same about you, friend.
But its not an opinion. If I enjoy so something I enjoy it.
>>708441004
>But its not an opinion. If I enjoy so something I enjoy it.
Thanks for proving how retarded you are, retard.
>>708440798
I didnt see him since it happened, its 4 years now, there is no day I think about killing him.
>>708440989
I like the pics....
>>708436897
Trufe
>>708440541
Here's the thing. I don't like fat chicks. So I just scroll past them. I don't get into arguments on the internet's toilet where I feel I need to respond line by line. I just move past it.
When I get into these arguments, like now, it's because something really gets my hackles up. I get pathological about it. Like you clearly are here. The girl you have a crush on in high school duck black guys?
>>708434911
Really?
I booked up with my first fattie the other day and I was disgusted
Fresh out of the shower and she still smelled
>>708440989
You replied to someone else, either someone angrily on my side or someone making me out to be a fool, whatever..
Post away Anon, you can be a cuck for all I truly care, I disagree but don't honestly give a fuck what you want to do. I'm lazily posting on threads nearing 2am whilst eating porridge.
We are all degenerates here.
This is me -v
>>708440163
>>708440772
You don't have to be into it bro. You find it abhorrent and your need to express your distaste for something you don't enjoy is annoying and childish and narrow minded and demonstrates how little perspective you have developed which points directly at either your education or your age, and most likely both.
You're in here trying to bait people who enjoy all aspects of sex because you are a cringe lord betamax who's probably never even jerked off to scat porn or beheading videos because your a poon faggot pleb.
How fucking casual can you be? Summer is over. Go back to school.
One night I found a baby bird on the sidewalk, and I stepped on it intentionally. It made a horrible crackle and my shoes got messy. I felt a bit bad about it for a short while but figured I spared it the nastiness of becoming prey to a cat or any other predator.
>>708435458
How old are you?
I almost got my ex white trash gf pregnant...
So lucky I didn't
But I'm also kind of torn
Pregnant sex would've been fun
>>708441251
First and only fatty I fucked was a black chick after a dance party.
My face smelled like tuna for days and at least 4 showers. My room only smelled like tuna for 72 hours.
>>708431343
>I've fucked over 30 prostitutes
and it was the best bachelor party every
look at this asex faggot waving his penile dysfunction around
>>708440870
Dude... There was no strawman.
>>708438866
Do it.
Kek once I was at a friends house and while he went toilet I rubbed my dick all over his house phone cos I thought both his parents were hot and wanted their mouths near my dick. Was probably 14/15
>>708436141
Not op
But I started fucking a chick in her 30's...best sex ever
She knows how to get herself off quick and is willing to do whatever for me
>>708440915
She loves the abuse. She was raped when she was 16 and she loves being choked and fucked hard now. I'm not afraid of losing control, I'm fairly certain of my limits. If I was going to start kidnapping and murdering people, it'd probably have happened by now.
She likes bleeding and being cut and hurt. She cries and asks me to stop because she knows it makes me harder to hear her whimper and it makes me cum hard.
>>708441357
>shoe(s)
Did you fucking jump on it with both feets or something?
>>708440772
Which documentary?
>>708441224
>Here's the thing. I don't like fat chicks.
Same.
>So I just scroll past them.
Your choice to do so.
>I don't get into arguments on the internet's toilet where I feel I need to respond line by line.
I do, so what?
>I just move past it.
Like you're doing now?
>When I get into these arguments, like now, it's because something really gets my hackles up.
So I successfully rustled your jimmies?
>I get pathological about it. Like you clearly are here.
Believe it or not, I'm just throwing my opinion out there for others to see and responding to people. You're the one spilling your heart out about your love of being a cuck.
>The girl you have a crush on in high school duck black guys?
Ducked black guys all day long.
No, I had a crush in college, just out of high school. Dated her, realised I care very little for woman.
Anyway where I'm from there isn't any black people, usually mudslimes but never true black people. Maybe 0.0001%.
>>708441165
Thanks bro.
>>708439718
queer
I almost died of an alcohol induced heart attack
>>708441618
No, it shot some gunk out sideways that caught the other foot.
>"feet" is already plural - why add another "s"?
>>708439829
I think she does otherwise she probably would have told me to stop. I'm scared to bring other people in because I don't know if I can trust them. The 4 guys right now are my closest friends so I know I can trust them. There's 2 others we've been thinking about inviting but one of them seem like he might have a lying problem because we asked him some stuff about keeping secrets and he just spewed them all out...
>>708439924
Yeah she does anal. She's really fine with anything. Condoms is optional. They can use it if they want but she's fine if they don't. She swallows alot of their loads because three of them is scared to cum inside her. Usually we do it sober unless someone brings some drinks or something.
I sucked my own dick once
>>708441440
It was over the course of a year and a half. I was in a foreign country where prostitution is legal. I don't do parties.
>>708441351
>You don't have to be into it bro.
I'm not into it.
>You find it abhorrent and your need to express your distaste for something you don't enjoy is annoying and childish and narrow minded and demonstrates how little perspective you have developed which points directly at either your education or your age,
You're just as bad as me, if you think about it for a second... just as bad.
>and most likely both.
Ok.
>You're in here trying to bait people who enjoy all aspects of sex because you are a cringe lord betamax who's probably never even jerked off to scat porn
Actually, I'm into scatt. It's fucked up but oh well, cuckholding just doesn't float my boat. I'll say it again, we are all degenerates here.
>or beheading videos because your a poon faggot pleb.
I'll watch them but not for sexual pleasure.
>How fucking casual can you be?
Next you'll scream how I'm an ordinary and throw rocks at me.
>Summer is over.
Nice observation.
>Go back to school.
Ok.. it will be weird though, as I don't attend any school.
>>708441701
>>I don't get into arguments on the internet's toilet where I feel I need to respond line by line.
>I do, so what?
Your kind of an annoying g asshole for just stirring shit up though. Please understand how that could be annoying for others.
>>708440327
Has anyone ever paid the ransom
>>708439128
Toronto but mom is Japanese
>>708441745
How? I almost died from alcohol + xanax pnce.
>>708440321
His family is Muslim, but he isn't apparently.
idk how to feel about it honestly
>>708441809
Dayum she sounds like a perfect slut but are you not scared that she'll get preggo? Do they ever fuck her simultaneously? Like one in the ass, pussy, mouth, and two hand jobs at the same time? Also who is the biggest in your group?
>>708441473
Straw man..
>An intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat than an opponent's real argument.
You pretend you knew the guy, saying he's this and that so you could mock and base your argument around what YOU said.
There was.
>>708439128
Are you a boy or a girl?
If the CEO spent $8000 on the room, what did he give you?
>>708441594
>If I was going to start kidnapping and murdering people, it'd probably have happened by now.
Good point. I guess consent is consent.
The crazy ones always sound like so much fun, but they have a history of blowing up in my fucking face.
This your girlfriend or just a fuck buddy?
>>708442158
He was a raging alcoholic.
>>708441809
ever come home and she's fucking one of your friends without you knowing?
>>708441636
Still looking, I wish someone in here had seen it..
I forget who documented it, but it was titled something like Cuckholding: Taboo (Not whole title, just words I remember from it..)
>>708442024
This started out with you expressing how much you think cucking is not sustainable.
Now you're just back pedaling slowly and saying you just aren't into it.
Pick a side Hillary. I'm into everything sexually except for permanent disfiguration.
And just because you jerked off to scat porn doesn't mean. We're the same.
>>708429014
But why?
