Hi /b/ one of the world's top 50 most famous people here, ask me anything
>>708425106
are you taylor swift?
can you like kill yourself?
>>708425106
who are you?
Are you enjoying the green and pleasant land?
Do you live in LA? If so, can we hang out so I can network. Been here a year and havent attempted to chase my passion.
Nice joke.
>>708425240
no but i hang out with her sometimes
>>708425255
i can't but you can
>>708425412
i'm an entertainer
>>708425106
You're a tree.
>50 most famous people
50 most famous target
come over here in paris so we can rob you target
>>708425106
Why did you feel the need to download a shitty stock photo to accompany your lies?
Give us a clue to who you are, fag.
Otherwise it's no fun.
>>708425728
how much fans do you have?
>>708425545
don't really live in LA anymore, but good luck
>>708425538
yep
>>708425700
cool
>>708425931
female or male
are you hot baby
>>708425106
Are you an artist (Musician/producer/etc.)
>>708425931
Based on your answers, we feel you're lying.
Do you dance for strange men in the night?
>>708426063
maybe it's a retard celebrity
>>708425809
will do, i'm much richer than kim
>>708425873
was just on my laptop, my favourite spot to relax near my house
>>708425910
millions
>>708425880
people who accuse others of homophobia are others gay themselves
It's Chloe Moretz. She's come to seek revenge
you're a nobody here. we're all equal. does that give you solace?
>>708425106
favorite thinkers and writers?
>>708426045
i had my own reality show
>>708426044
male
>>708426063
good for you
>>708426124
nope but women do for me
>>708426131
i'm smarter than you
>>708425728
You're boring af, I'd say quit your entertainer job and go do taxes or something.
>>708426280
Everyone's a fag here, newfaggot.
>>708426280
Obviously this is Steve Jobs, I knew you weren't dead you sly old jew.
Theres no way that apple could have come up with the idea of removing the headphone jack without you.
>>708426319
haha she's pretty annoying
>>708426418
believe me i'm a somebody everywhere
>>708426484
favourite writer is jd salinger
>>708426532
hey what the heck i didn't say you were dumber than me... i was just brainstorming... don't touch me newfag
Fuck off secrest, you're a hack
tits with timestamp or gtfo
you are just being an attention whore
summers over dicaprio
>>708426537
hey prick in a few months time you'll be regretting what you've just said to me
>>708426586
i respect steve jobs, i'm not jewish but my son in law is and he's a fantastic businessman
>>708426790
he said male retard read the thread babby
you were lying about reality tv
you are justin bieber
Are you running for president?
If not who will you vote for?
>>708425106
Do you have tits ?
>>708426681
You're in a tough spot. No one here will believe you're famous without proof, but you're not likely to give it.
>can you greentext?
>>708426859
You can't fool me!
I know you're alive just like Curt Cobain, John F. Kennedy and Hitler, you're all hiding from me but I'll find you.
>>708426931
fuck off
>>708426744
i'm not secrest
>>708426933
i'm male
>>708426940
>faggot
Nobody cares who you are. Please leave.
>>708426859
Being a tough guy on /b/.
Really now?
How does your fame equate to status on an anonymous website?
>>708425106
No you're not.
>>708425106
ok timestamp with one of yours expensive shit you must have
>>708427064
Not even secrest would admit to being secrest. Fucking liar.
>>708426873
i know but still, trying to get some proof
all right then faggot, sissy pis or gtfo
>>708427125
this.
>>708426681
I doubt you, you seem neither extraordinarily intelligent nor funny.
You might display the arrogance needed for what you claim to be, but really, that is a feat I could muster up myself and I am a broke German student.
Can you get trips?
>>708427125
no
>>708427071
you leave
>>708426880
not him stupid
>>708427064
Are you here regularly, you greentexting faggot?
>>708426859
Why will he regret? what are you gonna do backtrace it?
>>708426859
Bill Clinton
Chelsea Clintons husband is a flthy jew
>>708427356
>no
faggot
Gonna need something to go off here OP otherwise we can all just assume you're a faggot nobody having fantasies of grandeur.
>>708427372
i'm busy kid
>>708427335
what's that
>>708427107
have some faith
you you live in the uk OP?
>>708427356
I was here first, you leave
>>708426859
In a few months? Why is that? Will you be entertaining or funny then? Because this is off to a shit start.
>>708426280
>people who accuse others of homophobia are others gay themselves
1) no one was accused of homophobia, everyone is a fag here, and even if you were called gay, that's not accusing someone of homophobia
b)saying anyone who calls someone else gay must be gay too is also using homosexuality as an insult.
eg, you've just been homophobic.
>>708426859
It's freakin Hillary Clinton, everyone in this thread is dead.
>>708427479
yes. but used to live in LA
>>708427473
trying to think of something
Kek
>>708427475
You're OK 4chan, you're not busy secrest
Sage goes everywhere.
OP isn't even trying with this feeble charade.
ok someone has just hijacked it pretending to be me, and i can't seem to timestamp because my photos are all over 2mb
>>708427356
and you're a faggot as always, fuck off OP, abandon thread
>>708426859
when hillary gets elected.
faggot OP is pretending to be Bill Clinton
>hey prick in a few months time you'll be regretting what you've just said to me
>people who accuse others of homophobia are others gay themselves
top 50 celebrity and having a hard time making correct english sentences?
gr8 b8 m8
>>708427610
i'm not him
>>708427631
reverse psychology
>>708427550
why? i'm voting for ber
>>708425106
Can you spare 1 million dollars for poor anon? I have ideas to become wealthy but no money to get off the ground :(
>>708427671
my middle initial is J
oh holy shit, it is Chris Evans
you fucked yourself with Top Great mate.
FACT
>>708427475
You aquire the powers of the universe and generate a trio of repeating digits at the end of your post.
>like this
>>708425106
Come on Bill Clinton, you're too old for this
>>708427758
her*
>>708427356
404
also op is a fucktard
>>708427758
didn't you just say you were in the uk...
>>708427792
>or this
>>708427777
>>708427758
of course you're voting for her, you're rich enough to benefit from it.
>>708427777
William J(efferson) Clinton
>>708427777
quads - plus you're Homer Simpson.
>>708425106
Can you post your initials atleast OP?
>>708425106
What do you do to relax your mind?
Or do you relax your mind?
>>708427863
no that's a quad
>>708425106
Ever been to a party like in the movie "Eyes Wide Shut"?
>>708425106
Pitbull?
>>708427840
OP lies confirmed
>>708427475
What are you busy with? You used to have a reality show, what do you do now?
>>708427777
Fuck off Michael J Fox, post some expensive shit or gtfo.
>>708427507
get rekt OP
>>708426280
>people who accuse others of homophobia are others gay themselves
Lil wayne ....no homo
>>708425106
>>708427777
how is Hillarys dry crusty cunt treating you Bill?
Are you European? Judging by the way you spelled favorite with a u
>>708427953
Fucking Mr. Worldwide himself
>>708427998
not op but absentee votes dog
can mail that shit in
>>708427786
not him ask questions please >>708427628
not a joke
>>708427802
not him
>>708428007
you get rekt.
IM NOT EVEN OP AHAHHAHAHA IVE HIJACKED THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF SATAN AHAHHAHAHAHA YOUVE BEEN REPLYING TO A REGULAR PERSON AHAHHAHA
>>708425106
This ''celebrity'' doesn't even know that he should always capitalize the letter i when writing in first person in english. Fucking faggot thread
>>708427944
and those are dubs
>>708427758
Classic secrest... Did you ever fuck Paula?
>>708427777
check'd OP. Are you Michael J Fox then?
How's the parkinsons research fund coming along?
>>708425106
Listen OP, pic with time stamp. Stop being a bitch.
>>708427565
I live by Ascot in Wokingham you must be making cash then.
>>708426859
You're not Trump you faggot
How much money do you have?
>>708428154
and that's a mono
>>708428168
So close to a cure hes shaking
>>708428259
damn...
>>708425106
Show us a pic that proves you're famous... large house, duffle bag full of money, something. Also with timestamp.
>>708425106
Think you could kill yourself and open up a spot?
OP here, i'll tell you my identity if anyone can tell me why my mouse freezes everytime i press F5
Jr.
>>708427475
This faggot doesn't know what trips are.
Do you know anything about the Hollywood kid rape parties? Like who raped Corey Haim?
>>708428449
Probs cos you arent rich and your computer sucks
>>708428531
probs cus he is famous
Can you help me become rich and/or famous? Sitting in class right now not knowjng shit because my family forces me to college and I don't belong as a statistic, something much more. EricMark33 kik
>>708428449
You're attempting a refresh, just hit the button. Cancer.
>>708425106
Why cant you help me make my life better by sending me some money?
>>708428554
i'm on my daughter's laptop, blame her
>>708428449
Its john cena
There is no reality star who is now one of the most famous 50 people.
Kill yourself.
>>708428627
I'll fucking eat your daughter.
>>708428627
do you smoke bud? would love to blaze with someone famous and never tell anyone
>>708428591
Just keep believing that marc
Obvi Donald Trump
>>708428627
Dude hit function F5 to have it not stick. Now who the fuck are you? Time stamp and tits while you're at it.
>>708428627
find any nudes?
False. The 50 most famous people is dead.
>>708425106
fucking justine beiber... GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU FUCKING SUCK JUSTINE BEIBER!!!
>>708428619
need more of this girl
>>708428541
Answer me this? Justice for Corey man.
Elmer J. Fudd
>>708428835
hahahahah you are a joker my friend
>>708429000
was not a joke.
>>708428680
Donald Trump
Ren J. Hoek
>>708428627
God stop replying to this faggot and abandon thread.
>>708426873
>Implying tits or gtfo knows gender
>>708426873
>Implying tits or gtfo cares about gender
Gerard Joling
kaolu
Ray J.
OP here, i'm not gonna confirm who I am but one of the guys nailed it fairly early on, gtg
>>708426280
Do you have mom's spaghetti on your sweater?
>>708425106
fuck off OJ
>>708429431
you fuck
>>708429431
Hell yeah. Hey please stop wearing those faggy ass suits and glasses all the time.
>>708429431
Jair Bolsonaro
>>708428892
Its an ancient Hindu statue. It is thousands of years old. It was considered what women should look like. Not much as changed because what we desire is ingrained in us genetically.
>>708429431
Justin bieber just know /b/ hates you and we tried to get you deported.
>>708425255
>underrated post
>>708425255
>you should do this
>>708425106
SHOW YOUR FUCKING PUSSY
>>708429828
i don't need your shit
post more faggot
can't be beibs the guy had a "daughter"
>>708429828
What's a Hindu?
Just combine two famous people to figure it out.
I believe its Chris Evans who's real name is Christopher James "Chris" Evans.
He also lives in ascot and has daughters.
Wouldn't say top 50 in the world tho.
>>708425106
Isn't it annoying to be famous?
>implying you really are.
Every move in life you have to think over twice and people tracking whatever you do.
Also how much do you earn?
>>708426280
Try changing the filename before you claim it's your photo.
Ive heard danny devito browses 4chan.
it was bill murry, he is an advent browser of 4chan.
>>708428704
>underrated post
>>708425106
If I was a flower growing wild and free
all I'd want is you to gargle and drink my pee
and if I smoke trees growing tall and green
all I'd want is just to baste you, just lick my peen
All I want is you, grab my dick and ride
but you're too much of a bitch for you to be my bride
.
If I was a flower growing wild and free, don't put me in your pussy I have STDs
and if I fucked your face til my cock explodes,
just put me in your throat and croak like a toad.
>>708428704
by sucking his dick?
>you faggot
>>708429431
Do you find this sexually arousing?
>>708431227
Or this?
>>708431290
Or maybe this?
>>708425106
How do you feel about appealing to the lowest common denominator?
>>708431227
>>708431290
>>708431388
Who is she?
>>708431745
Trump's daughter.
ITS BILL CLINTON GUYS
>>708427356
Branson what you doing
>>708427758
Why you hiding branson
>>708425106
Are you Selina Gomez? And why not?
It so obviously RICHARD BRANSON
That our fake
>>708427777
donald j trump
admit it, faggot
