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butt appreciation thread
furst
congrats
what did I win?
a phallic object that can be used rectally for one's pleasure
get to appreciatin
appreciation is being had
: ^)
>>708390046
that looks viable for appreciation
>>708390046
fite me
>>708390216
*fites u*
what do I win?
>>708390195
gors
>>708390326
autism
Some cat came into my house while I was mid ranked game and was fighting
it was cancer
>>708390326
nou
>>708390376
what game?
also did you give it lots of pets
>>708390507
fag
I could get behind that
Get it? "Behind", eheh, kill me
>>708390550
I was going to stab it with a pool cue
also in league
>>708390613
>PLAYING LEAGUE
>2016
there is your problem
>>708390693
my friends are autistic ane only play it
there is like this 15 year old who plays/played with us and got super pissed when I said 'rip my promos' in a game we got fucked in
like actually pissed
>>708390590
Y-you too...
>>708390610
effort etc
>>708390780
why did they get pissed when you said that?
>>708390865
Because theyre an autistic league kiddy
Bleh
How's mama feeling today?
>>708390931
i should have expected that much
mama? she's recovering from surgery.
>>708391065
They dont even talk in our teamspeak anymore and tbh if he wants to complain to me about him M just going to tell him to stfu and probbaly make him cry
>>708390780
well maybe you should get better friends
>>708391178
Been friends with these people since I was 14, we met playing wc3 and now go to the same uni and shit
>>708391104
Still? It's been a pretty long time, is she at least feeling better?
>>708391287
She finally had the actual heart surgery on Monday. Everything before that was just prep for the actual operation.
>>708391253
wow, im so sorry for you
>>708391476
I'd feel sorry for your friends but thankfully you dont have any
>>708391165
go for it, if they're complaining about being beaten in a game where losing a game shouldn't matter any longer than a few minutes.
>>708391575
They mustve thought it was a comment about them playing badly when really it was a 'we're fucked'
But hey, not having to listen to a 15 year old isnt a bad thing
>>708391463
Woah, I thought we were talking about her tooth surgery? Well I hope she's not in as much pain as she was then!
>>708391559
ouch, ausie sass commin in strong
>>708391710
probably, i know a few people i used to play league with that got upset when i said we were losing because we had no communication and they were mad enough at that, thinking it was a personal comment, to boot me from the party
>>708391814
dont worry Ill be your f-
nvm you're bronze in ow
>>708391905
LoL has just gotten so garbage in player quality. I played LoL when I was 15 and you didnt care if someone called you bad, now its just kids with their buzzword and autism
>>708391795
I wouldn't know, really. I was supposed to go see her today with her husband but he decided not to wake me up so meh.
>>708389757
how is he so calm with that gigantic crocadick in his bunnipucci
>>708392014
yeah, i quit just over the summer, the game has turned to shit and the playerbase even worse, they're all special snowflakes and Riot bans you for trash talking now as it's apparently "toxic".
>>708392041
Well best of luck. I'll go sleep for 100 years now, g'night
>>708392134
drugs
>>708392161
g'nini
>>708392141
I only just started because im bored atm and got placed g5 and now g1 after 14game wn streak
>>708392246
eh, i peaked at plat 5 on my main in NA before it was perma'd in season 4, season 5 I grinded on CN1 and got plat 3 playing Varus ADC
>>708392349
Yeah, s1-s4 I went bronze to plat, s5 placed then didnt play and was g2 and now we're here
>>708392014
im plat in OW, plat in league
fuck your face
>>708392448
Dont talk to me you filthy pleb
xfer to oce and carry me in lol
>>708392414
not bad, I started during preseason 3.
i'm almost diamond in Paragon though so I'm happy with that
>>708392232
hmm... xanax & oxy?
>>708392506
we got oce servers in s3 which was godly. In s1 I did like 5 games, s2 I nearly got gold - was like 2 mmr off then dropped, we couldve also gotten gold in 3s but our friend fucked us
wtf is paragon
>>708392651
Paragon is a 3rd person moba being made by epic games on the unreal engine, right now it's in open beta and the halloween event just started, i'd say right now it's 6.5/10 or even 7/10 but if Epic takes it in the right direction it can be a lot better
>>708393099
why not just play overwatch?
>>708392500
only if I move to ausland would I do something that awful
>>708393222
if Hillary wins you should
>>708393180
i'm not giving blizzard any more of my money unless I see legacy servers for WoW, none of my friends play overwatch and that I'm not particularly interested in the type of game it is currently
>>708393327
OW is actually fun and you can carry unlke other mobas
Because someone has to do it for ammm everygame
>>708393222
You can move to West Aus and tell everyone to speak American
>>708393428
even then, unless there's someone that's going to shell out the money to buy it for me and if I have friends who played it, I probably won't be playing it and in the meantime I've been enjoying Paragon since open beta in August.
>>708393295
>>708393488
if Hillary or Trump wins ill move in with nef :^)
>>708393757
Dont move in with nef, he lives in the nigger state
>>708393742
just play paladins you poor faggot
>>708393951
looks like shit so i'm not interested
>>708393990
bootleg games normally do
>>708393803
We went over this before. West Aus is statistically low on abos. You're thinking of NT
You need to stop huffing petrol, it's damaging your memory.
>>708393757
You can have the granny flat
overwatch is not fun
>>708394019
and it's made by Hi-Rez
Smite wasn't good either
>>708394020
no one lives in NT
Abos come out of the desert and only place to go is WA where they sustain themsleves off bummed cigs and welfare
>>708394051
how so
>>708394066
smites for the people who always want to be unique
>>708394148
>no one lives in NT
Abos do, since they're like 1/3 abo
WA is like 4%
You lacking an education doesn't change facts, sunshine.
>>708394177
so Paladins wouldn't be any different
>>708394273
oh did I hit a nerve?
>>708394289
well it kind of is, its for all the kids who cant afford ow
>>708394375
I'd rather just not play either unless I end up getting OW at some point, but that's unlikely
>>708394375
Your insistence on being wrong hit a nerve.
This is why no one treats Australia seriously.
>>708394148
i do not like being stunned, autoaimed at, killed via broken hitboxes, walking through chokepoints with no flanks, wiping a team that is then fully resurrected, the semi-brainless design of most ultimates, among other things.
>>708394458
cry to someone else
>>708394434
yeah tf2 would be better than bootleg ow
>>708394545
>things that dont favour me are stupid
I mean, okay but its kind of suppose to be like that
>>708394624
yeah, and tf2 has been pretty horrible since it went free to play, too.
>>708394672
thought tf2 was still fairly popular though
>>708394020
Deal, as long as you cook for me too
>>708394748
i haven't seen the stats on Steam for it in a while, I put my time into it before it went f2p, sold all my hats and made $100 profit from the original purchase with the Orange Box and haven't played since.
>>708394624
wow that's maybe the most intense strawman i've come across here yet. i don't like these things from a design standpoint, whether they happen to me or against me. i do not like that a stun exists in a first person shooter. i do not like that commander 76 has auto aim. i do not like that roadhog can hook people through walls. i do not like that maps like egypt or whatever it's called have single entrances that are pathetically easy to defend. i do not like that a concept such as instant resurrection exists in a first person shooter. is that clear enough or should i continue?
>>708394992
>stun countered by shields
>aimbot countered by shields, heals, los
>hook by heals, shields and stuns
>egypt is balanced and has many strats for attack and defense
>targetting healer with flankers or snipers isnt difficult
Because you're bad doesnt mean the game is baldy designed
>>708394812
Motherfucker I don't even cook for me
>>708395273
fine have your wife cook for me
>>708395218
you are in denial. the game caters to mediocre players and kids and that is why those mechanics exist. this is how it has been in activision blizzard since the merger 10 years ago, and this is how it will continue to be. there is no point in continuing this line.
>>708396014
>ow isnt muh csgo
Its literally what its suppose to be
Its like the 3rd most popular game atm so I can tell that it was a failed game with poor design choices
>>708396187
i would like to clarify that csgo is also a bad game that i no longer play and popularity is only a metric for how consumable something is.
>>708396441
You're autistic
csgo is most popular fps ever, it isnt a bad game or it wouldnt be
Again, because you dont like something doesnt mean its a bad game or poorly designed
Popularity is the best way to gauge hoe good something is
man this is painful to read
How about we go back to posting gay furry boys?
>>708396627
>Popularity is the best way to gauge hoe good something is
Wow, who can argue with that logic.....!
Justin Bieber is good?
>>708396876
well, yes. Just because I dont like him doesnt make him bad
I only want a cute pup on a leash.
>>708396998
No further questions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxCzd_CYKt8
u smell.. i smell...
smell my tail
Any gamers here?
m-may i smell the joys under the tail as well
>>708397501
Oh no, maybe we should go in the shower and wash each other.
>>708397659
You mean gay-mers?
>>708397673
but that would destroy the delicious odors
>>708397740
What's your favorite game, gamer?
>>708397863
guild wars 1
am smells like wet feces.
dom pet my tail
>>708397943
>>708397943
>>708397943
i still play this game, dear friend
.////.
t-that's kinda lewd
pets zac's tail
>>708398208
I don't believe you.
pet zac on the sac
where should i pet demos?
>>708398304
doing elona vanquisher atm
I am purring
>>708398397
WOW LEWD
>>708398397
no don't. he's saving himself for Gordon Ramsey. You should see the erotic stories he's made about it; like how he wants to be humiliated by him with his cooking and then get dominated by his culinary skills.
I still never got my curds.
I'VE SEEN BURNT STEAK MORE APPETIZING THAN YOUR ROAST BEEF SHIT HOLE!!!!!!!
>>708398831
your what?
>>708398776
oooooooooooooooooooooookay
>>708398597
Discord is terrible. Honestly, I can't fathom the logic in that team build.
>being an animal molesting fruit
>>708398981
i did not say i was good at the game, and also i did not play for many many years and have no idea what the pve meta is. any recommendations?
but that build is good enough to do everything on HM that i've tried so far, so i'm not worried
pets dom's tail sneakily
>>708398831
you're what
who the FUCK has pat my tail
>>708398911
>Ramsey approaches you inches from your face after you made him an entrée
>he slaps it out of your hands and yells, "Disgusting, it's frozen!"
>then he grabs the back you your neck and forces you over to the stove and demands you make him another entrée which isn't a pile of dogshit
>>708398911
My curds.
>>708399249
My curds.
ns pls work
>>708399431
w-what does he make me wear?
>>708399451
fffffuck you
hayy
sneaks another pet on dom's tail
>>708399451
squish pls
>>708399646
hy
>>708399537
>>708399712
>>708399139
I assume you mean outside of SC's and PvP? Generally you go with an ST rit, 1 minion bomber/prot necro, UA heal necro, icy veins necro with rit heals, SoS heal rit, shared burden anti-melee Mesmer, and a panic anti-caster Mesmer. If you have the right set up on all of them, you can pretty much steamroll most HM PvE content.
someone finish my math
>>708399825
not asgore/10
>>708399537
every entrée you bring him which is disgusting, he forces you to take off an article of clothing in front of him.
>>708399923
>>708399939
I have like, 2 avatars.
I usually just post images of shit.
>>708399999
dem quints
>>708399249
dooootaaaa
I am going to get cheese curds and chicken before work
unf
>>708399999
holy
oh it was a Badj, what a blessed day
>>708399876
ST? UA? SoS?
>>708399982
and since they are all disgusting i am soon naked. do i e-ever get to be his disgusting entree?
>>708399923
what math are we talking about here?
i am here to bless you with many touches.
>>708400035
Irrelevant. How are you?
>>708399999
Holy quacking quints batman!
>>708400189
Well, my insides are healed up from Saturday when I was vomiting blood after drinking.
Past that I'm killing 40 min before work.
>>708400245
You shouldn't drink to the point of vomiting blood. It's not very healthy.
but it IS fun
oh sqaush is episode 2 out yet
>>708400171
get fukd
>>708399999
what a waste
>>708400124
I dunno
comparative fractions or something right now.
>>708400356
Eh. It was a fun night until I got sick.
I went to the fair the next day and shit.
>>708400115
Soul Twister, Unyielding Aura, Signet of Souls. Pretty much all the builds I mentioned heavily use multiple stats on their bar. The SoS, for example, has about half of its skill bar as channeling spirits and the other half is restoration skills.
>>708400445
>Squash
Oh.
And no.
>>708400465
I'll finish your math if you study history of design and architecture for me.
>>708400454
Would you have preferred it to be some random porn pic?
I've always stopped drinking before I start vomiting blood.
>>708400481
I should imagine you wouldn't be thriled to do anything the next day if you vomit blood.
>>708400521
are they relatively loose builds?
>>708400528
you've revoked real-name privileges for your impertinence earlier
>>708400691
I took some pills and got food in me.
I was good to go at about noon.
My idiocy is matched by my resilience.
>>708400719
What do you mean by loose?
>>708400719
That's BS.
The curd thing was a joke with Zac from last night.
>>708400245
how to flatten a muzzle 101
>>708400861
for example, when you say "ST rit" are you referring to a specific build of ST rit, or just a rit with ST and some flex skills?
>>708400878
this is your due punishment, DOG.
>>708401052
And you think calling me a dog is a bad thing for me?
>>708401136
precisely not.
>>708401194
>>708400818
I can't imagine how one would be good after that any which way.
So do you always create a troll character in rpgs?
>>708401052
Oh, well that depends on the role. The ST rit build is a specific bar because it needs all the skills to function (which is very important because the ST rit brings and can largely maintain the spirits: shelter, union, and displacement). It was created for a human to do for DoA back in the day but people realized heroes could competently run it too. As for the other builds, there's a slight but varying degree of flex room.
>>708401348
I mean, I'm use to being pretty sick and hurting all day so I just had to get the sick feeling out.
And explain the second part.
>>708401136
are you a good pup?
>>708401530
I'm a very good pup.
>>708401306
>>708401477
do you have the full list of these builds available?
>>708401530
he is NOT.
>>708401620
You sound confident. Who's your owner?
>>708401635
>he is NOT
>>708401695
Snuffles or George.
Luke and Stairs are the runner ups.
>>708401496
Huh... And here I thought your regenerative capabilities were on par with a troll.
>my idiocy is matched by my resilience
I think most times people make characters in rpgs that reflect themselves somehow. Trolls are incredibly resilient and not the brightest of species.
>>708401713
>>708401635
yellow eyes : a sign of a failing liver or a life of EVIL?
>>708401713
you are not even wearing your collar.
>>708401870
failing liver, you ever seen how much fredryk drinks?
>>708401866
High tolerance for pain.
I tend to make pretty generic characters.
I always use the default names in FF games.
>>708401635
I do on my assassin. A few of the builds are specially designed by me so you won't find some of them on PvX.
The ST rit is this: http://gwpvx.gamepedia.com/Build:Rt/any_Soul_Twisting_Hero
but everyone uses EoE, Signet of Creation, and Flesh of my Flesh for the blank spaces--basically a copy of the old DoA build.
>>708401932
I don't remember where I put it.
I got a red one to go with my tails.
I even got a new one, but all the pics I sent Luke were shirtless. So I can't show you.
>>708401786
I'm skeptical. How do you have a bunch of owners?
>tails
>plural
FILTH
one tail per person ONLY!!!!!
>>708401955
close enough
I was more referring to rpgs where you create your own character.
>I always use the default names in FF games.
wow...
>>708402090
George and Snuffles are my two best friends.
Luke and Stairs are my interests.
>>708402149
I have 3.
g-gee bill... three tails?
>>708402011
how do you determine what a useful skill is versus a useless skill? this has probably been my worst failing point in the game forever.
>>708402054
that is no reason why you cannot show me.
>>708402197
So your best friends own you as a dog?
>>708402289
I'll get Snap Chat and send a pic later.
>>708402316
It's complicated.
>>708402240
Use your
>
>>708402462
tit for tat, baby
>>708402486
>>708402289
Well, I guess it's a matter of experience. Some skills are great but heroes don't use them intelligently. Doing speed clears and PvP can clarify which skills are good to use. In general, you're looking for AoE skills which do a lot of damage, don't cause scatter, and ideally shut-down your opponent. The game is deep enough to where even that statement isn't entirely correct because certain content can call for certain skills and strategies. I know that's ambiguous so I guess you'll have to clarify for what purpose you're looking to choose skills or what you're trying to do.
dom snap me ur tail
>>708402197
how gross
>>708402462
maybe I could own you too...
z-zac... i could never be so forward...
>>708402817
i guess firstly i'd need to unlock many more skills than i have. i've been playing pretty casually since release and haven't bothered to unlock skills that did not show up naturally on my playthroughs, like certain elites or whatever. currently i'm trying to do all the vanquishing titles because i've kind of run out of other titles to max that don't involve sitting in a city drunk or grinding pvp.
i suppose the logical conclusion is being capable of clearing endgame content like hm uw or whatever the hot fresh kids do now, which i already knew i could not do with my current build.
>>708403192
Who are you?
hmph
just kidding, I respect the rights of you and your tail
>>708403237
Bah, I don't know how you haven't been doing speed clears. That's really the best part of the game! If you have a decent guild, you can learn pretty easily but it is pretty intense at first. Getting skills isn't too hard. After you find a build you want, you can just look up on the guild wars wiki how and where to get the skill.
>>708402673
rad
i-i would.. but..
>>708403711
i took enough enjoyment from the way i was playing. the thing i'm most interested in is enjoying the game, which i have been doing adequately enough for this long.
i don't have a guild anymore, my friends all moved on. how do i find a build i want? are the ones on gww still current?
>>708403947
dont steal my word
>>708404129
Not my fault you didn't bother copyrighting it.
>>708399999
HO... Hory shitoda !
>>708403964
Tell you what, after you successfully duo a dungeon or complete and underworld speed clear, you may find your interests change. It's a fantastic test of your skill and knowledge of the game's mechanics. It's unfortunate I haven't had a duo partner in ages.
You should be able to find meta builds here: http://gwpvx.gamepedia.com/PvX_wiki
