how fare your thots /b/? caught any good ones lately?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
how fare your thots /b/?
caught any good ones lately?
>>708383683
bump
I get like a match a month and a date a year
So no
>>708384209
post your profile
>>708383683
All I ever get are bots or girls that don't respond, so I hate it
>>708385648
again, post your profile
chances are something can be improved
>>708385935
Promise you won't make fun of me anon-senpai?
>>708386155
i am your guardian chad and i will do no harm
>>708385935
Well here it is, now tell me how horrible it is.
>>708383683
made a dummy account with reasonable photos from a Instagram model. that account gets 50 matches a day.
you're just not attractive
>>708386422
that's sad.
>>708386497
I know I never had much faith in it
>select picture to upload
>crop/resize it so its all in the little black box
>look at the picture on my profile and the quality has gone to shit
????
does this happen with anyone else
>>708386422
Is this suppose to be funny?
>>708386422
Look there's a heap of problems here.
I would be trimming that bio way down, possibly just to 6' and a joke. I would consider writing "6' and a joke to make you talk to me" to be better than your current bio.
Need the first photo to be a non selfie of just you, then a group shot, then you doing some social activity, and then maybe the one of you and the cat. As it is now, you're not giving anyone any reason to swipe right.
Do you have photos that meet those descriptors?
>>708386422
this is troll.
>>708386422
>>708386422
this has to be a joke.
>>708386789
this is solid advice.
>pic of you
>pic of you doing something to prove you aren't NEET
>pic of you with others to prove you are tollerable
>pic of your stupid cat or dog or whatever
>>708386422
Here's a version that's not as cringe worthy
Mikey 6'2 125lbs , really into film and animation. Do some light gaming on the weekends but would rather be out with you. Swipe right if you wanna pet my cat.
>>708387092
Even this makes me wince, but it's marginally better than the original. Longform Tinder bios are a red flag
>>708386770
Semi ironic
>>708386789
Well I never used tinder before decided I give it a try since I moved out of my parents house about a month ago and I feel like I need a woman in my new place to help liven things up.
>>708386828
>>708386899
I wish it were. I told you guys it was bad, I never looked at another anons profile so I didn't know what to put.
>>708386943
Pictures of you outside really helps.
Heyyy tell me how im fucking up?
>>708386422
how bout just writing
>want my fat chub ? then dial the number after the beep, you fat cow.
>>708387244
Delete the picture of you and the girl, women hate that shit doesn't matter what she is to you. Talking about doing drugs makes you sound like a jobless tool.
>>708387244
Wanna leave my MARK on you, 6'3
Get rid of the photos not of you, demote the selfie and make a non-selfie photo of just you the dp
>>708386422
Holy shit, follow the advice you've been given here, your profile is a disaster
>>708386422
nooooo stoppppppppppppppppppppppp
why the fuck would you talk about anime and video games hahahaha
Look, if you're not good looking, you need to do other shit to get the girls. I personally use self deprecating humour and sarcasm, to great success.
>>708387510
well i will try, this certainly does help me know how bad it is.
>>708387654
cuz i just want a waifu to keep warm on these cold winter nights
>>708387244
What's with the picture with the fucking Make-a-Wish kid
You have terrible pictures. You need a new lineup. Keep other women out of it, keep your dorky friends out of it, and probably drop the pictures of not-yourself.
And "I'm looking for a chick who does drugs" makes you sound like a fucking predator. Keep it subtle, anything more than "420 friendly" is too much.
>>708383683
>thots
>/b/
gtfo
Sexyfag here. I don't use tinder because its more successful to find girls out in public.
Yo, help me out /b/ros
>>708387490
>Wanna leave my MARK on you, 6'3
fucking cringing so hard to this lool
>>708388057
>Bragging about paintball
>>708387804
thats the most pathetic thing ive ever seen
>>708388303
really i thought it was less cringy then mine >>708386422
>>708388057
Your friends look like teenagers, your bottom three pictures are downright bad. I'm all for working with what you've got, and the plane thing is a nice angle, but none of the rest of it is working. Even your incorrect use of 'to' is gonna be setting off alarms.
>>708387871
Then i would be lying? Also these are the best pictures i have of me. I dont take them very often.
>>708387490
This is funny ha. Whats dp?
>>708387452
Why does everyone have problems with drugs? Also the other chick is in there because she is my current gf so i dont want them to think im single? I hate liars.
>>708388057
>i like to party
>>708383683
one match in 2 years, so no.
>>708388469
show us your disgusting face
>>708388459
>>708388215
>>708388421
Lmao, my eyes are being opened. Idk I'm not autistic, but I am autistic when it comes to this stuff
Cheers guys!
>>708388439
So take some new pictures. Not like you have to buy a roll of film, pictures are free. Put the work in.
And it's not lying to just be less offputtingly-overt about that kind of thing. There's ways of signalling you're into drugs (what drugs are we even talking about here?) without making you sound like a fucking predator. Be cool, man.
Tinder is tailored for people who are tall, handsome or funny, you have to have at least two. I got nearly 2000 matches in 3 months with the caption "when will beyblading be in the olympics // 6'3" and went on something like 30 dates over the same period, before I met my girlfriend and deleted.
If you lack the above attributes, you either have to give them something else, like I was saying to pilot guy, or sufficiently trick them with favourable lighting to get nudes.
>>708388469
You know the deal, post the profile.
When I started again with Tinder I didn't expect many matches but I got a lot of them suprisingly. But tons of girls delete me again afterwards. The other day I got a match and the girl messaged me first with a funny question about something in my profile. I replied with a normal/funny answer but next day the match was gone.
Stuff like that happens alot and I don't get it. It's obvious she liked me since we matched, she looked at my profile and messaged me first. I'm really done with this shit tbh.
>>708388770
Solveig is cute, is she a bot?
>>708389053
They're probably bots, except maybe the girl who messaged you with profile specific stuff. The bots tend to get deleted overnight.
Constructive criticism?
>>708389053
It's a numbers-game. Don't take it personally. You don't know what's going on on the other end, don't worry about it.
My problem is that I'm in the suburbs, and everyone around me is either white trash, ghetto trash, or pristine-rich-white-suburban-cheerleader-types who have no interest in me. When I'm in the city, around all the art-school girls and the hipsters, I LIGHT SHIT UP but it's harder to break that barrier.
>>708389099
Nah, but she is from Norway or some shit
>>708389099
>>708389311
remove the shitty thing about satan and i'll be fine.
>>708389311
Remove the shirtless-with-headphones pic.
Ideally get at least one pic that isn't just a selfie, but not a bad lineup aside from your profile pic being grainy as shit, but that's just me. You'll be fine.
>>708389311
>Fuckup
>"WTF IS HAPPENING XD XD"
>Satanic XD
You're an edgy guy
Why do you guys insist to mention drugs or literally have drugs in your pics? Delete that.
>>708388668
>>708389027
i deleted that shit yesterday, i'm too ugly even for snapchat.
Nevermind, i'm worthless.
>>708389469
fair enough
>>708388937
I gues thats kinda the thing. You can go out in public and get any girl by being a tryhard but tinder is basically build a bitch. Why settle for some straight edge Christian girl that only has missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation when you can get a slim addict who you can keep in your pocket because you have a job to support her? Someone who will get high as shit then make the house sparkley clean. Do nothing but stay at home doing her "wifely" duties. How are people that like drugs predators? Im talking all drugs.
>>708389311
All your pics are selfies. Lame. This makes it look like you have no friends.
Pics #2, #5, and #6 are shit.
Pic #3 is your best one. Make that your main.
Satanic tattoo enthusiast? 9edgy10me.
>>708389563
Its not grainy, not sure why it does that on the edit page. Will switch the headphones pic.
>>708389567
soooooedgy4u
>>708389311
I'm gonna pass the same advise on to you that I've given everyone else.
1. Diversify your pictures - follow the formula
2. If you must have a selfie make it pic 3 and lose the rest
3. Keep the bio short, try and capitalise on you being from NYC, cut out the edgy shit.
>>708389589
Nah give it a go mate, give us some idea of what we're working with (a pic of your face) and we can at least work on improving your presentation
>>708389696
>>708389787
gotcha /b/ros, will update when changed
>>708389787
Hey /b/ro, what's the formula?
>>708390107
>Non-selfie of you
>Pic of you in a social setting
>Picture of you doing a hobby
>Bonus points for non-selfie dog pic
>Repeat any of above for remaining pictures
>>708389389
Stupid sexy Norwegian pleb
>>708389787
>>708389696
Okay hows this?
Had a date with this rich mexican girl who is 7/10 that is here for college. Date went pretty well, she gave me a kiss at the end and said that for date 2 she wouldn't let me pay. And then she also brought up going on a 2nd date when I texted her 2 days later, but now she is being dodgy and hardly replying to me.
I'm pretty done with tinder in general.
>match with bots and random whores with dumb shit in their bio endlessly
>finally match a girl that seems decent
>land a date
>date goes well
>silence afterwards
I'm going to stick to meeting girls in person. This shit has just been a waste of my time.
>>708390522
Deadass b
>>708388057
fucking ginger
>>708390583
wut
>>708390522
Pretty nice if you want dick in your ass faggot.
>>708390583
are you making fun of pic 4 you fucker? Or just saying youre also from ny?
>>708390522
Lose pic 6 and maybe 3. Ordinarily I'd say pics of girls is a mistake, but I'm not sure how much we have to work with and I actually like pic 5. Condense bio to "New York snowboarder who likes businessing and tattoos."
>>708389389
She doesn't eat meat. You know what that means, right?
>>708390540
Pretty much same here. I can land an endless amount of dates in person, but tinder gives stupid whores too much power.
>>708390980
updating again with some more new pics.
>>708386422
Cringe fiesta. This can't be real. You are the definition of a weeb basement dweller
>>708391416
It's real, I can't be a weeb I'm a 1/4 Japanese the blood of the east flows through my vains so that makes me more of an otaku
>>708391198
less is sometimes better honestly. Its better to have 2 - 3 good pics than to have 6. If she wants to see what you look like then she needs to go on a date with you. Same thing on the bio leave her wanting something more never give a woman closure, smoking weed isn't cool it and it never will be.
>>708391561
>the blood of the east flows through my vains
>my vains
cringe supreme
>>708391561
half weabo.
half fag.
You are the personification of cringe.
>>708391930
It's a metal gear reference chill fam
>>708383683
Seems like every profile in my area is a bot. Had near 0 luck on Tinder.
Had a little bit more luck on Badoo, doesn't seem to be any bots there, yet.
Best luck so far has been with OkCupid and PoF.
>>708391737
>>708390980
OK hows this?
>>708390731
>>708392385
perfect but make 6 your main you look badass lose pic 1
>>708392385
Vast improvement. Bio is boring though, simple is good but find a simple joke that works. You're almost there.
>>708392580
Hmmm... Any help on the joke? I came off too edgy last time... What about "I barely bite"
>>708392524
kk
>>708392385
bait
>>708389389
She goes out alot, haha youll be cucked within a fouthnight
>>708392844
no its not lol
>>708392385
never do a pic in a bed like I said 1 should go, 6 shows off your body and it looks good, should be your main. 3 is your other weakest pic but over all huge improvement.
![Screenshot_2016-10-18-11-32-33-1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eKwUBXS.png "Screenshot_2016-10-18-11-32-33-1[1].png")
Because fuck em, that's why. Near me, it's literally either
a) wannabe country sluts
b) preppy college sluts
c) fat/ugly girls, mostly from tumblr
>>708392819
Looking for a girl to take to family gatherings so my mom stops asking if I'm gay
>>708393224
>>708392580
>>708392524
Just gonna keep making small edits till perfect
>>708393884
legit
>>708387244
>>708389690
assuming the reply was you as well..
how about a drug/hippie joke of some sort, preferably tailored towards the *particular* type of addict you're looking for.. (for me, PERSONALLY, I am into hippie chicks, so my profile would read "how many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb??........ to which she would MESSAGE me the answer [eliminates bots] which is "hippies don't screw in lightbulbs- just tents in the woods")
you've got this. you'll come home to an empty, ransacked apartment in no time ;)
>>708393608
oh jesus christ.....
>>708393884
>Shirtless pic in the background of a (hot) girl's selfie
ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>708394251
shiet. what kind of pic should I look for the put last?
i seriously need a good opener, i recently got tinder and got some matches but idk what to say really
>>708394123
:^)^:
>>708394382
Iunno. Who cares. You're over-tinkering.
>>708394513
k im just gonna delete it then. Thanks /b/ros.
>>708394761
Fuck bro, it's alg. I wish I wasn't retarded and could follow anons advice
How do I find pictures that look like me to post on a profile? If I put authentic once up, I'll get busted by girl friend's friends.
Tips anyone?
>>708394940
some anons mean well
>>708395112
I used to tinder anyway even with my girl and if she found out id just say i had the profile before we dated and its been dormant
I've used photos from local gay tinder accounts for a bit- so not to get caught by girlfriend. Got called out once by a girl for having photos the same as a mother match of hers. It was awkward
>>708395792
why would you do that? what happens when you actually meetup..
Used pics close enough to pass for a real life meet up. The goal was to represent myself as close as possible without getting caught while cheating.
>>708395383
jesus christ... tinderhelpfag here..
Look at this bitch i just came across...
>>708396476
2/2
>>708396416
Wow, you're a real piece of shit.
>>708397470
i cheat also
Need advice
>>708397650
Add your top three favorite memes to the description.
Chicks dig memes
>>708397650
charge ur phone
>>708397650
too edgy, too many selfies, 4chan reference
>ITT: Retards asking other retards to shit all over how they present themselves in the hopes that they might actually talk to the opposite sex
This might be the funniest, and most useful thread I've seen all day.
>>708397908
I'm avoiding work rn can't charge it lol
>>708397928
Very few normies would understand it so I don't feel like referencing this shithole is that bad... right?
>>708396476
Nice find. Good luck. Enjoy yourself.
I get pussy on the reg off tinder. AMA
>>708398617
I can imagine. Would fuck.
Currently going around with 3 girls.
Girl 1 - sub fetish, fucked on first hang out, big girl with big tits, nothing interesting
Girl 2 - seemed chill, wanted to hang and drink, blew me for an hour on first hang out, won't have sex but practically anything else goes, less big than Girl 1 but still not fit/small, slightly better face than Girl 1
Girl 3 - sweet, seemingly innocent, more curvy (much less stomach fat) than the other 2, chill, have hung out a few times and progressed to cuddling, hanging out tonight gonna see if I can make more happen, probably only ~6/10
ama ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Some advice /b/ros?
>>708386422
6' 125 wtf
>>708399589
smile?
Thoughts?
>>708399050
Thanks man, i'm assuming you're a dude
>>708399915
Haha, no. I'm definitely not a dude. Should have been more specific.
>>708400140
You know the rules...
>>708400140
>not a dude
>definitely
Trust me. Not a dude
>>708398470
that was a joke :X
>>708388057
step 1
>acquire a soul
>>708397833
>Chicks dig memes
can confirm
>>708386422
Thoughts? Just got on Tinder, and fresh out of a 4 year relationship that wasn't going well near the end. A bit rusty...
>>708401438
Funny man
>>708388770
If real, dutchfag
"Heey, alles oke"
>>708398617
Why is there two 5's?
>>708392385
Figure out what an Oxford comma is. Use it.
>>708403855
holy shit, never noticed that
>>708398371
>>708402006
Remove the part about something casual. It makes you look flakey
>>708398617
Im stealing that first line.
What's it like riding a camel?
>>708405460
Really fun, they stink like shit and are mean
>>708399589
fucking finger pick you casual fag
>>708398617
your grammar is shit
> installed tinder
> no good photos
> try to make one
> see how ugly am I
> cry a lot
>>708402006
remove something casual. Pic 3, 6 and 5 is pointless
>>708386422
cringe thread?
cringe thread!
>>708393608
there are so many things wrong with your profile bro
> tinder
> no replies
> irl
> every random girl is ok to talk to me and give her fb.
Help me get some pussy /b/rothers
My current bio is : " more ambition then you'd know what to do with"
i get alot of matches bc i swipe EVERYTHING to the right. thing is, im not even interested in meeting these girls, all i do is give them absolut silly texts like "i'm hungry' and then see how they react. quite funny to watch them build up conversation with the utter nonsense i give them lol
>>708387244
I think your profile is GREAT, dubs!
Especially if you're looking to have your life almost instantly destroyed by some meth junkie with 3 teeth left.
>>708388439
>Whats dp?
Not that anon, but I think it means you want to be Double Penetrated, you Dumb Prick.
>>708398617
cuz girls want you to buy them shit and travel kek
anyways, nice work, keep it up
>>708389311
Satanic tattoos, dubs?
Here's a freebie 4 ya...
>>708408859
>>708409539
>>708389311
Say you do rock & roll tattoos instead.
You might get to see more pussy.
>>708408859
>all from today.
>meth heads
>le ebin face
>>708387244
Additionally, get that shitty quote outta there. Unless that really shows off your personality.
Kinda ghey tho tbh fam
Anything i can do? Seem to get 2-3 matches per week
Is my dick big enough for Tinder?
>>708393884
Almost perfect! Replace picture 6 with something that isn't another grill. Red flag to other women.
Also put a period after tattoos and maybe an 'I' infront of barely bite.
>>708397650
Stop smoking.
>>708411110
Put some better pictures up man. You're not a bad looking guy but they all look pretty unflattering. And if you lost the long hair out up more recent pics, you probably would look better with shorter hair anyways
>>708411508
>>708393884
Oh and also the picture of the engine is pretty useless. The vast majority of girls don't have 'car guy' as one of their boxes to tick.
>>708396476
What is 'dat creepy stuffs'? Am I missing out on a meme or am I just too old to party?
>>708398617
>things have changed
>Smash the Patriarchy
What? Are you some kind of special faggot?
Don't you belong on Tumblr instead of /b/?
>>708386422
2/10
fake as fuck
>>708396595
5'0" with that frame? Would do. Just bring me a paper bag.
>>708397650
Nope, start over entirely. No chan talk, get rid of all the photos.
>>708398617
B+ profile, good work Jackman.
Baby tiger photo really seals the deal.
>>708406223
Right? If you can't play bass without a pick.. well you just suck I guess.
>>708399589
More photos of you, less of the music stuff. Not entirely cause music stuff is hot shit bro.
A little more on the bio, joke is bretty good though
Help
>>708412931
how do i get girls /b/?
>>708399881
1st and 4th pictures need to go,
"born down" is something I either don't get or is stupid and should be replaced.
Also, if the Donny Trumpet quote isn't ironic, KYS.
If it is ironic, get rid of it anyway because you'll just attract home down cuntry girls lookin fer their redneck romeo, nobody wants that.
>>708412931
>>708412982
pls /b/ i need help.
>>708413172
Get a haircut and shave that shit off your face to start
>>708402006
I have no constructive criticism for this one, but it reads exactly like every girl's profile from the Pacific Northwest.
>>708413172
buy a shirt that isn't 2 sizes too small
>>708407901
Don't post fake accounts, rude.
>>708413244
>>708413314
but alluah ackbar
>>708413314
its actually tight as fuck, why cant you apreciate my sexy sweater.
>>708411110
I dunno man, that 1st picture is awesome. the rest can go. 3 is great too. That little hand is serving you well.
>>708411180
It's to black man. You okay?
>>708413391
Literally me? Is there anything wrong with my pics, because I only seem to match with fatties and uggos. Occasionally I match with a cute girl, but they don't normally respond. I'm kind of awkward in over the net chat, much more comfortable talking to women in person.
Plz give advice /b/
>>708413775
get rid of the pic with the kid...
>>708388057
>Swipe right if you wanna get wandblasted by Ron Weasley
>>708413244
Don't listen to this guy, he's a actual retard.
>>708413981
He's probaly gay and knows whats best for me though.
>>708413895
Yeah? 8i figured it might stir up some maternal instincts in chicks/ show that I'm outdoorsy fishing type. Any femanons want to weigh in?
>>708383683
16 new matches i don't even go on match
Any tips? I'm a pilot but I dont wanna be bragging so maybe intergrate it subtly? I hear it's considered sexy.
>>708413775
>>708407901
Get rid of pictures 1, 2, 3, and 6. Display yourself, not your life. Girls date you for you, not for the fun you had at one point in your life.
Get rid of the quote, it has nothing to do with dating and makes you sound pretentious.
Try and say something that is short, slightly funny, and slightly revealing. Nothing too strong, cause that's a little aggressive, and nothing to short and timid, cause that's shy and weak. It's a slim line to tread. Good luck man.
>>708414418
"i'll show you the cock...pit, because im a pilot"
>>708388770
Are you swiping right on everyting or what?
>>708414137
Nah dude, I dunno where you live but beards like yours are really popular where I am. Chicks would go crazy for you as long as you're not a total spaz.
>>708414339
Fucking auto correct "much"
>>708414418
Get rid of pics 5 and 4, write and about me. The other stuff looks pretty good.
>>708414492
People in the thread have been saying have more than just selfies.. any reason why they're the only ones you recommend me to keep? Seems counter intuitive..
I agree on the quote though, had a really long bio before, so I put that in to seem confident. Comes off a little arrogant I guess
>>708415289
You can have more than selfies, just try and make it less with your kid and ol' grandma. Make it like pictures from an outing with friends maybe? It's hard to say with a kid cause your life should revolve around the kid but that's not great for dating any more.
Life sucks, wear condoms.
>>708414676
Nah i'm very good with people. i use Tinder as a fucking joke since i cant take people on it serious. all i do is fuck with people.
>>708415614
Not my kid, my cousins kid.
>>708387804
Thats not even funny.
>>708414648
Yeah pretty much, than I filter out the ugly bitches
>>708415787
Well fuck, get him the fuck off your tinder, what the fucks wrong with you, nobody want's shitty baggage in a new relationship. Fucking duh
>>708412931
only one change - look up into the camera lens. Eyes are important and the photo, while excellently posed, makes you look shy and retiring rather than exciting because you are looking down. chin up and look into the lens. And smile!
>>708416020
Would be good for an ego boost i guess.
Since there is a pretty big chance that I run in to all the girls I match, I only swipe right on very hot ones.
>>708415668
Oh, so the problem is you, not the people you match with? thanks, you could have said that earlier and saved me the keystrokes.
Fucker.
>>708383683
Broadly speaking, less financially secure Americans are far more likely to vote Democrat than financially well-off individuals, who tend to vote Republican. You know----Niggers
>>708416245
Hahaha like I said earlier.. I figured it might get some girls from maternal instinct or whatever. What's wrong with the other 2 pics where I'm with friends? Do they just look shitty or am I missing something.
Duly noted though, pic with kid taken off. Haha
The shitty thing is, my group of friends aren't really about taking photos and shit all the time. More often than not were just chilling.
>>708416541
HAHAHA, man, that was hilarious. Thots, thoughts? Wow, comedy genius. When is your comedy central special coming out, you fucking retard?
>>708416543
You should totally put that pic on your profile. Chicks dig trumptards.
>>708392385
make your bio short and simple.
when i had a tinder, i only used one selfie and the rest were candid photos of me doing stuff.
my bio i think said: scorpio as fuck and something else i cant remember.
chicks love astrology
>>708416796
You might be trolling, but I may as well be upfront about shit haha.
>pic related
>>708416543
I dunno then man, just get creative I guess. Do only selfies, that wouldn't be too much different from everybody else. Also Trump is fucking dumb, good luck getting any intelligent girls if you're a tumpeter.
>suing facebook
>>708411944
You do realize i say things just to get laid right? maybe thats why you're a sad virgin. because you dont understand what women like
Help a /b/ro out? Constructive criticism welcome.
>>708412931
make sure all your photos aren't selfies and you'll be good to go.
well and also know how to talk to girls but thats on you pal
>register on website designed to get you one night stands
>tell the truth
You guys are dense.
Just lie! Lie like there's no tomorrow.
Figure out what girls in your area want and then lie.
You're never going to interact with these girls again.
>>708417154
Dont be so autistic
>>708417018
>Cringe: the profile
>>708417154
You tryna pick up other dudes or something? Nothing in that bio is appealing to 90% of women.
Also, get some friends or a dog or something. Lonely pics are a dead giveaway that you're autistic.
>>708417049
>intelligence
>voting for Clinton
Pick one and only one.
We're not here to talk about politics though. Thanks for the advice anyways, though it doesn't seem like half of it was genuine.
>>708387244
you know this is a 18+ board?
>>708417516
Care to explain? Is it just the Clinton pic?
>>708383683
"The reason this election is so vicious is because of cognitive dissonance. You're voting for a candidate you don't like, so you need to explain why. To solve this, you attack the other candidate. And when more propaganda comes out saying your candidate sucks, you feel even more compulsion to attack the opponent to continue convincing yourself the opponent is worse than your own candidate".
I've been toying with that one for a few days. It seems pretty good to me.
>>708417787
Not the guy you are responding too, but you look way too "nice" for tinder I would say.
But I wouldn't know, havn't seen your matches.
>>708386422
>>708417524
I have a golden retriever though, how should i edit my bio?
>>708417676
You're welcome.
>>708417154
It scares me that people think something like this will get bitches.
>sort of into animation
Weeb
>movie buff
Pretentious faggot
>typical gamer
Manchild
>hardcore batman fan
See above
>valar whatever
Nerdspeak.
You come off like your typical 4chan user.
>>708418157
Funny thing is I'm kind of an asshole and I used to party like an animal back in the day. I can kind of see that though, I don't really have any edgy pictures.
Question though, are you male or female?
>>708418068
I assure you, that's not as profound as it sounds in your head
>>708417154
Replace pic 1 with pic 4, take out 'sort of into', you're wither in to it or you're not, if you're sort of into it you don't need to put it on there. Don't say you're a hardcore batman fan either it makes you look sad, just say they are your favourite films. Also try and add something a bit more social or 'outdoorsy' that you like to do, make yourself sound a bit more fun
>>708417342
Man, it sure took a long time for someone to post the truth
>>708418432
haha. You're what you do. How should i edit it mate?
>>708418469
I'm a male, so don't take my word for it.
Wouldn't say it's cringe, but I would say that you look like friend-material. Do you have a bio?
>>708386422
>>708419104
Yeah, it's nothing special. Pretty brief. I'm wondering if I should add that I smoke weed/cigs to get some edgy points.
Or alternatively add this pic for the same reason... kinda seems like I'm being a try hard by doing that but who gives a fuck if I get bitches from it
Never got that. Is it as easy as everyone says it is?
>>708419812
Or alternatively this one.
Mfw I tried to use tinder after coming back from deployment and couldn't remember how to act around people
I called one girl a "Boot ass fuckin POG" in a joking-but-pissed-off way
>>708419780
Yeah pussy b8 m8, I can't wait for this thread to die along with my shame
Only got tinder 2 days ago, haven't really properly built a profile yet. gf left me a few weeks back, we was together along time so I haven't had to flirt with women in ages
>>708419812
Not sure about the weed/cig thing, that is pretty taboo where I am from. Probably works around where you live tho from what I have seen, hit or miss really.
And regarding the pictures, I wouldn't know. I only use one picture and I am pretty good looking so matches is no problem.
Probably not that much help but maybe some other anon can help you.
>>708421215
>I am pretty good looking
On my /b/?
I don't think so. Your advice is null until you post and timestamp
tfw i'm 20 and look like i'm 16
>>708394422
me too anyone advice?
![Screenshot_20161019-025416[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PSQoqIJ.png "Screenshot_20161019-025416[1].png")
>>708418604
better anon?
Long story short. I catfished a girl with an Instagram model and now she wants to meet and have a fuckbuddy relationship. Even if I could I wouldn't want to do it but how do I break things off without hurting her?
AMA
>>708421963
....
>>708421963
show us yr profile lol
>>708421963
Post your photo or get out.
>>708421963
how do you do that anon?
>>708422144
Probably fake profile, or average looking and swiping on everyting.
>>708422082
top kek
>>708422598
Nothing that deserves these many matches.
>>708422932
Females would have to disagree with you there
do those stupid icebrakers even work?
>>708422598
whats your bio ?
>>708386422
>grab her by the pussy!
>>708423347
My college name and class year, thats it. Thats why i cut it off.
Help me out. Only have 168 matches
>>708423490
and aside the matches, do you get pussy ? Or you just match for fun
>>708398617
lawl. If you want to look like a closeted, middle-tier frat bro at your local university follow this kid's lead. His duechy abroad complex pairs nicely with the bottle of yellow tail and regurgitated one-liners he'll feed you on his netflix and chipotle date.
Forgot the pic help me out
>>708389389
Do you sit there with tinder plus and swipe all day long? What a fucking pathetic life.
>>708399881
Too Mexican try being more white
4048490726
It may not be tinder but she's really hot and slutty
>>708387804
And it clearly works
>>708384209
me too pal
My current girlfriend I met on there who let's me cum inside her, so I can't complain about it.
>>708418582
I assure you, when you think everyone else is constantly egotistical, it might just be you.
>>708389311
picture 5 was so gay it gave me aids.
question:
every time i try to get them to send me a text to get a code it says they're sending it and i never get one and then eventually says there was an error and for me to try again. Been at it for 3 days and it hasn't fixed. Have uninistalled and reinstalled multiple times.
Also I'm using a phone number I've used before on an account I deleted.
>>708427167
this is to get on to tinder in the first place if that wasn't made clear by my message.
>>708426441
I assure you, your intro-to-psych-meets-2nd year-sociology-major bio makes you indeed sound like an over-compensating pseudo-intellectual
>>708387235
"Amateur tattoo artist, aspiring necrophiliac"end of bio
>>708417115
FUCKING BURN
>>708427167
>>708427729
come on bros help me out
>>708424027
>make suit pic first
>remove car selfie
>make bottle-eating pic second
>remove pic of you in grey shirt w/ white shorts in back
>make black shirt pic third
>retake grey shirt selfie but smile in it
>no pizza gayness, say something about your gym habits/ interests
>winrar
>>708398617
Thanks I needed some cringe
Bio:
>drummer/guitarist/sailor/vegetarian/concerts/
>up for anything as ling as we're having fun
How am i doing? I'm really too much of an autist to be using tinder but hey, at least i'm trying.
>>708383683
Fucked a chick, got chlamydia. good way to meet chicks so long as you''re not a retard
>>708399608
this was my first thought. he needs to go to /fit/
>>708429616
take images 2,4,5 off chicks dont care about ur bottles silly faces or bros
>>708424027
how do u manage to make the same face in every photo?
>>708429616
the first photo is nice tho you could def pull some girls if u tried
