ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
i literally have no secrets. there is nothing. not a thing. the cupboard is bare. there is literally nothing you can hold over my head.
My foot doesn't actually hurt, but I'm milking it for all it's worth.
Picture not related.
I'm incredibly lonely
>>708364683
wait whats that? you dont like it when i start calling you out for acting a bitch?
golly tell me more.
I watch bestiality, scat and foot porn almost entirely.
>>708364715
Me too, Anon. I quite literally have ZERO friends. The last time I had any significant social interaction with peers was in 2008.
My girlfriend and I have been in a long distance relationship for 3 years now. And when I say Long distance I mean long. She lives in the Netherlands, and I in the US. We were extremely happy the first 2.5 years, talked all day everyday and we were always desperate for one another's attention. Visitations went very well, we were crazy love birds
We agreed waiting another 5 years for me to graduate wasn't going to work, so we agreed to get married! We're young yes, but so crazy in love we hate being apart For the past couple months we have decided that we can't be long distance forever. I have school for another 5 years to get my degree in dentistry, she doesn't go to school only works. So we agreed she would move here. At first it was going well, we were both excited when we received our NOA and everything, we're nearing the end of the visa process, but a month ago she started growing more cold.
To get personal, she isn't as sexual as she used to be, all flair is gone. She doesnt engage in flirtations with me, sexual talk, any emotional talk really She's been cold and distant It's understandable, she's moving away from everything she's known her whole life I can't imagine how scary it is for her so I've tried to be as supportive as I can But there are days when she doesn't know how to reply, and simply doesn't. She doesn't wish me a good morning the next day, and I tried not texting her first to see how she reacts She didn't text me for 4 days until I finally texted her.
We finally got into an argument today, thank god. At least we spoke, an an argument means we're trying, right? Anyways she explained how when she enjoyed not speaking to me for that small while, it didn't remind her of all the stresf of moving.of course this had to happen while I was in class, but I sort of broke down
>>708364980
I ran to the bathroom and cryingly explained how I've felt rejected from the one person I love more than anything Its torture in every sense of the word She replied with "sorry" This wasn't enough for me. I continued and pressed on, she finally, after pressure from me to respond, says she isn't sure if she even loves me anymore She later said she's sure she loves me but its hard to think at this moment But how could she be so cruel.
Anyway it continue a little later, I explained if she needed time to be alone (texting guy friends I know nothing about, that makes me extremely jealous knowing some guy is probably bad mouthing me to her) she can take it. She took it. She said bye and that was it.
Please help guys. I don't want to lose her, she can't visit during this visa process and i can't visit her because of school. Mid terms are here. I still don't even know if I should text her during her "alone time" I feel suicidal sometimes.
>>708364898
It will pass
>>708364550
i have a lot of opportunities in life but i just want to sit on my pc playing games. I complain constantly about life sucking, but i don't do anything to improve it.
>>708364980
>>708365002
ah yes the curious case of where you live
here
sydney
in the bush
poland
western yurop
britan
scotland
washington state
california
nyc
and the latest contribution - netherlands.
A gay guy tried sucking my dick once. I'm straight. I couldn't even get hard. I ended up leaving immediately and stealing a bottle of alcohol on the way out. Got super drunk and cried.
>>708364980
Waaah, My Problems! 3: BBC Chronicles
>>708365148
look i replied to this. whoa can you believe it
I hate niggers
also sandniggers
and mentally challenged people
i'm edgy
>>708364980
One Way
A bitter romance that will have you in tears
>>708365087
I am doing my best to believe that to be true. But how much longer should it be this way? I'm not looking for an entourage to adore me or any stupid shit like that. Really, I just want someone to come over once in a while and play Dungeons & Dragons or watch a DVD or something.
>>708364550
friends car tried to mom me in the back finger
>>708365002
its over mate
>>708364898
I thought I was the only one like that. Never had a close friend my whole life. I have had many friendly acquaintances over the years and am generally liked when I socialize. But I never never formed anything real and I don't think there's anyone for me in the world really. Loneliness is the worst fucking feeling too.
i dont hate niggers!!!! i know i know its despicable!!!!
>>708365002
>>708365485
↑↑Pretty much this. Sorry /b/ro. Sounds like you might have 'smothered' her. Chicks ultimately need a confident man, not a love-sick puppy licking their faces as soon as they walk into the door. Not necessarily saying YOU were quite that bad. Just including a bit of example to help clarify my point is all.
mmh, I dont have that much secrets, but the one that bugs me the most:
I don't like getting drunk, because I get either angry or depressed as soon as I'm alone, and I even lost control one or two times (destroying shit), which is pretty much the reason, why I never drink more than one or two drinks anymore.
Most of my friends like getting drunk from time to time, so I often gotta make excuses, why I don't wanna drink.
(Well, actually only gotta make these excuses to one or two of them, since that evolve to beeing some major dicks when drunk)
i know u all r fagots and i keep it secret!!!
>>708365806
on the dl. i think its obviously bullshit. you just pulled out that the wire S2 pop psychology. lester to mcnulty, the further away you are the more they believe
I made a mistake and now I am in deep shit I can't post it here bcas ppl would probably make fun of me
>>708365909
*foreign not further away
>>708365751
how old are u? i rarely get drunk, maybe 3-4 times a year, and even then i dont get wasted. been there, done that.
>>708365928
but this one i really want to see what happens next. its so big a meme its too big to fail.
>>708365909
man i wish i did understand that!!!!
>>708365644
I'm willing to bet there's a bunch of folks in this same situation. But by its very nature, this circumstance is rarely discussed. And, like yourself, I too am 'friendly' and have had a decent number of 'acquaintances' over my 42 years (yes... I'm fucking old) but the last 'meaningful connection' died in Afghanistan with my life's ONLY real friend ever. I often wonder if there's something wrong with ME that I just can't see or have never been able to notice. Do you ever feel that as well?
>>708365995
you did understand it and instead of jerking my ego off jerk me off
>>708365716
None of this happened until the realization that she was leaving everything being to be with me
I'm having a hard time actually grasping the concept that a 3 tear relationship is over
I don't want to give up on it yet, at least I could think to myself that I tried my best
But thinking to myself now that it is indeed over, I have no idea what to do
Not a social person
Hate being alone however
Shit life decisions
>>708366072
im sure u woud like that!!! seriosly i didn+t understand shit (i was kidding)
>>708366154
no no no you dont get out of that easy friend. this is a clip show.
My cousin and I are in love since 8 years. Nobody knows it. All we want is to be together.
>>708366210
this isnt cannon
>>708364657
100% owns a fedora
>>708366226
its the ludicrious thing i have every read. beyond stupid.
>>708366210
well then explain what u mean by pop psycology etc to me please!!!!!
>>708366262
no i have things i want to hide but i have lived with no privacy for years now.
>>708365972
22. Living in Germany.
Most people I know in that age (~18-25) are drinking/getting drunk at least once a month, which kinda sucks.
While I'm getting more and more out of that "drinking is fun" shit attitude (honestly, beeing tipsy is quite fun, but beeing drunk just sucks), some of my friends still like getting hammered every 2-3 weeks.
>>708365696
Holy shit me too anon, I thought I was the only one.
It's so hard to be on 4 chan and not hate niggers... It's like.. suddenly you're a nigger yourself to other anons
>>708365002
you gave her too much, too needy.
you killed the relationship, now you should probably do yourself too since you won't find someone like her again.
god speed anon.
>>708366140
It's simple really: is she more important to you than your dentistry degree? If so, take some time off school and go to HER home environment and see if that changes things back to good for you two.
>>708366507
>>708366537
this meme is too big to fail.
>>708366416
i hate jews though!! (u must always hate somebody)
for my gf's sister's 12th bday I gave her oral sex as a gift from us.
>>708365923
see nobody cares
>>708366638
you got me motherfucker.
>>708366677
?????
>>708366311
fedora
>>708366713
lol
>>708366140
What you need to do is pretty simple. Cancel all contact RIGHT NOW without any explanation. And work on yourself until you feel better. This can take months years or even longer. Whether she comes back to you during this time is irrelevant. If your in a relationship where you fall apart and keep your life together when she behaves off to you you're fucked already. I've had this to a certain degree and I was actually pretty disgusted with myself when the madness faded away. Seriously anon. It's far from too late to better yourself you just got do it. Emotional pain should be motivational that there should be positive consequences once it is over.
>>708366673
this is just nuts.
1. this really puts in terms your relationship with your sister
2. if i was a poon hound i would have gotten laid serveral times by now
>>708366756
maybe killing himself would work too???
>>708366729
kek
>>708366756
how is your drug lord fiance? I gots me a bon-a-fid-e princess
I want my friend to blackmail me into sucking his cock and getting fucked by him
>>708366778
she's my gf's sister, not mine
>>708366045
Not really. I look deep in myself and see a lot of things wrong with me tbh. Others don't see it. I think there are people who would have been open to being close friends with me, I just never felt a strong connection.
>>708366911
so your sister is a lesbian and u fucked them both???
>>708366911
its very clear how this relationship works. very clear. did someone say middle child? did someone say jealous? oh not me. i didnt say that.
>>708366799
It's also an option. Life isn't for everyone.
>>708366902
oh hi, your friend here, just provide some good blackmail material and I'll get on it
>>708366673
Did she like it?
Also: Greentext!
>>708366825
I feel like you're referencing something that nobodies ever seen except you. Or you're just really bad at referencing.
>>708367010
yea thats true neither for me ill kill myself too tomorrow
>>708367051
nah i dont hit below the belt. i still those images. soo long ago, who can remember (i can remember vividly)
My gf is a nigger
>>708367117
MAD
A
D
>>708366756
I've never thought of taking a semester off to be with her
I guess now only to wait till she contacts me
Thanks anon
>>708367117
that disgusting nigger!!!!! u suck on his dick too?
>>708367085
You do you. But you could also just not kill yourself. There's plenty of options. You can almost always kill yourself no one is gonna take that away from you.
>>708367174
another semester. no thanks i have shit to do. aren't you studying here or is your """degree""" done. come back for further study
>>708367251
this meme really is too big to fail
>>708367174
Don't stress. I hope you have some clarity by the time she does or does not. Seriously consider if you even wish to reply to her.
Been dating my girlfriend for quite a few years now, I've fucked 15+ chicks in the time we've been together, she knows nothing about any of them. I'm extremely territorial, i have access to all her social media and cell phone at all times. She slipped up when we broke up a few months back and fucked a dude, (second guy shes been with, first being me) Im 24, shes a year younger than me. Basically came to an agreement that I can do whatever I want to her sexually on command from here on out, and she'll buy me whatever I want. Think what you guys will, I needed to get this off my chest. ( I don't much care for the format this is in either)
hey i cant wait to start working this aforementioned startup. seriously hope that meme will stand the test of time
>>708367431
no thanks.
>>708367431
God you suck so much dude.
Once, i fucked a dog and came inside
>>708364980
It's hard but it happens all the time. I had a similar thing happen to me and at least 7 guys I know. Long relationships at a young age do not end well. Your best bet is to get out with your friends and have fun... do not let that vampire feed on your life energy
>>708367431
so u mean u fucked 15 dead chicken and your girlfriend is ugly????
>>708367685
DOOT DOOT
DOG WHISTLE
I've never had enjoyable sex in my life.
I've never made love before.
I mean, I'm tall fairly well built not completely ugly sort of intelligent and have a very large dick if 9 inches is considered large have studied the act extensively and have never left anyone unsatisfied. I've had more then a few women and men after me, I just don't know.
I just, don't really enjoy sex and really just see it as a way to connect on an emotional level and make or keep friends.
Without that, it's meaningless.
I'm not even sure if I enjoy masturbation or if I just use it as a way to train for and advertise sex that I will never allow myself or want to have.
What's the point in it. It's just sex,. No matter how good I am or how many imes the orgasm or how hard or gentle or much pleasure and pain
They'll never love me, this broken twisted man who has nothing to him no good in him.
Either go back to the safety of being a neet monk or whore around and hope that I luck out or die.
OR I can just kill myself and just stop pretending i'm happy or hthat there is an way out of this terrible empty life
>>708367066
she was pretty nervous at first so we took it slow. after about 10mins she relaxed and could enjoy the full pleasure. she loved it. I edged her when she was about to cum, loved teasing her. after about 20mins i finally made her cum, was cute watching her squirm and her body tremble from the overwhelming pleasure
>>708367800
its your boyfriends fault!!!!!
>>708367680
i had mine sucking on my cock
>>708367823
It was her birthday wish?
Ever did anything again?
>>708364980
Its over buddy, I've been in almost identical situation cept the other country part, we were just different cities. Don't fuck up your degree over this. It hurts and feels like it don't get better but it does. If she's txting guys u don't know and won't explain or tell you who they are its certain she's wanting out of deal. Women do this kinda shit when they think the relationship is doomed. Mabye u fucked it up, mabye she did, mabye that's just how shit goes sometimes. Make a clean break anon, call her tell her straight that how much all this is hurting say u don't want any more pain or bullshit, tell her u decided not to make all the effort. Tell her its up to her if she wants you or not. Just make the break it's important U not her makes that decision anon. But honestly if she txting other guys she's looking for away out. Nothing u say or do is gonna change her mind. U end it, it'll be better for u down the road.
>>708366921
I'm right there with you both, except I somewhat see my issue is that I don't reciprocate their friendliness, I never reach out and make plans or just have friendly conversation. I guess once the interaction is over I just move on. its understandable how people would get tired of always being the one to have to contact me. oh well, fuck their needy asses.
>>708367939
this meme is too big to fail.
>>708367981
fuck off i have continually tried to keep reaching out to you. what happened to pizza at the fanciest pizza place. but no youre the one with cold feet
>started online dating profile
>met really awesome girl
>talked for a few days, then hooked up
>after this, she didnt want to talk much any more
>still really like talking to her, but she wants me to leave her alone now
>create second profile with friends pictures
>start chatting with her
>she is into me, but has no idea who I am
I honestly dont know the best way to end this...
>>708368110
with a knife in the woods ofcourse
>>708368110
2
big
2
fail
>>708367939
if my nigger woman goes out looking for dick im ok with that i know mine its bigger and softer and prettier....(did i say bigger??)
>>708368110
Is she into you, or into your fake?
>>708368110
Shotgun in the mouth u faggot.
>>708368110
that's borderline stalking and you wonder why the whore don't want you
>>708367870
I've never had a boyfriend.
And to be honest I never will, I don't really find men sexually attractive.
>>708367925
I dk if it was her wish or if gf's idea. ate her out a couple more times, gf didnt know
>>708367939
Copypasta is old
>>708368263
well I am keeping the fake profile as vague as possible with the description. really all she knows about me is from our conversations. she really seems to enjoy talking to the new me, even though I had basically the same conversations with her before...
I don't know exactly why she hates me, but loves the other me. I am basically the same in both.
also the pictures I used aren't much more attractive than me. I already know she thinks I am attractive, we already hooked up once...
>>708368346
Lucky bastard. I'd love to eat out a 12 year old...
>>708364550
I fantasize about murdering people. I get really carried away, I'll plan it all through in my head. Other times I'll just imagine what I'd like to do to someone.
The other big secret is that I feign sexual attraction. I'll pretend to for the sake of fitting in but I'm completely asexual.
The people who know me best have some vague ideas about what goes on inside my head because I am occasionally very candid when I'm drunk.
>>708367518
Trust me, I know.
>>708368407
she is a whore bro, with daddy issues and all. promiscuous slut incapable of feeling anything beyond the douche nozzles she uses to clean her rancid fuckhole of the semen of many many many many men
>>708368345
r u nigro or nigra????
I'm a girl. With a Penis
>>708367981
>Once the interaction is over, move on
That has been me totally forever. I mean if I felt more of a connection maybe it's different.
>>708368617
assuming she was a pump and dump and quit say a year ago at 22-23 thats still better than most pump n dumps who never quit and end up bitter and resentful. What i absolutely cannot tolerate is being unfaithful whilst in a relationship and this """LDR""" time counts as in a relationship
>>708368465
dont waste your time and bullets hung yourself!!!!
>>708368676
me too bro, me too. even in preschool. I'm 32 now, still the same.
>>708364898
This. I haven't spoken to someone for more than 10 minutes in years. My contacts list is entirely empty.
I'm, like, super into bestiality.
Don't know if I would actually do it in real life.
Probably not.
>>708366311
No secrets.
>>708368412
it was really fun imo. she had a perfect shaved innie pussy, she got really wet, had her juice all over my face
>>708368832
how old r u???
>>708368407
I wouldn't touch that girl with a long pole, let alone with my dick. I advise you find someone else to stalk
>>708367680
i did that a few times too. right in the ass. otherwise i'm the cumdumpster for dogs in a vast majority of times
>>708368639
I'm a black man.
Does this matter?
>>708368753
I have no such intentions. I am good looking, smart, have an extremely bright future and enjoy life. Just because I don't want to fuck women doesn't mean I don't enjoy having a pint and watching the game like a normal guy.
>>708368873
killing others is bad (aside from jews) killing yourself is good!!!
>>708368884
triggered
>>708368896
24. I am very, very alone.
>>708368952
Not very nice.
>>708368818
32 is just months away for me. If I have 32 years left in me, I hope they're better.
>>708368948
escuse moi mister nigger i thought for a second u were maybe a girl, im a nigger too but less educated!!!
>>708368832
shitposting on here and text chats on TWD:RTS are the only outward expressions I've had since Saturday
>>708368617
She is definitely not the type to sleep around. Trust me, I have been getting to know her pretty well... She is just very antisocial, and I think I came on too strong the first time, and she probably felt awkward around me after we slept together.
I feel like I am just getting a second chance at it... maybe could even bridge gap between both of her views of me
>>708369035
That is literally the shitposting equivalent of putting on blackface and screaming, "IMMA PICK-A DE COTTON, MASSA!"
>>708368951
ok ok u all r so itchy today, just suffling possibilities!!!
>>708368962
s0rry
>>708368407
yo, you must not have been any good mate
>>708368670
is it atleast feminine?
>>708369008
ok excuse moi didnt mean to hurt your fellings...
>>708364550
I can't feel empathy towards anyone or anything. I don't know why, but I just don't care for others. I tried it multiple times but failed miserably.
That's why I just mimic others in the way they "care" for their friends and family so I seem like a "normal human being". This lead to me being seen as "one of the most caring guys there are" and now I have to act like that all the time ....
The only thing I wanted was to live my life peacefully without being hunted down like a psychopath or some other dumb shi and now I'm at the center of other peoples lifes only there to help them and to be emotional help for them ..... But it's better than being lynched by some harpys/idiots tbh ...
I don't want to sound like an edgelord but I'm starting to really hate people. Just...humans in general, they really make me angry for some reason. When I see someone smiling, I kind of want to stab them to death with a pencil. I don't even know why...I just really hate everyone.
But I can't say that out loud because I'll just sound like an edgy middle-schooler. But I probably am going to snap and kill one or several people some day.
>>708369082
he's from paris, just ignore him
>>708369082
yeah right, now im evil!!!!
>>708369050
nah, she ain't into you, you don't exhibit normal behavior obviously. it's why she ain't into you. let it go. you're just gonna end up being mocked by her and her ppl in the end for being creepy
>>708369228
lol dude u some kind of Sherlock Holmes or something???
>>708369227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
I've been close to killing my farther numerous times, as close as standing over him while he's sleeping with a machete, trying to force myself to take his fucking head off. Got to the point I thought about it daily for years even wrote out pros and cons lists about different weapons to use, the thing is my farther is a great guy, always provided for the family loves mom is faithful to a fault, isn't into drugs or alcoholic dramas. I love him we get on great, don't think about killing him anymore just stopped thinking about it. Don't know why I did , but the urge was so strong sometimes I would get shakes and sweats just trying to remain calm around him. Never felt hate or anger towards him just don't know why the fuck I felt compelled to kill him. Glad I got over it and didn't fuck up all my family's and my life.
I hate myself. I hate my family. I have people I don't even know. Sometimes when I see strangers looking happy I wish they would die. All conversations feel like small-talk. Nothing really matters to me anymore. Everything feels so small and insignificant and annoying. 90% of the time I am feeling the emotional equivalent of watching paint dry; it's the most mind-numbingly boring feeling you could ever thing of. The other 10% I wish I were dead. I don't enjoy things. I don't have hobbies. I don't go outside. I don't love anyone. I don't know what to do.
>>708365111
do you understand the word secret?
then again, these threads have lost their soak a long time ago.
it's all nerds bitch about their internal struggles now. do it on/soc please.
>>708365148 what do you mean, normal BBC(British Broadcasting Company) or very tiny black dicks? I just dont know anymore, is this site is all bots, shills, jidf and niggers, all degenerate propaganda now, or.... but USA president is a nigger, and USA like 70% niggers, so you are nigger too, degenerate nigger cuck.
>>708364550
I'm such a astoundingly boring person that I don't even have any secrets to share. Or does that count as a secret?
had an ongoing sexual relationship with my younger brother from when I was 13 to when I was 16, he was 7 at the start and 10 at the end
>>708369448
i love you anon
man people get pissed off at me for asking or saying wird shit, when, this is the time to do it, ill not keep it as a secret most of the thread is shit!!
only 1 anon shared that he came inside his dog, thats the kind of thing i belive the rest are lies....
>>708369448
I feel that feel at all times of clock. I just troll....it's life. everywhere everything everyone
>>708364550
I'm alone
>>708369560
Holy fuck
>>708364550
I have almost no social contact outside of work, my SO and my family.
I'm really quite content.
>>708364550
I picked the most ugly, fat and lonely gay guy I could find, made him feel special, loved just to fuck him in the ass, cum inside of him then never speak again.I do this because fat asses is my fetish and would do it again soon.
it already ended, anon
>>708369695
dylan?
>>708369695
u r a disgrace, surely thats not a secret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc9NVnsVXBY
Can't stop fapping to her man.
>>708369806
No?
I'm not even from an english speaking country.
My wish it to kill myself with someone.
>>708369838
r u human???
>>708369926
lol
>>708369883
you told, now itll never come true. RIP
>>708369313
sort of
>>708370035
;_;
Is QG here?
>>708370137
there's always the benoit method
>>708369028
hate to hear that, its suposed to be the best time of your life, u still very Young fagot!!!!!!!!
My brother's daughter isn't his, his wife (then gf) cheated on him with me when I was 18 and I'm 99% certain the real father.
The little girl is 6 years old now and he's clueless.
i recently broke up with my ex and still havent forgotten about her. she got really drunk and made out with 3 guys and 2 girls at a party while i was out working a week later i broke up.
Not sure if it was the right choice
>>708370117
man then u need to call Watson!!!!
>>708370456
keep fucking her its sounds like a lot of fun, keep friendship with her
>>708370403
Good job anon
32 been having an affair with my wifes now 16 year old niece for 2 years. Very casual and some quid pro quo is involved, but she enjoys it. I assume it will end soon if she gets a boyfriend.
>>708364683
I miss her
I want to bang my dog.
She is beautiful golden retriever.
Thing is, I wouldn't even know where to begin doing it.
Surely she would bite me if I were tk go snooping around.
Then i think about how i raised her and that she feels like a daughter to me, then I feel shame, feel like a crappy perv.
But I still get rock hard at the thought.
bifag here, ive had sex with a couple 13yo boys
>>708365236
my mum is ok with my stepdad is a sensitive cunt
and wouldn't stand up for her once
he also fucked me in the ass while i was a little easy boy
it's a family secret
>>708370945
tu tu at last!!!! a decent honorable anon that speaks the thruth!!!! heil nigger!!!!
been fucking my friends mom (48) since i was 16 (21 now)
>>708370602
Yeah that seems like the best option, but we had a relationship similar to being fuck buddies. we usually hung out 2-3 times a week. and all we did was chill and watch movies untill it got semi late. after that fucked 3-4 times before she or i went home.
I really liked this becuase it was really simple. no family or anything involved. just the two of us doing what we want. im just afraid she will try and force me into a "real relationship"
>>708369050
Does her name start with A?
I think I like my transexual friend.
>>708371141
if u dont wanna have to give explanations and give a hell of a lot of shit that u lie out of your life.....
i suck on my own dick
Im thinking of bumping my bf
That way when i kill myself ill hurt him less
>>708371201
Second letter L?
>>708371233
Ha gayy
Source im a dirty tranny
>>708371708
yep
>>708371671
If you do explain why he may just think " Jesus I'm such a fuck up shebwould rather be dead then with me"
>>708371772
Yep
Rolling
>>708371772
Whats her middle name?
>>708371759
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>>708371813
Ill break his heart
That way when im dead he will be happy im dead
Also, my dad walked out when my sister was young after he discovered she wasn't his, and my mother never told my sister why he left
>>708371931
:^)
>>708372034
Oh well then fuck every male friend/family he has ( including any pets) then send him the video saying he's faggot killing the pet is optional
>>708372034
there´s an undercover murder behind every suicide
>>708372184
frustrated
when i get no pussy a make my self artificial vaginas with whatever and fuck´em!!!
>>708372000
AI WAIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye-MwxuXfeo
>>708372381
>fuckin right.
>>708372398
ohhh i like borat very much yeahhhh
>>708372177
Hahah i boubt anyone of his friends whouls wanna do me tbh
I am not sexually attracted to either woman or men. I get very irritated when people don't treat me with common decency. I lie a shit load and have pretty much the only reason why I live is because I view suicide as a cowardly option.
>>708372441
i did so yesterday
>>708372495
Nigga did I say consensual sex in missionary position ? ( but obviously not for procreation) get them drunk high hit them over the head with a bat and inject Viagra into them it doesn't matter how just do it
>>708372626
asexuality is almost always temporary
>>708371759
Actually, I always think I'm a strictly straight and now I'm confused however If we talking about transexuality, I´m not sure which gender I considered him...her? And I feel shitty about. do not know what can I do now.
i used to sneak on my sisters and my mother, and i used to catch my mom fingering her self almost every day.... i did want to fuck her, not any more though.
Bored, may as well post. Who read this shit anyway?
been going to college with a guy i know for 2 years, we became friends and i quickly realised i have feelings for him. Realised i'm Bi. Problem is, i never told him, and never want to tell him.
At one point he got a crush for a friend of mine, i introduced them together. and he would sit talking to me about wanting to be with him for hours, i listened to him because i cared about him, i just don't think he realised.
I asked him one day why doesn't he just tell my friend that he has a crush on him? but he told me that it could mean the eng of their friendship. I asked him why the fuck he thought that and he told me that if somebody told him they had a crush on him and he didn't like them back, he would try to avoid them.
i still love him, still have a crush on him, but i still don't want to tell him. He did eventually get into a relationship with my friend. twice.
Guess i'm in the friendzone now eh?
i could greentext this is ANYBODY cares. but chances are nobody will read this.
Thanks 4chan, at least i know nobody is reading this...
except the illuminati.
>>708373149
i read it too and it sucks, but since i read it i will advise u my friend to fill your self with courage and tell him with the biggest smile u have!!! heil nigga!!!
row row row your coke gently down the nose,
>>708373371
problem is he goes to uni now and i have work. we don't really hang out as much as we used to, and to be fair im not his type and im not exacty good looking in general, i feel like he would honestly be better off without me.
Ironically he is having relationship problems with my other friend at this moment in time, and in turn i got into an argument with him because of it.
Basically, life says we shouldn't be together, so ima just roll with it.
>>708364550
planning to fuck my ex gf and actually have gf
>>708373502
Please don't
I'm 22 and want to fuck my little sister's 15 year old friend soooo bad!
>>708373664
ok :(
>>708372681
I didn't mean I don't believe you
I meant to affirm that
>THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK WE DO
>>708373723
thats ok
>>708370800
It'll be okay man
>>708372626
I love women, but I currently have an std
I despise men and if I could I'd never interact with any of them ever again
in fact
my dream is to one day eradicate all other men on earth and leave only myself to have sex with and inseminate every woman on the planet so that my genes are the only ones left to procreate with.
>no fat chicks though
>or triceratopses
>>708373773
all of you????
>>708373773
i thought it was only me and that crazy anon that found one at the Street and fucked it
>>708374014
>all of us
you're not alone anon
>you fuck that inanimate object
>you fuck that inanimate object and salute the American flag and say "GOD BLESS AMERICA"
Because in other countries you'd be stoned to death for that.
>>708374108
thats cool
now im a happy anon whos shared a secret and found out that IM NOT ALONE
No one cares about me except my family
>>708374300
by the way the us suck and god does not exists
>>708374477
i now care about you because i care about why you feel that way.
i thought about my gfs friends while fucking her, it helped me cum everytime
>>708364550
I want my fiancee to suck another cock.
i fucked nearly all ob my bf mates
>>708373750
Had a gay experience at 16 and enjoyed it.
26 now, married 4 years with a beautiful 2 year old daughter.
I still want to have another gay experience.
>>708374691
thats not a secret! tell us OP what u do or use to do to your dog
>>708374693
ok ok i got it i got it no need for that
some times, well more most of the time, to say like "always" i feel like im really really
HORNY i kinda need pussy 24 hrs
>>708364550
I found out my gf got drunk and kissed some other guy. So I punished her but fucking her in the ass very rough with no lube. When she said she didn't want it I just told her if you didn't want to be treated like a whore she shouldn't have acted like one. I carried on harder intending to hurt her and smiled as she cried and begged me to stop. After I finished in her I told her to clean herself up and leave. I effectively raped my girl friend and it was the most turned on if ever been.
I go on zero dates.
>>708375094
sexual experiences OP unless they are forbiden, more even with your girlfriend do not count either as secrets. nothing to share about the dog???
>>708375094
i dont think its legal to fuck your dog! isn´t that right?
OP hurts my feelings cause he does not share any true secrets with us!!! i have told many secrets including my honorable use of artificial vaginas i make out miself with whatever(im an expert)
>>708374733
And you have intentions to or is just an idea?
>>708364980
Tl;Dr - OP is an autistic faggot
>>708365236
You should like this then
>>708376358
i must sadly agree with u, OP has chosen a very serious topic for which he never had the will of embracing with the needed courage an genuinity!!! he has made us read all of his faggy bullshit without showing the slightest glim
of a personal secrets of his
FUCK OP
OP IS A FAGGOT
>>708376769
my english sucks im a fagot too and a nigger im worthless an brainless
OP
OP´s father
>>708366326
wow, you can't hang out with your friends once every few weeks. what a pussy.
>>708374733
u r a disgrace imagine your daughter catches u being buttfucked by some hairy fat homo!!! would u like that???
I want to be a trap. still living home so i can't. I would let my friends fuck me silly
I'm a complete fujo, but I'm actually really cute and most people my age who get to know me develope crushes on me at least temporarily...
I have a girlfriend but we both still love our husbandos and masturbate over them together
I work a normal job and go to school like a normie, though I probably dress weird, and I'm able to live independently just fine
>>708377993
that wont be a secret for long
>>708372736
Can confirm
WhIle I'm still sexually repulsed by other people, I find my partner sexually attractive and I've never been sexually attracted to anyone ever before this...
It's really strange but you just know when it happens
I really want to hook up and fuck this really short chick in my foreign language class but doubt it'll ever happen. I wouldnt want to ask either because we're cool and that's something i'd hate to lose too.
My girlfriend left me
I'm broken
30 years old and not a single friend
Desperate
Reclusive
Anxious and depressed
I pray for death every day
Shopping cart on Amazon has everything I need to kms peacefully
Waiting for the strength to follow through and end my 18 year streak of misery
I don't think I have an interesting secret, I'm just a pathetic neet on handicap money that keeps rambling about whatever he can remember of his life to whoever's listening if he ever gets the courage to talk in a discussion.
In colone, germany i sucked off a transvestite prostitute at the largest brothel in europe, pasha.
Came buckets and havent done it since, mostly because lack off tranny postitutes or trannys in general.
>>708378164
well I have no idea how family or friends would react
>>708378446
Pics?
>>708378391
Pic related
>>708378391
I'm very sorry to have to tell you that but I've read they put a little oxygen in those bottles nowadays, making the easy suicide method undoable. Sucks for euros.
>>708372928
does she have a feminine penis?
>>708378597
I also have a dog leash and a doorknob to assist
I really can't take this shit anymore
I'm agoraphobic
I'll never meet another woman
There's no changing my mind about that
It's reality
>>708378597
>>708378750
>>708378391
I'm hoping I just wake up and have the strength to do it. Right now? Still too much of a pussy
>>708378494
>>708378750
Is a dog leash and a doorknob seriously enough for hanging a guy?
I've been stuck with not finding a way to suicide for months, while being too scared to be sent back to the mental asylum if I fail again.
That shit sucks, and you're stuck here forever once you get in.
>>708378407
with all due respect, i dont think is healthy for u to be consumed in sexual desire for others without beeing able to express it or work on it correctly, again it is not my business and i know its risky business but u should tell, start with your best friend and ask for help to make it easier on u its nothing to be embarased about, but always with prudence cause u know people....
>>708379183
Holy shit! I like it.
>>708364550
I'm suicidal
i've read clinton's mails
I'm feeling kinda
>>708379370
KILL YOURSELF
>>708379384
you mother fucker
>>708379434
Thx
>>708379335
Thanks :)
>>708379465
WHEN OP= "FAGGOT"
THEN "OP" GOTO "HELLLLLLL"
IF "OP" WOULD HAVE TAKEN SERIOUSLY HIS THREAD......
I drink daily, and most of the time way too much. Work drunk all the time, luckily I work from home. Hide it from the wife and kids when possible. Hung over most mornings. Trying to get better though.
>>708378680
Has no gender surgery yet
i have a perforated septum from picking my nose way too much as a kid, it's god damn annoying now
>>708379767
THATS AWFUL!!! cant imagine how your asshole must be.....
>>708379183
Sauce?
>>708364550
For a while in high school I used to blow older guys for cash
[spoiler]and I'm a guy[/spoiler]
>>708379960
Hot
>>708379590
say it at home!!!! let them help u
>>708379960
>[spoiler]and I'm a guy[/spoiler]
that was already assumed, faggot
>>708379960
teachers too??
>>708379933
OC it's me :P
Had a bully in highschool who used to pick on my best friend. He was crazy allergic to peanuts. I slipped him peanuts a few times.
It was insane how little it took to set him off, almost invisible quantities of dried and ground peanuts on the mouthpiece of his water bottle would do it. I would wait a few days before getting him so nobody connected the bullying to the attacks and blame my friend.
He ended up having a serious, serious reaction while I was working with him in a drama performance (teacher pared us up). He was eating biscuits at the time, choked, took a sip of water that I had put peanut in the previous class. Stirred up a whole drama because they said they had no peanuts in the biscuits and they tried to sue the company, didn't work.
Normally he just had a hard time breathing and hit himself up with his pen, but this time he dropped fast. Begged me to inject him, I pretended I could not understand him. Watched him think he was going to die before walking off to get the teacher.
We all got a lesson in how to use an epi pen after that.
Dudes in jail now. Meth and rape charges. Total asshole. Kinda wish I killed him.
>>708380225
so, have more pics?
>>708380049
Eh, was fine. Haven't been with a guy in 10 years and not really fussed. Although holy shit I made a lot of money.
>>708380179
I made out with a teacher but that was post high school. None of my friends or anyone really knew I was doing it, doubt any of them do now.
>>708379434
>>708379575
>>708379911
go to school, faggot
>>708379302
It is
Just lean away from it until your unconscious
That's my plan but I want helium to make it more pleasant
I was walking in a forest with my college mate.
He decided to take a piss and after he finished I told him to wait.He gave me a serious look and I asked if I can touch his penis because I'm curious.
Before I heard the ''sure'' I grabbed his dick, stroke it and after a while I told him it would be easier to get on my knees.
I was on my knees and I slowly approached my mouth and blew him until he said he wants to cum inside of my ass.
He put his dick in, thrust 1-2 times then came inside of me then we dressed up and never talked about it.
>>708365002
Move on and focus on school. Your work is what really matters. Many bitches in the sea get another one.
>>708380346
lol i did i did indeed i speak your fucking language cause i went to your shity schools!!!
better off at the library
>>708380303
A few :$
>>708380425
Wow, that sounds like a good plan.
I'll try to remember that.
Thanks anon!
>>708380593
ur hot dude
>>708380346
but then again u r perfectly right i could use some more scooling, but to say the thurth better not at the states, im a worthles nigger but i aint no fagot u may be though
>>708380915
Thanks!
>>708380999
lovely trips
>>708379423
>kinda
kinda what pal?
>>708378377
Man I know your feel
>Be in last year of high school, going to gym and reasonably social but still a virgin
>Begin hanging out with girl who I've liked for a while
>Get super friendzoned all the time, so give up trying to get a serious relationship going
>Get pretty depressed, she stops hanging out with me and tells all her friends I'm a loser virgin
>decide instead of being sad to actually do something
>start going out with gym friends to clubs and bars, become a bit of a player
>lose virginity and have a few one night stands, making loads of new friends
>really enjoying life
>at a party with friends + girl i used to like
>she gets super drunk and starts following me around
>spent months getting her out of my head and now all she wants to do is fug
>gets angry when I tell her I'm not interested in her anymore
>Actual quote from her (She was pretty drunk in her defence):
>"But I want you now so you've gotta"
Still get pretty angry about how pathetic I used to be and how much time I wasted on such a thot
>>708380999
>>708380057
Wife knows I have a problem. I mean I am working on it all the time but it's tough. If I went cold turkey that would really such for my social life. I just don't know when it's appropriate to not start drinking, or when to quit when I've started.
>>708380582
>i went to your shity schools!!!
barely evidently
>>708379183
>>708380593
I would eat you all faggy
>>708379960
u were a Smart bitch then!
