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murr~ who wants to have a yiffy time with mai tailhole? x3
>>708358156
meme
welcome home.
>>708358261
thats really fucking cringe worthy
>>708358165
Of course you'd defend you lord and master lest you be beaten.
>>708358195
Sure, he lost it though.
>>708358067
is there a numerical rating system
>>708358100
it's going good. got some exams soon, enjoying class
also coxwizard is the lewdest. I can't compete with some of the stuff he's done
>>708358311
tigers are too big and burly
i like small men that i can cuddle and snuggle while feeding vodka and kvass to
>>708358304
do you want to blast your masculine man milk in my wet succulent shitpussy, daddy?
>>708358156
Yess plz
>>708358311
Aw, what a shame, hope he can get a replacement
>>708358403
no thanks id rather cuddle than fuck
>>708358403
that just sounds gross
>>708358471
You don't like shitpussies? what are you; fuckin straight?
>>708358471
thats the fucking point
>>708358471
this image is perfect blin
here is free bottle of kvass
I thought the term was "boipussy"
I dunno why I'm posting about wanting a bf
I probably just wanna be lonely forever then go out in some monumental way like shooting up a preschool.
>>708358584
it is
>>708358596
shoot up a mosque instead
>>708358582
fuckin love kvass.
>>708358596
blyat has a pussy on his face
also stop posting that shit its killing my boner
>>708358702
>>708358596
no. continue.
>>708358533
I just wouldn't call it a shit pussy
>>708358567
why not call it a boipussy
>>708358596
how about you dont shoot up anywhere and instead snuggle me
Guinea pigs are not good pets. I mean it.
Everybody says they're great pets because they're so low maintenance, which is true, but they don't give a shit about your existence. They don't care who you are or what you do for them. They don't love you.
Don't buy guinea pigs. They are selfish little fuckfaced pricks.
>>708358780
thank you for the advice
>>708358780
This anon speaks the truth
>>708358702
>>708358775
You asked me to stop avatarfagging, all I do other than post in this thread is lurk in gore threads and save pictures of malformed people.
This 7/10 guy already wanted to snuggle me. I'm too socially fucked to interact with people tbh.
>>708358769
the point of the saying was to be gross
are you retarded
and who would say anything like boipussy unironically? let alone shitpussy
>>708358156
KYS faggot
>>708358895
never deny a snuggle
>>708358895
wahhh, im a furry, wahhh, i have anxiety, wahhhhh i sound like nibi, wahhhh, no one loves me because I force myself to believe that no one loves me wahhhhh.
>>708358780
This. When I had guinea pigs, they didn't give a shit about me as long as they were fed. I cried in front of them once and they just kept eating their hay and ignoring me, but the moment you rattle a plastic bag they go batshit insane.
At least a dog will understand when you're sad and change its behavior accordingly.
Fucking selfish-ass house rats.
>>708358897
I wasn't paying enough attention to things
>>708359018
Nahh nig, Nibi is aware that he could fix his problem and chooses not to. My case is like, I'm the problem and no individual person can fix what is wrong so I stopped looking.
Still though it's not unreasonable that I fantasize from time to time.
>>708359111
ur a shit
>>708358647
This.
Send those goatfuckers some revenge
>>708359138
My phone is fucking up and preventing me from posting and replying correctly.
Something about lewd crown and he ain't got a high enough lewd factor to retake crown.
somthing about strong tigers, but indo tigers are smaller see pic. could be babbi tiger
>>708359126
<3
>>708358780
But seriously, are guinea pigs good pets?
Y'all should play Age of Decadence
>>708359219
no.
>Guinea pigs are not good pets. I mean it.
Everybody says they're great pets because they're so low maintenance, which is true, but they don't give a shit about your existence. They don't care who you are or what you do for them. They don't love you.
Don't buy guinea pigs. They are selfish little fuckfaced pricks.
>>708359219
They're pretty stupid, imo. Rats are best rodent pets
>>708359198
still im just not attracted to tigers
their paws are cute tho
>>708359198
that's a cute tiger
>>708358156
KYS faggot
>>708359322
Why is that?
>>708359323
well nither, but tigermen <3
>>708359338
He is a cutie, but his paws are huge.
>>708359198
Maybe I should take the chance then
>>708359323
Do you have a steam or something?
>>708359508
KYS faggot
>>708359528
They're very intelligent, as far as rodents go, and they can be very sweet and affectionate. I had a rat for 3 years before he died of old age, and he was a total bro. He used to bust out of his cage at night to come sleep next to me i miss him so much rip Mouse ;~;
>>708359562
I didn't realize those were just his paws
>>708359571
>>708359668
yeah m8 why
night nerds
>>708359834
nite nite
>>708359834
night nerd
>>708359834
<3 sweet dreams~
>>708359762
Wanna smack dicks together or smth?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IAteAllTheButter/
>>708359714
>tfw your guinea pig would never make the effort to bust out of his cage to come sleep next to you
>tfw your guinea pig sometimes shits on you just so you'll put him back in the cage
I want a dog or a rat. ;_;
>>708359927
>games 1,217
WHAT THE FUCK
>>708359617
HAH!! you don't even finger you own butt. how you going to catch up?
>>708359721
Are you charging up your lewd lazor??
He's just a small tigger not yet big enough to take a full bast from your lazor.
Don't hurt him.
>>708359834
Night.
>>708359927
only one moniter? fucking pleb
>>708359927
hehe~ so that's what you changed your name to.
<3 ya.
>>708359927
one sec im trying to fukn log in
>>708358156
>>708360023
Yeah uhh.. I don't have any friends.
>>708360050
That's my TV.
>>708360068
Orange you removed me because you thought I was a pig. Get outta here you memer.
>>708360019
>Tfw you will never get good morning kisses from your ratbro again
The other rats I owned just couldn't compare, they were mean or just flat out died
>>708360050
Ughh fine, I give up
>>708360172
might have the wrong person. definitely wasn't "orange"
>>708360050
my lewd lazor is always fully charged. but it won't hurt
>>708360253
Get namesync you fuckbucket. Who are you?
>>708360244
So quick to give up, how will you get good at anything??
>>708360273
i'd take a face full of lazor for you.
>>708360223
>>708360019
>>708359714
I had a pair of silkie chickens that behaved the same way. Eventually, I just gave up and let them sleep with me.
I miss my apartment chickens.
>>708360308
oh yeah, I have namesync. I left a while ago though, still lurkin <3
Everybody ITT: name what kinds of pets you have or have had please. for survey purposes
>>708360391
Clearly not just lurking.
>>708360359
Well how can one who doesn't finger his butt expect to go full gay :P
>>708360359
>>708360434
i mean honestly i'd prefer not to say names. Keep it less awkward.
>>708360410
I had a pig growing up. They behave very similarly to dogs. He loved bacon.
>>708360470
you need to work up to full ghey. start out small and slow then progress to full faggotdom.
>>708360482
hmm salty :)
>>708360390
What were their names?
>>708358780
I had a whole bunch pf these little shits, this is way too fucking true
>>708360627
l-lewd
>>708360627
I guess somehow I'll find a way to the gay
Yes that rhyme was terrible. Yes that was the intention
>>708360696
what is that
>>708360823
a Mouse
>mfw never able to cum hands free
>>708360748
that's not lewd. no wonder you lost the crown.
>>708360780
say gay right there :)
>>708360901
awww its crying
now i want to cuddle it
>>708360665
Marshmallow and Johnathan
>>708360963
I don't know if I can ever get the crown back
>>708360019
I have a snake named Steve, he was wild and stayed outside in his tree stump, HE SNUCK INTO THE FUCKING HOUSE TO FIND ME
While my ginnea pig decided to be a little bitch
>>708360963
Say gay? Umm, ok
Gay
>>708360410
rabbits
rev up those fryers, I'm hungry for dicks and filled with depression.
>>708360410
Family always had pets, mostly dogs - first dogs were Ben and.. fuck I can't remember, I was like 2. Then there was Abby, English short-haired pointer, we got her when I was 5 or so, then Sam. My dad found Sam abandoned as a puppy while he was out hunting, he was starving and full of worms. I was his human til his last day. That was a hard day. Before Sam died, though, I had a parakeet named DJ, who starved to death when I went to boy scout camp because my parents hated him and didn't have the balls to set him free so they let him starve. Still mad about that. Got my first rat when I was 11, loved the shit out of him. We used to go outside and I would make little dirt mazes for him to run around. He died when I was almost 14, around the same time I had left to go on a mission trip (HMMMMMM) for a week. Had a couple rats after that, there was Jack, mean little albino. Gave him away to a friend. Then there was Suzy, kind of aloof but chill - she died of meningitis. Poor girl, died too young, but nature's a bitch so
>>708361283
why do we need fryers for that?
I had a cat. It died. Got another cat, she's the best thing that has happened to me in a long time.
>>708361283
Can't you see we're closed
>>708361112
maybe you can find it in your ass. see if you can reach in and find it.
>>708361209
It was a typo, meant to be "so gay, right there"
>>708361354
cats are great
my cat hates me even though im nice to him
>>708361318
so it's extra crispy.
>>708361294
Your parents fucking suck so badly. letting a fucking parrot starve to death! i hope you put them in the most horrible home for their retirement.
>>708361377
You calling my rhymes gay? Well well, if it'll get me the crown
>>708361377
I can't find it up there
>>708361422
but I don't want my dick to be extra crispy
>you will never pec fuck Chris Evans
>you will never blow your load all over Captain America's face while saluting the flag as eagles fly over head
>>708361540
suit yourself; more dick crisps for me.
>>708361283
Qreen.. I know that name... John?
>>708361628
Hi cody
>>708361696
Long time no see, how are things working out with that one guy?
>>708361501
I think the sport side of the lewd crown cup awards more points.
>>708361540
Let me look. Hold on.
FUCK I LOST MY ARM IN THERE!!!
>>708361696
i was going to make a cory in the house joke but then i realized its cory not cody
>>708361759
Haven't talked to him in a couple months. heh.
>>708361766
Which is the lewdest sport? Teach me tiger
>>708361766
UH OH, let me lube it up quick, this has never happened to me before
>>708361475
Yeah my dad was really irresponsible, and my mom worked like 6 jobs to pay for the house and the bills, so my bird wasn't always at the top of their priority list. I love my parents, they taught me how to be a kind, gentle, and decent human being, but they aren't perfect by any means. Thankfully things got better for them after they split, my dad had it rough because he refused to get a day job, what with being a professional musician and all, but he has a really good gig now, makes about 60yr. Mom is happily married to a cool dude and they have a nice house out in the woods.
Sorry for rambling I'm very tired I do this
>>708361828
Been playing bunches of CSGO?
>>708361870
male synchronised swimming.
That's not somthing i cen help you with.
>>708361926
Lube not going to get my arm back. You butt is lethal!.
>>708361934
I'd not ever see them again for killing my bird. How are you holding out on them?
>>708361973
not really. mostly been doing a bunch of film producing and editing. hopefully in about 8 months, ill be in Tennessee for an awards ceremony.
>>708361870
Turkish Oil Wrestling
>>708362035
I was thinking wrestling, but well, if you say so!
>>708362098
Now that does sound pretty lewd
>>708362035
is there any way I can make it up to you?
>>708362143
>Only wears leather pants
>Slathers oil on the wrestlers
>Reaching down the pants is a legit tactic
>>708362035
I forgave them, at least I said I did. I had a lot of other things to be happy about, had good neighborhood friends, had my dogs and my n64. Optimism and denial have been keeping me going since 3rd grade, not about to stop anytime soon lol
>>708362306
I'd love to know what the true intentions of the inventor of the sport were
>>708362443
I think it's pretty obvious
>>708362080
Niceee
>>708362443
True innovators
>>708362098
>>708362100
But wrestling is toned down fighting, and way more manly that dancing in water.
>>708362171
Not sure, i will think of somthing.
Got plans this week?
>>708362438
So they bought your love again?
>>708362443
oiled up boipussy
>>708362530
I mean, if there is anything else to it than the obvious
>>708362565
something like that.
>>708362573
not really. a lot of studying till friday, then hanging out with some friends on the weekend. you?
>>708362589
Yeah that totally doesn't look gay or anything
>>708358261
I'd love to
>>708362573
Wrestling seems more fun tho
>>708362573
No way. This shit is way gayer than water dancing
>>708362171
If he won't take that boipussy I'll do it, Get over here~
>>708362750
that's on reserve
>>708362573
Yeah pretty much. I'm a whore, but at least I'm self-aware
Dead?
>>708362858
yeah
>>708362858
if only
>>708362592
Isn't it obvious?
I'm always late...
>>708362858
Ayylmao
>>708362443
Their wives back in jihad days found them like that one day. Instead of killing their wives decided to make up a sport about it. the stupid wives believed it. It's a sport till this day.
>>708362651
Got a meet and great saturday night. Some industry thing.
>>708362668
Yeap but so dirty.
>>708362946
like a boring meet and greet, or an interesting industry party?
No who here is gonna please this dick with his boipussy?~
>>708363009
The fuck?
>>708362929
Hawaii time right?
>>708363003
It's a indusrty meet and greet, there will be more blokes than sheila's but none will be gay.
So i think i'll just eat, and get drunk to pass the time till my uber gets here.
>>708362929
how you doin?
>>708362946
The wives should've just joined in
>>708363090
is it something you have to attend then?
>>708363090
I'm not sure what time Hawaii is on.
>>708363097
I had more mac and cheese so that make me a little happy at least.
You?
>>708363211
nothing really, played some overwatch earlier.
>>708363303
I played a few too.
Lost a lot.
>>708363127
Actually that's probably what will happen. it'll still be boring though.
>>708363183
Nah but it is a free feed and grog for a night. I may meet someone to hang with and hit the bars afterwards.
>>708363211
It's a expression to indicate how lazy hawaiins are.
>>708363477
I guess, I mean it wouldn't be gay enough if they did
>>708363388
I need to play with you sometime
>>708363477
doesn't sound too bad then
>>708363477
Oooh.
No I just don't get here early enough.
>>708363602
Whenever you want is fine.
>>708363619
Mmm~ You seem to be having fun~
>>708363534
not many will be gay though it's the industry of builders and shit.
>>708363602
Well i will find out soon. how many more years of lectures you got?
>>708363701
I'll invite you to play next time I don't have people to play with
>>708363707
2ish. as long as I don't fuck up my math stuff
>>708363707
Yeah
I'll head to bed, night to you :)
>>708363989
nite nite
>>708363701
I thought you were a islander?
>>708363945
Oh man. i hope you've been having fun?
>>708363989
NIght then dude.
>>708363945
Make sure you message me like 20 times or I might miss it.
Also I'm a low level...
>>708364033
I'm not from Hawaii.
>>708363619
>>708364033
It's been so much more fun than I thought it would be, and I've met some great people
>>708364069
I'll be sure to, and level doesn't matter
Needs more porn
>>708364069
hence my question....
>>708364174
Great! if you like them keep in touch afterwards.
Well my workout is done and i'm going home. Cya tomorrow!
>>708364359
I will for sure. see ya
>>708364174
Okey dokey.
>>708364324
Less porn*
>>708364359
Where I'm from?
Manilla.
Anyone open for some erp on kik?
>>708364560
No
>>708364560
Depends do you like horse dick
>>708364687
>>708364662
But I just wanna suck some cocks dry and to get filled upp ;-;
I'm gonna head off. night homos
>>708364863
Specialy if you rape my mourh pussy
who wants some dick?
>>708358156
I want to know what that butt smells like.
>>708365176
Yes please!
well, this went to shit fast. night.
You people are sloppy yukky icky.
>>708366412
no u
What's up
>>708358457
Then*
>>708366471
Eating cheese-its
Won first game of Overwatch ranked since I decayed 350 points
Got 85 mmr
>>708366585
Sounds good.
Gonna get the new Pokemon?
>>708366681
I never liked pokemon.
>>708364953
Post your kik then
>>708365176
Plez have kik so I can be your personal bitch
>>708366742
Aww. I understand though it's not for everyone.
Haven't seen you in a while I think. What's new?
>>708358403
>shitpussy
>>708366897
New? lol
>>708367124
Yeah. Any stories from assholes or work accidents? Things like that.
>>708367209
No, nothing ever changes.
>>708367300
I can change your life you know.
Magic.
>>708367384
Are you hitting on me?
>>708367442
Yes
>>708367539
But... ur a gurl tho.
>>708367731
Girls dont hit on me. Girls call me "Ew" and tell me things like, "Who would ever date you?".
>>708368000
Well there is something that changed today.
>>708368065
Theres a first for everything.
>>708368273
Would you like a second?
>>708368417
Uhhh
>>708368525
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>708368588
I dunno what you are getting at.
>>708368850
You said there is a first time for everything, I was offering a second time.
>>708358582
Thank you Slavic man
Let the adidas gods smile apon you
>My face in this thread right now
>>708368973
Okay, but isnt that just repeating yourself?
>>708369182
Are you craving the boipucci?
>>708369238
Nope and 4chan isn't the place that I'd go for it. Something about Gfur threads seems interesting.
>>708369182
It's the tail end of the threads. It'll die later and be smut when it comes back.
>>708369183
Depends on what I say
>>708369559
Mmm like the last few years I've been here.
>>708369559
okay
>>708369861
Then I'm not sure what you mean.
>>708369950
I think you're a better person than you give yourself credit for.
>>708358780
Honestly my sister had one and it was mean as fuck unless you had snackrifices.
Little faggot went out like a proper badass though. Had to respect his total lack of fear.
>>708370240
if it was really mean to her it was probably because it wasn't held/interacted with enough as an adolescent.
>>708370216
That's not hitting on me, thats trying to make me feel better with no substance.
>>708370387
I want to tell you that every night.
>>708360390
Mag nigga. I had a rooster decide I was his brother in arms and we would fight and die as one or something when I still had chickens. Used to ride around on my shoulder like a retarded fucking parrot. Big Buff-Orpington motherfucker, best most solid pet I ever had. Shit in a box like a cat and everything.
Honestly miss that dumb fucker to this day.
>>708370216
Was trying to insinuate that something had peaked my interest in the thread, but picked a crap picture to do so. Anyways, later fags
>>708370501
why?
>>708370750
Well.
I think I like you.
At least a little.
U guys are on another lvl
why are there no butts in a butt thread
>>708358647
Ayyyyy
>>708370883
You know extremely little about me.
>>708358780
>>708358780
>i mean it
>>708371081
I know.
But that's how anything starts.
>>708371187
Well i'll be dam'd
>tfw mid game there is some random cat inside your house fighting your cats
>>708371187
Cancer and syphilis have starts too I imagine.
>>708371610
Everything has gotta start somewhere, yeah.
So I can start too.
>>708371679
Okay
>>708371800
I'll do my best.
>>708371842
Not holding my breath.
>>708371989
Don't worry. I'll be gentle.
It'll be a slow thing.
>>708358261
I do
how gay
Just saved it, for what purpose I can hardly fathom.
>>708375300
Some amazing things are happening.
>>708371842
>>708372076
Why not post g/fur stuff instead?
>>708370978
Because of cancerous avatarfags
>>708369465
Where would you go for boypussy?
>>708375329
To make a new thread?
>>708376173
maybe
>>708376436
But.. but BOOTY
STEAMED HAMS, THE BEST BUTTS
https://vid.me/VQIW#0m59s
Why are people hooking up in a g/fur thread?
>>708376497
Yes? I am booty.
>>708376599
Imma go ahead and say "autism".
New bread >>708376412
>>708376599
More then dozens have met in these threads.
>>708376664
mmm booty
>>708376901
>More then dozens have met in these threads.
What? Why do people meet in g/fur? That sounds shady. They could be rapists.
>>708377087
They do get raped, then half the time we never hear from them again. We assume they are locked in a rape dungeon or they were eaten, Jeffery Dahmer style.
>>708377087
I think that's kinda what everyone hooking up secretly hopes for.
>>708377217
>>708377197
Don't you just jerk off to porn? Wanting to get raped just go to /soc/. This is for g/fur not meeting rapists
