Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
First
-Sweet Roll
Hello
barely awake, might go to sleep soon.
-raz
Hello everyone I didn't greet!
First
Those other guys don't count
One day, I want a bunch of people to worship my feet and armpits!
>>708326820
Hey!
>>708327218
Show them to worship them.
New thread~
>>708327141
Nice first post get!
>>708326820
Hello. I'm still distracted, but still offering tarot services for hands.
Also still interested in talking to Ikarous if she's here. Although the full moon being over is no reason to be sad
>>708327045
Hi Lewdmu!
>>708326820
Reimu OP?
>>708327410
What's a good motivation to be sad then?
>>708327371
Yep yep, thanks thanks
>>708327218
You can't best Reimu at the armpit game
>>708327371
Sup Kotori.
>>708327045
Lewdmu, hi!
>>708327141
Wow Kijin, you sure are a fast poster.
>>708327045
What a lewd start...
>>708327564
I got your e-mail, don't worry.
>>708327726
Hey neptune~ How's it going?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11HEDCpCKKm
-Koi
>>708327326
W-Well, I don't think I'm confident enough in them yet, but one day I will be, and then I'll have a bunch of people touch and like and massage them!
>>708327646
I know...but i wanna learn from her! I'll be her foot and armpit apprentice!
>>708327884
Hey Koi, its fred, I've been working on singing for a while
just out of curiosity are any of you useful and know how to hack or web programming or any other related computer stuff?
>>708326820
What lies in my future oh wise one? (I'd like a reading)
>>708328075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UbapEHZ0SM
>>708327822
Pretty decent I guess, what about you? Haven't heard about you in like forever.
>>708327884
Sup old man.
>>708327955
And I was so ready to worship.
>>708326820
hey everybody dont waste your time on this thread op is a goddamn liar and a PHONY
>>708328208
Noooooo, you think I am too good at singing, I've been practicing, but I am in a dorm, and I am not good at singing, so I will have to decline
I'm CIA
>>708328231
I'm sorry...I do appreciate it though, I'm just worried that people won't like them at the moment. I have to train hard with Reimu's help!
>>708326820
Leaving for the armed forces in a few weeks, what does the heart of the cards have to tell me?
>>708328231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SSSmlv2GaD
-Koi
>>708328406
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rna3epHMFu
-Koi
>>708326820
what do the cards have in store for me?
should I quit my job and move to arizona?
>>708328415
Hello FBI.
>>708328400
Lol, this guy has been around this long? Impressive, kudos to you anon.
>>708328548
Roll for you!
>>708326820
Firstly, thank you for taking the time to do this
As for Advice/Fortune-Telling/Conversation, I'd like to find a loyal girlfriend. However, I'm not the most assertive and strongest guy out there, and I'm chronically depressed. These are Red flags, and reasonably so. Is there someone out there that would overlook my faults and give me a chance?
PS: I get the sense the US is in for a great deal of internal strife, maybe even a Civil war; Do you feel the same way?
-Lucas
>>708327632
Dead puppies, loved ones lost, no job,... also just the pain of being alive. If you can feel that one.
Good night everyone!
So, I just finished reading "Doubt" and watching the Danganronpa series.
Anyone knows another nice anime/manga in the same style??? I also would appreciate an love reading, thank you.
>>708326820
Am I going to be forever alone?
My belly is so big and full...
>>708327884
HAHAHAHAHA
well guys, i can't stay awake anymore.
good night to you all and sweet dreams to us all tonight.
-raz
>>708329022
>Good night
Going to sleep already? But you just started.
I've never seen Danganronpa..hrm, if Box/Aya is here, I bet they'd know what to recommend though.
>>708327822
Kotoriiiiiiiii
>>708328160
I know a little.
>>708328890
Dual wielding sodas?!
Wait are those sodas? They're not like strangely-shaped dildos or something are they?
>>708329022
>an love
It's not looking good, but you got dubs so enjoy
>>708328703
Maybe, but it isn't going to be silky smooth, it would be course and rough like Tom Araya
>>708329248
Good Night
>>708329356
a little of what ?
>>708327410
Hand+dogg. Pls I love tarot readings
#OmegaTime
>>708328940
>FBI
>>708329364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a1eIm6QC2j
-Koi
>>708329526
Better pic of doge plz
Not tarot guy I just want to see the doge
>>708328965
There definitely are people out there like that. You don't have to be the strongest, just reasonably well balanced and have good self-esteem. That last bit might be a problem, but that's something you can work on. Do you see a therapist or doctor about your depression?
>>708329022
Love reading coming up!
>>708329359
They're special bottles for collecting youkai tears.
>>708328415
Hello FRA
>>708327487
What's up?
>>708327726
Hello, Nep!
>>708327731
>>708328231
I'm okay, been a little down the last week. Also keep missing these threads... ><
>>708329356
Hikariii
Did you wanna golf with Sonya and I sometime?
>>708329459
most jvm-languages (java, scala, etc..), python, lua, html/css/js..
plus all their associated webstacks
why do you wanna know?
>>708329858
I'm so glad you asked! Please include meeee.
Reimu, can you please be my mommy?
>>708329774
Oh yeah Reimu sealed a youkai in a bottle in the old games. NOT LIKE YOU'D KNOW THOUGH
>>708330006
hacking.
I have everything on the webroot of the server I need to figure out how to execute muh sploitz.
>>708329756
My dog is low key a loaf of bread
>>708329751
>equilibrium
Agent smith??
>>708330169
Sounds like you have a lot of homework to do, then.
>>708329022
>Death
Major change is coming. This is the end of a chapter in your (love) life that has taught you everything there is to learn from it. It's time to move forward.
>Seven of Pentacles
>Five of Swords
Together, these cards seem to be warning you not to take rash actions. Be patient, think things through. Recklessness will to misjudging people and regrets.
I'm trying to make a decision about a thing.
Should I throw caution to the wind and do the thing or play it safe and not do the thing?
>>708330006
I'd love to have you with us!
We'll have to coordinate a date that works for all of us.
>>708329356
You definitely should, you kinda feel bad for the characters and at the same time want them to die, I dunno I loved it, the third one is really fucking sad though.
>>708329359
I don't think I can handle it, 3D world is just too damn scary and I need a light in the middle of this blackout.
>>708329526
>Past: Nine of Coins, inverted
>Present: Four of Wands
>Future: Knight of Coins
You've been overly invested in your work and finances and have let other aspects of your life suffer as a result. You have recently or will soon have a celebration: be it a birthday, marriage, or otherwise. Probably work related since you're too focused on work. You will then return to efficiency, routine, and conservatism.
You sound like a workaholic
>>708330119
Yeah, my memories seem to start in 2002... I wonder how I blacked out so hard?
>>708330390
actually literally got everything i just dont know fucking every single language.
you know asp?
>>708329854
Gonna have some lunch and get comfy.
You?
>>708329611
Lol, I'm just kidding DEA.
>>708329858
Why? Timezone?
>>708330006
Hello! So? How did it went?
>>708330376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yHqQaqWy3u
>>708330459
Oh boy... Thanks, i think I've gotta think a bit...
>>708330647
I only watched first season of danganronpa, it didn't quite ring with me.
>>708330727
Play mor touhou!
>>708328548
Re-rolling
>>708330681
Thank you for the readibg, and yeah you're right lately I've been studying all day and haven't had a single minute for free time. This weekend I'm going to go visit a girl that was an amazing friend to me and I haven't seen her since middle. I'll try to relax just a little more than taking my free time out of the I should be sleeping
>>708331081
You can have these:>>708330799
~Mantis
>>708331304
Reading* all week*
>>708330195
Cute doge is cute
need help with my crush..move on or tell her how i feel
>>708331479
She makes for a good pillow as well
>>708330543
You're the best~
I'm still on PST, so anytime after 630PM PST works super well for me.
Sonya-chaaaan are you still here?
>>708330647
It's..on my backlog. My backlog has started rebelling against me, so I put a tight lid on it and deciding to start focusing more on the current season's anime.
You seem interesting, what's your name?
>>708330727
Being hugged too hard.
>>708330795
yes, but only enough to read it, not enough to pass as fluent.
>>708330906
J!
It was..average. We went on a hike (wew) and we had a picnic. I was soooo tired so I probably wasn't at my best. Though I guess it made me seem super relaxed? We talked anime and stuff.
There wasn't very much chemistry.. I was thinking about Reimu's words last week about how with the right person, things should just click. Things did not just click.
But they did text me a couple times today, so I might go out again. We shall see.
Thanks for asking~
>>708331074
Really? Well I liked it because of the game, really enjoyed it and seeing it as an anime was really cool. Recording the times I've failed was interesting too.
Also, should I get a name? I liked here.
Honestly better than actual pillows
>>708331736
I'm
>>708331805
I don't know lol
>>708331628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uPxOru6Ggj
-Koi
>>708331805
If you want to, you could name yourself or just get an avatar.
>>708331736
You could be into something here, also, just dropped my phone on my face.
>>708331628
Could you explain a bit more please?
>>708332012
11/10 narrator voice
>>708331736
Pacific standard?
>>708330906
Hmm..just bad sleep schedule I think!
Finally made it tonight at least~
>>708331736
Ok, we'll make it work!
>>708332172
>dropped my phone on my face
Bwaka
>>708331805
A name or a character.
Personal request, though, have at least a few hundred pics. I hate seeing the same ones multiple times.
>>708331936
My dog didn't let me lay on him
>>708331975
Hm..you need to think of one, so we have some way to identify you.
>>708332172
I hate it when that happens.
No advice? Saaaad.
>>708332249
Mm. I live on the west coast.
>>708332390
That's the spirit!
I'm going to bed now, I'm sorry i lurked so much, was working on last minute homework.
~fred
Never hurts to try
>>708330799
Sounds nice. I'm just chilling before going to bed.
>>708331628
Just tell her, you've got nothing to lose.
>>708332390
*honk honk* :^)
>>708332541
Why advice? You seem to be doing pretty good on your own though.
>>708332604
Unless you try to take a bite out of a cactus.
>>708332454
>>708332172
Thanks for the tips, I'll start another folder, but now I'm going to sleep. Good night to everyone.
>>708331936
Can you DogPost in these threads always?
Konbanwa.
I guess I'll post some funnies
>>708333179
Mashiro a cute
>>708332541
I'll think about it. Thanks and Good night.
>>708333190
So true:^D
>>708332583
Good Night!
~Mantis
>>708333309
LolXD
>>708333220
The cutest.
>>708333261
Stop that, you should know it's contagious.
>>708333375
>__<
>>708333179
MODS
MODS
MODS
>>708333478
:O
>>708333190
This is awful, look at mine.
>>708333427
Husbando?
~Neptune
>>708333517
I don't get it.
>>708333261
Is it that time already?
But we didn't get to cuddle yet!
>>708333629
(•O•)
>>708333139
Sure
>>708333261
Goodnight Reimu OP
Sweet dreams!
>>708333761
Feels bad:(
>>708333717
You actually recognize me? I'm flattered.
I must have used that image last time I was here.
>>708333427
I can't help it, I woke up really early this morning...
>>708333882
XDDD
Chuuni is no longer lurking. Gotta go to bed.
Thread!
My sleep schedule has shifted a couple hours late...
>>708333937
Lol
>>708327410
I always feel sad after a full moon
>>708333979
You're late!
>>708333897
Mikakunin was so great.
>>708334006
;_;
>>708333925
Dare I ask what for?
>>708334050
It was a really fun show, yeah.
>>708332541
Yup~ Sounds like you've had some interesting times!
>>708333261
*yawns*
>>708333979
Hello ME!
>>708334084
(;____;)
>>708333725
Can't we do that in bed?
>>708333801
Goodnight!
>>708334224
;^P
>>708334314
HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!
HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL
GOOD MEME
SORRY I MEAN
GREAT MEME
GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!
NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XD
LE UPBOAT
XD
WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
>>708334006
Ok, now that was kinda funny.
>>708333897
Well, I have a good memory for thinga that I deem interesting, and I remember that pic, so I knew it was you. I'm still loyal, and you?
>>708333979
SLEEP LOG!!!!!1!11!one
>>708334154
Loud people... there was no good reason... by the way, cute f- I mean twintails.
>>708334154
Uh oh... it really is contagious... at this rate, I'll put everyone to sleep.
>>708334084
9fagger located
>>708334314
:/
>>708334314
>>708334536
Samefag
>>708333723
Posting cp
>>708334627
9gag memes are really funny fam
>>708334697
god damn 9faggers everywhere
>>708334540
My waifu is the sweetest. I'm.. okay I suppose, things have been a little up and down for me recently.
If you were only asking if I'm still loyal then the answer is of course~
>>708334619
How unfortunate. I had the opposite problem of not being able to fall asleep last night. I knew you would like them, have another albeit lower quality one.
>>708335028
You have poor taste
>>708334050
>millenum edition
>late
Please understand
>>708334165
Hello hello!
How's the wow?
>>708334540
OH FUCKING HELL
Going to need two guns
>>708334925
>loli
>cp
I thought you'd think else, huh
>>708335026
stop it please
Reimu, I love you!
>>708334246
I-In bed..? Oh gosh. You're just trying to get more bottles out of me while I'm sleepy and vulnerable, aren't you?~
>>708334165
Ahah..in many ways, yes. Very much so.
I was just thinking, Sonya-chan hasn't used Discord. Only skype. We'll have to bully them into going full discord.
>>708334154
>that picture
W-Whoa..that ticks so many boxes on my list..
I love my big Sisters very much!
>>708335224
0_0
>>708335286
Loli? I'm talking about the motherfucking cheese pizza are you blind?
>>708335498
If you're not watching this show you're wasting your life.×_×
>>708335667
"_"
>>708335091
Sorry to hear that. I haven't had that problem in a long time but nothing's really changed so I'm not sure why.
Yep, those twintails are cute too!
>>708335355
I love you too Anonymous!
>>708335404
My motivations are much lazier than that I assure you!
>>708335224
>>708335498
>>708335026
>>708334697
>>708334084
>>708334084
>>708335404
I should probably organize these into a proper folder at some point.
>>708335873
It's probably my own fault anyway so don't feel too sorry. Gonna' go to bed early tonight I presume?
>>708335848
9gag alright!! Good to see there's more soldiers here to represent in this 4chan shit.
>>708335667
Tried watching it, but then it progressively got boring, also, I don't need Eliot's speeches to know what it means to be unhappy, so, kinda cliche as well.
>>708335091
You know, if you ever go through a down you know where to find me.
>>708335333
Checked.
>>708335404
We'll get him to I'm sure~
That's good to hear at least.
>>708335286
Quite entertaining! How have you been?
Reimu, could you please hold me again?
I feel like I don't want to miss any time talking with you, but I don't know what to say eithet
>>708326820
>>708335333
could I get my tarot please?
Am I going to die a lonely fag?
>>708336242
I appreciate that.
I wonder if you have me confused with somebody else, though. I do know where to find you- but you shouldn't know that.
>>708336242
You need to keep watching>__<
>>708335873
So cuddling with Hikari is a lazy plan? Hrm..I don't know how I feel about that.
>>708336203
With what name?
>>708336353
Yes yes~
Hey.. are you doing okay?
>>708336645
;)
>>708336203
Once this is over, yeah. I'd usually go for one more at this time of the night, but maybe I'll do a short retry tomorrow to make up for it.
>>708336781
I'm so jealous:^(
Just got the notion to look up one of my best friends from back in high school, found out he died 7 years ago in a car accident.
Bummed because an old friend is dead.
Also, kind of messing with my head because I've sometimes wondered what he was up to, thought maybe I'd run into him in town at some point, just to find out he's been dead this whole time.
>>708336858
Reason why I'm here lol
>>708336981
this isn't 9fag loser
>>708336981
Check. Mate.XD
>>708337142
Fav meme
>>708336693
Feet of course!
>>708336819
You're going to make me come back here tomorrow? How mean.
>>708335597
Oh.
It is true I wasn't paying attention. Though, I was looking for things that'd require mod attention...
Reminds ME, do you have that loli day image with the date saved? Someone ought to reorganize that...
>>708336353
Ah, just woke up and noticed all the steam notifications. Nothing else has happened today just yet.
Well there was a certain board and a friend who found themselves at a school shooting... One gunshot and no damage, but I'm now slightly worried about their campus' safety...
>>708336819
Tomorrow then?
>>708336909
May he rest in peace anon, sorry for your loss.
>>708336645
Why? Eliot seems to be highly moralist, one would think a guy like him wouldn't mind doing selfish stuff more often.
>>708337241
>,O,<
fuck it, gave up on the haxin
give me fortunes or whatever it is you do
>>708337142
:^)
>>708336612
>The Hierophant
>Ace of Cups (Reversed)
These two seem to indicate that you'll go on for a while under the grip of the status quo, stuck in a routine that hinders you and kills the love inside. It could be up to 2/3 of a year at most.
>Page of Wands
Luckily, at the end of that period, someone you consider a friend or ally will bring you good news, springing you back to life and giving you the stimulation needed to find a true and faithful heart.
>>708336564
>*hugs Anonymous tight*
>>708336693
Well, if we're in a bed, I'm almost certainly falling asleep on you.
>>708337500
I've already started ;^)
Reading for Fish
Is she worth it?
>>708337640
Thanks Reimu, I love you so much...
>>708337741
We need to do this
What's in my shitty future op
>>708336617
No, I don't, you appeared few months back and we were joking that I was your waifu and I was going to remain pure, you diseapeared a while and when you came back I would say I smelled other's waifus perfugme on you, I have a good memory.
>>708337338
Oh..that doesn't sound too good. It's good that no one was hurt.
>>708336693
There's ups and downs. I didn't have a good week last week so still trying to cheer up from that.
>>708336909
Sorry to hear that. I can see how it'd be jarring to suddenly find that out.
>>708337245
Oh my... I didn't know you liked it here enough that you can't resist!
Ahh.. that one's so cute, and I really do mean her twintails this time! That's my favorite color.
>>708337338
Yeah. Maybe at a different time to shake things up.
>>708338228
I want to have cute feet like Reimu's!
>>708337500
Can I have this guys dubs? He doesn't seem to be using them
>>708337640
You shouldn't want to fall into a bed with me, I tend to squeeze tight the people close to me!
>>708338057
Aah..mm. Maybe golf this week will help!
By the way, which days won't work? I forget your raid days.
>>708338228
Morning session?
>>708338057
The friend in question would be Lilac.
>>708337995
Has it really been that long? My my. I was referring to that fact that we haven't spoken outside of here but I think I could find you fairly easily if need be. I would like to be able to be there for you too but I'm a fairly unreliable person.
>>708338228
I-it's not like I like it here or anything. That's an interesting choice for a favorite color, mine is a boring red.
>>708337917
XD
>>708338228
Reimu, have you ever thought about licking someone else's feet?
>>708338349
Keep working on it!
>>708338353
Only if he willingly donates them. If Marisa was running things, it might be different, but...
>>708338623
^•~•^
>>708338353
>>708338555
You can have those; I don't think I want to hear my fortune tonight.
>>708338710
*sigh*
>>708338809
Hehe:p
>>708338482
I only raid monday and tuesday. And hopefully!
>>708338504
Oh dear...I didn't see that, I completely missed the session.
>>708338678
>>708337861
>>708337500
anon pls give dubs
>>708338903
0_0
>>708338482
I'm failing to see the downside, I think.
>>708338504
Maybe.
>>708338555
For clothes, I like a darker purple better. For hair though... lavender is the best.
>>708338672
Y-yeah, only thought about... ehehe...
>>708338802
THANK YOU SO MUCH
Reading for Fish?
>>708338228
When exactly?
-Sweet Roll
>>708338956
×o×
>>708339091
;_;
>>708338555
Yeah, why you think about yourself like that? Also, nice trips, you could get a reading, just for fun, you never know.
>>708339157
C:
What are these 9fags doing here anyways
>>708338976
sounds like fun!
>>708338976
Y-Yeah, I felt a little conflicted, I haven't thought about licking someone else's feet until now, and I usually like the idea of people licking my feet more, but if you like the idea of it too, then I guess it's okay to think of things like this, right...?
>>708338911
Okayyy, got it!
>>708338976
It's pure downsides for you, hehe~.. anyway image limit, night night Reimu!
>>708339257
Can't post anymore stuff:^\
>>708338976
It smells nice, too.
>>708339007
Don't mention it.
>>708339160
It's just the way I am; I've proven it to myself time and time again so there is no sense in denying it. I gave them away to that other anon since I'm worried my reading would only confirm my current fears.
Is this a Reimu thread? If so, it's time to rob the shrine. Calling Marisa.
>>708339396
Story time ^_^
I created a world when these four guys are my best friends ever, i even get lucid dreams about them
they're like a family to me, my dream is a sitcom when i'm the main character and they're my friends and we're like living together and there's a lot of fun stuff going out
it's like seindfeld, but better
you guys would loved it, there's a lot of 4chan references and stuff.
paddington is /r9k/
babadook is /x/
shrek is /pol/
marmaduke is /fa/ and /soc/
>>708339501
wew
please don't touch the cocaine
>>708339631
shrek is the leader of a gang
babadook is muscle
paddington is the smart one
marmaduke is ladies man & comic relief.
the episode starts with shrek living in his swamp all by himself, the wife left him & the donkey dude too, then he decides to find a new group of friends, and because he's shrek he can travel through dimensions, he carefully doing research about everyone in all of the dimensions, that's how he found babadook, his first new friend, babadook is alone all by himself watching over his wife & child in the shadows al always, that's when shrek appears and says ''Hey'' babadook scared shitless and saying stuff like '' what the fuck who are you'' and shrek is like ''like it or not, i'm your new best friend'' and babadook responds with tears on his face ''a f-friend?...you wanna be friends with ME? I'm a MONSTER, dude'' and shrek answers gently ''Pshh....no tears, only dreams now''
that's the early draft of first episode
>>708339501
Lol, but we already have a Marisa, but she only comes up sometimes.
>>708339473
Well, people is relying on me all the time so you can trust me, even ask me if you want to contact me and such.
~Neptune
>>708339748
the second episode starts with shrek & babadook talking about their ex-wifes and kids, bonding and stuff like that,then babadook asks when are they going to look for a new friends, that's how they found out about a marmaduke, they watch him from the distance and babadook is already hating the guy saying stuff like ''i dont know, shrek. this guy is clearly a douchebag'' and shrek answers ''that's why we need him, we need a funny guy in our group, you know?'' and babadook signs, they wait for the night to talk to him, so they wake him up and marmaduke kinda doesn't understand everything thinks he's having a bad dream and saying ''wow, that's the most ugliest dudes i've seen in my entire doglife, no offense fellas. so is this a bad dream or a GOOD bad dream?'' and shrek is answers ''we're your new best friends, my name is shrek, this dude is babadook'' and marmaduke is like ''woah, woah, woah hold on guys, i dont need YOU as my friends, alright? i have standards'' and babadook is like ''i told you, shrek. this guy is a douche'' and shrek is like ''dont give up on people that easily, they will surprise you'' and marmaduke is like ''On second thought, maybe i can give this relationships a chance, that's a dream after all'' and shrek is like ''Alright, see you tomorrow''
Then in the morning marmaduke wakes up from a knocking at his door, opens it and sees Shrek & Marmaduke and just faints, that's the end of episode 2
alright time for episode 3
shrek & babadook chilling at marmaduke's house and waiting for him to wake up, marmaduke finally waking up and sees them and is like ''OH NO NO NO NO NO, why cant i just wake up from this nightmare'' and shrek is like ''calm down, man. it's not a dream, we're real'' marmake trying to digest it all saying ''Alright, what do you want? Are you hitmans or what? Who do i pissed off this time'' and shrek answers ''No, you didn't pissed off anyone, we're here to be your friends. And we're not having ''No'' for an answer, it's already been decided'' and marmaduke is like ''By whom? and shrek answers ''By me.'' and marmaduke is like ''jezz man, you're creeping me out, alright i'll be your friends or whatever this is'' after that they went to a pub and started talking about life, marmaduke really starting to like shrek saying ''Shrek you're alright, i suppose i was wrong about you, but your friend still creeps me out, he hasn't said a word for hours, just starring at me, what's he even supposed to be he ain't no animal, and clearly not a human, who are you, dude?'' pointing at him, and babadook silently whispers ''You don't wanna know, man. And i dont like you, it's mutual, i dont know what's shrek found in you, but i clearly isn't seeing it at all, you're just a douche, nothing more'' then shrek stopped them and said ''Cut the crap, you're gonna be friends, no arguing about it, the faster you realize that, the better'' and then some chads at the pub started yelling ''HEY YOU UGLY CREATURES SHUT THE FUCK UP'' and shrek is like ''Calm down, fellas. We're leaving'' and babadook is like ''No, we're not'' marmaduke agreeing with him ''Yeah, no way i'm gonna leave because some retarded kids said so.'' so the chads stand up and started walking towards their table, the main chad guy saying ''What did you just said to us? Retarded Kids? You're just a fucking talking DOG, you're the one who's retarded, you fucking monstrocity'' and marmaduke stand up..
>>708339019
Dunno. It's hypothetical for now.
>>708339007
>Eight of Cups
>Ten of Wands
>Three of Pentacles (Reversed)
It seems you're carrying more than just your own weight right now, shouldering a burden that drains your time, energy, and resources. Soon it will be time to let that burden go and make a fresh start.
~Reimu
>>708339019
>When exactly
When I'm not here ;~;
cont
Marmaduke stands up, walks to a main chad and saying to his face ''Yeah, i'm a fucking talking dog, and even i'm smarter than you, you feel me?'' main chad loses it and hitting marmaduke in the face, babadook stands up and starting running towards chads, some of them freaked out and runned from the pub, they're started fighting marmaduke & babadook, chads clearly beating the shit out of them, finally shrek stands up and yelled ''ENOUGH, GET OUT OF THIS PUB RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'LL GONNA CRAWL'' chads respond ''FUCK YOU, YOU UGLY OGRE PIECE OF SHIT, GO BACK TO YOUR SWAMP'' so shrek has lost it and started beating the shit out of them, police sirens are heared in the distance, chads are all beaten up, so shrek quicky grabs marmaduke & babadook and gets them out. After that they're back at marmadukes place to take rest after fight, and babadook started conversation with marmaduke and said ''Hey, thanks for having my back, man. This fucking generation, i swear'' and marmaduke responds ''Dont mention it, bro. We sure showed them, huh?'' and babadook laughs and said ''hahaha, yeah, sure we did'' then shrek walks in the room and said ''You know what's gonna cheer you guys up?'' they respond ''what?'' shrek answered ''A trip'' babadook asking ''Where?'' and shrek responds ''England''
cut to black
end of episode 3
>>708339999
Checked
>>708340088
episode 4
Guys in the plane, about to arrive
in London. Marmaduke sitting right next to babadook, and babadook is shaking like crazy, marmaduke asks ''Dude, you alright? You look nervous'' babadook respond ''I'm a-a-a-a-alright, it's n-n-nothing'' shrek yelled ''You just scared of height, aren't you? Hahaha'' babadook panickly responds ''NO ITS NOT LIKE THAT, I'M NOT AFRAID OF EVERYTHING. EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF ME!'' and shrek is like ''jezz, calm down man, i'm just talking shit. Can't handle a joke?''
So they finnally come out of airport, and marmaduke is saying ''Yo shrek, that was your idea, where to next?'' shrek answers ''You're about to meet your new best friend, let's take a cab'' so they finally arrived in some bad london neighboorhood, and babadook said ''Are we here to get stabbed and robbed?'' shrek responds ''Relax man, what's got into you today? You acting like a pussy'' and babadook answers ''whatever man, who's this guy anyway?'' shrek respond ''You're about to find out'' they starting walking towards some really creepy building, and marmaduke asks ''Is this dude really lives there? Man, and i thought babadook was bad'' and babadook said ''Man, this place scares me, let's get out'' Shrek walked in the building, and guys followed him, the place is some kinda fucked up den, lot's of used condoms and syringes, unconscious people on the floor, and finally shrek stopped walking and about to open the door where suppose to live their new best friend
>>708340061
>surprise time
>when
wat
>>708339999
Thanks Reimu
>>708340233
cont.
Shrek opened the door, and it's really dark in there, windows are all barricaded, cant see a thing, shrek asks ''Is anybody here? We're here to see mr. Paddington,'' finally someone lighted the cigarette in the corner of the room and some really high-pitched voice responds ''Paddington is dead, he's killed by the Browns family'' and shrek is like ''What? Who are you?'' and stranger responds ''My name is not important, but what important is what i'm about to do'' and started screaming and running towards the group, the gang is all freaked out, marmaduke running out of the den, stranger attacks shrek with a knife, shrek is barely can handle the guy and yells ''calm down, man, we're not here to hurt you'' babadook kicks stranger in the head and knocks him out, and said ''jesus fucking christ, Shrek, is that him? this is some one fucked up little bear, and shrek responds ''Yeah, that's him, it's Paddington.''
cut to black
end of episode 4
>>708339999
Holy Quads!
>>708340360
episode 5, final episode of season 1
Shrek & Babadook walked out of the den, shrek carrying paddington, marmaduke is there hiding behind garbage can, ''Guys, is that y-you? Are you all right?'' shrek responds ''Yeah, we're alright, thanks for having ''our backs'' man, you sure helped us'' marmaduke answers ''Sorry guys, this little shit scared the shit out of me, what? are you carrying him? are you insane? W-wait.. dont tell me...'' shrek answers ''Yeah, he's your new best friend, Paddington'' and marmaduke answers ''That's it, man, i'm out. I can handle babadook, but this shit is too much, dude is clearly a fucking mental, and what's up with babadook? He looks fucking dead inside, man are you alright?'' babadook silently whispers ''I'm alright, just tired is all.'' shrek responds ''All right, let's take a cab and head to Motel.
Gang arrived at their luxury five stars motel, and walked into their president suite. Marmaduke said ''fucking tie this little shit up before he's killed us all'' shrek responds ''All right, lets tie him up'' They tied up paddington to a bed and started to chill after the long stressful day, it's almost midnight.
Finally paddington recovers and started to mumble ''You motherfuckers i'm gonna cut you all to little pieces, you want my fucking organs, well after my dead body you pieces of shit'' shrek responds calmly ''Relax man, no one is here wants your organs, we're here because we want something from you, it's important.'' paddington responds ''Did browns hired you? I have nothing, they took everything from me, there's nothing left, all is left is my pathetic life, just end it right now, i'm ready to die''
will i get to medical school this year?
-someone else
>>708340487
Nope! Lol
>>708340482
cont.
Paddington started crying, shrek slowly walking towards him with a knife...Paddington started to yell at shrek ''COME ON MAN, FINISH THIS, END IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW'' finally shrek stands before him and swings a knife at him.........cutting him loose, paddington is confused ''W-what?... Why did you do that? What's so important about me? If you're not from the browns, who are you?'' Shrek hugs him, and whisper to his ear ''Shrek is love, Shrek is life.'' the tear has rolled down paddington's cheek, he's happy, for the first time in a long time he has found a new home, a new friends.
let it fucking die ffs
>>708340649
cont
After paddingtom calm down, shrek told everyone to get some rest. On the next morning shrek woke up everyone and said ''Alright guys, since we're all together now it's time to move'' marmaduke asks ''move where?'' shrek responds ''To our new home, it's a surprise''
The gang went to airport, and paddington asks ''Where are we flying?'' and shrek responds ''To a magical place, called Australia''
*while gang boarding the plane All Star by Smash Mouth playing*
the end of season 1
i'd love to hear feedback and tips to help improve my story.
>>708339318
Of course it's okay. Feel free to explore your sexuality any way you see fit as long as it hurts no one.
>>708339394
Goodnight!
>>708340334
You're welcome!
>>708340477
That's when you know the reading is extra true.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I'm out for the night. Goodnight everyone and thanks for stopping by!
>>708326820
I dont even want an answer, I'm just lonely,
>>708340996
I'm new to 4chan but this is a great discussion board, night
>>708341043
Me to man
>>708341043
I could make you a bit of company tonight.
~Neptune
>>708326820
why not . will it work out with that girl or is it fucked up
>>708341218
Really?
>>708341252
RE RAWL
>>708340996
Thanks Reimu...it's still a little scary for me though, but as long as I have someone nice like you to help me, I think I'll be okay. Goodnight!
>>708341252
rawl again
>>708341252
i think it dead now
>>708341265
Yeah, I usually sleep late. How you doing besides being lonely?
~Neptune
>>708341324
she's ded jim
>>708326820
If dubs I kill my sister
>>708341578
Reroll
>>708341624
One more time
>>708341624
>>708341668
she's ded jim
>>708341668
Last time
>>708341624
>reroll
My fucking sides
>>708341578
>>708341252
ROLLING FOR BOTH
>>708341718
>>708341668
it's over
>>708341777
topkek
>>708341578
Thats fucked up.
>>708341514
How you doing nep? I wouldnt mind talking if you want although not the other anon.
>>708341718
One last time
>>708341833
Yesh bye bye you stupid bitch
>>708341829
Alright, I'll call you Lambda. You like that name? How you doing?
>>708342039
Forgot to sign, lmao.
~Neptune
>>708341252
rolling
Bumping
>>708342540
i'll knife you
Hit the bump limit already so I can go to bed
>>708342601
Relex man, I'm just keeping this board afloat
>>708342039
Huh- thats a strange coincidence but sure. Not doing bad but dreading tomorrow basically going in to lose my job so i can go search for another but otherwise life seems to be progressing.
Since this thread is gonna die wanna talk on steam or skype or something? Im on reimus friend list already if yiu want to add me. :3
Lambda
Bump
>>708342761
You add me, ok? The id is
id/howdoiuseid/
Same goes for anyone that wants to add me or something.
~Neptune
>>708343055
Dubs
Woop woop
Ikaros are you here?
>>708343379
Bump
derka derka dooo
>>708343379
Lol, who's looking for her?
~Neptune
>>708343379
Stop looking for her here, you should have her on Steam by now and if she blocked you then move on with your fucking life
>>708343110
Ugh the steam search is terrible lemme try at my computer but i cant find you
>>708343485
Hey thanks.
>>708343689
Me. Anonymous.
>>708344006
I rather not talk to her in private.
New thread guys!!
>>708344080
>>708344208
So you'd rather annoy the shit out of people instead, yay
Try eightchan slash animus slash instead
>>708344208
*sigh* my dear anons never cooperate when I try to help them with her...
~Neptune
>>708344522
Finally added you~
Lambda
>>708344519
How Why does that annoy you?
>>708346164
Coming to this thread to ask about a specific avatarfag because you can't be arsed to privately communicate with them, it's in the last line of every OP and it makes you all look bad
