The sacred deer is taking questions
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
The sacred deer is taking questions
Are you actually sacred?
But what?
will fiona be my gf
>>708313986
god fucking daaaaaaamn
Roll
>>708313688
Can I get with M?
>>708313688
Will I handle my new job tomorrow?
will i ever get the pusi
will trump win the election
>>708314183
Who matters then, N?
>>708314280
reroll because sacred deer said to
>>708313688
Will my nation ever get out of debt and free ourselves from the German denbtlords?
>>708314295
She's not.. what about A?
Is America fucked?
>>708314385
Re rolling.
>>708314405
the only acceptable date for you is a literal twig, /b/ro
Will I get any of the girls I'm currently interested in?
>>708313688
hello sacred deer
thanks for being here
will i ever find love
>>708314562
Any girl ever?
>>708313688
will i take over the world
Will i make it?
The deer knows about my issue
>>708314630
>>708314710
>>708314562
you tried anon
>>708313688
>should I kill myself and save me the pain of the rest of my life
>>708314710
~again
Will Ian ever love me
>>708313688
is ween ever gonna release a new album
Will we ever be together?
>>708314830
reroll
Will he text me back tonight...
>>708315070
Roll
>>708313688
should i keep texting this grill?
>>708313688
Will I get the job?
>>708315140
ROLL
Should I continue with her? is she worthy?
>>708315150
Reroll
rollin...
>>708313688
Does she like me? Will i be able to get with her?
0 sez roll again...
role
>>708314751
rerolling to make sure before i do this
Sacred deer are you sure
>>708315193
Will i get to lick the cat?
will i get a gf in the next year
>Does spider have pusspuss
More than?
>>708313688
Do my life have a sense
>>708313688
Remain virgin wizard for life?
>>708313688
will I be able to continue to lie indefinitely?
Should i keep pursuing her?
>>708313688
roll dad
Will things get better in the near future?
Does she love me?
roll
>>708313688
Does nothing matter right now you fucking deer?
>>708315423
dasfdghgjhbj
Will I get better somehow this year
will i get the suk
roulez
Heres for hoping
>>708315378
>>708313688
will i ever see her again?
i hope not.
>>708315378
Damn nigga RIP in peace
Should I do 5 tabs of acid at my homecoming dance this friday?
>>708313688
long time?
l s q c m?
Is B in love with me?
are you sure?
>>708313688
am I going to find the purpose of this shitty life?
Am I ugly
>>708315672
I see queer cum mother
>>708315666
meet?
are you sure AGAIN?
Should I fuck her
Is Trump my President?
>>708315658
Oh fuck is gonna be fucking crazy thanks sacred deer
Can I get any satisfaction?
is she pregnant?
Will Trump be the next president?
Do I even have a chance with her?
>>708313688
m <3 me?
llor
>>708313688
Will I ever become happy in life?
>>708315830
Oh God
Will vivian be mine?
>>708313688
Vais je trouver un travail dans les mois qui arrive
>>708313688
Do I have dubs
Is S gonna have sex with me?
Is Sarah attracted to me?
>>708315997
ok... how about L?
I die happy?
>>708316063
tf does that mean?
I'm nervous...should I be nervous?
>>708313688
Will this Saturday go well?
>>708316124
fight me you fucking deer, just give me an answer
Should I sleep?
Remember me?, still playing.
rollin' stone
>>708313688
Est ce que j ai le sida ou un cancer ou une autre maladie grave
>>708313688
Will I find happiness in the near future? Or at least some peace?
Does it?
Next year?
will she love me?
>>708313688
Will i ever get with her?
Is it bad I fell asleep to Metallica?
>>708313688
Vraiment ? Doit je me faire depister?
>>708316643
Alright deer i get it my fortunes unreadable fuck you niggah
>>708313688
Will i get fine wemmen in the future?
>>708313688
Can I achieve it by the time she arrives
Is 4chan going to die?
>>708316665
The fuck do you mean
>>708313688
Does she like me back?
>>708316770
reroll
>>708313688
Is she going to love me again ?
Should I just give up on her?
Should I leave 4chan forever?
Am I going home tomorrow?
>>708316852
Fuck that's rough
>>708316804
just give me an answer dipshit
>>708313688
Est ce que je vais vivre au moin juqu a 70ans
Will trump win
>>708313688
Does she like me
Can I be an oldfag?
>>708316890
Reroll
>>708313688
yes?
>>708313688
Can i make and fuck a tesseract fleshlight?
>>708313688
will i win the lotto soon?
Will everything work out with marie? will i get laid?
>>708317073
oh, well then, am i going to die soon?
Will I actually become a wizard?
>>708316985
Im 115 lbs, fuck you
>>708317121
well in that case, then fuck it
>>708317050
Reroll. I want to cum in the fourth dimension's hyper cube pussy.
will it work out tho?
will i find happiness?
will i ever sleep with her?
>>708317144
Dont tell me to fucking chill you god damn deer give me a real answer
IS IT GONNA WORK THO
Do you accept r34?
>>708317163
>>708317050
Not an answer. Reroll for 4D creampie.
Is OP a butt chugging fag
are you joking?
>>708313688
will I get my own realm after dying and be omnipotent?
>>708317267
Fucking hell
Should i tell her?
>>708313688
Do people even like me?
will i sleep with her?
Should I dress up as a girl and suck/fuck a dildo like a colossal faggot?
>>708317339
not today, I guess
Will i ever get a cool job that i enjoy and pays well
>>708313688
did i just do the right thing?
no but can i make it work
>>708317253
Yes it does will she give me the S U C C
Will i go to sleep tonight
Did he deserve to die?
Oh so so sacred deer, will the over poster ever return to hetrosexuality?
will i grow taller?
>>708317570
Reroll motherfucker
Should I kill myself
Is life ultimately pointless?
Will i get laid after christmas?
>>708313688
will I die alone and afraid?
Will I get that money?
>>708313688
is she the one
is there an afterlife?
>>708313688
Should I buy mafia 3?
>>708313688
are you sure?
>>708317860
Reroll
>>708313688
doesn't it though?
Are you scared because we're at Defcon 3?
>>708313688
Why the fuck didn't you save Bambi?
Is DOTA cancer?
Do I have a chance with her?
>>708313688
Should we watch the episode about the Dennis system?
>>708313688
will she break up with me soon
>>708313688
Should i pack up all my valuables, and start travelling the country with all the money i have?
Does the slag ever lie?
>>708318280
Reroll
Will i die alone
Will i get a girlfriend this school year?
>>708313688
If I ask her out will she say yes
>>708318360
Reroll
Can I get some pussy?
bump.
>>708318298
should i take the guitar
Pussy?
Should we stay friends?
>>708318538
should i tell my family?
>>708318280
Go back to IASIP shitposting
>>708313688
Roll
>>708313688
Will you shit in my mouth?
>>708313688
will i ever kill myself oh sacred deer?
>>708313688
Okay niggers lets do it
Should I an hero
>>708313688
should i start talking to her again ?
>>708313688
am I gonna find me a wifey
>>708318856
Yes, but your family will soon follow your fate?
>>708313688
Will I get to see her before WWIII
am i ok deer pls tell me the docs aren't helpin
>>708318930
Again
>>708313688
am i a nigger?
If I ask her out will she say yes
Will trump win?
>>708318767
will it turn out to be a good thing, with her?
will it happen.
Will i be happy?
>>708313688
should i end it all right now?
Will she ever date me again
>>708319055
lol
>>708313688
is scarce fat?
>>708313688
ksnfksfn
>>708319115
If i tell her that, will she work on getting healthier?
Are things going to get better like last year?
>>708314120
you have to ask a fucking question you tard
Will they ever find out?
>>708313688
Will I get back with my ex?'
>>708319303
lol, should i head north
>>708313688
will i ever be loved
Will I die soon?
>>708313688
if i talk to her will we connect?
>>708319502
What about west?
>>708319577
South?
Should I break up with her?
>>708319558
Within the next year?
>>708319654
>>708319721
Within the next month?
>>708319835
So, if I stay fat, I stay alive?
>>708313688
Am I gay?
>>708313688
Will Rotten Robbie (A.K.A. Stefán Karl Stefánsson) die of pancreatic cancer in the next week?
>>708313688
Will everything be alright for me?
>>708319950
Were you lying about everything?
>>708313688
will i die a virgin?
Show me ur boipussy
>>708313986
Hey lad, I know a fiona. Do you live in oregon?
>>708313688
Should I get my life together
Will 4chan destroy any chances of mine to have an actual life?
Do u like suck nigger dicks?
Can I even rely on the answer? Also phuck captcha
>>708313688
Did she ever love me?
will she be my gf?
Will you lie to me?
Will Trump win
Am I gonna find a job in my field soon oh shitty dear who only answers one in a hundred questions reliably?
will i achieve my weight loss goal and be happy?
can i suck my dick?
But what?
should I break up with her?
Will I ever lose weight?
>>708313688
Will my first child be a boy?
>>708313688
will i get laid soon? will i ever accomplish it?
But what? Will I be unhappy?
Am I actually a fucking faggot?
Will I ever be married?
>>708319754
will it be a good career path?
will i get a girlfriend?
will I find a Russian qt?
Will I ever find someone to make me happy?
Will I ever find mmy fucking wallet
Will I ever lose my virginity to someone i love?
should i kill the spider on my wall
>>708320875
REEEEEEEEEE
>>708320832
Damn son
Will I ever be married??
Will my foreskin fall off when I turn 18?
>>708313688
rerolling
Reroll
Am I ever going to be at home again before I die?
will i get sum
>>708321047
Am I going to die soon? Before I graduate?
>>708320698
I'm going to watch Bambi as a tribute. Thank you kind deer.
>>708313688
Will loli guro threads ever make a comeback?
>>708313688
Is she interested in me?
will i make it?
Does this question have the letter 'A' in it?
>>708321164
Oh...ok
Oh sacred deer, is she interested in me?
>>708321133
>>708320875
Do I spend my remaining days wankering?
>>708313688
is trump going to lose?
nothing really matters
Should I go for G?
>>708321133
rip
>>708321440
Rolling again
You think I'll get her back?
>>708321570
Reroll
>>708313688
Is heidi going to text me tonight?
Will i ever see her again?
Should I text A?
>>708321676
Is she hoping to come over tonight?
>>708321869
Get fucked
>>708321869
So youre saying theres a chance!
>>708313688
will she wake up in the next 15 minutes?
>>708313688
Will anybody ever respond to me?
>>708321944
Am i going to fuck her tonight?
>>708313688
Is she coming to me soon?
Should I kill myself?
>>708313688
Do i really matter to her ?
does she feel the same
>>708313688
will my stocks make me rich
>>708313688
will i be a successful entrepreneur
>>708313688
will I be getting a job
>>708315344
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>708322345
reroll cquse that answer dont make sence
>>708313688
Is heidi going to message me before 10 p.m. central time?
>>708314751
Lucky fuck. I wanted the guilt free suicide
>>708314120
Maximum over-kek
Will I do good this semester?
>>708313688
Am i a virgin?