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Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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>>708312961
Bitches don't know about my trips and acronym skills.
Give me something and I'll give you the acronym.
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>>708313536
Hey, whats up

~fred
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Hello
~Hazama
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>>708313670
Doesn't look like trips to meee...
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>>708313931
Hey Reisen
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Nice to see you all again
~hazama
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Hello people! How are my favourite anons doing?
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>>708313741
>>708313758
>>708313931
>>708313960
>>708314016
Hi folks.
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>>708313670
>Good evening Anonymous!
What is an Anonymous? Does it taste sweet? Well, I'll help you find out.
>Autistic
>Nerds
>Ovulating
>Non-stop
>Yuri
>Masters
>Overweight
>Ugly
>Shitposters
>>708313741
Fred?
>Freaky
>Real
>Enthusiastic
>Dude
>>708313758
Hazama?
>Hairy
>Awesome
>Zany
>Apple
>Motherfucker
>Alright?
>>708313894
Not the OP post, ya' dingus, the first reply
>>708313931
Reisen?
>Rude
>Endowed
>Important
>Super
>Edgy
>Namefag
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hey people. sup?

-raz
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>>708314115
Hay nep good to see you again
~Hazama
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>>708314240
Thank you mr. man
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A wild Sweet Roll appears

>*some random computer noise*

-Sweet Roll
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>>708313536
Reimu!! Damn glad to see you!
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>>708313536
lets do this yo
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>>708314115
Neptune?
>Noisily
>Eating
>Pussy
>Takes
>Unfathomable
>Noodle
>Energy
I'm a genius.
>>708314528
Sweet Roll?
>Sweaty
>Wizard
>Entertains
>Erotic
>Time

>Rabbits
>Often
>Love
>Lewd
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>>708313931
hiya!
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>>708314336
No, this can't be, I don't forget names, haven't seen you, hello there.
>>708314240
Man of the hattan is a nerd.
>>708314244
Hi Raz, how have you been? Are you calm?
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>>708314666
Hello, Blue Satan
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>>708314730
heya nepnep, i'n fine.
on some sleeping pills tho so i might just fade away from here soon
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>>708314730
I'm not a nerd. You're being almost as much of a bully as Reisen. Stop it.
>>708314810
Hello, mortal.
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>>708314730
It's been so long I was gone for a few days
~Hazama
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>>708314877
forgot the name

-raz
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>>708313536
i have special interests. wat do - miku
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>>708314952
Raz?
>Rapist
>And
>Zoophiliac
Ew, wow. Someone get him outta' this thread?
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>>708314244
>>708314877
2 GETS in one thread
should i really do another reading for the 3rd time or does anyone wants the readings?

-raz
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>>708314666
... glorious, both the acronyms and digits.
>>708314877
Oh, I see, glad to know you're relaxed though.
>>708314891
Gimme your lunch money.
>>708314933
I can't remember any hazama, posted avatar? Aah my brain. :^(
>>708315076
What kind of interests, Mister Grey?
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>>708315076
What does that mean?
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>>708314730
Hello Nep!
How goes everything?
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>>708315134
Do me

Also hi thread
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>>708314244
hello!

~Mantis
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should I stay or should I go?
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>>708315532
heya little mantis

-raz
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>>708315626
If i go there will be trouble, if i stay it will be double
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>>708315360
Hi there, little bug.
>>708315626
You know you're always welcome candle.
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>>708315626
You should stay. It's nice here.
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>>708315261
>>708315280
I like flat chested women
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roll
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>>708315708
He gets it.
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>>708315076
Miku?
>Moe
>Imoutos
>Kill
>Umpires
So sad that those imoutos decided to be evil. Baseball is the best sport. I went to a baseball game with my dad once, in an alternate timeline, but I had to erase that timeline from existence.
That's even sadder.
>>708315261
St-Stop bullying me or I'll make Reimu beat you up...
>>708315483
Kitty.
>Kawaii
>Indeed
>Tongue
>Teasing
>Yummy
Those TT's provide some nice options. I could have gone with 'ticklish titty' or 'train train' or 'tummy teasing' or 'triangle tooth' or 'totally tubular'.
...
...
...
Seija.
>Shoving
>Edamames
>Inside
>Joyous
>Armpits
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>>708316077
You've come to the right place!
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>>708313536
Chuuni is here but I'm apparently not allowed to leave Overwatch without screams of depression and horror. So I'm just lurking.

Will still do tarot readings for hands, but expect delays.
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I'd like a tarot reading. And like to know if i'm gonna get the jobs i've applied for
~ Dimba
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>>708316118
Oh you
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>>708316218
Hey Chuuni, how was your weekend

~fred
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Anyway managed to finish a painting. Nothing much though. Really just experimental if anybody wants to see
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>>708316300
Your dubs say that you should show it
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I'll look for another general reading tonight, maybe work related since that seems to be all my life revolves around now.
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>>708316218
hey chunni, how are you?
can you do a diffrent reading like something daily for me?

-raz
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rolll
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Why must Witch Mercy be the single most difficult skin to acquire?

-Sweet Roll
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>>708316553
because

reroll
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>>708316553
i just want pumpkin reaper...

-raz
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>>708316300
Show! I've always loved art, even when I can't really tell it is nice, it makes me a bit happy.
>>708316160
I'll use your lunch money for Reimu's donation, and then she'll beat you up too.
>>708316077
Welcome, to the shrine.
>>708315925
Hello bunnu, ok I guess, I still want to hear a story.
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>>708316218
Chuuni! Nice to see you!!
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>>708316233
>Two of Wands
>Queen of Cups (Reversed)
>The Star

This seems to suggest to me that none of the current jobs will pan out. It could be because you've been dishonest about something, or maybe you're dodging a bullet because one or more of them would have led to drama. Don't lose hope, though, use your intuition to search out new opportunities in the meantime and your guiding star will show itself soon, bringing with it inspiration and the early signs of a new life.
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>>708316160
Pretty good

>>708316906
Mantis a cute
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>>708316836
Sh-Shut up, that won't happen!
>>708317198
Thanks. Please stop these bullies...
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>>708316652

I do want that, too, but Witch Mercy is currently top priority for me, if I get any other things I want along the way, it would just be a bonus

-Sweet Roll
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rolling fuck
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>>708317289
I'd rather join in!
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>>708316300
We want to see!
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Well that was embarrassing...
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>>708317348
Like...on the Internet in the past few days eveeyone's been praising that Mercy skin, what's so special about it? Some people even called it hot, i mean, it's not like you can see a whole lot from that.
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>>708316299
Fairly busy, but I spent all of my spare time doing tarot so I enjoyed it

>>708316532
What do you mean by different? Readings are what I normally do

>>708316906
Hello person whom I don't recognize
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>>708317841
What was?
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>>708316502
I'll roll again
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>>708317841
what was?
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>>708317841
what was?
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>>708317841
*points and laughs*
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>>708317937
I mistook the other thread for this one and bumped it.
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>>708317865
Good job :3
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>>708317657
No, g-get away, you smell...
>>708318123
Why are you such a bully all the time?!
>>708318127
Funny story, reminds me of the time I mistook your ass for your face and then bumped it
hey-o
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>>708318350
I-I'm sorry, I didn't want to be so mean! Replace 'ass' with 'cute puppy'
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>>708318127
I thought OP's can't bump
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>>708318350
Why do you have to be such a meanie! Geez...
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>>708318350
That doesn't sound like someone who wants help with bullies to me.
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>>708317865
i heard there are many kinds of reading and not just the simple past present future, maybe something like opening one card that will tell me about my upcoming day tomorrow

-raz
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>>708318350
You say that but bumping an ass seems more acceptable than bumping someone's face, just saying.

>>708318888
Nice quads useless bunny
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>>708318888
>8888
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>>708318594
N-No, they're just jealous because they haven't gone to space!
>>708318970
Sounds like the talk of someone whose entire country ha-hasn't gone to space, either...
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>>708318888
Quads wills it. I'll wait then.
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>>708319222
>222
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>>708316919
Actually, that was a bump in the right direction, something i've been hoping to hear. Thanks for the reading.
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>>708319300
>00
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>>708319222

Trips further confirms

-Sweet Roll
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Sorry it took so long. Impossible to get a good picture. The green in real life looks so much better.

Anyway this started out with me trying out "pointillism" where you paint a picture using dots. Only got the sky done before I gave up cause the brushes aren't the best.

Going to try using an eye dropper next time.
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>>708319214
Space sucks, there's nothing worth the trip and money wasted up there.
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>>708319538
>trip and money
What is teleportation? Also you saved a thumbnail.
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>>708319214
I'm fine with just going to the moon. Sagume's there at least.
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Rolling here!
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>>708319466
As I said, experimental. Also trying out how different shades look like next to each other.
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>>708319300
>00
What is going on.
>>708319466
It looks somewhat nice, relaxing if I'm quite honest.
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Am I crazy?

~Michiel
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>>708319659
Not anymore, I just punched her to Mercury.x
She was askin' for it.
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>>708318068
Ikarous!

>>708318172
Good job for... doing my job? For doing tarot which wasn't my job? For surviving?

>>708318904
Ah, yes. There are many different spreads. I tend to do past-present-future for men and the Celtic Cross for women (my favorite 10-card spread)

I also know two 6-card spreads

I don't know of a specific one-card reading, but I could just draw one card and tell you what it signifies if you're curious.

My standard rate would still apply, though
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>>708319466
As someone who paints, I appreciate the style you're going for, it looks like it could be promising if you flesh it out more. What are you planning to add next? Are you using oil or acrylic?
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>>708319466
I like it.
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>>708319931
All the above
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>>708319650
Isn't a man entitled to the pictures he saves?!
"No" Says the Man in Hattan. "It belongs to science"
I rejected those answers, instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... this thread.
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>>708319876
Pretty sure even if you did that she could just say one line and reverse the situation

Never mind how she's going to talk in space
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>>708319931
what is your standart rate chuuni?

-raz
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>>708320136
I'm not smelling those flowers, I know you put tachyons in them.
>>708320162
>Saggynips reverses situation
>now Mercury is being punched towards her, instead of the reverse
Yeah, that turned out real well.
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rollerderby
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>>708319954
Acrylic. I'm not going to add but going to start anew using an eye dropper to see how that goes instead of paint brushes. Use slightly different shades of colors beside each other.

It will look similar to this but will try and add a palm tree. I always like adding palm trees if its appropriate.

I'm not good right now doing realistic so I'm trying for a different style.
>>708319998
>>708319753
thanks.
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>>708316502
I'll try once more and stop.
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>>708319833
>The Moon
>Death
>Eight of Swords
It seems your mental state is sort of vulnerable right now. You've been subject to unfair treatment, frustration and fear. It's weakened your control over your emotions and may have you feeling like you're going mad. Death tells me that this is the end of an old chapter, and things might seem like they're falling apart to make room for a new life... for better or worse.

If you feel like your mental state is in shambles, I'd strongly suggest seeing a therapist even if it's just for a session or two. They can help you straighten things out.
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>>708320669
I'll give you my dubs. >>708316300
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>>708319931
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>>708320547
See? No problem.
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Roll
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I would love a tarot reading.

-k
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Other thread died as I took too long wondering whether I should just keep bumping it or not
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>>708313536
will I get the job I want
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My lack of sleep is getting dangerous at this point. You guys are all real, right?
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>>708320878
Why is this angel-kitten combo looking at me like I just shot them up the asses with a fire house and then called their tastes in music shit?
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>>708320984
One time reroll
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>>708320547
Can you change your shape? If so why you're looking like a bald old man atm?
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love tarot please?
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>>708321052
How can we be real, if our dreams aren't real?
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>>708321052
As real as gensoky is

>>708321096
They've never seen a smurf before, don't think too much about it.
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>>708321096
To me it looks like they lost a bet and have to show them off.

>>708321242
I had a dream I was a butterfly. Now that I'm awake am I a butterfly dreaming that I'm a man?
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>>708320284
One hand.

>>708320808
How are you?
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>>708321052
As far as I know... I'd hate to be proven wrong though, so you should probably keep imagining me just in case.
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>>708321052
I am a very stubborn figment of your imagination that took life and is now actively trying to kill you, because there can be only one!
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>>708321005
I didn't see any other thread but this one..

~Mantis
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>>708321378
Where was that from? Aah, can't remember... are my memories real tho?
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>>708321395
Nobody smiles like that while playing fgs

>>708321521
It was just a surrogate anyway
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>>708321196
The ladies love it, that's why. If anyone disagrees, I will post proof that the ladies do, in fact, love it.
>>708321367
You know what, I think I'm going to cut your head off and make your thimble-girl lover eat it.
>>708321378
Show off what? Their bellies?
Th-That's way too lewd, get out of here!
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will i ever find love?

-raz
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>>708321602
Sanae is very optimistic.
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>>708321242
Because mirrors aren't real, and our memes are dreams.

>>708321367
Gensokyo seems like a nice place

>>708321395
Will do. I have alot of fun imagining you

>>708321466
I might be wrong, but that actually sounds like decent premise for a game or story or something
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>>708321052

Yes

at least I think I am

I have had unwanted moments of sleepyness recently, I think they are subsiding.

But when they do happen, it is a downward slope, I have only escaped its grasp a handful of times, I normally cannot focus on anything in that state, and I either wake up with a foggy memory of it, or I wake up to realise I actually slept

Good thing it isn't happenening now

-Sweet Roll
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>>708320798
Thanks paintbro.
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>>708321242
Dreams can be real if your worked hard to it.

( But damn I'm going to fail one subject again because I didn't pass my assessment task on time)
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>>708321811
Your Dubbs indicate that you will.

~Mantis
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>>708321857
What do you think it feels like to have her snake her long frogtongue into your ears and slobber around inside them?
Li-Like, would it sound really wet? I-I'm not saying it would feel good, or anything.
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>>708321593
Its a quote from some philosopher. I'm sure if you look it up you can find who said that. I don't think he was Greek though. Asian I think.

>>708322112
No problem. Hopefully they will notice.
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love tarot please?
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>>708321804
Bring it you three-course dinner chewing gum victim
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>>708313536
Will this girl stop being a cunt or should I just ditch her? Tell me swami
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>>708321811
>Justice (Reversed)
>Four of Pentacles (Reversed)
>The World (Reversed)

...following the current path you're on, no. You're denying your true motivations, fretting over worthless details, and being cowardly. It would take a massive change to your lifestyle to get off of this path.
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>>708322378
Don't make me get dubs just tell me swami
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>>708322244
Keep getting all these dubs.

>>708322112
Just want to be clear that >>708319466 is my painting. Not the first link I sent ya. I just like posting backgrounds.
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Reimu can i have a general reading? Because i almost burnt *my* kitchen, so i wanted to see if this would've affected the ones around me positively or negatively. Got dubs here >>708321466

>>708321804
If you love it it would exlain why you said "The ladies love it" lol...plz don't kill me.

>>708321898
It was probably already used anyways.
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>>708322244
>dubs again
You're on a roll. A reading's not really that important to me but it's interesting to see your life from a certain perspective.
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princess im back.
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>>708322324
Uh, it actually took me a minute to get that one, but now I think I have to lie down...
A-After I blow you up, of course. But if you tell me I'm cute I might not blow you up!
>>708322520
Picture is related.
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>>708322242
Probably. I'm not so sure frogs can control their tongues that well though. Aiming and shooting, sure. Fine motor control? Ehhh...
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>>708322244
I actually knew that much as well, which remembers me to a story about the hunter who dreamed he killed a deer, know that one?
>>708322491
Alright, have mine. >>708319222
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>>708322816
Thanks friendo
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Who /Luftwaffe/ here?

https://strawpoll.de/gx99fw4
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>>708314244
>>708314877
>>708321811
well at least im lucky, got 3 dubs already, anyone wants a reading?
>>708322422
that's hurt me more then what my parents tell me all the time, gj reimu
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>>708322502
Also, that painting looks alright. Any sort of meaning behind it or just some improv painting?
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>>708321393
I'm sad
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>>708323030
don't be sad melon buddy!
you'll just make me hate myself even more

-raz
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>>708322520
>Knight of Cups
>The Empress (Reversed)
>Five of Swords

If I'm reading this right, somehow or another this leads to you meeting a girl, falling love, having an unplanned pregnancy, and then she dies in childbirth.

Yeesh.
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>>708323030
Ikaros?
>Itchy
>Kitten
>Always
>Rubs
>On
>Spoons
Ikaros, why are you always rubbing on spoons? It won't make your itch go away.
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>>708314244
>>708314877
>>708321811
>>708323166
4 dubs now, really just anyone, you can take them freely for readings

-raz
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>>708322816
Never heard of that one.

>>708322965
I sometimes put meaning in my pictures but not that one. It was an experiment with pointillism in the sky at first then gave up and made the ground and vines flat.

Going to try using an eye dropper next time and add more to the picture starting anew.

>>708322956
Pain creates character.

>>708323030
so whats wrong?
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>>708323166
Wait...so how does that work, you hate yourself when others are sad?
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>>708323030
What happened?

~Mantis
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>>708322956
You asked for a reading from an amoral deck of cards. I take no responsibility for what they say.
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>>708323030
Why are you sad? Is there any way I can assist?
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>>708323276
>But you have to be specific about who gets it.

No grab bags, buddy.
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>>708322956
i would love a love reading
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>>708323421
I want to pay Reimu OP money to model in a bunny suit
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>>708322716
I'm cute I might not blow you up!

>>708323030
Pretty sure that's normal
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>>708323363
i geuss sharing pain with people turns on my self hatred mode
>>708323421
please just kill me... fucking asshole cards, even they know i'm a whorthless shit

-raz
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>>708323166
are you from ks/b/?
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>>708323609

The mighty flag poster is here
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>>708323596
nope

-raz
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>>708323578
I will change that towel into hungry fire ants, and your sweat into apple juice.
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op seems nice, have a nice day op.
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>>708323166
I'm sorry I'll stop..
>>708323259
I don't even know how to respond to that ._.
>>708323346
The full moon ended... it was so pretty
>>708323371
The full moon phase ended v.v
>>708323444
I'm sad because the full moon phase ended and now I have to wait forever to see it again...
>>708323578
I hate being normal
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>>708323244
...oook, i guess? So this is neither good or bad in the end, no wait, actually it's kinda bad since i'd have to take care of the child all by myself, i'll make sure to avoid sex if your prediction happens then.
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>>708323565
Not OP but I got a couple of bunny riemus. Heres one for you.
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do you have any financial advice?
my portfolio is not looking too good right now

-Dutch
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>>708323898
forex
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>>708323276
Grabbing all of those dubs, now no one can use them.
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Hello shrine friends, long time no see!

How are you all?
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>>708323768
at least you got a full watermelon
people don't appreciate good watermelons theese days...

-raz
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>>708323587
Oooof, you gotta kill that perception buddy. Seeking validation from some pieces of paper isn't the right way to go.
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I love you all!
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>>708323531
>The Moon
Your love life for the near future will be hazy, mysterious... always in flux. It'll be hard to navigate using only moonlight, but...

>Knight of Wands
Thankfully, you have this guy. A quick, clever man with a sense of humour. One with an unusual way of looking at life, recognizing patterns and opportunities missed by others. He is somewhat unpredictable, making for stimulating company.

Stick by him, be his friend.

>Eight of Wands
He encourages you to make a move where you wouldn't have before, and adventure and opportunity will follow.


>>708323565
Will you be buying the suit too?
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>>708323950
c-can you be more specific?

do you think the GBP will rebound soon
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>>708323736
just posting a couple of cool rares, and then i'll just shitpost for giggles
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>>708324040
If you'll wear it for me, of course, Reimu OP
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>>708324046
do your own homework
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>>708323965
>>708324020
Hi there

>>708323761
You can't even draw fire ants or apple juice
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>>708324271
I dont think I have what it takes

I'm not gonna make it
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Tonight sure seems bound to be interesting, we have a lot of people here tonight.
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>>708324275
Hi Seija~
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>>708324275
If this is a subtle way of asking me to draw fire ants biting and licking apple juice off your naked body, it isn't working.
Goodnight.
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>>708324339
then don't micromanage your shit and invest in low risk long term stuff
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Anyway I'm going to pop out in 5 minutes.

>>708323768
The moon is always nice.

The moon has some quality's associated with it. Some of them being the feminine, silver and madness.
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>>708323965
>>708324020

Hello friends Kotori and Hikari!

How are you two?

-Sweet Roll
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>>708323766
Thank you Anonymous, you too!

>>708323842
>*thumbs up*

>>708323898
I'm pretty abysmal at money, sorry.

>>708323965
Feeling a little sluggish, but otherwise okay. You?

>>708324020
Hey you! I have something to say to you!
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>>708323976
sometimes it's easier trusting cards and luck insted of yourself

-raz
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>>708324339
How to become a first world country?
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>>708324443
How does it feel to not get quads, faggot?

Also goodnight
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>>708324020
I was wondering where you were. You're always in time for the threads

>>708323965
Long time no see indeed. We should have another golf game soon

>>708324339
There's something awesome about your pictures and I dont know what it is
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>>708324448
IM TRYING TO ESCAPE MY WAGECUCK LIFE HERE
PLEASE

>>708324505
thanks anyways...

>>708324609
probably the quality a e s t h e t i c
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>>708324443
>Blue Man Group exit stage left
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>>708324148
Oh, good. I think that might just work out then!
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>>708323965
Kotori-chan!

>>708324490
Hi Sweet Roll. I'm craving sweets now..!

What's going on?

>>708324505
O-Oh? You do?

What did you wanna talk about?

>>708324609
I've been spacing out, I'm a bit sleepy.. don't take advantage of me because I'm so vulnerable~
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>>708323768
I saw that full moon yesterday. It was beautiful. It will return, though.
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>>708324748
the only way to break that life is either having shitload of luck or just being born to the right family( which is also luck)

-raz
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Hello, could I get an love reading please??

-Ecco
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>>708324849
really!?
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>>708324897
The other day, when I was doing that thing I told you guys about. You know, the one I was dreading?
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>>708324849
Reimu gold digger confirmed
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>>708324897
Hey Hikari~ How have you been?

>>708324275
>>708324490
>>708324505
Hey there~ I'm a big sluggish as well, just woke up from a short nap, still a little tired. Gonna have to have some caffeine before my raid.

>>708324609
We should! I probably have time this week if you'd like.
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>>708323768
still got a full moon in my country, will it help you get better if i will take a picture of it for you buddy?

-raz
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>Didn't see notification

Reeeeee
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>>708325057
Mm, I remember.. Did everything go okay?
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>>708322378
Can I get an answer already swami
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>>708324897

Nothing but the eternal struggle of getting the Witch Mercy skin and a sore back

-Sweet Roll
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have a completely cucked flag

do they even count as a country any more
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>>708325127
Sleeeeepy and dazed. Cute picture.

How's WoW been lately?

>>708325290
Witch Mercy? Hm?
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>>708324748
a e s t h e t i c. Am I doing this right?

>>708324897
I-I wouldn't think of it! Probably...

>>708325127
Yeah I'm mostly free this week. We should invite Hikari too
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Just pointing out that Reisen disappeared a long time ago.

>>708324371
Hi Hikari!

>>708325057
I can't remember you telling us about something like that, what was it?
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Reimu, we made it into the apartment and it's not very good. Everything is very small and cramped and we didn't get to see inside until a day before we were supposed to move. It took us two days and multiple moving truck loads to move everything because we have tons of bins and boxes of childhood things and toys and stuff. We've had to put it all in the middle of the house and it's become a big mountain, there is barely enough space to get around. I can hear people talking and yelling and thumping and screaming all the time from outside and upstairs and it scares me, and I'm afraid to make any noise because the walls are thin. I feel sad and lonely and I want to go home
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>>708325465
Dat hotline miami vibe
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>>708325290
Everyone wants witch mercy. Do those people even enjoy playing as mercy?

>>708325376
It counts as a politically correct paradise.
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>>708325465
Aww and here I thought we were going to have fun!

>>708325470
Asterisk, hey you.

Hm..what's your favorite kind of dessert?
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>>708325652
You are not alone here, friend.
>>
H-hi there....
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>>708325652
Everyone also stared at us while we were carrying things in, and it was a little worrying, my mom says we need to get better locks in case anyone tries to break in. There was this guy outside playing loud Spanish music and talking loudly in Spanish and this whole place just feels bad
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>>708325406

Overwatch is curently having a Halloween event, Mercy's Halloween skin is the best out of all of the Halloween skins. People have been going crazy for it.

Perhaps too crazy

-Sweet Roll
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>>708325033
Really really.

>>708325113
Sh-shut up!

>>708325263
Well, it was still pretty dull, but I didn't get depressed because of you, so that's something! I was going to tell you on Steam, but. . .

>>708325266
The cards say "It doesn't sound like this nigga likes her very much so just tell him to move on and save them both some headaches."

Oddly straightforward, but sometimes they surprise you like that.
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>>708325266
Checkem cmon nigga I need some psychic shit
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>>708325876
Thanks...
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Reimu, can you please be my mommy?
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>>708325652
Anon, you know how you could try and remediate your current situation, but you just don't want to have any kind of responsability, you shouldn't even be complaning honestly.
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>>708325919
H-how do I get in touch with you, Reimu OP
>creeping dread I'm being taken for a ride
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>>708325919
>>708325936
Damn. Alright I guess I gotta trust the cards or whatever. Should I try and bang that other girl I hung out with then? Dubsget
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>>708325919
I..yeah, that's my fault. I can explain on steam, if you still are okay with accepting my request..
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>>708325803
no one wants to play mercy, they just want a skin that shows her thighs, happend the same in the summer even over tracers belly button.
i'm actually interested in reapers pumpkin skin

-raz
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>>708325881
Hello.

~Neptune
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>>708325862
*Not the ones that you're supposed to set on fire, because i'm not touching them ever again, anything that has chocolate in it, though it's not healthy at all.
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>>708326082
Yeah, I know...
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>>708326113
Rorell
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>>708325723
I know right

>>708325862
Maybe I'm just saying that to throw you off, so it'll be an even bigger surprise when I take advantage of you

>>708326082
Oh lawdy, dem eggplants
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>>708325881
Hi!

~Mantis
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>>708325406
Yours too! Why sleepy? Staying up late?

It's okay, leveled a new alt to max so that's been taking my time.

>>708325465
Sure, if he'd like to as well!

>>708325881
Hello! How are you doing?

-Kotori
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>>708326087
[email protected]

>>708325881
Hi there! New thread coming soon!

>>708326215
Of course.

~Reimu
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>>708326512
Last roll
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>>708326304
of course. I like playing as mercy as long as people arnt braindead. Which is 40% of the time.
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>>708326820
>>708326820
>>708326820
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