Sex Tourism for dummies?
I'm a shy chubby autist that makes $70K/year and I want some exotic cheap pussy.
How do I start doing that? A lot of the sex tourism sites look like they are trying to sell me something (like a hotel package).
inb4: PEDO!
Only 18+, guise.
I got a lot of sex when I visit the Dominican Republic. I don't go to any sites or any shit like that. There's just a lot of tourists there that want to fuck or local whores.
>>708311535
Or You can save a lot more money and the potential risk of Aids....Im a tall handsome outgoing alpha anon who pretty much enjoys getting my less privilaged friends laid...Im the greatest wingman ever and I pretty much broker the pussu for you at far less than Thailand prices
>>708311535
mmm....maybe you should focus on making real money and getting local pussy instead of flying halfway around the world for AIDS infested pussy?
>>708312048
OK. Please email me.
>>708312048
carlsbad is lovely this time of year but they aint no poon out there... abq in
>>708311535
You're over-thinking it.
Go to eastern europe or thailand and just go to a bar. The women will hit on *you*, even if you're an obese (let's be honest here, anon...) autist.
If the women aren't coming. Just pull out a 20 and make sure someone sees it. Use it to buy yourself a drink. They will come.
>>708311535
Go to South Korea. Visit any building that has double-barber poles. Or, you could just get a quickie at any of the many red light districts in practically every Korean city.
>>708312234
>local pussy
>STDs
turns out, Western women have more STDs by far than anywhere else
>it's because of niggers
No, it's because western women have no sense of fidelity and don't feel like they should be held accountable for their actions.
>>708312738
Or save money & just go to his citys red light district, hell with the savings of not flying he can get a 9/10 escort or two or three depending where he is
>>708312928
>sense of fidelity
>prostitutes
Pick one, you insufferable retard.
>>708312680
Don't go to Thailand for a while the king just died and they are having 1 year national mourning imposed by the military junta that's in power. No fun times for quite a while.
>>708312928
>turns out, Western women have more STDs by far than anywhere else
How fat& autistic are you that you think like this
>>708312048
Email me as well, good sir. [email protected]
>>708312680
this guy gets it. but seriously if you want some poon here, just lose weight, wear nicer clothes and be able to hold a conversation.
when all else fails, fuck them hoes and get money.
>>708313028
No. In Korea, it's legal and regulated, with the women being regularly tested. Little known fact about Korea: it's a wonderland for poon. *Anyone* can get laid there, even a loser like myself.
>>708313077
>drawing a false equivalence
Besides, he's a man. Different rules.
>>708313186
Slim and non-autistic enough to read and comprehend statistics. Not to mention having actually lived there myself.
>>708311535
You dont make $70k a year faggot.
>>708312234
>implying that $70K isn't "real money" for a 24 year old that lives in his parents basement.
>implying that local pussy isn't shit-tier.
>implying that exotic foreign pussy is AIDS-infested.
>>708311535
um..these don't look like adults..
>>708312928
>comparing stds of asian prostitutes with normie white girls
are you retarded?
>>708313366
>drawing a false equivalence
>Besides, he's a man. Different rules.
HURRRRR DURRRRR
Prostitues aren't loyal, you retard.
Honestly, anon? How do you even manage to tie your shoes being that fucking retarded?
>>708312738
>>708313366
Where in Korea can I find these places? Do they allow Americans?
>>708311535
I remember this video.
The guests aren't allowed anywhere near them. It's all for show.
>>708311535
>Go to Syria
>find a guy dressed in all black
>tell him you want to feel the prophet's holy girth in your ass
>that's code word for let me sample your finest middle eastern poon
You're welcome
Was gonna try to be nice to op but it's obvious he's fat loser neet who dreams of apoor woman
>>708313474
>normie white girls
See pic.
>>708313482
>loyalty
At no point was I calling for loyalty from a prostitute. Point to where I did.
>>708313552
Pretty much any city, especially out in the rural cities/towns away from Seoul. Wait until nightfall, of course. Yes, they do allow Americans. I myself fucked over 30 in red light districts, 'barbershops,' and an-mas. Actually got bored of sex after a while.
OP
what you need to do is book a flight to Thailand.
SEA is the place to be for cheap pussy
In Thailand, Pattaya has many gogo bars and women are paid there to seduce men, they encourage drinking, and at the end of the session you pay a small bar fine and take them home.
In Cambodia, Sihanoukville is poon town
many gorgeous khmer girls that offer sex for as little as 15-20 USD.
they're also open to massages, so buy some oil or lotion and let them lather you up and relax your body through ancient khmer massage techniques
then slampig, creampie, move onto the next slut
ITT butthurt western females
Guy just wants some pussy, I don't blame him for not wanting to put up with all the bullshit that comes along with a western female who is essentially just another prostitute anyway.
Fidelity isn't what he is after, its just one of the gripes he and many other men have about western women which leads to this compromise. At least with a straight up transaction there isn't any bullshit about it.
You whores did it to yourselves.
>>708313367
I was gonna upload my tax return before I realized you mean nothing to me.
>>708313800
how much $? any good stories?
>>708313474
Sex workers using condoms.
Sluts fucking 3 guys a week with no protection.
Can't imagine whats more likely to give you a disease.
>>708314033
>this
>>708314033
Are you this deluded in real life?
>You must be a hit with the ladies.
>>708314033
REKT
>>708314159
You are so full of shit autism boy.
>>708314159
Meant enough to rustle your virgin jimmies.
>>708314252
"Barbershops" usually run about 90,000 won, or around $85. You'll get an hour-long massage plus sex.
"An-mas" are similar to the 'barbershops,' but more similar to the Soap Lands of Japan. You'll get a massage, bathed, nuru, etc plus sex. Those are usually the equivalent of $150.
Red Light District prices are usually around 90,000 won, but I've negotiated a few times to get as low as 40,000 won. In Itaewon, in the well-known "Hooker Hill" last year, I negotiated a whore from $200 to just $80, and fucked a Venezuelan instead of a Korean.
As for stories, well....those are aplenty.
>you a cop?
>just kidding; Korean cops don't care
Ex-Backpacker here
just came back recently from South east asia
OP you sound like you need to go on a trip
south east asia is the cheapest place on earth to live
you can survive on less than $20 usd a day
if you have a degree, you can teach english
bangkok, pattaya, sihanoukville, vang vieng have local girls that will have protected/unprotected sex for 10-20 USD depending on your level of conning
if you have more than 50k you can rent a nice luxury apartment and live like a king
its common to find expats that shack up/ live with the local women/hookers and some even end up having children together
my last visit, one hooker i fucked wanted me to rent an apartment with her and have a kid
>>708311535
Just go to countries where it's legal and they will come to you. Don't be a fucking moron. Honestly who Google search sex tour trip....
>>708314423
He's a true gentleman.
>>708312928
Is that Rina Koike on the right?
>>708314423
>>708314722
Say what you will, you know he's 102% correct, with a 2% margin of error.
>>708311535
I went to thailand for 2 month, you just need to go wther to Bangkok or Pataya and rend a hotel, girls wait just outside the hotel you can choose pretty much any you want
>>708314423
Truth hurts bitch. Western bitches not worth the effort and emotional terrorism. Get over it.
>>708311535
Go to Hong Kong or Korea. Girls are $40.
I hired 3 girls at once in Kowloon, all 3 of them blew me and licked my balls without a condom on at the same time..
>>708311535
>A lot of the sex tourism sites look like they are trying to sell me something (like a hotel package).
yeah, you definitely want to stick with non-profit sex-tourism sites.
jesus, the autism is strong with this one.
>>708313984
>creampie
Really!?! I'm not a cream pie fetishist but it is the most pleasurable thing in the world for me.
>>708311535
Go to Thailand and say u want the 'dead king assgape package' to the nearest copper. U will have a great time!
>>708314772
Yes, which also reminds me of another way to get laid in Korea: in-call/out-call 'services.' On most nights, guys on mo-peds would drive around dropping these leaflets around, literally advertising prostitutes and how to contact them. They'd use Japanese AV models on the cards, but you'd be meeting with a Korean instead. I never tried those, so I don't know the prices. But I do know they'll come to your home, your work, or pretty much anywhere you ask them to within the city you contact them.
>>708314815
me too anon, genital warts weren't flared up too bad that day so it was fine
>>708314683
Costa Rica. Beautiful country. Get laid constantly.
Thailand.
Romania. See above re: Costa Rica.
Cuba.
Now, let me explain why Cuba.
>Rum
>Cigars
>Cuban women are going to do ANYTHING they can think of to gtfo of Cuba now.
>>708314423
I see I hit the nail on the head.
Now insult my penis size and call me a virgin that'll show me.
Women can't even into bantz. Absolutely worthless.
>>708311535
A better question to as yourself would be, "is taking a prostitute vacation really going to make me feel better?"
Seems to me like you're just going to be paying to get something most people enjoy for free which you fail to get on your own. You'll probably fall into a deep depression and hang yourself a month after returning home.
>>708312234
I bet you make less that 30k a year anon.
>>708315125
You're a dickless virgin.
Yaaaar. The circle of life is complete. Someone find me a stuffed lion toy I can hold above my head while someone howls African yodeling songs.
>>708313367
thats really not that much for an adult tbh its like...middle class
>>708315139
I'm already in a deep depression, so there's that.
>>708311535
go to amsterdam bruh. If u are from USA a return ticket is around 800-1000 dollars. Then another 1000 for a week of partying.
I haven't felt a tension like this in a while. This whole thread is bringing back great memories of my early-20s, when I was living in Korea and could fuck prostitutes any time I chose. I'd go after classes, on my way TO classes, hell, I'd go after grocery shopping. Then just show up back in my parents' apartment and go about like everything's normal.
ahhhh, I gotta get back to Asia.
>>708314962
if you have the balls, creampie is the way to go
but obviously STD's are something to worry about
i suppose if you have money you could pay to have a hooker tested just to be safe but that would take a couple days
so condom is usually the safe bet
i was lucky enough to enjoy unprotected sex one time in sihanoukville, cambodia and escape STD free
>>708315075
Interesting.
I once saw a hairdressing salon in Toronto with a picture of Maki Goto in the window.
I don't think they offered a happy ending.
>>708314808
>cock carousel comes to a screeching halt
>look up
>be 35 year old frumpy single lady with 3 cats
>"bu.. bu... but where have all the "good men" gone?"
>>708311535
If you want sex with hot bimbos and have money to spare, take a trip to Vegas. Any upscale establishment there will have their girls regularly tested for STD's and all that shit.
If you have yellow fever and double wrap your tool just go to some shithole Asian country like Thailand, Cambodia or Laos.
>>708315426
>i was lucky enough to enjoy unprotected sex one time in sihanoukville, cambodia and escape STD free
well yeah... you can do that when you're fucking 9 year old girls.
>>708311535
Go to Campo Allegro in Curacao
>>708315139
not OP, but after being in a monogamous relationship for the last 5 years I wouldn't mind going to Pattaya and smashing the local teens and ladyboys for a week or two. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't looked up the cost of airfare a few times. Usually that feeling fades away when me and the gf get down, of course. Just hormones trying to control me.
>>708315124
>Romania
My fucking face when
>>708315487
You never know until you ask...
>or you go on a certain 'guide for sex'
Prostitutes in Singapore have to get tested frequently for STDs.
They also have to display the results of their most recent tests.
>>708315572
but double wrapping makes it less effective
>>708315623
underage prostitution is almost non-existent in the beach towns
99% of the whores at the major board walks, bars, brothels, etc are 18+.. they are employed by the bar, they get commission for the drinks
maybe in the chicken farms you can get underage girls but thats not recommended as its deep in town, unsafe, particularly at night
dont recommend chicken farms unless you rent a motorbike and go early in the afternoon
>>708314668
>hooker i fucked wanted me to rent an apartment with her and have a kid
Sounds like a lot of American marriages
>>708311535
What do you do for a living?
Spent 2 months in thailand fucking everything in sight. Pic related 50 bucks for a bath and fuck. Wanna see more?
>>708315623
Hell in cambodia 9 is avg for sex tourism. You can go much lower if you have enough money.
>>708314423
who gives a fuck about being a hit with the ladies when you can just pay them... they like that. Show up with a big wallet and youll be a hit, trust me
>>708314423
>>708315932
Yes.
>>708315932
when you say everything you mean ladyboys as well? pics of that.
>no mention of Germany
Ignore these LARPers. Go to Germany. Prostitution and brothels are legal (and abundant) there. The girls are cleaner and leagues more attractive than the hairy gooks these idiots are extolling.
>>708315932
Show us the goods brave anon
>>708315668
Yeah, but that's different. You're not going after prostitutes because you can't get anything else - you're doing it for the thrill.
>>708315932
YES. Also, what are the rates for ladyboys?
>asking for a friend
>no I'm not
>it's me
>I'm asking for me
>>708315125
>bantz
autism
>>708315969
>You can go much lower if you have enough money.
i dont even wanna ask how you know this....
>>708316080
True, it is a very trilling fantasy...
>>708316062
No bareback
Expensive
>>708315932
So many fatties and butch ldyboys.
spend more and get better.
>>708314808
>emotional terrorism
I like it.
Why is no one talking about Germany? It's Europe's biggest brothel
>>708316061
I got a trap flag for shits and giggle. It was free as well. Pic related
>>708316239
Don't be lil bitch.
>>708315813
Right, and can't you get arrested if you rip a fart in Singapore? Seems like Korea is the way to go!
>>708315932
fuck yeah
>>708316340
>Germany
>white women
No thanks. We want to fuck small, Asian, and possibly brown women.
>>708316340
Fuck hooker on one street, then get raped by muhamad on the next street.
Germany is shit their now with all the muslims they imported to fuck up their shit.
im average looking and average income. would any of you recommend going to a russia or ukraine and marrying a girl from there?
everyone's fat here, and the ones that arent fat dont date non-models, or non-rich fags. i just want a girl i can actually be attracted to.
advice?
>>708316620
Thailand or another poor asian country. In russia and the ukraine they are more educated and harder to control.
If you get an asian you have many benifits. Like:
1: Harder for them to communicate with others in america so they will be more isolated and dependent on you. Also less likly to step out.
2: Because they are less educated you can threated to deport them back to the poor fucking town they came from and they won't know about lawyers or shit like that.
3: Easier to deport if you get tired of them before the 10 year mark.
>>708314668
If it's so awesome there, why did you come back?
Bangkok club
>>708317146
why did you come back?
>cause im not a millionaire, and i have a life in the west
after 3-4 months, the scene in asia is boring unless youre some basement neckbeard virgin
sex tourism gets boring after 2 months
too many disgusting old britfags 60-70+
the heat
the food is something to get accustomed to, not bad but it could be better
prepare to get sick out there atleast 2-3 times
>>708317146
Those aren't proper push ups.
xvideos serch da asian playground
full tour
>>708317053
She will kill you in your sleep...
>>708317885
what the actual fuck...
>>708312048
No need to lie to try to impress people on the internet anon
>>708318305
dont watch that video if you are high
>>708317053
im not attracted to gooks.
like i said before, i want a girl i cant actually feel attraction to. it really kills me that i cant find one here. too many fat people.
>>708317885
BEST RANDOM CRAP EVER
Albania has the best pussy in europe.
>>708311535
Just buy a hooker you fat faggot.
>>708314423
go slap a tampon init love and deal with it
>>708311535
sex is overrated anyway.
just bang a local escort twice a month or something.
>>708319272
Fucking this
Would love to visit an open brothel like those in Asia. At the very least you know what you're getting. Fucking around with backpage always got me busted prosses except for one time. It was a white chick who was only a point or so lesser than what I rated her in her photo. Ended up fucking longer than I paid for. All in all back page not worth it. Then all the "are you almost done" shit.
>>708311535
Check out some RSD Tyler videos, fag
>>708319272
Sex is not overrated. I think you body is malfunctioning. Eat paleo for at last 30 days and enjoy real sex.
>>708316153
>>708316069
Girl eating before fucking 60 bucks
>>708316153
Trap generally cost around 60 bucks pending on looks. The super hot fem ones can go upwards of 100+
>>708314668
Where the fuck do you find girls for 10 to 20 bux I find that hard to believe
>>708316414
farting, yes.
But prostitution is legal in Singapore in specific neighbourhoods.
>>708319272
Not OP but...
backpage? craigslist? or street?
I don't want to get robbed or get a cop. (or pay hundreds of dollars)
>>708315678
what is this 'guide' of which you speak?
>>708317146
>why did you come back?
Why do you come back from anywhere you travel retard? To get on with life
Costa Rican here.
Costa Rica is good place for sex tourists, prostitution is legal while pimping aint, but that doesnt stop pimps and mistress, they disguise their business as motels where women come to work.
You could fine any type of women here from whites to blacks, from skinny to chubby.
The prices go from $20 dollars with street hookers (i do not recommend this option) to $1000 with one of the most famous models here, Melissa Mora.
Most of massage parlors in San Jose are about $40 - $70 per hour, Hotel del Rey and Jaco locations that are famous with tourists especially gringos are around $100...
Pic related a "famous" model, that goes for $350 with BBJ and CIM
>>708319579
>paleo.
lol. whatever hippy.
sex is overrated. lovemaking is awesome.
Getting sucked off right in the middle of a Tijuana whore bar. 800 pesos to go up
>>708319755
i'm the guy that suggested escorts.
i honestly have never tried it as I don't really have any problem hooking up with women.
but a friend of mine gets his from the local newspaper or something lol. I dunno. He records it too and shows it to his friends.
>>708315426
HIV doesn't show in your blood for weeks, months even. Testing isn't fool proof.
>>708319902
Ohh. I see your point and i now agree with you. I do a kot of astral projection and only in that dimension i find love superior than sex
>>708319586
sihanoukville, cambodia
vang vieng, laos
if you have bargaining skills and finesse you can bring the prices down
>>708320145
i test every year, no signs
>>708320246
>astral projection.
what in the fuck...
>>708319772
Just a 'guide' for 'sex' that's based in the most important part of North America.
>>708320008
>150x150
kill yourself
>>708320365
Just try it faggot and youll see for yourself
>>708312048
that is a pretty of saying: i'm a pimp!
>>708320362
You're missing the point. Paying to have a hooker tested isn't exactly safe. If she fucked someone infected with HIV within a certain time frame before the test it won't show up in her blood. That's just what I was saying. Good on you to get tested though, keep it up.
>>708319586
moar OP
>>708320008
Wow you are getting sucked by a women who looks like a man.
>>708320365
can you give me a good guide for that? i'm kinda sensitive
>>708320600
no thanks. i'll just have real sex.
>>708320246
can you give me a good guide for that? i'm kinda sensitive
>>708312928
This is actually true though, i know because ive gotten sti's from western non prostitudes too many times. Tinder is literally spreading this shit like wildfire.
>>708313098
one year period of mourning for the king? holy shit where the hell is their successor?
>>708320641
true however we dont know the time frames of infection, because the hooker in question sees probably 10+ clients on a day to day basis
i agree with what youre saying, its kind of a hidden bastard that comes out of nowhere
thanks /bro i have no symptoms so i think im in the clear
>>708320679
She's like 80
What the fuckity God of fucks no one remembers Brazil?
Cheap/free whores of all kinds and ages from black to white.
>>708315139
pussy
Op by any chance you live in san diego? i could take you to tj and go to hong kong. easy
>>708320375
I don't suppose that part is the clitoris...
whats the name of it though?
>>708312048
hello fbi
>>708320892
I read somewhere online that it's because prostitutes in countries where it's legal are regularly checked, because it's their job. Women in countries where prostitution generally isn't allowed (and thus, the women aren't being subject to regular tests) are more likely to carry STDs since well...they never get checked.
Makes perfect sense, kek
>>708320846
Put your alarm in 4 am. Syay awake for 45 min. Read a book and dont see tv or smartphone because of light. Fall asleep. Stay still and try to keep your mind aware. Its very very easy this way. Dont freak out and interrupt the procces no matter what happens. You'll be safe.
>>708321275
Oh no, you're not getting me THIS time.
>>708315572
>Any upscale establishment
Name a few.
>>708320799
Implying astral is not real. Virgin atheist.
>>708315139
Your logic doesn't follow through to a realistic conclusion. If sex tourists were all pathetic and killed themselves, the industry would disappear. Most of the guys in OPs picture are probably even married, but get an occasional escape
>>708313366
Just because its legal and regulated doesnt mean theyre not prostitutes you fucking retard.
>>708311535
I went to a brothel in Berlin and had a threesome with an Iranian and a German girl. Loved that brown pussy.
TBH, I've had threesomes in the past before (at sex parties, and naturally with prev. gf and her friend too!), so I kind of regret buying a threesome instead of just saving money and fucking one. Could have an hour of focusing my dirty shit on the Iranian girl instead of sharing my attention.
>>708321418
lol. touche
>>708320671
Working girls at the club asking 75 for st
>>708313367
I do and I'm not even OP faggot. it ain't shit yo.
>>708321544
>prostitution is legal and regulated
>somehow, this means the women who are prostituting aren't prostitutes
>mfw you drew this conclusion
>>708318695
I'd say girls in the South (USA) from smaller towns, church girls who don't look amazing, but are alright, and hard workers who actually know what life is actually like and understand ethics and morals.
You can find plenty of these types in America, you just can't be going after the obvious spots for a match. (campuses, shops, clubs).
>>708320897
Too busy fucking whores.
>>708321024
The fuck dude? That is even worse.
>>708315385
if a barber pole means you can go in and get laid, what do you do if you need a haircut?
>>708321823
Also don't forget girls who have a physical defect; limb loss, burns, deficiencies, etc.
>>708321369
lolz, sooo I guess you cant say the name here?
>acutally not trollin you /b/ro
>>708321724
LOL OP being this buttmad.
Here is your whore.
>>708319878
That famous model is gross looking.
>>708322015
Go for the single barber poles. Also, if you can read Korean (i-yong-won === whore house), it helps you avoid any mix-ups.
>>708322099
I think the mods have a rule against that.
>>708313098
This is true. There's always the Philippines (just don't buy/use drugs)
>>708319878
Would not pay 350 for her.
>>708321823
>You can find plenty of these types in America
So many I almost run out of fingers counting them all. Almost.
>>708319755
Dude. Have you seen a place in your town that offers massages. It likely just has MASSAGE and a phone number.
Legitimate massage services usually knock off around 8 at night, latest. Have fun!
>>708322274
gotcha.... is it one of dem ikiws den? I think thats what the kids are doing these days if you knows what I means
>>708321028
Done it 4 times by now with my internship salary with nice prostitutes here in Rio already. Life is great.
>>708321411
bunny ranch is the only one i know but im not him.
Im you.
>>708322680
I don't think so, no. I just go in Incognito Mode just in case....
>because I'm in a dorm and don't want to be kicked out of housing for browsing sites telling me where to go get laid
>>708322789
The chicken house.
>>708322274
Do they really sit in those things facing the street doing nothing but waiting for someone to pick them? Can they at least use their phones?
>>708322849
Seriously though, ten minutes under backpage/body rubs and you should be finding someone who'll rub everything with everything for a decent price.
>>708316062
Fly into Frankfort. Brothel is in the airport.
>>708322849
alright /b/ro Ill keep hunting and hoping
>thanks
>>708323099
They really do sit like that. Sometimes, they'll even come out and try to pull you in.
>>708323130
>decent price
Eh, once you've been able to get it for around $30, you don't really want to pay more than $100 just for 30 or so minutes with some Western whore.
>>708323245
Good luck, and be careful.
>>708321775
Read it again dumbass
How bad will the night life in Thailand be in the months of Jan-March? Should I cancel my trip?
>>708323392
$30
+$500 for a one way ticket
I know I ain't relocating because of prostitute pricing
>>708322721
That's it.
Only thing you fucking need is that retarded 'murica accent and you'll get laid even if you are the whale king of white trash
>>708323774
There's also the prospect of being raided, which doesn't exist in Asia since it's generally O-K. I hate how it's illegal to buy/sell an orgasm in the U.S., but you can buy/sell liquid poison or cancer sticks.
>>708324082
Don't forget porn
>>708321323
Its called Sleep Paralysis.
Welcome to a waking nightmare
>>708324082
It's a near-nil prospect. How do you think the cops get their dicks wet eh?
>>708321230
I live in SoCal but am afraid of Mexico due to it's drug violence. Thanks anyway.
>>708324319
oddly enough, porn is HEAVILY regulated in Korea. I tried going to a few sites, and they straight up blocked access.
>>708322789
>Im you
>>708321230
Im in SD.. let's go tonight
>>708324551
experienced sleep paralysis, i don't feel nightmarish while having it, almost gained control of a dream once.
>>708311535
Anyone have the rest of this set?
>>708313098
Its the first 30 days only you faggot:
Particularly during the first 30 days of the mourning period, some entertainment venues, including restaurants, bars, and clubs may be closed or operating on restricted hours. You should wear dark-coloured sombre and respectful clothing when in public and behave respectfully when in public areas."
The Tourism Authority of Thailand has stated tourist attractions will be open as usual with the exception of Wat Phra Kaeo (Temple of the Emerald Buddha) and the Grand Palace, as they are the venues for the Royal Funeral Rites. All transport, banks, hospitals and other public services are said to be operating as usual. Tourists have been requested to carry on with their travel plans as usual.
The whole scene down in Tijuana is out of control. So many sexy 18-22 yo. HK Club us nuts. almost alwayse have a soap/lezz show going
>>708322789
>>708323022
Both are like 2 hrs outside Las Vegas. That's not "Vegas", that's Nevada.
>>708325636
They did set a 1 year mourning. Not sure if the limitations will be for only 30 days though
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/10/thailand-year-period-mourning-declared-161014033704471.html
>>708311535
>Only 18+, guise.
pfft, when in rome
>>708325815
>708325815
First time I saw one I was dumbfounded. grabbing tits, fingering, slapping asses. Then some guy hands me one of these to use on the two girls. All while tipping less then $5 for 15-20 min of fun
>>708320008
En el centro?
>>708325815
I don't want a show. I want to fuck a barely legal hottie any way I want, cum anywhere I want, and not get stabbed/mugged/shot/kidnapped/scammed.
>>708326282
Chaveles in La Zona.
>>708326506
there's a standard way to do that - get a girlfriend
>>708326727
WITHOUT having to deal with relationship bullshit
>>708326506
Really not that un safe. Authorities have an interest in keeping that area safe to keep the gringo $$$ flowing. Walk across the border, cab straight to zona, straight into one of the main bars, and nothing will happen.
>>708321028
Isn't half the rekt thread shit from brazil? I don't want to die, I want to have sex.
>>708315677
What? You don't like the babushkas? Or gypsies?
>>708326914
Don't be a shithead and you won't have relationship bullshit.
You could come down to Uruguay, we have pretty decent hookers and theyre cheap as fuck.
I for one per week and its like US$20 tops, place included
>>708311948
Yeah we famous for that, sex is cheap af here and many grills will belive you have a lot of money just Becuase you are a tourist, so yeah, EZ
>>708324551
Seriously thought I was abducted by aliens because of that shit. Took me years to finally tell someone.
>>708315139
Moral fag detected
>>708327105
>thread about sex tourism
<"just get a girlfriend"
>>708325636
So basically act respectful in public and make sure to leave an extra special tip after nutting in your nine year old whore's asshole. Got it
>>708311535
check out columbia - search for forums that discuss it.
>>708318118
>>this
Pretty much the reason I don't fuck with my Asian gf
So, random question for all of the regions:
Do you pay for the time, or do you nut and have to leave? I mean can you nut quick and then recharge for a two-fer?
>>708327842
This a discussion for adult sex tourism. GTFO with that pedo talk.
>>708315139
Actually, the experience can only help. Here's why:
1. It gets rid of the virgin stigma if that is the case for the OP/others.
2. Sex is a skill, and more sex means more experience, which means you are more in tune with the sexual needs of women
3. It gets the hormones out of your system that cause you the grief and depression from not getting laid
4. It gets the 'sow ya seeds' feelings out of the way so you can move towards a regular relationship.
5. It increases the value of a real relationship because the novelty of paid sex eventual wears off.
6. It involves positive action, which is better than thinking, obsessing and failing to get women.
>>708312544
Second that. Carlsbad HS might have some decent catch if you have some money for Keystone and blow. But probably not worth the trip unless you know someone.
>>708329689
stfu. age of consent is different in poor areas. besides you get to legally indulge in your dark fetish and not be judged in asia.
>>708329689
My guess is if you're going to a south east Asian country looking to score with a hooker than you're more than likely a pedo dude.
>>708332334
we're judging you here for your illegal behavior your degenerate
>>708332584
illegal because the earth hasn't went around the sun enough times?
>>708312928
Do you wear a Fedora?
>>708332334
> TFW when you're facing 50 years in prison but the Assistant U.S. Attorney offers you a 20 years sentence if you do a plea deal.
>TFW when you get your ass kicked every day because child rapists are highly unpopular with regular inmates - and the BOP guards look the other way.
>TFW Bubba is up your rectum and there is no such thing as parole for Federal inmates.
http://msmagazine.com/blog/2010/03/09/american-sentenced-to-20-years-for-raping-filipina-children/
>>708320271
Brother in law got to take a bar girl home for free from the purple midget (up at the chicken farm) cos we spent $30 on drinks.
Was 4 years ago
>>708332502
Another stereotype. Not everyone that goes to SEA goes to look for child sex. And if you do, you deserve what you get as they are now prosecuting johns in their home country.
>>708315677
dated a romanian for 1.5 years
>beautiful blue eyes, brown hair
>huge natural tits
>carmel skin (gypsy heritage)
>tight fucking pussy
>great blowjobs
got deported
I miss her every day man
feels.jpg
it was a pretty easy break up though
>>708333384
>your ass kicked every day because child rapists are highly unpopular with regular inmates - and the BOP guards look the other way.
>>rape
Not rape if you pay the parents
>>708328640
In Thailand, you "bar fine" the gal for long time (over night) or short time. This means you pay mama-san 300 - 500 baht to take the girl off premises and then you pay her separately negotiated price.
One or two hours of sex (short-time) is anywhere from 500 baht to 2,000 baht, with all night running from 1,000 to about 4,000 baht.
>>708334187
Do all slavs give good BJs?
I know that Thai women do because their mothers teach them from a young age how to please men. Sir Richard Burton read about mothers teaching their daughters how to do kegels so that they could make a man cum without any thrusting. Google "Pompoir".
>>708334632
>TFW you explain that it's OK that you fucked kids because you paid their parents - and they still break your neck.
>>708328640
Thailand they are relaxed and generally will stay the night in my 20+ trips there. I generally have to shoo them away as I want something different as like Pattaya has 1000 drinking spots and 10 - 30 bar girls in each
>>708327007
I am not op, but also in socal, I have cholo friends who freaked out when they heard I went to TJ for dental work. I still need more work, but will only go down there during the day, and WON'T take a taxi
>>708319640
car in front of him stops suddenly while mid-hop
>a)he has brakes; hits them, slams to the ground, snaps legs, lets go of handles and brake lever, cart runs him over, his cargo gets fucked
>b)he has no brakes; slams into the car before him.
Don't participate in human trafficking. Just find a dumb white bitch.
>>708325815
>risking the insanity that is mexico's drug problem
its like you want to commit the most painful horrendous and brutal suicide possible. just go to ISIS territory and grab some chick's tit, at least they'll just blast you in the face with a shotgun point blank.
>>708325981
Look at IBJ's write up. They will mourn for 1 year and they will curtail "fun" for 30 days. I don't think Thailand's economy will survive no tourism for more than that anyways.
My advice is to ask on the expat forums after 30 days, I'll bet they are back to normal real quick.
I've made 20+ trips to Thailand and this is how laws are over there (I was there during the riots). So I am in a club near Hua-Hin and mama-san starts lowering the metal shutters, so i finish my beer and start to get up. She rushes over, "you wan another?", I ask are you closing she says "yes, law says we must close at 2 am" , but you can stay. Ok so I get another beer, she closes the place up, at 2:01 there is pounding from outside on the door. She rolls up the door, a soldier is there, all smiles, she opens all the shutters again. She comes over, law says we must close at 2am, but law doesnt say when we can open again, lol.
>>708333384
>Large-scale child prostitution, sex tourism and sex trafficking are particularly prevalent in Southeast Asia, where pedophiles from Europe, North America, Japan and Australia can easily and cheaply solicit and sexually abuse children.
>Globally, the State Department reports that around two million children are engaged in the global commercial sex trade as prostitutes.
oh no thats so terrible... on an unrelated note, i think i figured out where im going for vacation
>>708311535
I'm a hobbyist, and have traveled to over 30 countries specifically for sex. If you want to have a conversation, I'd be happy to answer whatever questions you have, and give whatever advice I can.
Let me know of a way to contact you, maybe a burner email.
>>708338737
nah man just start spitting advice. (not op) i gotta go to bed and im expecting auto-update tips when i wake up
>>708338934
Lol. Well. If people get into a conversation with questions I'll offer advice.
Most important question is how important is race. Second, how important is English language skills. Third, how important is price. Also, how important is safety. From there I can give specific recommendations.
>>708338509
If that's what you're into, most of SE Asia is off limits. Cambodia, for instance, was the hotbed 20 years ago, now it's the world's biggest honeypot.
You had better do your homework if you're into that.
>>708325815
Hong Kong is the best consistent seedy strip club experience in the world when it's hopping, in my experience. Tijuana is an easy trip for lots of people, and is way under attended these days.
>>708339110
> important is race.
not very but i dont want actual attractive (conventional 7/10+) girls to be ultra rare
> important is english
depends on how much I need? can i just pay and bone or do i have to chat to get the best result?
>price
i dunno just curious on the full gamut
>safety
like.. getting robbed of money/organs or a disease?
eh doesnt matter, both pretty high.
>>708338737
how much do you consider too much to spend. where you say no way Jose
>>708311535
Get a passport and travel.
It's that simple.
Also, if you go to South East Asia, you might get thrown off a building after you get robbed.
>>708340038
I have money, so it's about the experience for me. Prostitution can be found everywhere, but the high end scene and the low end scene are the only scenes in some places. Delhi, for instance. The high end scene is in five star hotels, in exclusive clubs that you don't get into. Prices are high. The low end scene is so shit as to be totally not worth it. So, when I'm doing business in Delhi, it's high end and that's that.
Most people think 60 bucks in Thailand, for example, is too expensive. I don't bat an eyelash at those prices.
>>708339676
Niggers, Asians, Brownies, White Girls?
Germany is criminally under looked by Americans. Higher prices, higher quality, lots of different races.
>>708340301
Nah.
So long as you don't get in fights with locals, this doesn't happen. So long as you don't fall in love with hookers, this absolutely won't happen.
Only creepy place is Laos, and even that is opening up safety wise. Vang Vieng is a toilet, and you can be there without much worry.
>>708340498
so whats the most you have ever shelled out?? and whats the situation on tipping?
OP. You can probably find some foreigner to bang you without traveling anywhere and save a lot of cash
>>708315572
prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas, retard
>>708340301
SEA is safer than any western country that I can think of. Anything like getting thrown off a building is when the thai wife wants to scam the pension off some old geezer for example or you are trying to score drugs from nigerians, but its generally safe
>>708341122
It's different all over, hard to break it down in all. So, Hungary, if you're in Budapest where escorts are the thing, you're expected to tip going home money. Thailand, tips aren't necessary, yet some guys still do because they're faggots.
Most I ever shelled out was 1500 for an hour with Gianna Michaels.
>>708341336
You're a fucking moron. Safer than most Western Countries?
You're an absolute fucking idiot.
>>708339529
Fuck HK, the prices are outrageous and TJ is on record for the most murders ever.
>>708311535
just go thailand. pull any slut off the street
Damn, you guys are pathetic! Man, truly amusing to see such a group of pitiful and embarrassing "people". Please permanently move to those third world countries, we definitely don't want your failed existence in our country.
>>708315124
what part of costa rica ?
>>708341390
Ayy was she any good?
>>708341512
Cops are all around. Foreigners are protected. If you're staying overnight, you stay in one of the hotel's attached to the strip clubs.
Tijuana is totally safe. Park, cross the border, get a taxi to Adelitas or Hong Kong, five bucks, get down and get a taxi home.
I hit Tijuana weekly when I'm home. Never had any problems in the immediate area. All those cops are bought.
>>708341694
"our" country? what country do you think we are starting from. You must be from the Vatican, are you the pope? Have fun raping little boys and regulating the morals of others
>>708341857
Outrageous, about broke my dick. No joke. A good amount of her riding me fucking hurt.
Great memory, though. Best porn star lay I've had.
>>708329689
shit man, sorry to break it to you but you seem to have gotten lost. this isn't Tumblr, this is 4chan.
no need to thank me, just go back to your sjw friendly site and stay quiet about it.
>>708314633
When did you do this?
I'm actually living in Korea right now and it's somewhat harder than it used to be
There are undercover cops busting here and there now. can be bit risky
>>708341927
I don't know what you regard as safe, but when the mexicans don' t want you to gi there:
With 636 killings in Tijuana through the end of September, 2016 is shaping up to be the most violent year since 2010, and last month’s 89 homicides made it the deadliest so far this year.
>>708341390
>Gianna Michaels
dont get me wrong it seems like a fortune but i googled her and it seems pretty fair price. i use to work at an embassy suites hotel down the road from a strip club and checked in sunrise adams and tera patrick a few more I cant remember right now. they always looked way older and uglier than I was anticipating when I saw their name on the computer.
i can't imagine what one tips on $1500. i mean it sounds like enough right there. was she a nice person or do you just go straight to the fucking for that price?
>>708341493
SEA is dangerous as fuck. You can get killed, get robbed, and get scammed by the police (worst robbery ever, where they accuse you of rape or child rape, and let you rot in jail until you come up with $20,000 US bribe money, and your embassy won't give a fuck)
It's all worth it for the pussy, and you accept the risks going in, or you don't go to SEA simple as that.
One thing not covered in this thread, it's not so easy to score fine looking ladies. You gotta have some looks, or some game, or be richer than usual to get the real high quality companions, at night.
It's more like a bar scene, not just you point and make your choice.
The bargirls can and do say no. They also can scam you, take your money and give you nothing and leave.
>>708341493
Have you ever been there? or is this just "what you've heard or watched from a movie"?
Been to SEA 20x never had a problem. You?
>>708342314
I'm talking specifically two blocks, the one fronting HK and Adelitas, and the street behind. Cops are crawling at all times. Private security is cops.
No bullshit happens there.
Now, if you venture out to Revolucion or an oldie like the Green Flash, you're liable to get fucked.
But why would you do that?
You're talking like a guy who hasn't been. And you're missing out.
If you're around Friday, I'm heading down around noon and coming back about six. You're welcome to tag along.
>>708338737
Please tell me about your hobby!
>>708341927
That sounds like a round trip, but in a really GOOD experience, you need to deep on shit for sure, and there is where the danger is...
>>708342613
I lived in Cambodia in the nineties. I lived in Laos ten years ago. I did a tour earlier this year.
Safer than western countries my white, hairy bunghole.
>>708314808
>emotional terrorism
Nice one, ladies. No man could ever say such a faggy thing.
>>708342671
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Hong Kong is the best at what it's trying to be in the world. I've been all over.
If you're trying to find seedier places, you head down into Baja, you don't do that in TJ. Don't be dumb homey. Best case scenario is cops shake you down, and if you're venturing outside the area, you ca. Guarantee at least that much will happen.
>>708342656
I'll make a burner and send you over an email if you ever have questions.
>>708329905
"Dude I REALLY care what others think about me! The value of my existence is what I think others think of me!"
Laughable. Absolutely pathetic.
>>708343194
Please do. Imma delete my email address pic right now. Mine isn't a burner. lol
>>708341927
>Tijuana is totally safe.
>>708343414
Knock knock
>>708341390
Did you engage in this? (NSFW)
http://efukt.com/20864_Dont_Fuck_With_Gianna.html
>>708343755
You stupid faggots not reading.
I specific what part, specifically, the. Cautioned another guy not to play outside the two blocks.
And then, there's you, you stupid chucklefaggot.
>>708343760
Who thar'?
>>708343844
Holy shit, what the fuck, man, no. Lol. Hilarious.
>>708343888
nah youre right, no one from the Zetas would mess with anyone not in the two safe blocks.
>>708311535
>How do I start doing that?
B R A Z I L
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>>708344159
Why would they fuck with their money.
They pay off cops to be around at all times.
It isn't your uncle Jimbob that owns those bars.
>>708314033
truth. got dubs, too.
