ITT:we all try to be fine British gentleman together until someone hits trips. Then, go full on fucking psycho
What a pleasant afternoon. Today I netted three butterflies.
I need a moment to calm down after that last thread. Thank you, sir.
>>708310996
Sounds like jolly good fun, my good man.
That won't compare to my fanciful afternoon, where I caught eight butterflies.
Hello gentleman the weather today is marvelous
>>708311161
Twas! Twas indeeeeed.
Welp, going to get some good ol' tea. Anyone wants some? It's green tea. Great for your stomach.
>>708310996
>>708311106
>>708311161
Whoa, that's a fine try gents, not too soon what what, soggy biscuits.
Oh I do hope my crumpet hasn't gone stale overnight! I do love a good crumpet!
>>708311245
What are you planning on doing for the rest of this beautiful fine day on this wonderful planet we call earth, sir?
Pish posh, apple sauce!
>>708311306
Haha. Too true.
>>708311318
I implore thee to try a scone, simply fabbo good sir. It's a long way to Tipperary, what what.
>>708311371
Well I plan to buy my lovely wife a fine necklace! I do believe she is unfaithful to me, but I am but a common cuck who loves to satisfy my princess.
>>708311245
Might i ask for what purpose one would net common butterflies? Sureley there can be no legitimate research the requires the creatures?
Tea
>>708311506
It is a nice reminder of God's beauty, good sir.
>>708311240
It is quite so isn't it my jolly good sir
My lord, if this thread hits trips... It's all shambles, lads. Let's hope for the best, shall we?
>>708311502
Are the scones made with butter or margarine? My heart cannot handle large doses of margarine good sir! GOOD DAY.
Was about to make a pot of Earl Grey myself, would anyone else care for a spot, what what?
>>708311506
Thine be ilka joy and treasure,
Peace, Enjoyment, Love and Pleasure!
>>708311722
I'll take two spots. One for me, and one for my lovely wife, who is off with her fencing instructor, learning about thrusts.
Hey gentlemen i'll be back in a jiff but can you watch my milk while i'm out
Bing bong that's the time!
my wife is absolutely gastly, and the intercourse is rather vapid. May I request for some advice, /b/rethren?
>>708310767
whats up with these child threads?
tbf its funny watching Americans try tho
>>708311827
Have you tried luring her to sleep with liquor and dancing?
>>708311788
Sure, lad. Your milk will be safe and sound.
Cheerio chaps! I venture forth from the previous thread. Check these for me my gents?
>>708311788
No poison, spit, or semen shall enter this milk. As long as I shall live.
>>708311504
Do you have any of those digital pictures of your lady that you'd be willing to share with us here on this fine thread, my good sir?
www whoohoo co uk/posh-translator.asp
A little hand for our more uncivilised friends across the pond. What what.
>>708311892
You sir have completely ruined the atmosphere of this grannies meeting with your audacity. Be gone with you!
>>708311942
Ah! What a splendid idea, chap! Many thanks! I'll do that right away
>>708311892
>>708312095
I agree. Your behavior is ghastly and unbecoming of a gentleman. Good day! I SAID GOOD DAY.
What a positively splendid thread sir. Congratuwelldone. One lump or two in your tea, Squire?
>>708311995
Jolly close old friend, it was a top one if I say so myself, what what, bumfilly biscuits.
>>708312095
It's about time some nobleman lecture this darn brute. Thank you good sir and may you have a 1000 blessings!
>>708312134
Women are fair creatures good sir. Sometimes they favor my instrument. Sometimes they favor the instrument of my brother. Whatever helps my queen achieve her grand finale!
anybody remember when Damon hill won the formula one championship, lads? tis was a great day to be a brit, and was very well deserving. he is a gentleman, just like his father.
>>708312309
I met his father. I shook his hand. He had Parkinsons, poor fellow, so he just kept shaking and shaking.
Apologies for the trips, lads
>>708312434
Oh, nothing to worry about, chap. No trips here or there. Have a good day!
>>708312434
You sir, a darn liar!
A do say, I'm rather frustrated that no one has rolled a trips yet! Then again, what on earth shall I do when someone does? Do any of you lads have any ideas?
>>708312434
Dont worry good sir you where off by 10
>>708312545
And so where you
>>708312539
Hope for the best so that it doesn't devolve into a bloody World War.
question for the gentleman: how do you keep yourself celibate when your lady is angry with you? My bride is angry with me 350 days a year. And she's gone ten days a year. Oh pity.
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>>708312653
Again, good liquor and dance helps!
>>708312653
And the other 4 or 5 days?
Well I never, it's a Sunday roast!
>>708312739
She allows me to perform sex on myself like a common monkey.
Do any of you fine gentle men enjoy golf?
>>708312818
For shame, peasant! Masturbation is the devil's work!
>>708312818
Oh. Well, I believe the chap that told you liquor and dance helps is right. Have a good one!
>>708312856
Ah yes! Nothing like a good round of golf to pass the time
>>708310767
My youngest daughter is getting marriend to an African fellow and you all are invited
Yer all posh cunts. South London, bruv. Fugoff cunts
Good gosh it would be a shame if I accidentally happened to have three repeating digits.
>>708312899
I may disagree with your opinion, but those are nice dubs. Good on you.
>>708312962
Is he a God fearing fellow??
>>708312392
i wish i could meet his charming son. he's a real brit, with all the grit.
>>708312999
...OH SHIT
>>708312856
Marry, sir, here’s my drift,
And I believe it is a fetch of wit:
You laying these slight sallies on my son,
As ’twere a thing a little soil’d wi’ th’ working,
Mark you,
Your party in converse, him you would sound,
Having ever seen in the prenominate crimes
The youth you breathe of guilty, be assur’d
He closes with you in this consequence:
“Good sir,” or so, or “friend,” or “gentleman,”
According to the phrase or the addition
Of man and country.
To golf or not to golf. To British or to not British. That is the question.
>>708312258
Ahh t'was but a pleasure and a joy! In a spot of bother at the moment, gents. I shall return post-haste
>>708312999
FUCKING CUNT!
>>708312999
YOU FUCKING SAID IT, YOU COCK EATING FAGGOT. DIE IN A FIRE!!!
>>708312999
AYY MAH NIGGA
>>708312999
FUCK YOU IM PULLING OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>708312999
YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER
>>708312999
WOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLRFKGB HE'S FUCKIN DONE IT CUNTS HAVE AT ITTTTTTT
>>708313149
DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
>>708312999
nIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING TREE SWINGING BANANA EATING BUG LIPPED COTTON EATING LIMP DICK NIGGERS
>>708312999
Germany here, good times are over! We will make you pay, you island monkeys!
>>708312999
YOU'RE A GODDAMN SORCEROR. BURN THE WITCH AND FUCK THE ASHES. RAPE HIS CHILDREN AND EAT HIS GRANDMOTHER'S BONES.
>>708313267
SAME AS YOU, FUCKER.
>>708312999
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
THE SHIT IS GOING DOWN YOU UNCIRCUMCISED BRITISH FUCKS
>>708312999
U wot m8?! Are you absolutely mad?!
I had intercorse with a beautiful young prissy whisp amongst the hay in Devon - one too many years ago now, I must say - and I still remember the thunderous yelp which thrust out from her when we were enjoying the passionate love making... Concerned, I asked her whatever was the matter? A cramp? A feeling of sorrow for those less fortunate? A longing for family members past? ... alas, for I had got the wrong hole! Potted the brown, so to speak!
har har har! Oh jolly good. what, what?
>>708313347
FUCK HER. RIGHT IN THE PUSSY. AND FUCK YOU TOO, CUNT.
>>708313347
YOU'RE TOO LATE, YOU BRIT DICK RIDER. BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY AND EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST. YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL.
DEATH TO THE QUEEN!
>>708313347
I mean... i fucked her ass you cunty fucking bell piece.
>>708313347
HAHAHAAH, TOO LATE YOU FUCKING TOFF
>>708313347
WE ALREADY HIT TRIPS FUCKING JIGABOO PORCH MONKEY
WHERE THE FUCKING WHITE WOMEN AT BOIIIIII, I'M BOUT TO FUCK ALL YALL BITCHES
MY DAD IS THE DEVIL. MY MOM IS A BADGER. I AM A FUCKING DEMON BADGER AND I WILL FUCK YOUR WHITE WOMEN.
HAIL TRUMP!!!!!
AND ALL THAT IS CHAOS!!!!
TRIPS OF PEACE
I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN COUSIN!
>>708313490
FUCKING NIGGER SPREADING AIDS. GO TO YOUR SHACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT, GO INSIDE IT AND BURN IT. WITH ALL YOUR FAMILY IN IT.
>>708312999
>accidentally
OH BABY A TRIPLE!!!!!!!
>>708311788
Fuck you
ITT: Prince Phillips' subconscious
>>708313647
TOP MOTHERFUCKING KEK!!!!
Hello, friends! I am a visitor from the a Mormon subreddit! Did you know Jesus went to America after he was crucified?
>>708313652
WHY? ARE YOU A DEGENERATE MUSLIM?
>>708313859
NO,IM AN FUCKING WHITE MALE WHO WANTS TO FUCK HIS BLONDE COUSIN!
>>708313490
FUCKING STUPID SHIT EATING NIGGEr
>>708313791
To far
>>708313820
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CRIPPLED CHRIST!!!
FUCK YOUR FAGREDDIT!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
...is it too late to stop?
>>708313915
I HOPE YOU GET AIDS FROM YOUR WHORE COUSIN!
>>708313991
MORMON SATAN WILL SMITE YOUR COWARDLY ASS WITH COCA COLA, GREEN TEA, AND NATTY LIGHT. EAT CRAP FOREVER!
Prithee foul demons! I repel thy with these 3 repeating numbers! Be gone!
yep. it is too late.
I FUCKED MY CAT IN THE ASS AND HE LIKED IT
>>708314073
SHE'S A VIRGIN. SHE WILL HAVE A TIGHT CUNT!
>>708314158
Agast! The enchantment has failed! You try my apprentices!
trips get
>>708314197
CAT FUCKER FAGGOT!! CAGGOT!!!
>>708314197
YOU'RE A FUCKING FURRY!
>>708312999
WE'RE ALL GARBAGE AND THIS THREAD IS OUR TRASHCAN THAT'S BEEN OVERFLOWING FOR AT LEAST 3 DAYS STRAIGHT
DEATH TO PEPE!!!!
All you niggers shall now be vanquished!
I LOVE NIGGA DICK IN MY WHITE ASS
I WISH I COULD FUCK MY BLONDE COUSIN SO BAD!
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>>708314511
WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED!!!
>>708314641
too far man, too fucking far
>>708314207
>>708314606
THEN DO IT, FEGGIT! RAPE HER! RAPE IS THE MOST ENJOYABLE SEX A MAN CAN HAVE WITH WOMAN ANYWAY!
>>708314641
Dude chill, this thread is just for fun
>>708314376
What the balderdash did you, one's old bean, fie jolly seay about myself, you, one's old bean, little goldfish? i’ll have you, one's old bean, knoh one graduated topp of one's class in the navy seals, and i’ve bin involved in numerous secret raids ohn al-quaedah, and one has ovah 300 confirmed kills. one is trained in gorillah waaarfaaare and i’m the topp snipah in the entire us aaarmed forces. you, one's old bean, aaare bally all to myself but fie anuhthah taaarget. one will wipe you, one's old bean, the balderdash out with precisiohn the murders of which has ne'ah bin seen before ohn this eaaarth, maaark one's jolly words. you, one's old bean, think you, one's old bean, can mustah awah with saying that poohps to myself ovah the internet? think again, baaarmy chap. as we speak one is contacting one's secret network of spies across the usah and your ip is being traced roysh noh soh you, one's old bean, bettah prepaaare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes out the pahthetic little thing you, one's old bean, call your life. you’re jolly dead, kid. one can be anywhere, anytime, and one can kill you, one's old bean, in ovah seven hundred ways, and that’s fie with one's baaare hands. not simply am one extensively trained in unaaarmed combat, but one has access to the entire aaarsenal of the united states maaarine corps and one will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable reaaar end orf the face of the continent, you, one's old bean, little poohps. if simply you, one's old bean, could have known what unholy retributiohn your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upohn you, one's old bean,, maybe you, one's old bean, would have held your jolly tongue. but you, one's old bean, couldn’t, you, one's old bean, didn’t, and noh you’re paying the price, you, one's old bean, goddamn nooh-nah. one will poohps fury all ovah you, one's old bean, and you, one's old bean, will drown in it. you’re jolly dead, kiddoh. Don't you know?
9/11 was a collaboration between Trump and Hillary
>>708312999
FUCK THE QUEEN FUCK THE SCOTS FUCK THE WORLD I'LL STAB THE WORLD IN THE ABDOMEN AND FUCK THE HOLE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>708314965
FINE, BUT I WONT RAPE HER, ITS NOT RIGHT. ILL TALK TO HER ABOUT IT!
>>708315022
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling
REEEEEEEEE NIGGERS BLOOD FILLS MY TUB AS I JACK IT OT HENTAI AND TRUMP
>>708315169
ALL WOMEN ENJOY RAPE!!!
THEY'RE ALL WHORES!!!!
BEAT HER!!!
CUM INSIDE!!1
Those nigger faggots at 9/11 deserved to die.
They were all worthless trash anyways
>>708315022
>>708315510
NO, I PREFER CONSENSUAL! FUCK YOU YOU SANDNIGGER.
>>708315071
BUT /POL/ ALWAYS SAID IT WAS THE JUICE!
>>708315555
CHEEKI BREEKI NIGGER
>>708315727
FUCKING GOODYTWOSHOES CUNT!!!
>>708315555
shoulda had a rule for quads
>>708315819
YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT, YOU SHOULD END YOURSELF!
>>708315555
I am awfully sorry for my behaviour old chap. I don't know what came over me. I can only apologise. It just wasn't my day at the cricket, good sir.
>>708315943
SAYS THE INCEST FETISH FAGGOT
KILL YOURSELF YOU GOTDAMN ANTI RAPE SJW
>>708316021
Apology accepted. Now then, shall we go out for some fish and chips? Perhaps some tea and crumpets?
>>708315909
My dear friend in the precursory thread to this great one what what, trips or quads flipped the switch between gent mode and mad mode, sir.
>>708316136
IM NOT AN SJW, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. THEY'RE THE CUNTS THAT ARE WORKING TO END OUR FREEDOMS!
>>708316250
I do say, what a smashing proposal. I shall prepare the horse and wenches.
>>708316266
Show some respect for the new rule, swine.
>>708316270
>>708316451
im sorry my dear sir. have an classic pic of senna in 1989.
>>708316423
Very well, we shall meet at one 'a clock in the afternoon.
>>708316609
quite alright
>>708316609
Oh yes, he was a smashing driver. If you pardon the pun what what.
>>708310767
Good evening gents...how is everyone doing tonight?
>>708316812
my dear sir, i really want to be like him, and damon hill was a great driver as well. by the way, anyone else eating fish and chips right now? im having some and its really tip top, lads!
>>708316969
Oh we're doing absolutely splendid!
How about you?
>>708315555
Peace returneth to this sacred place, what what!
>>708312999
EXCUSE ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
>>708316969
Oh fab my fellow gent, I highly enjoyed your double entwined cunnilingus get, sir.
>>708317222
GODDAMIT! YOU JUST COULDNT KEEP AWAY COULDNT YOU,YOU NIGGER?
>>708317222
YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE, FUCK YOUR TEA, AND YOUR BISCUITS. I WILL FUCK YOUR HORSE TILL IT TURNS TO LASAGNE
>>708317222
WHAT IN THE EVER LIVING HELL HAVE YOU BROUGHT UPON US!? BEGONE FOUL DEMON. THANKS TO YOU, WAR HAS RETURNED TO THIS PLACE!
>>708317222
I STILL WANT TO FUCK MY BLONDE COUSIN! SHES SO HOT!
9/11 was all an illusion, it never actually happened
>>708317222
>>708317588
>>708317464
>>708317600
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS THREAD AND THE PRECEDENT HAS GIVEN ME A MIGRAINE, I HOPE YOU ALL CRASH AND BURN LIKE SENNA.
>>708317709
YOU AND ME ARE GONNA FINISH WHERE WE LEFT OFF, YOU SJW FAGGOT!
>>708318045
I WANT TO TAKE A DUMP DOWN YOUR THROAT, NOW OPEN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, BITCH!
>>708318045
IM NOT AN SJW FAGGOT, THEY ARE DESTROYING OUR FREEDOMS AS YOU KNOW IT!
>>708318015
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNT?
>>708317709
THEN JUST CRUSH HER PUSSY BEFORE PLOWING HER ASS
ITS OK NIGGERS IM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY
>>708318391
GET LOST YOU FUCKER
>>708318174
I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR SKIN AND USE IT AS A ROPE TO CHOKE YOUR MOTHER
>>708318195
AND YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT, YOU INCESTUAL CUNT!! YOUR BITCH SISTER IS UGLY ANYWAY!!!
>>708318639
EXCUSE ME, SHE IS MY COUSIN, AND NO SHE ISNT UGLY YOU FAT FUCK!
>>708313347
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE LATE DUMBASS NIGGERFAGGOT
>>708318639
BEND OVER, FEGGIT! I WILL GIVE YOU MY 20 INCHES OF ARYAN STEEL, YOU ISLAND MONKEY!
Well I say - bitches ain't poohps but hoes and tricks lick ohn deez nutz and suck the penis lets mustah the balderdash out aftah you, one's old bean, aaare done and one hops in one's ride to make ah quick leg it i used to knoh ah goldfish named eric wright we used to roll aaaround and balderdash the hoes at night tight than ah muhtherfuckah with the gangstah beats and we was ballin' ohn the muhtherfuckin' comptohn streets.
>>708318870
FUCK YOU, SJFAGGOT
>>708319026
ARYAN ALUMINUM MORE LIKE IT, NIGGER
>>708319227
FUCK YOU, AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. HOPE THEY GET RAPED BY SANDNIGGERS.
>>708319468
DEATH TO YOUR DUMB BLONDE COUSIN, SHITDICK
>>708319642
DEATH TO YOU, YOU LITTLE DICKED GREMLIN
>>708319806
YOUR COUSIN IS A WHORE BITCH
>>708320198
YOUR GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE!
Woah chaps, let us all settle down now
>>708320309
YOUR GENE POOL IS TINIER THAN YOUR DICK
>>708319642
>>708319806
YOU ARE DEAD, WE ARE DEAD, THE THREAD IS DEAD, EVERY FUCKING THING IS DEAD. In relative terms.
>>708320406
NIGGER
Let there be peace
>>708320409
IF I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF, I WOULD CLIMB YOUR EGO, AND JUMP TO YOUR IQ!
Peace?
>>708320406
TRIPS OR QUADS CAN ONLY QUALM ME, FAGGOT
>>708310767
nice b8 m8 cheerio
>>708320561
THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL, YOU USELESS SANDNIGGER
>>708310767
You filthy sodomite, you young jackanapes
>>708320752
OK, FINE. I WOULDN'T EVEN FUCK YOUR FAMILY IF THEY WERE THE LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH!
>>708320900
WOULD'NT WANT NIGGER BLOOD ANYWAY, BLONDE LOVING RETARD, FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHORE COUSIN
>>708321097
I WOULD ASK HOW OLD YOU ARE, BUT YOU WOULDN'T COUNT THAT HIGH ANYWAY!
>>708310767
tippy toppers, i am smoking a fag m8
>>708321202
YOUR INSULTS ARE SHITTIER THAN YOUR DICK, FAGGOT
>>708321425
YOUR FUCKING INSULTS ARE BARELY TOUCHING ME, JUST LIKE YOUR MOMMY DIDNT HUG YOU ENOUGH.
>>708321202
alright, /b/ro, this thread has gotten boring, thanks for the argument though. peace
>>708321425
SORRY YOU RETARD, I JUST HAD ME DICK DOWN YA DADDY'S BUNGHOLE!
>>708321549
ok, im bored now too. peace.
Im afraid its time I change the tone fellows. We can not stay so rude.
>>708312999
As I called it once I shall again.
T'was fun but i should also be going now.
Cya guys!
>>708321607
>>708321549
Yeah, see you chaps. Legit britfag and it's 3am.
Soggy biscuits.
OY! WOTS DIS BREAD ALL BOUT?
>>708322060
You missed it you cunt
>>708310767
Today on this jolly afternoon I took a visit to the dentist to have a cavity filled, that dentist was a jolly ol' chap!
Anarchy
murifags are cheeky cunts and i dislike them terribly. good day muslim chaps! come freely in my country to procreate with our fine birds. god save the queen. fish and chips.
>>708322264
MUTHA FUCKiN' TRIPS!!! DICKSAND PUSSY!!!!! RRRREEWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
>>708322747
You're just embarrassed that your shitty lil' parliament couldn't keep their little empire of theirs.
I'M WHITE I RUN THIS WORLD YOU'RE BLACK YOU'RE MY SLAVES
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