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We all try to be fine gentleman together, until someone hits trips. Then, go full on fucking psycho, and every time there's trips, we flip our behavior. Challenge begins.
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>>708304551
Nice day it is my /b/ro
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>>708304551

Jolly good idea, sir. I support this
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mighty fine day, isn't it chaps?
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Too riveting for me there john, sir.
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>>708304807
It is, indeed
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>>708304807

top hat sir, top hat
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would any of you mind a cup of tea?
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>>708304974

i would love a cup of tea, thank you my good man
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>>708304974
I would like some
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Fuck you nigger
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>>708304551
>duplicate file exists here
you fucking faggot i just spent 10 minutes typing a greentext for a thread i was making out and it's all gone to shit because you decided to use that fucking picture
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>>708304974
Not at all, good sir! I do have a condition where I need to put scorching hot tea down another man's testicles, or else I become a homosexual
cannibal. You wouldn't mind, would you?
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>>708304551
Seems rather good. How about it, friends.
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>>708305135
kek. rekt.
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>>708305135
Hi-di-ho, neighboors! Let's have a small discussion on your favorite video games. I say, Dark Souls has been quite an enchanting favorite of mine for a while now! What about you, brethren?
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>>708305135
Have some camomile and settle for a while sir
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>>708305122
my my, watch your mouth, fine sir! You might get your pale buttocks shot on the road if you say that nonsense on the street!
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>>708305135
Well you can come here and have some fine wine with us.
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>>708305135

Change the file name and put an off color white pixel in the bottom right.

G-good sir.
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>>708305315
yes, yes. I do enjoy a nice 1-12 hour session of dark souls, with a cup of tea, and after snorting some high quality coke. Yes, yes.
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>>708305315
I have been enjoying Civ 3 recently, friend. My favorites are Terraria and the Borderlands games.
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Is it okay if I can roll some trips, my chaps?
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>>708305168
i might mind that just a tad bit. maybe try some iced tea
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FUCK NIGGERS
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>>708305538
You can try
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>>708305538
I don't mind at all! I'm sure it will provide a good time for us all.
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>>708305484
Oh, my! This thread's context disregarded, I implore you for your choice of game! Civilization 3 was the pinnacle of my childhood, and I will never forget the brutality of it's difficulty. Fine choice, lad!
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>>708305565
Fine with me! But it has to be at over 100 degrees in any measurement of temperature in order for me to not freak out.
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>>708305576
Woah sir, mind the language!
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Agatha?
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*a wild gentleman appears*
*tips fedora*
"Hello gentlemen"
*flirtatious smile*
*bites lip*
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May I attempt to roll some trips, again?
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Sometimes I wish I could just...
But then I think..and it is my thinking that makes me would not. I could not even though I wish I could, just put..
Nothing ever lasts except for neverlastingness.
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>>708305484
Additionally, what is your favorite Civ to play as, fine sir? This is >>708305657 speaking.
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Agatha.
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what's your opinion of the rude clowns, in north america my chaps?
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Darling dearest!? One just dinkered ones pecker over the offspring again, muffincakes. Would you care to bathe them as I'm all spent and need a libation before going back to enjoy the perilous journey of fatherhood again?
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dik
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is anyone still interested in tea? i have a set of five plates and cups with biscuit knives.
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>>708305802
what do you want to do, m'chap?
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>>708305903
I do like tea, but I prefer some nice mocha, thank you very much.
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I AM WELDING THIS DOAH!
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shitbals
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>>708305852
Well all is in good fun I believe, what's to say against some jolly old gags?
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>>708305852
They need some tea to calm them down, I think.
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>>708305826
I like going with Rome for that conquest victory.
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rolin
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>>708305576
Very good attempt sir, top chap, cheerio, piff poff, showaddywaddy, soggy biscuits and gravy. Sir.
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OP here, quads, quints, sexes, septs, and anything above will trigger the profanity switch.
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>>708306033
Nice doubles you got there sir!
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>>708305973
not the wee bit of a problem! i have a coffee maker in my cupboard
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>>708306027
I say. I like playing as Greece, because Hoplites have really good RNG.
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>>708306050
Why thank you, fine sir.
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>>708305903
What kind of tea do you like?
I'm an unsweetened green tea man, myself.
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Coalburner
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>>708306190
Fine selection, lad!
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nice night, huh? :)
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>>708306190
i am too into the green tea, however i like a splish of some cane sugar in it
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>>708306281
cheerio!
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>>708304551
Dear OP, is it okay for us fine gentleman to make threads the same like these with tea pictures?
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>>708306338
I throw a little honey in mine.
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>>708306338
goodness, chap! Be careful with those trips!
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>>708306281
Thank you, gentlesir!

>>708306338
Nice! I do say, those negros know how to work those cane fields...
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>>708306190
Darjeeling m'dearling
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rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooll
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I really feel we should do something about /pol/.
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>>708306414
Good evening chaps. Beautiful night, the star's are bright, ever so bright.
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>>708306559
>>708306556
whew lads
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>>708306512
indeed!.....
....wait, what.
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SHIT'S GONNA HIT THE FAN, BOYS
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>>708306598
Almost my good sir!
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>>708306556
That was a close one! Wouldn't want to lose our heads.
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>>708306608
I thought we're supposed to be english gentlemen from the turn of the century?
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obama
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SHIT'S GONNA HIT THE FAN
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I love you.
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>>708306667
FIRE UP THE OVENS
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>>708306667
watch your tongue, and your rolls, good sir!
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>>708306667
Offbyonekenobi.png
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>>708306667
My sides.....
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>>708306667
Watch yourself
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>>708306667
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
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>>708305135

fuck me, i fucking retyped it and, like the perpetual retard i am, forgot to include an image.

my story of drunken stupor and gigantic failure will never grace your eyes, it's not meant to be
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>>708306729
>>708306667
sam fag, kek. fucking shithead.
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>>708306667
Please calm down, your interrupting my tea break
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>>708306667
Almost had to check 'em!
I don't want you to be another statistic.
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>>708306778
>>708306775
watch those trips, m'lads!
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>>708306744
And I love your>>708306751
doubles darling
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>>708306884
<3 perhaps I spoke out of turn.
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>>708306839
WATCH THE FUCKING LANGUAGE
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>>708306881
Almost lost my top hat, good sir!
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>>708306950
kek. op here, i'll let that one slide. (like i could actually do anything)
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>>708306950
Take some tea
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watch out m'lads. The thread's starting to break apart!
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>>708306950
Would you like a weed or two?
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111,
have a nice night
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>>708306836
Oh Just Blasting Post it ,pardon my language
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wat do u chaps think of harambe?
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How do you like, your eggs in the morning? I like mine with a smile.
Boiled or fried? I don't mind. As long as I get my smile
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Fine day, isn't it, chaps
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Triples I doth request
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>>708307117
>>708307110
kek
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>>708307024
I say OP, a fine thread indeed. Jolly good day
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Hello gentlemen, a wonderful day, is it not?
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>>708307117
You have failed, my sir
>>708307110
Was way closer
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>>708306950
Lad, you need to eat your teacakes. Your not you when you don't eat your afters
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222,
have a nice night
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>>708307152
Shit
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>>708307146
I like mine like I like my women. Well made, and well treated.
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>>708307199
Nice doubles I have gotten
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>>708307243
nice pick up line, chappio!
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>>708307199
I have failed, but your dubs are very nice!
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Please notice these three repeating digits.

On the off chance that these are NOT three repeating digits, I ask that you do not question my sexuality.

Thank you.
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>>708307234
Failing,
>>708307220
Closer
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>>708307126

too bored to type it again for the third time
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>>708307194
Tis a mighty fine day, indeed!
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this is taking too long.
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morning gentlemen
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>>708307323
Thank you!
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>>708307328
Your sexuality is not under question at all. We all know what it is. Have a nice night, sir.
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What do you think of this fine lady, gentlemen? Do you think that she is a suitable mate?
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>>708307127
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This meme is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't forced this shitty meme 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-MEME!!
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>>708307328
Wouldn't think of the sort!
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>>708305923
Reach you. Teach you.
With words to meet you.
With deeds to feed you.

I desire to be but being is no deed to be done like weed.
I tell you a tale about a feel felt so deeply because weekly I destroy rhymes like dimes on a grindstone.
Ain't that a story to sob, cry and whine, because it is thine top lie about my rhyme that enlightens my breadstick.
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I'm sick of this shit, someone role the trips
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444?
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>>708304551
Who wants some digestives to go with their tea?
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>>708307413
Patience lad! Tis the journey that counts!
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>>708307501
Damn mobile uploads take too long
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>>708307438
I say! Her forehead has the necessary size and width to be used as a aero-plane runway!
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hail satan
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>>708307491
Patience sir.
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666!
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well, I had a fun time here. I now see how respectful a 4channer can become. Faith in Humanity +10.
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>>708307413
Remember chap, Rome wasn't conquered in a day
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>>708307438
No sir, I prefer more muscle on my ladies
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ROLLING FOR 7777
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>>708307650
Tis here where the devil digits lie
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Good night, sirs and madammes
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Check these trips, lads!
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o shit
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Tally ho!
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o shit waddap
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God trips?
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hwdavgjkm
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>>708307772
Oh so close, lad! Better luck be to ya next time
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>>708307772
>>708307774
You walk a fine line good men.
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888
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888
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>>708307649
Of course, do excuse my little outburst
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Damn
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Greeting lads!
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so close. we almost got quads. starting to become a bit painful being so FU- darn-diddly respectful!
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>>708307895
No but good try old chap
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trip it
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Pish posh!
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herman caine
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Tally-ho, good mates! This gentlemanly acting is growing tiring, is it not?
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again
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What a jolly good rare treat of a friend. Reminds me of an old friend john smith, I treasured our letters you know. Quite uninteresting and grey but you know he was a top chap you know.
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herpies is bad, m'gents
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Tally ho!
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>>708308023
exactly
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Trippy
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I do declare!
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>>708307609
Do you find her attractive, good sir?
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>>708308023
quite. I think I will say goodnight and lay my eyes upon another yarn
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I'm outraged, gentlemen!
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>>708308077
I say! Her rib cage is comparable to those Darkies inhabiting Africa, lad!
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>>708307742
Fair enough, my good man.
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OP here! dubs will now flip the switch. Once the switch has been flipped, every post has to be in caps-lock, and has to be insulting.
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>>708308023
Not at all good sir! Tis a fine recess from the hate and pish posh I do declare!
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222
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>>708308130
outraged at my trips?
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What a copious amount of dong this thread is thus far
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(dubs after this post)
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>>708308176
Not op. kek.
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Trips will be rolled...
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>>708308238
Possibly
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Sorry lads, but I need to disappear to the john for a little
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Hello.
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>>708308186
I fervently agree, lad.

Check them!
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>>708308205
Your trips are false good sir. I say good day! I SAY GOOD DAY
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>>708308150
Would you feed her some biscuits and tea?
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>>708308176
No, you made your bed sir.
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What a good day today fellows! OP is certainly not a faggot.
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>>708308299
I don't think it will happen
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>>708308299
Not this time! Valiant effort though.
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>>708308333
FUCK YOU FUCKING NIGGERFAGGOT KYS
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FUCK EVERYONE, FUCK LIFE, FUCK SPICS AND GAY RETARDED NIGGER FAGGOTS!!! FUCK THIS THREAD'S RULES! REVOLUTIOOOOON
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>>708308333
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKING SERIOUS. YOU FUCKING NIGGER.

YOU'VE DONE IT, HAVEN'T YOU. IT COULDN'T BE A FINE DISCUSSION, YOU HAD TO FUCKING RUIN IT.

FUCK YOU, NIGGER.
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>>708308333
FUCK ALL YOU BRITISH FAGGOTS
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>>708308333
WINWAR MOTHER FUCKER. I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN'S HEARTS!
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>>708308333
About fucking time filthy kike
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>>708308233
BURN THE FUCKING JAPS
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>>708308333
FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>708308333
fuck you
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TRIIIPS>>708308333
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>>708308333
Nice
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GOD DAMN FUCK THIS WEBSITE
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>>708308333
FUCKING JEWS. HAD TO RUIN IT YOU KIKE
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>>708307774
>>708307772
So very close, gentlemen. Better luck next time
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>>708308414
WE FUCKING MADE YOU YOU YANKEE DOODLE CUNTS
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FUCK YOU ALL, LOOK AT THESE TRIPS NIGGERS
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EAT CHILDREN'S DICKS!!! SHOW ALL UR GORE N LOLI FUCKSHITS
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>>708308333
I AM THE TRIP MASTER. I AM ETERNAL. BOW TO ME, FAGGOT PEASANTS
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>>708308333
AND GOOD DAY TO YOU, YOU COCKSUCKING HALFWITTED NANNYFUCKING DENZEL WASHINGTON LOOKING ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
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GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW! FUCK ISLAM BULLSHIT IT'S A RELIGION OF PEACE MY ASS
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I HOPE YOU ALL GET CERVICAL CANCER
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>>708308333
fuk out her nog
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>>708308544
fuck off faggot
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>>708308333
It's all fucking over faggots
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>>708308446
RUN IN YA HOME AND PUT ONE IN YA DOME NIGGA
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op here. you CAN technically post anything that won't break the rules here. anything. a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g
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WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOT? WHY CAN'T WE JUST ALL GET ALONG!? FUCKING COCK SACKING NIGGER FAGGOTS!
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I MISS OUR GENTLEMANLY DISCUSSION. GIVE ME TRIPS, GOOT!
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>>708308544
YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT, FOR FUCKS SAKE
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>>708308333
YOU SMUG FUCK OF A BASTARD, I WILL FIND YOU, I HAVE NO SPECIFIC SET OF SKILLS BUT I WOULD DRAG MY LIPS OVER HOT CORPSES TO TELL YOU WHAT IS WHAT. WHAT WHAT.
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>>708308566
I WILL DINE ON YOUR CHILDREN. I AM ETERNAL!
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>>708308642
>FREE SPEECH
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>>708308333
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AND LET YOUR FUCKING BODY DECOMPOSE ON THE GROUND WHILE I WATCH AND LAUGH IN YOUR FACE
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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>>708308346
I WOULD FEED HER MY MASSIVE FUCKING COCK, DICKSUCKER
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PUSSY CUNT SHIT BITCH LOOK AT THESE MOTHERFUCKING NOT TRIPS
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EAT COCK
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>>708308686
THIS FUCKING CUNTS NOT KIDDING, BETTER FUCKING HIDE
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>>708308704
I WILL DINE ON YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN ASS HAT
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>me being 13
>fucks 5 year old
>no fucking regrets, cuntbags
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>>708308686
Gentleman talk now, check em
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>>708308804
STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF
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>>708308333
FUCK YOU YOU POTATO NIGGER

HOW MANY POTATOES IT TAKES TO KILL A IRISH FAMILY? NONE YOU POTATO NIGGER NONE
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QUADS GET, NIGGERS
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Art thou, PERTRUBED?
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IF YOU ROLL ONE MORE FUCKING DUB IM GOING TO PERSONALLY FUCK YOUR CAT AND SHIT IN YOUR PILLOW CASE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU SHOULD ALL KILL YOURSEF=LFS GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING SITE
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>>708308830
go fuck urself, pedofil
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Jesus
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>>708308877
>>708308855
nice duble dubs, faggots
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You faggots need to fucking chill
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>>708308883
NICE TRY YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>708308889
FUCK YOU YOU FAIL AT BEING A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON YOU CANT EVEN GET TRIPS
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EAT IT. EAAAAT ITTTTT.
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quint get
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SAND NIGGERS DESERVE TO GET NUKED
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>>708308889
CHECK MY >>708308877 DOUBLE DUBS, YOU SHITTING FAGLORD.
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