Girlfriend of 5 years has to move to a different continent.
She was the only thing keeping me from killing myself and I tried killing myself 5 times so far. Tonights gonna be the night
Trips decide how i kill myself
I have €50 to spend on supplies
>>708259408
*dies ignored*
>>708259408
Eat 50 worth of black powder, a lighter, and a running gas oven
Kill yourself in front of the plane so it gets delayed
>>708259408
Go get 50 pounds of bangers and mash and just let them do their work. May take 30 years but you will still accomplish your goal.
why is she moving to a different continent?
"Has to move" how old are you two?
burn yourself
Craigslist.
Gang rape advert by dudes.
Post your address.
Leave door open
Tie yourself up
Tell them to not be gentle and to bring rods/crowbars/broom sticks and just got to town
>>708259408
what contry you live in ?
cut out your veins and streammed
>>708259736
Her parents are moving plus her dream college is there
>>708259408
take that 50 and go fuck a hooker.
>>708259772
Shes 21 im 22
sleep on a train track
Go here: >http://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Also, go spend that money on a nice big ice cream - and a soda (diet).
Enjoy!
>>708260012
why does she HAVE to move?
>>708259934
Croatia
hang out and STREAMMED
>>708259408
Did you ever think that maybe she had to move cause she felt you wanted to kill yourself?
That kind of shit isn't hot in a couple.
Work on your self before you enter a relation.
You can't love someone if you don't start by loving yourself.
>>708260101
Her parents dont approve of me and if she doesnt come with them they will leave her here
>>708259949
that sucks dude. my girl was talking about moving to a different state. so I told her we were done, and she came running back. did you try that?
>>708259408
shopping list:
44€ worth of crayons
1€ lighter
5€ of gasoline
free: shoe lace or a string
step 1: soak crayons in gasoline for 10 minutes
step 2: insert half of crayons into your anus
step 3: insert string (also soak in gasoline)
step 4: insert the rest of the crayons
step 5: light string
enjoy
Hey OP.
Call this number -
>48 33 888
CUT OFF YOUR TROATH AND STREAMMED
>>708260295
THE THROATH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TROATH!
>>708260012
So maybe instead of being a puss puss you go ahead and o after her like a man if you truly love her.
>>708260223
so there is your answer you idiot. get her pregnant and they will dump her ass there. it will work perfectly and you'll contribute to the euro trash population
>>708260207
She doesnt know that i tried suicide no one does
BURN YOURSELF AND STREAMMED
B-BAKA
>>708260359
Nothing is worth killing yourself over
Don't let little things like that let you down. Someone else in the world has it worse than you
>>708259408
How does one """"""""""""try""""""""""" to kill himself 5 fucking times and still don't succeed?
lmao
>>708259408
$50? Can't even spend tons of money to kill himself....
Go to Walmart. Might as well kill a few whales there in the process.
>>708260445
That is like saying OP cannot be happy because someone else has it better.
>KYS.
Go pay a beggar and ask them to kill you
meth overdose AND STREAMMED
>>708260445
listen to this guy
>>708260411
Doesn't matter if she does not know.
Women have radars for this shit.
CUT UR DICK AND STREAMMED
Spoon yourself to death
>>708260614
Reroll
EAT SOME GLASS AND STREAMMED
>>708260614
Now that's creative...i wonder how that would work.
>>708259408
22. Whole life ahead of you. Women to fuck. Mountains to climb. Countries to visit. Food to eat. Oceans to swim. There are so many things to do in this video-game/planet. You're giving up on level 2.
>>708260695
One faggot OP and a glass...
>>708259408
Since your life moves around multiples of 5, drink 50ml of chlorine
>>708260590
>>708260521
>>708260414
>>708260295
>>708260206
The people wants you to "streammed" it, OP.
you can be over her in like 3 months
>>708259408
>tried killing myself 5 times
>still alive
Can't you do anything right?
>>708260707
Yeah wtf. He can find another person. In the meantime have fun being fucking single.
>>708259408
5 tries you say. What kinda fuck up are you?
GET AIDS AND STREAMMED
Stop being such a bitch and get over yourself, if you've tried 5 times and failed your just seeking attention, it's time to grow up.
>>708259408
the best way to go out is obviously by drink 2L of bleach, and then you will star in the next episode of bleach.
KILL A DOG, EAT HIS MEAT AND STREAMMED
>>708260482
OD on alcohol twice
Hanged myself rope broke couldnt bear the pain so never tried again
And also cut my veins
>>708259408
So...basically you've learned that love can hurt.
Congrats, you have passed a new level. Don't quit now, you still have things to learn.
Believe me, hurting is not bad. You're hurting because you loved. You're not a piece of shit, OP, you can love and you will love again.
Have faith in human beings...don't kill yourself.
FUCK A DOG AND STREAMMED
KILL HILLARY CLINTON AND STREAMMED
>>708259408
Buy a bullet and rent a gun.
>>708261014
Used to fuck whores twice a week got depressed doing that got with her she says that
She loves me and wants to have a future with me and now this
>>708260246
>no oxygen
He'll singe his butthole and have €44 worth of crayons up his ass. He might die from the gasoline enema though.
>>708261186
Guns are illegal where im from and hard to get
PATH WITH SATAN, KILL A CHILD AND STREAMMED
gas yourself
>>708261188
Go with her.
>inb4 no money
>inb4 nothing
>inb4 this and that
GO.
>>708261311
dubs confirmed
BURN A DOGGO, BURN YOURSELF AND STREAMMED
>>708259643
Underrated
kill yourself
then go with her
you'll save her money being dead
>>708261276
So then jump from a building. Don't let your inferior lack of creativity keep you down.
>>708259408
the fact youve failed so many times means you dont want to die. learn how to deal with life you faggot
>>708261360
Her parents hate me
>>708261188
1) Don't fuck whores if you're looking for love. It is a road to depression and a world of illusions.
2) Maybe she loved you and meant those things, i don't know her. But people's plans can evolve and i guess you both are young and it happens often that relations started young don't last very long.
You had 5 years with her at least...some don't have that much.
Don't look in the past.
3) Why did you fuck whores while you were with her?
fuck some corpses, BURN YOURSULF AND STREAMMED
>>708261396
burn your mom
Aquire information that will lead to Hillary Clintons arrest.
>>708260105
Croatia? Which town and koj kvart?
First of all , Don't listen to all these shit heads who have nothing positive to say. They live fucked up lives as you can see. Just relax and work on yourself. She got scared and rather to see you die she rather just leave. You need to be more confident in yourself and don't listen to the negative comments...You are worth something.
>>708259643
Rolling
>>708261547
agree with this
for the greater good
For once in your fucking pointless life, don't be a beta.
Kill her family, then kill yourself, let her have the freedom to go anywhere and get fucked by real alphas.
>>708259874
Kek this
>>708261544
HLL YEAH, BURN YOUR MOM, BURN YOURSELF AND STREAMMED
>>708261564
shut up faggot
>>708261619
Od kud si i koj kvart??
>>708260011
Without a condom
Buy the best knife you can afford, then follow her to the okane to say goodbye and when she is going you stab the fuck out of her, then suicide. Do this and you'll be with her forever.
>>708261564
this aint a cringe bread anon
>>708259408
why don't you go with her? If nothing keeps you alive there is sure nothing that keeps you on your continent
>>708261564
The person who wrote this post is a feels bot. How does it make you feel that not even an artificial bot cares enough to actually care.
CUT UR HAND, EAT AND STREAMMED
>>708261667
if he gets HIV and does not takes his meds he will get his wish. so this works
>>708259736
To be as far as she can from OP, of course
>>708261695
lol you are actually wrong mate
>>708261523
I fucked whores till 17 then i met her never cheated on her
>>708261544
Both of my parents are dead died in a car crash when i was 10
>>708261880
to get away from him
KILL A NEIGHBORUUGH, KILL YOURSELF AND STREAMMED
>>708261907
you are full of shit.
>>708261907
real whores or just sluts?
>>708261556
Zagreb sam
How do you fail killing yourself???
>>708259408
>Buy glass.
>Break glass.
>Stuff glass up ass.
>Fuck off and die.
BURN EM ALL
Live in misery and die of old age
FUCC >>708262233 AND STREAMMED
>>708262114
Sluts one night stands
>>708262115
Koj dio zg... koj kvart?
BECOME A SCHOOL SHOOTER AND LATER KILL YOURSELF
Find a tri-gender owlkin tumblrette thing - friend, become one of them, associate yourself as one of them, and eventually die from tumor growing in your brain.
Shoot yourself in the dick
Tie a noose to a car and put a big rock on the accelerator pedal
BURN A SCHOOL, BURN A CHURCH, BURN YOURSELF AND STREAMMED
>>708262361
Ne mogu ti recim
>>708262531
Reroll
>>708262345
of course, that only leads to depression. you need to get help, date a couple women. not just fuck them but actually date. then when you're happy, track down this cunt who moved and blow her fucking brains out. rape her mother and father. when youre all done then open your wrists and jump off a building
>>708262656
Nooo off by one ffs
CUM IN UR MOUTH AND STREAMMED
>>708259408
Clearly you have no fucking brain if you've tried killing yourself 5 times. You obviously don't want to die, you are just a pussy ass beta. If you really love her, fucking tell her. Go up to that bitch and grab her by the pussy. If she doesn't want you anymore, don't pull some weak ass shit like suicide. Deal with that shit. Don't pussy out
>>708262646
reci jebote bog ne mogu znat ko si ni da da sam isus, pitam onak... koje si godiste ti? Ja sam ti 93', iz gajnica
FUCK A TRANNI, GET SOME AIDS, AND STREAMMED
Get kitchen knifes, cut your legs and arms open and enjoy the feeling till you bleed out like a pig. ENJOY PLEASE WINRAR
>>708261267
>44€ worth of crayons up his butthole
sounds like its working
>>708263000
OMFG WINRAR PLEASE SOMEONE TRANSLATE
>>708263000
Kebab removal trips?
nobody s going to hang off this night
>>708263000
94' stenjevec
>>708263000
OP here hes just asking in which part of zagreb i live and which generation i am
>>708263000
WHATS MEAN THIS???
B U RN EM A L L
>>708263348
kolko si vezan uz tu curu? Kolko dugo
fraeru cure dodu i odu ne isplati ti se zbog tog pocinit samoubojstvo
EAT TAMPONS AND STREAMMED
>>708263582
5 godini
>>708259408
who cares faggot, i move between continents everyday, i live in fucking istanbul
>>708263719
FUCKING DO IT
>>708263719
DO IT
>>708263885
Fuck off cockroach
Filthy muslim
>>708263719
doo it
>>708264001
am not mudslime faggot
>>708263719
D O i T
HELLL FUCKING YEAH
>>708264111
>>708264063
Ok fagget then recommend some wsy for op to kill himself
>>708263709
Zato ga i pitam meni je proslih 5 godina zivota za krac bilo mogo sam se ubit 100 puta i niko nebi ni primjetio. prije toga sam imo curu 4 god zajedno i vezo se uz nju ko da mi je mama, da bi mi ona kasnije rekla kako ''iako je nasa veza savrsena ja ne vidim buducnost u nama"
I od tad me boli kurac vise za zene
A isto tako od tad sretniji nisam bio nikad
EAT SOME TAMPONS UNTIL DIE AND STREAMMED*
Don't
>>708264111
OMFG WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT OP DO IT!!!
BE A HERO, OP-CHAN, AND DO IT
>>708264111
>>708264256
Life sucked balls im cutting my wrists
>>708264617
n-no, EAT SOME TAMPONS UNTIL DIE U-U-U PROMISE ME THAT, streammed STREAMMED!
>>708264617
Down the road if you're serious across the street for attention
>>708264617
show blood or fake&gay
>>708264617
you are such a faggot
>>708264206
>>>ma znam kak ti je ja sam isto tak napravio
za mjesec dana ce je preboljet i nastavit normalno sa zivotom
>>708259874
Hahaha, rollin'
CUT OFF THAT, DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>708264617
let me SEE
follow this. spend the rest on a hooker. have a nice last day, have some fun. try and find a reason to live. if not, glhf
Squat a western spy squat in the middle of Moskow. Gopniks will do their job just fine...
>>708263441
It's a sign that you should live
>>708259408
Rolling for an overdose of marihuana
>>708264617
You Hrvati always were quitters. Non the less, don't kill yourself over some trash hrvat bitch.
Tell you what, since you live in Zagreb and i live close, and if you don't kill yourself tonight, I'll buy you a beer. Forget the broad, start working for a better future, be a man.
>>708263000
FUCKING NIGGERS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>708264993
this
>>708264617
CUT OFFFF THAT AND LET ME SEE U FUCKING TRAITOR
>>708259643
this
>>708259408
get a pair of running shoes
see how far you can run
>>708265225
hell yeah, roolll
RUN UNTIL DIE
>>708265337
>run until die
how about by loving others instead and do gods work
>>708259408
If you guys are serious about the relationship make sure you talk about it. Maybe you can figure something out. If she's still going to do it then I don't know dude.
>>708260975
Little pussy faggot you are
>>708265337
>>708265453
>run u ntil die
>>708259408
That shit is for americunts, get a hold of yourself OP and don't betray us balkans brothers !!
>>708265337
>>708265453
>>708265657
>>708265701
>c'mon, move that ass
Ayy lmao did fagget kill himself he hasnt posted in over 10mins
>>708265337
>>708265453
>>708265657
>>708265701
>>708265781
>shake that ass for me
>>708265763
did high school let out early today?
>>708265898
Shut up burger
stream it
>>708265855
wont it be pathetic when they find the body and his cries about teenage love
>>708265898
Get out in the streets and be killed faster than OP God bless America
>>708265337
>>708265453
>>708265657
>>708265701
>>708265781
>>708265894
>im waiting for u
>>708259408
go to your local nigger gathering place/refugee centre and kill as many as you can until youre eventually killed
>>708265982
is streammed*
>>708266061
The only real answer
Run untill you die, stream it
>>708266111
winrar
>>708266111
WINRAR
>>708266111
win.zip
>>708264111
>>708266111
FUCKING DO IT
>>708266111
do it faggot
if you can, stream it as well
>>708266111
winror
i bet op is going to pussy out
OP ded? i f hope so
Kek is op dead
>>708266611
Checked
Do a terror attack near anything related to Hillary so she loses the election.
>>708266969
this
>>708266969
ROLL
>>>696969696
>>708266969
>terror attack near anything related to Hillary
>in europe
what
Where are you OP? I know you're in here lurking.
>>708259408
give the 50€ to someone who is not worthless shit and then go do something productive with your life (like help in a soupkitchen or something like that) instead of wasting everyones time on 4chan
>make twitter account
>post tweet about how you have information that will ensure hillary ends up in prison
>???
>profit.
>>708259408
Buy weed for $50 and blaze it fgt
>>708259408
of you plan it you are going to find out how stupid of an idea it is to kill yourself and not do it
>>708259408
why don't you paypal me those 50$ and jump of a bridge?
Op-chan is not a faggot, isnt? he is not!
>>708259643
Get run over by plane/ sucked into engine
>>708259507
kek
It's gon be me
AR u dead nigga?
>>708259408
if you have nothing that holds you back, why dont you move to the other continent too?
>>708267807
/thread
>>708260011
Best suggestion so far...
>>708259408
Get a gun and start selling alot of cocaine.
At least you will get rich as fuck before you get killed.
Why are you dating a 5 year old?
>>708266969
>>708267979
check that ass
>>708259408
Shove an extention cord up your ass, for as far as it will go, and then strangle yourself with the remainder.
>>708259408
Don't do it!
>>708259408
>Hang yourself with your dick in your hand while porn blares in the background.
DO IT
>>708259408
Call some suicide hotline and get help ffs.
>>708259408
Don't kill yourself, man. Please.
>>708259949
Just move there too
>>708259408
dont do it
Google "exit bag" easiest and most painless way. If you're willing to kill yourself over a bitch then you probably should end it and keep your inferior genes from being passed on.
DONT KILL YOURSELF
pls no
no
Do it pussy
dont
Get therapy and get help, it's not easy, but you will be glad, believe me, I have similar shit behind me.
what you need to do is post your full adress on this thread and we'll come and take you out
>>708263078
tell me for god's sake, i wouldn't know who you are even if i was jesus, just askin...What year were you born in? I was in '93 from gajnice
do not kill yourself
>>708270112
found the newfag
1 Don't kill yourself yet
2 Try to chase her
3 If you fail,ignore the first step
4 tell someone to upload the photos
DO IT FUCKING CUNT
>>708259408
Jump off a cliff
>>708264728
Across the street it is
>>708270259
nothing happened,what it is supposed to do?
Triggered yet, Croat?
Now burn yourself.
>>708259949
cant you move with her and start a life with her there?
>>708270770
Youll see in a little while
>>708259408
Hahaha ubi se purgeru dolazi u kanadu da je karam ;)
>>708259408
don t do it op plz
>>708260030
Next time I hear somebody say, "Everything is going to be okay," I'm going to punch them in the face.
>>708271014
i think the instructions were unclear buddy,nothing happened until now
>>708270770
Identify the idiots. Oh look, I found one.
>>708259408
I don't understand you people.
You've given up on life? Okay, cool.
Go free climb a rock face or building,
hitchhike across the country(you don't care if you die), shoot water balloons at business people.
Leave. Leave a suicide note and try to find fulfillment elsewhere.
You know you aren't getting it here, at least you could try elsewhere. And if you don't find it? You always have bridges to jump from wherever you go.
This is all you have though. Your beating heart. Why waste one of the most complex systems known to man because one place makes you sad?
There is nothing on the other side for you. If there's a heaven, suicide defaults you out, if there isn't, you weren't going anyway.
Go the fuck outside and leave your pitiful situation. Don't leave life though, not yet, you haven't even tried to live it.
>>708271935
This, OP
If I was hopeless, I'd leave my bills and life and just roam. Off the grid. Pay cash for shit, fuck hookers, stowaway on a ship and get off somewhere.
I'm not happy here, but why would I take that as an absolute answer to my question of if I can be happy?
Is OP dead already?
>>708273088
IMO fucked off to make us think that
>>708259408
Do not make suicide threads.
Call the number in the pic. Get help.
>>708273879
NO
GET OUT FUCKING CUNT
Tried killing yourself 5 times? Lol no one fails 5 times. You haven't tried to kill you self you have been doing it for attention. If you really wanna die it's pretty fuckin easy to do lol.
>>708261640
That fucking cap landing smoothly after him
Kek
>>708259874
Roll
>>708271352
Everything is going to be okay OP, just stay strong