Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>708232370 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>708232370
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
>discuss shit
>post fitting, over-sexualised content
>most important: Megumin is a top tier waifu the rest are just gutter trash.
when mom buys me a new toy ^-^
>>708240954
>early bake
Megumin confirmed trash
>>708241032
Good morning best vocaloid
>>708240927
there's hundrads of them. and i'm to lazy, for a script even
>>708241058
Morning, best rabbit.
>>708241032
Gut Morgen
>>708241076
Meaning you don't love your waifu enough for 10 seconds of time to make the files not shitty?
>>708240829
maybe
>>708241076
apps
>>708241032
hows it going hatsune
>>708241164
U w0t m8
>>708241039
Not even early.
>>708241226
Prove it. Fix your file names. Programs will do it for you
>>708241139
Bom dia alegria.
>>708241192
Good, considering to try out starcraft right now.
>>708241164
turn that frown upside down...
>>708241309
Legacy of these Void was fun
>>708241312
don't tell me what to do
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>708241309
sounds cool haven't heard much of starcraft or even played it, is it fun
>>708241513
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND I WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO
>>708241513
That wasn't me, but good. Even if it is a ride name
>>708241583
go ahead I don't have to listen
>>708241309
Its 10pm here.
>>708240954
Oh hey look that is a...
HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>708241583
We're in the same boat. All I know is that Koreans with high apm love it.
>>708241359
Here's hope for it to be all fun.
>>708241567
Ayy.
>>708241757
Right, I thought it was appropriate to reply good morning to good morning no matter what timezone the other person lives.
How was your day?
>>708241567
>
>>708241879
It's say let's play together, but I really like the campaign more than the quick play
>>708241868
do you have any idea how many people I have killed
>>708241982
Lets do that after I pick up the basics and all that jazz.
>implying I won't get bored of it
>>708241993
I really like that file name kek
>>708241733
im your elder and you have to listen to elders, so stfu and rename your files!
>>708241821
Where? I'LL DESTROY THE HERETICS, NOW TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE
>>708241879
oh well i hope you have fun with it
>>708241868
most of those are tolerable for me but this one >>708241768 is the true shit cancerous pimple stain on earth
>>708242108
I traveler played it in a long time. Maybe this will be my motivation to play it again
>>708241879
Annoying, but useful and not stressful. I left work early and did some housework.
>>708242223
how about you make me
![Syndra [282].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t6UAZ8J.jpg "Syndra [282].jpg")
>>708241879
Hey.
>>708241982
Toy
Mine
>>708242347
I'm just going to get used to that, like all the other shit people do to me here
>>708242424
We love you, we think you're cute, So that's why we pick on you. <3
>>708242629
>anonymous
>*doubt intensifies*
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
welp Imma sleep now
>>708242905
Apples
>
>>708242966
Roll
>>708243057
Reroll
Claiming best girl
Why is everything jungler's fault?
>>708243097
We need Tomoko
Reroll
>>708243179
I mean Makoto
Reroll
>>708243240
We'll that's enough of that
>>708242966
Roll
>>708243318
re-roll
>>708243332
So close.
Roll.
>>708243288
Typical
Coffee house or Pizza Cafe?
I cannot decide. Help.
>>708243371
You can continue to roll again.
>>708243724
I feel discouraged now
But roll I guess
>>708243806
I did a thing
>>708243724
roll
>>708243829
That you did.
In fact thats the last of my mack daddy whiskey. Now I need to drop $150 on another bottle.
>>708243897
See above. Alice got the win.
カラミチーマス
>>708240954
mouse can everything
>>708244098
That's expensive. And I've been meaning to ask, what's the Jesus statue about
>>708243869
Hey Mr.4444! Could you tell me what is better Coffee House or Pizza Restaurant?
>>708244212
In the name of the bottle, the shot and the Buddy Christ.
>>708244319
Kek. That's well thought out actually
>>708244299
depends what for
>>708244469
I just need a place to go to sit and relax atm. Plus eating would be nice too. Note: Coffee House has food.
Claiming Seaport Princess.
>>708241567
Hey Syndrabro. How are you?
>>708244557
well depends what kind of food i prefer. i i liked the food in the coffee house id probably chose it over pizza.
>>708242417
Thief detected.
>>708245130
Imposter detected.
She's mine.
>>708244466
Dogma was a great comedy and a great film overall.
>>708245337
You spread lies.
>>708245337
Hey C:
We can match qt
>>708245130
lol I told ryuko there was only one Nui
>hfw now amiright xD
>>708245684
There is only one Nui. My Nui.
>>708245684
There is only one true Nui and that's me!
Kirara
>>708245787
Surely you jestin!
Green claimed
>>708245864
eye c u
>>708246062
worst color and gen
>>708246062
Cute
>>708245864
There's a sweeter afoot
>>708245814
Bring out the festive
>>708245787
Do u lie
Do u lie to lulu who loves you both equally
>>708246486
Nyet
>>708246495
Its you
>>708245933
>>708245787
Both of you bugger off. Nui is mine
Uggggh, god I feel like death.
>>708246794
That sounds like a personal problem.
>>708246712
stop speaking in tongues
>>708246794
god hates complainers...
>>708246495
You mean like this?
>>708246781
I don't need another faker among us, she was always mine!
>>708246849
Just a bit.
Did I miss Nightcap?
>>708246862
Got a verse to back that up?
>>708246981
Yes.
>>708244098
>>708246887
Lies Nui is mine always and forever. I bet you don't even have a daki of Nui.
>>708247027
Today's not worth living then. Good bye cruel world.
>>708246862
Vy nemoy.
>>708247040
Prove yourself.
>>708246887
Yea like that exactly like that uhnf. Now how about a tight fitting leotard let's say in pink.. yeah pink with another significantly smaller Nui on the for mentioned Nuis lap maybe.
>yeah that
>>708246712
Oh idk it's aloofness is only making it cuter
>>708246781
>
Quick reminder to all Nui posters
> read caption
>ty
>>708246981
are you asking me to rap for you?
creep...
>>708247162
edgy pic
also I can't understand stand you ;-;
>>708247040
>>708246887
Nah, definitely my Nui.
>>708247254
Oh the leotard I want in purple actually
> yeah purple just have the larger Nui be pink pls the small one can be normal k thx
This thread is a nuisance.
...please don't hurt me.
>>708247286
>Not spitting out those wicked ryhmes
What a bustah.
>>708247265
That sounds lewd, Lulu.
>>708247254
Burden of proof. I don't have to proof myself
>>708247446
Please take a moment to pop 20 Xanaxs, slip into a bath and slit your wrists. Remember, down the road, not across the street
>>708247484
I don't know how to make songs like that, I don't know what words to use.
>>708247535
But are you up to the task Nui can u make a young anon pleasud
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>708244984
Hey seaport,im alright. Phone was out of battery and i just got home.
How are you?
>>708247265
>
>>708247286
Yego nam ne nervnichala, mozhet byt', vy dolzhny nauchit'sya slavnuyu slavyanskuyu yazyk.
>>708247560
Just be the illest rapper to ever hold a cordless, patrolling corners, looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters.
>>708247551
>>708247446
>>708247265
^^^^^ ... Read....the fuggin......caption
>>708247560
Sounds like you need to go back and start working on your mixtape then.
>>708247622
I'm doing great. Just woke up from a 9 hour sleep.
u're waifu a slut
and so r u
>>708247688
AHP
It's a cute foxer chan
With a blapper gat <3
>>708247446
She's mine without a doubt, liar.
>>708247453
I can't draw, if i could i'd have a ohayou.
>>708247478
At least you're more original than the rest, but i must deny your request.
>>708247551
I'm rather paranoid so i wouldn't give you an image if i had it.
>>708247617
I can but not in lewd ways, Nui is not for lewd.
>>708247831
thanks for the compliment lol
>>708247688
I knew you were from Israel and not Texas
can't fool me ya dingus
>>708247900
I'm aggressively lewd with her and we both love it. She's my wife after all.
>>708240954
Gotta love crazy
>>708247727
You see, rappin' ain't my passion, it's just in fashion, like faggot bashin'
Trashin' the streets with my beats suckling on societies teats
When they ask me to stop they say I'm over the top
Turn around and ask them "where's my crown" they say go drown
In alcohol, you see, it's the only way to get young kids to pray
>>708247900
You left me hanging it's not even a lewd request
I-I told u it was my favorite how did u forget so soon Nui Kun. </3
![Syndra [188].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MNgcDlY.jpg "Syndra [188].jpg")
>>708247787
Thats a bit. Only got 5 tonight.
What are you up to?
>>708247900
I'm really Green and you can have Nui. I was just using her to mess with you
>>708248057
Nice wife.
>>708247873
Pew pew
>>708247982
Ty tupaya suka, ya iz Tekhasa i tia yavlyayetsya russkiy ne ivrit.
>>708248215
Claiming blue
>>708248253
Pew Pew you back, heretic.
>>708248253
>>708248310
I FORGOT TO WRITE THAT IN ALL CAPS!!
>>708248355
>>708248355
[HERESY]
>>708248393
YOU TOOK THAT FROM ME DIDN'T YOU SOLDIER?!?!
>>708248431
YES IT IS!!!
>>708248253
at this point I think you're just writing gibberish
>>708248310
Shots fired ^
> wait no bullets he's not firing he's just.. aiming at nothing..
>>708248253
Hey it's an actual working heater a real grip skiidily in case a nigger get fiidily no heresy here
>>708248237
Why thank you
>>708248019
That's heresy!
>>708248097
What do you mean? i don't think i have anything like that, maybe something close but not like that.
>>708248215
I thought it was odd having a third out of nowhere, The Pokemon girl?
>>708248126
Lurking and vidya, just like any other day.
>>708248537
THERE BETTER?!?!
>>708248541
NO PROBLEM!!!
>>708248089
It only takes one man to bust,
But takes these two to raise them standards up,
Take three, Debris man the cuts,
This is for, those that will stand with us,
From sundown into the dawn didn't I warn?
The lyrical storm hits you in a physical form,
>>708247982
slut is a compliment for you? i bet your pride swells when you beat your dick sucking score
>>708248556
2 Nui requirement
One small
One large with a purple leotard
Sort of festive for this type of year
>this is ur final clue friend Godspeed
>>708248310
>TFW Spehss Muhreens are too tough to be taken down, even with .308 while they're out of their armor
Fugg
>>708248537
I don't even know what you said
>>708248528
Ty tupoy.
>>708248759
THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T "PEW PEW" AT THE SOLDIERS OF THE EMPEROR!!
>>708248674
stop flirting and just fuck me
>>708248759
>when she sees my dick
>>708248638
Yeah I suck at freestyle,
I'd still outrun you within a mile.
>>708248759
Sometimes I impress my self
>
>>708248950
>
>>708248889
https://youtu.be/S_e49ZVnNVo
>>708248556
It's truth.
>>708248750
Mate I don't think this picture exists. But here's a small Nui.
>>708248884
if only I get a hold of that hot girly bubble butt <3
>>708249024
WOW!! THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!!
>>708248750
Wait, did you see an image like this? i must have it.
And i don't mean to upset you.
>>708249003
>
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
XDDDDSdDDDSD
> lulu
>>708249162
best waifu :o
>>708249119
please do ;-;
>>708249024
I remember hearing this on the radio first, triple J played the shit out it.
>>708249152
I HONESTLY LIKED THE MEME!! EVEN SAVED IT!! BE HAPPY!!
>>708248835
I accept my death, I'll just drink one last soda.
>>708248884
U vas yest' dva santimetra rebenka chlen
>>708248950
Fucking Simpsons
>>708249222
I shall do it before you die from cock thirst :p i might be an hour away from you, Istanbul
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>708248596
Fair enough.
What are you playing?
>>708249147
>>708248750
Wait a minute did you mean that one? i don't think that's purple.
>>708249109
You sit on a throne of lies!
>>708249147
Autism countdown diverted <3
>>708249109
Thanks for that but seriously get ur fuggin shit straight nui can copy herself it's ok bruddah
>>708249147
Oh dang, shoulda known that one, that's one of my favorites too. Shoulda just said devil and angel and I'd have known Lulu.
>>708249338
Throne of truths.
>>708249361
And all the copies are mine too.
God save us all
>>708249305
I don't get your image
>>708249311
I live in Arizona and hurry please :o
>>708249327
Dragon Nest. A neat little timesink of a free to play MMORPG.
>>708249305
I WILL NOT KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU NEVER COMMITTED AN ACT OF HERESY!! PLUS YOU SEEM LIKE A GOOD FOX SOLDIER!! NOW GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!!
>>708249427
THERE IS NO GOD!! THERE IS ONLY THE EMPEROR!!
>>708249024
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqCyTM1bF6Q
>>708249434
lol, I thought you were from Russia, I could've dicked you in the next 2 hours now. if u pay the plane ticket i might be willing to do a good deed tho ;p
>>708249361
You're kinda vague i must say.
>>708249426
Liar, Liar, pantsu in the dryer!
>>708249426
Ur winning me over ;)
>>708249338
Tf u mean that shit ain't purple >>708249230
Thanks shawty
>>708249162
Hey
>>708249305
I liked in black ops when u fired the galil the handle wud do a bounce
>>708249434
I'll switch back to English now
That is the Galil ARM being used to open a bottle.Also, here's translations for all my previous posts
>>708246712
No
>>708247162
You are an dumb
>>708247688
Its not edgy, maybe you should learn glorious Slav language
>>708248253
You dumb bitch, I do live in Texas and this is Russian not Hebrew
>>708248759
You're dumb
>>708249305
You have a two centimeter baby dick
>>708249472
OK thank you soldier of the Emperor
>>708249677
PLEASE DON'T DISLIKE ME!! I DON'T NEED WAR WITH COMRADES!!!
>>708249677
No! don't fall for his lies!
>>708249677
That's a dark grey.
>>708249677
that's pretty good
>>708249835
I have
>>708249675
>>708249426
Didn't notice the tiny ass ears xD
>lulu
>>708249873
yeah
>>708249436
Sounds interesting. Would you recommend playing it?
>>708249677
Galil is best BLOPS gun, but the handle was on the wrong side
>>708249873
crippling
>>708249529
Do I have to?
I have to.
https://youtu.be/g12f7uDIGZc
>>708249751
are you sure you're in love with your waifu and not her gun?
>>708249921
If you like chaining together attacks/spells to make huge combos and have plenty of patience and dedication, then I'd recommend it.
>>708249936
depression
>>708249937
MATE!! YOU HAVE MORE LIKE THIS ONE??!:>>708249024
>>708249677
Good! Because I am the real one.
>>708249812
It's purple and I'm Nui's husband!
>>708249909
The devil horns?
