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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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http://awake101616.com/the-fourth-secret
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>>708211920
Not clicking that
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not clicking that shit
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keep it alive. Let's see what happens.
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>>708211920
nit clocking that shot
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>>708212617
What's this all about? Some new /x/ faggotry?
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Tl;dr
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>>708212694
fuck knows.
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>>708212694
you ask all the important questions
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>>708212694
D.A.K 16-16-10
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>>708212892
Why do kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
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>>708213062
Because America
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Time zones
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>>708213158
Then how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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>>708213062
well kids are statistically retarded and cant be trusted
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I saw all this dak stuff last night and that assange guy got killed so maybe it means day assange killed. Then wiki leaks started posting shit
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>>708213247
2. not including the other 5
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>>708213286
How can kids be real if our sex lives aren't real?
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>>708213349
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/5463ql/whats_this_whole_4chan_101616_dak_thing/?client=safari
Reddit is way ahead of us
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>>708213355
check them double dubs. even the time is dubs OMG
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>>708212932
dude that was yesterday. Nothing happened.
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>>708213386
nothing is real youre all just a part of my stupid imagination... next
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>>708213561
why would you imagine shitheels like us?

Do you just enjoy being called a faggot?
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Awake my minions.
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>>708213561
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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>>708213680
well if i only imagined interesting people then life would get pretty boring wouldnt it.. i need someone to make me feel better about myself
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we wait.
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Trips Decides if I open it...
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15 minutes shit, better jerk it one more time
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>>708213825
well its funny you ask that, it makes about as much sense as when youre dad tried talking when my dick was in his mouth
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>>708214064
Go ahead
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>>708214091
I've never met my dad, it is good to know that he is as much of a faggot as I imagined.

I thank you anon, you are a true sage.
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>>708214064
Do it faggot.
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Everybody jack off reall fast you have 10 mins
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>>708214214
oh he is a faggot among faggots anon.. some even say he is the faggotiest of them all. remember how king arthur pulled the sword out of the stone well hes kinda the same except the sword was a dick and the stone was some dudes ass
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roll
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>>708214493
but thats hard :^(
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>>708214582
fuck u captcha.. and YOURE SHIT
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>>708214582
kek
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>>708214582
I'm too high for this

>>708214064
Where are those trips at?
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>>708214670
With that kind of attitude it is.
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almost there.........roll.
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>>708214985
rool
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what did this thread even become
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>>708215087
My dearest friend
Every thread I know
404's in the end
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>>708215087
we don't know yet, but if those trips come, I'll post results.

That captcha fucking got me [4]
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Nothing is going to happen, like damn near every other fucking apocalypse theory before.
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see what happens hey?
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3 minutes left
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>>708215217
you..... are.. my frend?
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If anything actually does happen, it's been nice coming here. You guys are alright. Peace.
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Fuck off
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can I get a little summary of what is going to happen in a few minutes?
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4 minutes... can you imagine if some Christian subcult has predicted some great event for this date and the countdown comes and goes uneventful, leaving a trail of confused acolytes that turned their lives upside down over a false prophecy? Like, that's literally never happened before.
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allllllmost there.
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>>708215236
>>708215272
Oh...so I'm not special if i opened it. I thought it was going to be something cool, not some apocolypse
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If nothing happens on the site I'm going to be pissed.
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>>708215503
im going to take a grunty dump and thats about it
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I wonder if anything will really happen
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>WWIII
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oh man less than a minute to go
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I swear to god if it's a screamer....
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>>708215590
probably not
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watch a big picture of a dickbutt pop up
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And...It's a wrap
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10 secs
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O.O
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WWIII BEGUN
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I knew it wasn't gonna happen, don't even tell me i didn't
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What happened?
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fucken nothing. just sitting there flashing 0's
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BOOOOO
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AND NOTHING HAPPENS WOW
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NOTHING
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>>708211920
wow nothing happened
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>>708215839
Are u still alive, i am
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And?
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wow what a pleasant surprise
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THIS FUCKING SUCKS
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>>708215865
Absolutely nothing
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all the posts just now. i can't believe we all stayed for this shit...
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>>708215888
TRIPS
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you guys hear that?
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>>708215865
OP's alarm went off. Now he has to get out of bed obviously.
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>>708215911
I'm a skeleton now.
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Am I dead now?
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op dont deliver i guess.
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>>708215891
Click the link in the bottom right corner
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Let's hack Op up the ass
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>>708216038
no link on mobile
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I FUKN STAY AWAKE JUST FOR DIS SHIT
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>>708216038
lol what the fuck is this shit
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>>708216038
what link? There is a box under the numbers. But that just makes the countdown full screen.
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If you refresh the page, it says a bunch of religious/culty bullshit on the page now... Dunno if that's new or what
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>>708216181
Op just creamed in his pants a bit.
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>>708216038
Link for moblefags
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>>708216354
not new. go to bed.
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https://fncd.net/v?id=cR33xOi
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>>708211920
Countdown till op nuts on his own face
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>>708216354
that was there before.
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>>708211920
Countdown until OPs mom wakes up and kicks him out of vagina
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>>708216499
That's the imbed source for the timer
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>>708216599
Just keeping you tards entertained. Not my site though.
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Last time I waited for shit like this I got anti-abortion propaganda so fuck that
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>>708211920
Web designer must have been edgelord teenager cos that shit is whack
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This sucks that nothing fucking happened
Something better have happened on the news tomorrow
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>>708216802
kek
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Strong font choice
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>>708216825
Like the start of a war between U.K. And RU I've been waiting for
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I tried to plow through the prophecy scroll but I just couldn't hack it. These fakers can't ever rival the true batshit quality of the true bible shit like Revelations. So I'm turned on a YouTube video of The Final Countdown by Europe instead. Fuck it I'm going to bed.
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>>708216802
you mean you woke the fuck up

jk, same
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Oops!! haha I was fapping when the trips train called me over. here's your delivery
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Soo much cringe in that prophecy scroll. This has got to be the work of one of your autistic fucks
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WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT.
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fucking wrong screenshot. I feel dumb,
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CROCK OF SHIT
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Well at least we won't see anymore Dak threads anymore thank ducking moot for that I was getting sick of that bullshit
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>>708217194
That's an odd thing to post.
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you can suck my doodle OP
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>>708211920
10-17-16
you fucked up
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>>708211920
I R The Killr O Thrds - this Thrd is kill now
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>>708217325
How the fuck are the people that need to hear this ever going?

Put it into fucking english.

"If the Shepherd calls his Sheep so will they come for they know his voice."

It means intellectuals speak the fucking truth so that stupid people don't become animals and an oppressive majority which only benefit the people that own us like slaves.
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>>708211920
Well?
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When most people think like animals the world becomes a jungle.

ALL and I say ALL of our problems are from a fundamental denial of truth; a crushing of the human spirit; the deprival of what MAKES us people, the power to think.
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A great army came forth from the mother of all territories and from all corners of the Southwest Asia, shouting,
Defiled is our prophet and our God. Their voices echoed across every continent of the earth. I heard the number of the army and its disciples. “Two billion two hundred million” one quarter of the earth’s population.
Swords of fire in hand, they marched to the primal shepherd of Rome, killing in their path, descendants of Isaac and followers of our Lord Jesus the Christ and Savior.
Then I heard a silence in heaven, and the earth of the Pacific Ocean split in three sections causing a great water wave. The first section made its way to the coast crumbling all in its path. I heard a number of souls that were lost. “One hundred thousand, nine thousand”
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>>708218104
I am disappointed.
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>>708218124
This passage actually disproves the scroll because God is perfect and cannot be defiled.
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>>708211920
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>>708218381
The people cannot defile HIM but can defile his name for they have the gift of free will.
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>>708218551
i bet i could defile yo moms tittays
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>>708218819
Too late
>Tit cancer
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>>708218878
yeag and now you know why
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Just 404 alrighty
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>>708212892
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?
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>>708218124
At least it wasn't OVER 9000!!!!!
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>>708219101
i already answered this damn question.. see>>708213355
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>>708219296
O' great Sage, to be or not to be?
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>>708211920
For all the fags that are too pussy to click it, it's just stupid 'lost books of the bible' bullshit.

Nothing of importance is gonna happen
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>>708211920
Have someone clicked that yet?
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>>708219424
well it really depends.. like for instance right now i definitely cant be fucked
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>>708220367
Your wisdom exceeds no bounds Grand Master Sage! One last question from your foolish follower: why did Moot betray us?
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>>708211920
So nothing is going to happen tomorrow.
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>>708220785
maybe moot is inside all of us.. we betrayed ourselves. but he also is probably a faggot jew and we all know how trustworthy they are
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