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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>708194656
>I don't which is why I don't get along with my family ;-;
Holy fuck this is actually sad, I feel for you.
Não mas falo Português.
Claimed
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Nonon is claimed and will Nani all the Sore!
Please stop.
Claimu
>>708195159
Nonsense.
Find qt stock girl.
>Holo is the best
Evening
>>708195429
Uhnff more third regalia
>>708195472
no
>>708195591
whorebo you furry faggot
>>708195387
I take it you like this.
>flat chest?
カラミチーマス
>>708194157
;)
>>708195565
Heya up there Pete!
>>708195698
You have a problem with the Horo?!
Quorra claimed
>>708195776
Flat chest best chest.
>>708195899
>>708195533
Absolutely impossible.
She'd literally have to be Juri incarnate.
The whole reason I'm so in love with her is because she is, in my subjective opinion, absolutely perfect. And no woman I've ever met can come even close to her.
>I came out with a few kinks.
>>708195825
Hiya. I was here the whole time actually, reading, lurking. I am bored and browsing memes.
>tfw when it takes you to change the name of the gif to ThreadPete for people to notice you.
Well have a good day. I'll keep lurking.
what anon waifu would you fuck??
>>708195776
>>708195943
Agreed but I luv legs and garters <3
Wow us weaboos sure are boring!
>>708195664
You like third regalia that much huh? :3
Faggot iPhone
>>708195698
Pls
>>708195892
horo is a whore
>>708196216
klonata is the only right answer
>>708196310
Hmm, yes quite boring.
I do wish someone perfect woukd come on and talk to us about dicks! That would be great!
Preferably a slutty one that truly appreciates out repeated digits!
>>708196216
Why would you ask that.
>>708196120
Settle
Settle for the first girl willing to cosplay her.
>>708196216
shiki~
>>708196369
Anything you want to say?
>>708196454
That doesn't answer the question!
fuck
off
>>708195591
evening
Mai
Mine.
>>708196664
How's it going?
>>708196396
no
>>708196561
yes i have a problem with furry whores
>>708196747
Hi there
>>708196360
Oh senpai it's only the best regalia deserving of such a royal cutes Nani
>>708196369
Sup
>>708196747
Crazy!
>>708196809
aww, that's a shame
>>708195220
just woke up
time to exercise my brain.
>trying to play this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i7qZxICwgQ
>obviously failing
>>708195943
>Flat best
Nah
>>708196747
Nuiiiiiiiiii!!!!! ~
>Luluco <3
The only one with the key to my heart.
kkthxbye
>>708197087
Agreed
>big breast=Best
>>708197025
Oh shit wuddup.
>>708196776
I'm ok now. Seems like I was able to patch things up with someone so dear to me I thought I lost. What about you?
>>708196693
Marie
>>708197025
cc
Fair well thread
>>708196747
Hey Nui!
>>708196950
Hiya Holo!
>>708196923
I see, well this is for you
>>708197025
Hey CC Howve ya been?
Best waifu right here
>>708197025
oh and mandatory cc claim
>brain just starting, dont kill me
>>708197327
failing at playing guitar.
aka nothing much.
wby?
>>708197400
your not leaving on me now are you
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKO!?
>>708197443
sleeping, that's how i have been
>>708197025
Sometimes acoustic a best
https://youtu.be/uSDhVoIsPdU
>>708197443
Anon likey
Anon likey
A. L. I K. E. Y
N
O
N
>>708197331
I am just getting drunk
fall break, so no class!
>>708197443
Evening!
How's it going?
>>708197646
What does cc stand for?
>>708197400
Waste of peepee.
>>708197087
Looks like you're trying to pick on a fight.
Sadly I don't have an equivalent pic of same quality.
Everybody stop talking about me my internet is dying
>>708196556
Even if she had the physical looks down, if she doesn't carry that same wonderfully sadistic/dom personality or something similar, I can't.
I understand that I cannot have everything.
I do not want everything.
But a woman who could emulate my Queen.. I would go to the ends of the Earth for. I would do anything and everything.
>But it's just not possible.
And I already have issues with love as you know.
>>708195943
Although Rem's is normally large, I will still stick with flat.
>>708196225
>
>>708197878
Who are you?
>>708197882
Oh shit
How did the tourney go?
>>708195943
>
>>708197646
Not playing guitar but still failing at basically everything. Same I guess.
>>708197590
Hello Yuuki
So many nice people coming in. But I am afraid I am not gonna stay for long. Sheesh, two more threads maybe.
>>708197878
mai
>>708197646
Sounds like, you've slept. Impressive.
>>708197780
I knew you would!
So what do you guys do to piss off your girlfriend/ wife
I do a bunch of stupid shit.
We went to a restaurant in Edmonton last week and our waitress had a really big bum. So when she was taking my wifes order I started lightly tapping on the table silently singing (just loud enough so the waitress and my wife could hear)
>bum bum bum bum you've got a big bum.... bum bum bum bum...
A few times untill she had taken our orders and left
I
>>708197809
Niice. Those rocks can wait for a while
HOPE
>>708198109
Hello Witch Cult lady who's name escapes me
YOU
DIE
>>708197766
true dat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBff4F5egLc
>>708197809
cock circumference.
im joking, no one knows.
>>708198109
fair nuff.
u planning anything later?
>>708198191
yea... for about 8 hours.
thanks
TOGETHER
>>708198227
>your girlfriend/ wife
WITH
>>708198288
>>708198331
>>708198362
have you heard of the story of retarded garbage vagina?
YOUR
>>708198257
ehhh, i am going to have to spend a bunch of time on the microscope sometime this week, and the GED is wednsday
so still need to rocks
>>708198366
Sounds about right
INTERNET
>>708198191
What a nice poster
>>708197918
So very good to me anon :3
>>708197878
But your digits
>>708197590
Hiya bestie C:
MAI
>>708198317
It is Pete in her body. Basically he can control his "fingers" as he calls them.
>>708198366
Sleep in an hour. Honestly thinking this is gonna be one of those sleepless nights. It is 6:02 am already. I am not feeling it.
>>708198444
I want to hear it again.
Nice trips btw.
>>708198539
Hello qt! How's it going?
>>708198670
Right right, I thought she had a name, but I'm probably wrong.
>>708198539
People should just be nice tbh, hows the laundry coming along?
>>708197918
Details, I personally think that it's not problematic if your waifu looks don't perfectly reflect your ideal woman. It's the personality that counts more.
Welp, not in my case.
>>708198887
No. She is nameless. I wish they gave more plot on Pete. He is the best character in the show.
>>708198578
But I love you Sachii
>>708198227
I burp. My sister in law has a hatred of burping since shes had a kid. And shes the closest thing to a girlfriend in my life. Cooking does that.
>>708198366
Indeed.
https://youtu.be/Lnrcgzf8o3k
>>708198670
there i was, sitting on the bathroom floor spread eagle. uterus hanging out of my vagina, flopping around on the floor. the football players were stepping on my retarded uterus and beating the shit out of me with canned corn in a pillow sack. all of the time making fun of my retardation.
>HUR DUURR DDDUURR HUURRRR DUUR HUURRR
over and over again while stepping on my uterus. then out of no where my mother walks into the bathroom.
Good night
>>708198085
I went 15-2 and placed top 3. I barely lost to a Nash player who went into finals and lost against a Necalli. I got a big "you tried" from a majority of the people there and even more praise for almost winning a big local with a character that's not only been out for 3 months, but who is also bottom 3 on tier lists.
>Juri is considered by pros and scrubs alike to be as bad or difficult to use as FANG, Zangief, or Dhalsim
>Characters that never win tournaments basically
>Well, not since IV
How's the chef life treating you?
>>708199038
Agreed. His VA was superb showing how insane Pete was. I wish we got to see more of him
>>708195943
Alright then, you asked for it.
>
>>708198539
>
>>708198914
I mean, I will make the obvious exception of it's Rem.
>>708199209
Nice stories, but honestly see a therapist.
>>708199283
agree.
>>708198366
Where you tired or just doing so because you could?
>>708199038
Pete looks so sad in that pic...
>>708198894
Just on the comforter laying on my clean sheets and my doggie hopped up on my lap
Today was a good day
>>708198887
Very good hbu?
Sorry to hear about your digits
>>708199500
I have a better one.
>>708198503
now that's commitment
>>708199480
>but honestly see a therapist.
why?
>>708199230
Good night top tier pokéwaifu.
>>708199290
>>708199462
>>708199131
I think we can call it a victory for the DFC.
>>708199480
I can't wait for it's inevitable 2nd season, but who knows when that's gonna happen.
>>708199567
I know, almost quads. Watch anymore SAO II lately?
>>708199608
I don't really have a choice
I have committed to this path and any less will make me fall hard
>>708199567
Aww, what kind of dog?
>>708199582
Flying Pete.
Dancing Pete.
Little Taida of War.
Sad Pete.
Happy Pete.
TAIDA TAIDA TAIDA
>>708199751
Therapists make good friends. You need more people to listen to those stories right?
>>708199771
No Pete definitely.
>>708199462
>
> sometimes saying nothing at all is the most lewd thing you can do ;)
>>708199771
Still on episode 17 I basically have to wait for on demand to update I can't wait for ur waifu to kick that dudes ass. Seeing them get their home back was great
>>708200025
nigger you are crazy if you think i'm going to tell a therapist a bullshit story like that. i'm not trying to get arrested.
>have you ever heard of retarded garbage vagina?
>n n noo i haven't. please don't tell me anon.
>>708199999
THOSE DIGITS!
ANATA WA TAIDA DESU NEE???????!!!
>>708200215
I know, they tease you so much that episode. What service are you using?
>>708199806
That's impressive I wish I could do that
>>708200240
That is what I am trying to make you do:
GO
TO
JAIL
!!!
>>708199999
You dun did it boi
>>708199999
Checked!
>>708198670
eh, dont sleep then, you only really need 6 hours of sleep to function after awakening. though you will need to sleep later in the day if you sleep only 6 hours.
>>708199131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU6ul3XE92U
>>708199500
bit of both.
i was awake for about 18 hours
are these people psychotic or just retarded?
they're talking to anime pictures, get nat geo on this.
>>708200401
It is literally just making a few choices here and there that happen to be good
I have jack shit for work ethic unless I have to
>>708199999
Why do all the cool things happen when I'm in the shower...
>>708200395
Not sure what I can use on my phone now that I have it but I was using on demand but I guess I can use other stuff now haha
>Luluco
>>708200523
Oh? I thought it was good for 4-5 hours of sleep?
>>708200635
Because you are a meany.
>>708200680
It's on Crunchyroll, Netflix, Kissanime, and a bunch of other streaming sites
>>708200743
But I'm not a meany :c
>>708200523
Well then, I'm lucky if I manage to sleep for six.
>>708200635
As Always.
>>708200743
The pete has spoken!
>>708199755
I don't know what that is but I can say Hurrah.
>>708200215
>it's not rape if you like it
>>708200901
Well someone named me a Shitty Memelord in Discord didn't he?
>>708201004
I typed, not spoke. BUT YES I FUCKING DID SPEAK YOU NIGGER RUBY!!
>>708200743
you would only last about 7 hours if you got 4-5 hours sleep
>>708201004
and how long do you stay awake?
>>708200630
Still, it's something I can't do so I have a lot of respect for people who do that
>yeah I'm easily impressed
>>708199999
Fucking wasted get.
>>708201122
>nice dubs
Was not me I swear. Probably some other poor sap called you that you magnificent bastard <3!
>>708201289
I don't count, I kinda just sleep in spurts, an hour or few here or there. Sustained sleep doesn't work that well for me.
>>708201122
Pete, you got dub dubs, quite impressive!
>>708199999
>>708201370
I bet you could if you tried
I don't think anyone 'can't' do something
Hey guys.
>>708199999
>>708201070
Deliciously flat chest.
>>708201122
I just realized that I fucked up that post. Do not look at it. I just called Ryuko Ruby. Do not look. Forget. I need coffee.
>>708201496
I know it wasn't I fucked up the pics. Ruby looks like Ryuko. Ruby is the one who named me. You are not a meany sorry. I need coffee.
>>708201515
Best.
>>708201575
Oh shit its that jew.
>>708201575
Ayylmao
Dibs on the rabbit.
>>708201575
Hello.
>>708201790
GUN! DRIFT THAT CAMEL!
>>708201070
>rape
> it's never been rape with you BB, but when it gets close we'll call it forcey dub time eh?
>>708200862
Thanks I got Crunchyroll on my phone now but used an old card and it worked but not for long maybe they forgot since the last email shit is supposed to be free anyway
>>708200460
>>708201004
You no reply to dogger
>>708201289
Very very sexu <3
I'm making pancakes guys it'll require many attention so I'll be in the next thread
>>708201867
STARLIGHT DRIFTER
>How to drift camel?
Wot
>>708201891
>>708201575
Baww don't be sad ur a best fox cute I gtg tho
>>708201867
Was looking for u all day at least I caught u now
> you
> cute
>>708201553
>I don't think anyone 'can't' do something
Honestly I agree with this, so it feels odd not being able to put that wisdom to use
>>708201515
i used to be like that, i was living a pretty pathetic life.
not to say that you are, but my sleep pattern at the time was due to my depression and multiple other factors that made me just stay in bed with a craptop.
>>708201891
thank you.
could you make me some?
>>708201891
I can get you a 48 hour pass if you want?
>>708202056
Eru!~
>>708199266
Up and down. The uni is going full retard mode today though. Periods of busy followed by periods of nothing. Annoying as hell to deal with. Going home in 20 minutes though. No point to me being here any longer than that.
Sounds pretty damn good, especially since those 'pros' are likely using the meta chars. Im actually taking part in a MWO tournament over the next few months with my unit.
>>708200523
https://youtu.be/mwnoNVOj1Fs
>>708201640
Indeed they are
>>708201891
>it's not rape unless you're raping a person who asked for it
>wait
Anyways. I head to sleep now. Good night all.
>>708202178
Kallen. Eww. Get that redhair bitch out of the pic.
>>708201771
How often does your brain tremble.
>>708201575
Heyo!
>>708201891
>>708200460
Thank you, and Thank Your Dogger. Good luck on pancakes.
>>708202157
Bye!
>>708202178
Yeah I can see what you are saying, any advice?
>>708202288
lovely dub dubs for a lovely teacher, at hopes peak high!
>>708202169
Not a can't, but more of a won't put forward the effort necessary
it does take more effort for some people than others though.
>>708202056
YOU GOTTA PULL ON THE RIB BRAKE! THEN YOU GOTTA SHOVE IT INTO NEUTRAL AND REV IT UP SO IT GOES BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM THEN DROP IT INTO D FOR MAXIMUM RESPECT!
>>708202157
Eh?! Why look for me!? And don't call me cute, it's not true!
>>708202443
A lot. In fact it is right now.
>>708197847
Which means I win :^)
>>708202300
Ay Yuuki ^^
>>708202505
DRIFT THE CAMEL! AAAAAAAA
>>708201004
A different version of that GIF for you.
>Laura.
>>708202659
How goes it?
>>708199755
>Victory for DFC
NEVER
>>708202307
That's good, at least you'll be able to finally relax after such a hectic day.
Yeah, top 5 Are Chun-Li, Ryu, Ken, Necalli and Nash so you're definitely right. There's only a handful of people who are at a professional level with a low tier, or even a mid tier. Tourney play is so full of the top 5 or the top 8 it feels like they're the only characters in the game. Hoping Capcom's balance patches in December make things better for the other 14 characters.
>>708202599
BEAT BACK AT IT WITH THE DUBS!
>>708202842
I am grateful.
has anyone here seen Tower of Druaga?
after all, it is the best anime EVER.
>>708202464
right on, again. Barely surviving appears to be demanding too much effort, so it makes sense that I wouldn't undertake anything
Claimed and captured.
>>708202859
Lol hell ye on the pass boi I'll be in next thread
> Luluco
>>708203171
Are you a cup?
>>708202659
Gun, should I upload some of these vids? I honestly don't know if any of them are really upload worthy...
>>708202307
>green day
well...
time to smoke.
>>708202339
i would if she wasn't layered on top of cc.
>>708202443
if your going through something like i was, get a hobby that involves leaving the house often.
or get a job if you don't have one.
i went with riding my bike everywhere and drawing what ever i thought looked good.
you obviously don't need to do the same but you should take it as an example.
get out more often, eat and drink semi good/good food, and try to just be nice to the locals.
your mood will brighten up quicker than you would think, though i will say that when you get back home you should find something to occupy your attention as your mind will wonder and you can easily go back to this state.
>>708203323
what about you holo? have you seen Tower of Druaga?
>>708202890
This fight is already over.
>>708203440
Never heard of it!
what's it about?
>>708203501
They never stood a chance.
>>708203439
k
>>708203439
thanks for the advice
Sorry for late reply, I was eating.
>>708201771
Oh shit waddup?
>>708201790
Hello Elle.
>>708201860
Hello person I don't recognize.
>>708202157
Bye Lulu.
>>708202443
Hello Band Girl.
What the hell is the DFC
>>708203323
forgive my ignorance but I don't know what this means
>>708203608
it IS the best anime, ever. period. it is about a mysterious tower. that's all i'm saying.
