ITT: Vaguely describe movies in green text, and others try to guess the movie. part 2
>american, hunting another american
>napalm
>jungle
>never get out of the boat
>fuck nearly breaking my back doing dishes
>sells white lady
>money power pussy
>>708183910
Apocalypse now
>>708184054
scarface
>son gets beaten to death
>dad doesn't change at all
>new gang leader is fucking everything up
>gang leader is dead son
>turns out son was brought back because magic
>father and son fight
>son dies again
>>708184225
mang
>RICKY
>>708184088
this
>>708184318
Traler park boys the movie?
>>708184088
>>708184332
yeah I frogot to come up with a new one for new thred
Ijust copied the OP
>big booby girl killed
>flower
>fights for his country
>russian science guys go to medieval planet
>everyone is a shit-eating retard
>can't do anything to help them
>it's hard
>>708184444
checked
>>708184487
Count down to liquor days?
>fish
>kill shark
>brother shark likes shark dick
>>708184622
Shark tail
>>708184591
nope
>Aba Dee Aba Dah
>Grow up in prison
>best friend up to some fishy shit
>bad guy is good guy
>Negro
>Has the glow
>Shonuff
>one-eyed mute kills guys
>escapes
>embarks on a boat with a kid
>indians kill everyone
>cleaning toilets
>horrible chemical accident
>kill bad guys in horrible ways
>yay superhero
>>708184318
Boyz n the hood
>>708184731
You got it.
>baby sitter
>secret agent
>"peter panda"
>>708184318
Boys n The Hood
>bowling
>carpet problem
>rich guy
>ransom note
>2 dudes
>>708184904
yes
>>708184863
the Toxic Avenger
>>708184888
2ez. The Pacifier.
>>708184405
>because otherwise, he wouldn't have guessed it.
>>708184931
big lebowski
>>708184863
toxic avenger
>>708184245
Tupac vs Biggie the full feature length film ™
>>708184931
The Big Lebowski. ez
>>708185037
Yep lol
>>708184987
yep
>be in canoe
>distant sound of banjos
>>708184855
Valhalla Rising?
>>708184855
Valhalla rising
>>708184931
The Big Lebowski
>>708185061
no
>hint: animated movie
>rick and morty
>>708185118
Deliverance
>car explodes in mexico-murica border
>fat detective is an asshole
>>708184931
The big Lebowski
>this country is only suitable for young men
>huge dead fat fuck
>old nigger doesnt want this job anymore
>new fag is hungry for validation
>smart guy kills people
>oh no my wifes head!
>>708185199
Back to the future
>>708185237
thelma & louise ?
>detective
>missing chick
>drown kids
>crazy ppl
>no u
>>708185324
seven
>>708185375
Shutter Island
>>708185324
Se7en
>>708185404
yep
>>708185121
>>708185138
Das it manes. New one:
>fat rich hipster dude has never had to deal with a prolapsed anus
>is bored
>fucks hot girls on his boat
>goes to a bar and pretends to be a nigger
>gives 500 bucks to an indian taxi driver
>endless retarded shenanigans
>nothing really happens
<she can't have orgasm
>unusual anatomy
>clitoris not where it's supposed to be
>finally has orgasm without having sex
>>708185324
Snatch?
>>708185359
Nope. Hint: 50's
>>708185324
Se7en
>>708185324
you couldn't have made that any easier
>>708185352
Yep yep
>>708185542
deep throat
>>708185542
deep throat
>take shrooms
>naked girl comes off book
>pinky her butt
>>708185542
Deep Throat
>>708185542
>>708185693
>>708185676
Get off of 4chan. You're too old to be here.
>>708183910
Matt Daemon steals the eggs
>>708185459
yez
>nazi fucks kidnap young italians
>make them eat shit
>anal sex
>>708185771
To old?
>>708185694
Shrooms?
>powers out
>let's stay in our cabin
>dad kicks the bucket
>I'm keeping the baby
>>708185827
120 days of sodom
>>708185827
SALO
>guy wants to his daughters birthday
>gets not breakfast
>goes nuts
>rookie detective
>lowrider
>shootouts and shady shit
>everybody is a greasy crooked cop
>mexicans
>swiss cheese
>a dirty old slav with a lisp talks about hitchcock and lynch
>>708183910
Apocalypse now
>>708183910
>good looking guy
>evil guy
>not good looking guy
>meth
>amy
>josh peck
>amy
>green dog
>amy
>dea
>amy
>redneck dudes buy cabin
>dumb white kids start dying
>serial killer white boi rape-child
>>708186122
Training day
>Pick dead bodies off road
>bring gift to girlfriend
>has sex
>become irrelevent
>>708183910
Apocalypse now
>Magic tricks
>Prison
>Attack of the clones
>>708186055
>>708186055
falling down
>>708186205
Tucker and Dale!
>ugly prostitute
>lesbian
>serial killer
>>708186385
YEET
>>708185985
>>708186003
Yeah. Edgiest movie ever. New one:
>two faggots and a tranny ride a pink bus in the middle of the desert
>dance with the desert indians
>tranny seduces white old guy
>one of the faggots finds his son and they enjoy their quality father-son bonding time
>>708186393
monster
>>708185945
>lives in a trailer park
>crashes car into city
>fucks girl for first time
>goes to jail
My memory is foggy. That's about how it went.
> 4 boys
> farts
>music
> Canada
> need to find the ______
>>708186393
Identity
>Fake kidnapping gone wrong
>blood has been spilled
>nobody got the ransom money
>>708186483
South Park?
>>708186483
South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut™
>>708186483
SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER
>>708186548
Yup ^^ to easy
>>708186471
Yes
>>708186556
YOU'RE A BONER BITING BASTARD UNCLE FUCKER
>>708186512
Man on Fire
>>708186462
Adventures of priscilla
>Hillary Swank dies at the end
>>708186665
no, that was a real kidnapping
>>708186462
Priscilla, queen of the desert?
>>708186510
Nope
>dead dad
> pickles
> Jews
> magic shoes
>>708186677
Million Dollar Baby
>in an indian village a nigger is born
>takes a bath, turns white
>go to the big city, fucks a terrorist chick, goes live at her flat
>rich fat fuck steals his amulet
>in order to recover it he has to become a trap
>>708186677
Boys don't cry
>>708186231
Now you see it
>Old crazy fireworks motherfucker comes into town
>old fireworks dude invites all of his friends to another of his friend's house
>ROADTRIP!!
>>708186774
Holes?
>>708184826
last dragon
>>708186905
Fellowship of the ring
>>708186512
Horrible bosses 2
>>708186833
yes
>>708186950
Nope (but i see how you got that )
Clue
> dad was alive the whole time
>>708186774
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium?
>>708186694
>>708186668
Yeah. That was kinda easy I guess. Another easy one:
>young girl likes RPG
>david bowie kidnaps her baby brother so she has to rescue him
>her party consists of a hairy troll and a faggot fox knight that rides a shepherd dog
>dance
>>708186483
South park movie 2 ez
>>708187041
close
>>708183910
>be me
>Strong Native American man
>Kid god controls life
>Cowboy ends up being my best pal
>kid god lets me hunt deer in his backyard
>darth vader and T-rex chill with us at one point
Good luck kids
>>708187222
Nope
>tokyo
>gangs
>bombs
>motorcycles
>>708187227
The Labyrinth
>>708187227
Labyrinth
>>708187227
labyrinth
>2fags fight over a grill
> vampire
>where wolf
>>708187294
Black Rain
>>708187435
Underworld?
>>708187294
Akira?
>>708187278
Indian in the cupboard.
>>708187278
Toy story -_-
>>708187435
underworld
>>708187278
Indian in the Cupboard
>pedo leads girl to room under cornfield
>rapes and kills her
>she's in purgatory
>>708187435
Twilight?
>>708187329
>>708187379
Yeah yeah.
>oh man i love me some oil
>jesus fuck i love oil more than i love my son
>a faggot preacher
>>708187618
The Lovely Bones
>>708187571
>-_-
kill yourself tinky winky
>>708187645
Yes
>>708187665
There Will Be Blood
>>708187227
Fucking labyrinth
>>708183910
>>never get out of the boat
>Vaguely describe
using a well known line from a movie is not vaguely describing
>>708187618
That shitty mark wahlburg movie
>>708187689
Damn you got it.
>>708183910
Apocalypse now?
>bee falls in love
>great adventure
> finds out its best for everyone if there are slaves
>I'm a coward
>Guy eats my mates
>Fuck it so will I
>Kill guy and myself
>Redemption
>need parental guidance
>makes bad choices
>skateboarding
>blunt
>party
>im gonna die
>Go to grocery store
>bad weather
>People die
>crazy bitch
>leave
>kill everyone he loves
>it was for nothing
>parents take too many drugs
>Oh hi new friends
>taxidermy on dad
>>708187729
Yeah. Ok, a harder one:
>sailors hate rotten meat
>the staircase is not a safe place for babies
>>708188097
The mist
>>708188097
The mist
>>708187960
Bee movie
>>708188097
The mist!
>>708188097
The Mist
>>708188112
Battleship Potemkin
>>708187974
Ravenous?
>>708188176
Yes
>fucks a pie
>dad goes with it
>awkward conversation
>jew
>>708188097
That ending.
Never understood why he didn't put his head next to one of the others and pull the trigger.
Wouldn't that save a bullet and off them both?
>guy immigrates to America
>kills boss to marry his girlfriend
>best friend marries little sister
>kills best friend
>sister dies
>he dies
>Sister is lost in Japan
>Don't worry I'll be fine
>goes crazy, dies
>sister was fine all along.
>>708188258
Ma nigga!
One of my fav movies
>>708188278
American Pie
>>708188278
Murrucan pie
>>708188329
Scarface
>>708188254
Damn, you're good. Okay:
>slav astrounauts land on alien planet
>some of them die
>the survivors creat a whole fucking tribe based basically on wincest
>fight evil alien zombie hawks
>we are the actual aliens
>>708183910
>scam goes bad
>leave cul-de-sac
>"gonna find brother"
>actually do
>mfw
>>708184789
megamind?
>>708188490
yep
> high dudes follow animals
> kill Bigfoot
> profit?
>>708187002
Yeah...
>typical holiday in eastern europe
>oppressive faggots as for cash
>no nigger
>niggers fight whitey
>guy from braveheart wins
>>708188596
Hostel
>>708188517
Ed, Edd, & Eddy's Big Picture Show
<pro level>
>Brady mom
>lab in party hat, eating pizza
>gets pissed on by kid
>red nose
>alcoholic
>>708188556
Strange Wilderness
>>708188510
solaris
>>708188671
Fuck you guys are good
>>708188404
Yes
>>708186205
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
>>708188644
dubs of correctness are correct
>>708188678
Close but no. Hint: a bit more to the west.
>>708188663
Yep. Pretty easy.
>>708188417
Yeah
>teenager martial arts genius
>also the most convincing trannie you've ever seen
>like, disturbingly convincing
>goes to fight gods because, why not?
>>708188510
either one was a dead giveaway
>>708188348
Hint. She kills herself.
>literal assburgers
>deadly assassin
>>708186483
Clitoris
>>708188832
Shut the fuck up Donnie
>>708183910
> Jeff Goldblum rapes Charles Bronson's wife
>and rapes Bronsons's daughter. Bronson goes
>to Tucson, where Baltar gives him a gun.
>Charles Bronson spends the rest of the movie
>walking around New York shooting and killing
>minorities.
> outcast finds dragon
> wont use it to kill the people that made his life hell wtf dude
>anyways
> dragon is hurt
> dragon is better
>a boy and is dog story with a dragon
>vampire bitch throws up a starburst
>>708189142
Fuck dude. Try a little.
> creep adopts 3 little girls
> bananas
>>708189142
How to train your dragon
>>708189142
Eragon?
>there is a man
>he has a problem
>>708189273
Despicable me
>>708189251
>the guy on the bathroom floor was the bad guy the whole time
>>708189308
Yup
>blind chink find hot female chink
>shes fucked not too good
>blind chink takes care
>brings her a fake mc donalds
>cheap bun with ketchup mc donalds logo
>hot chink female gets bitchy but calms tits
>they dont fuck hes too old fot that shit
>no nigers involved
>>708189273
Despicable me
>>708184826
Green Mile?
>>708189059
deathwish
>>708189059
oops, the first one should be "Jeff Goldblum kills Charles Bronson's wife"
>there is a woman
>she has a problem
>remake
>sjws do casting
>movie ruined so bad even the original became shit
>>708189370
Saw
>>708189363
Yes
>>708189370
Saw
>there is a kid
>the kid has a problem
>>708189522
The shinning
>your city is too dirty. We're bombing it
>there is a dog
>the dog has a problem
>>708189457
Ghostbusters
>>708186183
Kek the good the bad and the ugly?
>there is a cat
>the cat has a problem
>>708185976
The Road?
>>708189591
Cujo
>Found a cure
>Woops that fucked us
>Best friend is killed
>REVENGE
>Shrek
>Romantic comedy set in Seattle
> wedding
> horse
> fish
> baptism
> door closes
>there is a baby
>the baby has a problem
>>708184473
It's Hard To Be A God
>Cat becomes friends with dogs
> mob is involed
> small girl is kidnaped
>Lil bro has cancer
>Older sister takes lil bro to doctor
>Get invited to dinner and to play a fucked up game
>Survive
>Go home lil bro is ded
>>708189611
dubs of correctness are once again correct
I also would have accepted Karate Kid
>there is a alien
>the alien has a problem
>>708189783
Sleepless in Seattle
>>708189805
Trainspotting
>>708189864
Close, the answer is Singles
>>708186512
Big lebowski
>there is a anthropomorphic car
>the anthropomorphic car has a problem
>>708189656
Pet Semetary
>>708189748
kek
>>708189839
Oooo I know this one fuck Ricky from trailer park boys is in it fuck I don't know the name
>>708186512
fargo?
>there is a monster
>the monster has a problem
>there is a person
>the person has a problem
>>708189982
Black Lighting or Herbie or Christine or The Car
I'll go with Christine
>>708189988
>>708189839
Would you rather!!! right?
>>708189982
Kek cars
>>708189815
Yeah man. Good to see such refined taste in /b/. Okay:
>gang leader is kill
>GET TO DA SUBWAY
>rat bastard wants us to play
Allahu akbar
>>708190060
finally yes
>>708185319
no country for old men. kek
>there is a protagonist
>the protagonist has a problem
>niggers everywhere being niggers
>lets clean this place up
>oops, niggers killed us
>>708190164
Yesssss!
>there is a man
>the man has a problem
>>708190217
yes
>>708190064
The Thing
>>708190124
Moon
>>708190257
Yayyyyyyyy!!!
>assassination
>stopped suicide
>suicide to stop assassination
>botched assassination
>suicide
>Has a 20 minute lightsaber duel
>that is mostly talking about feelings.
>>708190174
Warriors
>>708190241
the purge
>>708190241
New Jack City
>Be me
>My friends and I do hoodrat shit to make money
>Some autistic kid wants to join my gang
>Total sperg but he likes me so he can join
>Find out kid totally want to be me and suck my dick
>Call him out for being a faggot
>He starts being even more autistic, but in an asshole way now
>Kid shoots me in the head while I'm doing light housework.
>there is a American
>the American has a problem
>>708189804
C'mon guys, this should be easy
>evolution
>therecanbeonlyone.png
>???
>fetus
> let's do a war movie
> o shit he is gay
> o shit he is on cocaine
> shit this is a real war zone
> shit I killed a panda
>there is a brit
>the brit has a problem
>>708190200
4 Lions
>>708190538
2001?
>>708188510
The time machine?
>>708187278
indian in the cubboard
>who is the traitor?
>skull and bones
>wwii
>cold war
>bay of pigs
>bride gets thrown out a plane
>Documentary about Australia
>mostly car chase
>there is a German
>the German has a problem
>>708190556
Tropic Thunder
>>708190664
Eup
>>708184245
Batman: Under the Red Hood
>VAGUELY
>>708190495
The American
>>708183910
dooms apoc
>there is a mouse
>the mouse has a problem
>>708190645
kek
>at work
>don't wanna be here
>shoe polish
>suck a lot of dicks
>crash funeral
>>708183910
i mean apoc now sorry pretty high
>>708190374
Ja. Okay, obscure experimental avant-garde extreme hard level:
>pick up a flower from the ground
>run after a hooded guy with a mirror for a face
>the phone keeps ringing, the key keeps turning into a knife
>trust nobody, not even yourself
>>708189779
Nobody got this one?
>there is a leading character
>the leading character has a problem
>>708190599
ding ding
> jokes funny
>poor dude
> finds rich chick
> magic stuff X3
>>708190781
Ratatouille
>there is a guy
>the guy has a problem
>>708190785
Stuart Little
>>708190611
No, no. Solaris was a closer guess desu. Okay, hint: Silver. Come on, I'm practically handing it to you at this point.
> The worst Star Trek movie
>russian bastards take over plane
>mole also on board
>think situation is under control
>nope more planes
>now murica planes come
>everyone before me
>murica fuck yea
>>708190661
Downfall?
>>708190538
splice
>>708191001
Star Trek Nemesis?
>there is a Englishman
>the Englishman has a problem
>>708190985
The Transporter
>magic into human world
> horses
> friendship
> fuck I am getting banned from /b
>>708191027
Snakes on a Plane?
>kike
>nigger
>shitskin
>whoop whoop dats da sound of da police
>kike is kill
>there is a Frenchman
>the Frenchman has a problem
>>708191121
The King's Speech
>>708191224
Nah
>>708191098
Yes, but Star Trek V and Beyond get honorable mentions.
>there is a man
>the man has a problem
>>708189804
The godfather
>I didnt do it
>That road isnt a runway you stupid pilots
>Swamp
>Chasey chasey with feds
>Chinese involved
>It was RDJ!
>there is a protagonist
>the protagonist has a problem
>>708191345
fianlly, yes
>>708191244
The Professional
> Dystopian future filmed in North Carolina
>>708189584
The simpsons
>>708191399
Passion of the Christ
>Crossdress
>shrieking violins
>kill bitch
>>708191399
Collateral
>>708190320
Nobody?
>>708191461
Interstellar?
>there is a anthropomorphic animal
>the anthropomorphic animal has a problem
>>708191568
It's a trick question, most or all dystopian future movies are filmed in North Carolina
>stay out
> dick joke
> small man
> save the princess
> she is just like you you green basterd
> misunderstanding
> dragon there to
> green gets the girl
>there is a person
>the person has a problem
>>708191662
My last porn
>>708191521
Psycho
>>708188666
anyone?
>>708191521
Psycho
>borderline retard likes running
other thread couldnt get this somehow
>there is a woman
>the woman has a problem
>>708191662
>>708191737
Mario bros movie
>>708191521
psycho
> The main actress can't act
> but she has big boobs
>>708191662
Zootopia
>>708191838
Nope
>>708189860
Paul
>>708191803
>>708191813
Yeah too fucken easy right? I had to do it because I thought it was hilarious how I thought of describing it
>there is a man
>the man has a problem
>>708191874
Barb Wire
>>708191839
Yea
>car accident
>a fridge is in a coma
>family dies.
>fridge has out-of-body experience
>there is a machine
>the machine has a problem
>>708191937
You?
>>708191897
Did you say zootopia
>>708191874
every porn flick in the last 40 years
>>708191121
X-Men Apocalypse
>>708192006
Wall-I
>there is a child
>the child has a problem
>>708192041
Chappie?
>snek on a stair
>tarantula
>shoplifter
>>708192030
bASSed
>>708192118
who's eating gilbert grape
>>708191367
US Marshals!
>there is a leading protagonist
>the leading protagonist has a problem
>Mom is psycho bitch
>Get abused badly
>Now Im 16 different people all in one
>>708192137
Nick and Judy are so cute
