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4chan Cribs
This is my shithole.
Post your's.
You're a fucking animal. Clean that shit up.
>>708179056
I'm too lazy.
stamp that shithole
i see you play guitar... wheres the fucking instrument.
Probably bait, but if you in fact stamp I gotta say you probably smell like shit. Probably not your fault just the smell of that dumpster has clung to you.
No such thing as being to lazy to clean. You either are a horder or have some other issue stopping you from doing it.
>>708178413
No way this is legit. But, if so kill self.
>>708178413
I suddenly don't feel so bad about my life
http://cluttercleaner.com/hoarder-hotline/
Fuck /b/ro
Here me place
2ch crib
>>708180499
time stamp faggot
lmao mine is much better
just moved into my new place, live in basement.
>>708180546
Confirmed weeb
>>708180608
Lazy. I mean, just look at the file name. Just took it
>>708180643
>my new place
>basement
Rate?
>>708180768
its a house with 3 roomies, i have basement to myself
this thread makes me feel alot better
thanks anon, my rooms pretty fucked up.
>>708180871
wheres the lotion you fuckface.
>>708180947
Every time I fap with lotion I feel friction burns, with dry old hand I don't
>>708180608
No need. Only a 4chan user would take a nice house and put a picture of a fucking children's cartoon character on the wall.
>>708180947
>lotion
real fappers use oils or just dry glide
R8 me
>>708178413
Looks about right for the average /b/tard.
>>708181267
sit next time
#tacobell
>>708180499
I bet those stairs are a pain in the ass
>>708181082
>Viewsonic CRTs
Those things are fucking tanks. +1
My wife's boyfriend's setup
>>708181082
Like weeb NORAD or something...
I approve.
>>708182122
>wife's boyfriend
I dunno if I wanna kno
>>708182122
cuck
>>708178413
>>708182473
>>708181923
Indeed they are
>>708182122
Bait
>>708182403
>>708182438
It's called polyamory. Wife is out with her boyfriend so I have the house to myself and have a 9/10 FWB coming over later. Life is good.
>>708182473
>>708182547
Your calligraphy is a bit shit, anon.
>>708182639
>>708182623
cuck
>>708182623
Touché, cuckold
>>708182623
cuuuuuck
>>708182547
phony
>>708182696
Don't fret, anon. Just keep practicing that shit.
>>708181572
That sir is a nice table
>>708181082
I like the old look
My bedroom
>>708183167
>
>>708182919
>>708182980
>>708182982
I don't know how you could possible oppose having a wife that lets you date, fuck, and just have fun with other girls
>>708182623
Tell us more
>>708183288
Thank you, old bean
>>708182623
>unsure if serious
>or hardcore denial
Also, does her bf live with you guys? And why are you posting pics of his battlestation? Like, do you have anything that's yours alone? Or do you just get your wife's stud's leaving?
>>708183103
looks cold and uncomfortable
>>708182623
>Life is good.
No anon, no it's not
>>708183103
Get out of here, Chad.
>>708183167
>Communist weebs
>>708183103
>Portland nigger detected
>>708180643
>itsatrap.jpg
>>708183442
Why "commit" to a single girl anyway then? Why get "married" in the first place? You're rationalizing a fubar sitch, son.
>>708183713
>JUCHE weebs.
>>708183473
What do do you want to know?
>>708183529
Cause I like his setup. He doesn't live with us. My setup is shit but I can't be bothered to fix it up.
>>708183657
It is.
>>708183850
We're life partners. We will always love each other and be together. We will always have something to fall onto. Our relationship comes first over our relationship with anyone else, but it's still nice to fuck and fall in love with other people.
>>708181267
I guess you live in a shithole
>>708181572
nice chair, is that what you were trying to show us with your intentionally low depth of field?
>>708184108
>He doesn't live with us.
He just has a gaming PC set up in all the houses he visits incase he wants to pop round for a bit of GTA...
>>708184108
>vulgar Mormon detected
Half of the living room
>>708184353
That's at his house, nigga. I didn't take the picture either.
>>708184364
Agnostic
Well about 5 months ago i told you faggets i had the nices Crib on /b
Wow some of you guys are just filthy. My place is just in a disarray because I'm cleaning out my computer stuff.
>>708181572
I like that set up bro.
>>708184108
How old are the four of you?
Here's my desk. It's pretty boring.
also have 2 laptops as well
>>708183103
Homie lives in the corner of a dive bar?
>>708182122
>cuck
buying nvidia, cuck confirmed.
>>708184934
>Not a battlestation thread NewFag
>>708184108
So what you're saying is that your "wife" is really your mom, "her bf" is really your dad, and that station is his.
You're a permavirgin underage b&, and tonight is your parents date night ("GOTTA get away from the kid for a night, he's getting clingy and Oedipal") so you have the house to yourself, and you're gonna use daddy's sweet setup to get on /b/ to fap to 8/10 traps and loli.
Did I read that correctly?
>>708184934
post picture of your room asshole
>>708184287
more to gauge the light while mrs. anon put her slut outfit on
>>708182473
straight outta 1978
>>708184720
>agnostic
>married
What sweet agnostic church do all the poly kids attend?
>>708180546
nice bed
>>708185094
w̵̙̳͉̐ͫ̈́̾͆̈͛͒̑͠h͕̦̘̝͎̘̪̾͊͊̀ͤ͌̂͟ͅo̸̹̯̖̍͗̍̚ ̶̖̐̔͋̀͋̈̍̐̀ȃ̫̝̤̟̥͓̞̺͗ͯ̒͗ͨͫ͢r̴̽ͤ̉̏̈͐҉̷͔̱̦̖e̢̝͙͈̜̗̭͎ͧ̓ͫ͜ ̡̨͖̭̈́ͤ͌̑͊̾͊y̵̪̙̟͎̜͍͐̒̿̉̓ͫͩ̎́̚͜ó̢̪͕̹̥̦̣͙̯ͤ̇ͧ͜͜u̧̨̡̜̼̻̱̫̱̱͕͋̍ ̡̲̗̯͚͕͓ͬ̃̎ͧͮ́ͮc̹̼̻ͩͣ̀ͤͣ͋̌ȧ̶̌̉̔ͧ̊̄͏̯̯̯̹̺͔̖͉l̮͎̝̓̅̇̚̕ͅͅlͯͦ͗̒ͣ̏̊͏̺̥̲̭͉̮̦̬͠i̸̩͗̑̂̀ͦ͗̋͘ǹ͑̏́ͯ͆̎͝͏̠̘̙͎̟͚̥͉̻g̴̴̪̳̗̍̐̉ͪ̊̎̆̉ ̧ͩͧ̔̋̊ͩͤͧ͟͏̞̭̘͎̯n̯̣͙̰͐̋̌͒ͬ̀e̫̝̲̪̠͍͉̊̇ͧ͑̉ͬͅͅw̵̱̻̘̠͖̥̤̼̎̆̅͘f̯̝̫̑̒̏͐̓̓̍ͅą͎̻͍̲ͣ̽̃̒̑̚g͇̥͚̯̼̖̭̒͐̓͒̈́̚,̢̗̪̥̥̥̪͎̹̦̄́͌́͘ ̯̲̩ͩ͗͗ͩ̚ẙ͉̻̊ͫͪ͌̈́̀̀̚͘õ̶̩̥̦̱͔̗̫̳ų͈͚̳͖͇̪̻͈ͣ̄̌ͮͨͯͤ̽̀͟ ̨ͤͬ͌͑̀͏͏̮͚ͅf̹͖͖̒̃ͧ̎́u̺̗̳͚͖̥͇̍̂͒̋̑̽͌͢͝c̍ͮ͌̽̓͆͌ͣ҉̛̪͔͈̤̼̳̦̱̟͞ǩ̥͉͔̀̐͑̐͒͞͞i̵̷̪̤̿͛̉n̴͖̝̹̖̼͆̽̓̈́ͧ̎͘g̸̵̥̩̣͇͉̺̈ͬ͊ͮ͝ ̶̺̬̲͙̫̖̠͖ͯ̓̽ͤͤͭͮ́̚͘r̢͎̝͖͎͙ͯͬ̀̒̄͟e̸̩̖̰͖̻̗͇ͤ̔͛͂ͅd̡̹̹̬̩̙̎͊ͣ̑̍̑̽̃ď̴̫͚̤͕̜̆ì͈̯̽ͫͨt̪̘̰̪̠̺̟̥͌̋ͬͩ͢͠o̸͚ͤ͐ͧ̇̂̀ͦŗ̗̦̥̣͉̘̑͛ͫ̎̏̾͆̃ͅ?̱̳͎͙̝ͣͦ̎͆͠
>>708182623
CUUUUCK
O by the way mate, sex-wise, you're set, but from a relationship standpoint, good luck moving on.
>>708184876
I'm 36
Wife 34
Her boyfriend 35
My FWB 21
>>708185095
Okay
>>708185310
I went to catholic church as a kid although I grew out of it. Was an edgy atheist for a while.
>>708182623
How does his dick taste when you kiss her?
>>708184108
You are a fucking idiot
>>708182623
>9/10 FWB
fat wanking boy?
>>708180546
So you're living in Japan. Are you white and on the JET program?
>>708182623
How is she even your wife, then?
>>708184867
lost my shit when i saw the rolly polly tool box.
>>708185474
>I'm 36
>shes 34
>hes 35
>fwb is 21
>21
Nigga now I know you lyin
>>708185488
I don't really taste anything
>>708185547
And you're close-minded
>>708185622
Friend with benefits
>>708185641
Because I love her and want to be with her for the rest of my life
>>708178413
You may have me beat... and that's saying a lot
>>708185903
Tell me whatever proof you want to see and I shall provide it
>>708185914
has a cumfy feel to it
>>708185906
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>708183167
is that a cup full of piss...?
>>708185991
Post your drivers license and ss#
>>708186070
guilty
>>708185914
my area
sorry for the dark ass pic
>>708180499
I like it.
>>708178413
Timestamp is missing OP.....
>>708185914
Oh, I would love to have a place as nice as that. How you can disrespect yourself so much?
Just moved here
>>708186203
>>708185906
Im not close minded, Im not saying what you're doing is wrong. Im just saying you're an idiot
>>708186377
Living room
>>708186381
>>708186203
>>708185914
Why do people live like this
>>708186381
thats alot of piss why are you so fucking lazy
how are you guys so messy, it takes 1 minute to throw something in the bin and throw it in the dumpster outside
>>708185991
Oh, and a timestamp. Also a link to your Facebook.
>>708186377
>>708186377
Hold the fucking Phone!
We got the Hamburgler up in here
>Stealing Mcdonalds sign?
>>708181267
kek @ the power hose they have just for emergencies like that.
>>708181414
I bet you think all stairs are a pain in the ass.
>>708186381
>>708185264
>1978
Why that year in particular?
>>708186377
>M
Tell me this is bait or just kill yourself right now you retard of a walking billboard
>>708178413
>>708180546
>>708185914
>>708186203
>>708186381
How the fuck do you guys make money?
It looks like you're inside your rooms 24/7.
Honest question.
>>708186586
was fucking drunk and bored. so i decided to take it home. room looked so empty without it...
>>708186381
>piss bottles
well... at least they're sealed. you're still disgusting tho
I would't accept a glass of water out of most of your homes.
Nasty
>>708185080
nVidia > AMD kek.
>>708185058
Cable management for Christ's sake! Holy shit.
>>708186887
I wouldn't offer you one.
>>708186669
>>708186728
dem programz
>>708186377
Did you really steal a McDonald's M!?? How in the fuck did you manage that?
>>708187052
>>708185991
pic of your fuck buddy
>>708186381
>>708186203
How do you guys keep the bugs away???
I'd be scared that roaches or even fruit flies would be setting up shop with all that shit around.
>>708187103
dog is thug/10
>>708186203
At least you've got Coors
>>708181082
>>1998 called.
>>They said you're a cunt.
>>708181923
>be me
>collect some shit to throw out with father while moving to new house
>Go to dump, and need to throw out an old desk. Thing is solid, old school, was from a military academy
>Toss it in the bin, legs first, not a scratch, nothing broke.
>next up the viewsonic CRT monitor
>throw it in the air, lands 12 feet below, screen didn't even break
face when we realized we probably threw out some top quality shit.
>>708178413
>>708187109
Teach me how! I need to do this.
My room won't look like that though.
>>708187383
Kek yeah he ended up being a nice touch there.
This thread made me clean up my room once more
Fucking degenerate animals
>>708187103
kinda cold looking but otherwise best itt
>>708187113
i dont know. i was drunk as fuck and i took it home somehow... as i already had it home, i decided to make it a lamp.
>>708186679
Why are you so nosey?
>>708184108
Enjoy your AIDS.
>>708183442
>not a nigger wannabe
>you are not special
>you are not smarter than everyone
>you are a subhuman animal
>you are a nigger
>don't forget
>>708187479
>get autism
>apply for disserbilerty
>>708183167
>ironic north korea flag and pictures
>tiddy mousepad
>piss glass
>vape rig
>medications on desk
10/10 turbo virgin confirmed
>>708187193
>>708187024
i just moved into this place, this was right after i set up the desk
>>708187659
Cold looking? It's messier than it looks honestly but I do like this place. Just a small but comfy condo.
>>708187748
I do everything ironically
>>708187822
holy cuntshit clean up your trash
>>708187878
in all seriousness, take that north korea stuff down, if you ever take a qt3.14 to your house/apartment and she sees THAT shit she will never come back
>>708187103
why the fuck would you have a tv in your kitchen?
>>708188004
>if you ever take a qt3.14 to your house/apartment
>if you ever
>>708188004
Kek that's not his, he saved it. That pic has circulated around here for years. Would be a good way to see if a bitch had a sense of humour though.
>>708187103
put up some art and or bookshelves to make it more cozy. 7/10
>>708187709
I want to know the significance of 1978, other than China's 'opening up' to the rest of the world following the Third Plenum.
>THE NUMBERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
>>708187871
i just meant in terms of color and lack of anything decorative on the walls. i'd kill for a condo like that tho looks chill as fuck
This shit is great. Holy piss bottles.
>>708185914
Are those all piss bottles?
>>708188004
This --> >>708188167
It would either freak the bitch out, which would save you a lot of time, or it would make her laugh and that's how you find your keeper.
>>708188107
Wat? You looking at my microwave?
>>708185254
> while mrs. anon put her slut outfit on
explain
>>708185914
That is a lot of piss bottles, anon.
>>708185914
you've been in one of these threads before right
>>708186203
I like the piss bottles
>>708182623
Alright Onision
>>708183103
I love the set up
>>708187822
Your bathroom must be spotless.
>>708180901
>3 roomie
Your parents and younger brother, chad who does better than you in every way?
bedroom
>>708180643
Are you building a bed?
>>708187103
Jeez man buy a couple paintings or something, that room looks sadder than my life...
>>708184934
nice t-400
>>708188215
78 was the year that the single child policy was brought in.
>>708180499
Nostalgic
>>708188693
it's literally a bar
>>708187419
>being this new
I mean, it's even a 4chan filename man :( so new
Hi /b/
>>708187676
Tell me more about this anon.
>>708181190
>oils
Topkek kys faggot
>>708188831
were you in a rush to jurk off and dropped your pants right there?
>>708186381
thought i was alone. how many anons use piss bottles?
>>708188004
Implying the cutie will know north korean's flag
>>708185914
Are those circuit boards you're storing in a wet wipe container?
>>708188934
Lucky for me, I'm never having kids.
>>708183103
>all of the vandalism is in chalk
>they give out chalk to encourage people to put artificial, easily cleanable vandalism
>being this fake
>>708189156
Not even at my absolute laziest. Never have. But I've also never not had a bathroom attached to my inner sanctum.
>>708187822
Hello harold
>>708187052
LOL the Raid bug spray instead of cleaning the shit up that causes the bugs. Like spraying perfume on shit. The autism is real.
>>708189426
reverse image search shows some youtube video.
>>708189005
It that soldering station any good? Prices have always seemed too good to be true but it sure is tempting.
>>708188474
yes
>>708189224
Game Boy DMG logic boards
>>708189091
Ask me everything
>>708189705
fucking shershit holmes over here
>>708187748
Clean desk. I'd fuck him.
>>708185906
If you have no problem with your wife receiving pleasure from other men, then you don't love her. She's more of a fwb
>>708189331
Lucky for everyone else too, I'm sure.
>>708189705
Nerd/10
Nice greek vases on the top right though
>>708178413
lol
>>708189705
Fake bitch show us your real lair ogar.
>>708189005
You do some smd rework i see. good man.
>>708189790
Greentext.
>>708189705
looks comfy man
>>708189724
Its a workhorse, fairly inexpensive as well. Havent had any problems with it
>>708183401
I'd be scared of something rattling that plywood wall and all those shotgun shells falling on my head.
>>708187822
Is that a fucking Raspberry PI resting on an dirty glass??!?!
>>708189844
Everybody has their own definition of love.
>>708179834
judging by the wire under the pizza boxes
>>708183401
Definitely the manliest pic yet.
And too neat to qualify as a shithole.
>>708189561
my bathroom is down some stairs and across the hall and i have a weak bladder. bottles get used, i try and tell myself it's good for the environment somehow. but i am lazy
>>708189594
How?
>>708190226
I thought it was a router without casing. Doesn't look like a pi.
>>708182122
hold
the
phone
>my wife's boyfriend's
>>708189108
lol
>>708189844
I'd rather have my wife and her female FWB both suck my dick like they like to do.
>>708190269
>Good for the environment
>using up plastic fucking bottles
>k
>>708189005
How the fuck to use that computer with separate keyboard mouse and monitor location
>>708189705
>photographing your dad's study
Will this faggotry ever end?
>>708187822
>not putting bbq sauce in the fridge
>>708190307
How is your grandmother Harold?
>>708181190
>real fappers
>>708189665
Are you 12?
>>708184108
What if she catches feelings for another guy? She could make an emotional connection with someone and he be way better in bed than you (if she even lets you fuck her)
>>708189665
>>708187744
cozy as fuck
>>708187822
>real life febreze commercial
>>708190194
I have a decent Weller station but I really need to get some air gun station and the weller is starting to fall apart.
Well, I may just get one now.
Thanks.
>>708186464
Autism.
>>708189426
that's your average middle class beardos for you. love to add a little "grime" to their safe spaces but would piss themselves if they'd ever enter a blue collar bar
>>708190594
17, not ashamed of my room. If i like it it goes up on the wall.
>>708190483
We believe you, don't worry.
>>708190752
underage b&
MODS
>>708190504
usually pour it down the drain once i go down and reuse but i get your point
>>708190531
I've got several work stations so i need to move around constantly, I grab they keyboard and just use it on my lap from the desk chair. I do re-work and this stuff needs to move constantly.
>>708187103
Thank Christ someone has a clean setup here
>>708190833
So is most retards on here.
>>708189705
You in Phi theta kappa?
Same
>>708190113
>1990
>some franchise faggots build a mcd
>it sucks, does not taste at all and is dirty
>2009
>literally everyone hates this restaurant so it closes
>me and friend want to break in to find some crazy burger related stuff
>doors closed with big wodden planks, no entry possible
>go drinking
>talk how cool it would be to take that M
>drink more
>go home get a ladder to fullfill that dream
>drink more
>drunk too much
>wake up
>have M outside in my garden
>litterally hung that shit up in the middle of a small city
>litterally only used a pocket knife and a ladder
>wtf.jpg
>actually thought stealing it was a joke
>made best out of the situation
>cleaned it (there was a lot of dirt in there and some fucking bird stored shit in there)
>put into garage
>2016
>i move out
>go into garage find good old M back
>take it with me and make it a lamp
>M weights about 30kg
>M is about 1,30 m in hight
>M is a bit damaged, i think because we had to reach the screws on the backside
>inside of the M is empty because those neon lights broke
>>708190226
It's my router. Roaches made a nest inside the housing so I just threw away the housing so they would leave it alone.
>>708190555
who is this?
>>708189705
MOAR
>>708189005
Here is the desk.
>>708191114
Congratulations on getting scammed.
>>708189775
fucking knew it. are you modding them?
>>708189705
reverse image search people, it's a wallpaper
>>708191294
it's one of those futuristic sideways desks.
>>708183167
you know you would get arrested and put in jail, probably prison, for shoving thumbtacks through a representative of their flag when hanging it on your wall. And that computer better be wiped clean of your presence here or of any kind of pornography in that matter.
>>708191164
Have fun Harold. I will see you soon.
>>708191162
>Roaches made a nest in your router.
Maybe it's a sign.
>>708189109
no i just leave my jeans all over the ground, but i do jerk off at this desk a lot.
>>708187193
please tell me those are full of piss
>>708191162
>Roaches made nest inside
I wonder why?
>>708189331
Same. My Wife agrees.
I'm 46.
>>708190919
What do you do anon?
also
>placing computer near DIY station
30 and living with my dad
>>708191344
Yes. It's easy money and I enjoy it
>>708190752
dumb fuck, lie about your age newfag
>>708186669
>>708186381
Why do these completely trashed places alway involve video games?
>>708191474
Fuck you
>>708191294
libertarianfag spotted
>>708191700
>thank mrs skeletal
>>708178413
Was your picture shaking because you are so overweight you can't hold your fucking breathe for 1 second?
>>708191625
Well based on this post I'm assuming you're underage too and reporting you. Enjoy your month vacation, faggot.
>>708187029
You never deny someone water.
>>708191564
it's a temporary location, that's why you see the Ethernet cable running up to it. considering a wall mount option.
I'm Graphic design by day, computer tech by night.
>>708191576
jesus fuck move out
>>708191164
It's your uncle you little bitch, get off 4chan you're too young to be here
