Ask and be answered
>>708151900
inb4 290 lonely teenage spergs asking:
>doez she liek me?
>will i get laide this year?
>am i gona hav a gf?
>will she hold hands w me after skool?
SPOILER: If you have to ask a random number generator on 4chan if she's into you, she's not fucking into you.
>>708151900
Are you the sacred deer?
Am i going to be with her?
Can i eat you
>>708152317
fuck this deer
WW3?
should i keep trying?
Will trump win?
>>708152359
at least you have 1% chance of fucking a deer
>>708152526
but what
>>708151900
will i get the succ?
k
>>708152558
thanks autistic deer
Is OP a faggot
>>708151900
orange_
>>708152534
Ye ok I guess election isnt really that close yet. But will he win?
>>708151900
gold then_
>>708152647
aw shit
Should I kill myself?
>>708152680
rollll
>>708152702
Yeah I know right. I'm too awesome to do that.
>>708151900
Will your mother die in her sleeps tonight ?
Should i fuck a cow?
>>708152751
Yes indeed. I'm glad we think alike, deer friend.
Snow tomorrow ?
>>708151900
Should I leave 4chan?
>>708152942
rerolling for this guy
>>708152966
But he has to kill himself as well.
am i a faggot?
>>708152966
Well fuck you too
Should I just do that?
>>708151900
Does she really love me?
>>708153015
Because he is too fat.
will i die if i fuck a chipmunk with testicular cancer?
>>708151900
>>708153063
Again...
Should i get some taco bell?
>>708151900
will I get my car tomorrow ?
>>708151900
am i gay?
Was I a mistake
>>708153150
that's what the car dealer said.
Will i become a millionaire?
>>708153063
She loves him but has been fucking tons of other guys right?
Is it gonna happen?
Rolling again.
am i gay ?
>>708153290
rerolling to see if she's been fucking tons of guys
>>708151900
Will I be successful in life?
Should I eat pizza later?
>>708153375
She is too fat to get any dick?
>>708151900
Fuck dude, can I get a nice bf?
>>708153390
Rolling again
>>708153435
I weigh like 122 pounds though.
>>708153394
Will this guy get cum on his pizza?
>>708153475
Okay, what if I lost some weight.
>>708153435
Damn
>>708153502
What about spit?
>>708153520
What if I lost weight? At that point I'd be a skeleton.
Come on, Deer faggot.
>>708153576
But?
Fuck.
>>708151900
is it too late ?
>>708153523
TITS OR GTFO
>>708153271
thanks deer. Will I get some refund for the time I lost ?
>>708153672
Is it WAAAAY too late for this anon?
>>708153721
But will he also get dick up his ass?
>>708153823
>>708153721
Sounds like ur getting raped later m8
>>708151900
Is she horny?
>>708151900
Have i fucked up yesterday?
>>708151900
Will my dandruff ever go away
Does anyone love me?
>>708153932
But everyone still hates him, right?
>>708151900
Is OP a fag?
>>708153962
Does everyone hate him?
>>708153933
rr because my head is like an ATM except with skin flakes
>>708151900
is Hillary the devil incarnate?
Will my gf leave me?
>>708151900
Will I ever have friends?
>>708154146
Is his gf fucking other guys behind this dude's back?
>>708154092
time to become an hero
>>708154192
So just sucking them off then?
am i gay
doez she liek me?
>>708154160
Re-roll.
>>708151900
will Trump win??
Will I ever ACTUALLY be happy?
Not by overdosing on Zoloft and Lexapro to try and feel again.
>>708151900
Will I become succesfull at it
>>708154160
Reroll
WILL SARAH EVER LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE HER?
Are you gay.
Was it my fault?
Do you like turnips?
>>708154286
But it's because he will get raped daily for the next decade and it will teach him to appreciate the little things in life when it stops?
>>708154322
Nigger fuck u i done rerolled.
>>708151900
Will tomorrow bè a good day
Do I have a purpose for living
Besides being a waste of space and time
>>708154286
But what God dammit. I've tried to kill myself 4 times and failed liked a god damn loser. My girlfriend left me because I can't open up and I can't accept myself.
Is my boyfriend cheating on me?
>>708154444
lol will this anon ever get quads again?
>>708151900
will this post get dubs??
spoiler:of course it will
>>708151900
Will i get a test
>>708151900
Will I get an A tomorrow
Don't troll me you deer, will she love me or not. Pls
>>708153891
deer is drunk
>>708154521
Has her boyfriend caught HIV after cheating and infected her with it?
Also tits or gtfo you slut
>>708151900
Will I get a hot girlfriend this month?
>>708154490
Reroll
Also guessing it lands on 7
>>708151900
Is she pregnant
>>708154613
Will this anon get pussy ever?
>>708154523
Damn I didn't notice. I never rolled quads before.
Today will be a good day.
>>708154684
Has she got aids?
>>708154505
I am too fat. 5'7" 110 lb.
>>708154613
YES IT DOES YOU PRICK I WANNA KNOW REROLL
>>708151900
Will i get interrogated
>>708154687
YES I WILL FAGGOT CUM ON ME BRO
>>708151900
You know it.
>>708154802
Chill the fuck out
Will I?
>>708154734
Oh, ok, I'm sorry.
>>708154802
Will this anon get buttraped by donkeys?
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
>>708151900
I'll win the lottery?
>>708154849
I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK FAGGOT
>>708151900
>I tried so hard
>And got so far
>But in the end
>It doesn't even matter
>I had to fall
>To lose it all
>But in the end
>It doesn't even matter
or does it, sacred deer?
I don't want a relationship, do I?
>>708154936
But they will all be kind and take turns in an orderly fashion?
>>708154985
DO IT FAGGOT. SUCK IT.
Should i actually give a shit?
>>708155043
OK WHERE DO YOU LIVE LEMME SUCK THAT HORSE COCK GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS.
>>708154802
Looks like you're getting buttraped by donkeys, anon. But at least they will be nice and only fuck you one at a time.
>>708154936
>>708155028
>>708155160
742 evergreen terrace.
>>708155160
Has this anon got herpes?
will i die a virgin?
My life sucks
>>708155359
fuck yeah
>>708155359
Will this anon get raped by a nigger and then die?
>>708155386
But what
>>708155359
>>708155412
Well, looks like you won't die a virgin m8 >>708155431
>>708155260
HAHA JOKES ON YOU I LOOKED IT UP AND ITS THE SIMPSONS HOUSE GIT GOOD
>>708155195
YAY ^^
Spell icup nigga
>>708155519
ih cuh uh puh
>>708155490
LMAO, YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED IT UP. YOU LOSER.
>>708151900
Should I keep watching the ghost stories dub instead of updating my resume?
>>708155160
*pounces on you and notices your bulge* OwO what's this...?
>>708155633
Should this anon kill himself because he is a failure?
>>708155615
FIGHT ME AND STICK YOUR COCK IN MY ASSHOLE DADDY
>>708151900
Can I draw porn of the deer?
>>708155770
What a gay boy
Will I get into uni for my course
>>708155683
I'M HARD FaGGOT LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK
>>708155770
FUCKING CUNT, ILL SHOW YOU HOW A REAL MAN FUCKS.
>>708155817
Motherfucker
Re roll
>>708155817
DISOBEY THE DEER. DO IT.
Does she want to date?
>>708155824
woah bro I'm not fucking gay bro why would you say that
>>708155912
Is this anon a gay boy?
>>708155858
YEAH FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>708155977
see, dubs never lie
>>708156019
Has this anon got a little willy?
>>708156073
Do dubs ever lie?
>>708156097
>>708156147
get rekt m80s
>>708156198
Does this anon have an mlp dildo collection?
>>708156019
GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS INSTEAD, ILL REKT YOUR ASSHOLE.
Is chubby hotter than thinspo?
Should I try to get that pussy?
>>708156324
I'm chill. Does he?
>>708155901
>>708151900
Should I kill myself
>>708156379
tru
should i message him today?
>>708156332
31 Spooner Street
>>708156411
oh deer
>>708151900
is all this bullshit??
>>708156463
nice. you got me back.
>>708156405
I'm too fat to own a mlp dildo collection
Do I have a chance?
>>708156556
o_^
>>708156600
This means he is also too fat to get laid right?
>>708151900
will my wrist ever heal?
>>708156681
Will his wrist ever be inside a man's butthole?
>>708156671
LET ME REKT YOUR ASS,BOYO
Will I get I girlfriend soon?
>>708156679
99 out of 100 girls will get laid with me
>>708156831
Will she be a fat drag queen?
>>708156822
OK DAD
Is Aurora ever truly going to be willing to commit to me?
>>708151900
should i make the move on my milfy married coworker
Does she want to meet with him tomorrow?
>>708151900
Will I be good at my new job?
>>708156929
Will she commit to other men? Lots and lots of other men?
Will I have to take driving classes this week
>>708156906
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>708151900
is it time to end it?
>>708156962
this hurts me inside. should i at least try to get to second base with her? no fucking tho
does she love me?
Will the next snap she sends be nudes oh mighty conshell
>>708157020
Ok what about now
>>708151900
should i tell him?
>>708157024
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>708157065
Doesn't answer
>>708157049
Does she get railed by other guys every night?
Will vivian be mine
>>708157102
OH YEAH MR KRABS.
>>708157122
Every other night?
>>708157049
fuck :(
>>708156962
should i forgive the other milfy coworker that wanted to fuck but had something to do that night with her daughter, that is my same age?
Does my favorite meme like me too
>>708151900
Will I ever get the body I want?
>>708157183
christ all mighty. finally, will the would be milf if her husband wasnt such a tool fuck me if i put the moves on her at the christmas party? or any time at the office for that matter
>>708157151
Is this man a gigantic faggot?
>>708157265
lolrekt
>>708157283
can i still flirt with them and pretend like i have a shot?
>if 3 again im shooting myself on cam tomorrow
Is my consciousness powerful enough to alter the world around me?
>>708157359
rerolling for this anon, 3 get
>>708157289
nah, im just shitposting.
Will I get laid tonight
>>708151900
was she actually busy
>>708157458
busy getting fucked by another guy?
>>708157524
I'm chill. Was she?
Do you tell the truth?
Grill with same name as me, she like ye?
>>708151900
will my business proyect be profitable within 3 months.?
>>708151900
Why do i have to ask something?
>>708151900
Did Hitler do nothing wrong?
>>708157576
but it'll never work ye?
Bin ich zu dumm für das studium?
>>708157669
reroll
>>708157709
omg reroll
should i quit my job?
>>708157432
I'm the guy that started this gay conversation, and I'm completely straight.
am I going to fuck her?
Will i Ever get a girlfriend who's attractive?
>>708157741
Bist du bestimmt nicht!
Should I move on?
Will I ever find a great paying job before i turn 20
Should I stop smoking weed?
I'll ask again- Will I get a hot girlfriend this month?
>>708157980
k reroll
Will I ever find a great paying job before I turn 20?
>>708151900
Am I going to find someone who will let me try all my kinks?
Will I fuck a girl this week?
>>708157994
I'm chilled. Reroll
>>708157878
Das magische Rentier sagt da leider etwas anderes ...
Aber danke für die netten worte
>>708158061
nice
will i eat her ass
>>708158062
Fuck
>>708151900
Is my little cousin going to be ok?
>>708151900
Could I have gotten away with it?
Will I ever grow taller?
Will it work
Will I fuck her
>>708158188
lucky you
>>708151900
is it time for a gf again?
>>708158021
Yes...
>>708151900
If I canoe my diggeridoo will it film flam my alikazam?
>>708158244
hehe