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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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I'll start
>I have a job and I'm educated
dindu nuffin
>>708133741
One of those 2 statements is a lie.
>>708133741
I'm posting in this thread instead of having sex with a white woman.
>>708133741
I don't live in USA
I know who my father is.
I go back to school shopping at gun shops
>>708133837
Confirmed butthurt/jealous ETHNIC SCUM
I love being cucked
>>708133741
I use my one black friend as an example of how I'm not racist
I eat fried chicken with a knife and fork
>>708133951
Jesus fuck didn't take long to get you triggered you fucking pussy.
I know table manners
>>708133741
Op your a liar piece of shit get back to begging for money in the Coner of the freeway exits stupid fuck.
I'm not white
I think its hilarious... this is the second guy I know who's picture is a meme.... lol!!!
I own a boat.
>>708133741
I only eat KFC on Good Friday
I read books as a hobby.
>>708133741
I have a 401(k) a roth IRA and a standard brokerage account
>>708133837
Kek
>>708133741
I have job, im know who is my father and I'm not a fat americunt negro
I have an investment account that was left to me by my parents and I've grown it's profit.
>>708133741
i hate mexicans
>>708134110
>>708134153
confirmed niggers
I'm planning on retaking the holy land.
>>708134346
>I've grown it's profit.
nigger please
>>708134427
Says the cucked loving fagget
I have a dad
>>708133741
MAGA
Deport all
>Niggers
>Spics
>Fags
>Muslims
I fucking hate black women, but I would dominate one to remind myself of the true order of the world.
>>708133741
I bought a gun to kill everyone in my school and I am serial killer too
>>708134505
Jerusalem belongs to the christians!
i pay taxes
I can actually get a qt asian gf
>>708134754
It begins
>>708133741
I have no money, no job, but I love me some vidya games
i have 2 parents
Ooga! OOGGA BOOGA! Woogie boogie click click fugg nigga poppin caps!
Im not in jail, and i have wifi conection
>>708134836
True dat. Asians sure are repulsed by those nig nogs.
I first smoked weed when I was 15
>>708134861
>>708133741
I work for a bank.
>>708134836
Asians are fucking ugly and they smell like rotten fish, I hope you're not pic related because you can actually do a lot better.
>>708135069
>i have 2 parents
Everyone on earth has 2 parents nigger
>>708133741
I'm studying for my Masters degree, I'm in good terms with my dad (we do downhill and go to gym together) and my girlfriend is a cute traditionalist european chick
>>708133741
someone has stollen my bike
>>708133741
This is prove you're white.
not prove that you're not black.
>>708135385
>>708135494
You actually sound like a complete douchebag.
>>708135495
>stollen
Nigger alert.
>>708135549
>This is prove
>not prove.
>>708135551
I'm on /b/. Do you really need more proof than that?
For me everyday is Sunday
>>708133741
I have a 401k and I just had lunch with my dad
>>708135699
>>708135549
>prove
gtfo my thread cotton picker
two college degrees
own my own home
own my own car
mountains of fucking debt
still have 800 credit score
>>708135751
>>708133741
i am emo
>>708135600
Google translator alert*
>>708135564
yeah, I might sound, but I;m actually not. I don't go out that often, don't have many friends and don;t speak very much. You might say i;m a bit autistic tbqh
>>708135751
>>708135780
I use my inside voice
i´m not in jail
>>708135824
>>708135881
Deus Vult
>>708133741
I have a black girlfriend
>>708135398
Poor quality b8
>>708135933
>>708135824
>>708135824
Topkek! That fucking made me loose hard
>>708134836
You may be white, but you're fucking disgusting
>>708135978
>>708135751
Im not a nigger 'cause DEUS VULT
Ive never been arrested
I've never done drugs
I pay more into taxes than I take out
I can tie a noose.
>>708135824
these are quite good tbh
>>708136041
>>708136018
>>708136081
I'm not a Saracen or a Moore, so DEUS VULT
>>708136122
>>708133741
I don't hate police.
I'm racist as fuck, but I don't tell anyone, and I support civil rights and liberal politics. I think black people should have equal opportunity and extra help, but I do think they're statistically inferior in all kinds of intelligence except for the kind that deals with how to get government benefits.
>>708133741
I don't get a sure thing in jobs or scholarships for my race and society looks at me like a racist faggot
on sundays i only eat at dennys and say hi to everybody there, mean time my inside voice says.....mine is bigger than yours.....
I like this thread
Deus Vult
>>708136165
>>708133741
Don't support Jews or Israel
Never dated nignog
Have a salary paying job
Starting a business
Know both my parents
Know my family tree, heritage, and crest
Not on foodstamps
Don't have a litter of bastard crotchfruit driving me further into debt
Know the value of a dollar
Blue eyes, lovely gravely voice, magnificent beard that doesn't look like brillo-pad tier pubes growing from my face
Raised military and conservative
Know how to handle my shit
Don't live next to niggers
>>708136199
>>708136210
>>708136252
>>708136130
Jesus was black you thundercunt
>>708135184
Is this a picture of a black woman giving birth to a child?
>themiracleofchildbirth.jpg
>>708136287
I like comedians whose jokes are not about being black
>>708133741
shiiiiieeeeet
>>708136301
>>708133913
Alright Luke we get it
>>708133741
I like to fuck my cousins and my pets
>>708135184
hmmm
>>708133924
Seriously. Why do white people always wear camouflage
>>708136176
samefag here. Also, I never say nigger, and I never promote racism, but it does piss me off to see white girls fucking black guys. It makes me think they're inferior, but it's kind of okay because it makes black people a little smarter, and it keeps the really stupid chicks from reproducing in the white world.
>>708135751
deus vult
>>708136301
no he wasn't
>>708134836
Is the asian gf on the left or right I can't tell
I can say "thanks for the warning, officer," and "What's up dad, wanna get some pizza?"
>>708133741
I bought my gun instead of stealing it.
>>708133741
>my penis is very average
>i have no criminal record
>i suck at basketball
>>708133741
I'm from rural England.
>>708136301
Jesus was a first century Judean, not a sub-saharan monkey.
>>708133741
>Educated
>Has to work for a living
Pick one
I'm racist
sure is a lot of white knights in this thread
>>708135396
So you're Asian?
>>708133741
I have children that a care for and support financially, emotionally and developmentally
>>708136496
You've definitely proven you're white by believing in Jesus.
>>708136506
make your own thread and dump everything faggot, I need all your collection
>>708136561
Show tits.
>>708135751
DEUS VULT
>>708133741
So are hindus and chinese people so you prooved nutting
>>708134000
Fucking too real for me man
>>708135396
fuckin' Jew
on sundays i only eat at dennys and say hi to everybody there, mean time my inside voice says.....mine is bigger than yours.....
>>708136301
How many white people are from north africa?
>>708134256
no you don't
>>708136600
joke's on you i have nothing left
>>708136301
hol up WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIET
>>708133741
im voting trump
>>708134528
hahahahahahaha
>>708136600
Don't you even DEUS VULT peasant?
>>708134659
No you wouldn't, You're intimidated by women in general let alone a black woman.
Might not prove you're white but it proves you're not black.
>>708136588
I should have said the putative Jesus would have been a first century Judean. Also, I am white because I know what putative means and use it.
>>708133741
I paid money for my bike.
I knew my father.
I have been employed all my life.
I have an education.
I wash.
I only have one girlfriend.
I can read and write,
I have never been to prison.
I own my own home.
I have no STDs.
I speak clear comprehensible English.
I eat foods other than watermelon and fried chicken.
I have all my own teeth.
I don't use drugs.
>feelsgoodman
>>708133741
>I'm educated
Lives in america
Is racist
Kek
>>708135751
Deus vult!
>>708136510
>implying niggers are not massively racist
>>708133741
My penis is average sized or less.
>>708136301
nice joke
he was actually from the russian region
>>708133741
I got a job in the public sector because of my own merits, not an equality scheme.
I had casserole for dinner last night with my family
>>708136733
you have dissapointed me anon
I can ask someone a question, without bringing into question if there is a tool for chopping wood being part of the subject matter.
ex: "I axed Jerome how long he been knowin' her"
Went grocery shopping last night. Paid cash.
>>708135763
anything to make yourself look good to total fucking strangers you'll never meet eh?
>>708137094
>jesus
>russian
>>708134836
Dont know how some of you faggots obsess over fucken chink women their all flat af same with their face i'd even put black women over asian women anyday
>>708137176
I didn't Deus Vult hard enough and for that i am sorry
>>708133862
Chinese, mexican, or sand nigger?
I'm voting for Trump
I voted Brexit
>>708137279
>make yourself look good to total fucking strangers you'll never meet
Total fucking strangers you don't meet can look at you and see your college degrees, credit score, debt, house, and cars!
>Anon is retarded.
>>708137315
>>708133741
I'm racist and felt that I had to prove myself in this thread because I feel like a victim.
>>708133741
i have never ate at kfc my whole life
>>708137315
I support this point of view
pic related, this faggot gave in
>>708137746
that just means you're a poor redneck
>>708133741
I have a small penis
>>708133837
>>708134553
>>708134720
>>708135396
>>708135950
>>708136301
I wonder who's behind these posts...
>>708134836
She's cute
>>708137742
cuck
>>708133741
My parents are still married, even if they don't love each other.
I know exactly what to say when "Sweet Caroline" comes on.
I make fun of people's bad English in spite of myself not knowing more than one language.
When I meet someone new, I ask them a question based on their stereotype. (ex. tall guy: "Do you play basketball?" Asian guy: "Are you from China?" Black guy: "Yo wassup homie G?")
My favorite black guy is Uncle Ruckus.
I want to make America great again
I don't own a pair of timberlands
I tried to shoot up my school with my dads easy to reach gun
>>708133741
I was denied a job because the employer was specifically, and publicly, rejecting my race and gender for employment.
5+2=7
good enough?
WER BIST DU?
Hitler was misunderstood
>>708133741
My grandfather was an SS general.
>>708134836
Pewdiepie in a hamburger sweater
>>708137746
You have never EATEN at KFC, you fucking chink.
>>708133741
I have a dad
I purchased my bicycle
>>708133741
I'm watching baseball playoffs right now instead of NFL, because my dad taught me about baseball.
>>708133741
Jews are white
>mfw i see possibility of financial profit
>>708133741
>i drink starbucks
>i love fall
>i watch soccer/football
>i drink lemon beer
>also kale
I hate watermelon
>>708134000
Trips of thruth
>>708137279
>implying debt is good
>implying your not a job loss away from a total fucking meltdown and bankruptcy
>implying a credit score is gone and isnt good for getting yourself in more debt.
I have some arms at my house, I think it's enough
![4753027-6360674709-he%2527[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cgeXMsW.jpg "4753027-6360674709-he%2527[1].jpg")
>>708136504
>>708139245
Some..what?
Don't you mean Guns?
>Arms?
>>708133807
Still white even so
>>708133741
I can swim, My children know me, My credit scores are over 800
I dont miss school
![600x39943[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kodNTS8.jpg "600x39943[1].jpg")
>>708135763
>thinks owning material shit like a house and a car while he still has to work for a living is good
Just LOL
I've fucked a vagankle, nothing says white more than that
I pay my bills
>>708133741
never been to prison
>>708137865
Zuckerberg looks in the mirror every day at what his face looks like, so he knows he doesn't deserve better than an ugly asian.
>>708135184
I have a 6 inch dick
I am a medstudentfag.
I play the piano.
I have an IQ of 137+.
I know my father.
I think kfc is mediocre.
I study at Starbucksâ„¢ while drinking coffee.
I can get a job easily, but my studies are more important at the moment.
I am not white though, I am Caucasian by definition, but not white.
Mfw I'm a sandnigger.
>>708133741
Hello. I am going to vote for Hillary Clinton and she is going to win the Election.
>>708137937
it means that i'm not an obese basketball throwing gun shooting uneducated nigger.
>>708139760
>for someone worth more than 2 fucking billion dollars, the face isn't an issue.
He could have the most glamorous playboy model, or any top A lister from hollywood at his doorstep to lick his cock anyday.
>>708139891
I am a medstudentfag.
I play the piano.
I have an IQ of 137+.
I know my father.
I think kfc is mediocre.
I study at Starbucksâ„¢ while drinking coffee.
I can get a job easily, but my studies are more important at the moment.
I am not white though, I am Caucasian by definition, but not white.
Mfw I'm a sandnigger.
Enjoy working for a living........wagecuck
>>708133741
Am white. Don't have to prove anything, nigger.
>>708140003
doctors don't earn wages mommysbasementfaggot
>>708139891
You don't have respect here, gtfo nigger
>>708139891
>>708140151
And what are you doing with your life to deserve respect?
>>708139598
At least I'm not a nigger
>three or four of you will get this
cyka blyat cheeki breeki mdavka cxaxaxaa
>>708140300
go fuck yourself
not giving respect is not demanding respect, you fucking nog.
i'm libertarian
>>708140428
Strange loops.
I jack off to tranny porn.
"the N word"
>>708140300
>>708139966
It doesn't matter what he could have at his doorstep. He still has to get up every day and face the fact that he looks like that, and there is nothing he can do about it.
>>708140143
Doctor's have to work to make money...........you're still in denial that you're going to have to do work every day in order to have money
>>708140617
which is no way related to what I initially said, he is ugly but he could have chosen a fucking hot wife which he didnt
>>708140428
lol, no black person has ever read that. hahahaha
>>708140748
He could have ten hot wives..........he still has to be ugly his whole life
>>708140143
>>708134036
Kek both sides can be pussies
>>708140428
i've seen this before. but i can't recall where
I understand that nothing is "free" and the Government doesn't pull free shit out of a magic gift bag!
>>708133741
>metalhead and registered libertarian.
>>708133741
I'm not American
>>708133741
I have a father.
>Attacked by black person
>got called racist
I have a video of myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBTYmcbZMRI
>>708133741
Vanilla Ice was the best rapper ever.
I heard a nice piece on NPR about this
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>>708141091
Except the government gives free handouts to the wealthy, then teach you to blame the poor for having nothing. Brainwashed cuck.
>From Northern Wisconsin
i do not complain that i deserve a bigger welfare check
>>708133741
i'm in law school and my father is paying for it
>>708141342
You are too old for 4chan, Dad. Log off or I'm telling mom.
I argue with people on a Bolivian goat herding forum
>>708133741
i have afroamerican roots
>>708133741
I know who Plato is
when the engine in my car sounds bad I spend money to get it fixed instead of blowing money on a louder car stereo
>>708133741
>privledge got me where I am today
It definitely wasn't my hard work, striving for good grades, good communication skills, friendly disposition, good attitude, lots of effort, always trying to make a better life for myself and thinking about my future, and not breaking any laws
Im married, have a good job, have a good life purely because i'm white
>>708141747
Damn i love Plato. He's a great dog.
>>708133741
I have car insurance and my driver's license is not suspended
>>708135751
Deus Vult
>>708141847
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA
Related.
>>708133741
I pronounce "quesadilla" with both L's
Tfw hispanic, but don't speak spanish or even really care for hispanic culture.
Tfw can't be white, don't want to be hispanic.
What should i do with my life?
I went to church today.
I understand that blaming others for my problems doesn't improve or solve my situation.
I fuck a white girl daily, and she says im the largest she had.
alright well I have this:
this girl I was with just came out about talking to skinheads and being interested in the culture and ideologies. Saying things like "i Could never be with anyone who wasn't white"
I ask "what about me? I'm mixed with mexican/spanish/german/irish"
to which she says "well you're white. I mean, white enough to me, you look white so it's good enough"
so there
I've paid for all of my things.
>>708142372
If you have to talk about something, then it must be a big deal to you.
>>708140003
>working for a living
Where is the fault in that? Do you collect stamps?
>>708142194
Act like a nigger, being white is shit boring.
>>708142505
So has everyone else. You're not special.
>>708142526
Jelly white boy?
>>708133741
I got pulled over for speeding and got let off with a warning
>>708133741
I wear camo everday and im a roofer
I know that slavery has happened in other countries and to different races!
I constantly insert myself into discussions of racism to make sure my voice is hears loudest!
I LOVE NICKELBACK
>>708133741
>I go to MIT for biomechanical engineering.
>>708133741
I've been accepted at 75% of the jobs I've applied for.
>>708142832
not only white but redneck
>>708133741
I complain about normal daily things
>>708143120
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH I ALSO LOVE GREEN DAY
>>708142529
You can't be serious? You see nothing wrong with trading your time for money, when the most important thing you have in this short human life is time?
Did you ever stop to consider that you can have just as much money, if not more, without having to give up your time to have it?
People who never stop to consider this possibility do so because everyone they know in their life has to work for a living, and they don't want to do anything different than what everyone around them is doing, and they wouldn't be able to just "fit in" anymore.
>>708142993
Enjoy working for a living after you graduate. You'll spend your whole life trading time for money.
>>708140428
da fuq are you doing on /b/?
>>708142832
The question was prove you're white, not prove you are gay, faggot
>>708143278
Nice edge friendo, I'll enjoy it because it'll be my ticket to Mars alongside my 2000 logged flight hours.
I gots a job n' shit. I educated as a mutherfucker
>>708143362
Haha nigger I found you!
>>708143451
We wuz kangz n shit!
I am running Linux.
>>708133741
i bought my bike from a shop
>>708143537
He said white, not transparent.
>>708133741
i have not left my gf when our daughter was born
I have a licence for my guns and have never used them to rob a liquor store.
>>708143489
Cracker ass /pol/ nigguh.
>>708143363
Why are you constantly giving your resume to people? Who are you trying to prove something to?
>>708143627
>Had a kid while he still has to work for a living.
>>708133741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGDxtpsGghw
>>708143723
I'm not even touching my resume faggot. Just telling you I'm not becoming a slave engineer locked in some lab, but leading the frontier of mankind while you collect neetbucks.
I really, really like the banana meme.
>>708144042
Cancer doesn't have a skin color faggot.
>>708133741
>I'm not afraid of job application forms
I love jerking off to furry cartoons
I'm Scottish,ginger,really depressed and vegan
that is white as fuck
and i love Erick Satie
>>708135780
Nobis*
Fucking Muslim
>>708133741
My dick size is average and I don't exclusively eat bananas.
My daughter's friends always come over for pool parties and sleepovers
>>708133741
im a member of the kkk and support god king Trump
>>708144358
weeb
I am very insecure and it makes me feel a lot better to post in threads like this. I have a small dick and a superiority conflict.
>>708143194
What do you define as working for a living? Blue collar shit?
>>708145023
that just proves you have a nice house and that you're a pedo
>>708143723
I'm a different anon
We don't have to like the system, but we can still excel and do amazing things with it
>basically any science branch
>>708135751
deus vult
i hear classical music and read world literature
>>708145242
>Ultra nogger detected
Go loot something you ape.
>>708145327
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>708135184
bix nood
