new celeb fap thread
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new celeb fap thread
Avril?
>>708110867
Guy posting her "I'll do whatever you like to please you" monologues from last thread here.
Yes. More Avril
>>708110867
here
Farscape was a good show.
>>708110924
Can I have more monologues please?
>>708110885
>>708111032
Rita Ora
Here is a Jewess
I like Jewesses.
While not as perfect as the idols say, she's not nearly as bad as the backlash. Chloe is a fucking babe
Emma or your cousin?
>>708110976
I remember being depressed when I found out it was cancelled.
>>708111009
Give me a fuck proposition and I'll do one Anon. I'm high and horny enough that it's not a real bother
>>708111132
>>708111106
Where is Dovebro? Or his disciples?
>>708111106
oh fuck
>>708111178
Continue with trying to convince Ariana...
>>708111280
>>708111095
>>708111069
>>708111190
Do you join the Chatstep penultimateanon?
>>708111333
what'd it for?
>>708111333
not the same anon, call me a newfag or whatever.. but what is a penultimateanon
>>708111190
>>708111159
It was a good sci-fi romp that explored every frelling topic imagininable, which is what sci-fi is for.
>>708111132
Emma for sure.
But for the sake of the thread I will pick my cousin.
>>708111414
Choose whoever you really want. And I mean REALLY want.
>>708111121
oink oink
>>708111280
Some of the best tits ever
>>708111414
Forgot picture.
>>708111333
Would you want to know if I joined? I thought it was an anonymous thing too.
No is the answer.
Or maybe yes....
No really I don't know what chatstep is.
>>708111654
It's an anon chat website. Dovebro has a room there. I wondered if you went there sometimes.
>>708111454
>>708111261
"Hey hun guess what... she said yes! Haha I know! It's exciting! But we've gotta lay down some ground rules for this... no I don't mean you can't fuck her, Just some things I want to be just for us? ... yes you can kiss her. I just mean like... well, don't look deeply into her eyes when you're fucking her, can that just be for us? ... I'm not sure where else you're meant to look! ... Ummmm yeah ok sure, I guess you can look. It's ok. Just don't cum in her pussy ... no I know you hate condoms, I just mean cum on her ... no that makes sense, if you're in the moment I understand. How much do you want me to do with her? I'm happy to kiss her but ... no I don't want to eat her pussy, I don't like that ... no i know it feels good when you do it me... Yes of course I want her to feel good ... OK but you've got to let me taste her at my own pace. Please just make sure I get to cum from you? ...baby?"
>>708111654
>>708111533
Oh shit. You're really making me pick?
Yes. Emma. Every time. I'm not very fun this time, am I?
Let's go cousin instead.
>>708111654
More of Brie? She gets my fucking diamonds
>>708111758
Forgot Jewess again. I mean pic.
>>708111716
Nah, I don't want to chat. But tell Dovebro hi! for me
>>708111760
Moar.
>>708111882
Oh god she's too fucking sexy
>>708111733
"No guarantees.. I've heard Ariana is wild. You want me to experience her fully don't you?"
>>708111556
>>708111809
I'd suck a cock if it meant she'd suck mine
>>708111758
Are you afraid of having both of them penultimateanon? You can, you know..
>>708111901
id suck a dick for her
>>708111997
>>708111958
>>708111960
"I know... and that's ok... I do want it to be a good night for you baby. Just have fun and I'll be ok"
>>708111882
>>708111784
Zoom in to see some Jewish pubes.
>>708111190
I am right here.
>>708112018
I love Brit girls.
>>708112133
Ugly cunt
>>708112057
thats fucking awesome
>>708112057
>>708112041
But you're not even the anon with whom I talk about my cousin.
>>708111454
>>708111728
>>708112159
>>708112056
>30 mins in and Ariana is getting fucked on her back with her legs on my shoulders
"Do something Avril... suck her tits... kiss her"
>>708111988
fake. ive seen the whole album. definitely not her. just some skanky housewife.
>>708112241
But I am :(
>>708112241
>>708112191
Agreed. I love the feel of some hair as I move my hand down.
>>708112070
Well howdy! I'm glad that dickemma guy is gone.
>>708112414
fuck yes. same here.
>>708112414
Hey. Which Dickemma guy?
>>708112414
What I wouldn't do for a photoshop wizard to keep that imagine exactly as is, but reverse the colour of the oil... So it's white and cummy instead of black and oily
>>708112414
>>708112357
Nah. FIlenames are wrong.
You'd have to prove it to get with my cousin.
>>708112543
Do you think she orgasms easily?
>>708112543
You're very attentive. How do I prove?
>>708112543
>>708112515
There was some guy who got upset that every celeb thread was being kept alive by one of your kids. He started posted photoshopped Emma Watson, but with dicks.
>>708112755
fully diamonds now
>>708112167
depends
>>708112353
post the album or link
>>708112330
Got another scenario?
Or wanna just RP chat if not?
>>708111190
>Or his disciples
>>708112764
>>708112731
Oh dang. Change in filename structure.
Drunk Scottishfu = ____
Easy one.
>>708112764
By one of my kids?
>>708112831
Lame. The table on the left doesn't even have the vertical leg the X is connected to.
>>708112821
when she isnt smiling on the picture on the right shes a lot better than the left
>>708112835
I want to do both, you?
First, blowjob in Avril's bus just before she has to go on stage. She's in costume and all.
>>708112878
Karen Gillan!
>>708112831
>>708112764
>>708112888
inb4 these two start jacking off each other
>>708112878
>>708112888
You're DoveBro. You gave a link to all sorts of pics and now there are folks who post Dove all the time.
It used to be just one guy who did it.
But it has grown.
>>708113056
yes. just connect the dots!
>>708112999
Could do either. If you wanna set up a chat I'll join. Otherwise I'll be about the thread
>>708112984
Also the eyebrows and makeup. No one looks good with red lipstick on.
>>708113116
Hmm.. do that scenario first anon?
>>708113066
>>708113026
Emma. I still pick Emma over my cousin.
But dadgum (cousin's name here)'s legs are nice and slender.
>>708113066
>DoveBro
I don't know who that retard is but I've been posting Dove for about a year even before the fappening
>>708111997
yes sir, id let a guy fuck me and everything too
>>708113066
Yeah I know. Dove kin and Doveson.
>>708113216
Don't even try to call me a retard.
>>708113194
What are her lips and her wet mouth like? I know you stare at it
>>708112984
both are equally frightening tbqh. fitting for Halloween.
>>708113216
Then you're not DoveBro. you're DovePrime or something. Anyway, Dove is super cute.
>>708113164
"Noo I can't! Not now! Sorry I've got to go right now!! Really! ... Noo I know it's been a whole day. I miss it to it's just ... no what if someone saw?? .. umm the messed up makeup? the cum you'll leave on my lips or in my hair?! ... no you're right.. I do want do it's just... no Ive got to go sorry bab- /cut off/ what are you doing? Don't push me to the floor!! No! Babe, no. I'm... I'm not... god it is so nice and hard isn't is... babe you kill me... ok. Quickly. Just please cum In my mouth?... yes ok, as much as you can. I'll swallow it all anywa- /cut off/"
>>708113377
>>708113152
Some people look terrifying when smiling, Daddario is another example
>>708113317
But you are a retard Son. If you post anything other than Dove you are clearly a fucking retard.
Where my Kim K bros at? Let me restate how amazing she looks as a blonde here..
All that's missing is the cum
>>708113533
>>708113533
>>708113359
My cousin wears a lot of makeup. I don't know if that is a Jewish thing. But every time I see her her lips are always a deep red. Her tongue is cute and pink.
>>708113432
Anon, any other celebs you like to do?
>>708113629
Did you stare into her mouth? See her wet tongue and sticky saliva?
>>708113550
Good one Anon. She's amazing. I've spent soo much cum to her as Ramona Flowers
>>708113548
Why tho? I post her since a year now.
>>708113596
She looks like bat boy
>>708113554
im working up a batch for her
>>708113860
aye
>>708113550
fuck yeah
>>708113842
me too anon.
>>708113629
>>708113739
Last get-together, yeah. Fourth of July cookout/shindig. She had her long hair flowing and wore shorts. She gave me a few drinks and licked her lips as she handed them to me.
Captcha made me click on airplanes. Gonna be wikipediaing later.
>>708113641
tonnes! Love Rooney Mara, ScarJo, Olivia Wilde, Kim K, Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewat, Chloe Moretz, Alison Brie, Sophie Turner and Taylor Swift immediately spring to mind though... why?
>>708113554
sup
>>708113881
Hnnng yes Anon. Ready your cum for your Queen. Will you tribute her?
>>708113952
>>708114081
Id like to
>>708114016
Cause you play well anon. Such a good list, dunno who I want you to be the most...
>>708114131
If you do, photo and post here? I love seeing that stuff
>>708113854
Well ok then. Don't ruin the name because we got a reputation to uphold. Don't want anyone calling us marinafag again.
>>708113416
Yeh Dove is super cute.
He is not Dovebro, but I am.
>>708113936
my point, petrifying
>>708114110
Jewess feet for those who care.
>>708113952
Do you imagine she's good with her mouth?
>>708114163
TY anon... if you wanna make this a semi-regular thing, we could exchange (maybe new/anon) emails if you like? Your call
>>708114242
I fucking hate this guy.
Cutie.
>>708114244
This board hasn't had tripfags for about a year and half. we are anon stop giving yourself names and making yourself autistic faggots.
>>708114419
gross. fuck off with that child.
>>708114326
>>708114163
Who are Your fave celebs, Anon?
(Katy Perry too. Forgot her somehow)
>>708113936
>jumpscare.gif
>>708114192
I like showing how much they make me cum.
>>708114433
I didn't give me that name you retard.
I was posting Dove, and people called me Dovebro. End of the story.
>>708114497
No taste...
>>708114587
You just called yourself Dovebro. Anon doesn't take names unless they are literally autistic. You are stupid, End of story.
>>708114626
at least you admit you have no taste, congrats.
>>708114326
First, tell me if there's one celeb you love the most?
>>708114697
>parents give you a name
>you answer that given name if someone asks for it
>autistic
You just called yourself autstic. Nice one.
>>708114530
>>708114746
Try harder anon...
>>708114587
Oh lord I regret posting Dove now. It's been awhile but I might not post her for awhile now.
>>708114315
>>708114318
Aren't all Jewesses?
But honestly? Yes. She looks like she has sucked some dicks. And that is hot.
And if she shows of her legs in public like she did at our shindig, then she is doing it on purpose.
Of course, I kinda hope she was wearing it for my benefit.
>>708114731
>I'll keep posting this boy until someone gives me a (You)
there you go, faggot.
>>708114799
My number one... fuck. That's tricky..
It's soo close between Rooney and Scarlett, but gotta be Scarlett - like this specifically.
>>708114834
She's fucking insane. That body is a cartoon of a sex machine
Aubrey Plaza? More like Hotbrey... Plaza?
>>708114834
damn, i wanna bend her over that railing and pound that ass
>>708114913
Then don't post her.
>>708114827
>your parents
>random anons on the internet
Yep you clearly got some wires loose in that brain of yours. This is precisely why moot abandoned this place. morons like you ruined it.
>>708115008
>>708115008
That was a stretch anon but ill accept it. Cause she is hot.
>>708115008
That's the type of lame joke that makes Aubrey giggle and she ends up blowing you in the parking lot.
>>708115071
Cause I am on /b/ since yesterday, right? Use your brain.
>>708114587
This is Dovebro
>>708114913
You post Dove
It's all good.
One has taken a name is all.
No fighting.
>>708115194
I can only dream
>>708115354
It's okay to only last 2 minutes btw. The parking lot is cod but Aubrey's mouth is oh so warm. And bery wet.
>>708115194
I can totally see that. She laughs a bit. Then she sighs and says "Alright, lets go." Next thing you know shes polishing your dick off.
>>708115052
Can we at least get some lewd talk going? Eh I might just go fap be done.
>>708114799
You still about, Anon?
>>708115195
>admitting you are a newfag
Here's where marriages with Jewesses end!
It's sort of a joke.>>708113629
I guess I posted that already. And this one works.
>>708115569
Long time no lewd talk but sure.
>>708115594
I am here anon! For now, I'm hoping to see you around more when I'm feeling lewd.
I'd love to see how you do Tay too.
>>708115719
Just shut up please.
>>708115733
dat tit jiggle
>>708115253
>One has taken a name is all.
Who has taken a name? You really think you know who Dovebro is, Did he go into a chat room with you and touch your peepee?
>>708115733
Penultimate of Alison
>>708115491
Unenthusiastically of course. When you cum she stares at you for not saying and gets up and walks away.
>>708115463
>>708115491
I know, and it would probably be the most anti-climactic thing too because I'd just try to impress her in some dumb way then either ruin it or blow my load and she'd just disappear. Just like vanish into thin air and I'd never see her again.
>>708115839
Love to RP Tay... she seems like such a mix of innocent and manipulative...
>>708110783
Sauce?
>>708115879
top kek
>>708115776
>>708115797
>>708115817
Fuuuck. TY Anon. Kim's like a fukcking pornstar here. Goddamn she must fuck like an angel
>>708115919
Just stroke her hair and enjoy it while it lasts
could you rp on chatstep??
>>708115930
Very manipulative... I like that you think about their personality.
>>708115734
She has those amazing lips that just makes your cock throb
>>708115915
>>708115919
After you cum shell say something like "Well that was disappointing but expected. Later dude." Then she just leaves.
>>708112070
Dove ass pics please
>>708115999
Oh absolutely, there's no way I'd not blow my load in her mouth either, I'd try to play it as cool as I can until I nut without telling her.
Ayy, good morning.
>>708115910
>>708115879
One anon who posts Dove has taken the name Dovebro. He never has 4chan filenames on his pictures, so I could tell you were not the person I saw two weeks ago who said: "I am Dovebro."
I don't know who Dovebro is. I don't care. You shouldn't care.
>>708116122
You forgot the part where she swallows the huge load like it was water. No reaction.
>>708116166
yesss. make her choke on your load.
>>708116166
Maybe you could risk pushing her head down...
>>708116294
her apathy is so fucking hot
>>708116029
>>708116074
Thanks! And yeah, it makes sense to me to think of them how they present themselves... Avril wants to please, Tay's innocent on the surface but totally in control, Kim's a slut etc.
If you wanna RP, shoot me an email! Just made,
[email protected]
>>708116220
>I don't know who Dovebro is. I don't care
You sure about that? You seem to care a great deal.
>>708116422
Imagine what sex would be like with April Luddgate
>>708116433
What about KStew?
>>708116517
"oh... that cum tasted soo good. Yeah. I love sucking your cock. Great"
>Diamonds
>>708116517
so is aubrey plaza a feminist or not? she really doesn't seem like one.
>>708116517
I dont think my dick could handle the sarcasm and hotness.
>>708116595
>>708116517
"Tastes about as good as puddle water."
>>708116448
Don't get me wrong; I like any Dove that gets posted. even in the maybe new thread.
>>708116555
She'd be dominant in wanting to be used...
"you think you can make me yours? Come one. Make me yours. Hold me. Hit me ... If i can take your dick I can take a slap. Come on and fucking show me you want me!" style stuff
>>708116161
Image limit.
>>708116448
Your filenames indicate that you are the Dovebro I know.
Cute!
>>708116680
It's ridiculous that I know I'd pay money to hear her say that and my >>708116595 post. I'd go broke to hear it
>>708116758
Nice anon.
And Chloe?
>>708116517
That was like... ok. Next time let's try to get Ann and Leslie in here ok?
>>708116631
I think she's just.. a regular person? Really sarcastic. Maybe she's red pilled.
>>708116924
It would be the best day of my life. I would kill myself the next day,
>>708110976
Gigi Edgly as Chiana... That shit makes me diamonds.
>>708110865
Jackie Chan?
>>708116895
>basing it on filename
I just have random images in a folder dude some from twitter some reposted from /b/
>>708116943
Inexperienced but horny and wanting to please
"Oh sorry! I just... no no I want to! I just didn't know teeth were bad is all! So if I just kiss and lick and open wide I /cut off/ *gasp* yes! like that! That's better right? I want to be better at this!! If I just open my mouth and let you do what you want will that work? I do want this to be nice for you babe"
>>708117177
You're making me horny again.
Finally, Watson?
>>708117090
Hell yeah.Blue chicks are the shit.
>>708117068
Anyone get a chance to watch her masturbate? I think it's pretty decent
http://www.xvideos.com/video23716160/aubrey_plaza_leaked_masturbation_video
>>708117016
Oh fuck. Id love to get a piece of Knope.
>>708117068
I know I should judge her as a person first, but I think i've been brainwashed by 4chan to judge her by whether she's a feminist or not.
>>708117016
Ann and Leslie, really?!
>>708117132
Well, everything I know is wrong now.
>>708117318
I know, why wouldn't you throw some Donna in there instead?
>>708117390
Imagine April eating pussy.
When a thread survives this long after image limit, it can be called a good thread. OP was not a faggot.
>>708117282
HNNNGGG
>>708117390
Apparently she was a stand up comedian. Rhetta. I couldn't ever figure out why she was on the show at first. She got funny in the end.
>>708117260
She knows what she's doing... she's educated and know what she wants
"No no no. Sorry. We can't be having that! You're only aloud up my arse from behind. Every other way hurts too much. Just hold onto my hips like... yes. Like that. Just ... uuh ... oh ...yess.. like that. Just keep holding onto me as you.. fuck... oh honey ...yes just hold me tight as you ... fuck ... as you fuck me ... /she looks back/ Did you Spit on me?? That's so sexy /she turns back to the front/ Just treat me like you need me .. oh honey ... rub my clit with your hand ... make me cum while you cum in my arse..."
>>708117458
Donna: Gurl what are you doing? Get all up in there!
April: Alriight!! Geez!
>>708117458
I can imagine Aubrey eating a lot of pussy.
>>708117565
Oh my god anon, yes.
>>708117632
Yeah she's actually come out as bi. I know all women are bi, but she advertises it so you know she's on the prowl.
>>708117677
You're welcome Anon,... post your fave pics of each Emma, Chloe, Kstew in celebration?
>>708117726
Aubrey + Gillian Jacobs
Sarcasm out the wazoo
>>708117565
*allowed
>>708117830
Image limit :(
But I really want to fuck your Chloe. But as she was when 16.
>>708117830
Not that anon. But thread is dead.
>>708117919
>>708117896
New thread here
>>708117946
Hit me up there? Post said fave pics?
>>708111032
shiptar cunt
>>708117261
But she was grey, Zan was the blue chick
All these hot bitches im go jack offto them thanks posters
