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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>708078080
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important:Have fun!
Amatsukaze claimed
カラミチーマス
>>708087935
Wtf happened in my absence
CLAIMED. I will claim for myself before slumber.
>>708087673 (Hamalams)
I was only kidding
Forgive this fag please
>>708087848
Green claimed
These need to fucking stop already.
No Dan Gheesling
>>708088111
>trips
and it got a little lewd.
I wish it could have gone a different route. ( If can't beat em join em)
BTW NIGHT
>>708088276
Do you even post in them to begin with?
Fuck these nights where a million things are going through my head. I just want some fucking sleeeeeep
>claim
>>708088111
ryuko fucking and worshiping
>>708088276
no
>>708088320
night
>>708088169
Hey I'm heading off let the /waifus/ enjoy the thread. I'll be back tomorrow and we will split the lewds then agreed?
>>708088447
>>708087935
I want to cum inside Tomoko.
better than tinder! plenty of horny young girls of your city on http://mrred.pw
>>708088276
You should learn to filter.
Definitely gonna sleep soon... Maybe... Probably not...
>>708087835
Depends. Usually if you can't find an OEM harness, or if you're running a Haltech, AEM, or any other aftermarket ECU you'd have to get one custom made and that shit ain't cheap. Had to get a new one made for my SR20 swap, seeing as I was going with a Haltech ECU instead of the stock one for that particular motor.
>>708088433
I feel ya, anon.
>>708088169
>>708088447
>>708088530
If you're going to post lewds, at least post something decent. Everything you've put up so far is shit tier
>>708088529
alright, see you then.
>>708088320
Dub trips to u* night buddy..
>>708088605
please teach me
>>708088692
Niiiiiggghhht ~Non-lewd Ryuko peron out~
check em
>>708088169
Grotesque penises.
>>708088530
Can't we just have skin that's paler?
>>708088670
5.5/10
Blimey, I know you should have some good stuff back in the depths of your folder.
>>708088789
Learn to google.
>>708088433
Right I left and came back to this shit haha
>>708088642
Oh.. you're still here. Holding down the thread or what haha?
>>708088111
I woke up not long ago
Some Ryuko person posted lewds then thread became Ryuko lewds
I didn't follow it that well
>>708088433
Soon, mexico-guy
Soon..
>Can't fucking sleep either
>>708088642
If you fall asleep, then I wish you a good night
I went to my friend's house and couldn't post cuz he's banned for CP ;-;
>>708088642
Says it has the stock wiring harness, so I assume that means all that need be done is drop the motor back in and hook the shit up, no?
>>708088670
>This will never happen to me
Why even live.
>>708089035
Dem legs c:
Who carez it's just us now lol jk
>>708088970
Og tomoko?
>>708088895
Sup sup
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>708089056
Unfortunate. How's your night?
>>708089292
Hey hey
>>708089292
You got it fam.
>>708088642
I'm just glad these are rare for me
>>708089035
Soon I'll off myself and sleep forever
>>708089056
Oh so you're evading a ban I see.
>MODSMODSMODS
>>708089020
Yeah... I dunno what I'm doing...
>>708089056
You need new friends.
>>708089061
I dunno. Probably best if you contact the seller and double check for yourself.
>>708088895
im unsure. what do you consider good?
>>708089061
we can dream right?
>>708089429
>Soon I'll off myself
Please don't.
http://www.strawpoll.me/7159712/r
>April
Heh, I don't even remember half of these people.
Green a best tbh
>>708089586
I remember all of those fam
I remember anons before then
>>708089361
went to my friends house, they play their music too loud and I feel like a killjoy telling them to turn it down but man I need some ear plugs
>>708089429
why would I get banned?
>>708089464
he's a nice guy
>>708089675
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1 :)
>>708089578
Why not?
>>708089586
Ahh yes, I joined towards the end of the golden age. Those names are somewhat familiar to me.
>>708089786
CP :^)
>>708089292
>legs
>not mentioning Rory
>>708089383
Good on you for weathering the storm fam I couldn't sleep
>>708089361
So you managed to get through the shit storm. It's dangerous to go alone take this (you). And continue ur journey to become ultranegiggacuter
>>708089464
We'll take this (you) it might help who knows mr tough guy
>>708089586
>no Tomoko
Well I don't want to hang out with you nerds either.
>>708089786
Earplugs aren't so effective.
>in the year and a half I have been out with my crew doing lion dance, earplugs don't block all noises
>especially the ones that drive into and skullfuck you
>>708089464
I think I will. It would also let them know someone is at least interested in it, ya?
>>708089566
All I wanna do is be a turbo lewd sissy slut. Is that too much to ask for?
>>708089786
I mean the character Green from Pokemon Adventure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_5zjQmAfzs
>>708089867
I said u didn't do it for the garters fam..
You like legs don't you Rory sama C:
>>708089986
you can skull fuck me :c
>>708089819
he's the pedo, I'm the smart pedo :p
>>708090075
oh, I don't play Pokemon I wouldn't know
>>708089292
>>708089056
Interesting friends you got
>>708089429
I'll probably join you
Possibly
>>708089870
Eh?
You mean that lewd posting?
Nothing new really. Gotta just remember that you ARE on /b/
>>708090060
Thats pretty gay yo
>>708089926
Dude I would have picked u first u a cute
But not if they had mugen or hank sorry
> Luluco
>>708090075
Green is definitely second best Pokegirl.
>>708090154
I was voted best waifu legs by our old leg fiend. Im far more a leg person than a tits person, yes. But the package has to be good, you know? The garters are just the icing.
>>708089586
Im not there. I wasn't well known either.
>Rory-sama
Late night cozy cuddling with your waifu.
>>708090312
Truer words have never been spoken spot on chap ur a top man for your tastes indeed. The next time the subject comes up I shall not hesitate to call upon your waifus beautiful gams.
>>708090312
Green is definitely best Pokegirl.*
Fixed it for you.
>>708089586
Go to sleep
>>708089870
And one I should give, too
(You)
>>708090167
I'd cuddle you but not skull fuck you.
>I'd cuddle your skull if it's any better
Goodnight all.
>>708089786
Not if he's in possession of illegal shit like that, let alone posting it.
>>708089819
Because suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Life is always worth living, and yes, there are always people who do care about you, even if you're too lost in your own sorrow to realize it.
>>708089870
>mr tough guy
Nah, I'm not tough, I'm just a bitch.
>>708090060
Definitely.
>>708090060
like this
>>708090609
Korrina >>> Green. Greens personality a shit.
>>708090695
Sleep well Tomo
>>708090695
Sleep tight
>>708089765
>I remember anons before then
Woah, like who?
I'm curious, anon. Give me some names.
>>708089819
A few are to most people. Hand-kun and Holsts mostly.
I probably didn't deserve to be in there as much as Yuuko.
>>708090446
Well, I'm not anything near well known either.
You were already posting by then, right?
>>708089926
>no Tomoko
This was during the period where you'd only post a few times during the weekend, at late night.
>Goodnight beautiful.
>>708090446
Why?
Claimed
>>708090505
I'm pretty cold right now, can I cuddle with you? ;-;
>>708090670
heal my gate with Felix :o
>>708090730
>>708090184
he's banned cuz he started a teen thread
>>708090262
I've accepted my fate, Ilya.
>>708090730
I'll do it Monday then.
>>708090738
Not enough dicks.
>>708090695
Night
> Luluco
>>708090809
Green is superior in every way
Her personality is a best. Your taste is just a shit
better than tinder! plenty of horny as fuck girls of your city on http://mrred.pw
>>708090968
I think I'd stick with cuddling.
>>708090167
So you admit to your crimes
>>708090184
Nah, you dont have to do that.
>>708090730
Life sucks though, it takes a shit on ya and when you manage to get out of it, another one falls on top of you.
>>708090738
Gross
>>708090930
Ah, I love Yuuko. Hand-kun kinda was weird to me. I never interacted with him until the day of his meltdown
>>708087935
Naomi fluegel
>>708091047
WOW!
>>708091060
I'll take that offer then!
snuggle me tight please c:
>>708091187
I admit to not being a dumbass that starts teen threads lol
>>708090968
How does one.. cuddle?
>>708091187
But I want to
>>708090670
Thanks I needed it was runnin on fumes there gorgeous
>>708090730
We'll ur cute and I've seen those words around here before but not the face could u do an enlightening?
>>708090867
So u couldn't sleep either eh? Can't remember if I left before or after you I think before
>>708090930
No fuggin hank?
>>708090990
not much of him sorry.
>>708091187
fgt.
>>708090930
I started on the 4th.
>>708091038
Green a smart, savvy gal. But her personality until later a complete shit. Pure tsun is just horrible. She has nothing on a funloving girl like Korrina.
>>708090930
Atago, Tenryuu, etc.
>>708091187
Hey
Uhm handkun meltdown I actually came in towards the end but never asked what happened everyone just kept telling him it was ok.. what happened
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
>>708091358
me and my ex used to cuddle on the bus for band field trips, always made me happy :)
just stay by each other's side and hold tight :3
>>708091538
Doesn't have to be the cat specifically.
>>708091307
>snuggle
Cuddling is always enjoyable.
>>708091187
Yuuko is a lovely person, and I'm glad to be somewhat close to him.
Hand-kun was a nice person as well, just a very troubled one. He's better off this way.
>>708091426
Hank was Handy's persona.
Hank didn't exist by then.
>>708091573
That was a while ago.
Do you feel old yet?
>>708091581
I'm surprised anyone would remember those two.
You know, especially because they posted... just today.
http://archived.moe/b/thread/708016051/#708019881
>>708091836
Fuck off Graf.
The link you gave me doesn't even work anymore.
>>708091840
Oh! Do you have anyone now, anon?
>>708091367
How about you join me in bed instead. I need a cuddle buddy...
>>708091538
No u
>>708091746
I really dont know. It was really just him saying goodbye and stuff. Most of the interaction that I had with him was when he was briefly on telegram
>>708092293
I need to get closer to yuuko. Like, molestly close.
>>708091836
How are you not dead from mixing all that fucking alcohol?!
>>708092293
Didn't know that but I was still there for the aftermath of whatever he did or said.
>>708092293
What link?
>>708092263
why is that cat shaped like a triangle? :0
>>708092439
(You)
better than tinder! plenty of horny whores of your city on http://mrred.pw
>>708092293
But with one?
I just woke up
>>708091840
Slav blood :^)
>>708091426
I slept a little
Just couldn't fall asleep again
>>708091836
You're still alive?
>>708092476
I'm gonna have to ask your parents' permission for that :^)
>>708092237
i don't have much traps tbh
>>708092476
it's not gay if it looks like a girl
>>708092572
Because... I don't know. When it's cuddling, just gotta take it.
>>708092476
Thanks for the info I think I started sometime around March if we're sharing
>>708092886
No you don't, anon. Go get more!
>>708089586
>April
Woah, you've been here that long?
How fucking pathetic man. Just end it all right now and be done with it
>>708092293
Holy shit. Wasn't online then
I thought Atago left though...
Chara is also one. Lewd Megumeme, Bun, Tatsumaki. The A.C.R.O.N.Y.M guy. Hanako was before April I think. Kongo the Bongo
Tbh /waifu/ was cozier then than april - present
>>708093141
Speak of the devil
Whats up faggot
https://youtu.be/64NlKebN9HA
>>708093141
>>708089586
Maybe may or April for sure I didn't see u but I remember hamakaze
I was kurumi back then
>>708092293
No. I feel old when my knees crack rapidly when I stand up from a crouching or kneeling position.
>>708093230
Kongo was a Megumin was recently a NicoNicoNii.
Chara still posts.
Shinoa was devastated when bun left. You should trigger him with bunnies.
H.A.N.A.K.O. still very occasionally posts.
Tats is a mainstay.
>>708092660
Shhh, it'll be our secret
>>708092886
Still gross imo
>>708092928
I started in late may early april if I remember correctly
>The sound of wind makes me feel safe
>>708093363
Nothing.
>>708093467
It makes no fucking difference, trust me
>>708093693
I'll sneak in from the window
Get ready
>>708093693
Don't have the top memory just remember my roomies computer and moved in during march but yeah I remember we talked
>>708093695
True enough I just miss a couple posters the old Karen and mugen for example
Officer Judy Hopps CLAIMED
>>708093093
help me then fgt.
>>708093693
your gross
>>708092654
Your KewlKidsKlub group!
I need to join again so I can get harassed by Nano again, and then quit it a fourth time.
>>708092476
Yuuko is only for me and Shiki to molest~
>And even Shiki has restricted permissions.
>>708093141
You ignored me earlier today, grandpa.
To hell and back with you.
>>708093230
Atago did left, he doesn't come by anymore.
Chara is an heretic, you don't count those.
Bun is soon to be a father, I doubt he'll have time for this.
A.C.R.O.N.Y.M guy? If you mean Anomaly, he still posts.
>Hanawho?
Oh, and OG Kongou was in military prison for being a normielord faggot.
>>708093566
Check em
>>708093980
Something something fish something something forever.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=trap
>>708093891
I always am~
>>708093965
You and hand?
>>708093980
Nop
>>708093983
>implying I follow da roolz
>>708093566
The Kongo that went to jail not the megumeme.
I wrote a couple of smut stories about Chara. Like when I buttfucked Chara to death
Will do
Hanako was the A.C.R.O.N.Y.M guy? I thought A.C.R.O.N.Y.M had a boatfu
>>708093983
Military? Damn
The A.C.R.O.N.Y.M guy assigned like everyone an acronym name right out of CodeName: Kids Next Door
You don't know the Katawa Shoujo Hanako claimer?
Oh and I forgot Virgil
>>708092572
(Y-You too, anon..)
>>708093983
Is this how you treat your elders? How disrespectful.
I ignored most people, not liking being poplar.
>>708093965
I'm fairly certain Karen still posts, he doesn't seem the kinda guy to bail like that.
And I have no idea about Mugen anyway
>>708094197
I believe so but the internet was shit so I had a good distance between posts where others would just fuck me up
>>708094257
>Virgil
Man, we sure have expanded, seeing as though we have ancient Roman poets in here now
>>708094384
Fair enough but as i think about it ur posts were pretty far back
>>708094197
Whatever happens stays between us
>>708094384
Mugen is in a discord group
>>708094257
>>708094566
Vigil*
Thanks for the history lesson, sensei
>>708094651
Well that's cool I should get one now
>>708094384
My apologies. You know I respect my elders and eat all of my vegetables.
>I ignored most people, not liking being poplar.
You can't really help it nowadays.
Oh, and Anomaly wants your Steam.
>Give it to me so I can give it to him.
>>708094651
Excuse me, who the hay is Mugen?
>>708094257
I think I shared a group with a Hanako once.
Some dude RP'ing like a cringemaster.
Vigil, or Mikan, of course. I was talking with him on the thread a night ago if you were there.
That guy really likes Danganronpa.
>>708094197
>You'd have to get past the ELITE BARRIER.
>Set youtube to autoplay
>Lean back and look over to door
>Manager is walking in front of doors
>He waves to me
>I wave back
>After a minute he walks the other way to his car or whatever
SweatingBullets.gif
better than tinder! plenty of horny legal college girls of your city on http://mrred.pw
>>708094472
Ah I see
>>708094651
No promises on that :^)
>>708095009
I think I blasted through that barrier the day I installed telegram :^)
>>708093983
>harassed by Nano
Haha ok , just pm Nano and he will add u. (Only h@ can inv now)
>>708094597
I've been for more time than most people have, yeah. It's never a big deal with these things anyway.
>>708094651
That's right you guys made a discord group.
basically the telegram chat 2.0 I would guess.
>>708095009
I appreciate the gesture, but I like keeping my anonymity.
Gives me an air of sekritness
>>708094804
It's your call
>>708095009
https://a.pomf.cat/xbropx.jpg
That guy
>>708095245
C'mon now, I don't want to be in trouble :^)
>>708095560
That's basically it, with a voice chat for vidya
>>708095560
For sure so much shit happens and it's 4chan so anything is likely to happen
>>708095245
Yeah but u a cute and I'm done with the old waifu
>>708095759
If I got one would u say more kinky things to me~
>Luluco
>>708095759
Dont be like that~
>>708095859
Oh, r-really..? You think so?
....
>>708096042
UH. Y..Yess I think u are a very cute and thoughtful poster
>>708095942
So you just want to lewd me
>>708096042
I have a career to maintain
>It hasn't started yet..
>>708096388
Is that not the fun of having said discord
>>708095245
That was just the very first layer.
You'd have to face Miho, Shiki and finally Ruri to get your princess.
>>708095479
>Only h@ can inv now
I'll see what happens, thank you anyway Graf.
And post a picture, don't be lazy.
>>708095560
I somewhat expected such an answer, but hell, who could blame you.
It would probably end with you joining a third party chat like everybody else.
>>708095759
I just acknowledged his existence.
But I'm sure he must be a good guy.
>And I didn't hate you, stop saying that!
I collected new pics
>>708096152
Wtf. That was supposed to be a different pic.
HIROSHIMOOOT.
>>708096275
Well thank you, normally I go unnoticed by a lot of people so that means a lot to me.
>>708096388
Lets ruin it before it gets a chance to take off cutie pie~
>>708096652
Miho is kill, shiki is shiki, and I dont mind sticking it in your butt :^)
>>708096925
Nice waifu
>>708096652
>It would probably end with you joining a third party chat like everybody else.
Many would hardly remember this old man, or even know him for that matter. And I'm not interested in third party chat thingies as it is.
Anomaly's a chill fella though.
>>708096925
Hey cute lookin gud
>>708096918
Yeah this is how I see it if ur at the busy part of a party you will prly be forgotten but if you're strong willed you should rally and help clean up at the end and get to know the real soldiers
>>708096925
Hey there Nonon.
>>708097142
Thank you. As long as you keep your hands of her, I'm fine.
>>708097251
Hiya! Nonon always looks good.
>>708097263
Howdy ho!
>>708096507
Not how I use it anyway
You do you
>>708096652
Pretty fun to play with too.
Really good guy.
>So you had an undying love for me then?!
Well I know you had a grudge against me
>>708096918
I've been training for months now to be able to get into it, let me have my job ;-;
>>708097380
Same Nonon from earlier still don't owe u a lewd lol?
>>708097380
Doin well today?
>>708097380
*pats nonon*
better than tinder! plenty of horny girlss of your city on http://mrred.pw
Playing LoL for the first time in a while. Going cancerous midlaner. Should I feel dirty?
>>708097491
Gotcha buddy I think I'm with one punch lady on this one I've been here longer than most so I'll just meet y'all here when I'm able
>Luluco
Ruri, you take too much to reply
>>708097249
Tornado has a really cute voice.
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>708097685
Depends what your playing with.
>>708097685
Fizz?
>>708097545
Earlier? There's another nonon???
>>708097560
Yep, tired as always. Had a fun time pvp'ing in dark souls 3 after work.
>>708097685
Why not dota2?
>>708097584
>closes eyes and smiles
>>708097765
For a 28 year old woman, she sure sounds like one half her age.
>>708097249
Are you the highschool teacher nado?
>>708097251
I guess so
>>708097491
Nope, c'mere~
>>708097799
Syndra is a pretty good champion
>>708097917
*massages nonon's scalp*
>>708097917
Ur joking right? That means ur the third
>>708087935
Aka?
>>708097954
Yep, the one and only.
>>708097917
Ah, a bit of death after work? Sounds like a good time indeed.
>>708098113
Holy fucking shit, the throwbacks are real this weekend
>>708097954
I do not feel safe!
>>708098042
You what?
>>708097765
We'll it was nice chatting friend at least I remember u and thanks for your relaxed view of the thread I felt it fitting and becoming of you.
Goodnight all Luluco is hittin the hay see y'all tomorrow for sure this time
>>708097249
I assure you way more people than you'd expect remember you, and most even still like you, for that matter.
You really should come around a bit more often, but I can see why you'd rather stay away from chats.
>And Anomaly is more than alright, just a bit too affective when drunk.
>>708097491
I've barely played OW with other waifuposters once or twice, so I wouldn't really know.
>So you had an undying love for me then?!
You probably wouldn't want me near you if that was the casa.
You could call it a "grudge", but I still claim that it was undeserved.
>>708097765
Why are you pressuring me?
I'm not even an english speaker.
>>708096918
How does Shiki being Shiki make him any less dangerous?
And I'd never let you do that.
>>708098189
No, my mistake. Carry on~
>>708097799
>>708097800
Vlad.
>>708098285
Yep, sweet dreams.
>>708098327
Because all you need to do to get past his defences is insult an anime he likes
>I'd never let you do that
Thats the spirit :^)
I think im also calling it a night. Nice to see so many old anon coming back to say hello
>>708098451
Forgot the picture
>>708098398
Worse at top cringe is 6/10 your fortune: Win at 33 everyone hates vlads period blood
>>708098025
>moans in relief of head tension
>>708098033
Wat? Really?
>>708098146
It was, co-op'ed a bit with some guys from /dsg/
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>708098398
No.
