what religion are you. Atheist master race reporting in
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what religion are you.
Atheist master race reporting in
>>708081892
Palo
not on there
>>708081892
Atheist here, but not pushy or radical about it. Just don't believe. Religion doesn't factor into my decision making.
But I understand how religion can be useful to folks, especially within communities that have little to no support.
I'm considering Hinduism because everything else is shit
Jainism should be in respectable tier.
>>708081892
Atheist is shit tier at this point and I'm an atheist.
We're in with the likes of vegans, crossfitters, vapers, and basement dwellers.
FOR THE MASTER RACE!!! We shall kill the help natural selection out and clear the stupid.
>>708082501
Sad but true
>>708082491
No. You don't even eat onions. Or keep them in cages.
Apatheist / Nihilist
>>708082544
>part of the problem
Checked.
yea it is sad all of my smart friends are emo.
>>708082679
This. also buddism for the win
>>708082501
Agreed, I don't even tell people I'm Atheist anymore, I just kinda dance around it.
Atheist has become the edgelord way of life now.
i was kidding>>708082682
Agnostic 2nd master race?
>>708082851
How dare you religion is no place for levity
>>708082501
I don't bring it up unless asked.thats the only way to be a respectable atheist at this point.
Agnostic is not a religious stance, it's a metaphysical philosophy that argues that no god can be proven nor disproven by humans.
hey you know how all the morons live in utah all atheists should move to a state
shut up lil bitch>>708083003
Atheist, I live in a country where all religion is widely believed to be bullshit (NZ) so I'm not one of those douchebags who thinks they're edgy
If I had to pick one then buddhism is the most appealing
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>>708082955
I think you mean that's always been the only respectable way to old any religious view.
>>708082060
Daniel, what are you doing up so late?
>>708082927
No, it's the pleb religion
you do us shame better quiet than dumbass kid
i dont look at religion as a label, dogma, and rituals.
i just want a connection with God. Not to persecute other religions because they're a other religion.
>>708081892
Christian
Ayy lmao
>>708083245
>religion
>>708081892
atheist
dumbass>>708083401
>>708083219
This is true.
>>708083174
How about i drag you from your hair into the bayou and feed you to some alligators
>>708081892
I believe there's a God, or some kind of force that holds the universe together; don't believe in random things, and I believe there's an afterlife, but I don't think it's as black & white as heaven or hell.
Don't really adhere to the Bible much, I believe most of it is hyperbole, and even fiction.
I like a lot of what Buddhism has to say as well.
>>708081892
>Atheism isn't a religion
I worship the holy trinity
>Apple
My gods have a fuck load more power than your petty ones
pfft like hinduism and toaism are even religions
Does their Deus even vult?
>>708083538
how am i a dumbass?
honest question who else thinks the education system is failing the larger part of the population?
>>708083724
If you're going to worship corporations, you may as well worship the ones that have the real money. Your choices of corporate gods are shit tier.
>>708083764
try connecting with yourself first retard
the god part of your thinking >>708083764
>>708081892
>Atheism truth tier
>agnosticism cringe tier
Top zozzle, that in itself is cringe. Obvious b8
Christian
Pagan Tier reporting in.
you're a dumbass>>708083972
>>708083972
Don't worry, we'll deus vult again soon
>>708082501
OP here.
I'm a Sam Harris styled atheist. I do Buddhist meditation, just can't stand dogma
MASTER TIER HERE BITCHES
>>708082501
Exactly why I never want to be associated with any (cult)ure
>>708083841
if all you do is connect with yourself you become self absorbed, and self gratifying. i find meaning in the world and people around me
>>708081892
>>708082501
I am an agnostic vegan.
Here is a red pill:
You can't "know" anything, and meat is unhealthy.
Anything else?
>He admits that Atheism is a religion
Haha
How can anyone not believe in Christianity in the YEAR OF OUR LORD two thousand and sixteen?
JESUS IS LORD
EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW
HALLELUJAH
Everyone is agnostic by definition. Prove me wrong.
>>708084099
Op confirmed cringe tier.
>>708084191
Christianity definitely won. Also definitely doesn't mean it's not bullshit.
Im not sure if mine has a name but i worship the void
Heathen here
god is said to be what we as humans dont know therefor once we know everything there wont be a god and the variable of having a god wont change so there is not a god now.>>708084273
>>708084064
Brother good to see someone who isnt a bedeviled eastern heathen!
Non nobis, Domine!
bad grammer sorry it is late at night and cant see
>>708084273
Good point
agnostic atheist
don't know if there is a god therefor I don't believe in one.
>>708084499
"god is said to be..." by humans. Humans said that. Your argument is gone the second you admit that.
Regla de Ocha (Santeria)
>>708084636
Exactly. Only this mindset is winning.
>>708084191
can't bow when you take an arrow to the knee
i dont understand what you are saying.>>708084638
>>708081892
>Atheist master race
How does your nigger boyfriend cock feels like?
good>>708084890
>>708084872
Humans claimed that god is said to be what humans don't know. But since humans claimed that, and humans cannot know anything about the existence of a god, that argument holds no validity. If you still don't get it, just go home; you shouldn't have responded in the first place.
>>708084890
>what is english
>>708083972
Another christian who shit posts on /b/? I thought I was alone
>>708085122
A foreign language that I haven't mastered yet.
>>708084984
I'm glad that you at least enjoy it.
>>708082679
Nihilism is not a religion, go finishes highschool faggot
ok fair argument how about this one the one making the claim needs to provide evidence and i sure as fuck have not seen any.
>>708084733
dank memes bro
>>708084882
My man
>>708084984
>>708084872
>>708084499
When did this fucking trend of putting the quoted comment at the end of your message start? Are you one of those faggots on twitter that thinks they're better than the rest of us for putting @s at the end of their comment rather than at the beginning?
what is that?>>708085387
haha first time here sorry you had a lil shit fit>>708085416
>>708085472
Its is a Valknut considered to be the symbol of odin by some.
ok tks >>708085647
>>708085601
newfag thinks he's cool
Where's pastafari?
Graph is retarded though.
>>708082784
Same anon same
oh look at you lil bitch is getting mad>>708085805
catholic
>>708081892
nihilist.... i dont care its all stupid shit
>>708081892
>buddhism
>religion
>>708081892
I suppose for all intents and purposes I am an atheist but I don't claim to know there are no gods, I just don't think that there is. You could probably call me an agnostic atheist who leans heavily towards atheism but who the fuck cares about these labels anyway.
>>708086011
now he thinks he's tough online too, oh no...
>>708081892
buddhist ..mahayana and zen .. buddha exist and not exist at the same time like a quantum function depending on perception .. also u can create your own cool sexy deity like a weifu
>>708081892
>Hindu in respectable tier
>originated from a part of the world where its inhabitants routinely shit in the street like savages.
You have a boring way of insulting people you don't like.
BTW Buddhism beats Atheism bitch we are measurable happier than you faggots.
>>708086910
you aren't a buddhist
stop lying on the internet
>>708086910
Buddhism isn't even a religion.
Animism isn't listed.
It's like the troll of religions.
>>708081892
not too religious myself but ive had some pretty "religious" experiences on acid. The lessons that a lot of beliefs try to push are often for the better good. Who cares where they think it came from as long as everyone's trying to be better its fine.
>>708084505
Another templar reporting
>>708081892
>ITT: teenies feeling superior
>>708088216
DEUS VAULT
>>708083174
Underrated copypasta
Apatheist ...god or no god, it makes no objective practical difference. Either God doesn't exist and there really is no plan for anything, or God does exist and everything is under the control of the wisest most knowledgeable thing that exists, therefore everything in the world that seems obviously nonsensical actually make perfect sense
>>708081892
Hindu here.
Nice list anon. Still, I'm mainly a cultural Hindu because I'm actually atheist but I like the cool mythology too much to completely give up on it.
>>708084190
>implying you have to "know" something to have a belief on it
agnostics who don't say what they believe are nothing but cowards.
FYI, nearly everyone is an agnostic.
>>708087514
Which makes it even better
below Islam should be Scientology
Apatheism
>>708088998
Not nearly everyone. Literally everyone is an agnostic. Those that claim they aren't are simply illogical.
>>708081892
atheist
>>708088216
Sunk cost fallacy
>>708089650
and Mormonism
it wouldn't be so bad if their church wasn't a fucking SuperPAC
>>708088216
>Dying on behalf of rich powerful men against people you would never otherwise meet in your life
Fucking retards
Member of the chosen here
![Wladyslaw_Jagiello[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ufy174Z.jpg "Wladyslaw_Jagiello[1].jpg")
In Poland we know, how to kill religions fanatics, christians and islam.
None. The only creator I'd consider is a programmer of the world, assuming it's all a simulation. I can't really explain non-locality outside of the universe being a computer simulation. Either the true nature of reality is forever incomprehensible to humans, or it's a simulation. No way in hell God has so many human tendencies like being vengeful and prideful. We created God in our image.
>>708082501
It is their own fault. Atheist churches, proselyting like crazy, informing people of their atheism in the first two sentences when they meet someone. In reality Atheism has just become the worst "religion".
>>708090900
But what is god is vengeful and prideful. I mean he did smite two entire races for refusing to bow
My beliefs fall closest in line with Hinduism but I identify as an atheist
>>708082331
Same
>>708083894
> zozzle
Fucking die in a house fire
deist
I believe in a creator and that's it, I go on with my life.
>>708083174
Holy shit I am drunk and laughing my ass off at this post
>>708081892
i notice your gay pepe religion meter doesn't have pastafarian.. whatever shall i do with my colander then?
>>708091680
>all others
>cringe tier
You should probably trade your colander for reading lessons
Atheism. I don't mention it andd have a general rule of "never discuss religion and politics with anyone" these days.
I do have a lot of respect for buddhists. Alsp buddhist warrior monks are fucking awesome.
>>708091123
Anyone who thinks God as described by the Abrahamic religions is accurate is too stupid to ever understand any logical points as to why God isn't a carbon copy of a human psychopath. No loving being would create life filled predominantly with suffering for all living creatures. Some organisms are born only to die, barely living. Why would God created plankton just to be guzzled by the trillions by some huge filter feeder?
>>708091793
wut iz reading?
hurr hurr.
>>708082331
>>708082501
>>708082679
>>708082784
>>708083093
>>708083485
>>708084636
>>708089813
You're an idiot.
You're calling yourself an atheist and say that you just don't believe it.
The meaning of atheist is that you do believe that there is no God at all.
Which is equally as stupid as saying that there is a a God. This makes every atheist as dumb as a believer.
Intelligent people would say that they don't know if there is a God or not because you cannot know.
>>708090475
There is so much wrong in that paragraph I don't even know where to start.
>>708088998
>implying you have to "know" something to have a belief on it
Right...I don't know how many times I've seen "you have to know everything to know there is no God" ...the obvious corollary being "you have to know everything to know there IS a God." ...works both ways morons
Daily reminder that if you're in acceptable tier you should give serious thought to the ones in redpilled tier.
>>708091385
Athiest spotted
*tipping intensifies*
>>708081892
*tips fedora*
>>708092238
>>708092273
the tip twins
>>708092066
>Catholicism
>a religion so bad even the Pope admits Protestants were right to leave
>>708092238
>he said zozzle
>>708082501
9fag alert
>>708092448
>giving a shit about anything the crypto-commie Pope (((Francis))) says
There's a reason standard Catholics are only "acceptable".
>>708081892
Atheist.
But I don't give a single fuck about religion.
I did study some theology because it's part of our history.
>>708091843
You assume God has the exact morality filter we do. What if there are whole structures of thought humans can't even perceive?
What if something dying is the very best thing for the creature because it accelerates it to a perfect utopia?
What if the amount of suffering we endure on this earth allows us to experience a higher euphoria in the next world?
What if we choose whether to have easy or horrible lives as the very first test of our being, and the test completes when our lives are over as a measure of our total goodness?
Attempting to judge God from our perspective is just like an ant in an ant farm attempting to reason why "God" put glass walls they couldn't chew through in place.
Perspective matters. Stop wondering about the glass and focus on being a good little ant for the colony. You will be happier, and your existence will mean more whether there is a God or not.
post-atheism is the only acceptable stance
>>708092668
You're trying to reach someone whose personal theology is "FUCK YOU DAD" on a grand scale. He probably recoils at the idea that he has a place in the hierarchy of things, or that the hierarchy exists at all.
>>708081892
Buddhism reporting in
>>708092604
Bergoglio is an idiot.
The Catholic church in Argentina is a peace of shit.
>>708093041
Come to the tradcat light, brother. Vatican II was a mistake, and this Marxist pretending to be the Pope is the end result.
>>708092604
>Catholics used to be so much better
What, you mean back before anyone but the clergy were allowed to own or read a Bible?
You faggots are fucking scum
>>708093202
Hahahaha How cute.
You think he is Marxist?
He is WAY WORSE.
Run nigga, run!!!!!
Religion doesn't save, God does!
Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
(John 14:6)
>>708093270
Yeah, before Martin Luther and his Kraut prince buddies paved the way for every strain of degeneracy now plaguing the modern world with their sola fide bullshit.
Enjoy your book cults and poz, faggot.
>>708093385
Muslims believe in the New Testament too
In fact, they follow it much more closely than most Christians do.
>>708083003
True but you can't prove that I'm not a 19 metre tall cyclopian sandowl with a wingspan of 2 millimetres that flies around the earth 69 times a second shitting on cars while posting on 4chan.
This is why humans developed common sense.
Atheism, if you think for yourself, there's only one explanation.
>>708092945
It is still valuable to remind him. Even a basic subversion of his thought process like the reminder will eventually at least lead to a more careful approach in his expression of his beliefs.
>>708083724
Apple lul
>>708093496
>can't we just go back to mindlessly obeying the religious and ruling class as illiterate, powerless serfs?
KYS
>>708093544
The difference between those two pictures is that one belongs to my civilization and the other doesn't.
>>708091907
Underrated post
Buddism isnt really a religion same as shinto. They are more like ways of life and shouldnt be a part of your nonsense
>>708093544
No they don't, and the Jesus they mention in the Qur'an is not the same as in the Bible, because it contains false stories about Jesus that every historian knows is a legend, but Mohammed believed everything he heard so he included those stories about Jesus.
I mean, Mohammed believe Alexander the Great was a Muslim, but we know from history that he was pagan. He also believed that Abraham and Ishamel built the Kaaba. This guy is the worst source of historical information ever.
It's obvious you don't know anything about the New Testament or the Qur'an, posting shallow meme images while claiming things without backing them up is not going to convince anyone. Try again.
>>708093828
no it's retarded, see>>708088998
>>708093690
>I'm totally a freethinker, haha stupid christfags amirite
>never mind that the modern elite is super interested in the populace losing its beliefs
>or that declining religiosity is correlated with societal decline
Good goy.
>>708093925
Tldr once i saw you mention jesus your post was trash
>>708093544
Muslims only categorize Christ as a prophet. They do not believe him to be either the Literal incarnation of God or the Literal Son of God. Their belief of Christ is very tacit and demeaning. They have elevated Muhammad above Christ in their religion.
No Christian should have respect of their faith. They also firmly believe we should all die or pay to not convert. They are 1000 years behind Christianity in social enlightment, and show no signs of catching up. (Not that I believe Christianity is in a good place right now having gone too far, but that is not the point).
>>708094082
No one cares
>>708093925
Muslims read and believe in the New Testament more than most Christians.
I never said anything about the historical accuracy of those beliefs, you whiny autist
>>708094050
Hahahaha, you sure sound like an open minded person who is ready for a friendly discussion
>HURR DURRRRRR LISTEN TO MY OPINION
>Gets criticized and rekt
>LALALALA I DONT HEAR YOU LALALALA
>>708091907
There's a difference between just saying "I don't know" and pointing to the many, many contradictions and flaws in the claims of all documented religions and concluding that all of them are very unlikely to be true. You can't know for sure, but it's not like it's 50/50.
Based on current evidence it's unknowable whether the source of all matter and energy is a being or some simple natural principle, but that's as far as you can take true agnosticism. To interact with normal belief in everyday life the only logical stance is atheism.
>>708094196
No they don't, are you kidding me? This is so false and ridiculous that you could literally say anything else and it would be more believable.
Back up your claims if you're going to say something so radical
Why does anyone give a shit about what another person believes? My neighbor believes dog shit is a cure for cancer...does that mean its true or that i care?
Agnostic master race. Fuck your shitty meme chart.
>>708094000
>never mind that the modern elite is super interested in the populace losing its beliefs
anyone with a brain is, modern elite just happen to have a brain
>declining religiosity is correlated with societal decline
correlations to values you don't like doesn't mean shit to me, seriously get some fucking perspective you self-absorbed asswipe.
>>708094229
Use a tampon...maybe your butt wont bleed as much
>>708094387
I would care because I love my neighbor and I wouldn't want him to eat dog shit
"Love your neighbor as yourself"
>>708094406
Do you believe in evolution?
>>708094541
I see what you did there
>>708094340
They call it the Injil and they even kiss it. Deal with it, faggot.
ITT monkeys fighting with each other who has the highest spot in the tree
>>708091907
>hurr you can't prove there isn't a pink unicorn kingdom under my bed that only i can see
kill yourself
>>708094544
Do you believe in modern elite conspiracies to remove your beliefs in modern elite conspiracies?
Cause I don't
>>708094754
I'm glad you don't, that would be silly. But it doesn't answer my question.
Do you believe in natural selection, survival of the fittest, all that?
>>708094692
Under rated post ftw
/thread
>>708094625
You're so ignorant it hurts
They kiss the Qur'an, not the Bible, or as it is called "Injil" in Arabic.
The Qur'an does mention the Bible, and that it is actually the Word of God, but Muslims claim that the "real Injil" is lost, when in reality it actually isn't, it is the best preserved book in history, and anyone who reads it will immediately notice that it throws Islam out of the window.
>Deal with it
I did, how about you open a book, then you can "deal with it" too
>>708094394
>faggot coward who hides his beliefs to avoid confrontation
nobody asked how certain you were about your beliefs, they asked WHAT THEY WERE
>>708094932
They kiss the Injil too.
Monkeys all of you
Atheist/Buddhist reporting
>>708081892
pagan tier I guess?
fuk u rational materialist
>>708081892
>>708082758
why consider buddhism a respectable religion when it was literally copied off brahmanism and changed to make it seem better
they also reward people for converting to buddhism because they are like a cult following
not to mention the monks that do absolutely fucking and leech off the rest of society with free food and housing
>>708094845
sure, but survival of the fittest has been historically misinterpreted to justify all sorts of misguided selfish fantasies.
Buddhist, though as >>708093881 alludes, it's really more of a philosophy than religion.
Most Japanese are a combination of Buddhist and Shinto.
>>708094994
Lol... They say it's lost, how can they kiss it? Even if they did kiss it, it would be weird since it throws Islam out of the window.
And in any case, what has kissing go to do with the truth? I don't care what you kiss, doesn't make it any more true or false
>>708091907
this
also chaos magick
>>708094937
I literally don't give a shit about religion.
>>708095171
meant to say "absolutely fucking nothing"
>>708094727
edgy
>>708095221
Nobody asked that you fucking coward
Deistic reporting though not featured here. Basically I believe in God but not in religion
>>708095192
Selfish means something different to the two of us, but anyway it's irrelevant to my point.
Do you admit that human societies and nations have some of the characteristics of living organisms? That is, they change over time, they compete, they can be more or less fit based on how they self-order?
>>708095192
selfishness is rewarded by that metric
it is natural law, of course, but humans can be greater than that if we so choose, although ignoring it leads to dysgenics like modern society
>>708095198
>throws Islam out the window
Islam came after the Bible. How fucking stupid are you?
Muslims kiss the Bible and call it Injil.
>>708095430
>Islam came after the Bible
LOL and? That only supports my view!
The Bible says Jesus was crucified, this is a historical fact that even Atheist historians affirm, yet the Qur'an denies this. This is just one example of historical inaccuracies that plague the Qur'an.
So Muslims kiss a book that contradicts the Qur'an? Well that's nice, good for you, I'm not sure what you're trying to prove with that
>>708081892
I come from a very christian family, i always agreed with the whole jesus vibe, the golden rule and things like that.
But i've never been able to conciliate the actions of the church as an organization and the less agreeable parts of the bible.
I've developed with time my own, more spiritual spin on christianity.
I'm happy with it, it helps me have the right attitude during good and bad times. It helps me be more understanding and empathetic.
Why is believing in nothing better than what i have?
>>708082452
Considering? I didn't know we really had a choice. Always thought was moar of a conclusion than a choice.
>>708095355
>human societies
I see where your ignorance is coming into play now
Evolution is about genetic pools and breeding populations, inferring judgments about different societies and nations is shortsighted and foolish, principally because it's not concerning itself with the health of the entire species, and quite the opposite in practice
>>708095375
>selfishness is rewarded
sometimes, but certainly not always. Natural selection and evolution describes behavior of entire breeding populations, not individuals.
>2016
>Not realizing you as an observer are God, and everything exists because you will it
I know plenty of atheists who are superstitious so no way does being an atheist make you top tier. Lacking any superstitious beliefs would make you that.
Vice versa I also know a lot of decent and smart hard-core christians who only believe because of their upbringing and/or life experiences.
I strive to help both though. Don't believe anything without solid evidence.
>>708095768
>Evolution is about genetic pools and breeding populations
What are races and ethnicities, which until recently constituted the basis for states
>the health of the entire species
I care less about the entire species than my own nation.
But you didn't answer the question. Can human societies become more or less fit based upon the values and structures they use to order themselves?
>>708081892
Hinduism respectable tier?? But they shit in the streets and worship statues they themselves made
>>708095998
Natural Selection has nothing to do with this, if you want a philosophy to justify your selfishness you'll have to study a little harder.
I'm an atheist myself, but the community of us is terrible. Especially "the warriors" that want to prove everyone how right they are. Like come on. You shouldn't give a fuck if someone is or isn't religious, respect him.
>>708083757
>>708096209
You're avoiding the question. You're also using that word that we differ radically on the definition of.
>>708081892
Agnostic Atheist who actively dislikes the Abrahamic religions, but who doesn't push atheism on religious people.
>>708096292
While you can metaphorically extend some aspects of organisms to societies and nations, making any inferences related to "survival of the fittest" is completely pointless. The metaphor is too extended and inaccurate for the two to have anything to do with each other in reality.
So no.
Im a muslim
>>708081892
LaVeyan satanist. aka. atheist without giving a fuck.
>>708096615
Edgy
>>708096240
if you were an actual athiest you should look at the facts and dislike religion as a whole
religion takes lives, steals money, and oppresses certain peoples.
religion is the cancer of the human race
not sure why you think a person's religion deserves to be respected
>>708090873
> patriotic.jp2gmd
>>708096657
Its not about the edge factor, Its a way of life.
>>708096764
No true scotsman?
>>708081892
>>708081892
>>708096597
I would disagree. While it's true that it's difficult (though not impossible) for a culture to go completely extinct, it can become internally weak and either lose ground to competing cultures (on a macro, civilizational scale, usually) or be conquered and bastardized (on the smaller, national level).
Modern, progressive values decrease societal fitness, and therefore it's not about what I personally like and more about what's good for the nation.
>>708096764
atheism is a religion faggot
the endpoint of which is philosophical nihilism, which is depressing but also states that because nothing matters anything is possible
your argument is extremely fallacious from the get go if you think that there is no room for you to be wrong
the only logical position is agnosticism, deism or chaos magick
Deists>Atheists
Prove me wrong
>>708097079
modern progressive values are designed by political elites to be as dysgenic as possible
just look at what's happened in the west in the past 6 years, this level of destruction is not unprecedented by any means but the speed at which it occured is astounding
>>708097218
they can't, that's the point
cogito ergo sum means more than the fedoratippers think
>>708097337
Indeed. I'm trying to walk him through that entire set of hoops, though.
>>708081892
I'm a Jungian esoteric mystic who is also an atheist. What now, OP?
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>>708097421
i'm really tired of doing that, it almost never gets anywhere due to selection bias, and there is not a lot of time left to do it
I think humanity as a whole is not evolved enough to be able or even want to control their own destinies
We shall soon have our golden age or an age of repression the likes of which we cannot even fathom outside of fantasy
>>708097482
so
chaos magick?
do any workings with the shadow?
>>708081892
your atheism pepe needs a fedora neckbeard
>>708097482
Sounds like you're trying your hardest to be special
>>708097749
or maybe you're just determined to be boring
>>708081892
Are all of you faggots white? How is it that its only white people I see in documentaries where the become Muslims or Hindus and it looks weird. Like that one aussie that went full Islam and had his name changed to Mohammed. Wtf
>>708097195
atheism isn't a religion its just a lack of belief in spiritual bullshit u retarded cowshit eating mongrel
>>708097689
No, I'm not a magician. I don't try to bend the Universe to my Will, just understand it. As a Jungian I use a variety of different traditions as models for achieving a kind of parallax, delving the deep mysteries.
While I think the Goetia has tremendous power as a manifestation of the male force, I believe that our own inner selves should always be female.
>>708081892
I just applied falsifiability principle to religions. This make me an apatheist I guess - discussions about religion won't ever achieve anything productive.
>>708097939
societal conditioning in the west does this
as well as white guilt being pushed so hard the agenda is almost palpable
>>708098002
right
you have a void where you should be trying to transcend your own limitations
and science is your religion, if not the state
to quote eyedea, you never fall if you never fight
>>708098008
cmon man, you gotta apply some of that knowledge
the middle path is an excuse to do nothing
everything else is all good though, whatever works for you
>>708098008
goetic spirits are also not generally friendly or pleasant
you'd be much better off not associating with the hoodlums of the spirit world imo
that's just like my opinion though, man
>>708098011
so you decided to be boring?
or that the most essential questions of the human experience aren't worth asking
>>708083572
I like this man's response, give him a cochon de lait
>>708098416
>The existence of gods is not put aside for ontological or epistemic reasons – for democratic or existential reasons, it is deemed unnecessary. This is a universalization of the fundamental democratic principle that there are no first- and second-class humans and that among other species or beings (including hypothetical gods or aliens elsewhere in the universe), human beings also are not second class. In this version the existence of the gods is thus not one of the so-called grand questions in life.
>>708098218
The Great Mother is the void which gives rise to all possibility, and is more powerful than the male. As the Tao Te Ching says, everyone serves the Tao, though some serve the Tao by not serving the Tao.
>>708098306
Depends. Approach the Goetic forces with anger or fear and they return it. Approach them with respect and they return that too. They're like a big, vicious dog: immensely dangerous, but loyal and strong allies to those who have earned its respect. The problem is most people insist on approaching them with threats and evokings. Demonolatry is almost the opposite of demonology; rather than threatening, one approaches the Goetia with humility as a supplicant.
>>708098557
egalitarianism is objectively wrong though
if you want to be boring and channel all your energies into controlling other humans through political ideas, that's all good too, we need some of that, but at least shill for accurate belief structures
>>708087978
That's why hippies think that they have connections with higher entities because taking to much hallucinogens makes you believe in fucking juju
>>708098672
you all good by yoself, you don't need my advice
carry on
hail eris
>>708098742
try dmt sometime
you also forget that the description of OBEs and peak human experiences are in lockstep with those of high dose or properly pointed psychedelic experiences
>>708098672
demonaltry is also known to work pretty well
I'd consider the demon lords more as prideful (but for good reason) old generals, they demand respect but will also give it to those they deem worthy
>>708081892
Loli worshiping my son
>>708091021
Atheism is so much worse than Islam. Im sick of reading about atheist death squads killing people.
>>708081892
I have no proof or disproof in the exsistence of a god, hence I cannot confirm nor disconfirm the exsistence.
My upbringing has taught me that there is no god, but being older u kinda realise this:
If we humans somehow manage to create artificial intellegence, then we could with enough computing power simulate an entire world.
If it is theoretically possible to simulate a world, what are the odds that our world is not a "simulation" so to speak. God might be what we decided to name the ppl who created the simulation. And potentially they might have interfered early on (angels and so?).
Because of what I've been taught growing up my gut still tells me that there is no god, and I will live my life as if no god exsists, but I can never be certain.
Blindly denying the exsistence gods is no better than blindly accepting the exsistence of gods
>>708098994
Islam and whacked out cults are just about the only things atheism is better than
and militant atheists are fucking annoying
>>708099065
the simulation has already been created
it is what we live in, and we shall in turn when our tech has progressed enough create another world for ourselves
so have fun in this best of all worlds, you earned it
>>708099191
How can you know though? The odds are certainly in the favor is that answer though, but can't be sure.
>>708099261
you never know
however spacetime has shown to be curved in general relativity, and all curves must eventually come back upon themselves
this is in agreement with all major and minor world religions worth their salt
it's also all in the grid of beliefs you choose to look through to see reality, no grid is more true than any other but some are much more useful and less restrictive
>>708091907
Being this fucking retarded is beyond my belief fucking hell mate... Fucking amerifats cant even do it right have to make atheism into a fucking religion can't we just be non belivers who dont give a shit about religion and dont want to spend our time on it... Like fucking hell dude you should throw yourself out infront of a car and rid the world of your worthless retard ass
>>708099462
rather than sitting in a corner pouting like those that treat it as a religion you choose to not even play the game
which is cool and much better than those edgelords, but you never yearn to transcend your limitations and aspire to be something greater than the sum of your parts?
On all levels, except physical, i am a banana.
>>708081892
Agnostic Atheist is superior to your Atheism.
>>708081892
Atheist/skeptic agnostic here. OP is cringey as fuck. Pls stay in your flat the rest of your life.
>>708095230
OP asked this anon u two timing tit twisting twig bitch
Christian here.Atheism is shit and ,,new-aUtheism'' is a modern day Cult of Reason,having its own cult leaders like Sam Harris and Dawkins which are their regular fap material,while most of them are SJW,Feminists,faggot lords,marxist etc
>>708099890
those two words do not agree with each other logically
Agnosticism being the belief that it is not possible for humans to know the exact workings of the universe
and atheism being that we can, have already broken the eggshell open, and found nothing
which is to say human intelligence is superior to that of the universe that created us
>>708081892
>implying Christianity consists only of protestantism and Catholicism because you are Amerifag
Orthodox christianism is really open-minded I think
>Also someone can make a set of beliefs from various religious. No religious is absolutely wrong nor right > whatever someone believes, he can deny the existence of God if he thinks logically.. However God maybe doesn't mentle with the world making him just an observer
>>708099985
while this is 100% true many forms of christianity are just as cringey and shill for the same diversity and tolerance bullshit
>>708081892
>poo-in-the-loo
>respectable
>>708099985
>marxist
Care to explain what you think the tenets of Marxism are, Sunny Jim? I suspect your answer would be hilariously entertaining, which is why it's a shame you'll slink off and jerk it to pictures of Ann Coulter's 5 o'clock shadow to avoid displaying your Dunning-Kruger ignorance.
>>708100173
your post is fine, especially near the end but
>christianism
oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>708100173
Can't deny *
>>708100235
he is referring to cultural marxism as defined by the Frankfurt School, although he may or may not know that
show me an example of communism that worked, it just replaces one ruling class with another and is the definition of rank populism
Catholic master race
>>708100660
you're a pope too you know
I think I'M buddhist
I believe that there may be higher beings out there, but that it basically doesn't matter.
But Shintoism is cool.
>>708102320
you might want to think more until you know
>>708081892
Christian here, whaddya need?
>>708102975
Why would that not matter
>>708102320
I think YOU'RE buddhist
>>708081892
>master race
Cunt, your are only master to your excessive pubic fat and your tiny penis. Piece of human waste....
Lutheran christian reporting in
>>708103191
as much as I hate the fedora tippers you are just as bad if you act like that
Agnostic because you're fucking retarded to say if you know whether or not a god exists.
>>708103585
it doesn't
>>708103585
Maybe, but why not have a ticket in the lottery?
>>708103675
atheism is your religion then
pretty boring and depressing fam
>>708103684
you can do that in agnosticism
you can do anything you feel like with that belief structure as nothing is really wrong
>>708103585
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>>708103874
what's your belief structure anon
agnostic here, where do I fall onto this obviously accurate chart
>>708103909
above atheism, like many other belief structures they do not, don't want to, or can't understand
>>708103902
Christian.
>inb4 haha lel ur rong haha
>>708103909
oh wait didn't see the tiny ass text, k guess i;m cringy as fuck then
>>708104001
you're not wrong but depending on your interpretation you might be dumb
>>708103585
Am I also retarded to think that there is a zero possibility that there is a giant cheeto ball flying around the universe the same size as the sun?
It is more realistically to believe that we are in a computer generated world than there being a divine being watching over us. And I would believe the first before I'll think about accepting the second as a possibility.
It just doesn't add up, and to whoever thinks it does, they aren't thinking hard enough
>>708082501
Hello, 9GAG !
>>708103062
Because it's most likely not going to affect me or anybody I know within our life times.
>>708103791
Well, its not about the belief structure in of itself, its more like all or nothing.
According to the christianity I was born and raised in, you have to believe Jesus was the son of god, and incarnation of his words as a part of the holy trinity to be saved. In this religion (among many others) you cant say "Im agnostic" and be saved regardless of which religion is right
>>708104081
a zero possibility? Yes, as the universe is infinite, though the possibility is astronomically small
if the universe is a simulation then you can hack it if you see the pixels, namsayin
The actual chart.
>>708104130
yeah, but your freestyle interpretation is just as, if not more valid then the line that's pushed
so just say you're saved regardless of personal beliefs
the people who invented that line of thought were just that
>>708104206
you're a pope too
also my religion isn't on there shitlord you're oppressing me
>>708104206
Does One Holy Catholic Apostolic Church have keyblade wielders? Are they fighting against the heartless?
>>708104433
yeah man
that's what the Jesuits are
Is there a religion name for people who believe we are living in a computer simulation?
Because that would be the only borderline plausible religion.
>>708104643
chaos magick or bust
look for the pixels
String theory is exactly what lines of code would look like to intelligences inside a sim
>>708104325
If I'm interpreting you correctly (correct me if I'm wrong) You're saying, if one believe he is saved, he is saved by default for believing that.
Thats not how most religions works. If you're taking a stand from JUST your standpoint, you may be
BUT
Let's just say there's a chance my christianity is right, your belief wont save you there. Let's say islam is correct, your belief wont save you there. Let's say you're saved if you believe you're saved, then you're saved by your faith.
From this viewpoint, I (as a christian) am saved in 2/3 viewpoints. You're only saved in 1/3.
>>708104902
yeah, but due to the fact nothing outside of one's own thoughts and awareness can be objectively proved, I still win
don't limit yourself
>>708104902
man creates his gods, not the other way around, unless you find it useful to look at it that way
or can't stop
>>708104957
You don't win jack shit.
I'm aware nothing can be definitely proven, but I still have a greater ticket in "the lottery of religions" (If we should use this metaphor) than you have. And I'm also aware theres a slim chance I'm right, but a slim chance, is better than a super-slim chance to be right.
