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celeb thread
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>>708075905
>tfw I saw that within minutes of posting
>>708075661
More Katy Perry please.
>dat ass
>>708076791
same here anon
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is one o-of the m-most beautiful w-women in the w-world and I-I'm very l-lucky t-to have her... M-Many m-men h-have desired h-her because o-of her b-beauty b-but it t-took a-a sissy l-like m-me t-to f-finally tame her...
>>708077702
>tfw no recent bikini pics
>>708078026
Awwright, stutterfag has arrived. Celeb thread is now a-go.
>>708078156
That kinda sucks but at least we can enjoy her cuteness
Who are these people?
>>708078701
In order Katy Perry, G Hannelius and Vanessa Hudgens
>>708078825
Thanks for the info, at first it thought the OP posted a picture of a fern bush as a celeb.
>>708079236
no problem anon
>>708078026
I-I d-don't think m-many m-men know h-how w-weird i-it is t-to possess a-a world cl-class beauty... I-It's s-so wonderful t-to know you h-have a great trophy w-wife that s-some m-men w-would d-do anything f-for...
Is this G?
>>708080088
yes but that angle is unflattering on anyone
>>708080364
I can't find whwre she posted the pic.
>>708080535
>>708080591
>>708080637
>>708080576
weird. Maybe she/whoever posted it deleted it.
>>708079724
Sometimes I-I get t-too sissy f-for my own g-good and I-I just sit there and don't know what t-to do with her... She's o-often t-tells m-me t-to be more aggressive b-but it's not easy f-for a beta like me...
>>708080783
When Victoria Justice snuck that 5th of Smirnoff into school and drank it at lunch...great episode
>>708080783
I-I think that's why when w-we g-go out the alpha are immediately dr-drawn to her... I mean wh-what's b-better than having a beautiful w-world class babe w-with a useless s-sissy clinging around her... They s-see m-my weakness and t-try t-to push me a-aside s-so they can p-pick her u-up...
>>708081411
Are you a cuckold?
>>708075661
>celeb thread
Literally don't recognize any bitch in this thread
Except I recognized Katy Perry's ass because you know
>>708081411
Once a-a huge 6 f-foot 100 m-monster, muscled up l-like arnold Swartzenegger, came u-up t-to us and p-put h-his f-fist in my f-face.. H-He s-said a scrawny l-limpy l-looking d-dude l-like m-me has n-no business w-with s-such a beautiful w-women... He s-said w-women w-want a-a real m-man as h-he flexed h-his m-mighty bicep 3 millimeters fr-from my nose, g-giving it a light tweak... I-I t-told h-him I-I w-was s-sorry about m-my sissy failings and I-I know s-such a great w-woman deserves s-so much better... B-But I t-told h-him she nevertheless h-has m-me d-deeply in her h-heart and she w-wants t-to stay w-with me at the moment... "Why you!" he exclaimed as he buckled his m-mighty b-body, c-curled h-his f-fist up and prepared I-I'm s-sure t-to r-rip my head o-off w-with one stroke o-of his hand... W-We high t-tailed i-it out o-of there s-so f-fast the m-man n-never h-had wherewithal t-to u-utter another syllable...
>>708082413
In his d-dreams.
>>708082413
Please d-don't take m-my mistress fr-from m-me g-good sir... I-I'm n-not s-sure if that's s-such a-a good idea f-for a sissy l-like me...
>>708083008
Does Victoria peg you?
Once again a celeb thread ruined by autism.
>>708083008
I would make you suck my dick clean after fucking her in the ass.
>>708083008
I-I'm t-too wimpy t-to ask f-for that s-sir...
>>708081038
>>708083774
I'd do it!
>>708084212
Legs open, ready for the D
Vicky is the greatest
better than tinder! plenty of horny girls of your city on http://mrred.pw
>>708084351
Dressing like that, of course that's what she's waiting on
>>708084589
no
>>708083644
Dyke paedo who admitted molesting her sister. Would probably hatefuck though.
>>708083774
Whoa... I-I know m-my mistress likes strong m-men b-but I dare n-not l-let another man h-have sex w-with her... She i-is too v-valuable t-to me g-good sir...
>tfw no rich twink bf
>>708084999
I-I d-don't know i-if I-I w-would b-be turned o-on i-if I-I saw her fl-flirting w-with a alpha... Since I-I'm s-such a-a sissy I-I just might though... I-I confess I-I find i-it fascinating when a-alphas approach her and t-try t-to p-pick her up...
>>708085380
Tits or GTFO
>>708085168
>>708085960
Kinda hot
>>708078026
I've been thinking about you all evening. God, I'd love to fuck your stuttering face. Something about this whole persona you've created just makes me what to violently fuck your face and little pink asshole. I want to tie you up . I'll bet almost everyone here wants your holes.
>>708085822
>implying im female. Im a gay leaning bisexual.
>>708086157
I don't anon that's rather gay and I'm straight
Mmmmm...nostalgia.
>>708086157
Pounding stutterchans tight little boypussy as he begs and moans for his waifu
>>708081411
What an absolute faggot
>>708080535
oh shit...more
>>708086157
>>708085820
Thank y-you g-good s-sir f-for y-your k-kind w-words... I h-have a great w-woman and I-I know I-I d-don't deserve h-her because of m-my sissiness...
>>708086572
Imagine him trying to crawl away on the floor, shrieking, "N+no, Anon! Muh, my ass isn't f-for fuh-fucking!" Then you grab his hips, pull him back and go balls deep. Eventually, he stutters, "M-m-more, Anon! Feed me!" Diamonds.
>>708087345
Who?
>>708083644
My eyes watered after seeing this, I feel ill
>>708087498
Mmmnf
"N-n-o anon p-p-please! My M-m-mistress won't be happy!"
Before i slam my dick back into that tight little fuckhole and hear his moans of pleasure as his little girlcock bounces around like a slut~
>>708087184
I-I'm s-sure b-buckets o-of men w-would r-ravage h-her mercilessly f-for days i-if they p-possessed h-her b-but I-I'm seriously s-so beta I-I j-just l-like to s-sit on m-my hands and l-look at her... I-I l-like h-her beauty and th-that's the reason I-I m-made my successful play; sh-she's v-v-very n-nice to l-look at...
>>708087184
It's true. You deserve to be slapped silly and fucked for hours by a group of men who both want and despise you. When your ass is sore, your face is numb from being fucked, and every muscle and joint feels swollen and strained, Wed surround you and piss into your mouth before round two began. Do you own many women's clothes?
>>708087528
Filename, you fucking nigger
>>708087819
>>708087498
That's pretty fucking gay anon. take the gay ERP somewhere else
better than tinder! plenty of horny slutty girls of your city on http://mrred.pw
>>708088147
Nah, we're fine here. Stutterfag has brought us together. We're just comparing our plans of what we'd do to that little, hairless, lean twink.
>>708088468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY4Cj68XIiA
>>708087934
Envy i-is r-rotten a-as w-wood g-good s-sir... I o-own a-a great w-woman and m-many m-men w-want me t-to go sky diving w-without a-a parachute... I-I w-wish sh-she h-had a-a great m-man t-to l-look up to instead o-of a manlet...
>>708083644
That's some guy tucking, right?
>>708082457
Moar of this girl pls
>>708088732
Who is this "Envy"? Another one of your "mistresses" that also has a penis?
>>708089231
>>708087528
Richard Dreyfuss
>>708090868
Is that Barry Kripke?
>>708090854
~~~~~
>>708078416
The reason I know that half the fucking people on /b/ are kids is because every god damn celeb thread is full of girls that only people who watch Nickelodeon and the Disney channel on a regular basis would know who they are.
>>708091537
>>708091270
So underrated it hurts
>>708091608
>>708091565
Right target, wrong audience.
The problem is that half the people on /b/ would fuck 13 year olds.
>>708091664
>>708089396
>>708088732
I-I know she w-would t-take v-very k-kindly t-to an alpha l-like y-you g-good sir b-but I-I d-don't know i-if I-I c-could convince h-her enough b-because o-of h-her f-feelings t-toward m-me...
better than tinder! plenty of slutty girls of your city on http://mrred.pw
>>708082457
that's because you don't watch Nickelodeon or the Disney channel. Probably because you aren't a 12 year old girl.
>>708091685
>The problem is that half the people on /b/ would fuck 13 year olds.
Not our fault when the 13 year olds look like this
>>708091565
I last watched Disney Channel years ago I just think she's cute
>>708091712
>>708088294
This chick is so fucking hot. She needs to show tits already.
>>708092019
>>708091773
M-My m-mistress j-just shakes h-her h-head a-at m-me a-as I-I stand back and alpha after alpha m-makes h-his play at her everywhere w-we g-go...
>>708091565
Some men prefer good looking teens? Fucking weird man.
Here's Ellen so I don't piss you off even more.
>>708092376
That isn't what he said. He said all the girls are pseudo-celebrities because only people who watch Nickelodeon or the Disney Chanel would know who they are. Therefore /b/ is full of kids who watch Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel.
>>708092265
I-If I-I w-was a-a real m-man I-I guess I-I would say something about it... B-But I-I d-don't want m-my h-head to be split o-open by Alpha-rage...
Hello everyone!
>>708093205
hey anon
>>708093292
Hey G anon.
How are ya?
>>708093445
Pretty good. You?
>>708093617
>>708092897
At l-least she g-gets t-to h-have s-some f-fun conversations w-with them when they try t-to get h-her... She always l-laughs when they m-make f-fun o-of sissy me...
better than tinder! plenty of horny twats of your city on http://mrred.pw
>>708093653
Oh I'm ok. Have a slight headache but that's fine.
>>708093729
>>708078150
Ass to ass
>>708093882
hope you get better soon then anon
>>708089154
no its even worse
>>708092802
Oh, ok. I'm a dumbass. Sorry >>708091565
>>708094048
Thank you, I will.
That smirk..
>>708093292
here, I fixed the levels for you, dingleberry.
>>708083644
>>708093729
They s-say I-I'm j-just a manlet and why is a beautiful w-woman l-like her messing around w-with m-me... She j-just laughs and says it's purely charity w-work on h-her part: s-sort of l-like feeling p-pity f-for a helpless worm......
>>708094357
>>708094318
ty anon
>>708091662
more of this girl who appears as not a total narcissistic cunt which is for some sick reason a rarity in the modern time?
Her smile makes me always smile aswell...
She is so cute.
>>708094936
Yeah, she seems to be really cool and cute in person.
>>708095239
>>708095341
>>708094436
Serious mental illness right here
Have you kidnapped and murdered anyone yet?
>>708097576
>>708097636
she have waardenburg syndrome?
>>708078150
Labyrinth Jennifer Connelly is best
>>708094436
>>708096921
The alphas a-are always t-telling her t-to leave m-me and g-go on a date... I-I always h-hope she declines them and sh-she s-so far always has... I-I'm m-much t-too scared t-to interrupt h-her when sh-she is in d-deep conversations w-with these men s-so I-I just stay s-s-sissy-silent...
>>708075661
>>708098806
I-I usually w-watch a-as they start t-to m-make their manoeuvres o-on h-her: allowing their hands t-to w-wander around and lightly t-touch h-her h-here and there... She s-seems t-to almost enjoy i-it... S-Sometimes their fingers p-poke and p-prod her b-boobs, ass and pussy, causing h-her t-to breathe heavy and m-moan... I-It i-is usually a-at this point I-I w-work u-up some s-sissy courage and h-have t-to say s-something before things get t-too out of hand...
>>708091816
source pls?
>>708099327
Fucking break your keyboard and throw it in a fire, you useless piece of stuttering shit!
You're gonna die alone.
>>708093495
needs more ariana
Let's jerk off to Katy Perry together.
>>708099794
>>708099327
>>708099717
B-But m-my m-mistress w-will always k-keep m-me company g-good s-sir... I-I am a-a very l-lucky m-man t-to have s-such a woman... M-Men generally wh-when they f-find out ab-about me w-want t-to send m-me to Syria f-for a vacation...
>>708100250
>>708100286
I-I always wonder why sh-she d-decided u-upon m-me b-but the only thing I-I can think of is m-my ridiculous s-sissiness attracted h-her... I-I'm even afraid o-of my own shadow...
>>708093445
Real g anon here.
>>708078150
anyone got that slomo ass to ass gif?
>>708100566
I know I-I'm not a-a real m-man s-so I-I allow random alphas t-to tease and pleasure h-her w-with their attempts t-to get her when w-we go out in p-public... She r-really enjoys them and th-the experience... I-If only I-I could m-muster s-such manliness and courage...
>>708100665
did u learn spanish to talk to her?
heh, keep the change kid
>>708100665
Objection!
There isn't a singular 'true' G anon there are several
>>708091816
SAUCE?
>>708101438
Keep your dirty hands off!
>>708086161
you mean you are a promiscuous degenerate?
>>708102037
no anon she's my waifu
>>708100665
Hey.
>>708100894
post her feet
>>708102560
You know spamming her will make everyone relate her face to irritation, you would understand this if you weren't an obvious aspie.
>>708102760
other anons do it but ok I'll post someone different
>>708083644
So gross.
New thread pls!
>>708103071
New thread.
>>708103107
