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>age
>why are you still one
>>708039540
42
i'm not
>>708039540
>8
>cus my wee wee too small
>>708039540
22
I'm not
>>708039540
22
women are annoying
Gross
I mean jesus christ, if you could objectively design a female, do you think JUST MAYBE you would place her shit pipe away from her fucking vagina
jesus christ, so gross
>21
>I've had sex somewhere around 2000 times.
>it wasn't hard to calculate when I've been in several long term relationships where I had sex around 10 times a week.
25
nervous about seeing an escort
Lost it at 17
20
im neet
>>708039540
48 yo KHV reporting in !
>>708039936
lost my virginity to a craigslist hooker. cant say im proud of it but it beats being a virgin. the herpes was (sorta) worth it
>>708039540
22
because insecure about 5" dick
>>708039540
I would love to lick both of those assholes
>>708040210
How much did you hafta pay(for the hooker)
21
Cus i never talk to girls and they dont talk to me
40 year old faggot 100+ women 2 traps
>>708039540
33
Abused, was taught that hating sex was right when I was a kid; moved too much, was never able to keep long term friends; I used to freeze up and get tense as fuck if a girl was interested; got like half a dozen major but not life threatening health problems. Now I just don't give a fuck about trying to get a gf or getting laid.
>39
>live in a shit town where all the girls want black guys only
31, because I'm not a normie
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>708039837
this
>20
>don't care about sex
>>708040287
Not a problem anon, find you a girl that illegal. Marry her first for her papers green card and prestother, no more virgin
18 and never been in a relationship
>>708039540
23
have no game, don't know how to chat girls up, kinda ugly, dont have a job, dont have any friends.....tbh they're not excuses strangely i have turned down times that i could have had sex because im slightly scared of it.
>18
>had a bunch of chances, but never went through with them.
>>708040395
more to a redneck town?
>>708039540
>20
I freeze up when a girl wants to fuck. I don't know what my fucking problem is. I've gotten head though
>>708039540
21 yo virgin
>anxiety,social problems and so on
>completely beta
>at least im not fat
>>708040219
honestly, don't worry about it, /b/ro. If she's obsessed with dick size, she's not a keeper anyway.
Take a risk, be a little selfish, have fun. Once you're over the hump (heh) it gets easier.
19
Cause I'm afraid of failure which will most certainly occur if I try and approach a girl
Who also kissless virgin here?
lost it at 23. gf at the time was pretty cool. one night she was like, "c'mon, we're gonna fuck."
I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE before i got laid
social anxiety, regular anxiety, depression
to be honest, i did turn down a couple of sure-things before that
>21
> Was in bed with my now ex eating her out. Get her off once. "Ok my turn." Pop on condom and ready to slide my cock in. "anon wait, i don't feel like doing this" "uhhh ok"
Turns out she was raped as a kid and had a some PTSD attack right before I could fuck her. Oh well.
>>708040563
Same
>>708039857
Really?
I love girl ass so much
It grossed me out until about 3 months ago when I finally found a skinny blonde who loved ass stuff
I'm 30 btw
>>708039540
lost the keys to my chastity belt when moving flats, haven't found a way to get it off
23 btw
>>708039540
>18
>Wanna do it with someone who think I mean something
>>708040873
im 18, virgin, but not kissless tho
>>708040515
are you me?
22
anxiety mostly, also I'm not that handsome so that doesn't help. If I had a normal personality I'd do all right.
21
Have nothing in common with women, can't talk about any of the things I like, can't listen to anything that they like
33 and I want to die soon...
>>708041142
No, I think he's me
Lost my virginity at 15. Always been friends with girls. Found out at a young age that they like fucking almost as much as guys.
>>708041127
pffft. If you meet someone who means all that, marry her (or not). In the meantime, get laid and have fun.
>>708041049
I mean, that's just your biology speaking. The same reason a male donkey gets a massive hardon when he sees a female donkey's pussy.
Try to look at it from afar. A shitter right next to the sex organ. That's gross, man. Bad placement.
>>708040866
I want reddit to leave.
>>708041067
Kek
>>708041067
best answer ive read here in a while
>>708041415
I want douchebag 14yo edgelord to kys
39
I browse 4chan
>>708041347
I feel you man. I never understand how people can lick someones asshole, fucking disgusting.
>>708041347
I hear you
I used to fuck my ex in the ass with a condom just because I was grossed out
Never really understood the appeal of anal
I started loving it after a few weeks. then I gave my girl a bad infection because I was going ass to pussy over and over without cleaning
Now I'm single (for other reasons) and I don't think I'll duck a girl in the ass ever again unless She really wants it
>>708040866
Thanks man.
I know I shouldn't be so self-conscious, I'm working on it.
>>708041274
at 33 you can pretty much just lie though
>>708039540
22
Been dealing with severe depression over the last 4-5 years. Testosterone probably super low too.
>>708039935
>it wasn't hard to calculate
>10 times a week
>2000 times
>200 weeks
>~3.5 years of sex ~1.4 times a day
Add shea_96 on snapchat she's 19 and a virgin a HOT ONE sends tons of pics
23
Medical issues since I was a little kid which affected my development, so I didn't have a regular time growing up as a teenager. Also didn't help being an awkward nerd.
And since the end of highschool major depression and almost total isolation.
Kind of sick of making excuses but I have no idea how to even start getting into situations where I can meet girls that are over all the petty high school shit. Also online dating is shit.
>>708041275
Do you know how to read retard?
Also i lost mine at 10 kek
>>708041067
How long has it been on?
>>708039540
23, not a virgin but only have had sex once with a hooker, and a drunken blowjob once with a hooker. I regret the blowjob but not the sex.
reason for this situation is my dick is weird, pearly penile papules, and weird bumps on the shaft where puss comes out if I squeeze them, sort of like hair roots but with no hair coming out of most of them. also I have a pretty hairy dick, with hair about half way up the shaft. the size is average though and doesnt worry me.
>>708041997
Sorry anon wrong reply
23
I've a 5 inch dick and I guess I'm scared of asking girls out, because once I get them in bed, I'd be too embarassed
>43
>genetic trash, was once denied by an escort so decided to just die a virgin
Unfortunate that'll I'll die one, but it is how it is. Am I missing out on a lot, anons?
>>708039540
18
Gf wants to wait until marriage.
>>708042070
>2016
>paying for sex
>>708042070
Just shave it you faggot
>>708039540
Does incest count OP?
Why is nobody complaining about all the normies ITT?
all you bros with babydicks just get good with your tongues and chicks won't mind. trust me ::wink::
>>708042131
Fuckin yes you are
Just kill yourself maybe reencarnation is a real thing
>>708039540
20
A. I work too much
B. I use sarcasm to hide my true feelings after being hurt so many times
>>708042260
Because it's not worth the effort. They're wasting their time telling virgins that they've gotten laid, as if we give a fuck
>>708039540
>23
>closeted bi, chronic crushes on straight(?) friends, not really interested enough in girls to pursue them
Planning on coming out to the guy I like and, if he's not interested, hitting up Grindr and the local gay bar. My craving for dick has gotten unbearable in the last year
>>708040219
>>708042103
That's average m8s.
>>708039540
18
i have autism
>>708039540
26
I never leave the house, unless I have to go to work + I'm a social spaz \& I don't know how to small talk or converse with people
22 years old kissless virgin here
Because i dont think i deserve any type of love from a women
>>708039540
20 fucked a hooker, first few months felt good but 8 months later i still feel the same
>>708042531
Thats not that bad, im so beta that a friend of mine who couldn't even get a erection with viagra had 3 gfs in 2 years and i never even kissed a girl...kid acted more beta then i did most of the time.
20
had the chance to fuck 2 girls..... but thought i could do better.... 5/10 and 6.5/10
>>708039540
26
A mixture of being too shy, having shit self esteem and just not putting in the effort.
Also not really willing to just accept any girl who throws herself at me
>>708042269
Where can I learn techniques? It's not like I'm surrounded by pussy everyday that I can practice on
>>708042144
yeah I know, but it only cost me £30 each time, about as much as it would cost for a date. pretty pathetic I know, but still, not all that bad except for the fact they were complete whores.
>>708042146
when I feel like it I pluck the hairs so that my cock feels better in my hand, it helps abit but I still have a weird complex about my dick.
32 year old wizard here, my powers are growing
>>708039540
18
I don't care about my virginity.
>>708042736
That has been my problem i always think na i could get something better than that, totally regret it now
>>708039540
>54
>Waiting to give it to the love of my life one day
17, social anxiety
>>708042987
Posting in a wizard thread
>>708042987
Shame that lifes that way.
>>708042987
Kek
>>708043089
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>708039935
*gay sex in the anus
>>708042987
>he believes in love
18
Why not?
>>708039540
>goes to 4chan
>assumes sexual partner count
21
lost virginity at 11 with cousin
just playing at first but penetration counts
>just a few days ago
>satisfied with what happened
>>708042131
Not missing out on shit
>>708042788
Dicks look like shit in general anyways, don't feel bad.
>83
>wasn't born with an anus or penis
27
I've just never really cared, I keep myself more than busy enough. First school, then college, now work. Being a virgin stopped bothering me when I was 18.
30
Literally autistic and dislike being touched by most people. Not really that important to me.
>>708043433
cut dicks especially
>>708043256
Hot
27
I have game, I'm decent looking, and I bring chicks to my apartment all the time. But I usually just bail and they crash on the couch. I'm terrified of actually going for it and I have no idea why. When I was in college I got accused of raping a chick and got suspended until like 6 people verified my alibi that she came on to me and then we both passed out and nothing happened. Must have ruined me for life. Sux ass.
>>708043502
25 still got it
got a 7 inch dick told myself in HS not to kill self cause at least you don't have a micro dick
however HS has long past and still virgin. I mainly blame is on having no social life, cousin tries to get me out of the house but i just blow him off. Im decent looking and go to the gym and take care of myself.
in the end as a kissless virgin im scared of failing, REALLY scared of kissing for the first time and every day i get older i get more scared so i just dont do anything
i really am in a sick and twister spin
>>708043771
This
Nothing wrong with it.
>>708039739
fuck off
>>708040770
So, just freeze, say to her "not gonna lie, this is all new to me", no matter your age, let her do the work, you'll soon come around.
>>708039772
MODS
>>708040866
Serial rapist confirmed
22 7.5/10 boring non-social weirdo , and dick bends -45 degree half way down. Have seen some porn with such dicks but still very anxious about it. (for those wondering, Juliya C )
How come people don't brag about their real accomplishments?
Accidental pussy is not something to brag about. You're a part of 7 billion, is what you are.
>>708039540
MOAR/Sauce of the OP
>>708040976
Sounds like she saw the bell cheese or the tiny dick and gave you the old raped as a kid line.
>>708039540
25
I struggle to maintain an erection when I'm nervous.
>>708039837
yeah, I'm 100% certain that *that's* the only reason.
>12
>im autistic and wear a fedora just like the rest of you
To all whom it may concern,
I'm case of virginity, consider stopping by the VR thread over at /t/.
You only require a 1080p phone and a 2$-15$ headset.
Though I wonder what the long term consequences would be like.
>29
I've got that Steve Carrel in the 40 Year Old Virgin thing going where I got really close several times, but now I've got other priorities. People I meet, especially women who are attached, assume I"m a lady's man. I'm decent looking and in good shape, but I've lost the desire to pursue women. They're just not that important to me anymore.
>>708042131
nah pussy isnt worth the crazyness of these girls man
I'm 17. I tried it with my boyfriend but my vag wouldn't open enough for him to get it in. I think it was due to my anxiety of it hurting. We've since broken up so I never got another chance
>>708046072
>get banned
>>708040011
how did you manage to achive such high level of sorcery and what are the limits of your powers?
>>708042131
You are not that fucked up; just get yourself another escort. She is not the only one.
BTW, do you have a very big genetic problem or something?
>>708039540
20
Banged 20+ think I might have an std but to scared to get checked
Uni's great
18
not very social
have a hard time expressing my feelings, can only do it through writing books
I'm overwight and very self-aware
I have trouble opening up to people
>>708041067
Many keks
>>708041274
You should probly just do it
>>708041633
Anals good but it's better if she enjoys a finger or a tongue up there rather than fucking I think
>>708039540
>26
>extremely shy guy who works out of his home and is gay in Texas
>>708039540
>18
>IDK i'm not ugly (Not much i guess)
Also rate/roast me
>>708039540
23
Physical illness that kept me in bed through most of midschool and highschool, so had a hard time learning to socialize once I got better.
Then fell pretty hard for the worst possible type of girl who kept me on the hook for the first few years of college then ditched.
Now the last few years I've spent to myself, no girl, no friends, and I kind of like it this way, I hate socializing (because I'm still bad at it), I just wish it wasn't quite so lonely
>>708046072
Good thing he wasn't inside already. Because couples calling an ambulance because they are 'stuck' in each other is an actual thing. Source: dorm room neighbour doing clinic training hours.
>>708047153
You look like a boring, normal person.
>>708047153
Whatchu hidin under that hand bruh?
You pullin a leafy?
>>708039540
24
idk I am trying so hard to get laid with a lady, just never happens, I am bloody ugly and fat I guess
>>708047153
you look good dude 8/10
however maybe you a leafy with weak chin game
>>708047367
>>708047272
please, stop saying that, i hate that motherfucker.
Here's my chin
>>708039540
>27
>because I'm an idiot
27.....
worst part about it is that their have been girls willing to date/fuck me however i just dont know how to seal the deal.
>>708041274
>33 years old
>Virgin
>wants to die
a-are you Jesus?
>>708043831
same, 25 as well.
18
I haven't meet anyone who I would really feel like fucking with
>>708047479
This is way too fucking accurate
>>708047479
Pretty much this
23
>>708041274
I don't get why being a virgin is such a huge thing for guys.
But then, I'm not in your shoes, being harassed by your peers for 'not being man enough.'
Make it less of a desperate goal and more of a casual, unnecessary need in your mind. A hooker can take the edge off.
One of my male friends was feeling antsy because he hadn't fucked anyone in 5 years or so, and it had been about as long for me too, so we went ahead and fucked, no strings attached. It was comforting, to describe it as well as I can. I was comfortable with him as a person, and his ideals and he was comfortable with me and mine. We have a long, good, trusting friendship and I laughed during a lot of it because I was surprised at how fun it is when it's with someone you have a good bond with. Even if that bond is mostly over music, comic books, and depression. I've had some boring sex, but I'd been raped recently in the years before that, so sex seemed like an emotionally numb chore for a good long time. You'd be surprised how many people out there are just starved for intimacy. Get closer with your friends.
Seriously, if you're in desperation mode, DON'T BE AFRAID TO HIRE A HOOKER. You'll feel better having gotten off and won't appear desperate, which drives away chicks.
>>708047153
If even those helicopter blades on your head won't get you off the ground, nothing will mate.
Wrong thread to ask anything, people are here to cry and write down their sorrow.
>>708047468
alright alright gotta lower to 7/10 tho sorry bro
Anyone around Chicago NW burbs wanna lose their virginity?
23
Had sex one time with a girl but she never made me cum, does this mean i'm still virgin /b/ros?
>>708044342
Then stop being nervous you dipshit.
>>708039540
21 good looking but still virgin cuz having a girlfriend is like taking care of my 2 dogs and 2 cats then imagine having one girl and that would be worst plus i have to spent my money for her that's like paying a bitch to fuck ya
>>708041415
>le /b/ hates everything and is mean to everyone maymay
> being this new
>>708047909
>I don't get why being a virgin is such a huge thing for guys.
every culture has their rites of passage. our culture (western) tells us we aren't men until we put our dicks inside a wet hole, so the all fuss around it.
if you ask me, it's better than the african rites where you have to drink blood from animals and shiiet.
>>708048364
You'd be nervous too if you had a 3 inch wonder weenie
>>708048657
Actually dipshit it's because in order to have sex (without paying for it) you need to have your fucking life in order and not be a socially awkward fat weeaboo NEET.
And don't give me this "it's a choice" shit because nobody believes it including yourself.
>>708039540
Wraith.
Have never understood why any woman would want anything to do with me.
28, and I don't care as much as others.
I have had three girls in the past, I could have been banging all of them. Heck, one of them was pretty slutty to boot, so if nothing else as friends with benefits. But, I didn't have the luxury of dealing with any possible emotional baggage and I still don't.
I decided that there are far more important things in my life than getting laid.
>>708039857
>and they call it "intelligent" design
>>708048657
Yeah, that's better. But the pressure and desperation is making you guys unfuckable.
It's so highly-sought after that it's scaring off us bitches and making you guys mean to each other.
Can't we all just embrace hookers and get along?
>>708040210
Doesn't count if you had to pay for it you stupid virgin
27
Low self esteem.
21
My gf only gives me blowjobs she doesn't want to have sex because shes scared to get knocked up and fuck her schooling up.
Tempted to cheat on her because my first time was shit, drunk girl at a party it was like fucking dead fish i would just rather jerk off tbh.
21
Have an irrational fear of sexual inadequacy
I'm one of the few people who thinks sex is gross. No way am I putting my dick inside someone, fuck that.
>>708049430
It counts
Don't be jealous that he took the easier road
>>708040493
until her 4 year full citizenship kicks in then she divorces him and takes everything.
>>708039540
I waited till 25 for the right girl. I dont regret it.
good night virgins
>>708048244
NOPE
>>708039540
27
Women just don't find me attractive, I have tried really hard to find a gf but eventually just gave up, I literally worked out for years just for a chance at a gf, lost over 100 lbs, got down to 159lbs, bought the best clothes I could, whitened my teeth, and tried talking to at least a 1000 different women at bars and spent thousands on going out, the best I did was a date where I kissed a girl and she didn't kiss me back and then a second date where she kissed me on the cheek and I never saw her again, or one time I met a girl who lived 2 hours away from me over a video game and we talked on mic, she convinced me she wanted to come meet me and fuck me but then she saw my picture and backed out
mostly women are just rude to me or pretend I don't exist, I feel like being ugly is the worst curse on earth but I just gave up on women and sort of have learned to cope with it, I just spend most of my time occupied with playing video games and talking to friends over skype or studying for my degree or going to the gym, I feel like I was just born unlucky but it could be worse I still think I have it pretty good even though I am likely never going to experience sex
>>708039540
18
I could if I wanted to, and am not overly concerned with it tbh.
>>708039540
>21
Have attempted sex with a willing chunky 6/10 when I was 19. Was jerking off once or twice a day to porn and didn't realize that could make you not get hard for actual sex. I did get part of my semi hard dick in for like a minute but i couldn't finish so i don't think it counts. Haven't watched porn in months, still waiting for a good opportunity.
>>708041878
Tinder
>>708039540
>20
Haven't ever really tried hard enough, was too depressed to care for a while
>>708049849
just buy sex when you have the money, its not biggie man
>>708041067
LOL
>Lost my virginity at 17
>I'm 26 now
>in a 8 year relationship
>get sex once in a month
>actually not giving a fuck about sex, (at least it's kind of boring for me)
>prefer to jerk off
>18
>I don't know I could probably lose it this weekend if I really wanted to since I matched with a couple cute chicks on Tinder, but I'm really lazy
>>708050131
this right here.
very similar to my situation
>>708049958
Jerking off once or twice a day to porn is actually a little low, I'm gonna need you to get that number up a bit.
>not get hard for actual sex
when you describe the female as a willing chunky 6/10, it makes me think you're not getting your dick HARD because she wasn't all that attractive and you weren't all that into her.
Reduce your anxiety about it, if your penis passed the threshold of her vaginal lips you are no longer a virgin, and rest assured the next 10 times you have sex it's going to be horrible for everyone except you.
>>708039540
>19
>never really tried, also helps that im a bit fat
>>708049211
I'm not a virgin anymore and you are right anon >>708048845, I don't think it's a choise, I do think getting pussy is mandatory to become a man.
When you're a virgin you feel like the whole world knows and is judging you. you barely can lie about it. but after losing virginity men become more assertive, and all the anxiety to speak with girls, and with other men, fades away.
tl;dr: if you've never fucked you're not a real man
>19
Because I haven't had sex before.
>>708050307
The more you jack off, the less physically sensitive you guys get.
You're gonna be soft if you listen to this person.
I might be a little biased, I admittedly get attracted to the more marshmallowey folk.
20
>no game
>no fame
>no shame
>>708050413
kek.
>a bit
22 f
I am gay and have had sex with another female, but have technically not been penetrated by a penis.
>>708039540
This turned my benis big, you bastard, and I don't have a bitch to fuck here you asshole
To late to hit town an find a bitch too, I regret falling a sleep this evening
>18
>I never leave my house
>When I do, if I see a cute girl I just assume she has a boyfriend
>No friends
>Collect figma action figures
>Have a fleshlight
>Have a tenga flip zero coming in the mail
>>708039540
20
Im a stubborn son of a bitch. I've had several chances, but never wanted to take them because I didnt want to loose it to some random chick on tinder.
Finally found the right chick, but turns out she is asexual. Fucking hell
>>708050669
not murica fat, but fat enough to have a big belly
>>708050681
how is your hymen doing?
please tell me.
I dont want to die without fucking a girl that is virgin
>>708039540
18
can't get a boyfriend
>>708050572
>I might be a little biased
you're fuckin retarded and talking about things of which you are not qualified
I am a man pushing 30, been jerking my dick for 18 years now without lube
my dick is as sensitive now as it was the day I discovered the joys of masturbation, thanks to my handy dandy foreskin
and I've really gone at myself, I've been beating my beanbag like it owed me money for over half the time I've been on this earth
fuck you for saying otherwise, dumb nigger
>>708049620
Are you 10 y/o ?
>>708050448
No, it's not necessary for becoming a man. But it helps with CONFIDENCE, even the way you describe it. You stop fearing it because it isn't so new, and that's basically it.
>>708049620
>>708042505
>MY CRAVING FOR DICK HAS GOTTEN UNBEARABLE IN THE LAST YEAR
>I'm n-not gay g-guy, I'm j-just bi!!
really makes me think
15
Cus i haven't gone to my gfs house yet. See you in one week virgins
>>708050831
They don't always break. That's a myth. Mine is fine, thank you for asking.
30 wizard here
because i look like the bastard child of shrek and sloth from the goonies
>>708039540
>22
>no self-esteem
>>708050572
Maye sensitive it's not the word.
The problem might be in our heads, all that porn in the internet just prepare us for every situation that otherwise could astonish you and get a giant erection.
>>708039837
It's not worth it for sex anon, stay strong.
>>708050858
I've seen more american dick, so uncircumsized is a rarity for me. But seriously, going a week without masturbation definitely helps girls.
>>708039540
>18
>I go here
>Im also awkward
>>708051110
came here to post this
22 soon 23
I'm a lonely dude I guess. I don't have many friends. I have a job, a flat and a little dog and I keep playing vidya or browsing the chan. I almost never have the occasion to talk with any female except my mother...
>>708039936
Go to an Asian Massage Parlor
Real easy and not as sketch as random escorts
>>708051159
thank you very much. Hope I run into you :P
>>708043224
I mean, it would still be sex lul
>>708049430
>doesn't count
Sex is sex, it doesn't count if you don't have it; tool.
22. I nearly lost it when I did acid when I was 16 with this girl but she said that my dick looked funny and she didn't want it near her... I'm uncut...
I'm a nice guy, 6 1, funny and social. It's hard to try put it out there because I have to talk to my mother all the time and sometimes she calls when I'm in the middle of the conversation with somebody to talk. It's really important for me to answer her calls otherwise she gets upset and then I get in really big trouble at church.
>>708051320
porn definitely numbs the novelty of sexual encounters, however the giant rift between seeing women pretending to enjoy intercourse on the internet and a real live woman willing to have sex with you because you tricked her or whatever is fucking MASSIVE, and if you're not 100% rock hard in the presence of such a female it's more likely due to anxiety or medication than "oh damn I guess i watched 2 much porn"
>>708051423
You should go to some video game events, get involved in the community. Grills are there, and it's important that you both have similar interests.
>>708051529
>uncut dick
That's why you're still a virgin.
Only filthy sandniggers have uncut dicks these days.
Nobody wants to get fucked by Achmed Abdul Jafaar except male American cuck Hillary supporters.
>>708050131
Your dick is kill. Leave her.
>>708050730
my god nigga, you're still young enough, put yourself together, stop wasting time/money with weeaboo shit and go grab a pussy
>>708051544
or because she's a fat slob. Your dick will stand up if you're into it (and one girl I banged wasn't even the hottest but fucking christ the sex was good) but if they're a mud fat cunt then you'll struggle to get it up and when you do you'll cum like lightning.
>>708051320
That, too. Fems can use their imagination, and use damn near the same fantasy throughout life. I don't understand watching porn at all. None of it is attractive, and there's very little good lesbian porn. Circumsized guys lose a shitload of their sensitivity, and don't bullshit me on that because I'm sure.
27
I have a speech impediment and it made finding guys friends hard enough, so there was never a chance that I'd get a girlfriend.
>>708051719
I think that making masturbation more difficult, sex less length and pleasurable and my penis more prone to infection and smaller isn't desirable just to get laid.
Sorry about it. I can jerk it without lube, you can't. I can jerk 3-4 times a day, you get sore after one. Guts.
>>708050858
>I've been beating my beanbag like it owed me money for over half the time I've been on this earth
everything after the third line is gold, but this bit, holy fucking kek
>>708051719
>Only filthy sandniggers have uncut dicks these days.
Only filthy sand niggers and jews have cut dicks. Oh, and americans lol
European master race doesn't mutilate baby cocks.
>>708051544
About this.
Stop trying to trick women into sex, you're ruining it for everyone else trying to get laid and being honest about it.
>>708051926
Dont need to jerk it: I get laid.
>sorry about it
Hahhaha
cuz i was so dumb not to use severel opportunities
>>708051719
Fem from this thread here, uncut is way better. my apologies to the cut folk.
And it's not my thread; inb4 tits
>>708039540
21
left my condoms in the car, didn't think to grab them, thought it killed the more
>inb4 kill yourself
>>708051423
Dude you have a small dog, there's almost no greater pussy magnet
26
I try to avoid any and all drama in life and since women and relationships are like 90% drama I just don't feel like it. Makes me a very boring person.
>>708052117
What makes you say uncut is better?
I watched this video about it and apparently it's because the foreskin provides a seal for the juices involved but I'd love to hear your opinion.
>>708052117
Who cares what you think you fucking cumdumpster.
HURR DURR dick dick little dick im a stupid ass female
>>708051997
>ruining it for everyone else
you'll stop thinking about it this way after you start getting sex regularly
>>708052192
haha I know and I even had grills getting attracted to the dog in the street. That shit definetly works, but for some reason I like so much beeing alone I usually don't do anything fml
>>708052319
do you think that as beings we aren't interconnected?
I think there's actually a lot of logic, when you understand reality a little better, in the "don't do this because it ruins it for everybody else" type stuff when you've got REAL problems in your life that are impossible to discuss without inciting them.
>>708052279
stfu. u ain't a femfag until tits. lurk more WE DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU CREATED THE THREAD! Lurk more cumbucket
>>708052117
Another fem here: uncut looks and smells bad, tastes worse, and generally only filthy sandniggers have them
I bet you like unshaven dudes too.
Go back to your cave fatty, girls who CAN have standards do, and we like dudes who are aesthetic.
>>708052300
Now we know why you´re a virgin.
>>708052117
Inb4 tits but no tits.
Tits or gtfo.
Your opinion means nothing until then.
>>708052563
>and generally only filthy sandniggers have them
but... it's the other way around
>>708052563
Time stamp you dumb slut
>>708052563
i am cut, have trouble to cum when fucking. tip feels almost nothing. good for my gf tho
Ok, now it's a cut vs uncut thread.
>>708052592
Please kill yourself in a hot fire you dumb cumdumpster whore.
>>708052563
fuck you, unshaved girls are the best
>>708050681
Wow, I never really thought about that before.
So when 2 lesbians have sex, are they still considered virgins?
>>708040210
me too, but i still tell my friends im a virgin tho, i think its kind of shameful to say that i lost it to a hooker.
28
Cause i never ahd the feeling to have someone.
Never loved someone.
But sometimes, i cry for no reason for an hour, then its gone. i dont know if this only happen to me?
>>708052279
That's a big part of that, it helps itself lubricate. A girl can masturbate dry, but when your fingers are wet it's like 80% better. This is the dick version of that. Aside from it allowing its skin to stretch further, the outer layer of the uncut dick is like a smooth, pliable blanket, gently being rubbed by the inner cock. All chafing is eliminated, it feels wonderful.
Whereas on cut men, it's like a fast-drying gelatin dildo. Sex is less comfortable with cut, and I'm all about comfy. Aside from that, when our partener is sensitive, it's more enjoyable. It's not just another cuck. There's SENSATION that you can see on his face, other than looking like he's in the middle of a gym workout.
Men being vulnerable to women is attractive for us.
>>708052300
Plenty of men, actually. I say it as it is. the curse of growing up on /b/.
>>708052319
Well, luckily I'm female, so I REALLY crave it only once a month, just before the start of my period. This isn't a concern for me.
>>708053033
IMHO yes
lesbians have intercourse, not sex
22
lost it this year fuck yeah spanish girls
>>708053131
>Men being vulnerable to women is attractive for us.
fuck off
>>708053371
put a shoe on your head and take a picture.
32
i plane lost my virginity with a hooker next year.
>>708053371
Put a pumpkin on your head and take a picture.
>>708053189
Hnnnnnnngggg! Just the thought of this makes me diamonds.
>>708039540
>18
>Short, ugly, insecure, resting face looks like I want to kill someone. Naturally awkward which makes me "creepy".
>>708053371
marker in the pooper to proove it
>>708053501
No face.
>>708053371
why you even post this. just some random idiots here
>>708053761
>itsatrap
>>708041847
She delivered
>>708052563
I've never had an issue with uncut smells, my last uncut ex washed with shampoo and smelled fantastic.
That being said, I've never had an issue with uncut males. Taste of the cum is based on what they eat-fruit makes it taste not so sour, masturbating eariler in the day makes it taste not so sour as well.
You're definitely a cut, insecure male. I'm sorry, I meant nothing personal, but uncut is my preference, and it's not my fault that you're cut.
>>708052605
not my thread. I didn't create this thread for attention to myself, and I'm free to reply at my discretion. Eat shit, faggot.
>>708052836
The "now we know why you're a virgin" comment wasn't me. Anonymity can be a bitch, I suppose. Unless that's directed at the girl trhat prefers cut. Fuck that ho.
>>708053089
You just sound stressed out, really.
>>708053761
What's the matter of being raped by my dad?
He's a nice guy after all.
>>708053953
thanks. you can tell she is virgin?
-25
-because worth money and im jew
>>708051529
Goddamnit lol
>>708053356
It is. You guys focus so much on the being in charge and not caring about things and trying to out-douche each other that vulnerability, trust, and kindness can be incredibly attractive. Defensiveness and fear of acting like a person makes you unattractive.
>>708051880
this made me sad
>>708053761
you may have gyno, anon
>>708053898
I think so too, and now I'm curious.
>>708054673
This. I got away with tits or gtfo for many years on /b/ because of my gyno and my sister's bras. The attention was nice, but I had to get surgery eventually.
>20
>Immigrated oversees during early teens and never completely fit into a social group. Never met any girls.
>>708054984
>tfw brought over from Mexico as a 5 year old
>too white for Mexican kids
>too Mexican for the white kids
>>708039540
>18
>cuz im autism
25
Stopped caring once I lost all my friends. halfway through my life anyways
>>708055134
>>708055265
All these guys 30 and under, I don't know why you're complaining. Anything younger than 18 is 'early'. Don't stress it so much.
>>708055318
more like a quarter way through,
you still have time to fuck some hoes
>>708055460
Not with my family history
>>708055452
anyone over 25 would be considered a freak if people knew they were virgins. it's not okay
>>708050131
Sounds like you suffer from porn addiction.
>>708055945
That's because dudes bully other dudes so much. Girls think of it like 'oh, cool, someone who might actually want to go body exploring and be down to learn sexuality with me instead of just earning his repeated penetration trophy.'
We don't want it to be a forced milestone. Make it an endeavor. Less stress, more women.
>17
>gf has mental issues
>>708055452
18, almost 19. I've never even talked to a girl that wasn't already a friend in real life.
I've been bullied for my looks by girls through middle school and high school, even though I've never said anything to them. I just sit and chill and I still have people coming up to me just to talk shit about how I look.
>>708039540
21
live in a doomsday cult
>>708041847
are you sure shes actually 19. proof
>>708056856
post a pic of yourself?
>>708039540
18
I have zero social skills.
>>708057274
I'd rather not. Every time I post my pic here, everyone tells me there's no hope for me and it makes me feel like shit. I'd rather not go through that again.
>>708039540
17
honestly no idea. i know im a good looking guy and when i go on vacations and stuff i hook up with a lot of girls but where i live i get none
>>708057571
it can never be that bad trust me. it's mostly just in your head. post your pic and I'll say something nice about you
>>708056856
I'm gonna share this with you~ the majority of kids get bullied, especially in middle school. A lot of kids bully because they were bullied and they need to feel stronger.
That being said, I'm 27, and someone at your age might as well be 14 in my eyes. There's no rush. Learn to fight, learn to defend yourself verbally. Confidence is key, and always will be. I was fat in middle school, pimply throughout high school, and now I'm kinda hot. Shit changes as you grow, but the one thing that will stick with you forever if you don't do what you can regularly to change it, is low self esteem. If there is something you dislike about yourself, improve it, recognize your ability to change and grow as a person, and bitches will likely appear.
>>708057571
There is people here that havent see you, maybe there is someone here that believe you look good post pic anon
>>708056370
>Girls think of it like 'oh, cool, someone who might actually want to go body exploring and be down to learn sexuality with me instead of just earning his repeated penetration trophy.'
No, no they fucking don't. Girls think "why has he never fucked anyone? There must be something wrong with him"
>>708057571
Most people here are trolls, that's a good move. Or learn to not care what they think and be positive about your appearance, which will benefit you more.
>>708057704
Liar.
31. Paranoid shut-in.
The closer someone gets to me the more disgusting they become. I think the same of myself, mind you. I just can't see myself in a relationship with anybody. Fine with me.
Helps that people my age are starting to lose their looks quite rapidly. Myself included.
>>708057915
Some do, some don't. Also, don't advertise it like you care, to girls. Don't show them that you see it as the reward at the end of the game. That's gonna make you seem desparate, which will DEFINITELY turn them away.
>>708058168
You don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not a virgin, but I might as well be. I haven't had sex in 6 years. I'm 33.
>>708057798
>>708057704
This pic is from when I was about to turn 17 and going to my first job interview
I don't think I've taken another since then, still look the same tho
