roast me
post nudes if legit. If not gtfo
>>707991162
tits or gtfo
>>707991441
timestamp so we know it's legit
>>707991441
Lol
>>707991162
sid from ice age
>>707992258
Shoe on head to confirm real
>>707992258
IT's the 15th, ya dingus.
>>707992503
>australian
>>707992258
spread your cheeks please
>>707991162
Lose like 7 kilos and become the 8/10 you can be. Also, spread those legs, put ur knees up and show me ur pussy and feet , so i can have my daily orgasm. Thank you
>>707993077
spread em
>>707991441
You're sexy. I want to see your pussy
thicc
Where in Australia? You look country as fuck? Would bet money that you're posting in between throating coon dick
>>707993432
melbourne
>>707993077
>>707992258
>>707991441
>>707991162
Pretty cute.
Would fuck
Do I have your consent to masturbate to these photos you have posted?
>>707991441
Sharpie in pooper
>>707993334
>>707993632
Post kik
>>707991162
Roast me does not mean we will give u a roast u fat fuck
>>707993880
write zach on your left tit to confirm real.
>8/10
>>707993880
Would chow down on.
>>707993880
Nice pussy, i could lick all day long
>>707991441
groce
>>707993985
dang
>>707993939
origamiiii
>>707993880
m0ar!
>>707993880
Yum yum, i'm already drooling
But can u fulfill my wish, tho? I swear I'll cum for that picture >>707992848
>>707994110
Pls don't be guy I work with
>>707992848
>he only cums once a day
>>707994542
Show that ass from behind
>>707991162
Just stick an apple in your mouth and the roast will write itself
>>707994542
You have completed every test I put forth.
You are very nice. My name is zach and no we don't work together.
>>707994880
i like this one
>>707994591
Some people have better things to do than masturbate all day long.
>>707994924
i hope not lmfao now i'm shitting myself
>>707995040
take pic of you shitting yourself pls
>>707995040
Haha don't worry mate. You're safe
Guys this is a roast me thread not an act thirsty for a thick chick thread
>>707995166
Kek
>>707995387
Did you mistake this for Reddit?
>>707991162
ur fat
>>707991162
>>707991441
>>707993880
>>707994542
You're one of the cuter chubbies on /b/ lately.
8/10 for me for being cute, a damn good sport and gorgeous eyes..
>>707994542
asshole please
>>707991162
You look like a nice young man
>>707991162
You know the rules, bitch. Tits or gtfo
>>707995387
Put an apple in your mouth first
Satisfied? Now show that ass
>>707996161
you're a bit late to the party love. >>707991441
>>707996065
megalolz
>>707996421
asshole upclose?
>>707996421
Now stick it in your mouth
>>707994542
can you write Tam <3 on your tiddy? You would make my day. also. you look rlly familiar for some reason but I'm probably tripping.
You must be so fucking bored to resort to this. Either that or you're a masochist. Either way... heyyyyyyyyyy~~~
>>707996599
You're a fucking idiot
>>707996635
Thought I'd be clever and write backwards.... Sorry, I'm retarded lmfao
>>707996696
Bored
>>707991162
I'd say go get a tan but I doubt you know what the sun is nor have the social capacity to go to a salon. In that case, go for a jog. Might learn something other than how shallow a can of Pringles really is.
>>707997042
please show your asshole so I can cum to it
When are you gonna lose the weight?
Hot as fuck.
>>707997042
Whats your snapchat?
>>707997042
Seems like ur not really tryna be roasted, but I can't complain u got a nice ass pussy
Suck on them titties
>>707997042
Well, shit, more power to ya love. In that case, spread those lower lips for us. Give us something to really thirst over.
>>707997195
>>707997413
why would we roast her anyway? shes delivering everything we are asking for. shes the type of girl /b/ likes
>>707991162
Looks like Maisie Williams
>>707997413
"Nice ass pussy"
Nice sentence
Last time you had sex ?
>>707997042
Thank you so much, you're beautiful =0 and so are your boobs
>>707997517
make a webm of you taking a shit please
Nóri?
Bend and spread in front of mirror, please.
>>707997548
for real? not the first time i've heard that...........idk how i feel about it. >:@
>>707997517
You a bit chubby but you're nice and clean. How dicks you had up your pooper, OP? Also stick sharpie in vag
>>707997548
She doesn't
>>707997839
How many dicks*
>>707997517
love your body mmm
open your asshole a little
>>707997706
3ish weeks ago? i guess. idk i have a bad memory O:-)
>>707997820
my mirror fucking sucks so can't, sorry
>>707997839
1 like 3 times
>>707997980
did you like it?
>>707997980
So your ass is tight as fuck. Nice. How many sharpies could you fit in your ass?
>>707997517
Write Bryce on your pussy and I'll post a pic of my cock
>>707997980
That little mouth of yours so cute , do you mind showing the inside
>>707997548
>>707998146
What kind of faggot name is Bryce?
>>707998086
yeah, but was rushed into it every time which sucked lmfao hurt like a bitch
>>707998090
it hurt putting 1 in :P probably not many
>>707998229
Lmao I agree fam
>>707997980
>>707997820
That's too bad. Spread your lips, please.
>>707998291
When was your first time ?
>>707998291
That's horse shit. I've stuck much thicker things up my ass and I ain't gay. Maybe my turds are just much thicker or something. Do you like sucking dick at least?
>>707998291
what are your kinks?
Let me guess
You're insecure about the way you look, specifically the fact that you're getting fat and can't be asked to stay in a shape that resembles a normal human being.
You want to lose the weight, but honestly are so fucking lazy that you would prefer not to right now. Maybe you've started to try to accept your lardass body for the ugly mess that it is, because of course men like curves, and boys like bones. But remember, no matter how hard you try, burying your insecurities will do NOTHING for you. They will always come back to bite you on the ass, and I'm speaking from experience.
But no, you want to maintain the delusion that you are beautiful no matter what, and so you've come to the murkiest depths of the internet to parade yourself around to a bunch of mentally ill fat fetishists so that you don't have to face the cold, harsh reality. Well guess what fatass, the truth hurts, and the ONLY way to numb the pain is to fight against it. Lose the fucking weight, don't sit idly by while your subconscious dreams slip from your grubby mitts.
Take control of YOUR life, don't let the world around you make you it's slave. There will come a day when you're reflecting back on your life, your only opportunity to live as an ape in the most scientifically forwards time so far with all of human knowledge at her fingertips, and hopefully you can say you lived it well, that you stood up to your insecurities and knocked them down as they came. The depression you feel when you know you've made the wrong choices, and let these little anxieties destroy your mental state, is worse than anything you've felt so far. Trust me
Why else would so many young cancer sufferers take control of their life in their final years? Don't let me down, femanon
>>707991441
Nnnnnggghhhhh. Fuck, I love chubbies.
>>707998491
KYS
>>707997517
Can you do us a favor and write "Flunitrazepam" on your pussy.
you're doing us all a real service.
>>707998462
if you stick things up your ass you are probably gay
>>707998469
light bdsm, choking, spanking. nothing really outside of that
one grabbing one of your tits
>>707998491
spot on thanks love
>>707998665
> probably
>>707998665
where are you from roughly?
>>707998665
Meh. The prostate can be better stimulated through rectal stimulation, so it can be a mixed bag. I don't do it, but I can see why people do.
And define "light". Does that mean only fuzzy handcuffs? Rope only on ankles or wrists?
>>707998665
It's not my fault my gspot is up there. So do you like to throat a fat cock or what?
thanks for the fap
>>707998491
This is not 9gag or redditshit ffs
>>707998761
>>707998864
melbourne :)
>>707995013
>masturbating more than once takes all day
>>707999040
Can u cum and take a pic?
>>707999040
Maybe a couple fingers in your pussy ?
Put sometging between your tits
>>707994168
What that tongue do - lick things?
What a revelation!
>>707999040
Write "Joe <3" on your belly with tits in the pic.
>>707998890
i have metal handcuffs which are cool! but yeah,basically that. not into the whole "lets tie up your whole body" thing or "lets wrap rope around your tits until they turn purple" lmao
More please.
>>707993077
Snapchat name?
>>707999222
Nice dub trips faggot
>>707999222
nice double trips piggy
>>707999210
Can't write for shit upside down lmao sorry love
>>707999514
write "raw bacon" on your belly pls
>>707999514
I see how it is, don't do mine then. I JUST WANT TO BE RELEVANT
>>707999514
Pls right Bryce on your pussy lip
>>707999514
Could you write Hugo please ?
>>707999222
lol no doubt no doubt. Favor a pair of black metals myself. The cold steel feels so nice.
And yeah. That's pushing it too far in my book... at least the latter. The former can be fun if the person knows what they fuck they are doing. Last thing you need is the rope to rub the wrong fucking way when in the zone.
Surely your into a bit of candleplay, then? Crop? Ever had?
Also, dub trips.
>>707999514
Toe? Coe? Write it on your pussy then pls.
>>707999666
OOOOOOOOOOOH
>>707999514
Write I love hitler on your tits plz
Do a pose like this one please
>>707999707
Fuck off Bryce. Fucking faggot name.
write I HATE NIGGERS on your ass
do it now piggy
>>708000008
Kek
>>707999745
>>707999707
>>707999666
not writing stuff on my vagina soz O:-)
>>707999728
yeah, i'm 99% sure i'll die or never get out of it, haha! candles are cool, never done crop :-)
Fucking shove a lamp up your arse
>>708000008
Look man, I just want pussy.
>>708000008
Nearly got sexts holy shit
>>708000000
>>708000129
I don't mind where bby ;)
>>707999514
Write Steven on your left boob
>>708000129
Put some panties on and get wet
Write Vladimir on your neck
Please write "i love hitler."
Write "gas the kikes" on your forehead pls bby
>>708000292
Yeah do that!
Do you like black dick?
>>707999514
Can we please see that sweet pussy
Write "Hitler's bitch" on your chest
Spread your asshole
>>707999894
>>707999972
>>708000414
And I suck hitler's dick.
>>708000129
Ooh! Then you're missing out. If you love spanking, it's a freakin' must, though find a good one. The plastic ones are shite.
>>708000489
good effort
Draw a circle around your nipples
>>708000605
kek
>>708000489
Nice.
>>708000605
lmao thanks
You make my dick hard OP.
I'd like to fuck you with it until your pussy is sloppy and twitching, then blow my load inside you and keep fucking as long as I can stand it... Then pull out and make you suck our mixed up cum off my cock as it goes soft.
>>708000489
Snapchat?
>>708000756
You're a virgin, aren't you?
>>708000756
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH VIRGIN ALRET WHITE VIRGIN RETARD HERE AHHHHHH
No feet?
sorry guys, no snapchat because if you google my username you'll be able to find me pretty easily. and i don't wanna juggle 2 snapchats :)
have a pic of one of my pets
It's a roast thread you fucking autismos.
Personally OP, I think you look like you smell of ham and yeast infections and you probably get sweat in between your fat folds you chubby whore
>>708000910
>>708000820
dat samefag
Project harder, it's not 100% obvious yet.
>>708000489
But... you are not even close
You are supposed to lie on your chest
If you don't want to show tour face or shit I don't mind if you censor it or wathever .
>>708000489
write "Zach from work" over your pussy, please :-)
>>708000942
Why no finger is pus?
Did you stop loving us all of a sudden?!
>>708000943
Yes, but is has been far more fun derailing it.
>>708000942
put the rat up your asshole
>>708001045
Kill yourself.
>>708000489
Write steven on your left tit
What's the other pet ?
>>708001050
soz
>>708001075
LMAOOO NO YOU'RE MAKING ME PARANOID
>>708001077
soz, getting tired. i'll post a few last photos in a couple of minutes :)
>>708001112
:'( poor seymour
>>708001318
>:'( poor seymour
seymour butts?
Can we please see your feet so I can cum already
>>708001318
Stick Seymour in your vagina. Do it now.
>>708001318
Hell yeah! you're a legend
Eat a whole uncooked egg
>>708000489
Why no show sweet pusayyy
Do you have a mirror with you OP ?
>>708001318
just write "zach from work please fuck me" on your body somewhere :-)
Write "kill all niggers" on your tits
You got any dildos op?
>>707991457
I love this one.
>>708000489
saliva like fuck on those nips and suck one pl0x
Just because Zach from work is cute and it kills me every time I see him
>>708002109
write Kevin on your tits please!
>>708002109
she actually did it the absolute madwoman
>>708002075
Winrar
salivate you uneducated fuck.
>>708002109
Let your gerbil sniff your butthole
>>708002109
I see kill all niggers on your tit but do you like black dick? and would you fuck a black guy?
>>708002109
Draw a dick between your tits
>>708002279
gtfo nigger
>>708002109
She's a fat slut with low self esteem issues
thank god I have no relations in any way what so ever to this person, I actively push people like this out of my life every day.
>>708002109
Write Claimed by stephen above your pussy
>>708002109
I'm still waiting for "Flunitrazepam" perhaps I will be here for ever
>>708002279
No I think they're subhumans
Still waiting on feet
more butthole, pls
>>708002412
good answer. what is the first letter of your name? just curious.
>>708002412
Are you doing something to lose weight ?
coming from the subhuman giving her porky ass body away on this website. You're worse than a cam whore, you cow looking cunt.
>>708002408
If she can't even write Joe upside down correctly how the fuck is she gonna write that?
>>708002619
Lol stay mad, nigger
>>708002205
>>uneducated fuck
says the guy who can't quote a post. gg basementard.
>>707991162
According to the picture that's Brontë Peirce
>>708002658
Write Claimed by stephen above your pussy
>>708002682
Bro first off I'm white lmao, second this is a roast thread not a beastiality thread.
>>708002109
thanks
>>708002572
B
>>708002584
Yes
>>708002626
looooooooooooooooool
Still waiting for you to draw a cock on your body
>>708002619
>triggered nigger
the internet is for white people. go away.
>>708002109
Can you write Jo on your boob too please?
>>708002807
>I'm white
You wish
>>708002818
lol. im pretty sure i know who you are.
Idk if you can read but I told the other queer I'm white. It's pretty ridiculous that you have to come onto an ananomous website to state that and I guarantee you would not in real life fat bitch.
>>708003089
>forgot quote
>being mad nigger
>ananomous
Now I'm convinced you're bait.
>>708003089
>bitter nigger likes picking on girls on the internet
and you wonder why people hate your race
>>708003182
Lmao you got me, fuck niggers.
Let Seymour walk on your body
>>708003277
Nah you're still a nigger for baiting like a newfag
>>708003217
Lmao I completely agree niggers are bad, I often pretend to be one so I get new nigger jokes for myself to use.
>>708003367
Bait within bait or just retarded?
>>707998291
Must've been a small dick if a sharper hurts you. Yeah or nah?
>>708002974
according to the first picture it's Bronte Pierce
>>708003603
some faggot said it already and scared her away
>>708003702
OH SHIT, she deleted her facebook
>>708003089
It wasn't even her who said subhumans it was me hah hah hah hah
>>708002715
4chan is not a subject I would regard myself higher for being educated in.
So your augment is invalid.
>>708003770
You're such a newfag idk whether you're bait inside bait inside bait or just simply retarded
>>708002626
I know, I was hopeful okay.
>>708003903
That lonely, huh?
if any of you cunts dox her then thats not cool. she was good to us. she deserves to be left alone.
>>708003998
Agreed. Don't wanna drive away other femanons.
>>708003998
aaah man now i'm freaked out lmao why did someone have to ruin it, i was having fun.
>>708003981
in short. yes.
>>708004156
This is the internet love
Easy 8/10! would fuck!! Can i get your snapchat by any chance? :)
>>708004174
>>708004156
dont worry nothing will happen. nobody on 4chan knows dick about doxing/hacking anymore.
>>708004399
Lies. I am hacker master anomalous. I is legiuon I not forgive or forgot. Expoct me
>>708004399
True
>>708004324
to quote a great movie "We're all in this together"
Snapchat plz! :D post "Here Jonas" then i know what to look for :)
Bend over doggy
Mushroom nose lookin' like you need a liposuction maker line around then grapefruit cheek ass havin' bitch
/roasted/
>>708002279
>>708002382
>She's a fat slut with self esteem issues
>Proceeds to post whale body on 4chan, the only place where she can get approval
>Can't even get a nigger.
>>708005336
omg.. someone call the police... there has been a murder
ahahahaha mate she deserved that! SAVAGE
>>708005336
Meh I'd fuck her. She looks like she's up for some dirty stuff, might even let me put it up her bum
Shes gone? you still her anon?
>>708005914
This guy knows what's up
>>708005946
still here
>>708006049
We need moar
Write fab on hand and smile
Did OP leave? haha
Grant us moar
>>708006049
Could you take a picture of you with pieces of cheese between your toes. This is very important to me.
You've got lovely fuck holes OP. It would be a treat to walk into a faulty warehouse and find you boumd, gagged, and bent over a table ready for public use. Your lewd body makes me want to fuck you raw until your sore pussy is dripping from my loads. Then once I'm done I've got a dozen more friends ready for their turn.
>>708006720
Boumd
>>708006813
and "faulty" when I distinctly wrote FILTHY. I hate this retarded Android keyboard. Never thought I'd say it but I wish I still had my iPhone.
>>708007055
faulty was better to be honest
made it sound like a porno for autists
>>708007206
>I count at least 6 health and safety violations in here!
Write Harland on your tits
>>708007617
shes gone man, someone spooked her by posting her name. she wont even reply on kik now :'(
>>708007804
what did she expect? the chance of someone knowing you is low but it still exist, and if there's one thing poepl in here are good at, is finding stupid people to fuck over
>>708007804
Who posted her name? i can't find it...
>>708007804
What's the cuties name?
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>>708009251
Alright guys, leave it out. not to be a white knight but I think that's enough the poor girl has already had to delete her facebook!
>>708009507
Just goes to show, even writing "I love Hitler" on your tits isn't enough for some people.
>>708009817
How can this be, she gave us everything and then "someone" went and fucked it all up for everyone
SHE SAID SHE HAD MORE PICTURES FOR FUCK SAKE! could have at least waited
>>708009251
brontë is a really cute name to be fair