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ITT: tell us your fetish and get a House
remember kids it's about the choice!
I have a fantasy where my cousin (huge tits) has a dick and totally dominates me.
>>707990350
Love
>>707991027
Slytherin
>>707991081
Gryffindor
creampie
All niggers must hang
BDSM
>>707990350
Rape/kidnap fantasy.
I like girls getting fucked while they have cum all over them.
>>707990350
Bush and anal
>>707990350
Beautiful female feet
>>707990350
She acts really young and naive while I pretend I'm fucking a prepubescent girl.
2 chicks blowing me at once
Anal.
>>707990350
Forcing a busty sub to lactate. Not allowing her to express the milk herself, but requesting me to relieve her.
If she's a good girl, she'll get the relief, though if she's bad I will make her ache.
>>707990350
Fat-assed latinas and flat-chested skinny blondes
>>707990350
I'm getting blown by three trannies at the same time
>>707991422
Hufflepuff
>>707991437
Slytherin
domination
bonadge, tentacles, forced orgasms
>>707991422
Hufflepuff
>>707991437
Slytherin
>>707991474
Ravenclaw
>>707991532
Slytherin
>>707991568
Hufflepuff
>>707991585
Hufflepuff
>>707991674
Ravenclaw
>>707991679
Gryffindor
>>707991693
Ravenclaw
>>707991736
Hufflepuff
>>707991749
Ravenclaw
>>707991839
Ravenclaw
>>707991856
Hufflepuff
>>707992060
Slytherin
>>707990350
stockings
>>707992097
Slytherin
Bdsm, domination, humiliation, pain, blood, asphyxiation, drowning, torture, crying, facials, deepthroat, vomit, slapping, whipping, spanking, sometimes rape, necro, and loli
>>707992202
Gryffindor
>>707992241
Slytherin
doh
>>707990350
Hairpulling
2d beasty
>>707992245
aeyyyfam
>>707992310
Add this to my list
>>707992241
I love the moment just before she takes it in her mouth. those one to two seconds before, simple hesitation. there are girls that have a smile that fits especially perfect with a dick next to their faces.
>>707992310
Ravenclaw
Ballbusting/CBT
[spoiler]you're gonna say Hufflepuff arent you[/spoiler]
>>707992449
nein. Ravenclaw.
asian QTs with glasses
im into pet play, bondage and domination (doesn't matter who's dominating) but not into humiliation or inflicting pain
sometimes i fap to forced feminization in 2d but i don't find it attractive irl
>>707992664
Ravenclaw
Being chased, pregnancy risk, breeding parties
> And I've still yet to do any of them
>>707992566
>>707992784
Slytherin
>>707992852
Ravenclaw
>>707990414
I'll take 20 of the ravenclaw
>>707992986
Well shit, I was hoping for hufflepuff...
>>707990350
Consensual sex in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation
>>707990350
blood
>>707993110
here, have one.
>>707993182
das rare m8
>>707993222
azkaban.
>>707993234
Slytherin
Feet
>>707993506
Ravenclaw
I'm a cheesy pizza viewer exclusively, my fetishes are pijamas, scat and pee, dirty girls
>>707990350
Bareback defloration
>>707993695
hmm.. hard one. Ravenclaw.
>>707993921
Gryffindor
>>707994263
Ravenclaw is... interesting
May I ask why that house?
0 milf so far.
wtf these freshman this year..
>>707994785
because you just watch pizza don't actually do it, no harming intention, also no domination in there
>pijamas
dirty girls. Luna loves to watch Hermione pee.
>>707995047
nice analysis, thanks
>>707990350
anal and ass worship
>>707995261
Hufflepuff
Loli, daddy/little, incest, beast, facial abuse and choking, being cut/blood play, dressing guys in my clothes, cock worship, smaller cocks, weird giant insect and creature porn. Not joking in the least.
Sadism and masochism
>>707995434
hmmhmmm weird mixture of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.
>daddy/little
girl or son?
>>707995593
Slytherin ez
JB
>>707990350
Anal and rimming
>>707995683
girl/daddy...
Calves, I have a fetish on calves
>>707995434
you sound like me, i like insects
edging (recipient), glasses, labcoats, medical play
>>707995953
Ravenclaw then.
>>707995848
JailBait? Gryffindor
>>707996041
Hufflepuff
I like big butts.....also I can't lie
>>707996171
Interesting, Thank you! Would it matter if I were the girl and not the daddy?
>>707990350
My fetish is girls with insects in them, preferably the mouth.
>>707996148
Ravenclaw
>>707996281
Hufflepuff
>>707996113
I don't care what people think, that shit is hot.
>>707996411
This is also something I'm interested in.
I have a fetish for long hair on females
loli
>>707990350
Feet and footjobs
>>707996410
yes.
>>707996411
hmm.. kinda asian then. Ravenclaw.
>>707996535
Ravenclaw.
>>707996628
more Ravenclaw.
>>707996509
Do you have any insect videos?
Balloons...
Well at least it's not scat.
A nice blowjob then cuddling
>>707996931
>Balloons...
>not scat.
then what is in the balloons?
>>707996990
Gryffindor
>>707997086
Usually air.
Well - always air, as it wouldn't be the same with water inside.
I wanna beat a woman until she's sobbing, then I'll tear her clothes off and fuck her as rough as I can while she's still crying
>>707997292
Ravenclaw
>>707997415
would you try to comfort her after you're done?
>>707990350
My fetish is rape, particularly the kind where the women gives in and starts enjoying it at some point.
>>707990350
Plain and average 'au naturel' pale women with no tattos, no piercings, no bodymods.
>>707997415
Would you be interested in a girl who'd fight back?
>>707997581
Yeah I'd tell her she did great and I'd hold her and cuddle her until she slept in my arms
>>707997879
Struggling as i pin her down yes!!
Throwing punches at me not so much
I like to make my wife gag.
>>707997749
Ravenclaw.
>>707997908
^ Ravenclaw.
>>707997766
>no bodymods
>no tattos
hmm hmm. not even strap-on dildos?
Someone post insect in mouth of girl please thank you
>>707998041
I should've been more specific, but I meant the former
> I'm the girl who posted "Being chased[...]"
>>707990350
glasses, stalkings/leggings, teens just after purity hit them like a truck but before legal.
>>707990350
>creampie
>tentacles
>tube socks
Sort me, oh hat of sorting!
>>707990350
children
>>707998243
>hmm hmm. not even strap-on dildos?
Nope. Plain vanilla. I'm as boring as baring can be.
>>707990350
Inexperinced Girls totally fucked brainless.
>>707998642
>as boring as baring can be.
*as boring as boring can be.
>>707990350
turtleneck sweaters
>>707990350
Facefucking, bdsm. Doesn't matter who's doing what.
>>707998390
>purity hit
kek
Ravenclaw
>>707998463
Hufflepuff
>>707998642
meh Gryffindor then. go for their gingers.
>>707998653
Gryffindor
>>707998534
with what intent? forced or not?
>>707998831
Gryffindor
>>707998834
Hufflepuff
So Gryffindor is normietier fetishes, Hufflepuff anything breeding?, Ravenclaw anything sadistic/masochistic and Slytherin edgy and really degenerate shit?
>>707999073
>Gryffindor then. go for their gingers.
Works for me!
>>707990350
tall girls and their armpits
>>707999073
good call, op was not a faggot this day
>>707990350
Shemale
>heterosexual fetish
>>707999141
But pregnancy risk and breeding parties were both put into Ravenclaw...
Sanitary pads
>>707990350
Drugs, incest, and dogs on women
So ideally, do Molly with sister and niece, have a threesome, they 69 each other, the dog mounts the one on top while I fuck the one on her back, they eat the creampie out of each others pussy
Hufflepuff I guess?
>>707999141
>Gryffindor is normietier, Slytherin edgy and really degenerate shit
not exactly. they may both do illegally young/inexperienced. just a matter of methods.
>>707990350
I can't cum unless I think about a fat, gross, or black guy fucking my daughter.
>>707990350
My fetish is tickling my dick with razorblades and watching women masturbate with knives.
Sort me oh wise one !
>>707999483
How does one get into this?
Tough childhood?
>>707990350
I have a fantasy where my girlfriend watches me fuck another girl, and after the other girl and I are finished we piss all over my girlfriend.
>>707999357
yea, noticing a lot of responses that dont fit
although I'm somewhat sure about Ravenclaw at least claiming the domination stuff and Slytherin edgy fetishes
>>707999440
so Gryffindor is consenting and Slytherin forced?
having fun trying to figure out your system
Piss and feet
I like rape, mind break, Loli rape, beastiality, painful anal, daddy Dom, and necro, also entire domination over them, turning them into a fucktoy
Furry, Scaley, BDSM (either dom or sub; don't care), Throatfucking, Femdom specifically, man-stealing (netori, whatever the fuck it's called), guro, huge breasts.
>>707999229
Hufflepuff
>>707999249
Hufflepuff
>>707999357
yes. it's so.
>>707999410
2:2.
creampie or incest is more important?
>>707999480
Hufflepuff
>>707999483
Slytherin
>>707999741
Ravenclaw
>>707999767
so Gryffindor is consenting and Slytherin forced?
yeah "consenting" as far as it's possible under age of consent lol. gryffs go into debatable stuff sometimes too.
>>707990350
Father + son + girl threesomes
>>707999862
Please don't put this guy into slytherine. I know he wants it, but put him into hufflepuff - just to fuck with him.
>>707999641
I can't get off unless there is an element of danger, my life is boring - I work in finance. My childhood was uneventful. hung out with poor people, drunk homemade vodka with tap water, gave asperin to women to use as a contreceptive (just shove it up there), all the usual stuff.
>>707999810
Ravenclaw.
>>707999862
>>708000037
>painful, entire domination over them
sry muh magic bounds not to fuck up.
Slytherin.
>>708000037
Nah man haha I'm just sharing my fetishes since my girlfriend doesn't know. I can't tell her. I don't care about houses. Man I miss my ex..
>>708000249
Damnit, well it's magic after all.
Can't change the way it works.
So far ravenclaw seems like the funnest house. With all the bdsm and rape going on.
>>708000238
huh...
Keep the pedos out of ravenclaw send em over to slytherin
>>708000615
Actually nevermind, can't have the creampie without the incest, so incest it is
>>708000450
op is fag, not chink. it is known
>>707999955
Gryffindor
>>708000025
Ravenclaw
>>708000238
>creampie more important
Hufflepuff
>incest more important (in your case with the other stuff in consideration)
Ravenclaw
>>708000546
there is plenty of rape and bdsm in Slyth too.
>>708000727
Ravenclaw then.
>>708000720
>Keep the pedos out of ravenclaw
there is one in there and he only faps to it.
>>708000887
>Ravenclaw then.
Noice, gonna get me some of that sweet innocent Luna pussy
>>708001172
might have to share with her dad though..
>>708001172
Fuck off pedo scum!
>AVADA KEDAVRA
>>708001276
That dirty mudblood can watch, that's it,
>>708001276
> Touches herself to the ensuing article in the Quibbler...
>>708001447
>deep interview about author's family life.
As far as i see it:
Griffindor: 100% socially accepted, you probably turn off the lights to make love in missionary position for the sole purpose of propagation you sick fuck.
Hufflepuff: Normie tier with weird quirks, still socially accepted, but it will raise an eyebrow - fat chicks? Muscles? Gay? You found your home.
Ravenclaw: Detached from normal sexuality, but not dangerous.
Slytherin: IPs will be forwarded to the FBI.
>>708001377
>That dirty mudblood
mudbloods can bring a better sum than pure ones these days.
Bump
>>707990350
I have a diaper fetish. Either she's wearing or I am
>>708001774
>Gryffindor: 100% socially accepted
no. just ctrl+f: Gryffindor here.
>Hufflepuff: close enough
>Ravenclaw: yes
>Slytherin: yes.
>>708002302
well maybe NOT having a fetish would qualify you for griffindoor?
>>708002500
maybe. but be careful with that. >>707993222
>>708002668
but not a single person said
"i don't have a fetish"
>>707990350
A woman who will have sex with me
>>708003260
Gryffindor.
>>708002288
Ravenclaw
>>708001359
unforgivable curse. got a 2nd for azkaban.
>>708001645
>deep interview about author's family life
>deep in... author
bestiality
>>708004487
> Hagrid detected
>>708004175
gingers are the best in absorbing your soul fragments.
>>708004414
3rd for azkaban
>>708004487
Hufflepuff
I have none
>>708005049
not even cuddling?
>>708005331
if cuddling can be considered a fetish, then of course
BBC sissy/cuckolding porn
>>708005684
yes it can. >>707996990
Gryffindor
>>708006003
Hufflepuff
>>707990350
Drowning naked little boys.
Cum milking
>>707990350
Tickling my son and daughters in inappropriate places
>>708006528
Slytherin
>>708006558
straight or not?
>>708006815
Ravenclaw
Mommy dom by dickgirl
moar
>>708006906
got the first for moms! Gryffindor.
smegma
Why is everything ravenclaw
>>707990350
Transformation
Loli anal
>>707990350
Facials, cum worship.
>>707990350
Mum/son preg risk/breeding
>>708007035
Hufflepuff
>>708007175
Gryffindor
>>708007223
Slytherin
>>708007262
Hufflepuff
>>708007296
Gryffindor
>>708004800
moar
>>708007407
o shit, dat pretty gud
>>708006891
Slytherin?
Is that Draco Malfoy's house.
I just want to suspend him upside down in a 55Gal drum of water.
>>708007384
Gryffindor
>>708007587
yes. he'll tell it to his father!
>>707999934
underrated post
>>708007724
Dead boys tell no tales.
Dirty socks
>>708008183
Hufflepuff
Griffindor: consensual sex
Slytherin: controversial sex
Hufflepuff: faggot sex
Ravenclaw: intellectual sex
>>707990350
clean feet
disgusting dirty feet are disgusting
>>707996411
Shit that scared me anon, how can you fap to this ??
>>707991329
Bullshit,
>>707991081
He is definitely Hufflepuff
>>708008622
Ravenclaw
>>707990350
my fetish? deep anal insertions. double ended dildos going all the way in and disappearing.
>>708009017
Hufflepuff
Thigh highs
>>708009355
Gryffindor
