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Post your best conspiracy theories
The CIA killed Marilyn Monroe
World is flat
The CIA killed the CIA
Donald Trump voiced Alvin from Alvin and the chipmunks.
>>707989665
God exists and emails humanity daily but the Pope has them forwarded to Hillary's email so they all get deleted.
there are messages hidden in image forum images that secret organizations use to communicate with each ot
>>707990640
There are secret organization hidden in secret organizations that use secret organizations to use secret organizations.
>Also
Jet beams can't melt steel fuel
>>707989665
Making fun of "conspiracists" discourages people from thinking for themselves or questioning authority.
Donald Trump was sent from the future to run against Hillary Clinton so she'd stand a chance of actually winning.
>>707992018
At some point it goes beyond "thinking for them selves" and turns into bad brain chemistry.
>>707992252
Have you seen the screenshot on this theory? It's kinda scary I don't have it but I've seen it before on here
>>707989665
Monsanto is killing us citizens. Oh wait that's not a theory it's actually true
>>707991544
topkek
>>707989665
here : OP is a faggot.
>>707989665
Best? Well craziest I've heard was that Japan won WW2 and the U.S. gov is a puppet gov of the Japs.
>>707992785
But this us no theory. It's fact
9/11 never happened.
Black people actually don't have dig bicks
>>707992018
literally the whole point.
the "conspiracy theorist" meme was started to discredit non-retards after people didn't buy the government's bullshit about the kennedy assassination
it originated in a 50-page memo called "CIA DOCUMENT #1035-960 RE: Countering Criticism of the Warren Report"
google it
That NATO is operating under a Plutocracy. Our government hasn't been capitalist/democratic since the 60s.
we're all in a simulator
all our memories are artificial none of this is real
I'm the only real person in the world
>>707993340
kennedy was killed for not supporting a plan to bomb US citizens as part of a false flag strategy in order justify an invasion of Cuba
similarly, the gulf of tonkin incident which served as casus belli for invading viet nam was faked
similarly, 9/11 was staged in order justify invasion of afghanistan and iraq (somehow) in order to protect the petrodollar (the US economy is propped up by basically all international trade in oil being in US dollars. if a nation decides to trade in euros or another currency instead, they get invaded)
School teaches you how to think not just to think, think about it.
>>707994088
Yeah my high school was built by a prison developer and looks just like a prison. Weird coincidence.
Shit was invented in the industrial revolution to indoctrinate kids into factory life (uniforms, 8 hour work days, teachers/foremen). It is not cash.
>>707992415
So are you saying we should never go down that path huh?
If ever conspiracy theory is called crazy do conspiracies just disappear?
Aliens have contacted us but the people who actually run the world, whom you have never even heard of, keep this a secret.
It's really not far-fetched at all when you stop buying into their ridiculing of people who claim to have seen government alien technology and so on.
Government ridicules hippies in order to fight weed so why not.
>>707993801
I actually hope I'm not real
>>707989665
Trump did harambe
>>707992018
>discourages people from thinking for themselves
wat
believe it or not people can think for themselves whether or not people make fun of conspiracy theorists
The pyramids are a planetary destruction device powered by tin foil, just think about it
Where did tin foil come from
>impying it was made by humans
>>707994088
no u
>>707994344
Thats not a conincidence, they know most of you losers are going to end up there or already have family in there, so they want you to feel at home
Planet x aka nibiru will enter our solar system and kill us all.
>>707994047
Kennedy was killed because he didnt support sending troops to vietnam, he wanted to just send "advisors" (Green Berets). Johnson had him killed (in Texas, where was LBJ from?) immediately cancelled existing helicopter contract given to Piasecki, gave contract to Bell (which supported LBJ during his political early days), escallated Vietnam from 16k advisors (non-combatant) to 550k soldiers, bought more Bell Huey helicopters than any aircraft in US history. Bush (Texas) recruited Lee Harvey Oswald in cuba when he was CIA station chief there.
>>707994364
mil industrial complex has been suppressing technology since like the 50s though
shit like antigravity which is supposed to be bullshit, right? so then why would the government buy that shit then bury it?
no doubt there are aliens around but a lot of that cool tech could be secret military shit since maintaining an edge in ye olde cannons and cruise missiles would be more maintainable than dealing with rapidly divergent technology
>>707996463
I don't doubt this, it's probably both. Or more accurately Kennedy was probably just all-round inconvenient for the fourth reich.
But do you have a source for this to help me drill it into my brain?
>>707993801
Have talked to demons can confirm this is not the case
>>707997097
>mil industrial complex has been suppressing technology since like the 50s though
Like semiconductors and solid state devices? Wireless technology? Nuclear fission? Materials science? Food preservation and yield enhancement? Miniaturization? Lasers? Supercapacitance?
Idiots.
>>707997821
No, things like non-fossil propulsion and mind-machine interfaces.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKxLRJsmuB8
>>707996106
Go grab telescope and tell me if you see it
Pearl Harbor was a false flag operation to give the US a reason to enter WWII
9/11 was perpetrated by the Bush administration in order to give the US a reason to deploy military forces into the middle east to secure oil interests.
The whole two party political system is a heinous plot to keep Americans divided and fighting among each other, rather than aim their anger at the government and incite a revolution.
Your local Chamber of Commerce has a black list of former employees who quit their jobs without notice, so they are never hired again anywhere in your town.
>>707993050 Yes they do, don't be racist
>>707997639
They aren't called trickster demons for nothing.
>>707989665
trump was hired to get hillary elected
>>707992923
Were you born after 2001?
>>707998750
ya to elaborate on this anon:
* multiple reports of hawaiian listening posts etc ignoring warnings of incoming japanese
* faked gulf of tonkin incident in viet nam and the cuban false flag plot, US has a history of this shit. also all the experts/journalists who mysteriously died shortly after. although it was less about oil interests and more about establishing a long-term strategy (culminating in ISIS etc) and establishing illegal domestic surveillance
* yeah and this is why the election campaign cycle keeps getting long/earlier, it's a perpetual distraction. it is statistically all but confirmed that US elections are rigged, with exit poll vs outcome deviance that's like 10x the threshold which the CIA considers evidence of rigging in other countries. All this race war shit recently, and even SJW bullshit, is an extension of the same domestic divide and conquer strategy.
>>707995121
Tin and foil idiot
>>707994088
That's not a conspiracy that's just fact
Hitler was actually a transvestite.
The reason he started WWII was because he was insecure about his sexual identity.
Jews
Confirmed >>707999999
>>707999218
>>707999218
Trump is and always has been Robin Williams in disguise, ms doubtfire-style. And he always was. His name is TRUMP for fucks sake.
He is a reality show star doing a Hitler impersonation to demonstrate how brainwashed the American public is.
It's a huge hollywood conspiracy to destroy the establishment. Pay close attention next time you hear your favourite celebrities trashing Trump. Do they really hate him, or are they playing a game with a rule of "never directly support him no matter what"? They'll tear down trump, but never support hillary. Listen closely.
9999
>>707998841
Nice.
>>707998328
>>707989665
The wikileaks emails are real.
>>707999575
You know what's interesting about that tinfoil hat meme? Besides the fact that the CIA spread it as part of the whole "questioning the government = mental illness" meme.
Foil blocks some frequencies, but it actually focuses/amplifies others, including frequency ranges restricted for government use.
Some MIT kids proved this shit.
Trunk buildings are maintained only so much as it takes to keep the building standing and protect the equipment inside. Bare minimum is spent to keep them accessible.
>>707999567
This guy gets it, i was expecting some sarcastic bullshit, +1 to you sir
>>707989665
They are only 2 people in /b/.
Me, and the samefag doing tons of posts...
The US created ISIS
Call of duty games are actually made to attract youth to military
>>708000614
Lead is an excellent shield for many radiation types and was kept in gasoline way after it was restricted in paint.
>lead trapped in latex
>lead sprayed into the air
>>707997639
>Have talked to demons
so are you the ultra-religious type of idiot, or the new age hippie type of idiot?
>>708000614
>Some MIT kids proved this shit.
citation needed
>>708001340
>>708001340
If you can't find it with Google, show proof that you searched
>>707993340
A fifty page memo?! And someone read it all?!
ISIS was created by Israel and the Jews are to blame for everything. kek
>>708001862
>>708002355
Shh, don't tell em Steve Dave
>>707989665
soviets in space
>>707994359
You are so fucking frustrating
>>707989801
This is actually true. Colluded with the Chicago outfit, led by Sam Giancana. The black hand and the white hand. She was threatening to expose state secrets that Kennedy had told her during pillow talk, because he was ending their affair. They gave her a lethal dose of the sleep aid she already took all the time. They administered it anally.
>>707999223
no btw i'm john titor
>>707995116
Dood, don't poke holes in the circular reasoning
>>707989665
all people are equal
>>707997097
All that cool tech is the same as giving an atomic submarine to the folks that buil columbus ships in xvi century and expect they could use it. We cant do shit with the alien tech we have so far. Only feel miserable dumb.
Many new diesel autos have speakers installed to perpetuate the idea that highly efficient engines make that knocking noise.
They're also in petrol sports cars, but only to make smaller engines seem more meaty...no real surprise/conspiracy there
lenin was a mushroom
>>708002909
>with the alien tech we have so far
Kek
>>708002051
Well a fuckload of CIA agents did.
Which is bad because of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mockingbird
Literally the idea that "conspiracy theories" are a crazy thing started with that one memo. And now it's so pervasive that it basically prevents people thinking about politics categorically for fear of someone calling you out for original thought.
But if you've studied history at all, you'd know that conspiracies are one of the main ways history happens. Assassination of julius caesar, anyfuckers?
Automated things are incredibly unsafe as they promote laziness and ignorance.
In an emergency/failure situation...no one will know what to do.
>>708001340
half a foil shell does make a parabolic mirror, focusing anything into the centre.
Best way to avoid the govt reading your mind is to cut your head off and place it into a metallised bag.
>>708003355
>In an emergency/failure situation...no one will know what to do.
BULLSHIT: Steal the neighbors TV, that's wtf you do.
>>708002713
same
want to know a secret from the future? MGSV is part of a humongous international conspiracy involving numerous game studios, film/tv directors, musical artists, and porn stars.
you'll shit bricks. remember this post; im not kidding.
actually you should cap this whole thread since it's solid gold
>>708003570
>no power
>niggers everywhere crowded around piles of televisions praying
>>708002355
That is not a conspiracy... do your research you fucking sheep... the Holocaust is mostly hoax aswell. Cunt
The "Buddha pose" uses the parabolic satellite that is your head and refractive cage that are your ribs to focus energy on whatever is in front of you.
Works with your cell phone.
>>707989665
Our ruling elite wants to starve the bottom 60 percent of the population to death and replace them with automated machines and keep the rest of the people as pets essentially who live in a very controlled technocracy with massive austerity provisions in place.
>>708003884
i mean, even if you weren't full of shit, how would the holocaust being a hoax not be a conspiracy?
>>708003975
What form of energy would that be?
>>708003997
>Elysium
You don't fucking say.
4chan, TOR and VPNs are build and hosted by the NSA.
>>708002921
That's idiotic because you can just take one apart and see that there are no speakers for that. Auto manufacturers are notoriously cheap and wouldn't waste money on stupid shit like that.
>>708004062
Radiative energy. Energy that radiates.
>>708004114
Wait holy shit, is that the premise for that movie? I never saw that movie, i was just putting something out there
>>708004161
>you can just
And how many suburban sheeplets change their own oil?
>manufacturers are cheap, they'd never replace quality parts with a cheap imitation
Haha Jew u wot??
>>708004143
It is well documented that i am a pedo then, never kept any files storeded, maybe they wont torture me when society collapses
>>708004343
Awe fuck, my bad bro. It isn't an /obvious/ premise.
>>708004343
It's not the smartest or the strongest species that survives, but the most adaptable.
I just want you all to know that when the world ends if you die first I'm eating you.
>>708004689
I would be honored.
>>708004689
Fuck no im not gonna die, i have a place way out in the countryside with fuck loads of rice and canned goods. Im just gonna wait it out and hope for the best. If you do happen to find my corpse, you csn eat me, i dont mind.
>>708003997
well, that's the only thing to do...
Churches are a way to guarantee self sustaining future natural gas repositories.
>>708004552
>when society collapses
When is that ?
>>708005074
By my best guess early 2017? Whenever this banking derivatives bubble bursts. With the Fed and Fractional Reserve Banking its only a matter of time honestly . All the Fes has to do is raise interest rates and its over m8
Banks ever only hold onto as much physical cash as that particular bank is insured for. Vault money is essentially petty cash.
>>708004978
True, there are way to many fucking people to sustain. The way we feed africans and other shit holes isnt helping either. They just keep breeding more and more uneducated trash
>>708004143
We have a turd in the punch bowl, i repeat, a TURD in the PUNCH BOWL!
>>708005237
Well, I dunno, they managed to ""save"" the system multiples times.. I wait to see what they do with deutsche bank though...
The bulk of radioactive waste is disposed in holes that already exist. Mostly subways and mines but sometimes shelters and old waterways. Shell companies are essential as the paper owner of the property can't actually exist.
>>708005477
The saving has basically just been band-aids to keep the system afloat. Its gonna be 2008 2.0 pretty soon. DB has been a slomo train wreck for years now. Once tha topples over that will get the ball rolling for sure
>>708005777
can't wait ! kek !
>>707989665
There is no such thing as gravity. What is gravity, but a scientific word to describe why we don't float up into the sky? Why WOULD we float up into the sky? If we need the term "gravity" to explain why we don't float into the sky, then tell me an impossible situation that we *don't* need a word for? This list would be endless.
>>708005237
>>708005477
>>708005777
Look at the 7's!
Must be true.
4chan was already sold the moment gook admin say sorry and was now currently owned by feds and will be used to catch pedos, trolls, hackers & sick fucks. This site now is a honeypot.
The military makes a business deal with a foreign ally (?) Before building every military base. In return for building cost, that foreign entity is given land rights to that base for 99 years after it goes defunct.
Most post military towns are foreign monopolies.
>>707989665
The Government has UFO level technology and the proof is in the patent office. Using these patents we know exactly how these UFO craft function.
ufohowto.com
There is a whole grading system on the dangers of different plastics and packaging for your daily goods that has been incredibly downplayed and no one besides mostly hazmat teams knows about.
>>707994088
whats the first thing you learn in school?
How to stand in line.
Diesel engines aren't actually made for "diesel" fuel. It is just an industrial solvent to offset the wild pricing variations of gasoline.
>>708003588
Whats the conspiracy? Why is every single anon that says they have some major inside info soooo undetailed or just plain dont explain themselves or say what the info really is???
They alway mention the same shit: the name of some corp or that they're a part of some un named organization
>>708006854
>Diesel engines aren't actually made for "diesel" fuel.
True. The engine runs with veggie oil, too.
Dogs can't look up
>>708007107
Its original intent was to replace the steam engine for a source of clean horsepower.
Video killed the RadioStar
>>708006257
No. Moot isn't real, 4chan was always a japanese plot.
Remember when we found out his name was "Chris Poole" and everyone was like "oh wow what a weird coincidence that his name references two of the biggest four cham memes"?
yeah.
>>708007244
>>708007265
true but mostly not a conspiracy
>>708007269
>put shoe on head
>isn't real
The very first meme was a crude drawing of a mushroom cloud that got misinterpreted as a person because 2D was the apex of the artist's skill.
>>708007406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKkuWX406q4
science is terrifying
>>707989665
Operation Northwoods is in affect today trying to take away guns to impose Martial Law to the American People
The Washington monument is 555.5 feet, or 6666 inches. The capstone is a cubed foot. These are the same dimensions as the missing cap in Giza.
The public silver alert system is a free deputizing program.
The Gas chambers in ww2 wasnt used to kill jews, as it would be easier and cheaper to starve them to death. The camps were said to be full of diseases and lice, so it was used on their clothes. They also shaved all jews heads to prevent lice.
The statue of liberty is mentioned in the bible and if you start researching where the bronze came from you find out no one actually knows.
>>708008851
lolwut ? You mormon ?
>>708008163
redneck republican Trump's dick sucker spotted
>>708009561
No.
Do I have to carry this thread by myself?
Anti gravity isn't really a secret, more of a low grade scientific wonder passed down through mason/building families that some guy left a reverse engineerable homage to in a public park in Florida.
Most of the hidden equations have been sanded down but the tools are still there
The Sistine chapel and its grounds represent the energy centers of the body.
Many Gothic chapels are dedicated to metaphysics
>>707990640
so thats why we have all those dick rate threads...
>>708011141
yup its the sole way nsa communicates with each other.
Notre dam has not only carved reliefs of the sins of man, but also the sins of the church. Totally worth a pair of binoculars
you want a conspiracy theory? jews ruin everything they put their hands on
Christians and muslims alike are useful pawns through divide and conquer
>>707993801
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
left handed people will destroy the world
>>707991797
But that little kitty can melt my heart!
An island off the coast of Australia that is slowly returning to the sea after having been a leper colony for half a century was renamed to dunwich after the successive duke from the previous British dunwich. No one is sure what happened to the previous dunwich...but the seal shows dead fish and the town was known for copious amounts of lime.
This is the 6th mass extinction and humans are going to die out. It started with white birth rates and has escalated from there. When the death rate is larger than the birth rate a species dies out. Such it is for us. Gen X will be the last generation to reach old age. Millenials die of starvation when they can't run farms on a large scale like their parents.
It's why we are about to have a nuclear war. There's no future to save so why not have one?
Donald Trump is a presidential candidate to take away the votes from the republicans and to let Hillary win. I would guess that in the near future something about Trump will be revealed so that he has no possibility to win.
>>708012371
>after the successive duke took ownership of it*
Pokemon go is the most clever spying software to date.
Pokerstars "RNG"
>>708012466
The exact opposite, actually.
>>707989665
Some magicians are real wizards.
I am not saying famous magician but rather birthday magicians.
The Merovingian family is referenced in tons of pop culture, my phone even auto caps the name...but people know barely anything about them.
>>708013470
they are "supposedly" one of the bloodlines of Christ still living today
also they are French
nothing of value is to be found
The 2016 American election is a means of acquainting humanity with their new political paradigm...
> Nationalism vs. Globalism
In the near future, the debate will be whether or not to integrate into one people of Earth.
>>707998340
Like you can see behind the sun
I'll find a gf someday
>>707998841
I believe it
>>708000798
That's what they said about Lazer tag when I was a lad
>>707998999
Fuckin based anon
No way did we go to the moon, with the minuscule computing power back then and why when space and weight so critical did they take fucking big heavy hasselblad cameras, when you consider what they were supposed to take photos of on the moon small light 35mm would have been fine and how did they get that shot of the lunar lander taking off from the moon when the camera panned the take off!
>>708000798
Sonic The Hedgehog is training people to run fast and befriend animals.
>>707989910
The CIA Killed JFK
>>708000789
You, me, and the other guy. And im not sure about the other guy
>>708000798
And yet number of people in the military keep dropping
>>708015299
THE TRUTH IS REPRESENTED AS DUBS!!!
>>707989665
this but isn't a conspiracy cuz was the fuckn' true
>>708015066
Like the superpowers vying for bragging rights would have let's us fake it.
Also I'm sure there was "just in case" footage that they probably wentv"fuck it" and used just for posterity/a testament to the cinematic ability we had.
>>707992785
>>708014141
and monkeys will fly out of my butt!
>>707989665
They landed on the moon in 1969 and discovered alien ships, who warned us to go away and not come back. Hence all the dodgy edited photographs and such. They should make a movie out of this one - just to kill it off.
Kansas is hell
>>708015624
That didn't happen, you are dumb, we are alone in this universe, I hope you take a long tumble off of a short cliff. I hope your life 404's.
>>708015543
Lol, fucking hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4yYZh1U908
>>708012074
fuck you
>>708015888
Awww the little special snowflake christian is having his paradigm damaged.
Light houses are really heavy
>>708012832
all poker rng
Naval strike fleets dump all of their trash in the ocean. Plant overflow of radioactive material vents to the ocean.
The antenna arrays drop birds from the sky and sonar gives whales brain damage.
the civil invasions world wide of the musilms is the start up of the culling. we've had enough zombie movies to know they can do it with a virus. we're distrust full of FEMA where they won't be able to just round us up like cattle. so you bring in a bunch of people that are completely incompatible with the resident population and sooner or later civil war is going to break out and what's been a bigger controller of population since the industrial revolution other than war? and sure we can blame them for bringing in the muslims but its still the muslims fault for not assimilating that'll be the cause that's blamed.
tl:dr too many fucking people on this planet so force a holy war to even things out.
