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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>BASED OP
>BASED ANONS
>OP DELIVERED
Continue at your leisure.
Bumping for intrest..post the rest of screenshots
>>707983100
damn did thread reach limit?
King of autists, absolute madman
>>707983342
Sadly, but I think john holcomb will an hero today
witnessed
>>707983342
Likely. That was the greatest thing. OP did an hero before all of us /b/ros
Look at my dick covered in warts...
THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE GREATEST TEXT THREAD OF ALL TIME
>>707983100
what the fuck was her response you put gay meme text over the whole fucking thing
Bumping for Screencaps
thx u based holcumb
>>707983100
What's wrong with his body? Was he that fat?
>>707983558
She said she was gunna show it to everyone at his school
>>707983558
Something about showing her dad and bf the conversation
>>707983558
Another anon posted it. I just reposted.
>>707983100
Saved the whole convo
Post the pics guys...his fb,her fb and full convo
>>707983558
Second
>>707983692
POST IT
>>707983100
>dubs confirms OP will return to us
I BELIEVE IN JOHN
>>707983100
I was there
>>707983558
She told him she will show his wartdick to everyone and drag him into deep shit
>>707983622
I'm fat too, fat eats your dick so you have to push it in to push the dick out. It's a sad fact of being a fatty. You will never have a good dickpick game.
>>707983694
This needs to be done
That guy should go see a doctor, he has HPV.
OP here. Working on making a giant mega cap of the thread.
>>707983558
omg he started the conversation saying he got her number on facebook and she was so creeped out.. then she said she was sick so she didnt wanna talk immediately and hes like im at dennys and its down the street from your house
Return with more bait original OP
We didn't even get the tribute picture so the ride can't end here!
lel
>>707983622
No, he was fucking fluffy
What do you think, dopey bollocks
>>707983970
>>707983100
His name was james not john
Bumping to see the whole story
Fags
>>707983621
come back pls
>based anon
unless this someone posts caps of the girl somehow sending nudes back, there is nothing based here
>>707984100
lol everyone was so obsessed with what he was doing we got his name wrong on the whole thread people were looking up facebook profiles of john the whole time
>>707984165
>>707984284
>>707984284
>not numbering your images
you unorganized heathen
KEK DEMANDS MORE OC JAMES
James where are you????
anigif mode
This is beautiful. Hes gonna be a legend at his school and hometown. I wanna shake his fat gross hand.
Making a collage (fuck i dunno how it spelled) of that thread
>2 anons posting the same screenshots at the same time
>>707984623
Collage is right. Means "gluing" in French.
>>707984623
Its spelled like you just did you fucking ape.
ryan.stevenson.3192 on fb
could it be the boyfriend?
>>707984735
neeky chigger
>>707984538
winrar skill
>>707984693
i love /b/
>>707984810
sweet jesus
>INB4 this guys life is ruined
>>707984907
hmm idk...
Socially accepted <4chan meme
That was the fakest shit I've ever seen.
Fuck off, James. This thread sucks just as much.
>>707984955
>when that autist has more friends than you
Much kokkles and zez's were had this day.
>>707985040
fuck off no bait can be that real
>>707985072
Please don't tell me you're one of those people who defines himself by his friends on facebook, an internet website.
WHAT WAS HER RESPONSE? WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR HERO?!
op has that faggot ass font over it
>not all heroes wear capes
POST PICS OF THE THREAD AND NOT JUST CAPTAIN AUTISM'S TEXTS YOU FUCKING CAULIFLOWER-SNIFFING SHANDY DRINKERS
>>707985256
>>707985280
this
>>707985190
I'm not, I just have no irl friends :/
>>707984165
>calling some chick he barely knows "love" is where he really fucked up. Not that he didn't fuck up a lot of other times but that's just creepy.
Did he get in trouble? kill himself? school shooting?
details... we want the details
>>707985330
Time to change something then mate.
It's Saturday, get out there, go to a bar, whats the absolute worst that can happen?
>>707984165
>When girls start fully punctuating.
>When they act all creeped out.
>>707985407
It was 30 min ago the thread 404'd so maybe school shooting Monday or tusday
is james OP?
James here. No response yet. Will post when she does and I told you >>707984955 is not my fb
>>707985564
Never go fully punctuate.
>>707985584
ok, "James"
>>707985584
YEAHHHHH
>>707985467
I'd love to, but my mother is really fucking ill and I have to help her.
>>707985584
Let me be the first to congratulate you on your eternal virginity, James
>>707985584
Fuck sake just send her the tribute pic / make up more cringe OC already you dirty digit dodger!
>>707985565
is screenshots all he provided? wheres james? I hope he makes national news
ryan.stevenson.3192 fb
is the boyfriend?
>>707984061
I wonder what she honestly thought would happen when she put her phone number on a public website like that, seems like a recipe for this exact shit to happen and now she has to call people who actually use the number creeps/weirdos etc.
>>707985584
Ok "James" show us what she looks like then
>>707985584
Whats her adress?
>>707985872
No 69 Cuck Street
Virginia
>>707985872
we can taker her out for you james
Cauldron mutu
http://www.panda.tv/440526
animal fights
Can confirm all real. News is spreading fast already.
>>707985960
really i'm looking it up and it seems to not be on maps... you spell it right?
>>707986029
James is alpha as fuck. Nice dick too.
>>707986029
This is so fake
>>707986029
WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?!?
>>707986084
James please.
>>707986029
great bait mate
>>707986084
This
>>707986029
Suuuuure it is.
>>707986076
Are you retarded or b8
>>707986029
Didn't happen at 8:32 am faggot. 11:00 am
J A M E S
>>707986084
Yup
>>707986029
the time is wrong, nice try
>>707986076
I dunno it's not entirely clear - the location is obscured by all the guys who are going to be able to fuck Sara through her life
Can't see James amongst them
>>707986084
James has HPV
>>707983100
DICKS OUT FOR JAMES HOLCUMB
NEVAR FORGET
>>707986443
I forgot
What was it?
>>707986383
It's a Thai trap wearing animu makeup
>>707985545
I want more of this
>>707986528
I can't remember either.
REEL YOUR DICKS IN PEOPLE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE
I just saved the thread as an HTML. To Lazy.
>>707986084
Shut up james
>>707986601
Me too but i've run out of duct tape and James has scared off all the girls with his ludicrously autistic dick
>>707986443
>guy sends girl dick pic
>hurr durr legendary thread nevar forget
twat
His name was James Holcumb
>>707985545
Why does that give me a boner?
>>707986732
>fat teen sends pic of gross wart cock to girl
>makes fun of him, tells everyone
>4chan aplauds
>school shooting
>national news
>legendary thread never forget
>>707986888
trips and also kekd
>>707986732
It's not that he just sent her a pic, it's the context as a whole. Way to be a faggot, anon.
>>707986888
My Nigga
>>707985359
depends where you're from, could be something passive like darlin' or honey.
>>707986995
>>707987048
context or not, nothing has actually happened yet, your basing it all on the implication that there will soon be some sort of "event"
>>707986732
It was ironic, you twat.
Here is a ZIP of the thread. The HTML of the thread and the images and shit.
hxxps:// drive.google. /open?id=0B-IRhwVz0QhzZENkR3ZYd2JjLWs
>>707986949
Which bit?
>>707987149
The fact is that he got her number from her facebook and started texting her like an autistic retard, then when things started going south sent a dick pic like a majorly autistic retard.
>>707987273
>downloading a virus
>>707987315
Dating in the 21st century
>>707987258
Sure it was anon, sure it was.
>>707985359
>>707987145
Too bad he didn't have a chance to call her m'lady
>>707987491
He did.
>>707987315
Kek
>>707987585
Hopefully she replies
>>707987682
Said James
Shortly before he realised he would never speak to another woman ever again
>>707983982
>we haven't fucked yet m'lady
lost it
>>707987273
>>707987420
Anon's zip has no virus and is the thread
Scan Results
virustotal. com /en/file/ 43e9de5c5277f7fac6ac7efd0e40947c72a0bb6ec3b58f84c7db2e8361bd32aa/analysis/1476549448/
>>707987847
fuck, have to renew my gold account again
>>707987491
Did you even bother to read the thread you're posting in? He did call her that you neanderthal
>>707985960
>Virginia
>>707987847
does any one know if there is a special offer for students for the gold account?
>>707987835
Holy shit I missed that one
>>707988053
Yes nigger.
>>707988313
Please stop using that word.
It is 2016 anon!
>>707988473
nigger bitch nigger
>>707988473
What's wrong with saying yes?
>>707988473
Alright negro.
>>707988473
Nigger
>>707988473
Niggerfaggot detected
>>707988473
nigger faggot
>>707988473
NIGGER
>>707988473
Sure thing, Darkman
![562[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UZsld5W.png "562[1].png")
>>707988473
So her dad's been trying to call me. Told her it was my brother. I don't think she's buying it.
>>707988473
Why don't you go back to niggerland cuckfag
>>707988906
JAMES! You've returned!
>>707988906
Tell her to fuck off and quit harassing you
>>707988906
It continues
>>707988906
MADMAN IS BACK
>>707988906
>my brother
Classic deflection! You're fucked either way tubbo, but way to be a fucking savage
>>707988906
Have some quality phone sex with the dad
>>707986888
>shit trip, must follow suit
His name was James Holcumb
>>707988906
>sorry guys but it took me a while to stage this whole thing so it looks legit
>>707988906
James
>>707988906
GOD
>>707988906
Tell her you can only talk to her dad via text. Post convos
>>707988906
ofc she isnt you fatass. its the most retarde excuse ever.
>>707989085
It's basically been confirmed. See old threads, James is trying to deny it's him but that fat autists face totally matches with the chubby dick pic.
I know it's /b/ but damn, have some faith in the autism of people on here
>>707988906
She's bluffing. Ask that bitch where your tit pics are
>>707986888
>>707989060
His name was James Holcumb
>>707988906
ohshit
>>707989257
His James Holcomb was Roberta paulson
>>707988906
HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION
1. Rape her
2. Murder her
3. Murder her family
4. End your life
I'm in deep shit.
Tell her dad to stay the fuck off of your property or you'll shoot to kill
>>707983793
I'm wondering, does his fucking stomach keep going PAST the dick and balls? It looks like his dick made camp on his bellybutton and just kinda.... stayed.
>>707989356
raper her dad too and make her bf watch
>end it
>>707989391
Don't sweat it bro. Just smoke some weed and tell the cunt to chill out and smoke your pole
>>707989391
HOW FAR CAN YOU GO DOWN THE SHITHOLE
>>707989391
You are so fucked.
Just an hero. Do it naked
>>707989391
Tell her snitches get stitches.
>>707989391
....and you dragged your brother into it, meaning your parents are going to get involved. This is why this board is +18
>>707989391
She's going over on Monday to get fucked by both of them.
>>707989444
Trips
And I thought the same thing
The legend continue
>>707989391
Fuck her dude be a man (prob for the first time) and tell the dad to go fuck himself.
Sarah, it was a fuckin' dickpick. You should be used to it.
>>707989391
You know if you go beta she'll never fuck you OP? You have to turn it around with the alpha from earlier, get aggressive. Threaten rape.
>>707989229
Forgive me for having doubt, but this is 4chan
>"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
>>707989391
Consequences will never be the same!
>>707989391
Send a pic of your asshole
>>707983100
I hope you get caught and forced to register as a sex offender, you fucking dumb shit motherfucker.
>>707989391
just own that shit. you are not getting out of this so just wear it like a badge of pride
>>707989391
I have no idea why but I get an overwhelming sense of guilt when I look at this and I'm not involved in any way. Fuck OP you're fucked.
>>707989391
There is only one way to respond
"don't threaten me you filthy sow"
>>707988473
I agree.
That's racist!
Op tell your parents you can't find your phone. Then proceed to fuck with a bunch of people at your school while blaming siblings/cousins
>>707989391
Tell her "hey this is james' brother. Not the brother you know, his half brother. I'm sorry I texted you. It's my fault. Now my mom's picking me up. I have to go. Please don't be mad. I'm sorry I got james in trouble :("
>>707989648
No I know. Usually I'd agree. But this just feels...right...
I want to believe
>>707989391
OH MY GOD OP RETURNS
>>707989725
That's called "empathy" faggot
>>707989391
>thanks for ruining my dad
Either she's retarded or this is fake. She's the one who informed them instead of blocking him.
>>707989756
THIS
>>707989391
dude, Just fucking make it as worse as you can. fuck that bitch. Dont be a pussy and go alpha on her ass. if she tries shit threaten her. Dad comes to ur house kill his ass
>fuck them
>>707989391
It's happening again
>>707989853
*day
OP:
You are already fucked. Might as well have more fun right? Here is your way out:
I have been so fucking depressed lately and now this shit? It wasnt me, think whatever you want I dont care. Tell your dad to call the cops, I could give a fuck because you cant arrest a dead person. I am done"
Your welcome in advanced.
>>707989813
Well no shit, nigger.
I'm simply implying that it's strange to have empathy for this autistic retard.
>>707989853
>>707989863
You sir are evil
should have just kept texting fucked up shit and thrown your phone down a storm drain
>>707989853
It says "Thanks for ruining my DAY" you dyslexic fuck
>>707989919
rolling for this
OP I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE ONLY GOOD ADVICE YOU NEED:
Just text her that, yeah it was your brother who sent it, but at least it's a good dick. She'll have to agree and when she does, tell her she has to ride it now
>>707989919
i mean thatd work
sucide treats always work.
>>707989391
Tel her that when her Dad comes over he can see your dick too
>>707989391
Instead of saying "it's my brother" shit, you just shouldn't have sent anything.
And the day she sees you, just tell her you lost your phone and it wasn't you at all.
Idk op just use your brain holy shit
Tell her if she don't send tits then she won't have a Ryan or a dad to snitch to anymore.
Fuck that bitch and her dad.
GO ALPHA JAMES
>>707989990
*my fucking day. Retard
>>707989919
actually this is the only way you aren't registering as a sex offender
Send another dick pic
>>707989919
rolling for this
>>707989853
She said day not dad you nigger
>>707990114
Rolling for this
>>707989010
lmao this
>>707990064
this
>>707989753
This. Cause a shit storm
>>707990059
This might work.
>>707990114
rolling for this
>>707990114
Rolling for this.
>>707990114
rolling
>>707990014
This
>>707989919
Or this
>>707989919
Do this OP.
Make it look like this is the one think that drove you over the edge in life. Hint an heroing.
Also, congrats on the god like bread.
>>707989919
roll
>>707989919
roland
She's not buying it.
>>707989919
thisll prib work doe op
You're going to be put on a sex offender list anon all because you wanted to impress /b/. Way to go.
>>707989919
rolling
>>707990064
This!!
>>707989919
NOICE
This. Is. Amazing!
>>707990200
Dubs r winner
>>707990114
rollin
>>707990200
Dubs has spoken.
>>707990268
send her a dick pick
>>707990268
SEND ANOTHER DICK PIC BEFORE SHE BLOCKS YOU
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE
>>707989391
>thanks for ruining my fucking day.
this is why women suck. god damn over dramatic bitches the lot of them
When the cops take you away, tell them you did it for the lulz.
>>707990270
this isn't real anon everyone over 14 knows it's not real
>>707990311
Second dubs confirms OP must comply
>>707989919
Roll
Thread is Golden.
>>707989990
No shit, Einstein. That was obviously a typo. The post still stands. She could have blocked him after the dick and gone on with her day. Instead she chose to tell them and is now having a bad day cause they're upset. So she is dumb or this is fake.
>>707990268
Send her another dick pic and say "see? This is my dick. Not that other one!" You have to prove it's not your dick.
>>707990337
>>707990326
X-----DDDDDDDD
wow way to fuck kyle over
>>707989919
OP DO THIS
BEFORE SHE BLOCKS U
HURRY.
IF SHE BLOCKS YOU MAKE A FREE TEXT ACC. do ittttt
>>707989853
nigga wtf are you talking about?
>>707986888
His name was James Holcumberbatch
>>707989391
Ask her if her dad is calling because he wants to see your warts in person.
>>707985072
What? I've always thought of myself as pretty fucking autistic, but I have 300+ friends on Facebook. It's just a website with grannies and shit on it. People accept your request just to not be assholes.
>>707990268
man i love watching morons ruin their lives
Fuck it. Going out with a bang.
>>707990356
Femanon here.
You clearly know nothing about how women work.
Have a nice day, virgin.
>>707990366
Dubs again
>>707990366
Winrar!!!!!!!!!
>>707986888
>>707989060
>>707989257
His name was James holcomb
>>707990422
Fucking kek
>>707990356
>Implying the dick pic wasn't what she meant ruined her day
>>707990422
OHHHH SHITTT OP
>>707986888
Jimmy Holocaust
>>707990422
based OP
>>707990343
kek
>>707990422
Nice dubs.
Holy shit you're insane. We love you James, you magnificent fat bastard
>>707990422
kek
>>707989919
Good idea, go with this OP.
>>707990422
>mah nigga
>>707990422
OP!!! when will he learn....
>>707988906
WHAT NO OP, WHERE WAS THE ALPHA ATTITUDE FROM LAST THREAD?
>>707989391
REEEE WHY NO TRIBUTE PICTURE TO ASSERT DOMINANCE?
>>707989919
dubs and send pic of asshole, jamesy boy
Some girls fucking spaz over little shit. If i had a guy sending his dick to me, i would just tell him to fuck off. Some girls need to learn to fucking grow up.
"Girls mature faster than guys" Apparently some dont. I would even say most of them have this problem,
>>707989853
I don't know who is more autistic, James or you.
>>707990356
>She could have blocked him after the dick and gone on with her day. Instead she chose to tell them and is now having a bad day cause they're upset.
Are you retarded?
>>707990422
facepalm x13
>>707990356
Damage control in a thread about a loser trying to do damage control.
Meta as fuck anon.
Send her dad a picture of your dick and blackmail him
