Let's get some big dick havin' shotas. SPH/comparison
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's get some big dick havin' shotas.
SPH/comparison optional but encouraged
I don't have much btw
(Bump for non-yaoi big dick muscle shota)
(I wish this pic's anatomy wasn't so off, its so close to being a great pic)
>>707934879
oh thank goodness, shota bread.
the other threads are being so depressing and realtalk tonight.
Where can i find this stuff
Lurking, not a fan of abnormal size dicks
I've no real affinity for them either, sph some, but mainly trying to appease OP before I get too bored searching for the ones I have, and flopping to w/e shota
point is, shota thread.
can still tell its you even if you don't type.
enough of this bigdickery, I command you to FEELS
getting to tricky to find what little more I have, swapping to random shotas
Oh, and apparently yon shitposters are out in droves tonight, so um..
look forward to that I'm guessing
Great, fucking stair's site even tracks marked threads w/o sync posts now.
Just great.
this thread is kinda gay
somewhat of a faggy vibe in here
yes, it's me.
>>707940719
yeah getting poof tones
sensing a hint of homo now that you mention it
>>707940847
Hint of Homo is the name of my new cologne
>>707940927
fukken casual.
>>707941113
>that unique smell
nice
dear hair on the top and back of the knees:
Fuck you.
Can shave everything else blindfolded, but those damn elusive bastards, I swear.
>>707940786
Is it bad I only saved this one because of the undies?
>>707941423
never had issues there, get a better razor.
>707938443
More like this?
>>707938443
Whoops, goofed that last reply.
More pics like this one?
>>707941485
no? why would it?
they're quite nicely drawn.
I'd buy a pair
>>707941520
being nearsighted and doing it in the shower doesn't help matters any, but have tried several, it's more the type of hair that grows there for me, really thin and soft, unless I power slide down it, it's hard to get in a couple passes, and it's not a part I'm too fond of using force and speed
How is everyone?
>>707941797
i've literally never cut myself shaving, and i don't exactly do i gentle. just use loads of shaving foam and go over it a bunch of times
>>707941953
terrible, milker.jpg guy.
>>707938412
hahahahahahaha
>>707941988
nor have I, and I don't intend to, that's part of the matter.
I probably dont use enough foam tho, that's for sure.
>>707941953
lewd, terribly lewd, lewd-stricken.
>>707942195
he knows what he likes
>>707942211
use more foam then, dipshit. also post legs :^)
>>707941988
How come? :c
>>707942211
Well, you best done fix that with this thread and future ones if there are.
>>707941766
Don't really have more size comparison stuff either, but a couple scattered somewhere.
That's more another regular's forte, gl.
>>707941797
Nair that shit
I usually do a quick shave beforehand to get most of the excess hair.
Smooooooth and painless
>>707942439
because i just woke up and i'm tired as fuck
>>707942414
I will, and dork, I just said I missed spots, so no, not yet, I do owe a certain shotaposter something soon, but that can wait for now
>>707942723
what certain shotaposter
>>707942486
Why not go rest some more then?
>>707942439
I've tried that.
til I bled
then more trying
it didn't fix anything.
I've hidden my phone as to not be tempted to reinstall grindr.
>>707942816
because i slept for like 10 hours i think
>>707942459
I really should at least try it, haven't been getting that great of results from shaving revently anyway, can you do full body with just one canister?
>>707942783
they know who they are
>>707943134
it's totally that cockaburra guy right
>>707942861
If you are still tired, then Your body is still tired and wants rest. Give what the body wants :)
>>707942851
Oh, sorry to hear that :c
oh, whoops, lookit the time, gotta go guys, cya, bye, leaving now
>>707942981
I can do my full body on one tube and still have some left over.
I'm not a very hairy guy tho. Your mileage may vary.
Don't get it in your buttcrack, thats the one place it will sting.
They have bikini or sensitive skin formulas that work for that area.
>>707943208
>>707943801
who
>>707943754
well as long as one shaves/trims beforehand it shouldn't matter that much more, I guess body size, and yeah, I know to avoid the naughty bits, hopefully you're not speaking from experience
>>707943259
no worries, it happens, I know my limits though
all will be well.
what about you tho?
zzz
the overwhelming boredom Q.Q
>>707944162
shota threads are boring when the curse of the lewd-posters stops
>>707943934
I have had much stinging.
I didn't know that it would and it was the first time I crossdressed.
>>707944243
I just fancy one on one interactions more =s
I have all the lewd shota i want... and.. more.
>>707944441
why would you want one on one interactions when you could be seeing other shota posters' butts?
>>707943847
ok, after having to dig up cockaburra's cock pix and the ones from yesterday.
fine
you win.
>>707944664
never heard of the guy
>>707944549
Im rather complex.
Im actually asexual.
I just love the art aspect of shota.
it also brings back memories. even though the memories were not that long ago.
>>707944549
>>707944441
why don't you two interact with each other's butts one on one then?
>>707944111
wait is that blood
>>707944752
Sounds messy.
Id like to avoid that if at all possible.
Appreciate the offer tho =D
>>707944111
I feel mentally drained atm.
>>707944243
I can post lewd, but enjoy chats more :x
>>707944752
idk that seems like it might be a tad gay
>>707944784
wow you know i never noticed that
>>707944784
and so the last horse crosses the finish line.
context and all
>>707944844
>those over-designed to death outfits.
>>707944111
>Blood
You're doing it wrong
>Broom handle
I don't want to play anymore
>>707944881
oh not at all sir, it's all for a good cause.
>>707944862
iktf.
oddly enough productive, aerobic exercise as well as food and rest ofc seems to be the best fix for that, imo ofc
>>707945062
>You're doing it wrong
mostly yes, but a bit no
>I don't want to play anymore
ok, that one's totally fair.
>>707945042
You think that's over designed?
>>707945172
I'll probably just sleep, but I don't wanna sleep so oh well <:
Unrealistic and Gay.
>>707945463
agreed
>>707945463
it isn't cute if they're gay
or something along those lines
>>707945463
better?
>>707945386
every shred and fiber of WHY is my body is screaming for release.
SquareEnix, not even once.
>>707945425
You never want to sleep, we may need to start darting you
>>707945463
words on your screen
>>707945532
no, it's " it's not socks if you're still wearing gay", ffs.
>>707945861
cute
>>707945861
made me think of this >.>
>>707945743
No plz, i'm not a wild animal. I'll be a good boy ;-;
so how many melbanons are there in total exactly
this far into the bread and hardly any meming
eerie.
>>707946427
melbanon and melbfag afaik.
>>707946557
still never actually met the other melbanon, maybe we'll see eachother at pax or some shit. oh and don't forget the other one :^)
just fug already
>>707936138
Source please?
>>707946780
Uno Makoto
>>707946865
Thanks.
>>707945563
Why's there literally no gay shota SFM porn? So unfair.
urge to find phone rising
ugghhh, not good..
>>707946639
you lot don't play fair.
>>707947429
how so
>>707947474
always lurking, watching, waiting to strike for maximum lewd/ sassy effect
>>707947723
Lewdnessss
>>707947723
i mean when does the other melbfag post? once every few months?
>>707947088
Ikr? I wish i had the skills, or time
>>707948120
you'd think the mentally ill would have some talent...
>>707947815
seems like maybe you're in need of some fixing yourself~
>>707947835
I doubt that very much
>>707948212
W-Who.. me..?
>>707948212
he literally only posted in the thread last night because i said something to him about it. when did he last post before that? i don't even remember.
>>707948266
yeah, months ago then.
do I even wanna know how the conversation led up to that?
>>707948454
oh i just told him i got a funny captcha while posting in a shota thread
Needs more big dicks.
Why are they so rare?
Whats the appeal of uselessly small dicks?
I'm a bottom and I need something meaty to work with.
Are most artists tops, who don't want to be outsized?
>>707948249
if all else fails just look at roro's recent set again
>>707948212
Those abs look like they were drawn on with a pen.
More so than the rest of the picture that is.
>>707948572
making a lot of assumptions there, friendo
>>707948572
If you want shota with big dicks look at 90% of /ss/
Otherwise kill yourself because you clearly have no taste.
>>707943208
>>707943801
>>707943847
>>707944664
>>707944723
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
>>707948605
Well, I could, then again I probably won't make a embarrassing noise this time not being on TS3 with a friend... <:
>>707948198
Someone has to know, so I figure either:
A.fucker is too lazy
B.hes keeping it to himself
Either way fuck that noise
>>707948806
do what now?
>>707948865
hey, I was at work when I peeked.
Much worse.
So who's this Cockaburra I keep hearing about recently?
>>707949397
trying to reconcile that myself.
>>707944111
>More than one object has blood on it.
I think he likes it
>>707949053
I guesss, but still. I'm normally more composed, but I dunno why I nearly squaked at them :x
everyone's so focused on the bleeding
he's clearly remorseful about it, let him do him
>>707948650
I'm not making assumptions, I'm asking because I don't know.
>>707948779
>no taste
Just because I like medium and large dicks doesn't mean I'm hating on people who like small dicks.
we all make sanguine mistakes sometimes, or more often than just sometimes, nbd
>>707949661
because you have working eyes maybe?
>>707949841
Working eyes?
>>707949932
So well working I'd bet you can even tell why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
melb, y you being so quiet tonight, you ok?
remember that time when kjiren was like "wow u didnt even know i was seifag??"
lmao, looks like it was truly i who was doing the tricking.
>>707950135
who knew that spice girl was a pedo
https://discord.gg/rxubDTu
Come and circlejerk with us to shota!
>>707950168
who are you talking about, and to?
>>707950067
I'm confused :x
Heyyy look i'm wide awake now, wooooo
>>707950371
anyone who wants to know how incredible my tricking was
>>707950257
go to your corner
>>707950374
gdit.
>>707950420
ok then
>>707950282
but I'm too scared and awkward to use the one I'm in :c
>tfw 2.5x13
JUST
>>707950692
we're all awkward bro
>>707950711
you ok anon?
you seem like you might be stroking out a little bit
>>707950467
Don't yell at me, add a friend who removed me from steam and then just re-added me today and got me chatting as i prepared my bed now i'm not sleepy no more, yay! :3
Thread says big dick
>>707950775
too obscure of a meme for you
>>707934879
>>707949594
How could we not talk about family when family is all that we got
>same excuses
>>707950711
>2.5
Inches or cm?
Diameter or circumference?
>>707950994
>>707951205
>same 2.5 JUSTS
why live
>>707950850
okie, then just this once you do get petpetpets for borking your sleep cycle yet again
>>707951292
>>707951244
Probably cm and diameter.
Nothing else makes sense.
>>707951362
>you will never pet a 2.5x13 reiji
MOST LIVEABLE JUST
>>707951326
I never had a sleep schedule though.... :(
>>707951457
pls dun die
>>707951544
but i've been planning my death for years now
>>707951477
but, since you're having a mental breakdown, post butt while you're at it, kthx
>>707951651
>>707951477
misquote, meant for
>>707951457
>>707938174
source
>>707951613
not allowed.
>>707951979
you're not my dad
>>707952044
didn't realize you were into that, sorry.
>>707952147
only when you're the one roleplaying him ;)
>>707950771
how many are in there?
oh hell naw
>tfw 2.5x13 image cap
simply the worst.
>>707952727
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>>707950711
=32.5
is that your age?
>>707952888
fucking normie doesn't get this fantastic meme
>>707952888
it prolly is
gn to you and your completely unfantasizeable dink
>>707953078
that's not a word
>>707953124
well awareful on that
>>707953189
gn you faggotful loser
fuck, the dicc comparisons were still up when I minimized browser, now I'm right back where I started.
toast fresh bread? I just got here
pls no, it's too gay in here
>>707945386
the more I look at this pic the angrier I get, make it go away pls
Just need to roll
>>707950282
expired
>>707947088
sfm?
>>707954177
source film maker
>>707953980
dont you dare
>>707954076
good.
I'm sad snuffles never stopped by
>>707955182
he's gay tho
>same shit posts
>>707955843
>same 2.5x13 references to previous threads that aren't funny any more
how's ur website going
>>707955911
Still not being worked on
>>707955958
speed it up, idiot
>>707956103
working on it tomorow, its not "due" until tuesday
It isnt even due until the 24th but group set deadline
>>707956627
9 days to do that stuff? wow
>>707956681
Well Ill probs have to do more but my group wants me to do it by tuesday
>>707956708
you know maybe i should reconsider going to uni because that sounds pretty easy tbh
>>707956758
Ive had courses where Ive literally done nothing and passed
Like I was dumbfounded about how little Ive had to do and passed
fresh toast?
>>707956809
no courses in melbourne for what i want to do, sadly.
>>707956968
Just move to queensland :^)
>>707957001
dlete this
>>707957028
fite me
>>707957085
meet me at the servo in 10 you poof
>>707951651
For some reason, I feel like banning Kiji's butt tomorrow...
