Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
>>707923904
Am I first?
>>707923904
Am i second?
spain in the ass
back to bump limit
>>707924055
You're first and you got Cirno dubs. Congratulations~
>>707922580
Nothing
>>707922612
She does it to boost her ego and have everyone love her
>>707922655
Ooh I want a coyote to pet...
>>707923095
This is trap... its gotta be............................... bye...
>>707923370
Well said.
>>707923268
Here. You may have feet only, from someone that isn't even Reimu. Be nicer next time. Baka.
>>707923904
"Please bare your naked body for us, Reimu-samaaaaa~"
>>707923655
Lolwut. No, you just have a fetish for moms. It's normal.
reimu give me uplifting music
If you don't post "That's a fine blue ass, my lass." in this thread your ass will turn blue and radioactive.
100% more flags
still waiting on those lewd pics princess
>>707924264
no feet and i even said princess thats being really nice.
Hey hey hey
I'm still here
-Sweet Roll
>>707924246
Hey Ika, is there anyway we can talk outside of these threads
~Ika
Well I be in good shape after wrestling season? Will I get a girl named Alyssa?
Here for Round Three!
Mantis
>>707924267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XwSRzNCYIA
>>707924252
Heyy, you made it!
>>707924264
Well, if you put it that way...
I might not make much noice but I'm still here.
>>707924089
Calling women you don't know sluts on an anonymous board would suggest otherwise. It sounds like you suffer from repressed desires and constant frustration. I won't read into it too much, though. I have an Ikarous to talk to
>>707924246
I promise you it's not, but I'll give you time to accept that on your own terms. Until then I'll just be available.
If it would make you less anxious I could stop posting yandere and post something a little more inviting.
>>707924369
>>707923904
I need a good fap
>>707923904
How is my day going to be tomorrow?
>>707924419
I'll throw in Sanae as a bonus.
>>707924619
Here you go.
>>707924602
Hey.
>>707924426
I meant to label it as fred, I fucked up..
putinland
>>707924246
coyotes are mean, but if you want to try nothing is stopping you
Brian here, looking for a get!
Can I get a fortune cookie? ^.^
-Solaire
roll for fortune for self!
>>707924675
acceptable.
>>707924547
Yeah i woke up in time for the third thread ^^;
>>707924252
Luckily enough i was still lurking, hi there!
I am torn between 2 women who both love me deeply and I dont know which to choose.
Woman A. Wants to please me in everything. She loves me unconditionally even knowing my dark stuff. She is cute and sassy, kinky, and fire in bed.
Woman 2 IS BEAUTIFUL. Young, and loves me with all her heart. She is amazing, and kinky, But she comes with a lot a lot a lot of baggage (and im not talking about the size of her huge breasts).
Im in love with both (honestly) and I know they love me too. But I know I need to cut one loose because I dont want to be that guy who leads 2 lives.
Please I need a GETS. This is my only hope of getting a resolution.
>>707924619
Don't let your memes be dreams.
>>707924547
3 Threads?? What's the special occasion?
>>707924264
I've missed you bunbun
>>707924579
You came on a little too strong. You've got bait her in first.
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
>>707924784
Nice choice of color.
>>707924778
Thanks! I actually think Sanae is really cute. I'd do that.
>>707924864
It's not exactly naked but it's close.
>>707924784
\[T]/
If dubs, it's yours, my friend
-Sweet Roll
>>707924780
Where my tarots at, im single and wanting to remedy that.
-brian
>>707924778
>arms
>
~Neptune
>>707924916
Reroll
>>707924916
why not both anon?
>>707924893
pretty good, needs more pantsu shot though
>>707925005
but senpai, now i have had a taste and i want more, much much more.
>>707924916
rerolling
>>707924916
Post your hand and you shall have your reading
>>707924974
I'm not attempting to use any manipulative tactics or to "bait" anyone. I'm delivering the facts as they stand and making my position known. If that's insufficient then it wasn't meant to be.
>>707925093
Post your hand and I will do your reading. If you can get a GET (dubz or above) Reimu will do it.
>>707924784
>Solaire has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "32".
yes you can
>>707925005
Surprise! If you were to inspect the filename, and cross-reference it with this filename using Lorpadekov's number, you would reveal the message...
>>707925044
>>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
?
bad flag for a bad thread
>>707925246
DR MANHATTAN IS CUTER THAN BOTH OF YOU
...
Uh, don't ask me to explain the mathematics involved in the code, it's very complicated.
>>707925093
Wanting dubs irl
-brian
I wants a reading!! :)
>>707924974
So say hi! >: <
>>707925005
Wonderful!
>>707925166
Tch.
>>707925277
... I appreciate this.
>>707925166
Im not that type of person. I cant just lead 2 people on. I cant cheat on someone like that. I am decent in my love life, but this situation caught me so hard and so fast, I was with both before I even knew it.
I really need a tarot card reading to clear my head, and I cant find my cards.
>>707924974
If you look at the clock, it's not even close to the time when I usually go to bed. We have flags-san to thank for that, even though I'm pretty sure his purpose wasn't to make me make more threads.
>>707924916
It's hard to tell what would be the best choice here... here's hoping you GET. I guess tarot is a little better than flipping a coin, eh? Think about your future with those two though. Each of them. Which one could you see yourself marrying? What would you see the future being like with them?
>>707924977
Okay.
>>707925468
I've given you my price. If you desire the reading then you will pay it. Otherwise keep relying on luck and hope that your GET finds you.
>>707925466
Reisen, what's your favorite song?
read my future, will princess post more lewd pictures?
>>707925466
*pats head* its was pretty alright, dont feel bad.
beerland
>>707924778
I want someone to worship my armpits!
>>707925754
Show us your armpits.
>>707925754
How cute are you
Could I have a fortune please? "Anon"
Howdy anon, so cali fag here and im slowly falling for my best friend and i get very slight hints that she likes me back, what do???
>>707925246
I'm a little too tipsy to do that.
>>707925466
Reisen liking it just makes me want to keep going.
>>707925739
Lucky you.
>>707924905
Actually d-dont look!
>>707924426
>outside of these threads
Don't.
>>707925212
Brian here
>>707925892
>Anon has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "3".
good luck for you
>>707924905
Hello Marisa!
Long time no see
How are you?
>>707925277
I thought you asked for a fortune...
/'–_–\ ...
-Sweet Roll
to image limit with rares
>>707925466
Why do you like that much >>707925277
This picture?
>>707925870
What?! R-Right now?
>>707925881
Oh gosh...
>>707925212
Heres my hand. Thank you for doing this.
>>707926034
Awesome, thanks!
>>707925940
Ask her on a date. A real date, with clear intentions.
>>707925940
Grab her by the pussy
>>707926098
>Oh gosh...
Give me an answer or I take your armpits by force
congo
>>707925466
I can't just say hi! That would be too easy
>>707926013
I don't know what your usual bedtime is though. Regardless, this is turning out to be an interesting night
>>707925212
I think you're starting to grow on me
>>707925881
This is the important question
>>707926027
>Brian has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "21".
>>707926171
N-Not very?
Where did i put those dubs?
-brian
>>707923904
Axl dubs.
>>707926013
yay! oh are you also drinking?
>>707926171
faggot spotted
>>707926098
Yeah, why not? Who knows, maybe I could even worship them. (Also, don't mind Man of the hattan, words in the street says he's a huge nerd.)
>>707926134
I was the 2 girls person
>>707926257
No, wrong. Who the fuck told you that? Was it Steven?
You're the 2nd cutest, with me obviously being the first.
>>707926299
>gender exists over the internet
nice meme
>>707926287
No dubs for me. Take 2.
>5 subjects failed in my 2nd year in college
I need a counsel
>>707926294
I am. It's just Irish Cream, but it's enough since I haven't drank much in a long time.
>>707925542
>'s hard to tell what would be the best choice here... here's hoping you GET. I guess tarot is a little better than flipping a coin, eh? Think about your future with those two though. Each of them. Which one could you see yourself marrying? What would you see the future being like with them?
I see myself marrying both. If I had a shred of doubt about either one of them, then I knew that would be the one I shouldnt be with.
Still trying for GETS
>>707926229
Usually about an hour or two from now... more if things are going well. But three threads by 10:30? Unheard of~
>>707926475
Fortune telling is fun when you get dubs. Still Axl.
>>707926446
Oh wow...! Thank you very much!
image limit here i come
>>707926446
wild faggot appears, it uses 'blow homeless dude'
>>707926513
I see, im drinking vodka. lots of it.
because I drink a lot.
drinking is fun. so are lewds.
>>707926651
If you're getting a hand fortune, that one will probably go a lot further to answer your question than I could.
>>707926027
>Past: Eight of Coins, inverted
The Eight of Coins depicts an apprentice picking up a new trade. It represents expansion, learning, and growth as a person. Inverted, it shows that you refuse to leave your comfort zone. You become a perfectionist and want to be the best at what you know instead of expanding your horizons.
>Present: Two of Swords
The Two of Swords depicts a woman, blindfolded, and facing away from the ocean. She has two swords crossed over her chest. The swords represent a difficult decision: she must choose one or the other. The blindfold represents her unwillingness to see the options. Turning away from the ocean represents her refusal to acknowledge the world around her. Indecision, stalemate, and blocked emotions.
>Future: Knight of Swords, inverted
The Knight of Swords rushes headlong into battle without thinking. Some additional background story stuff, yadda yadda, but you get the idea. Inverted, he doesn't even know which way the battle is. His thoughts are scattered and he doesn't think about the consequences. He often ends up hurting friend and foe alike.
It sounds to me like by refusing to expand your skills and grow as a person you've blinded yourself to the options available. You will keep on your path and try to force a relationship, thinking that a woman should love you for who you are NOW, rather than who you could be if you applied yourself. In doing so you will do more harm than good. If you wish to succeed in romance, you must be willing to accept that you don't know everything and there's more to life than what you have mastered.
Dubs
-brian
>>707926800
I love you reimu
>>707926691
Remember, we had people sap the image limit
there still is one
-Sweet Roll
>>707926513
I've kind of forgotten what the effects of alcohol feel like...
role for a fortune
>>707924906
Mm! Hello there.
>>707926061
Tired, just woke up..
>>707926013
O-Oh my.. I see you still know how to have fun in the shrine even with my absence~!
>>707926134
Heres a better one for you.
>>707923904
Negro, N. Nigger here
Back~
>>707925672
Just one?
Ummmmm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4_Qzx-E2LQ
I guess?
>>707925739
I don't!
>>707926013
Aaah.. Heyyy.. Playing on my weakness like that!
>>707926093
I-it's just nice. Shush. I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS.
>>707926229
Silly.
>>707926763
Agreed~
What kind of liquor do you like the most?
>>707927030
I love you too, Anonymous!
>>707927041
It's not like I mind making more.
>>707927087
What a shame.
>>707927127
Y-yeah... you seem oddly enthusiastic...
>>707927253
I forgot about that song, its actually a really fun song
>>707927253
thats good.
I bet you could do better if you really tried though.
>>707927451
I used to always say vodka, but finished a handle of windsor black cheery which is whiskey and then switched to vodka that night and it has been so much worse.
thank you princess for lewds, please continue if you would be so kind.
>>707926229
I'm honestly a bit uneasy to hear that. I have poor luck when it comes to communities and friendships. I do best when I keep my distance. That may be why I feel fond of Ikarous: she keeps her own distance, so I don't worry that she'll make things difficult for me.
>>707926370
I was aware. Thank you for the clarification, though.
>>707926134
>Past: The Sun, inverted
The Sun represents all things that you would imagine to come from the sun: warmth, safety, happiness, fun, joy, light,... It has been the source of life for humans since time immemorial. Inverted, it represents clouds. Clouds bring about depression, anxiety, and fear. However they are always short-lived.
>Present: Ace of Swords
The suit of swords represents a forced change -- imposing your will onto the world. The ace is the purest of this element. It represents victory, power, determination, and breaking through barriers.
>Future: The Empress
The Empress represents all things feminine in the world. She is beauty, mystery, fertility, abundance, nature, religion, and frailty. She represents the anima: the female part of your soul.
It sounds to me like this issue has been plaguing you for some time now and you've finally decided to take action and make a choice. The correct decision is not found in the cards, though. It will be found in your heart. You need to clear your mind of logic and reasoning and objective thoughts and FEEL what's right. Be a woman for once and you'll realize who you feel safer and more secure around, who you trust more, and who you feel you can be more open with. When you think like a woman you'll realize there's only one right answer.
>>707927625
I started out with vodka as my first drink and I liked it, but after I tried all the others I'd have to say Rum.
Worst choice: Takara Plum Wine
That completes my readings for today. It's late and I need to get some sleep for work tomorrow. Ikarous also seems to have left me. I'll be back on Monday if Reimu starts a thread.
Reimu is my best friend!
>>707926481
,Q, Ã z pe,,rasd,?,,
fortune cookie please! my names Bri
also, if i get dubs can you tell me how to fix my the situation at home/with family
>>707927910
Goodnight! Your readings are appreciated as always, and even though I forgot to mention it, I appreciated the expansion on my reading earlier too.
Reimu, could you please hold me and make me feel like everything's gonna be okay?
>>707927910
i would stay away from ika if i were you
>>707927795
see now that is extremely rude. I say do your best and you starting shooting at me.
>>707927861
holy shit, plum brandy is horrible.
Not big fan of rum, got some captain morgan that i almost never drink. which is really saying something, seeing as i ahve 2 1.75L bottles within reach from my desk.
>>707928082
rerolls allowed?
>>707927802
I will ponder this a bit more, but I believe this has gotten me very close to my answer. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
>>707928021
You're making me blush!
>>707928156
Yes
>>707928021
Actually, I'm everyone's best friend. They just don't know it yet.
Goodnight.
>>707927253
It is actually paramount that you explain it though!
>>707927127
Just woke up? After an awesome day i'm assuming, though it should still be a little dark where you live, were you planning to get up right now?
>>707928251
Reimu is a nice person who always helps me with my problems and I love her very much!!
>>707928150
Try mixing Kraken with butterscotch liqueur sometime. The Buttery Kraken is a beautiful drink.
>>707928090
>*pulls Anonymous close*
C'mere.
>>707928150
I already gave you more than I should've!
>>707927861
Hahahaha, I remember the takar plum. That stuff tasted awful, didn't it?
>>707923904
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04uVreFr5Gc
>>707928380
I love you too!
>>707928418
Yeah... I never tasted anything worse since, and that says a lot since it was 5 years ago.
>>707928415
funny enough i think i have both somewhere.
I dont know if i can do that, i got horribly drunk on vodka, uv green and buttershots. I had no chaser so i just took 3 shots going down the list in that order and finished with water.
Never have i been so drunk. I was telling people i was totally sober and trying to do the line test in which i fell down after 1 step.
>>707928418
I dont know, princess has given me a lot. Don't you want to be a princess like her?
>>707928415
Thanks...
I don't know what to say anymore, but I don't want to leave yet. I'm scared about tomorrow still
>>707928645
tfw you and reimu will never have a hoard of worshipers liking both of your armpits and feet
>>707928325
Indeed!
Staying in bed is just a waste of time when there are so many awesome people up right now!
Can you read my fortune I got a big day coming up tomorrow.
>>707923904
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please
>avatar drama
Well fuck, now who do I ask?
>>707928325
N-no it's not!
>>707928645
Uuuh, Viva Zen? Remember?
>>707928658
I already am~
>>707928658
Ooh wow... yeah, it's definitely only something you wanna try if you haven't already been drinking. The Kraken by itself can drag you to Davy Jones pretty fast.
>>707928710
Just hang around and poke into some conversations wherever you see fit!
>>707928775
"You and Reimu?"
>>707927451
I wish it was with me though..
But even i can see the allure of the frog lady~!
>>707929034
Nobody, because nobody has time for that.
>>707929051
It was bad, but I dunno if it was Takara Plum bad...
>>707929157
O-Okay, but...could you still hold me close and make me feel safe?
>>707929282
Wow~ Well I thought it was worse.
>>707929051
I dont know, shes certainly a better princess
>>707929157
psh amateur hour. I start off my nights with 3 shots on an empty stomach.
>>707927910
Night. And don't worry, we don't have to be friends. I can just be sardonic and snark at you from a distance. I'm good at that
>>707929157
Rum is your favorite, huh? Excellent choice, I knew there was something I liked about you. I mean...
>>707929526
Do you ever drink bunbun?
>>707929393
Ohhh, okay. I misunderstood what you meant there. Well, if you want them, you have to entice them!
>>707929175
Well, it's not like blonde witches don't have their appeals...
>>707929725
How do I entice them, Reimu-sensei?
>>707927122
Forgotten?
>>707929051
Why not?
>>707929043
Hey! That's pretty good!
>>707928805
Actually considering what happened recently there are even not so awesome people on right now, but you're right, glad to see that you're enjoying the thread!
Reimu I'm scared I'm gonna miss you for two days
>>707929471
I'm right here though... what else can I do?
>>707929526
Maybe I'm just putting more significance on that one since it came first.
>>707929667
Wow... sounds like me 2 years ago.
>>707929723
Hehehe... I knew there was something I liked about you too!
I just think it tastes the best out of all of them. Whether you're talking about straight rum vs. straight <anything else>, or the flavored versions of each one, rum usually wins.
There are also WAYYY more delicious mixers you can make with it.
Collecting these flags, thank you flag poster
>>707930216
Nothing, sorry! I love you Reimu
>>707930216
ive thought about drinking less, problem is not really a reason not to. and im soooooo bored always. plus it makes food good.
finally put this shit thread out of its misery
You guys should probably warn Chuubi about Ikarous.
>>707929725
I'm glad you still think so~
>>707930647
>Thinks he acomplished something.
Threads die. You mad it faster but another one will pop up, or do you not understand how posting works? This isn't /r9k/
>>707930800
i dont care about other threads popping up, at least i helped this one along
>>707930666
>>707930666
>>707930666
Satan lives
>>7707930647
Wow
you sure are patient, persistent, and determined Flaganon
-Sweet Roll
>>707923904
This isn't fucking /x/
>>707930891
So you spent time bumping a thread just to see it end?
Nothing was lost but your time, and if you value it so lowly, I recommend anti depressants.
>>707930719
We can't help him he has to help himself
