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all I wanna do is live in ecstasy I know what's best for me

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all I

wanna do is

live in ecstasy

I know what's best for me
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>>707910004
>tfw I own multiple firearms and no knives or anything else practical like that

I WILL SHOOT THE BOTTLE OPEN

>>707910050
the funniest part of this whole thing is that I'm being accused of being racist towards blacks and hispanics, the demographics I pointed out awhile ago as committing, generally, more crime...and I'm hispanic. My accusers, respectively, are asian and white. I'm really at a fucking loss

>>707910192
no it's a portugal the man song
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>>707910219
lefties reeeee
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>>707910219
Just break it over your head and drink what spills out.
Flawless plan.
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dat boi
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>>707910331
it's such bullshit man. I hold myself to an exceptional standard of politeness in these fucking conversations because I know I'm in the minority and I still get the absolute shit anyway.

>>707910375
or I could shoot myself and just end all this horseshit today
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>>707910463
in an argument with the left you are always wrong
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14
I want to kill someone after watching this
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FOUND THE CORKSCREW

LET'S GO

>>707910558
kissu!

>>707910622
no

you're always RIGHT
∆->
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>>707910463
Sounds like a solid plan.
But then you're leaving me here alone.
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>>707910712
You're never alone with us
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>>707910712
nah dude I found the corkscrew, I have more wine, I'll be with you forever~

>>707910690
fucking hang her
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>>707910697
It is stormy here today. I got to watch someone's "I'm with Her" sign blow off their lawn today. I was satisfied greatly.
How are you?
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>>707910946
Not good enough
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>>707910788
I'd rather be alone.
>>707910946
Well, I have my handle of Jim Beam.
GET OVERWATCH.
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>>707910690
And they wonder why everyone hates niggers
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FUCKIN' GAYYY
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>>707911106
>Play games with me
>I prefer to be alone
pick one and only one
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>>707911242
go bother the s/fur threads
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>>707911047
my lifelong best friend called me a racist today (which, while strictly true, is really just a way of saying "you're evil" on facebook) so I'm drinking myself to death

in this state of insobriety I am objective enough to say that donald trump probably isn't gonna win and that blows because it means these fucks WIN

and I'm really, really upset

>>707911106
o-oh right I promised to do that didn't I

I can't play with you right now no matter what since I'm still taking care of my tiny dog

>>707911052
burn at the stake?
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I like the kawaii tank guy

I don't know if that's really the name that's correct but he's cool
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>>707911306
no they're boring. with being straight and all. i like cute boys so i like g/ threads.
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>>707911313
trump will win mark my very words
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>>707911275
I meant segregated from you people generally. I do have a few people I don't mind.
>>707911313
I already beat the PvE brawl for Halloween on hard mode with AM, and I'm going to play some with Spawn tomorrow.
I'll be fine.
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KS.
Glad to see you're alive, this isn't my thread so I'll gtfo now, but it's nice to see ya about.
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>>707911498
I'm literally clinging to the memory of the 7s get on /pol/ at this point

well, that and the fact that I already have my guns and if hillary wins at least I get to whine about her for four years

>>707911603
>pve
you and zac would be dweebs like that wouldn't you
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>>707911381
dawww. thanks subbyfag. yeah that's a fine name. it fits.
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>>707911110
Niggers hate niggers. They know why everyone hates them
>>707911313
I was thinking quartering. But burning at the stake sounds good for an advocate of witchcraft
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>>707911498
i fucking hope so mate. it's be such an epic lol.
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>>707911313
That is unfortunate, I stay away from posting my opinions on facebook for exactly that reason. Luckily for me I have no friends left to insult me. Though I did post about how silly it was to give Bob Dylan a nobel prize yesterday. My parents already think I am a borderline racist for saying BLM is a joke and that there is no relevant sexism in this country.
Hopefully the republicans can retain the senate and the house so that we are not completely fucked when Hillary tries to implement her leftist agenda onto the rest of society.
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>>707911735
It feels less stressful to me.
Reminds me (only vaguely) of playing Left 4 Dead.
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tank guy can u upload a zip of ur folder thx
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>>707911833
I don't know bupkis about tanks though, or jets or aircraft carriers, I'm generally a shitty /k/ poster that only owns a couple of generic guns and really understands nothing of substance

>>707911862
along with literally every single white cuck that enabled her education this far

burn it all the fuck down, the universities, the lügenpresse, the capitol building

burn
it
down

>>707912021
dude this one wasn't even me instigating, a different friend of mine who I debate all the time started a conversation and the better friend just jumped in to call me a racist

to be fair I think bob dylan is pretty good as a musician but the nobel peace prize is a joke

>My parents already think I am a borderline racist for saying BLM is a joke and that there is no relevant sexism in this country.
Yeah I regularly talk to my mom about the innate biological differences between the races so I'm pretty far gone

>>707912033
yeah that makes sense given literally everything I know about you

I really like shooting ACTUAL people instead of robots though

pls no arrest nsa
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of all the dumb things cox had to bring back in terms of shitspamming.
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>>707912298
I should play right now.
But you're not there.
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>>707912298
you understand enough for me bby. one a /k/ommando always a /k/ommando
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>>707912021
>>707912298

bob dylan deserves that nobel prize dude
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>>707912298
My mother enjoys debating it with me, but my other parent seems to not understand my penchant for arguments and hyperbole.
Bob Dylan won the literature prize, not the peace prize. Also, he sounds like a dying cat trying to force air randomly through a harmonica.
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>>707912530
bob dylan is a cuck and a libby shill
guy should slash his wrists
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>>707909958
I like that song
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this thread is literally going to hit cap like 20 times faster than the last one

>>707909958
I'm so fucking sorry

you know as composed as I present myself, I spent all week feeling bad that I hadn't done the shit to get my internet sorted so I could play with you

no lie this shit actually grates on me and I feel like a piece of garbage

>>707912447
as long as I shout SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED loud enough I think I'll be accepted

>>707912530
>>707912558
Oh it was the lit prize? I actually think that's kind of justified. His lyricism is incredible. His voice is grating, but I listen to NMH unironically so you know.

>>707912649
dude every musician I like is a cuck it's so depressing

>>707912687
it's literally the best song to imbibe substances to
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>>707912298
>along with literally every single white cuck that enabled her education this far
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>burn it all the fuck down, the universities, the lügenpresse, the capitol building
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>burn
>it
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This, just all of this
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>>707912750
first link meant for
>>707912422
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>>707912726
>Doesn't even get the last image post
You're getting sloppy. Snap snap, we need those tanks
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dangerously close to one another
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>>707912750
Seriously no need to feel bad.
I've survived this long without you.
I can live.
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>>707912021
>>707912298
My mum is racist so it's pretty easy to talk about race stuff with her

She hates the kiwis SO MUCH
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JDq7b0Gkzk
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>>707912797
I hope, instead of killing me, the right wing death squads recognize my innate fag talent and let me design their stormtrooper uniforms and shit

>>707912895
it's not about you, it's me being selfish

I want to be perfect for everyone I like a lot and I'm failing myself

but I'll do better. You will too.

>>707912904
fuck new zealand

(I know nothing about new zealand)
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>>707913006
It is Australia's Mexico
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>>707912904
As she should.
>>707912750
I find his lyrics vague and pandering towards the drug hazed baby boomers that made him into an icon for no reason.
Just like with the beetles it has become generally looked down upon to say anything negative about them.
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>>707913006
Nah it's not you bro, it's me.
I swear.
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>>707912993
my dearest condolences.
can you maybe go on a walk or something?
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>>707912993
is that your roommate

>>707913086
oh dear
BUILD WALL
wait you have an ocean
BUILD REEF

>>707913122
oh yeah they're both entirely psychedelic and overtly political but there's a real prosody to them that I find exquisite. Sometimes it's just about the execution. I disagree with literally everything he thinks politically

>>707913129
it's all of us
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>>707912750
his voice is soothing if anything, but i guess it takes some getting used to. He's an excellent poet and musician and for all the great works he's done and the positive influences he's given especially in the 60s and 70s, he deserves it
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>>707913143
it's too humid
plus mosquitos

>>707913259
mhm
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>>707912993
I would have shouted at the cunt by now; that's unacceptable. You really should get the management to do something about your retarded roommates.
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>>707913259
Fuck, man.
That's deep.
Maybe since it's all of us, it's none of us.
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>>707913259
I would tolerate it better if all his songs did not sound just about the same and carry an air of pretension.
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>>707913311
headphones then?
cute voice btw
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>>707912230
fucking excellent
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>>707913382
(see vocaroo in next thread)
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>>707913802
Your roommate is an inconsiderate piece of shit. I'm always astonished when people are like that.
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