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HELP! I'M FUCKED!
>be me
>be 18
>kid at school an heroed himself
>we used to be friends a looonnnnng time ago (1st-3rd grade)
>he got weird around middle school
>rumor has it he would put kittens and other small animals in pickel jars and let them suffocate
>he bragged about it all the time and I finally told him to put himself in their shoes and hang himself
>he laughed and said "game on"
>couple weeks go by and he didn't show up to class
>nobody cared
>that next Monday, teacher comes in and breaks the news that Jordan (weird kid) committed suicide
>fucking took the air from me
>I felt numb and scared
>got called down to the office later that day (Thursday)
>principal is standing there and Jordan's mom and stepdad are sitting in her office
>says he wrote a note saying "You're welcome Anon..."
>basically got yelled at by his crying mom saying that I did it to him and I'm to blame
>now I'm fucking blacklisted around my town (in one fucking day)
>skipped out today in fear of being fucked with
>school has been blowing my house phone up all day
>parents are out of town until Tuesday and they don't know

Will I be charged with anything? I'm freaking the fuck out.
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>>707908015
join the french foreign legion???
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No evidence besides "You're welcome."
Just tell them you used to be friends and maybe he just wanted to say goodbye to his last friend
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OP here. Fucking autocorrect and the fact that I'm freaking, the teacher broke the news to us on Thursday, not Monday.
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>>707908196
this
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>>707908196
This
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>>707908228
In his mom's rant she said how he would say I fucked with him all the time. Fact is that I didn't. My friends were dicks to him, but I never partook in the bullying.
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>>707908015
you should be fine. they have no real proof that you were the one that told him to an hero
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kek, that dude must have been quite a psychopath.

Find some dumbshit excuse for the "You're welcome" or that you simply have no idea what that means.
And you probably won't get any more problems, since it says nothing else.
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>>707908015
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Telling somebody to kill themself does not make you responsible for their death in any way. He did that shit on his own, you didn't put him in the noose. he had his own free will and wasn't forced. You can't be charged with anything.
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>>707908015
Just say that you two had a silly little pact that if either of you died you would give all your stuff to each other.
>"Here you go, you're welcome anon."
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>>707908015
Oh fuck them. THEY raised the little sociopath. You just told him to put his money where his mouth is. This is like the parents suing Judas Priest after their kids ate a barrel. Just fucking lousy parents looking for someone else to blame.
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UPDATE OP HERE
>just got off the phone with my friend
>teacher pulled him aside today and told him she knows he and I drove Jordan to do it

The fuck?! So is the school going to slander me? With the anti-bully shit I may be permanently fucked if the news gets ahold of this.
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I call bullshit, why would this be taken care of through the school, seems like something the police would take care of when its this serious. And how did you get blacklisted and shit?
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>>707908015
an hero yourself an write a note continuing the cycle
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>>707909065
Go to the teacher, tell her you had nothing to do with it, and if she continues you will be suing her AND the school for slander.
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Are you /fit/ or how is your body state in general
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>>707909095
I don't fucking know why or when the police will get involved. And I'm getting tons of people messaging me on Facebook about it.
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>>707909065
You better get your parents involved. Some serious $$$ to be made by a fine ambulance chaser to deal with that bullying teacher trying to drive you and Jordan into being heroes.
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>>707909390
ignore fb, seriously
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>>707909335
The fuck does my body type have to do with it? Are you implying I'm a douchey jock? No I'm not.
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>>707909115
this, blame the mom
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As tempting as it is to tell you "put yourself in his shoes and kill yourself" >>707909315 has the right idea.
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>>707909575
No, blame the teacher. Then she gets hung by the media.
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>>707908196
Rolll
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OP HERE
Just got a text from a random number.
Will post screen cap
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>>707909709
definitely blame the teacher.
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>>707909549
Bruh chill tf's wrong with you ? Just sayin you're 18 and your life is completely fucked you have nothing left in your town. You should seriously consider joining the fucking army. It's still suicide the police can't really fuck with you. And if they try and you already spoke with army about joining they'd have your back.
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>>707909709
why not both
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>>707910070
because her is a fucking dick head too
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OP you, like Hitler did nothing wrong. You need to sue the school and that cucks mother so hard they bleed from the anus.
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>>707909853
Did I mention Jordan was a nigger and had some niggerish friends.
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>>707908015
Nothing you did was illegal, don't worry about that part. You may have trouble with the school administration. If you care/your family has money I recommend you get a lawyer to negotiate with your school
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>>707910330
If you know who it is call the cops, that qualifies as a true threat
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How much have you already said? Just shut up and don't say anything, with the little note they have they can't prove ANYTHING at all. If anyone makes a bullshit claim just immediately shut it down. I used to be in a position like you, though less serious. I got nervous and spilled the beans when I could have just denied and shut up. Use your self control, op, and hold your tongue when you should. Explain that you used to be friends, your tard friends are the ones who bullied him, not you, and then just deny knowledge of why he write "your welcome", or just come up with a VERY SIMPLE answer as to what it could mean. Best of luck anon.
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>>707908015
So your principal got the suicide note before the police?

weird
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Ay op if u in the army you're away from those niggers
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Don't take responsability for an emotionally unstable persons actions.

You should call his mom and say this. She might be mad at you but eventually she will understand.
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>>707909853
Fuck that guy he would have killed more animals until he progressed to humans. Thank God he's dead. I feel for his family, but they would be glad to know he never had the chance to advance to humans
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>>707909390
Im not sure how things work where you live, but i would probably say what you have said in this thread. Just leave out the part where you told him to hang himself. It seems like you did nothing wrong and the kid is just a retard. Good luck mate

Or do what others have said, go on the offensive and strike back, sue the school or something
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>>707910577
Dubs confirmed ops only way out alive
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when my son was 16, he ragged on some queer student, to admit he was gay, and come out of the closet. Kid attempted suicide that day after school, by hanging, but was a ot sucessful.

I have never been more proud of him than I was that day. He got a three day suspension, and I took him out to celebrate every day.
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U from the states op ?
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Get yourself a gun for selfdefense
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>>707908196
This one op
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>>707910679
this
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>>707910567
Did I say that? Read the fucking text. His parents were there in the office. They found him and the note.
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>>707910881
Hello fellow Lain poster
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Could you please lurk around these boards more often, if you actually get OP to deliver?

Humble request.
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>>707908196
this and pick related
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>>707910791
Yeah
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>>707911050
How long ago did the guy kill himself? One thing you should realize is that the police don't wait around, if it's been 5+ days they'd have tried to contact you
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Calm down op, i told a snake around a person's neck to constrict
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Just tell everyone that he was killing animals and he choosed to kill himself because he knew he would harm a human one day.
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http://m.goarmy.com/
OP we at the US Army offer you some great opportunities and are willing to completely ignore you're past and protect your ass... Cause u sellin it to us
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>>707910679
Fuck his family too. They're the ones that didn't address his behavior and let him get away with that shit.

Serves them right.

OP, lawyer up. Crucify the teacher, principal, and sue his family too, just to make the point.
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>>707911556
This
Defamation suit is in order
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>>707911245
It happened Wednesday afternoon/evening.
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>>707910591
>Don't take responsability for an emotionally unstable persons actions.
>You should call his mom and say this. She might be mad at you but eventually she will understand.

This. "Jordan thought that I held a grudge against him, but I just avoided him" or just flat out "I will not take responsibility for an emotionally unstable person's actions". Also, tell your teacher and everyone else that if they keep threatening you, you'll sue their ass or call police on direct threats like the one Tyrone sent you.
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>>707908015
Kill yourself and blame his parents

Start one long chain of suicides where everyone blames another person for their suicide so the person blamed kill themselves
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>>707910330
You deserve this you piece of shit fagget kill yourself
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>>707911700
Oh. Well don't talk about it to anyone and get a lawyer. Nothing you did was illegal but you don't want to be tricked into saying something stupid. Also have the lawyer threaten the school and teachers with a defamation suit, that will shut them up.
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Join the KKK and no nigger will fuck with you again.
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Would you fucking respond op ? If u not a 400 pound neckbeard join the army and have a good life
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>>707912053
OP: this is the best advice of the whole thread. you would be wise to accept it.
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>>707911876
Op should kill himself and blame
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>>707908015
You did the world a favor.
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>>707912225
I've been responding. I'm working on a full boat scholarship to Purdue for mechanical engineering. The military isn't in my radar.
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Now take out those niggers who are threatening you
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>>707912183
Fuck you scum kill yourself you coward only racist online
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>>707908015
Accept your true talent of convincing people to kill themselves

Go on the road and leave a trail of suicides in your wake
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>>707908015
Legalfag here telling you your fine legally so stop pissing yourself. Fuckin embarrassing
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>>707912587
Then move or something
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>>707912053
Why just threaten? OP is getting threats against him. Damage is done, time for OP to start fighting.
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>>707912634
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>>707912273
Thanks anon

>>707911700
To further elaborate, if you get contacted by the cops say you don't want to speak to them without a lawyer. If they ask you to come down to the station, refuse. If they arrest you, say nothing besides to ask for a lawyer. Otherwise keep your mouth shut.
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>>707908015
Pack your things and move to China.
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>>707909393
yup, Anon, calm the fuck down, stop roleplaying and listen to this guy.
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>>707912926
Lawsuits are very costly, take a lot of time, and have uncertain results. At this point it doesn't seem worth it. It's already a victory to be able to move on with your life.
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>>707910330
Call the police, that is a threat.
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>>707909057
Pretty much. It's fucks like them that made the drinking age 21
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>>707908015
Regardless of what society will tell you, for just saying something to someone once, you're not to blame.

Modern society wants to blame everybody else instead of take responsibility. If anyone living is to blame, it's his mom (or dad). Him first, of course, but them second. You, not at all.

It's pathetic that this is even discussable.
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>>707908015
They don't have shit on you retard. Chill the fuck out fuck that note it has no context
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If I were I would lie and say you didn't have anything to do with it and threaten to sue.And report the fucker that threatened you.
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>>707911097
Sure I am here nearly every day
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>>707910760
kys
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>>707912634
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>>707908015
How about you lie? Just make up a reason for the note to say that you are welcome. Like, "Oh mate, that silly note ey? Oi, me and the chum were buds yea? Well he gave me a (Object you have). And I really thanked him."
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>>707913872
Game on
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>>707908015
So, how many people hate you for it, do you still have any friends? you should tell his mom it's her fault for not paying attention to him
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>>707913986
Kek
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>>707914000
All Hail the Emperor!
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Lawfag here, OP. If you don't mind, what state do you live in? I'm looking up statutes right now.
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>>707913943
This
>he just thanked me because he gifted me a board game we wanted to play someday, i missed school because im so sad i've crting like a 'lil bitch all day long
then the niggers replies with
>muh dick

and boom you're saved.
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>>707908015
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>>707909390
Can you post some of the messages?
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>>707908015
Good riddance. They can't do anything to you. If the kid was autistic enough to commit suicide because you told him to then this is for the best.
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>>707913318

In many cases? Sure. I'd agree with you, and even be the one saying the same thing.

But in the case of a school and teacher specifically targeting a kid for something he legally isn't responsible for? Some attorney will eat that up for a chunk of the inevitable settlements. Media? They'll eat that up too. And the teacher, principal, school, and parents all look like assholes that "missed the signs" of a disturbed kid.
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>>707914269
There is no conceivable way in which this was actually the result of OP's action. He was gonna kill himself anyway and probably wanted to fuck with OP.
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OP HERE
So now some nigger is going to come over and try to do something.
Pic related
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"it's a joke on an imageboard that I visit frequently when you tell someone to kill themselves I thought jordan visited the site too with all his meme skills"
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>>707914582
Just niggers talking shit stop worrying about it your fine.
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>>707914582
Call the police, that is a threat and he can be arrested.
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>>707914452
Sure if it ends up getting really bad for OP. If it dies down and he ends up just getting cold shoulders for a year maybe not
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>>707914582
>Call cops
>Niggers hear airens
>AW SHIT NIGGA RUN THEM PIGS GON GET OURS JORDANS
>Boom
>pow
>Nigers dead
>Succes!
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>>707914206
Typically, every state has a Suicide Prevention Act, which makes it an offense to assist a suicide by either: 1) providing the physical means to do so, or 2) participating physically in the suicide.
If your state has a similar statute, then you're good OP. Mere words cannot constitute inducement to commit suicide, especially without an overt act accompanying the words.
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>>707908015
Your school probably realized it wasn't a good idea to blame you for another kids suicide and was worried you might have killed yourself. If I was you I would be looking into a lawyer to sue the school for emotional Distress.
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>>707914847
lol wat
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>>707914876
>trying too hard
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>>707914582
Stand your ground, OP.

Yell "NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS" then magdump into them
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>>707914582
No reason to reply or goad him. If you want shit to die down ignore it.
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>>707914582
For someone who's trying to get into Perdue that was a pretty retarded move you just did. You've just invited them to fuck you up. Hopefully these are the type of niggers that are all talk and no game. You're just making your situation from bad to worse. God bless anon. You retarded
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>>707910760
sounds like my dad, you're probably a solid dood
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>>707914813
Yeah OP. Just call the cops if they show up. They'll solve the problem. Ifyouknowwhatimean
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>>707908015
Tell them what tlyou said and why and say "everyones edgy why you always comming down on me?"
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>>707914882
No state would hold him responsible for one comment, especially one that was clearly not meant literally from context. No court could find that OP's comment led to his suicide. He's fine.
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>>707908015
Endure anon, endure.
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>>707915134
Same opinion
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>>707915450
No, I agree. The hardest part will be the social fallout.
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>>707912634
Meet me some mutha'fuckin' where niggah!
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>>707915549
Yeah that is going to be a thought time. I would move away as quickly as possible
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They're just talking shit.
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do you have any weapons to defend yourself?
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>>707915744
Yep, Mossberg 500 with 00 buckshot
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>>707909065
This is an easy case for you. No proof other than "You're weclome...", you have friends to back you up, slander may come into play in which pay for a decent lawyer to tell court they have no proof against you and you will get $$$$$$, people may not like you around town but your name is cleared and now you have more money than them. Isn't this good?
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>>707910760
That's good parenting anon. Don't let these faggot disease to become acceptable. Pass that hatred on too new generations.
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>>707915738
Are you listening? Antagonizing them is not going to help you in any way. Best case scenario they're all talk and you only make people hate you more. Worst case you get jumped, nothing noble about getting the shit kicked out of you by 18 nigs
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>>707915738
>Drove
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>>707915941
Then just shoot them the second they get in your yard. You have a right to defend yourself. But text them you will shoot them if they do to cover your ass legally speaking
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>>707908015

Kid honestly was looking for attention and a way out, you gave him an excuse to do it without upsetting his parents.

Post-mortem this spoiled autistic fuck is still getting away with being a waste of air.

You knew what happened OP, stick to your guns, nothing else.
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>>707908015
You did good, wear it like a boss.
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>>707908015
Say he was already mentally ill with suffocating small animals.
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OP HERE.
Random car just pulled up with lights off. Going back out to see what's up. Stand by...
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>>707916472
God speed nigger killer
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>>707916472
That'll teach me to give an 18 y/o good advice
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>>707916472
Keep us posted OP
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>>707908015
>>707908015
so fucking what. look, it isn't your fault, it is his faults. it is his parents fault. His dad was probably molesting him.

It is ok to have everyone hate you. honestly, it is a good experience. it will teach you some important things.
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>>707916595
If he don't come back we already know..
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>>707912684
>>707908015
please op tell me to hang myself
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show cops the messages they sent you

>cops shoot the niggers
>they din du nuffin
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>>707916472
if a kill was issued in any state, based around a suicide, on the news, we know it was OP.
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>>707916472
Oh shit he dead
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>>707916472
Post yfw op gets jumped
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>>707914582
>>707914582
op just call cops.
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>>707916472
Get your gun ready. Just for safety reasons
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>>707915738
why respond this weakens your case. just text back saying something like "I had nothing to do with it, but if you come to my house I'll call the cops". That will help you if anyone takes you to court. I hope you already started saying that you've done nothing so that from day 1 you can say you had nothing to do with it. It's not hard to win this but just be rational
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>also include me in the screencap
>fuck niggers trump 2016
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>>707916849
This
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>>707916816
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>>707916773
We should have a celebration for him. It won't be the first time we've had people kill someone, see pic related.
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>>707916816
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>>707910682
I'd include that part actually. people will be mad at first, but will later understand.

their little faggot was torturing animals, they just want to blame someone else.
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>>707916816
pick whichever
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>be me
>last night
>giving this girl i know from highschool a bag with my bong in it to hold in her dorm room for the weekend
>she comes through
>High. As. Shit.
>She notices my bud and the money I make from dealing
>She starts recording herself and me with the money play biggie songs and shit
>It's fucking 12 at night and she's screaming in a dorm hall.
>She starts showing me blogs on youtube
>Finally I get her to settle down
>She lays back and I hold her in my left arm
>Start rubbing her temples and forehead
>Work my way down to her neck
>Start rubbing her neck and her upper thigh
>She complains about her feet being cold
>Wrap them in a blanket
>Also massage them
>Come back up, elevate her waist and tap her ass while putting pillows under it
>Come back up, decide not to put my arm under her again
>"Anon, put your arm back around me, it was comfortable"
>Start rubbing her again
>Start on her stomach and neck
>This process goes on for 2 hours
>It's 2 fucking AM.
>I have an 8 AM chem lab
>Start rubbing her nice and softly
>Finally stop
>Ask her if she wants to go to sleep
>"Yeah, but i want to go to my bed"
>Take her back to her room
>Get her undressed and ready for bed
>Dick is diamonds
>Literally pick her up and put her in bed.
>She just hugs me and rubs my back while I rub her
>Finally put her into bed
>Tuck her in
>Get her head under the pillow
>"Goodnight anon, we should do this more"
>Yeah, I would like that as much as you...
>Text her tonight
>wyd
>6 hours later, still no reply
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>>707916716
>>707916687
>>707916595
>>707916747
/b/ros!! We need to find OP and back his ass up. Search shit on Google like "recent suicide of Jordan". Even if you don't want to help him out, we still need to find out what happens! We all know he's not going to reply.
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RIP OP
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OP IS A DEAD MAN
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>>707908015
You got irl trolled by a dead guy?

That's a new one
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>>707917060
>>707917060
do nothing. go have fun with someone else.

also you raped her arm by rubbing it since she was unable to consent
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>>707917060
You fucking faggot dude. She's not texting you because she's with a dude who's not a complete pussy and knows how too close the deal.
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Well fuck rip OP time to check the news
Also check these dubs
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>>707917222
trips vult
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>>707908015
Feels good man
I'm glad
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>>707917131
Shut the fuck up
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>>707917344
lol, no I know where she is, just don't know why she doesn't text back, and she's def not with guys
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>>707917131
I just got stories on a suicide bombing in Jordan by ISIS.
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Thank god op is dead so he can burn in hell
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OP HERE
Shit went down
I'm out definitely fucked
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>>707908015
Lawyer here.

You good.
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>>707917620
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>707917620
oh shit, waddup
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>be me
>hate life
>all my best friends died
>my pet lizard died
>my pet kitten died
>put them in urn to remember them
>go to school
>tell best friend
>he tells me to kill myself
>can't take it anymore
>come on /b/
>trips decide what to leave in suicide note
>a note saying "You're welcome Anon..."
>kill self
>mfw I'm in heaven and some niggers who used to bully me are now beating up my ex-best friend
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>>707917060
Just wait until tomorrow. If she still doesn't reply just ask her personally
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>>707917620
What happened
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>>707917504
>she's def not with guys
Hate to break it to ya, but she's definitely getting deep dicked right now
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>>707917618
No, hell ain't real.
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>>707908015
now it's your turn
Kill yourself and pass the buck on to your teacher
Turn it into a chain of suicides
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>>707917677
Should also mention that it depends on the state, but in most states you good.
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>>707917504
You don't know what she's doing every minute you stupid faggot. She's talking to an actual MAN and not some pussy bitch who wusses out at the last minute. You can try to rationalize this however you want but the fact of the matter is if you turned her out right you woulda had a text FROM her before your stupid ass even woke up the next day.
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RIP OP
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>>707917677
dubs
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>>707914582
Just reply "KILL YOURSELF, LOL"
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>>707917677
>Lawyer here.
>You good.
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>>707917793
nice dubs
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>>707917732
kek
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>>707917858
>You here
>Lawyer good.
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>>707908865
This

Chill out anon, that kid was crazy, you are not responsable for other's decisions
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>>707917785
>>707917744
lol never heard of social media i guess... her snap chat story is her with a mutual friend drinking buorbon and arizona's while watching edward scissor hands.
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>>707917802
if it got op into this mess it probably would get him out of it
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>>707917620
>What happened
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>>707908015
oNCE YOUR PARENTS ARE AWARE OF EVERYTHING, DEMAND THAT THEY CHANGE JOBS AND START LIFE OVER IN Another state...far away.
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>>707917925
>Good lawyer
>You here
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>>707916931
this
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>>707917785
Just because he doesn't want to be a rapist he is a pussy? You are a fucking faggot
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>>707910178
>her is a fucking dick head too
Quality post anon
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OP HERE
Gotta maintain radio silence
Just know that shit hit the fan and I'm innocent
Screen cap for future reference

Out
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>>707917785
>if you turned her out right you woulda had a text FROM her before your stupid ass even woke up the next day
no, forget texts, its for faggots. he should've fucked her

woman love being fucked by a confident man
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>>707909549
Fucking fat white boy
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but fag-lords... OPs not dead. He responded.
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>>707918135
Op the nigger killer
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OP heres some advice

Tell everyone who thinks you did "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO"
Works like a charm
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>>707918135
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>707918058
good >here
you lawyer>
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>>707908488
Careful your friends don't sell you down the river.
You didn't do anything illegal and even son there's no evidence, they probably can't even bring charges.

>>707909065
OP GET A LAWYER & STFU
>don't talk about it
>don't talk to your friends
>DON'T talk to the police
Avvo.com nigga get them on speed dial
>>707917620
SHUT THE FUCK UP DO NOT TALK TO POLICE
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>>707918071
Honestly, I don't know if i would fuck her sober. We've know each other for so long, I think things would be bad after that. I have more stories if you're interested. This thread is shit
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>>707918135
Fuck you faggot what happened
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>>707918237
Rolling for dubs to cunferm
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>>707918135
godspeed op, hope you got nigger blood on your hands
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>>707918246
Thinks you are responsible**
Sorry I'm extremely tired
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>>707915375
kek, this.

Cops rule!
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>>707918282
>Good you
>Here lawyer
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>>707914582
>bitch im the dude who's gonna smash ur shit up.
Definitely not black, no black person talks like that.
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>>707918246
Okay good luck in your case
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Pick somebody at random. An hero. Write note "you're welcome [name]" to them.

Maybe you can start a trend.

At any rate you definitely killed your childhood friend, so that's gonna hang on you forever lol
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>>707908015
Just play dumb
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>>707917802
kekekekeek>>707918023
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op is ded
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>>707910273
This .

And then an hero yourself leaving a note you're welcome .......
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You've all been duped.

OP is Jordan posting from the grave.
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OP having 6 blacks cocks rammed in him right now
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1 - Chillout, altough the bad ambient and stuff you wont be charged with anything. keep up that story you told and you should be fine.
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>>707917548
You didn't have to search that exactly :I
>>707918135
WHAT THE FUCK?! Bitch! If you have time to reply then you have time to tell us what happened!!
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>>707914960
Best idea I heard so far.
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>>707918282
>Lawyer, you
>hear good?
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>>707916687
What cam it teach you that's important?
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>>707917952
Yeah she's hanging out with someone who's not you and not even bothering to even talk to your stupid ass. She's got about 7 thirsty dudes, like you, blowing up her phone right now and you're on the bottom of that list because she can't even be bothered to take two seconds too text your stupid ass. For fucks sake she's doing her thing while you look fir validation on FUCKING 4chan. You're a fucking loser man. Move on and don't be such a pussy next time. End of story.
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>>707917620
OP, your story is garbage tier unless we see any evidence. Provide it, cause this seems fake as fuck.
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Hey OP, calling bullshit on your story. Checked all major reports and news headlines for teen suicides and nothing came up other than a murder case and a neo nazi. Shit would've already hit the fan for you but I'm calling bait.
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>>707916926
Fuck ypu coward
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>>707918296
>Don't talk to police!!!!!
Kill yourself faggot. Always talk to the police. OP is gonna most likely go to jail, autistic faggot. Stop getting triggered.
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>>707909065
Cut yourself and say the teachers made you look so bad you just wanted it to end
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>>707910330
>>>/k/
>how to deal with nignogs 101
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Eurofag here, any of you gonna keep tabs on the news to see if anything happened?
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Also, off of my previous comment, if it were true, you can go to prison for involuntary manslaughter and face up to 10 years and a 250,000$ fine.
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>>707918979
NO of course not shut the fuck up
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Anon #4622590 here!

Screencapped the entire fucking thing. above me.
If fake, I'll delete it.
IF real, I'll delete it after posting whole fucking thing.

Godspeed OP.
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>>707917732
underrated
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>>707919000
No you can't dumbass
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>>707918777
>that you can survive it
>that people need a scapegoat
>the differences between shutting down a rumor quickly, vs being silent
>that people are generally shit tier

mostly though - that what people in your hometown think of you doesn't really matter. your entire life, there will be people who dislike you...

"People will misunderstand and hate you, due to your greatness, and their small mindedness. If you let that stop you, you will be forever damning yourself to a life of mediocrity."

-Adolf Hitler
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>>707918979
no, cause OP bailed and his story has no evidence.
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>>707918872
You really think you can search all records of all teen suicides across the country effectively?

Nigga u dum
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>>707917060
the surest way to troll a bunch of anons on /B/
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>>707918574
Fake, jordan is not dead, but he is OP, Following this logic Jordan and OP Are niggers, Then again OP and Jordan are the same person, does that mean that Jordan / OP / Nigger is God?, think about it, how can you be three different people at the same time?, Does that mean that God killed himself?, if he did then does that mean God is Jesus?, because a far as we know Jesus died but God can't die. So now OP/ Jordan / Nigger / God is OP / Jordan / Nigger / God / Jesus?, But how did you know that OP / Jordan / Nigger / God / Jesus Is Jordan?, That means OP / Jordan / Nigger / God / Jesus is Anon too?, Checkmate atheists.
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OP HERE
Got a quick pic I don't think he's dead
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>>707919205
RECENT suicides, yes. You stupid fucking idiot.
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>>707919238
So where exactly on the spectrum do you fall?
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>>707918803
She has depression, and she probs just isn't using texting cause the her phones been broken. but she has her snap on her ipod. But knowing her, she's been drunk since 2
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>>707916591
kek
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>>707919324
Negative, you fucking monogloid.

Face it, you're wrong
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>>707919212
Not a troll, actually happened. It's the best way to derail though
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>>707919320
what the fuck is this OP
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>>707915738
story confirmed fake

nobody scared of his TEACHERS as op claims to be would respond this way to an actual threat of physical harm by a stranger
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>>707911682
Family would be to far and would make op look unsympathetic but definitely the school
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>>707919383
Drunk on nigger jizz.

She got blacked by the basketball team after you left
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>>707919320
Fake
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>>707919107
A. How dare you deny my trips of truth, and B. Literally google it you incomprehensible fuck.
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>>707919320
GG
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>>707919320
there better be a dead nigger hiding in the darkness
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>>707919471
One of the guys who came over. I didn't shoot him.
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>>707919383
Fuck off loser
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>>707918298
Tell more stories, i get the feeling she was handicapped?
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>>707919578
Open the thumbnail. It's a downed whitenigger
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>>707919535
Stop spewing incoherent verbal diarrhea
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I enhanced the photo for you fucks to see.
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>>707908196
rolllin
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>>707919567
More like...

niGGers
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gg
fake
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>>707919418
Damn, yet you don't have anything to back up that claim.
>>707919595
Why is he on the ground then? OP give us a fucking story!
>>707919651
He got trips. Face it, you lost (doug aim)
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>>707919324
Thanks for backing me up, anon. I would think typing in key words such as "high schooler suicide" and the date OP provided us would give it up, but that's my Autistic Sherlock mentality. Again I call fake and bait.
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>>707919515
Ah friend, you can believe what you want. I have a hard time taking advice from guy like you who prob have never had foreplay. Probably the same type of fag to call this "The Chan" or some shit in an un-ironic attempt at blending in with the older guys
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>>707908015
No, hold your head high and know you managed to convince a degenerate to off himself. If people don't want to be around you then let it happen, once you're old enough you could just move away and leave all the idiots behind.
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>>707919819
Every teen suicide doesn't make news headlines.

Prove that your search covered all states, locale a, police reports, etc.

You can't.

Fuck off.
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>>707919613
why the hostility?
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>>707908015
>call bullshit
>demand proof
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>>707919649
close enough i guess
>>707919320
finish him op
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>>707919595
How many came over? Did you knock that guy out?
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>>707908015
It doesn't matter if you go to jail or not OP. You're clearly cursed anyway.
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>>707919631
Haha, no, she has sever depression. She's about as bad as me. But I'm bi-polar. But if you want give me a minute
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>>707919840
No need /b/retheren. I understand it's the culture here to insult everyone but I can't stand it when someone's insulted for doing nothing wrong. That's exactly what I typed in too. We should have found it by meow. I don't like cliff hangers.
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>>707919923
I didn't give you advice.

Just called out the fact that the girl you pine for got ducked by someone other than you, and you're here on 4chins trying to look cool or something.
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>>707919965
>Every teen suicide doesn't make news headlines.
This
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>>707916131
No but if an attack comes on him after the school basically stuck them on him like attack dogs then he has a huge case
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>>707920187
What about it??
That's just a true statement....what are you trying to argue??
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>>707920302
Not if he goaded them into it
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>>707919965
Bro, you should put yourself in Jordan's shoes.
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That crazy freak killed animals and he was crazy enough to take a bet that put that guy in those animals place. Any normal person would rethink their life, but this guy was so crazy that he actually did this thing. None of it is OPs fault.
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>>707920364
I was agreeing with you, calm down anon
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>>707920403
No thanks. I wear Allen Edmonds, not Nike
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OP HERE
I got a few minutes to post
>car pulls up
>nigger driver and front passenger
>they stay in the car when they see me with the shotgun
>white wannabe nigger hops out from the back
>starts talking shit and charges me
>didn't shoot but I hit him with the butt stock
>he goes down
>starts breathing funny
>kick him real hard in the head
>he goes quiet
>currently packing some shit up
>will be en route to safe spot
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>>707920403
I get it! :D
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>>707920432
Oh okay.i love you
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>>707919324
Media isn't on this yet. Police aren't really on it yet, they just know it happened.
Won't be news until something officially happens that isn't school rumors.
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>>707920187
But teen suicides sure do make some


NECKLINES
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>>707908015
wtf
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>>707920377
"Why'd you kill him!"
"Officer, he said he fucked my mom."
"Oh, he goaded you, guess it's alright then."
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>>707920496
OP THE NIGGER KILLER
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>>707920496
You moron, check if he's alive and call an ambulance for him. This could end real bad for you if you dont
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>>707920570
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>>707920496
>still calling bs, hitting someone in the butt is literally the dumbest place to hit someone.
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>>707920496
Did u really kick him while hes down? Fucking love it! That's my favorite way to fight
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>>707920496
>didnt shoot downed white nigger
I am disappoint
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