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Hellraiser?
>>707892338
It is October.
Benis
benis :DDDD in bagina :DDDD
>>707892679
Smooth
Six inch long, 'bout three inch wide. Doll dolla bill is her only type.
that song is actually fucking fire but I heard it on snl and it kiiiinda sounded like abel was lip syncing
>>707894219
you could say...
...it was a false alarm
>>707894308
there's a circle of hell reserved for people that make these puns
Dev taint when?
Ayyyy got my pizza.
>>707894422
I did not enjoy making it.
no binging faggot
>>707894559
I'm glad we both suffered at least
i want obama to have a tv show when he's out of office
THIS ISN'T BINGEING.
It's something called Friday, idiot.
oh my god this music video is the sickest shit
abel's high screams put in time with the fucking gunfights holy shit SHIVERS
>>707895002
I want obama to be executed for treason when he's out of office
>>707895009
I just said it in case
>>707895192
wat
>>707895192
I've been good all week.
And I'm not going crazy tonight or anything.
>>707895295
It's not that complicated. I want him dead by firing squad for treason. Or we can have a lynching.
>>707895318
Good boy.
>>707895432
i didn't know he did treasony things
>>707895432
Being good for one week doesn't make me good in general.
>>707895527
Mostly just giving away ICANN.
>>707895588
No, but it makes you good for that week. I tell my dog she's a good girl every time she does something good, it's positive reinforcement.
Wat is this
>>707895691
Gay porn and worthless chatter.
>>707895691
god blessing all the trap niggas
>>707895687
Yeah well this pizza is my positive reinforcement.
As long as I don't the whole thing.
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>>707895902
So don't the whole thing.
cait if you don't the whole thing then you have a very nice lunch for tomorrow!
>>707896031
Easier said than done.
Delicious pan pizza.
Why can't furries be real and why can't they rape my faggot ass?? EXPLAIN: I desire to be ass-destroyed by horse man.
If I wanted furry faggot shit I'd go to ifunny
>>707896259
I believe in your willpower. Just listen to the infinite wisdom of demos. Leftovers compel you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-UmfqFjpl0
>>707896120
My parents are coming up to visit, so I already have lunch plans. I can just freeze extras.
>>707896416
Leftovers go very quick on weekends. Still feels bleh.
>>707896311
Because life is about taunting you with things you want and denying them to you.
>>707896745
pizza don't go bad, yo
>>707896745
Which is fine, if you're eating reasonably.
>>707896858
Frozen shit never goes bad. Months. Lasts for a few days in the fridge. Lasts two hours if you leave it out.
>>707896911
>me
>eating reasonably
I don't have a good history.
Opinions?
>>707897060
Trump 2016
>>707897060
the right ones
>>707897018
But I'm hear to encourage you constantly.
>>707897244
Likely doesn't amount to much.
No offense.
I just do what I want.
>>707897387
Not anymore. From now on you do what I want.
>>707897546
That can easily be proven otherwise.
It'd only be if what you want and what I want align.
http://flockdraw.com/3ae9qu
>>707897681
which they do, since you want to not gain weight and I want you to not binge eat
>>707897741
That would be the overarching desires, which you can easily align with.
I have more momentary desires.
>>707897989
Yeah well I'll work on the overarching desires for now since I don't yet have a crosscontinental shock collar to keep you from misbehaving
ahhh thumb swap
I clicked because it seemed a weird thing for you to post. Redeemed.
>>707898093
God, if only.
Right now there's no punishment but my own hatred.
And I guess that isn't enough, evidently.
>>707898318
which is why I'm endeavoring to add my own little bit of scorn for failure
every bit counts
>>707898421
Somehow I can't imagine your scorn.
I can only imagine you directing positive emotions towards me.
>>707898679
nobody in this universe does scorn better than me
>>707898928
Scorn me harder.
>>707899110
Your entire life is the prototypical embodiment of pathetic affluence, of an existence so innately comfortable that it must fabricate problems to solve, and in the greatest irony of all you've chosen to toss away all the tools you already had to solve the problems you never needed. Inertia alone should've guaranteed your every success, but somehow you couldn't even do complacence and coasting right and had to stick your figurative hand into the first figurative garbage disposal you came across. It takes prodigious talent to fail as you have.
>>707899465
>it must fabricate problems to solve
True so far.
>toss away all the tools
Explain.
>couldn't even do . . . coasting right
Damn straight. My life should be simpler than I make it.
>it takes prodigious talent
I can't even accept that as an insult. It's too great for me.
>>707899854
>Explain
You had healthy habits and hobbies that you allowed to fall by the wayside.
Told you I do scorn.
>>707900045
I sought greatness but even managed to become complacent in my pursuit of it and "fall by the wayside" even when all things seemed right.
All my healthy habits and hobbies began to contain no real meaning, but became traditions that were carried on without thought.
Failing to comprehend where I was, where I wanted to go, and why I was doing what I was doing ultimately killed me.
I stopped thinking and went on autopilot.
I even chose to let myself go, in the end.
my roomie is throwing a party
and his definition of "party" is inviting five girls over, getting high off weed brownies, and playing smoke on the water on his guitar
for nearly 30 minutes now
>>707900410
Correct. You screwed the pooch at every single corner, and you have absolutely nobody to blame but yourself. And that means you know you have the ability, in every way, to climb out of the whole you've dug for yourself.
>>707900588
>smoke on the water
it's in my head now
kill me
hole*
>>707900681
AND HE KEEPS MISSING NOTES AND PLAYING IT SLOWLY BECAUSE HE'S INEXPERIENCED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>707900588
Weed brownies seem cool.
Unless the weed affects the taste too much.
Then that's not cool.
But I've never done weed anyways.
>>707900681
I've never demonstrated the ability.
No matter how far I may go, there's always this pernicious part of me that will drag me back down eventually. I can't kill it.
>>707900737
ur hole
>>707900871
i've never drank a weed either
>>707900871
I'm doing weed right now
>>707900791
you know what the worst part is? They're all high, so they're all having a good time
>>707900871
You've proven repeatedly that you can make the first steps. All you need to do is carry that on repeatedly. You objectively can do this. Stop making excuses. "I can't" is an excuse.
I should be illegal for two furfags to use a damn thread on /b/ for their personal chat.....
>>707900959
that part bothers me a lot too.
>>707901017
anyone who thinks this should be executed
>>707901017
>two
>>707901017
Breaking the law, breaking the law.
>>707901051
Oh dude it's annoying me all the way from over here tbh I kinda hate them
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>>707900939
I don't really think I need to do it. I have alcohol.
I dunno how to even get it anyways.
>>707900959
One step doesn't mean I can run. I'm not going for the defeatist approach, but I've just been doubting after failing so many times.
>>707901201
You get it from a weed dealer, duh.
Alcohol is bad for you
>>707901141
The worst part is that one of them is named will, and i have a friend named will who i wished i roomed with a loooot more
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>>707896804
thats no benis, thats gaynis ;:DDD
Hurr durr I'm a furfag shitpostin on the chan, durp Please support my Patreon
>>707901201
You took more than one step. You took many steps. Then you got distracted by something shiny on the side of the track and wandered off. You know exactly how to do these things.
>>707901315
that seems mostly unrelated
>>707901375
you didn't link your patreon page to support you
>>707901415
i just regret my choices in roomies is all
Boy butts are pretty cool.
>>707901288
Nah but like how do I know who deals weed.
Do I ask kids in my dorm if they sell the pot?
I'm not a cool kid.
And smoke is bad for you in general.
Dunno about weed brownies.
>>707901415
Well this shiny thing has helped me a bit. It's helped me to look back at it all realize how ultimately pathetic I am.
I might get somewhere eventually, but it's taking too much time.
>>707901516
yeah fair enough
>>707901666
Shiny thing?
>>707901666
If you're in a dorm, then chances are you know somebody who does weed. So just ask around.
I only vaporize my weed. Smoking bothers my throat too much.
yes
>>707901684
>Then you got distracted by something shiny on the side of the track and wandered off
>>707901777
I appreciate the advice. I'll probably just stick to food and alcohol.
It's served me well so far.
>>707901777
>I vape weed
K E K
>>707901978
oh right, yes, that was my own analogy
full disclosure I've been drinking so I'm a bit out of it
>>707902021
it's the best way to consume weed
>>707902062
I've also been drinking. Haven't had too much, and all the food probably helps.
You need to stop being a drunkard. And I'm a pizza addict.
>>707902084
Two cringe-worthy middle school trends in one!
>>707902301
lol
>>707902232
>You need to stop being a drunkard.
Absolutely not. I'm taking care of an irritating, tiny dog, who refuses to stay still. I need my booze.
>>707902358
you're an irritating, tiny dog
>>707902383
wow I identify as catkin you racist sexist bigot homophobe white supremacist don't misgender me
>>707902301
Shin would never have sex with Kounosuke.
>>707902358
Sure.
And next you'll need booze to deal with all problems in life.
>>707902457
I identify as caitkin
>>707902383
>misgendering him this hard
wow, what a jerk
>>707902457
shut up, spic
>>707902570
well...yeah, that's what I currently use. It's working pretty well for me, actually.
Maybe I have problems too.
>>707902593
AYYYYY CARAMBA ES LA MIGRA!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
>>707902593
Hes a nigger too
sf when is your mixtape dropping
>>707902699
we should have built a wall years ago to keep people like you out
>>707902744
W O W
even worse
>>707902699
Don't worry, I'm getting more into alcohol too as I approach the age of 21.
I actually wanted beer today. That's weird for me.
>>707902793
good question. I do have then end goal of actually making music. So let's go with "eventually"
it'll be fire.
>>707902799
I mean I agree but my dad came on a plane so.
>>707902857
I experienced basically the exact same thing
>>707902939
can i be a guest feature
>>707902799
Hes one of those "WE WUZ" niggers too
"WE INVENTED ERYTHAAAAAAANG!!!!!"
>>707902939
Cum on planes? Odd fetish.
How did you know what he came on? You two sexually involved? That's hot.
>>707902939
I just thought beer would go really well with a certain food, so it's ultimately food's fault.
But I guess I'll become an alcoholic at this rate.
>>707903031
I don't see why not as long as I'm on yours too.
>>707903097
Niggers have never invented anything except a few genres of music, which is again way more than featherheads.
>>707903161
oh yeah he touched my peepee so now I'm gay that's how that works, scientifically
>>707903257
beer goes well with all sorts of food. But alcoholism is by far the most patrician drug dependency as long as you're functional.
>>707903097
WAIT
>*smacks lips*
SO YOUS
>*takes welfare*
YOUS IS SAYIN
>*attacks police officers*
THAT WE WUZ
>*Murders another black man*
WE WUZ KAINGS N SHEET?
>*Burns down own town*
WE PRESIDENT NOW
it's bad enough that we've had a nigger president
now we might have a literal fucking woman
I'm so mad
>>707903300
I rather listen to Tibetan or Mongolian throat singing over nig oggaboogins.
Go listen to you shit t3chn9ne or whatever fuck nigs like you chimp out to.
>>707903300
It really depends. I can always think clearly enough. My thought process isn't impaired, despite the impression that I got from culture that "oh gawd can't be responsible for what I do when I'm on da booze."
I just find it annoying that my my senses are impaired enough that playing Overwatch may suffer a bit.
I'm sure I'll enjoy wine with food.
>>707903660
Tec-9 is a (badly designed, jamomatic) 9mm as far as I'm concerned, I think soup listened to that. Also tibetan throat singing is really cool. I had a professor who could do it a little bit, I tried it a few times, but man that shit's hard.
>>707903680
No I meant you don't let the alcoholism impact the rest of your life, and such. You can get black out drunk every night as long as you get yourself to work in the morning.
>>707903870
I think I was about as drunk as I could be without puking last weekend.
I definitely wouldn't do that before a day of class. The dizziness makes me feel sick even the day after.
God, the dizziness is awful. Even when lying down, it's not calm.
>>707904112
yeah, I did that last night and ended up too hungover to do homework in the morning so I basically stumbled through my classes, fortunately I was ok by the time I had to go to work. Bad decisions. But you know, I own them.
>>707903660
i hope you are not meaning to say Mongolian throat singing isn't great
>>707904302
I just remembered that that was a night were I genuinely had fun in Overwatch and used voice chat for the first time. Guess I'm the stereotypical "I need a drink to be able to socialize" kinda guy.
Most I've had on a night where I have classes the next day is two shots.
Were you at a party or something?
jk I bet u have no friends nerd
>>707904554
Yeah, obviously, because you have social anxiety you GIANT NERD.
I have friends, they're all melee related, but no I was not at a party. I fully intended to go home as normal, but my mom's coworkers showed up (they're in their 20s, grad students) and we ended up drinking a lot—for me, since I have 0 alcohol tolerance. Which is fine, it means I save money on alcohol to get equally drunk.
>tech n9ne
>shit
boi
>>707904723
Well a lot of people have it, nerd.
Approx. how many shots for you to consider yourself drunk?
I have no idea because timing between shots is always so different for me.
>>707904953
I can't measure in shots, because I'm usually not taking shots of things, I mix drinks most of the time. That said, I'm literally dizzy after two glasses of wine.
tech n9ne IS shit tho
nerdy white kids debating hip hop?
he is not even close to being shit
tech is top tier
>>707905057
I am only ever able to measure in shots because I only drink hard liquor in a shot glass.
Well, I've had two shots already and felt something at first, but nothing now.
I should just do two more.
nerdy white kids debating hip hop
>>707905250
yeah, two shots and I'm pretty tipsy. I'll be honest, I'm really bad at this alcoholism thing. I just don't have the tolerance for it. I'm the girl that gets date raped before midnight.
>>707905380
>two shots and I'm pretty tipsy
i envy you
>>707905511
it runs in the family, on my mom's side at least. None of us can hold our liquor. I will never win a drinking contest.
>>707902939
filthy flying spics
tech is POOP
>>707905380
I'm the DD.
Or at least the guy who thinks he's not drunk.
defenders of tech n9ne
give me his best song so I can mediate this debate
t. never listened to tech n9ne
>>707905658
which is CLOSE ENOUGH to being able to drive
it's all about believing in yourself
>>707905602
it honestly takes so much liquor to get me drunk
as well as not liking beer i wouldnt drink it just based on the ABV content alone, it just would take a stupid amount to get me anywhere
>>707905617
no u
>>707905675
my favourites atm are speedom and am i a psycho
>>707905790
Like I said before, I believe in myself to make the same decisions I'd make sober.
But there's no way in hell I'd trust my reflexes and drivings skills and the like.
>>707906004
I literally almost passed out after drinking 2 beers once from dizziness. Like it doesn't matter, I can drink anything and I'm fucked.
I'll give speedom a try and get back to you.
>thirty aught six in the first line
soup this is LIT
>>707906094
yeah that's a good decision, if the way I play melee while drunk is anything to go bye
>>707906095
>I literally almost passed out after drinking 2 beers once from dizziness
it takes me 8-10 shots of 40% to get to room spinning level
>>707906223
hes straight fire, girl
>>707906223
If the way you spell is anything to go by.
>>707906466
Aren't you like, Irish, though? That's pretty much expected.
And yeah this is actually brilliant.
>>707906621
The thing is, my spelling isn't bad drunk. I replace entire words with homophones. But I do that while completely sober. It's a very weird condition.
>>707906704
I just might miss a key, but then I correct myself.
>>707906704
still its hella expensive for me when i want to get white girl wasted, i usually have to scrounge booze off friends
>And yeah this is actually brilliant.
glad you like it
>>707907021
tfw not even really white and I get white girl wasted in like 20 seconds
>>707906866
I don't miss keys. I replace words mentally. It's an entirely different issue.
someone recommend me a discord server that isn't terrible
delete the app
>>707907021
Scrounging off friends is 100% the way to go if possible.
>>707907610
Popomodoro on Tumblr.
>>707907558
I'm sure we have many different issues.
a math/econ major that I'm very good friends with just commented on a facebook thread I'm involved in doing a somewhat more substantial breakdown of a topic that he and I clearly disagree on
I don't think I'm sober enough to debate this with him without damaging our relationship
>>707907766
oh yeah for sure. For example, you're an aryan goddess and I've got shitskin genes.
Then don't.
>>707907812
I'm a shameful fat aryan mistake.
I'm gonna do something different
I'm going to defer to his judgment, as though he knows better
that way, he will be happy with me and I won't lose any face since we're not hostile anyway
>>707908009
You're a CUTE!
>>707908146
100% F A T
>>707908117
his penis has a weird crater thing and it makes me uncomfortable
>>707907766
its one of those sorry not sorry things
somehow i never get followed up about my consumption of others drank
>>707908146
you should just ignore everything on facebook ever
>>707908249
Cute! CUTE!
>>707908314
no, this friend is one of the few I actually have sincere respect for so I'm going to interact with him. I've known him since I was like 6. For fuck's sake, I came out to him.
awww, SF has friends. How cute.
>>707908489
If you think fat and ugly is cute, then sure.
>>707908738
Things have changed.
It's okay, you'll always have socially awkward morons like us
>>707908489
my extent of interaction on facebook is tagging friends in ironic memes and posting embarassing photos of them from the night before
Yeah and I need you fucks since my best friend is now calling me racist for saying things which are facts so I also need way more alcohol
>>707909081
maybe a little, but you're still wonderful
>>707909197
that is the most normie thing I've ever heard in my life
>>707908651
America loves fat and ugly.
Vote Trump.
>>707909285
Didn't you say you weren't going to argue with him
knock knock
who's there
your friend
but don't got any friends
If we're not doing a new thread I might Overwatch.
>>707909285
>I also need way more alcohol
Way more for you is probably like, one sip.
>>707909542
Well, I don't love fat and ugly, and I can't love anybody who does.
the punchline is you kill yourself
>>707909576
I didn't. He called me racist for things I said three hours ago. I can't really win.
>>707909285
drink isnt gonna help your argumentative ability
this is why you dont discuss politics on facebook
>that is the most normie thing I've ever heard in my life
yeah irl im almost a normie
>>707909678
I'm literally not arguing. I was arguing awhile ago. Right now I'm just fucking damage controlling since I'd really rather not have a bad relationship with this kid.
>>707909661
shut the fuck up but I mean you're totally right I just finished the bottle that was open and I can't find the corkscrew for another bottle of wine
i came to gay furry porn.... oh no
>>707909790
Get a swiss army knife like me.
Guess I should take another shot, then.
>>707909663
Tell him you're trying to earn enough racism stamps to be allowed to visit Australia
>>707893905
No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering!
