ITT: We post our facebook profile pictures and rate/roast each other.
>>707886835
>Cool guy, would invite to high school party with boys
>>707886835
Nice eyes, but you look slightly retarded
>>707887058
Haha
>>707887080
Thank you, i think
>>707886753
Your a fuckble dyke
Got bored during the evacuation from Hurricane Mathew
>>707886835
Loose the hat, get buffed.
Join /fit/, just don't be a fag
>>707887286
Fuck do I really look that feminine?
>>707887341
Your undercover ginger....
Die!
>>707887522
You are a male?
Fuck, is that a trap threat?
>>707887582
You look like a jew
>>707886753
Post barefeet
Rate/roast me /b/
>>707887592
yea I'm a dude
>>707887523
i'm not ginger, I do get people commenting how in the correct light my hair has a slight red hue to it though
>>707887681
You look like Fortress team action figure
>>707887743
to Aryan.
>>707887743
you have nazi haircut but u ar jew faggot
>>707887743
tbh you look pretty good, but really fucking boring.
>>707887782
Deam man, If you are streight, get some pumping going, or you end uo with some fat chick as last resort
>>707887976
>>707887681
That construction hardhat is faggy as fuck. If it's not full brimmed, you look like you are ready to take a shot in the mouth.
>>707887976
Hillary Clinton Campaign
>>707886753
Can hold your own.
But you do look like a shithead.
>>707888093
my gf is actually pretty hot, but idk kinda like not looking like a burly dickhead even if I look a little too feminine.
>>707888398
babyface
>>707888531
rip
>>707887953
I wouldn't call myself boring
>>707888398
gullible white guy
>>707888619
And I would call you gay
>>707888222
Have a nice trip, see you next fall!
>>707886753
dont worry, maybe the next piercing will finally make you cool.
>>707886835
let me guess, same glasses frame style since 6th grade?
>>707888292
It's just the glasses though. You are /fa/, and the hair is nice, but fuck me, those danm glasses. Lol... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
>>707888398
If Steve Buscemi had a brother with Down Syndrome, and he married a fat chick with fetal alcohol syndrome, and they had a kid, and that kid got mauled by warthogs, that kid would call you ugly.
>>707887743
> 29th selfie attempt
> still looks fat
>>707888803
Aftermath from my emo period. I'm gonna take them out when I can grow a beard.
>>707888619
You're right bro, those smudged up glasses and janky ass teeth changes everything.
>>707889168
but that requires puberty m8
lol
>>707889265
rip bad genes. I'm 19 with the body of most 16 year olds
>>707889106
I'm 205 lbs (93 kg), 6'5'' (198cm)
>>707886753
Post barefeet please
>>707889425
I'm 21 and look 18
>>707887341 is me
rip
>>707889659
bitchass genes amirite
>>707889795
Yeah its great for when we're older, right now I can't pickup chicks based on my looks alone let alone they find out how boring I am
>>707890582
Find some hobbies and interests like guns and video games or photography and crafting?
The right girls also go for a guy with opinions and beliefs that make her think. If you can introduce her to a new world then you're not boring.
I mean, you go to 4chan. that's a good start...
Try the Information Library and go from there.
>>707891640
The main point is to do everything for yourself. Sure, selfless duty and whatnot. But just, be yourself and do it for yourself. Have something to offer to others in the end.
An old one of me
>>707890582
OP here and >>707891640
is totally right. Only reason I could ever get girls is because I play guitar and sing.
An interesting hobby is the best, just make sure to not seem like you do it just to get pussy
Girls dig a guy with honor.
>>707891640
My vidya skills are so crazy that I had to install pussy juice wipers on my moniter. True story.
>>707892086
Women don't give a fuck if that's the reason, not at your age especially. They don't start wising up till 24
>>707892086
That's exactly what I wanted to say. I just didn't know how to put it. Nice.
>Chicks dig a guy with good movie taste.
>>707887743
Cute, love the hairstyle
>>707888398
I don't know what's worse, your feminine face or that tiny piercing in your ear
>>707889414
too ugly & insecure to upload a normal pic/10
>>707892059
short & unhappy & edgy
Chicks dig a guy with good taste.
>>707892624
You're gorgeous.
>>707892688
Chicks/Hoes
Chicks dig a guy with balls.
>>707892335
My point was that you need that one little thing that cuts you from the rest.
Most of them could not give any less fucks about my actual playing, but they still come up to me at parties and asks if I play and what I play, just as an ice-breaker
>>707893000
Check em'
Chicks dig a guy with culture.
>>707893000
nice checked
>>707887582
This
>>707893621
Chicks dig degenerates.
Chicks dig Alpha Males
as a chick >>707892624, I dig rational, patient and hardworking guys with vascular forearms
>>707894168
SEXY SEXY SEXY
>>707894168
kys emofag
>>707894168
Does your mom cut your hair?
>>707894168
Buy some horse champloo and let that hair grow out. Wear a ponytail/headband or use some grease/gel when it gets long enough. Believe it or not, even as a guy whose mother is a hairstylist, they don't have any clue what hairstyles look good on a guy.
Unless you're joining the military or that hair is getting hot or you have a dry scalp, do what you want. Stop wasting money on those haircuts or get a new stylist. A good stylist knows how your hair will grow out if you tell them and they will work with that idea.
>>707893621
Nigger technology
>>707892172
>grills don't play warband.
>>707894619
Does that thing connect to a printer?
>>707887582
100/10
>>707886753
You look like how I want to look like in my dreams. 10/10
>>707893546
No way you're a real person
Chicks dig a guy who can smoke and drink.
this stupid thread is still going?
... i hate you guys so much.
>>707895215
Not sure if sarcasm
ty?
>>707895501
No sarcasm, but I'm not gay though
roast and r8
Chicks dig funny.
>>707895486
This is the coolest thread you'll probably see all day.
Chicks dig with shovels.
>>707886753
far right
>>707894333
Thanks =)
>>707894389
>>707894602
Yeah it's been a while since I got it cut, thinking about growing it out but not too sure yet
>>707896578
Hover hand/10
>>707896578
don't have a profile picture with multiple people
especially don't have a profile picture where you're the least prominent person
Taking a shit
>>707896754
this
>>707896824
10/10 bathroom, would shit
>>707896578
Tony?
>>707896696
DC Comic backup
>>707896754
i don't care about facebook that much to be fair, it was just a photo i liked of me an me mates
>>707895728
What's in ur hand?
>>707896948
Nope i do have a Tony in the fam though
>>707897096
The Butler fam? ;)
>>707893010
For sure. The gun thing works though, don't know how many times I've met a girl that was interested in learning. First date gun range
>>707896613
...........oh god bro... you need a new style too....
i think it's time for plain/pattern button ups. they would definitely set the bar for cool with that hair in the meantime
>>707897232
who is you ? haha
>>707887743
pretty cute, 9/10
>>707896613
>>707897412
Look outside your window Mike ;)
>>707897466
Cheers m8
>>707897783
Lad not gunna lie this is mad but laughing me tits off, im trying to think who you could be Ayden ? shaun? vigger? haha
>>707897958
Nah mate, but close.
>>707896613
Post barefeet please
>>707897958
>>707898039
I'm a girl if that helps.
>implying people who aren't retarded use Facebook in 2016
Chicks dig a guy with sexual prowess, finesse, and his whole name across his chest
>>707898039
sheet Hannah ?
>>707898221
):<
>>707898272
Hahaha! So that's who you think of first eh? ;)
I'm not the grill
>>707898264
I came
>>707898350
well yeah you said i was close when i mentioned people I've worked with
>>707898221
Seem interesting enough. What do you do anon?
>>707898370
That's a stroller I think.
>>707898476
Hahah, dude, I don't know you at all - I got your facebook link from the picture name :P
Hahah, sorry man. I could have spun this out all night but that would have been too much of a dick move, even for an anon on /b/
>>707898525
Ever see a picture of a guy in a helicopter or plane? I'm a pilot model. They pay me to sit in cockpits and smile and look like I'm doing something..
>>707898558
Ah yeah, thanks anon.
>>707898653
We've made people kill themselves. It's nothing. You're gucci m8
>>707886835
so do you still like little boy feet
>>707898653
Mate not gunna lie it was funny as fuck had a good laugh an thought you could of been someone I know cause I google at picture I posted an nothing came back do I figured it was someone I knew either way you got me good an as this is one of the few times I have posted I thought it was mental haha GG
>>707898696
This is not me.
>>707898525
I work for an upper mesospheric planetary science firm, studying the effects and atmospheric constituents of noctilucent clouds. We are a part of a suborbital commercial scientist-astronaut training program, and this is a shot in a hypobaric chamber after hypoxia training.
>>707898942
Yes
>>707888413
You wont get burly unless you try to, and strong guys are often not dickheads.
>>707898861
>>707888619
Want to fuck your asshole
>>707899062
good
>>707899216
Why do you ask?
>>707898221
Fucking hot/10
Pilots are so sexy
>>707899024
What are your thoughts on Hurricane Matthew?
Does this man we have 4chan in space?
>>707886753
Like we gonna believe that is you. Get real.....this Skjalg Mazarino guy probably don't even know what 4chan is.
>>707896578
You're hot
>>707899398
We trained in Florida, and my particular class were in Daytona when it hit. It was quite annoying, however this hurricane season is certainly indicative of warmer surface water temperatures. The interesting thing is the variations of higher altitude climates. There are higher variances than normal from the last decade or so, and I firmly believe we haven't seen the last of it.
Yes. My goal is to put 4chan in space. I've already accomplished a thread during microgravity flights.
>>707899350
because i was wondering if you were still a pedophile
>>707900156
Not a pedo, just like feet
>>707899508
It's me
>>707900217
dont lie we all know the story you're a pedo
>>707900376
I'm not a fucking pedo
>>707899804
So are you guys are collaborating with ecologists or environmentalists?
Like, won't warmer surface water temps have an effect on some animals, both near and in the water? Even birds?
So on?
>>707892624
You are a guy, fuck off.
>>707900471
>>707897418
Thanks Anon!
ok do your worst
>>707901381
QUIT POSTING THAT. AND DELETE IT NOW
>>707901502
kek not gonna happen tarl
>>707900531
Absolutely it does. It also has to die with subsurface chemical constituents as well. However, the real purpose behind the noctilucent cloud studies are to understand WHY they exist. There is no indication that they had an environment that was able to sustain these "space clouds" since before 1885. It is important to understand what atmospheric impact they have, or what it may tell us of future behavior patterns as climate change continues to evolve. The data is also key for transport purposes. Any study done has only ever been accomplished in the past by sounding rockets. However now with technologies making suborbital RLV more of a reality, we are planning on using SpaceShip 2 in order to take mass spectroscopy readings at altitudes of 220,000 fr ++
>>707901500
Time stamp
>>707901502
hi statutory rapist
>>707901597
Please. I'm tired of people contacting me all hours of the night
>>707901664
I've always followed age of consent laws thank you
>>707901670
shouldn't have molested little kid then tarl
>>707901502
damn shit went south for this guy fast
>>707901751
I didn't! And quit using my name
>>707901829
yes you did tarl sargent
>>707901712
Tarl just stop
>>707901942
I have not. Why do you have to keep doing this?
Are you the one who posts threads about/pretending to be me?
>>707902041
no i just remembered your face tarl and its always great to call out a pedophile
Fat, Doesn't bother me, teeth yellowing. Stained from me being stupid when younger have proper oral hygiene now. Shitty Facepaint and Haircut.
>>707902184
Except I'm not a pedophile
>>707902241
yes you are tarl
>>707902324
I am not. Just leave me alone
>>707901621
You're in space though. Is your purpose not to study the relations between the weather and the weather's effect on space and/or space's effect on weather behavioral patterns? You know, "Hey, while you're up there could you...".
>Subsurface chemical constituents
Are these natural or man-made?
>>707902373
so tarl mind telling us why you were arrested july 11 did you end up paying the bond
>>707902604
Marijuana, and yes
>>707902695
so you had a bankruptcy
>>707902695
tarl mate, just leave it
>>707902836
hey guys welcome back to another video on the goddamn internet
>>707902974
>searches google
>no matches
tits or gtfo
>>707902840
No?
https://discord.gg/xfh4EWj
Official 9gag server !
RAID IN 2 HOURS
>>707903079
>searching google for a facebook photo, use the numbers to find the profile, Tard.
>>707903113
intresting your whitepages profile says you did
>>707903192
>not realizing what i meant
newfag detected
>>707886835
Child Predator/10
>>707903079
>>707887341
Autism/10
>>707903441
timestamp
>>707903201
Then it's lying lol
>>707903600
so whos Phaedra Sargent
>>707887743
Secretly Sucks Dick/10
>>707886753
I deleted Facebook a few weeks ago but for the first time in 11 years I will post my face because I'm drunk and fuck it.
Rate or flame me. :-)
>>707903584
it's from fb lol
>>707903419
I am not
>>707889012
Kek'd hard
>>707903704
None of your business
>>707892059
Lad/10
>>707886753
that's telekinesis kyle
>>707887904
>to Aryan.
>to
>>707903902
why not just tell me so i dont have to look into i might stop i you tell me
>>707901381
Ahahahahahahahahahhah... Crying fam
>>707904049
How about the power; to move you
>>707901502
Triggered and kek'd
>>707903580
Rate me faggots
>>707904172
My sister not that it's your business.
>>707904246
Fuck you
>>707904315
why do you need the acknowledgement of complete random fucktards in order to feel validated? Do your parents hate you?
>>707899024
>>707904204
damn
>>707904446
so did she win the north great run also whos ron
>>707893546
Um ewe don't think even the fags would enjoy that....
>>707904626
? And Ron is my father
<3
>>707886753
You look like the type of faggot who goes to Starbucks and complains about trump
>>707904750
so your dead is the ceo of staples
R8 my pie niggers!
>>707901621
>>707899804
You've got security clearance then. Can you tell us something we aren't allowed to know? I've got saaaaauuuce; tempting?
>>707904930
white on top of brown like it should be
r8, please
>>707904930
whip cream/pumpkin pie
would eat
>>707905007
basement dwelling neckbeard/10
>>707904904
Something like that
>>707892624
Fat but cute face.
>>707905152
well it was nice talking to you tarl enjoy fucking those little boys
>>707904992
Yeah man, I can't imagine having to eat pie without copious amounts of whipped cream
>>707904204
MEE...AND KG....that's me...
>>707905007
Your nose is terribly small. 6/10
>>707905140
But wait, there's more.
Apple crumble on the far side, one cannot have one without the other, it's neither kosher nor halal
>>707905451
Forgot pic
>>707896578
Hey Seifer. When are going to take over the world?
>>707905669
I think your eyebrows are thicker than mine. For that... 5/10
>>707905616
Where's your eyes?
>>707905871
He does look like him, minus the scar
>>707899377
why is your face so swollen?
lol, pay no attention on shitphone
K
>>707902187
Was this picture taken at a festival called Eistnaflug by any chance?
>>707903580
10/would shit my pants if i met you in an dark alley
>>707906255
Nah Bloodstock Metal Festival in the UK that isn't sonisphere or Download :L
Eistnaflug is something I've wanted to go to for awhile now but have never had the funds to do so until recently :L
>>707887743
Sieg heil
>>707892624
MAN THE HARPOONS
>>707898106
I can't m8, wearing socks atm
>>707905007
How many goats is your father willing to trade for your hand in marriage?
Roast me lil niggas
>>707908202
Surely there's an age limit on this site right?
Dude your 13 y/o ass ain't fooling anyone
>>707908202
Fem shady
>>707908490
That's the only thing you faggots got? All I get are little bitches claimin I'm underage. Yall can't touch me
>>707909788
Ahaha this guy.
> posts shitty photo
> too scared an actual photo
> hides everything but his nose
Yeah mate you're hard af
cute nose tho
inb4 nigger
>>707892624
fat/10
>>707910343
Thanks lil homie
>>707910870
your hair cut is like a sneaky reference right?
like you definitely did this on purpose, this is Halloween idea right?
Why the fuck you niggers no post in colour?
give it a try
>>707912647
lol nahh man
If anyone recognizes me feel free to be a cunt.
Also dirty windows
>>707912927
facebook/poptartrae.walls ???
>>707905322
We're the Tenacious D!
>>707886753
Alright, I'm up for this.
>>707915678
you look like a failed bassist
>>707915392
friend
>>707915834
I actually do drums, funny enough
>>707886753
ayyy lmao
>>707916393
Tenacious D, God tier band
