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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707861050
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0uSGsB59ko
>>707870091
"Go be a faggot elsewhere"
>has created a waifu claiming thread
The ironic cancer
I'm not doing it sacho
For whoever asked in the last thread. I am 20.
ONE WAIFU POSTER JUST COMMITED SOME HERESY.
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT THEIR IDENTITY!
IF NEED ARISES I COULD ALSO GIVE YOU A LITTLE RIDDLE TO HELP YOU ACHIEVING THE IDENTIY OF SAID HERETIC!
>>707870249
ey bb where you reside at?
>>707869290
First one on PC.
>>707869285
I try to be.
カラミチーマス
![Syndra [340].png](https://i.imgur.com/TO8mM7w.png "Syndra [340].png")
CLAIMED
>>707870236
bb no
why not?
>>707870227
go eat a dick
>>707870265
another one?
I miss the days when not everyone was a heretic ;w;
>>707870323
Good night
>>707870249
You just look young tbh
>>707870290
Connecticut. :)
>>707870415
Well 20 is young! I think.
>>707870470
shiiiiiiieeeeeeet
That tiny state?
You could fit like 20 Connecticuts in my state.
>>707870539
not young enough for me
>>707870387
AHAHA, IT LIES IN THE FOOLISH NATURE OF HUMANS TO COMMIT THINGS YOU MIGHT CALL HERESY!
IT HAPPENS FAR MORE OFTEN THAN YOU THINK.
ALSO, IT MAY NOT BE MY FIRST TIME BEING HERE, BUT IN SOME WAY IT STILL IS MY FIRST TIME BEING HERE.
Claim + Fact
Blood is a type of blood, blood.
>>707870630
Yes, its very small. Where are you from?
>>707870645
Oh boy, haha.
Suffering a gunshot wound to the head is usually fatal.
>>707870904
2nd largest state in the Union.
>>707870539
I was thinking under 18 just from the pic. But 21 is prime age. Also itll come in usefull when you are like 50 and look 40. Just dont do drugs.
>>707870972
Which is?
>>707871041
I often get mistaken as being younger!
>>707870265
I like riddles.
Canadian drug dealers are generally bitch-made, being easy to rob/extort/kill.
>>707871332
Just guess.
>>707871424
Texas!
>>707871510
You win! You don't actually win anything. But you still win!
Y'all are some pussy destroyers huh?
>>707871510
jesus christ that giant 2nd eye
>>707871574
stop posting my picture
Extreme depression has pushed some people to turn into drug dealers. The media has not paid much attention to this.
>>707871547
I googled it. Does that count as win? :o
>>707871711
Sure. It's not like we all don't have the internet at our disposal. But actually not knowing that Texas is the 2nd largest state (behind Alaska) is kinda.. well.. Stay in school.
>>707871332
>mistaken as being younger
Asians have it really hard. Some of us look 12 when we're 23
>>707870091
Bye
>>707871699
It's usually the lack of money that turns people into drug dealers.
>>707871939
Bye
>>707871849
Most 12 year Olds aren't 250+ pounds of straight m body fat that rarely shower or brush their teeth.
>>707871847
Oh boy, lol. Oops.
>>707871849
True! I looked older when I was actually younger. Weird.
>>707871402
THAT'S WONDERFUL! LET'S SEE, I CAN'T JUST TAKE AN EXISTING CIPHER TO MAKE A CRYPTOGRAM. THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY
ALSO THE AMOUNT OF TIME WASTED WOULD NOT BE FUN, AFTER ALL NO ONE LIKES EASY RIDDLES, RIGHT?
>Two weeks in the dormitory and your girl classmate gives you this look when she sees you
>>707871939
>>707872148
is she ok? I'd be wooried
>>707871939
good bye
>>707871877
Lies
>>707872029
That's nice to know, but the ones in Africa are everything but fat.
>>707872117
People will (sometimes always) mistake me for being like 30 because of my voice.
>>707872148
>lewdening
>>707872148
Nap time. See ya later guys!
>>707872715
Goodbye.
still here
>>707872328
She's probably horny because of my behaviour.
Nah, not worried at all.
Too bad I can't have my own harem, so I'm forced to choose from 3 girls, for now.
>>707872802
from what I have seen youre pretty attractive, so have the sex
>k
>>707871547
Gee.
Wonder who could be behind this post!
>>707872977
It's a mystery.
>>707872953
Gee, I wonder who gave you a picture of me.
I will, don't worry.
I don't know with which one of them.
>>707873030
ONE, nothing wrong with me
>>707871402
ALLRIGHT HUMAN! LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE REALLY AS SMART AS YOU SEEM TO BE!
I MADE THIS RATHER SIMPLE, BUT THE ANSWER IS ONLY A CLUE TO FINDING THE HERETIC YOU WOULD LOVE TO SEE BURNING!
WKHKHUHWLFVSHDNVWZRODQJXDJHV
>>707873203
no one, you've posted before, or someone did
and do all 3 :c
>>707873030
Mystery solved
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HR41nFMREBE
>>707873368
Ugh, sure.
>>707873368
The sad part is
I will never do you.
>>707873316
2 languages huh.
I hope this is not Homura by the way.
>>707872148
>>707873577
ugh sure you will do them?
>>707873614
I mean if you were to do me, thatd be pretty sad for you
you're an 8 im a 3
>>707874130
Probably
ITT: Grown men and high schoolers role playing as cringey Japanese cartoons characters
>>707874336
LMAO GET THAT (YOU) THAT YOU LOVE SO MUCH IMMA GO DO REAL LIFE SHIT NOW THX BYE!! LMAO XdxDXXDDDXXDXDxXDxD
>>707873316
Enough of your games, Cypher.
Throw in the name already, you're outnumbered.
>>707873030
>Texan.
>NameSync, but no name.
>GEE
>>707874336
You would've ask me to let you suck my dick if you knew me in real life
>>707874277
probably you will do them? :o
>>707874336
I'm a woman
>>707874602
Oh my god, long time no see, good friend.
Just kidding.
>>707870091
I don't have sex with my waifu. she is too young for that. I only cuddle with her. I'm a good husbando.
TWO, nothing wrong with me
>>707874779
You promised not to bully me, haiv.
Don't do that.
LMAO LOOK AT THIS SHIT THAT I JUST FOUND ON THE DEEP WEB!! 4CHAN SUCH A HACKER OMG I AM NEVER USING TOR AGAIN!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DJnchEI3XQ
>>707874781
She's 18. I'd still only cuddle with her, keep her pure.
>im back
Wife just got a 12/hr job
>>707874602
Not like I'm actually trying to hide it.
>>707874878
cringe
>>707874781
well if you don't want to, I can do the honors
>>707875099
You married my mom?
>>707873842
HAHAHA! VERY GOOD! YOU'RE PROBABLY USING SOME SORT OF COMPUTER PROGRAM OR JUST TRIAL AND ERROR, ANYWAY, YOU'RE RIGHT!
DO YOU HAVE A CLUE WHO COULD BE THE HERETIC OR SHOULD I MAKE ANOTHER CIPHER?
>>707874602
HAHAHA, ALRIGHT, ANOTHER CIPHER IT IS! THIS TIME REVEALING THE NAME
>>707875036
I guess her being chibi lowers her age, if you consider size of breasts etc.
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>707875236
Yes son, now bend over and I'll show you who daddy is.
>>707874860
Little boiii
>>707875236
that is the reason i posted it. cring
>>707875319
On a 1-4 scale, how much is nothing wrong with you?
>>707875316
True. She's also very cute.
>>707875525
Picture.
>>707875329
I'm daddy's princess ^-^
>>707875319
ONE, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
>>707875309
I did it on pen and paper and shifted the wrong way.
Another! Another!
>>707875631
Damn right now heres a car to wreck
>>707875525
FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>707875930
I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR
>>707875888
will you hug me mister heaven?
>>707870091
>>707875930
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>707876165
NOOOOOOOOW
>>707876239
She's pretty cool I guess.
>>707876183
https://a.pomf.cat/jjtptl.gif
>>707870265
is it you
>>707875655
>>707873842
>>707874602
AHAHAHA, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT
HERE'S THE LAST ONE SHEESH
!/-“§-!!-!§-“=-&-“=-$-“-!§-)-“$-§-)-$-!§-/-!!-!=-!§-“!-&-/-!§-“=-)-!§-!”
I JUST HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE A MISTAKE WHEN MAKING THIS AHAHAHA
HATE YOUR GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SHITTY ASS BAND
HATE THE WAY YOU'VE GOT MY BACK WHILE YOUR HOLDING OUT YOUR HAND
HATE THE WAY YOU PUSSIES TALK SHIT, HIDING ON THE WEB
JUST THE FACT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME MAKES ME FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD
HATE YOUR NAILS, HATE YOUR HAIR, HATE THE FACT I EVEN CARE
HATE THE WAY YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME BUT YOU FUCKING WEREN'T THERE
HATE YOUR FRIENDS, HATE YOUR FOLKS IT'S A STUPID FUCKING HOAX
HATE THE WAY I TRIED TO CHANGE WHEN THE WHOLE THING WAS A JOKE
>Suika
>>707876814
"Comme la chanson est belle"
Chantez la Mademoiselle
Dansant dans le Moulin Rouge
"Love is a leap" she sighed
"Someday I'll be your bride
When I leave the Moulin Rouge"
Je vais marier ma fille de danse
Et habiter en France
"Comme la chanson est belle"
Chantez la Mademoiselle
Dansant dans le Moulin Rouge
>>707876980
I don't remember asking you about your imperfections
You might win one single battle
BUT KNOW THIS, ILL WIN THE FUCKING WAR
STEP TO ME, STEP TO ME MOTHERFUCKER
ZIP YOUR LIP, YOU'VE RUN OUT OF TIME
STEP TO ME, STEP TO ME MOTHERFUCKER
TALK THE TALK, NOW WALK THE GOD DAMN LINE
>>707876770
That's not fair you little shit.
At least give us something to go on.
>>707877574
HAHA!
Here's a little something for you bustlers
Yeah
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
Hater, you don't even smoke crack, bitch, you's a mark fool
Motherfuck that ho shit, that's a G, that's him
I'm about to blaze up, 'specially when it's after dinner
I changed the game don't get it misunderstood
Hitting it out the glass and that smoke all good
Can't water it with green, get work, got that stick
Laws know I keep it, they on my dick, these niggas sick
But when I do smoke some weed
I'm straight out that rose, you best believe
But green ain't better than that hard, hard is so much fun
Seven for forty-five, wholesale gets it done
And I don't care if you judge me
I'm smoking cooked, and living so lovely
So stop looking like you're dumb
You know you wanna try, but fail to get some
>>707877863
That was cringeworthy as fuck my dude
Fuck this, I'm going to sleep
>>707877863
CAN'T HEAL YOU, DON'T WANT TO
CAUSE YOU CAN'T, SAVE YOUR FUCKING SELF
CAN'T HEAL YOU, DON'T NEED TO
CAUSE YOU WON'T, SAVE YOUR FUCKING SELF
>be playing payday 2
>rats day 3
>fail first time because someone fucks up with the c4 shit
>host turns into a little bitch and sends me a message saying to let him do the money or he'll kick me
>other two try to get money the first time and the second time, I didn't either time
>this guy wasn't even past infamy level 1
>I'm infamy level 13
Wew lad I like how new players think they know everything after 10 hours of playing the game
>>707878281
Hey Felix <3
I only played Payday 2 with my friends tbh, never with randoms.
This is what we've organized for.
We spend hours planning our raids.
We spend hours discussing the best way to derail your threads.
We spend hours loading our guns. Our ammunition to keep your hug-box in chaos.
We will end these waifu threads.
You will regret ever messing with us.
You cannot control this damage.
>>707878477
Yeah that's what I normally do to be honest
I just really need money in it right now because I logged in and I had $0 in my spending cash
>>707878281
SUCK MY FUCKING DICK YOU FAGGOT
>>707874336
ITT: actually women
>>707878281
My infamy is over 9000! #rekt
>(696x666)
Saten confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dybCYC0C7oM
>>707877574
>>707877863
>>707878246
Please, just fucking stop.
You're embarrassing yourselves.
>>707878281
HUE HUE HUE LOOK AT MY (((WAIFU))) IT'S A TRAP BOY MENTALLY RETARDED CAT FAGGOT HUE HUE HUE """NIGGER"""
MY HUBANDOAIFUITTO SMELLS LIKE BODY ODOR DESPERATION AND CAT SHIT HUE HUE
>>707878789
FUCKIN LITTLE PUBESCENT BITCH MEOW MEOW FUCK YOU
>>707878876
How can you see into my eyes
Like open doors?
Leading you down, into my core
Where I’ve become so numb
Without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there, and lead
It, back, home
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I’ve become
>>707876707
I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS
>>707877814
YOU DISSAPOINT ME HUMAN. FINE; SINCE I'M SUCH A HUMBLE BEING I'LL LET YOU IN ON THE EASIEST PART !"§$%&/()= IS JUST 1234567890
EASY, RIGHT?
>>707878281
LOOK AT MEEEE I'M.A.MITHER.FUCKING.(((NIGGER))) > IMPLYING """ASIAN GOOK COCK"""
I want to play playstation 2 with shadow while listening to edgy 2000's rock music on my mp3 player.
>>707879263
This is all we needed, thanks!
>>707879235
>damage control
>>707870362
oki doki
>>707879263
Are you using a UK keyboard?
>>707878789
FUCKING FAGGOT BOY TRAP COCK MEOW MEOW BITCH MEOW MEOW## > IMPLYING HIGH SCHOOL HEART CANCER))))
..
Someone tell me why
I just wanna know so I can die
Tell me why you're leaving
I can't tell this feeling
Let the time pass by
>>707878789
I never liked the game though, the cost for just fucking around with your guns is way to hard.
>>707878876
>You aren't allowed to like music
Nyet
.
>>707879712
>nyet
Please, just stop, you pseudo-russian.
How does it feel to know you are eternally a virgin?
>>707879977
I'd say I'm doing just fine, because I'm happy with my life.
>>707879999
>>707880000
>>707879382
>>707879482
WELL THEN GET TO WORK
ALSO NO
>>707870091
>go be a faggot elsewhere
>is in a waifu claiming thread
You're all faggots, just let it be.
FAGGOT COCKSUCKER FAGGOT ((((COCKSUCKER))))
>GOOK
BABY TRAP BOY MENTALLY ILL INMATES
>>707879972
>You aren't allowed to appreciate other cultures
Nyet
>>707870091
>Furry trap to be waifu
That's some kind of autism there.
>>707880450
//
>>707880544
>trap
>>707871627
Ayo dawg. The internet was made for autism. WE DO WAT WEWANT! FUGGIN' DEAL WITH IT! ;o
>>707880118
Progress is being made, they're letters now.
>>707870091
HAHA GET ENOUGH SLEEP LMAO
""""SLEEP"""" PRETTY GOOD PRETTY GOOD EPIC M E M E COCK FUCK >>707876379
>>788292028
>>70333726
>>707880956
You ok there?
>>707880956
>>707881106
Don't listen to em tomoko, I like your autism
>>707880823
THAT'S NICE KIDDO; I'M NOT EXPECTING YOU TO BE DONE IN THIS THREAD
>>707880118
Is the conversion 1 to 1?
>>707881106
DAMN BRO LMAO DUDE HOMIE LOL >>78827372 FUCK ZIPPER SAUSAGE
##44 ((SOMETIMES))
JACKET SWEATER COCK NIGGER CRACKER FUCK GOOCH
HULK SMASH
good shit right here
>>707880753
It's not a trap, friend. That HRT image is shooped.
