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Why is my dick so veiny?

Post yours and I'll rate.
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Also, why do I take so many pics of my dick?
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>>707846397
I want them all. <3
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>>707847662
fag or gril
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>>707847720
g-gril
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>>707847737
You know the rules.
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>>707847858
I'm too ugly and my tits are too small.
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From last night
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>>707847888
nothing wrong with small tits
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>>707847959
I just wanted to see more of your veiny dick.
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>>707846293
Veiny cocks are hot. Your cock is hot.
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>>707848025
Im not veiny dick guy
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>>707848038
ew... what's wrong with your dick dude?
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>>707848025

The anon asking if you're a girl isn't OP.

I am.

Here have a different angle.
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>>707846293
I asked my Dr about this. Mine isn't as veiny as yours but I have one big vein on the right that seems strange but he said it's normal, all dicks are different when it comes to veiny, it's healthy and ok. If something is wrong with your penis you will definitely know
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>>707848038

5/10 average Jew dick
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>>707848229
Oof. That's amazing. I would love to suck on it for hours and feel the veins against my tongue. <3
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>>707847888
basement dweller pretenting to be a girl confirmed
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>>707848310

JESUS anon. That looks small and that piercing is pure faggotry. Also lose a few pounds.

2/10
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>>707848354
Nice size but looks like you have no balls.

Also -2 points for circumcision

6/10
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>>707848417
Why would I pretend? I can find cocks anywhere on the internet. OP's just looks juicy and amazing, and it's kinky to have a guy post it for himself. Besides, I posted my boobs before and /b/ laughed at me and mocked me. I'm not going through that ordeal ever again. I just have a fetish for veiny cocks and wanted more, that's all. Pretend I was never here.
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>>707848372
No foreskin

2 toned with scar

Can't judge size

Too much fuzz

5/10
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>>707848500
Thank you
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hows my dick, guys?

I can post webms of me whipping it out or jacking it for any gayboys in here <3
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>>707848626

I'll show you my dick on kik and promise not to laugh at your boobs, add me on magikrabby
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>>707848365
Where u from?
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Not too veiny I think but w/e Im not shy
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>>707849097

Good size but lose 2 points for being a jew.

7/10
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>>707849236
Very nice cock.
8/10
I'd suck you off if I pulled your foreskin back and you didn't have any smegma
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>>707849229

Looks small and cut.

4/10
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>>707849442
Cut yes but Im 6.5" so not small my hands are just huge
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FUCK OFF TO FUCKING /SOC/.
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>>707849097
Good size and shape, nice head. Would suck / get fucked by it.
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rate?
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>>707849636

Cry moar, small dicked bitch.
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>>707848626
>being insecure enough to get hurt by things people on /b/ say
pic related, it's me
now please, post tits, I wanna see
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>>707849658

Hard to judge.

Try another angle
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>>707848626
>>>707848417
>Why would I pretend? I can find cocks anywhere on the internet. OP's just looks juicy and amazing, and it's kinky to have a guy post it for himself. Besides, I posted my boobs before and /b/ laughed at me and mocked me. I'm not going through that ordeal ever again. I just have a fetish for veiny cocks and wanted more, that's all. Pretend I was never here.
Seriously tho? U must have posted at a shitty time with lots of faggots only then. I know for a fact that there's a lot of anons on here who actually prefer natural smaller tits than the usual "bigger is better plasticky obviously fake pumped up old pornstar" tits. But like i said, maybe a lot of faggots around when u did post or maybe just one samefagging.
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>>707847858
And so do I
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>>707850042
holy shit
those are fucking beautiful
moar pls
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>>707850042
I wanna nibble on em :3
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>>707850042
there is no 14th month
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>>707849739

If foreskin slides back: 7 or 8

If not : 3
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>>707850149
rawr xD
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>>707850047
Will do my best!
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>>707850169
in europe (where my faggness is from) its dd/mm/year
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>>707850042
Rate pls
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>>707850169
dd/mm/yyyy
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>>707850042
where are you from?
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>>707850262
germanistan
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>>707849838

Not bad. Maybe 7.

8 if erect
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>>707850260
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>>707850169
>>>707850042
>there is no 14th month
There are also other parts of the world not using your retarded date annotation.
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Want to rate?
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>>707850199
It does.
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>>707850207
So much rawr! x3
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>>707850207
kys
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>>707850042
You say that because yours look amazing. Mine are small, saggy and pale like a ghost. My self-esteem is already non-existent, I really can't handle being made fun of, and on /b/ of all places. I'm sorry. At least you got the thread's attention.
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>>707850322
mdy makes the most sense dummy
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Rate?
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>>707850310
God damn! so hawt x3
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>>707850395
i want to see your breasts
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Rate please?
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>>707850042

Marine?
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>>707850395
Op won't deliver because op is a gay neckbeard basement dweller you fucking morons. /thread
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>>707850484
who the fuck is marine?
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>>707850431
>>>707850322 (You)
>mdy makes the most sense dummy
Actually.. How about no
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>>707850431
please die
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>>707849097
>>707850117

heres a webm
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>>707850169
This is how dates are written outside of America like in Europe, you stupid little Jr.high Faggot cunt.
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>>707850326
Better angle. ^_^
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>>707850547

A Marine......Jesus Christ.

United States Marine Corps?
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>>707850395

Show us your saggy tits, cunt.

I have a fetish for insecure fat neckbeards who pretend to be female on 4chan
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>>707850042
You're breasts are incredible. Please more anon.
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>>707850310
That photo help
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>>707846293
>Rate please?
Plz
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>>707850709
oh shit. nevermind, I was being regarded
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>>707850042

OP here. Great tits. You better not be a faggot trap.
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>>707850975
christ I wish I had your body. Fucking perfect

this is my faggot ass white boy body
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>>707850463
>>707850518
>>707850715
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FINE
LEAVE ME ALONE
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>>707851080
Those are gorgeous anon.
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>>707850839
7 or 8

Nice cock.

Shame you're not white.
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>>707851080
Hot
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>>707851080
FFFFFFFFFFF
FUCK
fucking 10/10

I'd love to pinch and suck on those perky nipples
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>>707851080
Oh man moar!
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>>707851080
Wow.. This is what you're complaining about? There's so many worse pairs of tits. Quit being such a fucking crybaby
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>>707851080
wow, nice
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>>707850664
Fucking, YUM!
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>>707851153
>>707851176
>>707851190
>>707851211
>>707851245
>>707851267
Is this sarcasm?
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>>707851275
you really think so??? :D
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>>707851153
yeah, your tits are legit beautiful
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>>707851291
Nope, those are really nice breasts.
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>>707851291
Not on my end...I'm your first response. I wanna suck those hips and feel your body up...pussy plz?
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>>707851080
Srsly, those are delicious looking tits.
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>>707846293
I just read, why is my dick so tiny, and did not even question it....
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>>707851291
you fucking know you like the attention

Post moar.
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>>707851368
>>707851435
>>707851465
>>707851607
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>>707851291
i like those breast

im jacking off seeing them
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>>707850975
>>707850755
>>707850117
here you go
>>707850484
nah
>>707850250
6/10
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>>707851291
Nope. One of the most sincere times I've said "Hot" on /b/
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>>707851700
forgot picture, fuck
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>>707851166
latin american

but well i resist the sun a little bit better
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>>707851804
i wanna lick those nipples so bad
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>>707851435
I-Is t-this good enough, anon?
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>>707851804
now show face
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>>707851804
god damn I love your titties
perfectly round, nice and moderately big. No pepperonis. Not too much space in between.

umf. This is a nice thread. I like this thread.
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>>707850975
7.5/10
r8t mine m8ts
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>>707851804
Can we get more body with tits too? Also, ass shot?
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>>707851080

You're male until vagina is posted.
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>>707851647
do what u want, theyre v nice tho :)
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>>707851919
are u asian? that looks like a asian pussy
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>>707851919
god damn I love me a hairy puss. Yummy

lets see that ass?
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Virgin itt, rate. Thank you.
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>>707851080
Perfect body. You did good kid.
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>>707852003
nice length, not even girth
6/10
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>>707851919
hey you are perfect

wanna eat your pussy
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>>707850260
Mm that's nice
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>>707852013
No, but close. I have Cherokee in me.

>>707851764
>>707852128
>>707852249
Y-You mean it? :3
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>>707851981
I posted it here >>707851919
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>>707852037

Pencil / 10
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>>707852333
Thanks mate. Let's see you
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>>707851919
I ... I'm horny :)
if you post more photos I will look the shit out of them
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>>707852391

Could be anyone's pussy.

Where's the original timestamp?

You're male until proof is provided.
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>>707852630
Are you OP? I'll send you as many as you want, but privately. <3
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>>707852352
Unless you have some horribly disfigured face, you're hawt. Someone rate?
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>>707851080

Great tits, and remember anything over a mouthful is a waste. Yours are the perfect size.
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>>707850042
you remind me that there is hope yet for mankind
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>>707852774
How do we do that?
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>>707851080
those are nice, wouldsuck/10
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>>707852352
yes i mean it !
more, wink wink
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>>707851919
Great tits AND a sexy lil' pussy. Today is a good day.
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>>707851940
why, thank you
>>707851934
no
>>707851957
enjoy
>>707851080
>>707852352
>>707851919
hot damn, can we get some more, please?>>707852884
well, I'm glad I could lighten up someones day
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>>707853027
how did I forget the picture again?
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>>707852774

No. I'm OP and I'm still looking for proof.
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>>707853027
>>707853074

what is your bra size?
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>>707853074
Okay... You're close to perfect and I'm now fapping hard
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>>707852352
>>707851919
>>707851080

Oh my... How can you be unconfident with that gorgeous body?
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>>707853074
I would bury my fucking face in your ass

sit on my face pls
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>>707853074
not gonna lie tits are meh but holy shit nice ass anon
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>>707853074

You're a guy.
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>>707853298
you can see her pussy you retard
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>>707853077
I posted timestamp, anon.

>>707853163
No one will fucking date me, that's how.
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>>707853431
definitely both

her tits are magnificent
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>>707853366
That's a ballsack.

>>707853372
You didn't post timestamp with pussy, trap.
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>>707853512
how autistic can you get
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>>707851981
>>707853077
>>707853512
u can see her clothes are the same in all three pics retards
>>707851080
>>707851919
>>707852352
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>>707853546
You're fapping to males.
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>>707853512
How can I add you? I'll take anything you want with timestamp if you are really OP.
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>>707853372
Well, you have the proof here. Many of us want your body near, take some selfconfidence and don't stop posting pics.
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>>707853615

No you can't.
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>>707853686
just post on volafile for us to see.
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>>707853074
A real woman? It's been a long time since I saw your kind around here, oh thou magical creature of grace. M'lady, you shouldn't post nudes for these lowlifes, they just want to use you for their own vile and abusive desires. I hope you will consider my words, you sweet goddess. I would save you and take well care of you were it not for the distance between us. Take care, princess.
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>>707853783
are u literally retarded m8?
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>>707846397
Freudian theory
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>>707853901
wow
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rate my virgin dick. ive never even tried to get laid....
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>>707853901
Topkek. Virgins killed my boner at least I can leave this thread with that.
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I kinda need yo help b/ros. I used to masturbate in prone position for several years. I kicked thenhabit about 5 years back and switched to the normal way of fapping. But now after I came to college 2 years back, I had the opportunity to fuck 3 sluts and couldn't get hard with none of them. I mean we were making out and everything and I just got hard for a few minutes and couldn't maintain the erection. One of them was a solid 9 and I still fucked up and she thought it was because of her. Wasn't attractive enough. I felt bad and she kinda stuck to me. Said she'd be down to help or try later. What should I do?
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>>707854087
Damn I'm jelly of that g-spot hitting curve. A-at least I have good girth.
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>>707853512
>>707853298
>>707853677
here you go, moron
didn't post pussy before because it's not really that nice
>>707853901
>M'lady
I'm pretty sure you're trolling, but if you aren't: kys
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>>707851080
Oh god please let me suck on them and bite them. Where are you from.
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>>707854139
You're gay /b/ro. Better start sucking dicks now if you can't get hard with a 9/10
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>>707853686

OP here again. I know you're not a trap. I was just baiting retards and they got hooked.

I'd hook up with you but no way I'm posting usernames or snapchat on here.

Your tits are 8/10.

If you can suggest another way, I'm down.
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Thanks, anons. Especially the German Gal anon. You made me happy today. Maybe I'll post myself more often.

OP, I'll keep lurking in case you post your addy.
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>>707852114
WTF so fat. how thick?
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>>707854139
Try again. Shit I couldn't get hard the first time with my first two girlfriends. Idk what it is, stage fright? But the next time we tried was unforgettable. Havent had sex in years :(
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>>707854409
What do you use? I'll make an account and prove it's me there, you can make a fake account and prove it's you. Deal? I'm so fucking horny for your veiny cock, but you're taking too long and I have shit to do.
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>>707851080
Moar please! Maybe of your pussy?
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>>707854389
That's so sexy. Do you have snapchat?
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>>707854665
I posted my pussy already, anon. Look a few posts below.
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>>707850042
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>>707854715
Oooooooof. <3
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>>707854389

Good slut. I knew that would work.

Thank me, faggots. Without me you virgins would have kept telling her how amazing she is and getting nothing.

Fucking beta plebs.

I'm OP, BTW.
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>>707854389
That's not very ladylike of you, princess. I don't know what kys means and I will not stoop to the stupidity as to look up typical angsty teenager abbreviations. For what it's worth your temple of love looks absolutely delectable.

Why would I be trolling? Why wouldn't I strive towards intellect instead of the simple-mindedness that is a scourge in this community?
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>>707854843
You're kind of a jerk. No point of having a nice veiny cock if you act like an asshole.
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>>707854843
kek, gg
I've been bamboozled
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Why are you people so obsessed with your own genitals

I thought dick pics were for kids
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>>707854497
Sound advice mate. Thanks. I have date planned for next week. Will probably ask her to do the work. Like give me a hand job or bj. Must be stage frieght for sure. It all started with this slut who asked me to fuck her in the washroom of a pub. I couldn't do it. Was too scared of getting caught and got really nervous about public sex. After that its been the same story every time. The moment somethings happening, I get nervous af.
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>>707854843
Your dick is still small
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>>707854953
I told you princess, this place is full of nothing but assholes who would rather nothing but ruin your beautiful innocence and mess with your delicate mind. I would've taken good care of you but you chose them.
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>>707854689
nah
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>>707854595

Snapchat mostly. My name is James and it's in my username.

Feel free to post your snapchat. I'll add you and prove it's me.

Be aware you'll get 100 faggots trying to add you at the same time though.
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It is mine
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You guys literally have dick pics saved on your phones? Am I the only sane person here that only has pictures of my women?
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Not a jew
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>>707854389
i told you you are perfect, see!!
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>>707855096
femanon here: that wasn't me.
also, some advice from me: don't call girls princess. It's just cringey as fuck
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How's mine ? :o
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>>707851080
>>707851919
>>707853074
>>707854389
You have fuck all to worry about
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>>707846293
>>707846397
10/10 big, white, gorgeous and veiny! The fucking dream, thanks for posting all of them! Saved for good. I'd let you do unspeakable things to me and my girlfriend, no condom, it'd be a shame to cover such a great cock. I'd literally suck and swallow your cum from whichever whole or body surface you choose or happen to splash on/in. That's how much I love it!
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>>707854953

Damn. You hurt my fee-fees.

Kek

>>707854998
Everything went as planned. Nothing like an afternoon coffee while manipulating people.

>>707855081
Cry moar.
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>>707850839
nice cock 8/10
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>>707855632
I cringed so hard reading this. May God have mercy on your soul
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>>707851919
Yes love.....now spread it a bit for me...I'm the anon you're answering
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Rate mine :o
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>>707854409
I don't get why this guy is so obsessed with his dick. It isn't even that big
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>>707855396
My apologies, but my word still stands.

All of my here unto girlfriends loved it when I called them princess. If it offends you, I will stop of course. But please heed my warning, that these lowlifes are no good for you.
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>>707855701
good job, m8.
seriously though, you could have just asked. I would have sent pics
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>>707850395
If you are a guy, who the fuck cares. Not me at least.
Just learn to be comfortable with your body, the best thing you will ever do in your life to make you happy that. Because you can never change how you look naturally.
PS: Plastic surgery looks horrible on boobs
And for the keks message me on my kik at GasTheeJews if anyone wants to talk. And does this make me a White Knight.
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Chicks dig it. Rate?
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>>707855829
>If it offends you
>implying I'm a triggered snowflake
>All of my here unto girlfriends
>implying you could ever get a girlfriend
>implying
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>>707855259

OP here.

The pics are my own dick. I use a burner phone purely for cheating and pleasure. It's not linked to any personal accounts or information.

This is why I get actual pussy while you save pics on 4chan.

Get on my level, kid.
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>>707856195
oh thank godness im not the only one with those bumps under the head
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>>707856304
Lol are those your tiny balls??
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>>707856359
Nice dick in my opinion. 8/10 would be nice to suck. Maybe higher if you clean up around it.
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>>707855632
C U C K

U

C

K
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>>707856409
They're great. Sensitive as fuck and it feels amazing when someone licks them
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>>707856468

Yes. Is that your girlfriend?
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>>707856409
It's a natural thing that happens, nothing to be afraid about. When I was getting sucked by a girl they seemed to shrink and she didn't notice until I asked her. Cheers anon.
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>>707846293
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>>707856645
It looks like just one regular sized nut lol no wonder you could only pull that 4/10
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>>707850042
>>707851080
>>707854389

Hello :)
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>>707856614
why are you shoving things up your urethra?
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>>707857065
Feels good man
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>>707853969

>taking the bait

Good job. I needed useful idiots like you to help manipulate the sluts.
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>>707857065
some pepole just finds it arousing i guess. i have tried but it isnt my thing really
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>>707857177
>>707857408

that doesn't sound medically safe
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>>707857487
as long as its something that isnt dangerous it should be fine.
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>>707857549
How do we know it's not dangerous
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>>707856896

Oh man. . You got me.
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>>707857343
wow dude, you're a cunt, aren't you?
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>>707857653
your urethra is kinda just a straight tube so something thin and smooth i guess
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>>707854477
16 cm in girth
how this actually will be to a girl, including my length? (15cm :c)
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>>707852114
Nice thick cock! Français?
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>>707857343
You're such a fucking asshole. Why do I even bother.
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>>707857775

Problem?

Better a cunt than a beta faggot.

Pic Related : You
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Rate me daddys
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>>707858035

Because you love assholes like me.

It's the natural order of things.
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>>707858405
lol
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>>707847917
8.5/10
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wouldn't mind a few different peoples opinions
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>>707858518
Seems to have a good girth! 7.5/10
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im done with 4 chan for a while now
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Anons arguing is retarded. How bored are you?
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Rate?
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>>707858764
Seems a bit thin, but that curve! 8.5/10
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>>707858679

>small dicked
>beta plebs
>baited by alpha OP

Which categories do you fall into?
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>>707858754

phat dic
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rate
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Mine :)
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>>707857924
It would go from too thick to fit to "amazing"
another pic?
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>>707855189
Wow, I love that cute little cock so much! I just want to suckle on it until it spurts in my mouth...
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>>707859590
lol fake
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>>707854715
I want this in my asshole.
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>>707850664
Ummm wow nice
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>>707859673
?
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>>707859738
That isn't even a cock. It's barely a clit.
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>>707860435
OMG nice toy, yummy head, and you're uncut 9/10
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Rate plz, sorry for bad quality
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Nobody online like last my jewelry but I haven't any any complaints in real life
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>>707858518
Please show another angle, with some balls if possible and let us see its head!
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>>707861182
does it hurt much?
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>>707846293
Does anyone else get a strong smell when they don't wash their dick?

Sounds strange but I have this smell which so turns me on. Anyone else have this sorta fetish?
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>>707860705
9/10.
how big is it?
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Rate ;)
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>>707861182
I think it looks good, I'd give you a partially blind 7/10 and I'd like you to answer a few questions and send another pic:
1. Please show another angle
2. Which sex/gender are you willing to fuck?
3. What do your sexual partners say about the experience?
4. Does it hurt? If so, when does it hurt?
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>>707859590
Thanck you :)
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r8
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Rate ;)
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