Making fun of your uncut big brother general thread.
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Making fun of your uncut big brother general thread.
My big brother is cut though.
>>707839982
Shitty image to start a thread with.
>>707840115
Do you like looking at his scar? And maybe having a duel with it?
>>707840251
Can't complain about a shitty image with another shitty image, convict.
you people that fetishise circumcision are the weirdest fucking posters
>>707840334
wasn't me.
>>707840298
Nope, just looks like a dick to me. It's not like his dick looks bad though, looks a lot like mine.
>>707840367
I didn't know there was such a fetish.
>>707840494
you'd be surprised
>>707840659
I guess you're right.
>>707840659
I'm more surprised thirsty people haven't been like "what you've seen your brothers dick? dick you suck it? do you have sex together?" etc.
>>707841041
my little bro has a bigger dick than me
>>707841120
It's ok, I'm bigger than my older brother too. So you aren't the only one who should be ashamed.
>>707841120
>>707841219
why do you people look at your brothers dicks so much?
>>707841257
because we jack off together
>>707841257
Brothers do shit growing up, pretty normal. One of those things tends to be looking at each others dicks growing up.
>>707841351
I never did that with my brother.
>>707841360
i've never seen my brother's dick.
>>707841351
sounds nice, anon.
>>707841395
Must not have been either close to him or comfortable being naked around each other.
This picture though is kind of a hint as to why I know I'm bigger than my brother now though.
>>707841538
you walked in on your brother taking a dickpic? kek
>you will never walk in on your lil bro having sex with his best friend and blackmail them into doing anything you ask
why even live
>>707841829
hey demos how was ur cuban cigar
>>707841769
Nah, while I was over last year when my niece was born I borrowed his digital camera to take pictures. There were pictures of his dick on there and well that's pretty much it.
>>707841870
Because I don't want to do that.
>>707841996
>Because I don't want to do that.
what are you, gay?
>>707842050
Yeh.
Just not into incest I guess.
>>707842091
>Just not into incest I guess.
what are you, gay?
>that feel when you walk in on your brother jacking off and he doesn't stop. instead, he jokingly asks if you want to suck him off so you agree and let him shoot in your mouth as a joke.
>tfw your best bud's idea of teaching you about sex is dry cumming inside you
i guess demos' cuban cigar wasn't good then
>tfw you turn 10, your big bro tells you you're a man now, shows you his porn stash and teaches you how to jack off
>>707842306
Lol. All fun and games. I've been living with a mate from work as man and wife for three years now, fuck all the time, it's fucking hilarious cos neither of us is a poof
>>707842942
haha me and my friend do the same, he sucks my dick when i haven't got laid in a while as a joke
We were all left intact. Amazing considering being born in Burgerstan
>>707843180
thank your non-kike doctor, i suppose
Did you force your early bloomer friends to fit in?
>>707841829
Lute is cute!
>>707843640
i want to lick lute's tummy
i seriously hope you guys do it with socks on
>>707843975
duh, it's gay if you take the socks off.
>>707843975
but bare feets are cute
>>707844541
demos that's gay and you know it.
>you will never pet a catboy
J U S T
U S T J
S T J U
T J U S
morning boys~
>>707847591
what shitty time zone are you in
>>707847655
FREEDOMLAND
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>>707847851
hong kong? apparently that's the freeest country on earth.
>>707847954
sure why not
>>707848076
so what's it like being a chinaman, anon?
>>707848125
I wish, heard hk is expensive
>>707848521
so just live in the slums somewhere
>>707848850
who is this semen demon anyway
>>707839982
the fuck is wrong with you fruitcakes
>>707848486
Wtf is this shit?
>>707849103
just ignore the furry posters
>>707849103
>>707841389
That's why you're in the closet .
didn't look at enough dicks growing up, dig?
>>707849326
>>707849160
>>707848486
come on, man...
>>707849995
you're not demos
>>707850055
no shit
>>707850415
only demos can post that anime
did you get poe
>>707851849
no i looked it up and it didn't look very interesting tbh
>>707841219
how does your older brother react to having a smaller dick than you?
you want shota pics or not
>>707851905
well do you like diablo esc games?
>>707851964
i think the closest thing to diablo that i've played was a bit of wow
>>707852024
PoE is literally the spiritual successor to diablo 2
>>707852088
idk it just doesn't seem like my kind of game. i prefer singleplayer rpgs.
>>707852203
Well you dont need to play with others
Only thing you'd do is trade with people which you find online
>>707852257
how big is the game when installed?
>>707852346
its like a 5gb download, no idea after that atm
>>707852422
fucc that, i ain't got much room left on my hdd.
>>707852533
i have a 500gb ssd with 60% free space
delete something you shitlord
>>707852600
eh i need to move some movies and stuff to my NAS anyway, i'm sure that'll free up some space.
>>707852663
>watching movies
shitlord
>>707852715
mainly tv shows, tbh.
>>707852761
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>>707852797
i'm sorry i don't watch animes all day like you do, faggotry.
>>707852858
Last anime I watched was in 2013
>>707852916
yeah sure you did.
anyway how has ur website been going faggotry
>>707852971
well yeah
thing didnt post
>>707853299
havent done anything on it yet but itll probs take a few hours
>>707853355
what even do you need to do?
>>707853403
some stuff and one thing I cbfed doing
LeftU Standing By
>>707853450
>some stuff
sheesh no need to be so technical about it, in layman's terms, please?
>>707853509
What's the top-tier #1 shota experience you guys ever had?
>>707853531
on my tablet and i cbfed typing out what it is
>>707853579
>>707853591
is it like backend stuff? frontend? js? be specific, man.
>>707852344
nice one!
saved~
>>707853682
paypal integration, some php stuff and some systems I need to put in place, change password encryption from md5 but i dunno what to and setup database login loadinf
>>707853798
>md5
>encryption
i fear for the person that originally made that. change it to bcrypt, by the way. it's the current standard for hashing. php even has a function for it.
https://secure.php.net/manual/en/function.password-hash.php
>>707853983
I havent done a website for a client yet and this is my second project like this at uni
I never really looked into making things secure before this
save link for me for tmorrow
>>707854108
>falling for the uni meme
i didn't go and i know this shit, kek. ye i'll tell you again tomorrow.
>>707854218
is all I do for this is store password_hash and then just rehash whatever their input was and compare?
>>707854326
yeah it's designed to be as simple as possible so that people will actually hash their fucking passwords correctly.
>>707853723
>>707854417
so why is md5 still in php if there is a better version?
>>707854326
oh and there's also even a function to compare the stored hash and the user input, password_verify('rasmuslerdorf', $stored_hash)
>>707854479
md5 is used for other things
>>707854422
>>707854537
kind of pointless to have a verify when you can just compare with ==
>>707854629
more secure. and it makes it easier for normies to do passwords.
>>707854699
more secure, what?
You're comparing 2 server side strings to see if theyre the same
You dont even need to verify a password to set whatever you use for login checking, just have a mysql query and if it has 1 result its valid, 0 invalid
Dont even need to verify the password on php side at all
>>707854551
if I was waving back at you in my pic, then...
that's you rn irl?
kinky qt.
but shouldn't it be getting cold where you are?
>>707854522
This is a weird bread today.
>>707854964
>>707854902
more secure for normies i mean, who knows how they could fuck up verifying a hash.
>>707855018
>>707854964
yeah, it's really gotten out of hand
>>707854915
should be but isn't really yet
you cumming over yet?
>>707855043
but yeah ill look at it sometime
probs biggest problem I have atm is figuring out paypal thing but I have like 3 hours of work I want to put into it
>>707855114
yeah never done any payment stuff, but luckily that stuff's pretty hard to fuck up these days.
>>707855177
yeah but i cbfed
I think I only need like 20% more in this class with 50% of marks still available so Im not too worried
Need to study for accounting though
>>707855107
I wanna see Autumn roll down the mountains like you decribed~
>>707855091
>>707855064
>>707855238
>going to uni
lmaoing @ ur life rn. what do you plan on doing after uni, anyway?
>>707855321
what I do now
wanting to die
>>707855253
cum visit~
>>707855400
thinking of leaving your career in sucking dick behind and going pro at being suicidal, then?
>>707855488
meme
>>707855534
you could unironically study memes at uni, tho.
>>707855608
might as well be an art student
SOUTH PARK PLZ
>>707855648
i mean if you study interior design you can make fucking mint
>>707855728
im as creative as a uncreative object
>>707855793
>implying you need skills to bullshit your way into becoming an interior designer
you don't even need creativity. you just need to be good at marketing yourself and lying about art.
>>707855866
so not me kk
cuck
>>707855907
you're pretty good at lying to yourself about not liking shota :^)
>>707855442
just got off 2x jobs to cover things, back to being able to save up as of last week, also fare is down to ~$300, interdastnig
>>707855974
not really
>>707855947
>>707856005
sure thing mr. "i post in shota threads but don't save the images i swear"
>>707856085
well i mean i dont save images at all and doubt i will
kjiren who is the fag you're seemingly hitting on
>>707856170
>he doesn't have a collection of technically illegal cute boys on his computer
what are you, gay?
he does nice things for us occasionally, that should be enough
>>707856004
have plenty of points anyway
>>707856390
i expect more
>>707856454
is your boyfriend a fag too, faggotry?
gdit melb, just pay attention to your bae
>>707856704
i only pay attention to people that live in the MOST LIVEABLE CITY IN THE WORLD, you know that.
>>707856466
careful, or you may end up with more than you can handle
>>707856796
Can confirm, although I wish he wouldn't pay attention to me.
melb sounds like a nice vacation spot
it isnt
>>707856910
it is
>>707856950
objectively and subjectively wrong
>>707856451
I havent travelled in so long, want badly.
how would your points come into play, a midway or other city visit?
>>707856910
Eh, it's full of dipshits doe
>>707856996
yeah like that melbfag guy, hate him.
oh god the melbs are multiplying..
>>707857053
that pic is just too damn comfy
>>707857146
no, I was literally here first, idk why you kids put up with this memer
>>707857146
to my knowledge there's still only me
can someone image limit so I can get on with my life?
>>707857183
fuck you you're not my mum
well if there are more, then at least it means you two should fug
>>707857251
it never ends
>>707857352
but he's lame
gj fegs, v nice bread
>>707857352
>it never ends
please dont make a new thread, I have shit to do today. make one tonight tho
new meme who dis
>>707857429
KISSU.
>>707857511
>tfw 2.5x13
>>707857522
he's a manlet tho
>>707857352
I only fuck cute people, not rangas
besides, not single.
>>707857569
>implying i have untermensch genes
i literally don't remember where this meme came from
well fuck then, the curse lives on, either we're nowhere near another, scattered across the globe, or are taken.
ffs
>>707857681
both, in my case, ldr
>>707857666
from ur fat hed dummy
>tfw no 2.5x13
JUST.
>>707857776
kinda rude
>>707857780
>2.5x13
>implying
>>707857776
damn..
how long?
he must be quite worth it, any trips to visit planned?
>>707857937
>he
well..
>>707857937
3 years, more or less, just came back from OH a couple of months ago though so not for a while.
>>707857986
w/e they, point being a successful hookup between shotanons
>>707858005
getting to have a qt summer vacation with your bae sounds wonderful tho, even if it was in OH
damn thats a fucking long way tho
im sleep
hope none of you wake up
>>707858291
gn faggotry, remember bcrypt.
cant wake up
>>707857293
wandered off?
>>707858129
I like where she lives, cute and quiet, and not too many of those crazy yankydoodles to put up with, mostly just well grounded non-gun nut types
gn melb, other melb, ****, faggotry, and sh0tabros
see ya next round!~
>>707858730
>other melb
lmaoing at his life rn
gn tho
>>707858784
they havent given out any traits or nickname yet afaik! it wasn't meant rudely
baka famjin
oh and demos and eisen probably, but they're not in worst hemisphere, so just have a good day
>>707858784
ur the other melb idiot, literally everyone who's not a newfag knows htat I'm melbfag
>>707859082
lmao okay kiddo
kay one of you be melbanon, the other be melbfag, there.
>>707859192
he never posts tho
>>707859192
uh actually I go by both names, pretty sure I have a kik account under each...basically he should just get off my board until he's not underage b&
I think I'm starting to remember the other melb more, kinda a dom, has toys in a drawer iirc, damn it's been awhile..
>>707859347
yeah that's him. the fag one. i'm the cool one.
i give up.
>>707859239
because everyone knows breads stopped being cool a year ago
>>707859347
who's this, kiji? at least you're not a newfag after all, anon
>>707859450
surprised you remember me, much less single me out from that, hai.
>>707859721
one never forgets a buttslut, qt
threads only got bad around december tho
we just have to not let that happen again
>>707840115
Is that fucking Satan? Sadao Mao? I thought nobody else saw that. Easily my favorite animu
>>707859821
when i stopped posting
COINCIDIENCE!?
>>707859794
yep it's definitely you.
also, am not!
>>707859923
there is precious little lewd of him
>>707860037
I'd like some lewd of Chiho!
Lol all that talk about brothers but no1 actually posting pics. And i aint talking drawn.
>>707860291
illegal, anon.
>>707859924
a lot of people stopped posting, or went under the radar, chat groups were made, good and bad, and also had a long stretch of these threads turning into the chat you'd find in a loli thread, pushed more out. Also people became picky little bitches not liking thing, went from anything goes but gore, scat and vagoo to OPINIONS
but yes, ultimately it was the lack of you, why'd you do it man? it was so cold..
>>707859973
Well, if thread was live I'd post a [artistname]filename.png to jog memories, or just a cockpic
>>707860364
Yeah, iunno where all the fun people went, tbh. Even you I feel like don't really post that much anymore, but eh, I haven't into shota threads for months really so iunno
>>707860371
no, that's just icing on the cake, fully confirmed.
now I'm just trying to remember what all you know.
also, oh dear, no, it really is starting up again, same time as last year too, the shotabros becoming ultra lewd and posting pics and all, like some weird tidal fever.
maybe I should try and b& myself before it reaches high intensity
>>707860672
oh I missed lewds? whose lewds got lewded? I don't think I've ever camwhored in a thread, loomi/lonk used to try to do that all the time though, I've done it in group chats or tinychats etc from breads I guess doe
>>707860564
a few have come back, or are at least lurking, depends on what time of day the tread is, but yeah most are fully under the radar, or moved elsewhere, sucks.
best to hope for a revival imo!
reiji > sei
>>707860835
for like 5-6 days before halloween, tons of shotabros posted pics, I had to stop saving them there were too many, nearly all were from 100% anons, not name/avatar fags.
I'll have to tell lonk you remember his lewdness, kek.
>>707861019
GET OUT.
>>707861047
mm, we're n kik groups together anyway they're just dead, and I don't really talk to him at all, but yeah I heard other melbfag was posting his cock and you were drooling over it.
>>707861184
i think you're currently on the 'anger' stage of grief. you'll get over it soon.
>>707861188
he's always busy, anyway, rarely catch him.
I said no such things!
>>707861454
wipe your chin, and your peen, geeze.
gd sassy ausfags
h8 u so much
ok, maybe a little, but c'mon, you saw it, ffs, it's not fair.
still a jerk.
new thread when
always freaks me out when there's cross-traffic from other threads
no Idea, we're terrible at making new ones.
>>707861953
threads are gay tbh
>>707861947
>tfw he doesn't drool over my superior cock
kys, never coming back to this shithole, c u in a year
>>707862084
your cock is like, half an inch bigger. fuck off
>>707862064
Iunno, I just an't into the dumping anymore tbh so I'm shit and useless for any threads you make, and I don't even save content
>>707862064
yeah its pretty awful coming here you shota fags are pretty mean people it looks like
>>707862141
>half an inch
>he doesn't even reach the g-spot
top kek kys
[spoiler]and mine gets used[/spoiler]
>>707862248
i thought you only needed to reach the prostate when it came to your girlfriend, though.
>>707862198
fuk u, u little shit wtf did u just say about me i hope u fucking choke on a thousand niggerdicks and die of the ebola
>>707862325
depends how high my sex drive wants to go.
>>707862084
I've not ever seen it tho, as you said it's never been in bread, but chats.
>>707862198
luv u 2 snuff
>>707862490
if only there was an imageslot, kijiwijy
>>707862167
I should run too, do not-lewd things for a bit
>>707862398
depends on if your dick can reach through skype.
also i'm sure I added you to skype at one stage but then I forgot to ever use that throwaway account
>>707862198
most of us are chill, just some standouts with their banter that tilt the thread
>>707862490
aww you know my name <3
now to figure out yours
friends dont make friends open skype
have heard it's only gotten worse too, somehow
>>707862758
fuckers can't handle the aussie bantz
>>707860340
>>>707860291 (You)
>illegal, anon.
U say that like that's a bad thing. I remember a time where this was considered normal on here. How things have changed.
>>707862853
I lurk or anon post in gfur, so it wouldn't be all that relevant.
and there are so few regulars in here we mostly tossed ns in favor of just deducing the identities by style, filenames/pic, quirks and other clues
but fwiw, kjiren
>>707862880
it's an acquired taste
>>707863234
well its nice to meet you anyway then
>>707858442
yep~
but you know how to find me
>>707863290
like my dicc
nah just kidding everyone likes it
>>707863290
like DICKS amirite?
>>707863295
same!
we've talked before in gfur ofc, but now your on my turf, gotta respect!
oh wow, we're almost at bump limit
>>707863591
>>707863605
dickmind
>>707863678
means someone should make a new bread for us to all post lewds in until someone ragequits
>>707863678
I will only go so far to show respect without reciprocation
>>707863556
sneaky~
>>707863765
you're not helping.
two days to the full moon, figures.
remember when shota threads were good?
shota threads were never good.
